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VOL. XXXII.
Foomoburg Reinurat.
PV ann 'WWII WEDNENDAY IY
DIPONSIIC CM, PA., BY
WILLIAMSON IL JACOBI'.
Tielligi,—s2 On in advance. If not paid within
I#4oleTiis. Ut rent w additional will bet Mod*
Nopeptie ecoailitied
o until UAW
In paid except nt di the l option f the e ditor s .
RATES OF ADVERThiltid,
antis cONOTSTOTI • WWI.
osa ' mare ( qv, o r twee ineertions
leery aubeequent insertion lees Wall.
seam ix. thol• 3*. Cm. iv
One equate. !,O 13 eo conl oo
Two W ,0 ares, 3,00 3 1 0,00 limo
Three 0 . 3,0 u I 7,90 P.M) (Co"
/nut 11'011,0111. WO 0.00 Io,eu 11 . 49
ilatleolumu, 19,99119,00 14,00 le 1 1 11
One column, 13.0 10.00 00, 0 0 woo
tareutor's and Administrator's Nana".
AuditaersNmiac . ....... . ... . . . ...
Other advertionmenta Ineert;datendins tospeend
sontralt.
nuidneou unileee, without advertisement, twenty,
loots per
Troostroi gilvortlwrintits poyablu in odium* all
others due after OS Mot insllllloo.
P REMIUM LIST
UM
THIRTEENTH ANNEAL EXHIBITION
aP tFao
COLUMBIA COUNTY AGRICULTURAL,
IfORTICUTURA L AND m I
CAL ASSOCIATION,
t4O be hebi
AT BLOOMSBURG, PA.,
011 Wednesday, Therriny . Frid sy , 0,0).
bet nth, Isth, and 16th,
The managers of the Agricultural Society
of Columbia comity, will endeavor to put ev•
cry thing in the her , : order to make the ec
irmumodations complete this year, and ae Ag
ricultural tioeietica have now beelime lived
institutions, and everybody nano ivied:.cs
that there is a great 11111. , 1111t of Ml• , rroation,
recreation and agreeable awidation in at
tending a well filled up Fair, the V., to m it too ,
to whew the membon , of the last year's Fair
Dave entrusted the munaginuent, would ear -
neatly and respee trolly e , dicit thu coopera
tion of every person in the tmmy, hoping
They will all brim; romething to the Fair of
Colutnbie, this over memorable your of our
Lord, I Stls.
As twerytiiM; of this kind tipt4l have a
system 4:, carry it , t 1 with sethifeetiou, ex hi.
bitara and erm tr, be tors mill ideas, re e d the
instructions, and emue to the Fair expe,l.lnl
to abide by them without asking fur any al-
Ouration.
by order of the Exeentive Committer.
E. It.E LER., Secretary.
CLASS 1 -EOM ES.
Sh taer. Centre, Supt.
fitAibiowit , t ata.i tknr
" stbllton 14 all work
" e.,:t not "Vol , 4 ere old
d 11 • ~
MCI
81.111 [air draught horns,
II SO
004 e pair carriage "
Sii Ii a
Hest brood mare with colt et her side,
both owned by the embitor, P 00
3d " of ft f , 0 , 5 1 . 10
BegliagiVecerriage horses, 5 00
iL tan
t . - mare bno
It fl U $ 0
11 f;08 between 3 end i yre old 4no
• noire U a 0 410
• gelding • 2 a 8 e 1 4no
• Imre° cull" I s. 2 a 3eo
ft mall " " •• 2 00
• horse or mare colt under 10 1 / 1 "38
old,
34 in « « ff If
" pair mitoh colts under 4 yre bro•
ken to harness, 3 00
Inhibitors under this clog will hove their
horses ou the around by 10 n'cloek Thursday
morning when they will tie examined.
Judges—dm...ph W. Eves, Greenwood; ,1n•
sob Kamitenhauder, Franklin; Nehemiah
Reese, Hemlock; C. 11. Wile%ry.Fishin.,-
4
week.
CLAFS 2 rATILE.
Philip Cressy, v..ntre, Sltperintond:ou
at netts( oroetc.
Best bull 3 port. old AWL ult
tt 4# - 09
Beat bolt bet 2 and 3 ploys old GOO
m 41 0 40d
fleet bull bemoan 1 and 3 " ZOO
34 ~ 2 00
Boot cow 3 rears old and upwards 6 06
Id 0 0 . 0 0 0 4CO
Boot heifer 3 GP
" bull calf under 10 mos. 2 60
Ild 'I dtgrioulturiet one year
Boot heifer below!' 2 and 3 years 4 00
id •, 0 0 0 0 3 311
110 II " under 10 mos. 2 00
nNVON STOCK
Boat bull S years untl. upwards 19 no
14 " " 40 411 9 110
llenl " betwoon 3 Awl 3 yore old 6 0
114 " If II 4 on
3
2 00
2 00
It 1 it 2 N
r=ll
4 " '•
" cult under 10 met.
sa Arliel4/Nriat oil. year
" cow 3 years and upworde 1 00
3d a a 11 a 4 00
" heifer between 2 and 3 veare
• 4 00
1 11(1
3 00
2 00
Id "
IMMII
w under 10 motc
itt.ernit sToelt.,
Bed bull 3 yearn and upwards /2 on
14 re le 909
between 2 and 3 yenre fl no
14 4 90
3 00
2 00
3 00
ur
d
ft a ft I a 2 Of
td it Id if
" " under 10 months
If E. krrieulturist one yea
1, cow 3 years and upwards
id If
" heifer between l and 3 years
It II
U ft t
" " under 10 months
ORADED KIWIS
Bestbull 3 years and upwards 13 nn
34 to a 9 00
" " between 2 and 3 years 6Ho
3d is IS et 4no
If II I 3 • 3 OD
" "
.. 11 II
"" under IS months
ad „ Agriculturist one Nor
" sow 3 years and upwards 0 00
• II 41 00
" heifer bemoan 2 and 3 years 4 00
Id 1, a on
3 00
3 00
Id
" under 10 mamba
PATIVE F.TOCE
Bast bull 3 years and upwards 12 00
34 a tr 900
" botwen 2 and 3 year. 0 00
4 04
3 00
2 00
2 00
IF
Id
is 1 e 2
=II
d "
0 " rag under le trorithe
Agrioulturiet one se
" eel, 3 years and upwards
•• 14
heifer between 2 and 3 years
44
is
" " under 10 months
Oxus and sranas.
Rill yoke oxen owned and worked by
- exhibitor b 00
Idrr. u u u 3110
" yoke steers between 2 and 3 years 4 10
ad tr 2 00
Exhibitors will have their stork ready for
the 'lndira to examine by 10 o'clock s. w. on
Thursday and to remain until 3 o'clock Fri
da r.
Judger—John Bets, Hemlock t William N.
Wen Xllrube nt * Bs
S re O tt; W.g Tho enet Ploaesnmas Wilson, t. Green
d A
CLASS 3—SWINE,
Joshua Mendenhall, Franklin, Supt,'"
Best brood sow and pigs, six or tutus, $0
0 00
1.4 fat bogs, 2 or coons, 6 0
Id " OO
" boar 6 00
14 ii u 300
" Broad sow, 6.00
24 o u •• 300
ulot (3 or mots) pigs nude S weeks 8 00
ga 44 o .4 2 00
I , , I o g oc k bogs, 3 or mom, 3 00
gd II oI Io It II 200
Judges—William N11014,146;144)1) l John
Shuman, Scott; J.uwis Rost, Montour.
CLASS 4--SIIEEI'.
Dr. P. U. Freese, Bloom, Supt.
/MI WouL.
. il
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n,
io
iN.o
20.00
00
w,Oll
Dest bufc,
3 ,1 di
" ewe
2d it 01
Best buck,
2,1 •,
0
FEBIJ
liett Writ,
2d " "
" eVYO
gd
Judgrt--Slpleriek Um, Pine; Johnson U.
Ikeler, tireenwo..l.
CLASS V—FOU'LTRY.
Joseph Seirttergood, nue, Supt.
Bost and largest dispfoy of poultry *1 00
" 300
" pair chickens agriculturist 1 year
24 " 60
" " turkeys 0. o 0
. 4 " common 2 00
2d oo 0 1 00
" and Isrgeatdin,layut tame pigeons 1 00
" pair ilecio 1 00
24 ' 1 " ' an
" " ducks 1 00
Judr4—Thootmos Pullman, Scott; Aaron
Sui ith q llesulooelo
CLASS 6--J0113,J.N. SEEDS 3t FLOUR.
FroincOoo Lvans, Brian:reek, eupt,
Best 60 poonnoloo ahem, flour $3 00
O " buckwheat Lour 3 00
" " rY. auto 3 00
" " corn meal 1 00
" halt bas clover am 4 3 00
24 " o 0 1 60
0 " tein'Olv seed 3 00
201 " oo 01 ' I 100
" bushel red wheat 300
24 " oo 1 50
if " whit . , 11 300
21 0 if " 150
O 0 rte I 50
0 0 buckwheat I 60
I. 0 gourd sera corn ears 160
co iffy. 101 %. " 160
" " amoko4 0 1 60
O l if or bash Mau seed 1 50
" bush oats 160
Jnolges--1/. If. Fowler, Centre; Jacob
Brown, Maine.
qty no
3 41
hhG
It'
Y
CI,4fN7—YEIIIOITABLES.
ninon 11. Kline, gunr,
nest bush of potatoos of different
varieties $1 30
" half oDb sweet Haters 3 00
bush n o w turnips 1
" Itl( burl ratoloozoo 1 a 0
" surtur Weis Agriculturist I yr
wurtsel 1 00
beets 1 00
carrot* Agriculturist I yr
0 0 rfitonips 1 00
onions I 00
bull dos vegetal:oo34o4re (tAsify) 1 00
0 peok tomatoes 100
0 a hocts of cabhaga 100
" 3 hutiehea celery 100
4 ere plants 1 00
" 2 fits lime bests 1 00
4 * 3 qta C,,ro!ina bonne 1 00
00 34 ! g soup beans 100
00 punkin 4 , r squo4ll 100
lot utttpltino. 0 or mere Agri 1 yr
JIM gro—Johli Oorden, Montour; Johnlimith
Madison.
3 0 0
CLASS S —FRUITS.
sarnuol N hart, Coutre, Supt.
Best half bush any variety of apples $1 00
** display at apples 20 0
2,t Agrieutturist i yr
von 2 O
" 4,ircculturt4 I yr
4,a pe4,0109 / 00
2ti dirittalUrll4l I yr
4' dos foinces 100
2d 50
" display grapes 200
24 " .1 . Agrktiffitritt Iyr
" 5 clusters grapes Creveling 50
u . " Concord SO
0 01 "
Diana 111
a u " Delaware 00
e, " " Isabella 50
" let fog grapes 50
" display raspberries 100
" sample dried apples 60
u ei " peaches SO
u of toned rilfirriPS 50
Judges—James,,,Eves, Orange; Ilirarn J.
Reeder, Franklin.
CLASS ti—WINES AND LIQUORS
Casper Icahn, Catawissa, Supt.
Best qt errant wine $1 00
" " blackberry wine 100
11 10 grapp, if 1 00
" " cherry iu 1 00
" " rye whiskey leo
" " cider vinegar 50
dodges—Hiram D. A pplernan, Centre; Rau
McHenry, Renton.
CLASS'Io—DoSINATIC 'MANUFACTRES.
Frank I'. ES4IP, Greenwood, Supt,
Best loaf bread t 2 00
2tl " . 100
" roll butter, 3 Riser ever, 200
2d " . . 100
" apple pie 200
" Cllllllod fruit kifforent kinds, each 50
" round oak° 50
" ganger " 60
" sponge " 50
" samples preserves 50
" " fruit jelly 60
" cucumber pickles 50
" riekles any kind , 80
" apples butter 60
41 poach " 50
" grape . 0 50
" 1 Plum " 60
" eared ham Arriesalurist Iyr
41 sample sausage 50
4, " yeast GO
" " hard sosp 50
ff " left II 60
0 0 0
4 0
3 0 0
2 00
00
2 00
" gni sorghum 300
Judges—Mrs. Philip ronl, Tlnaringereek;
Mrs. Shodrnek Eves, Pine; Mrs. Hiram J.
Reeder, Franklin,
CLASS 111-1101NEHOLD MANUFCTURES.
John:G. Quick, Moutour,Supt,
Boil, 10 yds flannel $1 50
211 " Agefeutewrisi 1
,ve
" 5 yds woollen cloth /10
" liC" carpet 150
II
" If ilgriewiterisi Iyr
" " " plain linen 160
. " " " diaper " 160
" knit Wool stockings 60
, T , If " mittens 60
''' " cotton stock Inge 60
" homemade shirt 150
24 " II " 100
" pair wool. blankets _ 200
00
4 0 0
4 90
0 0
"'„ linen shwa Ayriciaturirt Iyr
" " homemade table cloth do I,yr
Jtlßes—Sylvester Purse], hemlock; Mrs.
Joseph P. Conner, Centre; Miss Kam A. Rots
and Helena Vanderslice, 'bullock; Mrs.
Wm. negotiation, Montour.
CLASS 12—FANCY ARTICLES & now-
Peel& Masters, Greenwood, Supt.
Bet! knit quilt $1 00
" tidy I
Isaias vityrk
$4 0)
a OE
4 00
3 0
YWDLII WOOL.
4 00
3 00
4 0 0
3 0 0
1,,Q241 WOOL.
4 00
0
4 00
0
BLOOMSBURG, PA., WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 7,
4 , * poi toont„lsemt o t .. r k, I ..,
" " shell "
41 ° bur °
It 41 leather " I ~.
It " hair 0
If " was 'f . i ...
/I 0 drawing I o
0 0 painting 1...
If " silk embroidery 1 ...
0 0 worsted embroidery I ...
ft 0 cotton (I 40
44 4i worsted mat 60
ii. u option do 60
0 o worked slipper I ...
le 0 fancy pin cushion 1..
'4 0 bead dress I ~.
iii 0 dim day moss painting I ...
40 it p o lleetion of 051dias 50
o ""i artitleial ilowers 40
o 0 house plants in bloom 1....
a ° dried grass 60
o do flowers 40
u
penimnrollip 1...
" variol.7 of flowyre 1 ...
Judges—Mies Fiallit.lientuirgood„Tine; Mrs
Itiran B. Kline, Ortaigo ; Mrs. Reuben L.
Rich, Greenwi , (ll Miss Mary Mendenhall,
Franklin.
CLASS 13—VEHICLES.
Jamb Girard, Groeuwood,liupt.
Berd family carrinip
npeCtiuggy
" top do 3
" farm wagon
wagon farm woe
pleasure 3
wheelbarrow
" elr4
" pulky
Jukes—.f. O. Wintersteen, ; Joseph
Hartman, Franklin.
CLASS 14 --ACSRICEI,TVRAL IMPLE
MENTS MACHINERY, &C.
Franebt P. It !Worm, Pine, Supt.
Beg right Land plrw I
do plow (Jr general use I
do left lantolplow I
nodl
do right nod Laud plow l
2
do corn plow
de eut,goOt plow
rlcr svoare drag
do ono to , 'e eultifotor
do two fiA, do
do two do cornidantor
do one do do
if, thresher and separator eoroblued 4 0 .,
410 'mower and r,:aper rorobituai
141 do do do
34.1 do do du do
do hay fork
do portable Odor pre**
do (^lover huller
do eau go grinder
do el,o hoe wrirmsr
da wushiog totO , h
do gruhhin.: hoe
do sot miner's picks
do sot mill Meks
do pair (Oro and hind horse oboe* I
do Atm.:lNi drills
do axe bandit. 50
do groin oradie
do roller kracutturiet Iyr
do fonnine;
do corn shelter 2 ...
do straw and fodder eutter 7 ...
Judges--Elina Creasy, toiruot ; Jolt. Mouser,
Montour; Jacob L. Uirton t Madison; Freas
Fowler, Priarereek.
CLASS Lt—STOVES, TINWARE, EARTI.I%
EN W ARE, AC.
John, Allen, Madison, Supt.
Beat o.4in g atovo wish fixture* $4l
do parlor do
do voo, artitisiol tee4h 1 ...
do variety tintimm 3 ...
do do oorthlor wAre 2...
Judvo4—Alfred WITIM ; Wm. How
ell, Mt. I'imismkt,
CLASS I6—CABINET WARE, SITOEMA-
It ERA, TANNERS. &C.
Jacob A. Swisher, Modhom, SW.
Deg set (if egtle harness $4
do do team barness 4
do do double eurriage hurtles* 4
do do sin $4lO d o d o 2
do suit clothing
da
,pair call' boots.
do pair kipp boots
do pair miner's shoes
do borPtill
do dressing stand
do display etthillet Ivaco
do act windsor ehaira
do set spring seat chairs
do rocking chair
do settee
do made suit clothes
do half dos brooms ApectrUurist Iyr
do two sides solo leather
do do do kip
d o do do calf skin
do sample bricks
Judges—Cyrus Groveling, Scott; Thomas
Harder:, Catawissa.
CLASS 17—BEES AND BEE HIVE&
Reuben L. Rich, Greenwood, Supt.
Bost swarm bees
2d do do do Agrieunurist Iyr
do sample Sibs honey
do bee hivo
Judges—Levi A. Hartman, Centre; John
Scott; Catawitoa.
CLASS Ia—SPORTING LIST.
Peter Billmyer, Bloom, Supt.
Best trotting horse or mare over 4
years old $5O ...
Beat trotting horse or more under 0
years old and under 60 ..
Entrance fee in both cases $lO
ralteatt's usr.
Heat trotting mare or gelding, en.
trance foe 00 SO ...
2,t bit trot, itoree,ruaro or gelding,
ookrunee No $5
Judges—Eli Mendenhall, Benton: Sylves
ter J. Faux, Scott Rathoel Oreveling, Cen
tre; Reece J. Millard, Mifflin.
CLASS It--FOOT RAMO.
Koons, Maim, Supt.
Best run once around the course en.
trance fee 50 cents $$ 04.
2d best do do
Judges--A. IC. Smith, Madison; John O.
Nevis, hfenitock.
RULES AND REGULATIONS.
(Article third of the constitution requires
persons to pay the association one dollar to
constitute membership. The practice here
tofore has been to buy tickets on Fair days,
and have their names recorded at the time,)
First. Every person having articles fur
exhibition or competition, must become a
Member or the association before entering
them.
Second. Nfinors can beeurne members or
exhibitors when their parents are members.
Third. The field of earn petition is open to
all persons from other venom% and States and
can become exhibitors upon the Caine terms
as citizens of this county.
Fourth. All articles offered for competi
tion must be owned by the competitor. Fruit
vegetables, flowers, &c., must bt the growth
of the competitor, and all manufactured arti
cles mutt be made by t h e competitor.
Fifth. All stock IMAM be what is repre
sented or premiums will be forfeited.
Sixth. All articles for exhibition or corn
petion must be entered by b o'clock I , m. on
Wednesday, the 14th, and except in impossi
ble cases be on the ground by that time, arid
remain there until k'riday, 3 o'clock p. m.,
when they will be at the disposal of the exhi
biters.
Seventh. Stands for the sale of refresh
ments enn be obtained by application to the
Secretary or B. F. Hartman.
Eighth. No license will be granted ataada
that sell spirituous or malt liquours.
Judges appointed to examine the different
classes will confer favor on the Association
by calling et the Secretary'n °Moe early on
Thursday morning to obtain their instruc
tions.
Tickets to the Fair can be obtained at the
d :if • tot-, the r.tiror et the tick
di iu;t oir dap'.
.••w a 1 1 ,.) pines on Om grouniiii
12 fp ot-,t, 11.4% et. swam engine, witieh vim he
stmeho.l to nnv machinery pinned on azhibi•
arm needing snub motive power.
ACOli HABILIS, Fres%
B. U. I cum, Seey.
Bloomsburg, Sept. 25, 18414.
A enshial Lover.
His name was Jacobus. We used to call
him Jackass, for short, heaven help me
if he should NC this story,
Among many of his misfortunes, for he
was cock-eyed, red haired, and knock-kneed,
he numbered that inconvenient one of bash-
Mum. Nevertheless he was fond of the
holies, although when in their presence, he
never opened his mouth when he could help
it, and when he did speak he used both
hands to help him; in fact, ho was a man
of "great actions,"
Jacobus, one warm day, fell in love; he
had just graduated at college, and began to
think he must seek the ladies' rutiety ; he
was getting to be a man, and it was manly
to have a "penchant."
.730, VA in love with the sweetest,
liveliest, most honeyedish girl in the square
but how to tell his love! There was the
rub. lie had ,hcard a good deal of the
•'language of the eyes," and he accordingly
tried that, but when he looked particularly
hard at the window where 3liss Emily was
in the habit of sitting, s,otne person on the
other side of the street would invariably bow
to him, thinking be was endeavoring to
catch their eyes. Ile has despised eyes
ever shifty then.
At length .1301; obtained an in!rodoeti , m
through his si,ter, and with her ho called
several times, but she was obliged to leave
the city no a reaFon, and as each interview
only inereased his ardor, he determined on
going it alone.
Long bet ,re the hour fixed upon by cus
tom for nn evening visit, he found himself
arrayed in his best. Blue coat, metal but
tons, black eassimere pants (said pants being
a little tighter than the skin), and spotless
•
vest.
The ;journals of the , It.ty Ante, as an item
of intelligrneo, that the thermometer ranged
from 75 to t;) degrees. Jack swears it was
a hundred.
As the hour gradually drew near, Jack
found courage and pre-pitation oozing out
together, and he aluom determined to pull
off and stay at home. lie concluded, how
ever, he'd take a walk past the house and
see how he felt
By the lime ho requited the mansion he
firmly concluded not to go in; but on cast
ing his e3.-e , , towards the parlor window, and
perceiving no sigw, he thought it probable
that no one 1V:1.4 at home, and , since he had
proceeded so far, he would proceed farther
and leave his card.
No sooner tleterminctl thin concluded.
In a reckless moment he pullet! the hell;
the darned thing needn't make sad' a
noun.
The door watt overeat as if by magic anti
the servant girl politely nuked hint in ; Mis.l
Emily was alone in the parlor and would be
.101i.thtetl hint.
r v hero was a fix ! Go in a dark
• 1 . :zirl ;thole e It was too
• th had elo:-efl the front
, h,ri ate! uraa p, ititinit into the parlor where
Ali Emily was.
Being pedectly convinced that no choke
was left hint, into the dark room he walked
or slided. till was perfect chaos to his eyes
l'or s moment ; but only for a moment ,
then from the deepest gloom. came forth an
angel voice, "biddirig hint welcome and draw
near." To obey the order was but the work
of a moment, as he supposed, but he little
dreamed of the obstacle fate had thrown in
his way. Ile knew full well that the stream
of love had many ripples, but full grown
snags entered not into his head.
Judge then of his astonishment on being
tripped up almost at the fair one's feet, by
a flat stool with plethoric legs, which chance
of a earelem servant had placed exactly on
the road to happiness. Over he went and
as the tailor had not allowed ler any extra
tension of the muscles and sinews, he not
only proenred a tumble, but also a compound
fracture of the black pants aforesaid ; said
fracture extended all across that point which
comes in closest contact with the chair.—
!laving picked himself up as careful as cir
cumstances would permit, the smothered
laugh of Miss Emily not setting him for
ward any, he at last succeeded in reaching
a chair, and drawing his coat tails forward
to prevent a disagreeable expose, sat him
self down with as much grace as a bear
would when requested to dance upon a pile
of needles.
The young lady was almost suffocated
with laughter at the sad mistlirtune of the
bashful lover, felt truly sorry for him, and
used all her powers of fascination to drive
it from his mind, and eventually succeeded
so fir as to induce him to make a remark.
On this rock he split.
Just ut that moment she discovered that
she had lost her handkerchief. What had
become of it ? She was sure she had it
when he came in. It must certainly be
somewhere about.
"Haven't you got it under you, Mr
Jnmbus?"
Jack was Sum he had not, but poor
Jack, in venturing an answer, could not
possibly get along without raising his hands
of course he must drop his coat tail. lin
his anxiety to recover the missing viper he
even ventured to incline his body so as to
get a glance on the floor. As be did "sothe
fracture opened, and behold there lay the,
as the lady supposed her property.
It was the work of a moment to catch
the corner and exclaim
"Here it is, sir, you needn't trouble your
self about it. Just raise a little, its under
you," at the same time giving a hard pull,
Alas, the iv:it WWI told, no escape—noth
ing short of a special interposition of Prov
idence could save his shirt. But what
should he do? Another and another
stranger pull, evincing on the part of the
lady a praise-worthy determination to obtain
the lost dry goods, coupled with the re
quegt :
"fiat up, sir; you're Nitting on it," dc•
termined him, and in the agony or the mo
ment and grabbing with both hand.. , , a !list
disappearing strip of linen which encircled
his neck, he exclaimed:
"For G--8 sake, Miss Emily, leave my
shirt collor I"
The young IEI4
The Privileged Vaomes.
The following constitute Awno of the priv
ileged clasaes under the present Radical dis
pensation :
I. The Imndholder. He is exempted from
all State and local taxation. lie receives
his interest on his bonds in gold, while
ev
eryelse has to take their interest in
legarlenders.
2. The National banker, who is receiving
some twenty-five or thirty per cent. on his
investment, by virtue of the valuable priv
ilege which the Government has given him
—to provide a National currency to the peo
ple.
The Southern neer°, who has a Freed
men's Bureau to riek after hip- interests, and
to feed and clothe him if h,:dun't cluto.c to
work.
4. The New England manufacturer, who
receives an immeu.i. bonus in the shape of
protection to his fabrics, all of which comes
out of the pockets of the laboring classes,
who are compelled to buy them.
5. The railroad monopolists, to whom
Congress has granted tracts of land large
enough for empires, out of which they can
build their roads and have a great deal to
spare I A few favored men have thus voted
for them, free of expense, n great railroad.
6. The Congressmen and legislators who
sustain these privileged classes in their ras
ealities upon the people, and who are made
partners on that account in the robberies.
7. The immense army of ofriee-holders
who live upon the unclean drippings of the
Treasury.
It is the party opposed to the Democracy
which, by the act of its leaders, has brought
into being these privileged classes, and up
on which they mainly rely thr their contin
ued existence. It is no wonder that, with
such immense interests fitstened upon the
body politic, and drawing its heart's blood,
that the country has ceased to flourish, and
that its great resources are king dried up.
The great issue now is, whether the pe..-
pie have intelligenco enough—whether they
sufficiently appreciate their own interests—
to rise in their might at the coming elec•
tions, and put an end to these privileged
classes and conditions of mum The latter
are struggling des lwrately to maintain them
selves, and are resorting to all the applian
ces of corruption thr that purpose. Where
there is a venal press, they obtain it ; where
there is a speaker or writer of purchasable
material, they are sure to have his aid.
The acts of COwtre=s and, many of the
high calkers of the ifovernment show that
they are mortgaged, body and soul to these
privileged classes of men. They arc power
fully intrenebed in all the political strong
holds of the country. But they can be
beaten if' the people so will it—if they are
not led astray by cunning demagogues who
fire their party prejudices and inflame their
party passions, in order that they may not
recognize their true interests, and continue
to be hereafter, as they are now, the vassals
of those who are so grievously oppressing
them Lag.
Hairrnawr ON TUE RAMPAOE.—Auditor
General Ihrtranft made a speech to his
Radical brethren at Pittsburg, last week, in
which he dwelt lone and eloquently upon
the war of the rebellion and other matters
of ancient history, hut failed altogether to
tell his hearers anything about the issues of
the present which his own party have f oreed
upon the country. On the subject of the
increased expenditures in the Auditor Gen
eral's office, during his administration, his
lips were sealed. Nor did he say e.,e word
about the $9,000 and upwards, paid to spe
cial committees of the Legislature, upon his
certificate, in direct defiance of the law. We
demand, in the name of the tax-payers of
Pennsylvania, that General Ilartninft shall
explain how it comes that during the three
years of his term, the Auditor General's
ofliee has cost the people $20,000 more than
during the three years of his predecessor.
We demand, also, that he shall explain h o w
it comes that he certified the accounts of the
special committees of the Legislature, when
the law fimbade him to do so.
THEY have at least one girl or undoubted
"loyalty" in Illinois, Judge Griffin was
holding court in Alcdo, while a camp meet
ing was in progress near by. Certain young
ladies came over from the camp ground and
solicited lodgings. The landlady replied
that every bed in the house contained two
lodgers except one, and that was occupied
by Judge Griffin. "But come up stairs,"
she said, "and I will find a place for you."
She led. The young ladies followed. One
of then► bursting into tears, buried her face
in her hsinsis, and loaning over the railing
sobbed bitterly, exclaiming in broken ac
cents, don't want to sleep with
Judge Griffin ; he-be-he's a Copperhead."
There's no dieconnt on that girl's "loyalty."
08.
Witty Me Fat Wonsan Didn't
Commit Mulcide.
A night or two ago a fleshy woman re
siding in St. Louis being tormented by the
pangs of jeulomy, the depredations of mutt
ketiws and bed bugs, and the heat of the
weather, resolved to put nt end to her suf
ferings by committing suicide. Near her
premises is a deep cistern containing
about twenty feet of water, with a pair of
buckets suspended to the end of a chain.
The fat woman threw off her extra skirts
and proceeded to the cistern to execute her
purpose. Taking hold of the chain, she
swung off, and her weight-220 pounds—
carried her down with great rapidity. She
struck the water like n log, end fbremost,
and went down with a mighty :splash, sink
ing some ten feet, and popping up again
like a cork, but still holding on to the chain.
The water cooled her off at once, and the
reaction operated upon both body and mind.
Jealousy and insects were forgotten in the
delightful bath, and with both hands cling
ing to the chain, she amused herself by
kicking her heels downward, bobbing up
and down, now sinking to her chin, and then
rising with her feet near the surface.
After amusing herself in this way fi.n• ten
or fifteen minutes, she began to feel uncom
fortably cool, and sought lin seine 1110a115 to
get out. It was impossible for her to climb
the timid hand over hand, sailor fashion,
and the only way was to call for assistance.
Her teeth now began to chatter, and her
voila) was not loud enoughto be bearltfrimi
the bottom of the cistern. She tried the
climbing process. and by desperate exertion
ascended several feet. but her grip relaxed,
and she fell back "kerchue into the water.
lifer situation was becoming desperate, and
she was getting quite sick, when at, length
a neighbor who had been out on a spree,
went to this cistern to get a drink of water.
He hauled up the chain, and was not a little
surprised to find that the bucket was un
usually heavy. By bard pulling, he at last
drew up the lead, and there sat the fat wo
man astride the bucket, holding to the
chain with both hands, gasping and unable
to speak. He lifted her out, took her
home, and then went to another well to
quench his thirst. The woman is cured of
her jealousy, and is better able to stand the
bed bugs and musketoes, having lost about
twenty bounds of flesh by her almost tragic
treatment.
The War of Rocco Commenced.
Radical rule in the South, and their tam
pering with, and their demoralization of the
negroes, have borne their legitimate fruit.
A serious collision has taken place between
the whites and blacks, which resulted in the
killing and wounding of a considerable num
ber of the latter. It was caused by the
carpet-bag candidate for Congress in that
district entering the town of Camilla, Geor
gia, at the head of tbur or five hundred
armed !legroom. Sometime before, the Gov
ernor had issued his proclamation calling
upon all armed bands in the State to break
up their organizations, and prohibited them
to assemble with arms in their hands. The
sheriffs of counties were called upon to car
ry this proclamation into effect. When the
earrict-bageer and his negro army approach
ed the the sheriff appeared before
them, read the proclamation, and warned
them not to enter armed. The et):ISM luenee
was just what might have lieen expected, a
collision took place between them and the
citizens, and tuna blood was shed.
This is but the be-A-inning of what may be
expected if the policy of the Radicals con
tinues. Their road to power leads over riv
ers of blood, rapine, and a war of races. 'lf
the people do not cheek them the South
will witness more fearful scenes than those
of St. Domingo. Their incendiary har
angues to the negroes have unsettled their
weak intellect and prepared them for crime
arid bloodshed. They use the poor negro
as a ladder to climb into office at the ex
pense of peace and tranquility. Will the
people allow this to continue?
As one of the numerous sons of the Em
erald Isle was subscribing to the oath pre
paratory to becoming a citizen of the United
states, he turned over his papers, and
looked at them closely upon both sides, and
says to the Judge:
Your Honor—ls this one of thin coffee
colored papers, or can I wets on it?
Judge—They appear to be all right now,
Patrick ; I think you will have no trouble
in voting on them
Pot—l was afered, your Honor, they
might have been used by some of Odin
ofee colored Republicans that are running
for Congress in the African Coasht, and you
see I want to wote a white ticket, intirelyt—
I=l
NEW COUNTERFEIT.—A very dangerous
ronnterlAt $5 treasury note is in circulation.
The ea,iest mode of detection is by the
green ornamental engraving lengthwise
across the middle of the bill, which in the
counterfeit is of a paler color and conse
quently has a brighter look than the dark
green of the original. seen under the mi
croscope, the engraving of the counterfeit
is coarser than the original, and there ate
sonic misplacements or omissions, but to
the naked eye it presents a genuine appear
ance.
...Gardening for ladies; Make up your
"beds" early in the morning ; "sow" but
tons on your husband's shirts; do not
"rake" np any grievances ; protect the
young and tender franchoi of your family;
"plant" a Pmilo of good temper in your face,
and carefully "root" out all angry feedings
—and expect a good "crop" of happily*" •
NUMBER 33
Afraid of Expomure.
It is not much wonder the Radicals are
frightened out of their wits at the prospect
of defeat. It is not surprising that they
tremble when they bear the allows of the
people for fleymour. The rascals fear ex.
posure. For nearly eight long yrrrs they
have been pract ieing frauds, robberies and
villainies upon the people, and they know
and feel that they deserve punishment.—
Let the Democrats obtain power, and our
word for it exposure will be made that will
astound men of all parties, The Iladieal
conspirators know this, and they know that
their defeat now will be an everlasting des
feat. Hence their real to save themselves
from the doom that awaits them. But they
may as well make up their minds that the
people can no longer be trifled with or des
ceived. The gods have decreed that this
rotten, treasonable, thieving Radical faction
is to be put down and kept down. It is not
possible for the taxpayers of this country
to submit longer to the intolerable evtrava.
once, gross corruption and open treason of
this infamous faction.
The nomination of Gutrit by the Radicals
is the best evidence of the decay or their
party. When the old SVb!g party pew
weak—when it had lost the confidence of the
people—its adherents tried to save it from
defeat by nominating tho brave dtl Scott as
their candidate for President. They then,
RS now. attempted tip ipttore the issues be
fore the people ; they recounted the many
bodes Gen. Scott had fought, pointed to
his bleeding wounds, and asked the people
to vote filr him because of his military ser•
vices. But the answer came hack from
mountain and volloy: "No!—we respect
(len. Scott as a military man, but have no
confidence in the men who surround him
and who will control him should he bo
played in the Presidential chair. lie is not
lit for a high civil position, and we will not
give him our votes." This was, in sub
stance, their answer. Gen. Scott was dis
astrously defeated.
Gen. Grant will meet the fate of Scott
he will be, as he deserves to be, defeated by
about the same majority. Like Scott, be
is "not fit for a high civil position." Many
doubt whether he is fit for anything ezeept
to puff segars. His military character will
not bear investigation, tbr the more it is
looked at the worse it looks. Let men of
all parties, therefore, who love their coun
try and its institutions, fall in with the pop-
ular current and assist to swell the majority
for the people's candidates, Seymour and
Blair. They are men of character, one a
Democrat, the other a Conservative Repub.
Bean, who loves his country over party.--
hall then, patriots, and make the welkin
ring fur Seymour and Blair.—Carlisle KJ.
unteer.
All Sorts of Items.
Short sixes—a baker's dozen.
~. Tree without leaves—sea beach.
... Hot haste—A I ,r:trio fire traveling it
the rate of thirty miles an hour.
Be sober in thought; be bIOW in belief;
these are the sinews of w i•dont.
To work insatiably- requires much lean
mind than to work judition4y.
Exery time you avoid doing wrong you
incline to do that which is right.
... Truc sensibility leads us to overcome
our own feelings for the good of others.
... Great men differ from common ones
in moral more than in intellectual qualities.
...To the negro savages of the South the
Kadinls offer ballots; to the Indians of the
frontier, bullets.
...If Adam could have lived until Sunday,
according to SOMC computers, he would
have been 5572 years old.
...The New York ilerahl Pays that the
Radical "peace" means a peace with the
nigger in the best place.
...A Republican procession out West was
twelve hours passing a given point—the
given point was a drinking saloon I
—Grant's " peace." —negroes outraging
white women and shooting their male rely
tives—a common occurrence in Tennessee
and other satrapies.
... Whenever I find a great deal of gratis
huh, in a poor mud, I take it for granted
that there would be as much generosity if
he were a rich one.
...A fellow in an oblivious stato took up
his lodgings on tho sidewalk. Ho woke
next morning and straightened himself up,
looked on the ground upon which he had
made his vouch, and said : "Well, if I bad
a pickaxe I would make up my bed."
...A poor lad was recently brought he.
fore the Lord Mayor of London, who asked
him whence ho came. "I'm Irish, yor
honor." "Have you ever been to sea 7"
"Well, that's good," replied Paddy. "Does
yer honor perhaps think that I came over
inn wheclberrow?"
IMPORTANT TO NINSIONRRS..—The Pen.
sion net of July 276, 1868, varies very
much from those previously passed, and en.
largos the number of such as are entitled to
pensions under previous acts:
Ist. It allows two dollars per month to
children of the soldier by a firmer wife.
SO gives arrears of pension to a large
el pertiOns now on the Pension Roll
not previously entitled.
34. It enables heirs to draw arrears of
pensions in certain cases, which wail not
preciously provided for.
4th. It increases the penslon from four W
eight dollars, to all wools now on the roll
13* !lexicon 'Jr any previous worn.