Danville intelligencer. (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, December 15, 1905, Image 2
jlautillc|liitclligcnccr Lstablisheri in 1828. 2D. Editor and Proprietor a DANVILLE, PA., DEC, 15, 11)05. Published every Friday at Danville, the county seat of Montour county, l'a., at SI.OO a year in advance or sl.2T> if not paid in ad vance; and no paper will be discontinued until all arrearage is paid, except at the opt ion of the publisher. Kates of advertising made known on ap plication. Address nil communications to THE INTELLIGENCES DANVILLE, DA. OPPORTUNITY AND THE MAN AMONG the farmers' boys that will scramble around the Christ mas trees for presents or go cry ing about because lie iliil not find what he wanted in his stocking, will be several future presidents of this great " United States. Others are destined to be governors, senators, captains of industry, great million aires, engineers, architects and other movers of the world. It would be safe to say that nine out of ten of these boys are going to start life without any special advantages. The best equippment they can have is a good training up to twenty years of age on the farm, education in the common schools and habits of industry, honesty and sobriety. It is really a misfortune to be born a son of very rich parents. Few such ever achieve much in life and those that do, ac quire their fame in spite of and not on account of their inherited riches. Most sous of rich men goto the dogs from idleness or dissipation or pass through life'as colorless drones. As we have said, some of our readers will possibly bump up against the future president during the Christmas holi days. They will not know him, but he'll be there—a strong, healthy, open-faced, industrious boy, who doesn't lose his temper when called out of bed at four o'clock these cold winter mornings to feed the stock. Neither does he "sass" his mother, play "hookey" from school or spend his time around saloons or. corner groceries. Of course the boy is not to blame entirely if he does not reach a high mark iu life, for his health and par ental care are to a great degree re sponsible. Tire boy of careful early training and sound constitution must rise ac cording to the ambition born and developed in him; lie must learn to dare and to do for that which is right at all times, and with this determined effort, where is the force that can "hold him down ?" — T. 8. PETTIJOHN, ESQ., the hustling promoter of our rural tele phone system, deserves every degree of success lie has attained, for he is an industrious and progressive man, which we have learned through im mediate acquaintance with him in his labors on l lie "First Official Guide and Directory" of the People's, Sys tem, which is nearing completion in our office. Such mtjn should be en couraged by earnest support and lauditions of praise while lie can ap preciate it. Obituary notices are nice for one's "friends to read (if they do kuOw all they see) but wouldn't a word or so, spoken in truth and praise, be more beneficial to an enterprising man, in his acme of ambition, than all the lengthy obituaries and resolu tions of respect after he has made his great effort ? Therefore, citizens, be brotherly and do or say what you can for the advancement of any good cause—let it be that of the Peoples' Telephone System or any other that is a benefit to you and mankind in general. — GENERAL CHAFFEE is the latest of our warlike men to utter a note of alarm. At a reception given him at San Francisco several days ago, he said: "When that war comes we must be intelligently prepared for it. Modern war is not what war used to be. No one is now fitted to command troops who is not a scientific and well trained man. Medern war must bo scientifically treated to save human life. The Japanese nre a military people, but we are not. We do not get on with military preparations as they do, but we should be ready for conflicts." To be always ready for a fight means that some day the person who does so is likely to find what he wants. — AFFAIRS in Russia do not ap pear to be improving. If there is a seeming change for the better today, tomorrow shows up with them as worse than before. The people ap pear to have lost all confidence in the ptomises of their "little father," who is engaged fnainly iu refusing to do today what he promised to do yester day. Even the optimistic Witte seems to be at his wits' end and los ing heart. Bad as things have been in that country for months past, the end does not seem to be iu sight yet, and it will surprise no one'if a revolu tion like that which once cost France her best lives and deluged her soil with her best blood breaks out. — THE electrical car, in a speed test a few days ago, outdistanced the steam steed of the rail, which leads us to assert that not many'years hence, the electrical engine will be the prin- j cipal power for transportation and 1 other purposes. Danville Defeats Lewistown. | The local five after their ilufeat by CaUary, showed Lewistown I'riilay 11 ißlit tliat tticy aro »till iu the (jamo, by defeating tlieui by tlio sccro of 37 | to fi. The Lewistown team ha* been play ing (jootl ball ami by hard practice | loped to down Danville, as tliey did all other tenuis oa their own floor,bat the hard, fast playing of the visitors, soon convinced the large aadience th *t they were doomed to defeat. Danville \ was frequently applauded for their clever ha-UFt throwing." PEPSOIDS CURT> DY, P°P#lA- »■ IT ■■■ I«I i ■ i) r . Oulinun t> Prescription la a guaranteed cure for Dygpepfiiu. 1 ndigention and all Stomach trouble. Price 50 Cents. A Few Comments. 1 'The anniversary edition of the Danville Intelligencer, celebrating it* 77th year has reached our table. The souvenir is an il ustrated album of our city—its manufacturing, banking, commercial and educational interests, besides giving tho picture of and sketches on the lives of a number of • its professional and lepresentative citizens The number shows the ex penditure of a large amount of money, time, patience and work. The Gem extends congratulations to the Intelligencer and its genial editor and publisher on its long and useful life and wishes it many more prosperous. anniversaries.' I —The Gem. [I he above article plainly displays the iberal hearted nature of our kind friend, Bro. Roat, who was the only newspaper man of our city to give a word of praise in the columns of his paper, one office even appreciating our effort to the extent of five free copies, but not a word iu their columns.]— Ed. '•The Danville Intelligencer issued a handsome illustrated supplement last week in commemoration of the paper's 77th year of publication. 11 — Catawissa News Item. ••The supplement issued by the Danville Intelligencer in commemora tion of the paper's 77th year of pub lication is a marvel of beauty.' 1 — Northumberland Press. '•Better lafe than never. We inad verlantlv omitted last week to state that we received a souvinir pamphlet issued by 1). Aust Lutz (a graduate of this office) to c lebrate the 77th an niversary ot the Danville Intelligen cer. of which Mr. Lutss is the Editor. It illustrates the industries, progress, &c., of Danville, and is a line speci men of the art preservative. 1 ' - Liver pool Sun. Christmas Shopping. The ladies a*»c now busily engaged in their ( hristmas shopping and their daily visits from store to store are keeping the salesladies and salesmen on the consUnt jump. There are not many of the gentler sex who do not like fancy china, and there is no need to fear they have all they want of it either, for they never get enough, and even if they have all I hey want when they see the delicate Havi'aml and other rare pieces like are on display at Hunt's Drug Store thoy want it. They forget all about what they have and concluded they must have more We dont blame them either. It is perfectly irresistable—so delicate, so daintily decorated—and is admired by every lady. Your wife, your mother, your sister, all will tie delighted with it, gentlemen, if you do the shoping, and do it at limits. HOLLY AND CHRISTMAS TREES. The stores yesterday begun to set out holly for Hale. Tho rank green leaves aro iodissolubly associated with (ho idea of Christina* aud are apt to "Uggost the Christmas tree. The latter will como iu next week. Old Bald top aud other portions of Montour Ridge lias yiildeJ a harvest of Christina' trees fur uiauy years prist aud no one lias as yet come forward with the pre* diction that tho crop will be short th s year. Bring iu the Christmas trees; Santa Clans will dd the rest. Uf Uf Uf MINERS ARE SAVING. The Shamokin News says the an thracite minors are preparing for a strike urxt spring and are saving their earnings. It says tho depasits iu the four local banks amouut to consider *bly moro than two million dollars,an averago of one hundred dollars for ev ery man, woman aud child in the city. * « « FINAL PREPARATIONS. Many windows on Milletreet are re ceiving a thorough cleaning out pre paratory to heiug filled up for Christ mas. Yesterday no loss than four were ohs rved as empty aud receiving an overhaul ng. These late comers, judg ing by the preparations will be as haudsomj as any when dressed up for the Christmas throug. n « n NEW FRONT. The now door at Tit el's hotel, Mill street, installed by George Riefsnyder, improve the ap *po:iranoe of the ho telry very inuoh. Large plate glass both iu the windows aud door take place of smaller aud more inferior glass formerly used. The window blinds on the inside have also beau removed. jh at LABORIOUS TASK. 1 The window of a cigar store is not supposed to lend itself very conveni ently to Christmas decoration, but David Hauey lias accomplished the well-nigh impossible. His wiudow is a marvel—look at it as yoa pass, re membering that he used up 125 yard> of material iu producing the offect. * i* * BOWLING. £ Judging from the crowds present aud the contiuuoas soon Is of bowling lioaid at the new alloys ou Ea-t Mah oning street, it does not satm that the s[ ort of bowling will suffer for the j want of votaries iu D tnville. Tho te j suits that iiavc followed the opening | are iu all respects giatifying to the proprietors. New Harket Van. j D. O. Hunt has completed a very | handsome market van for Li'Duc, tin ; florist and market gardner, which was delivtr.id jeateiday afternoon. Mr. Hunt ha* turned out some very good work, but nothing ibat will surpass this unique vohiolt 1 . It is 8 feet by 4% feet; it is furnished with ccuutei and a ftovn, aud is beautifully paint led. Sellard—Ohl. Rurton O. Bollard and Lzzic F. o'i>, toth of fiho iiHburg wer*> united ' in matrimony in this city Tucrday riming, 'SquireJau.es Daltou lied' the knot. j TURNING j : BACKWARD : 0 • 1 By BELLE MANIATES I • • • • • Copyright, 1905, by I. D. Marshall • It was the night of the wedding of Mrs. Baxter's youngest daughter. The mother had bidden her a fond farewell und watched her with her lord depart. When the wedding guests all had gone save those who were to remain all night Mrs. Baxter went to her room, dismissed her maid and gave full sway to her unwanted hour of solitude. She had loved her youngest daughter even more devotedly and fondly than she had her other two children, but she was not grieving over her departure now. Instead she was reveling in the tirst taste of freedom she had known in years, for her children—the prac tical Walter, the domineering Julia and the spoiled Dolly—had each and all in turn and en concerto ruled each move ment, great or small, of her life. When five years ago her husband had been the hero of a little adventure that had shocked a shocking world and her fond, foolish heart would have for given hiin as he desired, Walter had taken the affair iuto his hands, ably seconded by his sister Julia, and before the prostrated, bewildered wife had fully grasped the situation she had found herself divorced. David Baxter, contrite und conciliatory, had been most generous In settlements and had then completely effaced himself from the lives of all he held dear and had taken up his abode in a distant city. Dolly had been too young to know much about the affair, and to her mother's timid proposal that the fa ther should be asked to give the hand of his youngest and his favorite chi'.d in marriage she had lent a willing ear, but Walter aud Julia had emphatically vetoed such an outrageous act. An hour after the wedding ceremony Walter had started on an important A TALL, FAMILIAR FORM CAME QUICKLY TOWARD IIER. business journey and Julia had taken the same train to her home and chil dren. Iler mother was under orders to follow in a few days, when the big house should be closed for the summer. Julia had arranged for some cousins to remain also until her departure. "1 feel," thought Mrs. Baxter, with a nervous little giggle, "as 1 used to when I was a little girl and my moth er went away and left yie alone In tho house. It seems as If I ought to play with the clock or do something forbid den." Suddenly she arose und went to her writing desk. Opening a secret draw er, she drew forth two photographs- David Baxter, boyish and debonair, aged twenty-one, and David Baxter, shrewd and Jovial at the threshold of middle age, as when she had last seen him. There was also a slip of paper bearing his present' address, for Mrs. Baxter had surreptitiously mailed him newspapers with marked articles from time to time, though she had never dared to write or hope to hear from him. A tender look came into her eyes, and she swiftly reviewed lier past. "It was my fault," she thought. "I neg lected him for the children and their friends. Their wishes came first." She carefully restored the pictures again and renewed her reverie. "We were perfectly happy that first year only—before David got so very rich, and we lived in that dear little cottage on the forty acres. I wish—l will!" A sudden hold resolution came to her, End fearful lest her weak nature should make her change her mind she dashed off two letters, one of which was to the people who lived in their old home, which she had never sold, but had allowed some needy friends to occupy rent free. Iler dreams that night were happy pictures of woods, meadows and coun try lanes. In the morning she looked almost girlish. At the breakfast table she made a welcome proposal to lier cousins, who were left in charge of her. She asked them If they would not like to stay In the house for awhile and entertain their friends as they will ed, while sue made a visit to some friends in the country. "I am so tired out," she explained, i "I need the rest and quiet, and there Is ! no need of the children knowing any thing about It. I'll send my letters hack here t<> be remalled to them." I Tho cousins, who had ever disapprov ed of the Julia and Walter espionage over their mother, heartily concurred in the little conspiracy. The following day brought a response to her letter to the farm. They would be orrfy too happy to receive her, not as a summer boarder, but as a guest. The next train bore her to her old home, where «he planned to stay a few weeks and 11 vo again the olden days in her mem ory and associations. She gave a little cry of pleasure as they drove up to The Nutshell, us Da vid had named It. Here time seemed to have stood still. The vine covered porch, the flower beds, the old apple orchard and the little rustic seat in the arbor were tho same- she went over the whole place. Every spot Wft.S TP" pleto with beautiful memories. The next morning she arose with a little tremor f)f excitement running through her veins. Never, uot even for Polly's wedding, hud she taken such care with her toi* , let. She was glad the day gave prom ise of being one of extreme heat. It ' .would account to the. farm folk for tha SEND us A COW, 1 nH M Steer, Bull or Horse BBHjO hide, Calf skin, Dog ■JHB 7^ skin, or any other kind of hide or skin, and let guHjfil us tan it with the hair on, -soft, light, odorless and moth-proof, for robe, rug, coat or gloves. KhSEHI But first get our Catalogue, UK giving prices, and our shipping HBB tags and instructions, so as to avoid mistakes. We also buy f-mHSmBBEr ? raw furs aud ginseng. THE CROSBY PRISIAN FUR COMPANY. 116 Mill strMt, Rochester. N. Y. light, delicate gown she was donning. Her hair still waved softly back from her brow with an occasional escaping ring, as it had in her youth. Iler thoughts and hopes had brought a deli cate pink flush to her cheeks. After breakfast she went through the ineadiAvs and down the lane to a "piece of cool, dark woods that skirted the river. Her heart beat almost pain fully as she Aine nearer to her desti nation. - "I am a foolish old woman," she told herself. "Of course no one will be there!" Koine one was there, however. A tall, familiar form camo quickly to ward her. "Oh, David!" she cried, with a litt» 5 gasp. "I was afraid you wouldn't come." "You knew 1 would," ho asserted. "But wait." lie put his arms about her and half led her through the woods. Not a word was spoken. She guessed what was In his mind and smiled happily when he led her to a certain tree apart from the others. "There," he said. "Now I feel thirty years younger, and, Helen, you look not a year older than you did when we were here last." "Oh, David! When I was left alone there in that big house the longing came to see you once more, but I didn't dare hope you would come." "I have been waiting for the letter you wrote for live long years!" "Have you, David? I didn't want a divorce—it was Julia and Walter"— "Yes, I know. It was always Julia and Walter, but their day is over." "I thought we'd have a little visit here in our old home for Just this once, and no one need know."' "Helen," he said gravely, "you can't retract now. You called me and I came. I have the license, and we will either goto the old parsonage or have a little wedding up there at the house. We'll spend our honeymoon here, and then we will go abroad, and"— "Oh, David! And the same minister who married us is still living here!" TnkinK Chance*. A small boy had been punished and in consequence was feeling at enmity with all the world, but \£itli his father in particular. When lie came to say his prayers at night he gabbled through them at a high rate of speed, and while asking for the customary blessing on all the other members of the family, including the cat, he left out his of fending parent. Ills mother understood, but thought it best to "appeal to his better self." "Harold," she said sweetly, "what abDUt papa? You forget, dear." "Didn't. Don't want papa blessed!" "Why, Harold, when you love him so! Just think, dear. Papa has gone downtown now, and how would you feci If he got lost or hurt because you hadn't prayed for him?" This rather worked on the boy's mind, and slowly he began to clamber out of bed, when just as he got on his knees he heard the familiar click of his father's key in the lock. "I guess I'll risk it!" he announced and quick as a wink jumped back into bed.—Lip pincott's Magazine. A Sanwon I'lixvued the Guillotine. The Sausons have a place in French history, not only because they contin ued so long to hold their odious otHee, but because two of their number, a father and son, held otlice during the evil days of the reign of terror, when they were kept so busily engaged with their guillotine. The last of the San son dynasty was dismissed from his post in the reign of Louis Philippe, in 1847, under remarkable circumstances. Although he had inherited a comforta ble fortune from his father, the exe cutioner of the revolution, he got into pecuniary difficulties aud was guilty of pawning his guillotine, surely the most lugubrious pledge ever taken by mor tal pawnbroker. An order cane from the procurator general for the execu tion of a criminal, and the necessary apparatus was not forthcoming. The prison authorities had perforce to get it out of pawn, and the execution took [dace. But the last of the Sansons was informed that his services would no longer be required. What'became of him afterwrrd does not appear to bo known. Qnite tlie Contrary. Tesa-1 certainly was surprised to fiear that Maud was married. Jess- Yes, it was rather unexpected. Tess— Mer family's quite incensed, I hear. They say her husband Is a man of ab solutely no family. Jess—That's all wrong. He was a widower with four children.—Philadelphia Press. The Pari* Jcivelcr*. "To stroll about the London streets," I says Harper's Weekly, "is a pastime; In Paris it is also an education. I hard ly understand how an Englishman ufter a walk down the Avenue de ! 1 Opera or the Boulevard des Italieus : can bear to even glance at a Bond j fctreet jeweler's. To see what the I French are doing in jewel work of ev ery kind is to make one feel that Lou* don is not merely a generation behind, | but could not in a hundred centuries ' catch up." Sot a Question of Season*. "How should we get married if there were no London season?" asked the ' debutante. "Some of you would get married if you were bricked up in an ogre's cas tle and had to be rescued," said the American millionaire. "And ten sea sons wouldn't marry the rest."—Lou- ' i ilon Boudoir. Great Scheme. "He mukos Jove to summer girls In the winter time and to winter girls in the summer." "What's the idea?" "Thinks they come a little cheaper when they're out of season."—Cleve land Leader. The drama embraces and appli.es alf fhe beauties and decorations of poetry, fi'he sister arts attend and adorn tyerj [•aliitiiiK. SFclllti-'Ptßin »»<> imislp avtt her handmaidens; tljo costliest JigilM of a people's Intellects burn ilt Bbow; all uges welcome Uer.—Charlotte OuMhnm* -—•• I Irwin's Dreaon I 1 Girl t £ By NETTIE PLATT £ 6 Copyright, lUOS, by K. A. Vhiteheod All through the delirium Jack Irwin was haunted by the vision of one face, lio real did it seem that when at last the crisis came and lie emerged, weak uud tired, from the dream world in which he had lived for days he in stinctively looked about for the reality. Instead there were only his mother, drawn a little out of her natural re pression by her joy at his recovery; the doctor and a grim faced nurse. "Where's the other one?" he demand ed as he looked about. "What other one?" laughed the doc tor. "That girl with the blue eyes," ho asked impatiently. "Can't you remem ber?" Mrs. Irwin came forward and laid a hand upon his forehead. dear boy," she explained, "you must remem ber that you have been in a delirium for a long time. It must be one of the dream fancies to which you allude." "I wish I could get back to where she is," he sighed, and then he dropped off to sleep again. When he opened his eyes again there was only the nurse, and she would not let him talk of his delusions, yet some how he could not brihg himself to be lieve that this was a part of his dream. He could recall in a hazy way many of the phantasies through which he had passed, but it was not the same with the girl. There had been something real, something tangible, about her. He could remember that all through those disordered hours he could see her face smiling at him and beckoning him on to safety when the others sought to lure him into danger. He could not believe, even now, that Ik was but a figment of a fever fired brain. And yet convalescence passed, and ho took up his work again. The blue eyed girl remained only a dream, something very real to him and yet HE SLIPPED H3EB ABM TUIiOUOH 1119. none tlic loss a dream. It puzzled him, but he eouhl not talk of It to others. lie was thinking of her one after noon when l»is superintendent came In and reported that Cassidy, the en gineer, had been badly hurt by being caught In the machinery. Irwin, always thoughtful of his men, gave orders that he should have the best of care, and that evening, on his way home, he stopped In hims .lf to ser how the injured man was getting along. "Nicely, Mr. Irwin," said the grate ful man."The doctor did all he could to make me easy, and I have a nurse* that's an angel from heaven." "Didn't know they had gone Into the nursing business," laughed Irwin. "Walt until you see her," warned the engineer. "Sfie'll be up in a min ute; she's g.)iie after some broth. '* There was the soft sotrtid of a door opening and Irwin rose to greet the nurse. As he did so he grasped the chair for support. It was his dream girl, the girl who every one had sought to convince him was a myth. She came forward with a little bow, and Cassidy, with a wave of his hand, Introduced her. "I *hlnk I must have seen you some where before," suggested Irwin tenta tively. "No," she said evenly, "I think not." "I'm certain that I have,"he per sisted. liut she would not continue the discussion, and search his memory as he would he could not remember Edna Clintock. That first visit was but one of many, and he soon discovered the hour at which the nurse took her daily walk and was generally ready to leave about the time she emerged from the house. lie was never obtrusive, but In a quiet, masterful way he suited his steps to hers and continued to walk with her. Several weeks had passed and "as sidy was almost ready to return to work when Irwin spoke at last. They had told him that she was leaving In the morning, and though she had pur posely delayed her walk until long after she supposed Irwin had gone his tall figure loomed up before her at the gate. Falling Into step he slipped her arm through' Ills. "I thought 3'ou had gone long ago," she faltered. "Did you suppose that I woull let you slip out of my life again?? he lisked. "Again?" she echoed curiously. Briefly he recounted his strange ex perience. "You havo been in my i thoughts, sleeping and waking, ever siuce," he concluded. "You are the only woman I can ever love, and I want you for my wife," "I must not," she cried, frightened. "I have promised"— Sho caught I self, but the mischief was done. Jilt i by bit ho drew the story from her. She had been called to attend him when the fever had stricken him. Mrs. Irwin had warned her against flirta tion, being fearful that her son would fnarry. £he had promised to be care ful, |n his delirium Jack |iat| seemed to knQW tljaf shp WAS ond one evening, to quiet him, she' had brushed his fever burned lips with her own Just as Mrs. Irwin had entered the room. Ills mother would not believe that the kiss had been glveu merely aa a part of tjie nurslug. She I)ad been dis missed on he;* promise that slje wqulil say nothing, and flie rest of the house hold had been WQfiied to insist that the angular woman he had found by his bedside when he awukened had I If PEOPLES' STORE Iff I MAKE YOUR GIFT-SHOPPING A PLEASURE BY DO-S mIT NOW, THEREBY AVOIDING LAST- 1 MINUTE CONFUSION AND CROWDS. g S HAVE YOU INSPECTED THE STOCK AT 8 ■jssTHE PEOPLES' STORE::! B —I - IMWMIWUMHMMM —1»- |J There is tho place to get just what you want, and E everything is handled over our counters that is found in any first-class department store. ■ _ I Our China Department is the best in the city; and the toy de-0 partmcnt is equal to any. Give us a call of inspection'is all we ask; our In goods speak for themselves. j PEOPLES' STORE | 1 275-77 Mill Street, - - - DANVILLE PA 112 == ZT jP FARMERS AND DAiRYMEN!™^ tATTENiiON! | Orders will he taken for a guaranteed 8 | 1 43 per cent. Protein Brand of Cotton | H I Seed Meal, delivered off the ear at l'otts- 1 j Send inquiries and orders by mail t | j Pottsgrove. Persons having orders in I ! will he notified on arrival of the car '! ; | C. H. flcMahan & Bros. [Special Dairy Foods and Dairy Supplies, HAY AND FEED ] |L_Jlo^ sgrove ' Nortll umberland Co., Pa. | nursed him throughout his illness. "Now, you HOG," she faltered, "I am in duty bound not to marry you." "Do you lovo me, sweetheart?" he urged. Her eyes answered long be fore she summoned the courage for the whispered "Yes." "Then leave the rest to me!" he cried joyfully, and that the rest was satisfactory is proved by the cards. Where IN the Soul Located? At different periods in history since men first became imbued with the idea that human beings were possessed of souls various ideas have been ad vanced as to the exact spot which that intangible something claims as its scat Within the past thousand years reputed authorities on psychology have located it in widely separated sections of the brain as well as in several other organs of the body, such as the heart, liver, spleen and spinal cord. About the year 1889 I)r. A. 11. Stevens of San Francisco gave the world his views on the subject, declaring that he believed it to be situated in that por tion of the brain known to the anato mists as the corpus callosum. More .than 1,500 years before the speculative philosopher above mentioned startled Ihe world with ills announcement of the discovery of the soul's seat it was believed in Greece, Koine and Egypt that it was located in the pineal gland of the brain. This gland is a little sac containing calcareous grit ami for which the physiologists have not dis covered any particular use. The dis cussion of the subject is an interest ing one, but it is plain that it is a matter wholly within the unknowable and undiscoverablc. Even the - Itisbop SiiM|iee<eil. Even a bishop shall not be deemed guiltless by the omnipotent housekeep er, according to a story told by an , Episcopal clergyman. "We had the bishop coming to spend the night with us a few years ago," said he,"and the whole house was in a bustle from the preparations my housekeeper made. The bishop came and made a pleasant visit. lie had to go away the next morning early. "Soon jjfter he started the housekeep er came to me, trouble writ large 011 her face. " "Why, what's the matter?' I asked. 'Arc you in trouble?' "She confessed that she was. " 'What is it?' I asked. "'I mustn't tdl you; I can't tell you,' she unsweiv l. " 'Hut I insist on knowing,' I retort ed firmly. " 'Well, said she, 'the bishop left ear ly this morning, before most of us got up, and some of the sheets are miss ! lug.* "—New York Tribune. Handling; a Ron Conn!rietor. [ Snake dealers in South America liavo j a line contempt for their squirming and venomous wares, though it is sometimes difficult to Induce ship cap tains to carry them as freight. The snake dealers handle the boa constric tor with £vcat deftness. This serpent bites, but Ills bite is not venomous, so that the thief danger to the handler is fr&m the serpent's enormously pow erful muscles. The dealers have learn ed that the boa to be really dangerous must have a fulcrum in the shape of something around which he may coll his tall. The boa is, in fact, a lever In which the ordinary arrangement is power, weight, fulcrum. Knowing this, the dealers drop a soft hat over his head, that he may neither see nor bite, and then snatch him so suddenly from his resting place that he has no op portunity to brace himself by seizing a fixed object with his tail. After that the essential tiling Is to see that he is not brought within distance of any such object. Father—Wh,v. r.-mvi 1 was your agft I didn't have as much money in a month as you spend in a day. Son- Well, father, don't scold me about it. tVhy don't you talk to grandfather? The Intelligencer lias a class of cir culiitjmi tliaf npikes advertising in its columns rich with results. It has, too, a quantity of circulation at rates that mean great profit to the person Using the paper. We still continue to give The Great America}) Farm Journal to all of oursiili- K'ribers who pay in advance. Think of ir. Two papers for the price of one, and only SI.OO, too. Stationery for Farmers. Farmers and others, particularly those living yn the Kmal Delivery route , should have printed stationery as well as business men. It is not only more busi ness like to send a letter with name and ' address printed on the uotehead and en velope, but it insures the return of the letter in case it is not delivered. We are especially well equipped to do this class oi" printing and can do it promptly and neatly. We will supply 250 note heads and 250 envelopes, extra quality, for #1.50, or 75c for either one lot. This is cheaper than you can buy the paper and envelopes regularly at retail stores. VITAIfIiiK Curc Nervous Disease o . ■ -Dr. Oidroaus Proscription- StroiiKfchons thenorves, Builds up worn out men ami wuniou. Price 50 Cts. WANTED -BY CHICAGO MANU facttiring House, person of trust worthiness and somewhat familiar with local territory as assistant in branch ollice. Salary $lB paid week ly. Permanent position. No invesU vneut required. Previous experience not essential to engaging. Address, .Manager Branches, Co mo Block, (Chicago. 1-29 06 NOTICK. Estate 0/ Margaret Y. Grove, Late of Danville, Montour County,, Deceased. The undersigned auditor, appointed by Hie Orphan's Court of Montour t.'ounty, to make distribution of the balance in the hands ot the accountant to and among the parties en titled thereto, will sit to perform the duties of his appoint incut, at* ids otttee, lin Mill St red, Danville, l»a. t on Monday the 11th., dav of December, A. I>. hKi.">, at it) o'clock A. M. when and where nil parlies IntcicHted are re quested to attend, or be forever debarred from any share of said fund. It Al J II KISNKK, Danville, I'a., Nov. !», lutV>. Auditor. popping -j Will beinado easy if J vou visit our store at .L once while the stock $ is large and selection is easy. i The Umbrellas were never as good for the money as at present. An elegant selection of silk and marct'rized petticoats at right prices. Table Damasks, Napkins and fancy table pieces in large varieties. A beautiful lot of fancy novelties— lffls of new ideas ill the fancy goods line. We have about anything you want irffancy silks, dress goods and all staple Dry Goods. W. M. BEIDEL, 344 Mill Street. KEEP YOURSELF IN HEALTH. Remember this Important and merciful fact: Serious diseases—even though the crisis may ho sudden—always (five warning of their approach. There are thousands who make a regular practice of hiking l)r. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy whenever they have early symptoms of possible sickness ami through its prompt action are never 1 really ill. It is a perfect cure for All Forms of Malaria. It cures sick heartache, and corrects those conditions if tlie stomach which produce palpitation and heart- | burn. In avast number of esses it has effected , cures of the most dangerous diseases —particularly , those of tho kidneys and liver—where all other- I treatment has failed. Kveu those painful and dan- 1 gcrous lualadit 3 Gravel and Stone, that it was formerly deemed could only l>e treated by ' severe surgical operations, have been'found to yield ' readily to the Favorite Remedy. If you have weak- 1 ncss or pain in the back over tho kidneys, or if your urine is dark colored, hasten st once to arrest the | progress of the disease by tho use of Dr. Kennedy 's Favorite Remedy. On the flighted sign of any fhiti" WFontf >vith the kidneys of bladder, recourse phould once bo had tot his inndleine. 'I ran record of this preparation in curing these common but | Very Dangerous Ailments > po one of brilliant and unprecedented success. The remedy has, in several instances, cured cases in which relief has be n vainly sought from the most eminent practitioners in the country. J 1 Dr, D. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy prepared at Rondout, N. Y. ft ft bottle ; 6 fur %b. All druggists. WtT&n DENNSIfLVfi^r 1 RAILROAD The Standard Railway ci This Continent PKOTECTEI) THROUOHOLT Hi JII K Interlocking switch & Block ,ml ysti it Schedule in Effect Nov. 26, 1915 ilVli 't iJ */ AHi) STATIONS A.M. A.M. P.M. I'.M. Sunbury .. Leave $ «• 15 | 955 § 2<4» I i> 25 Kline's Grove .. i 054 111.01 j . .| ft \\ •Wvcrloii I HSB fIOOO < 63 7 Klpp's Hun ! 7 00 112 10 II .. I 5 44 Houih Danville » _ I)ti iiv!l |p .... } 'll 10 1" 2:'J 650 i'." vd , '' lll no« is si ItnurliiK I ruck 1.7 . i lii -.s | v.:I I>. 11l Catawlsaa Arrive 782 1086 J 7 fljj§ CatawiKsa U'ttve $ 7 32| 10 36 i 2 :.T « MIM Ku-t Hlooinsburg . I - ' . Itloouisburg / ' " * ' 1-' '• 15 Ivip.v Ferry.. I < 19 stony town Ferry I7 52 . i 7 Creiisy 7I 10 5.1 "2• (i 180 , S^WcT":. A . rrlVo [ »<" "05 »«• 1 NescopccK I.IIHO | urn 111 or, s : ir, <.. ( n \Vap\vnll>t|>i'ii . .. SKI ||.ti i 1.. ."SSI HHI I 1:, 111., , :::••} •» n* • •••< iKi lrnit 813 1r I' J 710 ' Nantlooko 851 II .. 1 a <«• ;|» | Hut ton w ood rouo r 11' 00 17 25 Plymouth Ferry 112 002 1 . H 1 South \N ilkes-Hanv... 90<i 1200 ; ?«0 Wllkes-Harre... Arrive 010 12 10 356 735 STATIONS A.M. A.M. P.M. P.M. j Will. «-llnrro. . I .t-nve | 7 1., j 10;« |Lr> < <.IH) J South Wilkes-Harre 720 2JO <; tft , riyinoulh Ferry 112 7 22 ft; 07 I 1 5i 11 ton wood ... 112 7 21 112 2"4 | ( 09 ; Nantleoke 7 '.l 10 60 802 <i 17 S?}'R}- 1 7 to ION. 311 tH shlekshinnv I _ , ~ _ Moeunmiiin ;.} ' 111,7 *-' 1 8 " I Pond Hill 112 7 55 112 3 27 112 0 42 VVupwullopen 7 :»s it in .{ :{:t H47 Nescopeek . Arrive 8(0 112(5 'l 42 700 { Berwick. » [ Neseopeek Leave/ 8 NGO S•• 20 tl2 §7OO j t'reaay Bis 11 86 .. :i 7 Oft Htonfklown Ferry I s2I t 7 12 I hsp.v Ferry 820 i (K; Hlooinsburg » _ hast Hlooinsburg > 1 " l * '25 j Catawi.ssa Arrive 810 1153 113 732 iCatawissa Leave 810 1151 4137 82 Ron ring Creek ... 112 s;* r 12(0 11 10 17 89 Boyd 112 866 112 12 11 11 28 I7 48 .snu n ih ll ij,,, l viiio::::::} iiw ««»■ i!ti ■»' Kipp'H lCtin ( j»o:» 11 35 112 766 \\ olverton 112 9 12 112 4 12 112 >OB K liuv'H Grove fill". f41515«» sunhury .. Arrive 5 9 2'. §l2 :;o | 155 J Iti ( DalTy. c Dally, exempt Sunday. I st-»ps only on notice to Comlm lor »>r Agent, or on signal. Trains h-avo South Danvill «s follows: For I'ittston and Hcrunt«»n, 10 17 a in and 2 21 j and 60 p 111 week-days; 10 17 ain daily. For I'ottsville, Heading and l'hilailclphia 71111 to and 221 pin week-days. For II izleton, 7 11-a in and 221 and 560 pin week-days. For Lewixhurg, Milton, Willlamsport, l.oek 1 Havt'ii. Henovo and Kane, 12 16 pin \m . k j days; l.oek llav. 11 only, !i 14 a iti and I Hi p m t wc-k-days; t" >r Wii and interin -di j ate stations, 911 ain and 751 pin week-da. 1 K. , For IJellefonte, Tyrone, l'hillipshurg .nd Clearfield, 9 N a 111 and 12 16 p 111 weelt-du> *. | For Harrishurg and intermediate stations, SMI am, 12 1. pill and 761 p m week-da vs; I 31 p 111 daily. I For I'liiliolelphia (via Ilarrishurg) Haiti i inor.-aud Washington, 9 11 a 111 and and 12 15 I ami 7 61 p 111 wim-it-days ; I :;i p m dally. For I'llUhurg ( via Ilarrishurg ;• 11 a m nd j 7 1 pm werk ilays; I :il p m dully; (via I. w istown J unet ion • s» 11 a m and 12 16 p m week days; (via 1.0.-k Haven) 9 11a 111 and 12 1 » p i 111 week-days. ) Pullman Parlor and SleeplnsrCars run on through tniins between Sunhury, Williams port and Krie. hrtweeu Sunhury and Phila delphia and VVashinglou and helwet n Hai ria hurg, l'Utshurg and the \V<st. For nirther information apply to tieket agents. W. W. ATTEHBUUY, J. H. WOOD, General Manauer. Pass'r Traflle Mgr Gi:o. W. BOY D. General Pass'r Agt. "auctioneer" Real Estate or Personal Prop erty Disposed of at Public Ouicry. ''Results Guaranteed Address, Micliael Breckbill, Rurul Rcule 4. Danville« Pa FOIT SAJJ:-A SMALL FARM OF FOR tv-six aen-s, known an the Mauger farm located nilles north-i'iist "i' Pottsgrove, Fair buildings, gooil Iruil. water at house and barn. All ei«aieil and under high state of eultivation. This larm Is-offered at private sale and is ad > riH»le property. Will leave hay, straw and fodder on the plaee. l'o.Hsts sion given Ibis tall. Address. L. O. F.VKKITT, H. F. I). 1. Pottsgiove, Pa. $5,000 Reward will be paid to any person who can find one atom of opium, chloral, morphine, cocaine, ether or chloroform in, any form in any of Dr. Miles' Remedies. This reward is offered because certain unscrupulous persons make false statements about these remedies. It is under stood that this reward applies only to foods purchased in the open market, which have not been tampered with in any way. Dr. Miles' remedies cure by their soothing, nourishing', strengthening and invigorat ing effects upon the nervous system, and not by paralyzing and weakening the nerves as would be the case if these drugs were used. For this reason Dr. Miles' Anti-Pain Pills are universally considered the best pain remedy "I have suffered for 25 years with sovero pains in my head, heart and back, anu have tried everything 1 could Ret. and could not find any relief until 1 irot a box of Dr. Miles' Anti rain Pills. Is tftcred as long as 12 hours at a time with such severe pains tint I fe ired I wo-:ld lose my mind. Tho Anti-Pain Pills gave ma relief In from 30 to 20 minutes. I do not have to uso Morphine any more. I wish you would publish th.'s so that Other sufferers nnv find relief." I. A. WALKER, It. F. r». No. 0. F ilom, Ind. Dr. Miles' Antl-Palri PMI3 cro sold by your drunoist, w| lo will guarantee that the first packarte will benefit. If it fails he will return your money. 25 doses. 25 cents. Never sold In bulk. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind I Many ncwspn pers have lately given currency to reports by irresponsible parlies to thecfl'ect tbat , THE NEW HOiVIE SEV/ING MACHINE CO I had entered a trust or combination; we wish to assure the public that there is no truth in such reports. We have been manufacturing sewing machines for over a quarter ofa centu ry, and have established a reputation for our l selves and our machines that Is the envy of all ! others. Our " li'etr Home" machine lias j never beenrlvalt d rs a family machine.—lt [ stands at the head ofall lliith Grade sewing | machines,and standson its own merits. The ** Xete Home " in the only really HIGH Git A UJ7 Saving Machine on the market• I Jt is not necessary for us to enter Into a trust to savour credit or pay any debts as we have no debts to pay. We have never entered Into uompetitiou with manufacturers of low grade cheap machines that are made to sell regard less of any Intrinsic merits. Do not be de ceived, when you want» sewing machine don't send your money away from home; call on a u Xew Home" Heuler t he can sell you a better machine for less than you can purchase elsewhere. If there is no dealer near write direct to us. THE NEW HOME SEWING MACHINE CO ORANGE, MASS. , Kew York, Chicago, IlLiSt. Ljiulm, Mo, Atlaa. .. to, Q*, rtaiafTex.. B»u Fiiuujlmo, CfcU _