OL. XXXII. OFFICERS OF COLUMBIA'CO. President Judge—Hon. William Elwell. Derr Associate Judges— { P r etor K. 'llerbein. Proth'y and CV k of Courts—Jean Coleman. Register and Recorder—John G. Freeze, John F. Fowler Commissioners— Montgomery Cole. 1 David Yeager, heriff—Mordecai Millard. Treasurer—Jacob Yoh°. IL. B Rupert, Auditors— John l' 'Hannon. Jacob I . fat ris. 'Commissioner's Clerk—Win. Krickbaum. Commissioner's Attorney—E. H. Little. Mercantile Appraiser—AV. H. Jacoby. Conn!) , Surveyor—lsaac A. Dewitt. ,District Attroney—Milton M. Traugh. Coroner—William J. Ikeler. County Superintendent—Chas. G. Barkley, Assesors Internal Revenue—R. F. Clark. John Thomas, Assistant Assessor— S. B. Neuter, Daniel McHenry. Collector—Benjamin F. Hartman, Bloomsburg Lllerary:lluslllule. BOARD OF INSTRUCTION. HENRY CARVER, A. M., Principal and Proprietor, Professor of Philosophy, &c. Miss Sarah A. Carver, Preeeptress, Teacher of French, Botany and Ornamental Branche., Isaac O. Best, A. 13., Professor of Ancient Lunenages. Charles E. Rice, A. IL, Professor of Mathematics, F. 31. Bates, Teacher of Book-keeping and English Brandies. Miss Alice M. Carver. Teacher of Instrumental Music. Mrs. Teacher of Vocal Music. Miss Julia Guest, Teacher in Primary Department• Spring term commences April lath, Illoomqbarg. March Is, I sns. NATIONAL FOUNDRY. 41t1."'t 111.00MSBUNG - LUMBIA CO ” P tint er,l Hg robeeriberi proprietor m of the shore mooed ere , i lenitive ft/OW.l64l,point, Hi now Prepared to teethe OfdPf% for All Kinds of Machinery, Mr Collieries, Hogg Furnaree, Ptationary 111111.1. g, THIREVIIIING ACIIIIIEN, Ike. He is also prepared to make Ptovea, all shire and patterns, plow•lrous, and everything usually made in Pret•el l ese Vonndries. His estansive facilities and practical workmen, war , laid him in reeviving the largest contracts on the us let reasonable terms. ICS brain of all kinds will be taken in exchange for tasting,. vat,This establishment is Weald near th e Imekawa Illoomoburg Railroad Depot. 1111.1.31YER. Illnomiburg,Sept„llll, WO. _ N EW RESTAURANT, to 13hive'r Building on Main Pullet WM. GILMORE, Informs lint citizens inr Ultnimehtiri end vicinity tint he has opined a New lIIESTAIJRANT, n this place, where he invitee his old friends end enotomera toe! Ili and partake of his refrerlonentc— tt to his Intention to keep the hest LAGER BEER A ND A LE. constantly Ott hand ; AI a, Fortes. nataaparilla. Min oral Water. Fanny Lemonades, Raspberry and Lein en Syrups, can always be load at his Restaurant. Ito the eating One he presents a MISS Or MILE net •urppaned in Om place ; via, Pickled Oyaler. clam, Bairdinex. Fiala, Barbecued Chicken, Pickle, Tune and Boer Tongue, dm., am lie Mon /lag a it, article of Cigars nod Chewing nbocco fa, his tuitional". 110 - * Clive him a call. Inammaburg. June 13, 13011. OMNIBUS LINE. Till. undersigned would respectfully announce so the citizens of Bloomsburg, and the public gem 'rally. that he is running an OMNIUUN LINE, be-' sweet; chic 1 lace sod the dif• form gall goad Depots dal. . sr ,_di sr ly. (Sundays emoted) to Fannon with the several Trains going South a West on the Calamitous and Williamsport Nall grail, and with those going North and South on the Lack, k Bloomsburg Road, His ownisuaess are in good condition, comma Mous and comfortable, and diaries reasonable. [Cr Persons wishful to meet or see thsor friends depart, can be accommodated, upon leamineble (barges, by leaving timely notice at any of the Ile. tele, JACOB L. GIRTON, Proprietor. Bloomsburg, April 27, V 364 New Millenary Goods At the Palley Store AMANDA WERKIIHISER, (arccuson TO NAST 941111Mi1f.) moomeniuno, PA. The public are respectfully informed Mot they ran he furoished with eviorytoing It the Millinery line upon the most reasonable lemma, end in ponds lint surpassed for style, beauty, Or 1111,11 1 / 1 111) , 1.1 111111 town. Her Series styles of buts. honnets,lllllll other articles Fur WOlll/711 and Misses wear, ON hemitilla and well ealeutnted to suit the tastes of the lame flotidious. Give her a tall More on Ma in siring (north side) below Market, NEW BAKERY AND CONFEU - TIONERY i3Basaaatbillific Ettancipar2 ON THIRD STREET, BELOW MARKET. BLOOMSBURG, PA. J. P. FOX, Proprietor of this establishment, would vellOwetfully Infests' his old and new customers, that he has everything thud unit bli new stand to en able him to furnish the■ with DREAD, HAKES, AND CONPNCTION OHM, SA beretolora, rr Hereafter all persons. who bare hero furnloh .4 with Me, Lager Deer, and Porter, by the whole half, or quarter barrel, will sail up°. WII.LIAM DILVIOHZ. at his Saloon in Skives' Block, Main Street, who has been authorised by the sudereigned to mil the same. He will constantly hasp a supply on bend, which wilt be sold at the thereat mullet rtes, He, P. ham In miaow .vlth hie Mae y and Una• fitted up rooms for the isle of iCE to all who may favor him with their eastern. He Is also prepare dto mate tee Cream In terse quint. Ilea for parties. public or aortal gatherings, as the Cu. may be. Everything pertaining to his line el homes, will receive careful and diligent attention. cr. xi is to his customers for past the anteand most cordially solklis a continuance of the . J. F. 110 Y. April 3, 1607. 11111141114/1114, March let, SW& IPWe bed to Inhale you that we are pre pared to offer for your IWO portion out usual %Bonn meat of INILMIHRIf 00000 Consillited of the newest shapes In Strew 0111 and 10111, Hate, Sonnets, es. Velum, Hll Goof Rib. Woe, Flowers, Feathers, Ruches, Crapes, loader. Ilralde. ornaments. Re. arc. We shall be hippy to wait on yea at oar Stove, or receive year orders TOPA:, for Cash. Yaws. it, It. WARD. Ma 111,-Imo. ?foe 161, 103 ♦ 107 North Second Jkreat I larlelph is. OR. W. H. ORADLEY, (Ws Mamma Medical Dirieter U. B. Arm 7,) Physician and Surgeon. QT ()Mee at the Lotto Hotel. Bloomsburg. M. Calls promptly &Headed to both night and day, Bloomsburg, Nov .tt. 0 0 RG • • floontobre Itmotrat TERNIP,-119 00 In edirenen. If not Feld wothin SIX MONTHS, 311 mite iddltlenel will be r &reed. Nnreper Alseontineed Neill wi li er greys ere paid except et the option of the RATES OT APVERTISII4O. its Line rOJUTITUTI C 1140A1111. One squire nne or three Insertions AO Every subsequent Insertion lees wrenl3,. PP4CII. IL Ra. MC OM IT. One squire. 1,00 7.00 Two squares, 3.00 3,00 Three " 3,00 7,00 'our squires, 0.00 co !bare°lninu, 10.00 I 11.00 One column, I 13,00 I 10.00 Execuonr• end Admlnfillrator'e Notice. IAIO Atoll itor'• Notice Other aqi vette." meaty Inserted accord'', to 'pedal comfit.% illislefirs ■ntiees, without advert lament, twenty. cents per line. Transient adverileeinrinte payable la ash ailce all inhere due after the lint insertion. New Star-Npoogled Banner to Nutt the Timm, 0, say can you see since the war's deadly blight, Our time honored flag, without sadly re• gretting The fate of a people who sold their birth ight, And behold now the sun of their liberty setting? And the tax we now pay (near two millions per day), Gives proof that fanatics and tyrants bear sway W bile the :1 ar•S pangled Banner in mockery waves, Over Isnslholding tyrants and to:•ridden slaves. The brave soldiers who fought amid trials so sore, As they thought—lor the Constitution and Union ; And hoped they would see when their perils were o'er, The States all united in friendly commun ion. But now they behold from our rnion of old, Many States stricken out and by "niggers" controlled, While the Star-Spangled Banner deridingly waves, O'er a country destroyed by fanatics and knaves. 0, what would our sires, who for liberty bled, Think to sea their homes sunk in such vile degradation? The South ruled with bayonets, powder and steel, And the North under bonds of most gall ing taxation? Could thev rest in their graves while their children nee slaves, To those shoulder-strapped tyrants and bondhohling knaves? While theStar-Spangled Banner doth taunt ingly wave, O'er these war blighted realms of liberty's g rave. The black Mongrels say they will fore.: the States all To accept "manhood suffrage" and "mis cegenation ;" For %idiout it they know that their party must fall, And down goes all hopes of our Mongrel "New Nation ;" And they know it' they can't get old Useless S. Giant To be their Dictator, their schemes must aVauut— And the Sour-Spangled Bannner in truth way yet wave, O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave. Speech of Gen. Richard Cleaner. lk Abandon* the PrOral PhrlY and Sup• ports Sqpnour crud General Richer(' Coulter made a speech at ligonier,in WeAmoreland munty,recent ly, which we wish our Radical "friends of the soldier" would read and publish as a campaign document. It certainly contains valuable information for unmilitary citizens, as well as soldiers. We present the subjoined exttacts, and ask the particular atteniion or our Ropubli can cotemporaries to the charge, made in the blunt manner of a true soldier, don Stortbin Ie4rOZICII the private records of die War Office. Let it be kept in mind that it is a Union sokiier who wakes this charpe and not Rob ert f)uld: "the agitation of the slavery question and the election of Lincoln !nought on the rebellion. In the campaign of 'GO a hue and cry was made against Lincoln, and it was then threatened that if be was elected war would ensue and that the Union would be dissolved. I voted for Lincoln, and was willing to take my share of the war, and did take it, for the purpose of settling the question, it' it could be settled no other way. was elected and war came, and during its progress the same cause that elected him in '6O required that he should be to-elected iu '64 ; the question had not been settled, and what had been agitated at the canvass and fought for at the ballot•box was renew ed on many a battle-field, and the struggle went on. • • • • Even France, in her most despotic days, never made such proscription as the Repub lican party nom propose to do in the South. Why should the Southern negroes be allow ed to vote? What claims have they to su perior merit? They aided and assisted in the rebellion, and they built the vast earth works fbr the defence of Richmond and Petersburg, the taking of which caused the shedding of the hood of many a white tuan, and the death of many a true-hearted man. But it is not the white men of the South, according to the Republican programme, who are to govern the South—it is the New England carpetbagger, manipulating the nigger, who is to hold office and rule the rebels. They make officers of those that please them, and of those only who will PURLIIMED NYINT WRUNDIDAY IN BLOONINIUBO, PA., BY WILLIAMSON! 0. JACOBY. 4 OD 0 00 0 30 0,1 00kr WOO BLOOMSBURG, PA., WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMB R 30,1868. observe their own purposes. Arkansas Ima two Senators—one ovum front Wieeon sin, and the other from Minnesota. South Carolina has a Governor from the army, and so in other of the reconstructed States. They pick up a fellow llysm anywhere and make a Senator, or a congressman, or a judge of him, no matter what his State. We become accustomed to this state of affairs and laugh at it, and it sounds like a good joke on the rebels, but let me tell you it will make trouble in the future ; it is but the entering wedge of similar operations here at home, and you yourselves may some day feel its effects. I say here, that could this state of things have been foreseen in 1864, when the men of the regiments whose term was shout to expire were asked to en list for another period of three years, to stand by the government awhile longer— could it then have been known that such governments would be established, that such poor, helpless wretches as we had turned into Washington from Culpepper, along the Hammes road, and Orange Court-House, should be allowed to vote, and the white men be prosetibed, not a veteran would have taken the oath of re.enlisittient.— Bounties and furloughs would have been rejected, and all along the Rapidan would regiments and divisions of men have turned their back upon the enemy, and marched away from the conflict. The long lines of true men, who raised their hands on Isish in renewed obligation, would have mined their films homeward, and abandon e I in disgust the bloody struggle which was to have for the fruits of victory such wrong and such injustice, I speak now what I know, and I see men around nut now who know it as well as I do, and who will tell you the same thing. General Grant now mends on the Repub . lican ple,fos in as the exponent of the Re pu;slieatt party, and es against hint I have nothing to say. I sewed under him too long 10 speak with disrespect of' him now. Ile was succerslul, and that, in these days. is the test of merit. lie may have commit ted errors, but it is too late to go over the ground now to point theist out. I honor bins as a soldier, and deem him highly fit for the position he now occupies. But he has peen nominated, not because he was the choice of the !cadets of the Republican patty, but because he was the best man to fall back on. The leaders did not want him, but they thought that you the people want ed him. and tlitough him they would gain your vat-.. 5. They are afraid of him, and he is stuck up as a mere puppet and thr the purpose or blinding the issue. I have no objection to Giant, but I believe if he is , elec.ed, Washhurne would in fact be Presi- dent, with Colfax as an alternate—Grant would be President by brevet, with the honor and emolument, and should he dare thwart their plans, at once meet Johnson's fuse, and be sttai3htway impeached and thrown overboard, Ile has been used as the tool of men who have ruined you— ruined, I say, or why, with an incense of live hundred millions yearly, during three years of peace, should you he burdened wish a debt increased two hundred and thir ty millions more? And here lays the secret of their desperate and unscrupulous effort to carry the election—they have squandered too much money fur which they cannot ac count—they cannot afford to go out of pow er and give an account of their stewardship. The private records of the War Office bare been destroyed. Stanton, who is a vaga bond, a villain, and a murderer—who is re sponsible for the horrors, the sufferings and the deaths of Andersonville—dared not leave behind for investigation the black record of Isis misdeeds. His life would have been in danger should they ever come to light. But the Republicans say that if Grant is not elected, there will be another war and another rebellion. But now who is there to rebel, who is there to make and carry on a war? Is it the Democrats here North? Why should they rebel? They will have elected their man, and they will be satisfied and will want no war. Is it the men at the South who rebelled before who will do it? I think not. They will be the last men ever to rebel against this or any other government. They have bad enough of' it, and there is not a man there who will shoulder a musket in any such quarrel. I saw the feeling and disposition of the southern army at Appomattox Court House during the four hours of truce, and while each army lay in sight of each other, with pickets thrown out, awaiting the result of the negotiations. The officers and men of both armies mingled with each other and interchanged sentiments and feelings. I rode through the rebel lines and among them. They were whipped and badly whipped. They acknowledged it, They were worse than whipped ; they were stare cd, and starvation soon subdues an enemy. I saw the feeling of submission that was exhibitee there—the same feeling that has prompted obedience since—that has kept down gum Alla bands, and mimed the order there has been there since. We divided our rations with them ; my own commissary fed them, and the very men who but an hour before had been training artillery for a desperate struggle shared all they had with their oonqueted enemy; and did it too with a manliness and good feeling that would have made the men blush with shame who since then, have tried to !vaginae the question there settled, and who always found it cheaper to talk than fight, and not half so dangerous. The man who talks about a revolution with pas Is a fool or a knave— there can be no rebellion there while the 0.00 0,00 1 111 11,40 30 00 10 00 ti.oo 40,4015A0 30 00 .00 memory of the hut ono remains. Who, then, is there to rebel, if neither the Demo orate nor the South ? The South rebelled because they were defeated, and could not succeed in their plane. There are none to inaugurate rebellion and war except those same "truly loyal" men who now talk about war. Nobody but this same valiant Re publican party to raise a rebellion to satisfy their thirst for revenge at their disappoint ment and loam of power, and to cover up the traces of their misdeeds. It will be with them alone to introduce a strife which will be fiercer and bloodier than the last. The election of Seymour and Blair will be of immense benefit to the country. They will come to the administration of public af fairs endorsed by the people—their election will check usurpation, prodigality and waste. Their election will afford a chance for the investigation of what has become of all this money, of all these thousands of millions of dollars. The Democrats do not fear it, for the last eight years, and their skirts are clean. But somebody has been stealing, and stealing a good deal, and the people want to know who it was, and the search that will be made hereafter in that direction will be sharp and dose." The Condom of Darnlna the Dead In Japan. A letter from Japan says : The burning of the dead is largely Factioed among the Jnpaneme ; end of the alkyls() different forms of worship piecticed here—all equally false—but two demand burial in preference to ineremation. My acquaintance with their mode of burying the dead is limited to two funerals, which casually came before my notice. On one occasion I was returning from a walk, and my path led beside one of the little mummies near Kobi, in which a small pariy was gathered. It was the hour of sunset. a fitting time for an event of tender morrow. The mourners were dressed entirely , in white, which contrasted with the gaudy robes of a small group of priests.— The corpse, in its enclosure, lay upon a bier, and en offering of green titre and of towers ass made as though to the manes of the dead. Then cane the beating of bells and the clang of cymbals. The receptacle which contained the corpse was shaped like a half band, and in this the dead was placed in a sitting posture, and all vacant places were filled with combustibles, The I. iewls now all gathered round it and commenced a low, plaintive chant, so monot onous that it seemed merely the repetition of a name, which I suppose to have been that of one of their dietics. They then separated, and only a few remained to at tend to the final service. The receptacle or ergot was placed over a stone trough and covved with a heap of fuel. All gathered in a close eitele, and the nearest of kin (in this instance a wife) applied the torch, and as the flames ascended the monotonous chant and the sound of cymbals were renewed in mournful colleen. Excessive A, ier was de cently restrained, except iu the ease of a little boy about ten years OA, who wept ps~innnly, and was taken aside to be Com forted. The group broke, and one after the other departed, leaving the wife above re ferred to atone, the image of sorrow, and apparently unable to tear herself from the ashes of her husband. A Distant Relatlou. Au incident occurred some time ago at Cincinnati, on Ward the shunter Buckeye, just as aho wad about to depart for New Or leans. A tall countryman, carrying a pair or sad dle-bags on his arm and covered with pers piration, and who looked as though be couldn't tell his head from a bunch of shin gles, iu-led into the cabin, calling at the top of his voice : `Naar isColonel 'Mclntosh? Is Colonel Mclntosh on the boat?" No one answered. "Well, then, whir is the c.ap'un ? I must see Colonel Mclntosh." On being informed that the captain was on the hurricane deck, our inquiring friend passed through the crowd in that direction. "Haul in the planks and shove her off I" sounded in his ears just as he reached the deck. "Stop her, eap'un—atop her I lam not going to Now Orleans," "Run out the plank I Ashore with you, then, quick 1" shouted Captain liartahorn. "I say, cap'un, I want to see Colonel Mc- Intosh. I must see him." "I don't know hint, sir," quickly answered the old sea dog. "We can't wait—go ashore. Haul in the plank, I say," "Oh, cap'un, I must see the kernel—he's a distant relation of mine, and I never saw him in my life." Now Captain Hartshorn is a warmheart ed man, as every one knows. The last ap peal touched his feelings, and he kindly in quired "How:near of kin are you to the gentle man you are seeking?" "Why, cap'un, ho's the father of my first child l" • "Cut off that hawser and let, her go," were the last words heard. And the boat and the man that was in search of his rela tive wended their way to New Orleans. A NEGRO tax oolisotor down South, called on a white man for his taxes. Says he, "Mr. Smith dii is do moon time I call on you for de taxes. How de debbil d' you 'move we culled peoplo am to lib, if you white peoplo don't pay your taxes. De freedmen's beartro—dot's not sulliciont— dat's not sufficient. White folks why don't you Psi uP r' The TOME Witness. A little girl, nine years of age, was a wit ness against a prisoner, who was on Biel for a orime committed in her father's house. "Now, Emily," said the counsel for the prisoner, upon her being put in the witness box, "I desire to know If you understand the nature of an oath." "I don't know what you mean," was the simple answer. "Mere, your Honor," said the counsel, addressing the court, "is there anything Amber necessary to show the force of my objection? This witness should be rejected. You see she does not know the nature of an oath." *let us see," raid the Judge. "Come here, my little girl." Assured by the kind tone and manner of the Judge, the child stepped toward him and looked up confidingly in his face, with a calm, clear eye, and in a manner so artless and frank, that it went straight to the heart. "Did you ever take au oath?" inquired the Judge. The little girl stepped back with a look of horror, and the blood man tled in a blush all over her face and neck as she answered-- "No, sir." She thought he meant to inquire if she bad ever blasphemed. "I do not mean that," said he, when ho saw his mistake. "I mean, were you ever a witness before?" "No, sir ; I was never in a court before," bhe answered. Be handed her the Bible—open. "Do you know that book?" She looked at it and answered, "yes, sir; it's the Bible." "Do you over read the Bible?" asked the Judge. "Yes, sir; every evening." "Can you tell me what the Bible is?" in ed he. "It is the word of the great God!" she answered. "Well, place your hand upon this Bible, and listen to what I say ;" and be repeated slowly and solemnly the oath usually given to witnesses, "Now," said he, "you have sworn as a witness. Will you tell mo what will befall you if you do not tell the truth ?" "I shall be shut up in prison," answered she. "Is there anything else?" asked the "Yes, sir ; I shall never go to heaven," she replied. "Ilow do you know this?" asked the Judge again. The child took the Bible, and turning tepidly to the chapter containing the coat mandinents, pointed to this one—" Thou shalt not bear fal.e witness against thy nciBhbor." "I learned that before I could read." "Has any one talked with you about your being witness in court hero against this niiu ?" "Yea, sir," she replied. "My mother head they wanted me to be a witness, and last night she called me to her room, and asked me to tell her the ten commandments; and then we kneeled down together and she !ward that I might understand how wicked it was to bear false witness against my neUtbor, and that Clod would help me, a little child, to tell the truth as it was before Him. And when I came up here with fath er, she kissed me and told me to remember the ninth commandment, and that God would hear every word that I slid." "Do you believe this?" asked the Judge, while a tear glistened in his eye, and his lip quivered with emotion. "Yes, sir," said the child, with a voice that showed her conviction of its truth was perfect. "God bless you, my child," said be; "you have a good mother. This witness is competent," he continued. " Were lon trial for my life, and innocent of the charge against me, I would pray God for such a witness as this. Let her be examined." She told her story with the simplicity of a child, as she was; but there was a direct ness about it that carried conviction of its truth to every heart. She was rigidly cross examined. The counsel asked her many troublesome and awkward questions, but she varied from her first statement in nothing. The truth so spoken by that little child was sublime. Falsehood and perjury had prcceedcd her testimony, but before her tes timony falsehood was scattered like chaff. The little child,' for whom a mother had prayed for strength to be given her to speak the truth as it was before Clod, broke the cunning devices and matured villainy to pieces. I need not say that the man was found guilty, and that be was sent to prison for nearly two years. I hope he was a better man after he came out. A PENNSYLVANIAN KILLED.— Cincin nal4 Sept. B.—Yesterday afternoon about 5 o'clock, a man named Thomas Lindley, a stranger in the city, came to his death from the effect of a pistol shot through the tem ple. It is thought to be the work of his own hand, and yet as the affair occurred in a disreputable house, and as indications of foul play are not wanted, there is a suspi eion that other hands may have fired the pistol that did the mischief. Mr. Lindley had papers on his person that showed that during the war he had been a member of the First Pennsylvania Cavalry. Ho ap pears to have been about twenty-five years of age. How long he has been in the city, who his firiends are, where his home is, no one yet has been able to learn, I AM HYING. The following beautiful poem we copy from the Memphis Dulictin. It is rarely we find such eontirbutions to the columns of a newspaper. It is sweetly, beautifully said : Raise my pillow, husband, dearest, Faint and fainter comes my breath ; And them shadows stealing slowly Must, I know, be those of death. Sit down, close beside me, darling, Let me clasp your warm, strong hand, Yours that ever has sustain ed me, To the borders of this land. For your God and mho—our Father, Thence shall ever lead me on ; Where upon a throne eternal, Sits his loved and only son ; I've had visions and been dreaming ger the past of joy and pain Year by year I've wandered backward, Till I was a child again. Dreaming of girlhood, and the moment When I stood your wife and bride, How my heart thrilled with love's ttiumpb, In that hour of woman's pride. Dreaming of thee and all the earth chords Firmly twined about my heart -011 l the bitter, burning anguish, When I first knew we must part. It has passed—and God has promised All thy footsteps to attend ; He that's more than friend or brother, He'll be with you to the end. There's no shadow o'er the portals, Leading to my heavenly home— Christ has romised life immortal, And 'be lle that bids me come. When life's trials wait around thee, And its chilling billows swell, Thou'lt thank Heaven that 1 m spared them, Thou'lt then feel that "all is well." Bring our boys unto my bedside ; My last blessing let them keep— But they're sleeping—do not wake them ; They'll learn soon enough to weep. Tell them ofien of their mother; Kiss them for me when they wake ; Lead them gently in life's pathway, Love them doubly for my sake. Clasp my hand still closer, darling, This, the last nilht of my life ; For tomorrow 1 shall never Answer when you call me "wife." Fare thee well, my noble husband, Faint not 'neath the chast' ning Throw your strong arms 'round our children, Keep them close to thee—and God. Cot. V. E. Mallet. Voters of the Thirteenth Congressional District, you have placed in nomination for the office of Representative in Congress, a gentleman who is truly a Representative man. Having worked his way up along the arduous avenue of life unaided ; gaining that practical education of men and businss that comes only by the most stubborn attri tion, and subtile observation—he stands be fore the people to-day—the peer of any collegian, the second to no man in versatility of talent and rare forensic ability, in North ern Pennsylvania. In Victor E. Piollet, you have a man capable of defending your interests before any tribunal. With the moral courage, and positive force to stand up and do battle for the rights of the tax-ridden masses, by speech and protest in language unequivocal, ith-ficaul of silently voting or mysteriously cliluppeni ;nu, when que4tiotut of ,clouldfill popularity aee to be acted upon ! Fartneis, you have in hint a defender of your calling ! one who has followed the plow "foam early morn till dewy eve," and eaten !mail in the sweat of his face, through the long, hot days of summer—feeling that rich consciousness of duly well performed, that only ho can feel, who has "caused two blades of grass to grow where only one had grown before." Business men of all kinds, we call upon you to look to the men who are to shape the destiny of your future. See t 9 it that they are men who are interested in advanc ing the poluctive intlustiy of your country. Discountenance the men who would array labor against capital by levyi'tg unequal tax ation, or by the exemption of any one class of standord values, from the payment of their just proportion of the national indebt edness, equitably resting upon all interests alike. Begin a system of retrenchment and re• form. Curtail the vast expenditures, each year growing greater—labelled miscellaneous and inctiltstni. Set your faces against corrup tion, and give your support to a party of equal taxes and just laws, whose advocate and representative stands boldly forth, in the person of the man who heads this ar tiele.—/Irculford Argus. RADICAL patriotism pays well. The pres ent loyal Congress will have bad not less than seven sessions, when it shall adjourn, to the joy of the people, on the fourth of March, 1860. Seven sessions secure the mileage of every loyal member no less than seven times; and the matter of mileage alone costs the people for this Congress not less than a million of dollars. For seven consecui ive visits to Washington the Radi cal member of Congress puts his hand into the treasury of his beloved country seven times, with unctuous thanks to Heaven that he is no copperhead. The salary of a mem ber of the Fortieth Congress will not be less than ten thousand dollars a year, inclusive of mileage for those even who are ()caper. tively near the capital. For the Butlers and Washburn, the Ryes and Pomoroys, who dwell at a distance, it will bo more than double ten thousand Why then should not these patriots make frequent adjourn ments and draw much mileage? It is the only way they can be compensated the their great service in siring the oilmity. NUM BER 82. Lager Beer not Intexicatlnc We saw the man last night who won't be lieve lager beer will intoxicate, He stopped us on Vine street to say "Hos' harneoss bev'ege M the 'odd. Nun can drink IBf y? glasses's never fee it mono I am this minit. A man drinks whisky an' he shows it. Drinks Inge' bree'n don't ah•sh•show't an' al'ys did. Look at the noble Germ' pop poplash'n. Never pete'm toirtoweeted, don't ye, so am I. Lager beer has no more 'feet on men so much wa'er. Can walk (hie) hole through leer or see a crack in'r aide'alk wells any over man. Bet ye two doll'en half fiiean. My house' find his was home whole keg beer outsi'fus. Y'sayrbeer ',drop memory. 'She. 'Mem ber better to-day than I ever did to-mor'r. 'Rah for—who's that gem's nominated at —where was our convention held? What am I, who are you an' how! Please tell toe'f Seven street runs down etrue' ra'ruad can get a hac'n go my way. I don't who has. We left him, satisfied he wait right; lager beer in not intoxicating. Oh no.—littsburg Chrmikle, ==11:1 All Sorts of Items. ...The "wicked man's" cigars are the la test novelty. —"Sand)°, did you ever see the Catskill Mountains?" "No, Clem; but I've seen the eats kill mice !" ..."Ma, what is revenge ?" "It is when your dad awl& me, and I hit him with the broomstick." ...Ephrata, Lancaster county, Pa., Las the honor of being the first place in America at which a Sunday school waa established. ...A man who will take a newspaper for three or four years and then refuse to pay for it, will steal his grandmother's night-cap and sell it for whisky. ...A young lady in Philadelphia is making a bed•quilt which, when completed, will measure eight feet square and contain 3,747 pieces. ...A man in London kept the body of his dead daughter in the house seventeen days, until he could get up a raffle to pay the funeral expenses. ...Hunnicutt told some Richmond negroes that Democratic flags were treasonable, and ought to be pulled down. Some tried it on and let up in the hospital. ...The "wickedest man in Troy" wears a Seymour badge upon his bosom.—Journal The "oldest toper in Troy" wears a Grant badge on the end of his nose.—Argos. ...A courtly negro recently sent a reply to an invitation, in which he regretted "that circumstances repugnant to the acquiesce would prevent his acceptance to the invite." ...A Yankee wishing for some sauce for his dumplings forgot the name of it and said"here, waiter, fetch me some of that gravy that you swallow your dumplings in !" ...A Mongrel exchange asks: "Are you going to let the rebels govern?" No, sir and therefore we are going to put the party led by Phillips, Sumner and Butler out of power. ..A man on Cape Cod having advertised his wife as having left his bed and board, she retorts that she went away for a couple 3f weeks to earn her board, and that the bed belonged to her mother. ..At our young lady readers would like to take away sun burn, they should take a handful of bran, pour a quart of boiling water on it, let it stand ono hour, and then strain it. When cold put it to a pint of bay rum. Bottle and use when needed. ...A crippled soldier, who can barely got his living, with the aid of his pension, by peddling books, is made to pay $l5 by a Radical assessor; $5 for a license, and $lO for the privilege of traveling with a horse. This is one of the beauties of Radical legis lation. ...A story is told of a young lady teacher in one of our Sabbath schools, who one day asked a youngster what matrimony was. Ho mistook thu question for purgatory, and an swered, "a place or stow of punishment, where some souls suffer before they go to heaven." ...Why is it that when people meet on the street they invariably stop to talk right in the middle of the sidewalk, and will not move an inch for passers-by, who must either walk around or be jostled by them. Why can they not walk along if they de sire to converse, or if that does not suit can they not step aside. ...The "wickedest woman" at South End, in Boston, has been discovered. She g oes to ride on Sunday, never goes to church, attends from sixty to one hundred dancing parties during the season, drinks up her husband's medicine (whisky), and smokes up his fragrant Havanas. ...We would put Democrats on their guard against believing the Radical stories of this and that prominent Democrat hav ing gone over to the enemy. They are play ing a brag game in this respect, but it will not work. Who will seek refuge in the en. envy's lines when he is on the point of lay ing down his arms? ...A broad-shouldered German girl re• eently met an exquisite on a street crossing in Cincinnati, where one or the other must turn out into the mud. The exquisite didn't care to dirty his boots, and in an• in• suiting manner ordered the girl aside. Her reply was a Now from the should*, which off his foot into the stepped over his pros ' dry AIL Bully fbr