L NVILLE INTELLIGENCER Established, 1828 - - ■ ==- ■ «= *—! DANVILLE, MONTOTJK COUNTY, PA.,' DEC. 2, 'O4. D. AUST LTJTJ4, Editor and Proprietor. THK INTHI/MORNCKR IS the oldest and bent-weekly, lh»moerntle newspaper in this s.-ction of the State. 11 enjoys the distinction of having a larger county circulation than all the other weeklies com bined, Itguiu* into llxe home* ui' all the best Democrats in the county,. alirt Is rrnrt try fltriUKttUMllS Republican friends weekly. rublinliSd every Friday; at Danville, the county seat of Montour county, Pa., at SI.OO a year in advance or $1.23 if not paid In advance ; and no paper Will be discontinued until all arrearage is paid, except at, the option of the publisher. Rat6s of advertising made known on application*' Address all communications to THE INTELLIGENCER, Danville, Pa. THANK YOU! "The Danville Intelligencer was seventy-six years old last veck. It is one nf the very best weekly papers on our ex change list, its news features, and editoral department showing 4 that a muster hand is at the head of the paper. We wish it continued success, which it richly deserves, —Record and Star, watwnitdwn. The above was gleaned from last week's issue of esteemed contemporary, which is also printed the latter part of tho week and reached us too late for last week. Brother Fosnot runs a twentieth century paper, and almost forces us to accept the compliment, as we have found him to bo generally sincere. Wo bow to our superiors as gracefully as iv: an, saying, thank you ! Less than four weeks till Christmas. Will we have a New Year celebration this year ? There still remains a few pavements 011 Mill street that i.eed grading. All indications are favorable for a bounteous harvest ing by the coal merchants. Market is back to its proper place again, and there Bicip.a to be plenty of room, too, for the trolley to pass. Last night at midnight the work of dismantling the World's Fair Exposition began. It is promised that all the exhibits will be away by March 1. Today Teachers' County Institute will hold its last feviou, and the teachers will return to their respective homes benefitted by a week's profitable recreation* and iu t unction. After the New York confabulations Mr. Odell sol < tr.nly declares that he will not name the next Senator. He won't say a word, probably, but will merely put his linger on him. It's too late now this Pall to remove the old Grove cemetery will be the excuse, very likely. How about I '..tit soldiers' mouument that was to be erected early next Spring up there ? Mayor Price of Wilkesbarre has adopted a unique way of ridding that city of hobos. He orders them to i .ke a soak of two hours and thus remove from them the trust of dirt accumulated in years. Secretary Taft is urging the Panamaians, as he has urged the Filipinos to "read the Bible more." Probably he explains to them the new reading of the text, "Thou thalt not steal except in the interest of collective civiliza tion." In his exhausting series of lectures on Modesty and The Simple Life, the President's pet, Parson Wagner, lias rather overdone it. Wasn't it Carlyle that wrote and published thirty volumes to prove to the world the beauty of silence ? When Senator Cookrell generously holds up his platter to receive an office from the hands of the President, lie earnestly remarks "I believe that when the South gets better acquainted with President Roosevelt, it will love him more." - The scrub women of Chicago are in revolt. They decline to organize under the name of"The scrub-Wo meu's Union." The name ''Floor-Operators and Knee Workers" was indignantly refused and they insist on be ing called Janitresses. Hay is king, after all, but cotton and corn are very prominent members of the royal family. Of the latter we grew 2,453,000,000 bushels this year. If loaded upon freight cars, the train would go five times around the earth! No further comparison is necessary. A Missouri editor has been thinking and now decides to refuse to insert obituary notices in his paper of people who, while living, failed to subscribe for his publication, and this is the reason he gives: "People who do not take their home paper are dead anyway, and the mere passing away is uo news of value." As colors round out attenuated curves we cannot ex pect to see so many of the sweet girls of fashion raise there frills and laces quite so high in the future. Parisennes are wearing only black stockings now, white and color ed—except with white shoes—being regarded as hideous. This fashion for black is unfortunate for women lacking natural advantages. The buying and selling of another rich American girl has just been completed. The Italian Count, who has been purchased by the rich Pittsburg girl, gets $50,- 000 in spot cash and an annuity of 810,000 for life, in exchange for his title, his debts ami the triHe of manhood that is in him. He bargained hard that the above sums should be increased to $70,000 and $15,000, respectively, but the bride-to-be didn't think he measured up to those figures. "Usona" sounds like a Battle Creek patent to usoua breakfast table, but it is as a matter of solemn fact the name proposed by his British nibs, Sir Edward Clarke, for the country of Uncle Sam, having been constructed from the initials of "United States of North America." Even if John Hay should approve of it and write a poem about it, which is likely enough, the people of the United States will still bitterly resent being christened with any such insano-culinary pseudonym. Presideut Roosevelt in his address at St. Louis re newed his recent pledge to be the President of the whole people without distinction of party or section. In this broad-minded and patriotic purpose he is entitled to and will receive the generous and cordial support of all well meaniug people. Narrow-minded partisans, of course, will withhold their approval, but if the President be firm in his purpose to the end, he will be supported and sus tained by an enlightened and friendly public opinion. NOT A GOOD WAY. If a young man were to como to us and ask our advice as to how ho could achieve the greatest pecuniary success in life on the smallest amount of capital, wo might, but for certain other considera tions, suggest the career of a race rider. During the past live years some of these exports have been earning more money than Cabinet Ministers, Gov ernors, or even tho President himself. Jockey Hildebrand, a young stable boy two yeais ago, has this year earned $70,000 by his successful riding. Tod Sloan and several other American jockeys Tn London and Paris have been making and spending nearly as much yearly for several seasons. It is estimated that over $500,000 has found its w.iv in to tho possession of the twenty leading riders the evening. Don't wait until a girl has to throw her whole soul into a I yawn that she can't cover with both 1 hands. A little thing like that might 1 causo a coolness at tbe very beginning of the game. If, on tlie occasion of your first ; c ill, the girl upon whom you > have set your young alTections looks like an iceberg and acts like a cold wave, take your leave early and stay away. Woman in her hour of freeze ' is uncertain, coy, and hard to please. In cold weather finish saying good night in the house. Don't stretch it ' all the way to the front gale, and 1 thus lay the foundation for future asthmas, bronchitis, neuralgia and chronic catarrh to help you to worry the girl after she has married. 1 Don't lie about your financial con - dition. It is very aunoying to a 1 bride who has pictured a life of ease in her ancestral halls to learn too late that you expect her to ask a bald headed old parent who has been uni formly kind to her to take you both in out of the cold.—Chicago Journal. Is Morgan Planning a Cow Trust? ■ J. L. Hope, general superintendent of Florbam, the farm of Hamilton McK. Twombly, at Madison, N. J., ■ has sold to J. Pierpont Morgan, of ■ this city, IKe thoroughbred Guernsey cows. One of tbem was "Pride of ! Home," which took all the first prizes at the St. Louis Exposition, and another was a bull, also a prize win-1 ner. The animals have been sent to j Mr. Morgan in a special car hy ex press. Thanksgiving Dinner. The following company was enter tained at the home of Dr. J. E. Shit man, Jerseytown, 011 Thanksgiving Day: Mr. and Mrs. Edward B. John, of Berwick; Misses Jennie and Sallie Sheep, of Jerseytown; Miss Helen McKee, of Topeka, Kansas;! Miss Pauline Sheep, of Elizabeth City, North Carolina, and Mr. and Mrs. Eukeus auil daughter, Mury. of I Jerseytown. Cut With an Axe. George Whitenight, of Dutch Val ley, while preparing to butcher Thurs day morning cut himself very badly. Hu was sharpening a stick when the axe slipped indicting a gash two inches in length above the knee. Dr. Shutnan, of Jersey town, was called, who inserted three stitches in the wound. Attracting Much Attention. The New York World's oflcr of the Thrice-a-Week World, the Cos mopolitan Magazine and Harper's Bazar, each one year, for 81.(it) has attracted a great deal of attention and hundreds in this section have availed themselves of this offer. It will soon be withdrawn. An order of Court (ices (lie time for holding License Couri in this county, lon tho Friday following tl e third Monday in.l annarv. 'flint will cause it to fall this year on January 20th. I is still H cousidnrable time ulicud, too early for any of (lift lc rty liqoor r eal crß in the county to think ot filiuj; ap plications for awhile. To Prove His Airship a Success. To demonstrate that he has solved the problem of air navigation, Capt. Thomas S. Baldwin, Inventor of the airship Arrow, whose success at the St. Louis Fair attraeied the attention of the entire world, is going to New York in tlie spring to make a series of spectacular flights. He proposes to fly from Coney Island to the Jersey shore, from the Battery to Harlem and return, from New York over Staten Island and return, ncross the East and North rivers, and finally, to prove how thoroughly he can control his steed of tho air, over and under both Kast River bridges. Captain Baldwin says,"The day will come when a man will ask for his wings as be now asks for bis shoes. Within tho coming year tbe pace will be set so fast in the naviga tion of the air that all will see its per f ct practicability. They will realize that the problem of the ages has been solved. "In a few years there will be great numbers of airships. In the experi mental period many accidents will occur. They will be reduced as time goes 011. Then will come the period when sailing in the air will be as simple and as safe as travel 011 land. "People have always dreamed of flying. Now at last we are near this great conquest of the air. We have advanced far enough to be sure of it. It is a victory grealer than the a chievemenls that have made travel easy and speedy on and under the land and on and under the sea. "Will the perfected airship be the dirigitdu balloon or the aeroplane? I believe both. The keel. I lacked proper power to operate if, and it was a failure. Since then the de mands of the automobile have advan ced the building of small, strong and speedy engines. But in these en gines economy of space, not of weight, has been the aim. For auto mobiles I hey are made for rough use |in inexperienced hands. For the air ship t lie man who has got the speedy and light engine will win out." "Gen." Coxey Falls for $287,000. Columbus, Nov. 28.—"Gen." Jacob S. Coxey, of Mount Vernon, once leader of the "Commonweal" army, to-night filed a personal peti tion in bankruptcy in the United [ States Court. His liabilities are given as 8287,000. His assets consist of 2,560 shares of stock in the Coxey Steel and Silica Sand Company and an unsecured note for SII,OOO. The Coxey Steel and Silica Sand Com pany is now in the hands of a re ceiver. Gen. Coxey was a native of our citv, and this item will be received with interest by our citizens, in as much as we dislike to hear of his fin aucal paralysis. Where is the shrine, only forty years old, that is visited by fifty thousand Christian pilgrims a month, lnnnv of whom arc undoubtedly cured of great afflictions'? Head Stoddard's Lectures. Wanted. SPECIAL KEPKESKNTATIVE in this counlv and adjoining terrilmies lo represent and advertise an old estab lished business house of solid finan cial standing. Salary #2l weekly with expenses, paid each Monday by cheek direct from head quarters. Expenses advanc ed; position perma nent. We fnniUlt everything. Ad dress, THE COLUMBIA, 630 Monon Building, Chicago, 111. Saturday while Wra, Gabriel, 9 years old, was running along the street at Columbia, Pa., he tripped and fell over a dog and the point of a tin whistle that ho had between his lips was forced through the roof of his mouth. The wound is a frightful one. fiTßrrnrnmn, in i % JlfS Dill STORE * Q The wind-up ot |j The Season with ] Prices at less than 1 Manufacturers can produce them. -AND-: | 'go;- CaoG Gui^tains Mattings! Mattings! Mattings! : HOUSE FURNISHINGS, DISHES, Ac., all reduced. N. B.—Cash balance paid on Butter and Eggs. Farmers will find our store the head centre to do their trading. The largest stock to select from and at prices that out-distance all competition. KEMEMBEK THE PLACE I DANVILLE'S GREATEST STORE P. C. Murray Son IpUmZZZSZZZZZZZZZZMZZSZ^SZZZZiMII!^ P* FARMERS AND DAIRYMEN! Ti ATTENTION! Orders will bo taken for a guaranteed VTjH 43 ]ier cent. Protein Brand of Cotton I fflfffl Seed Meal, deilvered off the car at Potts -1 tilß grove, at a reducod price. j Send inquiries and orders by mail In rt iffl Pottsgrove. Persons having orders in, ', JKjjdßß|WWp> will be notilied on arrival of the car C. H. ricMahan & Bros. !j Special Dairy Foods and Dairy Supplies, HAY AND FEED ■ Easy and Quick I Soap-Making with BANNER LYE To make the very best soap, simply dissolve a can of Banner Lye in cold •rater, melt lbs. of grease, pourtho Lye water in the grease. Stir and put ■side to set Pull Direction* on Every Packace Banner Lye is pulverized. The can may be opened and closed at will, per mitting the use of a small quantity at a time. It is just the article needed in every household. It will clean paint, floors, marble and tile work, soften water, disinfect sinks, closets and waste pipes. Write for booklet "Uses of Santttr Lye" —free. The Peon Chemical «Verka. PhlladelfM* "Cbrrect _ * uiooutNlmrg / ' 10 43 2 616 Espy Kerry 112 - u flo 47 Ie 1* .stonytown Ferry I 7 M flout I (.27 Creasy.... ; 752 10 66 IX 630 Berw&:::. ArrlVe } «W 1105 3 oot ..... Shickshiuny / **3l 1182 BSO 701 Nanticoke.. 864 1164 310 7 lit Button wood 112 nun rut*) I 3 66 1 7 26 Plymouth terry 1 902 riitti I 3.17 1 ; 28 South Wilkcs-fiarrc... you 12 06 400 730 g«le Street ... 008 12 08 4uu 733 Wilkcs-Barre... Arrive 910 12 10 406 736 aajivaiyaan STATIONS A.M. A.M. r.M. I'.M Wllkes-Harre...Leave | 7 251 10 35 1216 I 600 Hazie Street 728 10 37 247 60# south Wilkes-Barre.. 730 10 40 2jU 606 Plymouth Kerry 112 732 112 10 42 112 2 2 1 607 Huttonwood 112 7 35 112 10 45 112 2 64 I 0 0» Nanticoke 742 IO.'JO 301 617 i l °, r f ?U h 751 1058 "10 626 MSmui'uZ:::::::::} •« «w 037 l'' ),ui H'! l f8 05 fll 11 f320 I 641 Wiipwiiliopen . 810 11 16 331 647 Beach Haven Ferry.. Nescopeck Arrive 818 11 26 342 700 Ne™opeek.;.".'.'.Leave} I 818 | 11 w ; 3 42 17 00 Creasy „30 11 36 352 70# Stony town Kerry l 8 33 112 11 38 . ■) 64 I 7 12 Eapy Kerry 842 fll 46 102f720 Bloomsburg ) .... .. East liiooilisburg..../ 11 50 108 726 Catawlssa Arrive 856 1157 113 732 Catawissa lAiave 856 11 67 413 732 [touring Creek 112 904 fl2 05 1 I 19 112 7 3# D° ili f910f12111 4261 7 4# South Danvliiel2 15 431 751 KtPP'" Hun 112 9 19 112 12 20 112 4 35 112 7 5« Wolverton 112 9 25 112 12 28 112 4 42 1 8 06 Kline's Orove 112 9 27 112 12 30 112 4 46 r 8 Of. Sunbury Arrive 5 935 J 12 40 | 4 65 | 8 16 I Dally. J Daily, except Bunday. 112 stop, only on notice to Conductor or Agent, or on signal. Trains leave South Danville as follows: bur Pittston and Hcranton,7 11 a ni and 2 21 and 550 p m week-days; 10 17 a m daily. For Pottsville, Heading and Philadelphia 7 11a m and 2 21 p m week-days. For Hazleton, 711 ain and 221 and 550p ra week-days. For Lewlsburg, Milton, Wllliamsport, Lock Haven, Henovo and Kane, 1215 p m week days; Lock Haven only, Ul4a ni and 431 pin week-days; for WilliauiHport and intermedi ate stations, 914 ain and 151 pin week-days. For Hellefonte, Tyrone, Phillipsburg and Clearfield, 914 a 111 and 12 15 pin week-days. For Harrishurg and intermediate stations. 911 a in, 12 15 pin and 751 pin week-days : 481 pin daily. For Philadelphia (via Harrishurg) Balti more and Washington, 9 14 a m and and 12 15 and 7 51 p m week-days ; 4 81 p m daily. For Pittsburg (via Harrishurg) « 14 a m and 751 p in week-days: 431 p m dally ; (via Lew- Istown Junction) 9 14 a m and 12 15 p m week days; (via Lock Haven) 9 14 a m and 12 15 p in week-days. Pullman Parlor and Sleeping Cars run on through trains between Sunbury, Wllllams port and Erie, between Sunbury and Phila delphia and Washington and between Harris burg, Pittsburg and the West. For further Information apply to ticket agents. W. W. ATTEBBURY, J. R. WOOD, General Manager. PuKS'r Traffic Mgr GEO. W. BOYD, General Pass'r Agt. \LMDiES *" fli*. LaFrnnno'a —' Compound ah "nJ^t Mrr * Powcrf.l Combinall.il. Successfully uacJ by 20Q,G00 women. Price 26a, Druggist., or by mall. LafranCO * Co., PMlrt«l.lll.. P., TO CONSUMPTIVES. The undersigned harinc horn restored to h< '*h by simple means, after suffering h.r several yc-rs with a severe lung affection, and that dread disease Consumption, is anxious to make know a to his fellow sufferers the means of cure. To those who desire it, he will cheerfully send (free of charge) a copy of the prescription used, which i-Ji W1 " fi" d * sure cure for Consumption, AstAma, Catarrh. Bronchttis and all throat aid Jung Maladies. He hopes all sufferers will try Jia remedy, a. it i. nwluable. ThoM desiring the prescription, which will coat theaa noihln/ and mar prove a Sleaaing, will plua. addreaa. 11(T. SOTTASD A.WIUOI, BrosUya. N«w fork. WANTED—Quickly, few persons to represent long established wholesalo house among retail merchants and agents. Local territory of few counties, $lB salary and expenses paid weekly. Expense money advanced. Commission extra. Permanent engagement. Busi ness successful. Previous experience not essential. Enclose self-addressed enve lop#. Address, SUI'KHIXTKSDKNT TRAVKL EHS, 325 Dearborn St., Chicago. 12t Not Fatal. No Matter What Doc tors Say—We Know That Heart Trou ble in Many Cases Can Be Cured. There are .even main feature# of heart dls«Mo. vi*.t (1) Weakneaa or Debility; (2) Rheumatism or Neuralgia: (3) Valvular Disorder; (4) Dilation; (5) Enlargement; (6) Fatty Degenera tion; (7) Dropsy. Documentary evidence wlil prove thousands of so-called "incurable." hav. been absolutely cured by Dr. Mile.* New Heart Cure. Patients often have no Idea their dis ease is heart trouble, but aacrlbe It to Indigestion, Liver Complulnt, etc. Here are some of the symptoms: Shortness of breath after exercise. Smothering Spells. Pain in Chest, left Shoulder and arm. Discomfort in Lying on one side. Fainting Spells. Nervou# Cough. Swelling of Feet and Ankle.. Paleness of Face and Lips. Palpitation. Nightmare. Irregular Pulse. "1 have great faith In Dr. Miles' New Heart Cure, and speak of It. merit, whenever opportunity presents. 1 can now go up and down stairs with ease, whore three weeks ago I could hardly walk one block.' 1 One year later — 1 "I am still in good health; the Heart Cur. d d so much for roe. tluit I and It a far 112' e £ ,e .r 112f e i lcl E® ,th= n you claimed It }S be *o7~ B v. D ' yoUNO. 15. D„ &17 North Pine St., Natches, Miss. Money back If flrat h-ttj.j falls to benefit. VPli!!!! us and we will mall * you a Free Trial Package of Dr. Miles' Antl-Paln Pills, the New, Scientific Remedy for Pain. Also Symp tom Blank for our Specialist to dlagnosd your case and tell you what is wrong find how to right It. Absolutely Free. Address: DR. MILKS MEDICAL CO., -KTffgim gT.KHiBT._mg. /