floomointrg fflantritt N. JACOBY, Zither. WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 12, 1868. Democratic National Ticket. FAIR PREMIDENT, HORATIO SINMOVII, OF NEW YORK, FOR VILE PUDOMNT, rnANcis I'. BLAIR, or INISHOURI. Democratic State Ticket. Vtll AUDITOR GENERAL, 11 kN. CHARLES E. BOYLE, OF FAYETTE COUNTY l'Ort Of:RYE:YOB GENLRAL, 6EN. WELLINUTON Ii ENT, or cOLVMI9I,I :OUNTV Domorratlc County Ticket. ASSEMUTX, !MIME SCOTT. Sot , ,ieet to decision or Rep. Conferees. COMMISSION ER, ItV3l, C, QUICK. DIATIIICT ATTORNEY, E. It. 'KELM AUDITOR, A.. 1. ALBERTSON. sramon, ISAAC A. PEWITE AFTER our next issue we will transcribe subscription Book, when it is our in tention to semi the paper to those only whose subscriptions are paid. We arc compelled to this, in order that we may have the immediate use of what little profit we, have en our butp 4 aiption.. When we have to lay tint of our money a year or two on a sub tvription, the profit we have over and above the actual cost of that paper, is more than gone. That kind of business has kept and made the editor in humble circumstances. Everything consumed in the business is cash in thic.tnee, and we intend, hereafter, our tubscriptiens to 10: tkc same. 12111111=1 Grand Army of the Republic. A Post of this institution, which has never been anything else than a political machine to hoodwink and deceive men into the support of the Radical ticket, was or ganized in Bloomsburg ou Tuesday evening of last week, by some truly "Id" chaps from Danville. We don't see how they got along without Ilona Geary, the hero of Snieketville, and who furnished the plan for Gen. Hiram Grant to take Vicksburg. But we suppose Hans will be nronnd before the election and show them how to handle the "shooting irons" which the Rump en deavored to appropriate to shoot the MS. rally Copperheads who refused to vote for Grunt and Grabtax. This organization has been in operation in the Western and in some ofthe Eastern States for several years, and we take this occasion to caution all our renders, and especially Democrats, to keep their skirts clear of it. Whenever a party has to resort to such means to get votes fur their candidates, they are certainly in a bad way, and the thing bears evidence of rottenness. The true principle of a repub• limn government is to oppose every secret, with-Lund, political organization, Every , ;tizen should have the manhood to go to the polls and vote for whom he please.. If Ike must be bound by an oath, he had far tutor have no vote at all. for he is only a tool for the unprincipled and unscrupulous. - Dirty Work - Logan, who tried to raise men for the rebel army in Southern Illinois, at the beginning of the war, is the chief devil of this organization. and its sole object i•• to elect the Radical ticket. Again we soy, keep hands oft 11===11 Ur lion, tiEO. SCOTT, E. 11, IK EI.ER, Esq., A.. 1. At.nrmrsoN, hum A. DElvirr, four out of the live nominees at our late Democratic County Convention, are warm friends and supporters of the old DEsto• ('RAT. They were candidates and nominated on "our line." We believe a good portion of the County Standing Committee are on tho DEMOcRAT instead of the Cutumbian platform. We had not intended to allude to this matter, but the Columbion under took to tell the people how the nominations stood, and failing to give all the particulars we could not hold our gab, of course not. :As for the rotambion claiming one of the nominees, we have no objection, but cannot exactly "see the point," while all the can didates were at the mercy of the friends of the old DEMOCRAT. There is no wiping this out ; and you folks down town may talk about ;narking and realntering peo ple as much as you please, but whenever you need straightening, we're going to help do it. I=l Tligag is a great political reaction taking place in Snyder county. George Schrum, EN., President of the First National Bank at Selinsgrove, Judge Middlesworth, son of the late Hon. Ner Middlesworth, and many others, who have heretofore acted with the Republican party, arc now working energet ically for Seymour and Blair. The indomit able Frank Weirick, editor of the Selins grove 7;n/es, ig successfully battling for the good muse. Keep pegging away, Frank, you will fetch the rest of the Rads in lit tle Snyder yet, ONIVARP, DDiocturs!—More thnn two million Democrats enter this Presidential contest, to win back Democratic Govern• merit for the whole people. We have no responsibilities or baggage wagons loaded with plunder to cheek oar march. We have courageous leaders. We have never•dying principles. We unfurl a map of thirty. KWh States, and raise high the old Ilag, , Intl demand the old Constitution to live under, with equal representation, equal stic, and a white min'F, tiorornment. t‘ll , l. ltemoelatr.' The Charges _Against 'Ledlea*. m. The Democratic party bate neither time nor inclination to halt and answer all the petty aces nations which Radical ingernuity may invent, in order to divert attention from the momottous imues of thiconiest, involv ing the very existence of the republic. The Radicals will not be permitted to resort to the Arab stratagem of rising a grear cloud of dust in the face of their pawners, and escaping in the midst of it. They have had unconstrained control of the government Ibr the last eight years, and they will be permitted, under no subtetfuge, to escape just responsibility for their sets. The Dem ocratic party of Pennsylvania will heed the advice of the able and vigilant Chairman of the State committee, and drive the enemy into the last ditch, and keep them there.— They will charge home upon them. That they have deprived the Federal Ex ecutive of his constitutional powers, and have put unwarranted and despotic power in the hand of the General of the army, their candidate for President They have assailed the independence of the Judiciary, passing acts to seal the lips of the Judges and increasing or diminishing their number solely for partisan endb,and to obtain party decisions. They have denied the high authority of the Supreme Court, and have endeavored to create in the public mind a distrust of the honesty of its decisions. They have attempted to unlawfully de• pose the President of the United States, and to place the Supreme Executive power in the hands of the most dangerous and violent member of their fraction, he himself contributing his vote to the conspiracy. They have endeavored by every species of threat and intimidation to procure ern• viction, and have never ceased to create the impression among the people that hon. orable Senator, who voted for acquittal were bribed. They have accumulated in the Senate of the United States, carpet bag Judges elected by the bayonet, in order to renew the at• tempt to remove the President. They have deprived the President of the pardoning power, and usurped it themselves punishing rebels whom the President hal pardoned, and whose surrender and parole of honor had been aceepthed. They have spread abroad in official reports the most infamous calumnies of the Presi dentJor the purpose of destroying the con fidence of the people in his administration. They are now engaged in changing the Union of the States ordained by the Con stitution, into a consolidated military des potism. They have passed a bill through both Houses leaking it a criminal offense, pun ishable with fine and imprisonment, for the citizens of three States, to hold an election for President, under the pretence that they are not in the Union. They have passed a bill through both houses, putting the arms of the nation in She hands of the negro militia of the South, to trample out the liberties of their own race, and enkindle the flames of civil war. They excluded States from the Union for the sole reason that neither by the Freed men's Bureau, nor the army, can their elec toral vote be controled. They have passed an act to deprive the people of the tree States of the Union of the r ight of voting for President. They have shut the doors of Congress on the Representatives of States and Districts on the'most frivolous pretexts and have ad mitted in their stead, persons who were never elected. They have establised a Freedmen's Bu reau, and retained it in operation, in spite of the remonstrances of the people, in order to govern the negroes, and maintain their power in the Southern States. They have created swarms of civil offices to prey on the resource of the people. They have encouraged hordes of carpetbag adventurers, needy and unscrupulous, to in vade the South, and by the aid of the mili tary and Freedmen's Bureau, usurp all the places in the government. They have excluded brave and patriotic soldiers, in great numbers, from posts of honor and emolument, solely because they were not members of the Radical party. They have admitted notorious rebels to high officials trusts, because they became instruments in their.hands to do the work of tyranny. They hare enacted odious and unworthy test oaths, and have unjustly relieved from disabilities such rebels only u adopted their opinions, and entered their service. They have destroyed government and es• tablished despotism of the sword, under the false pretence that the South was in a state of anarchy. They have deprived qualified electors, in great numbers, of the right of suffrage, and have conferred it on an ignoront and de• based race, incapable of its intelligent exer cise.. $ They have, in their extravagances and wastefulness, squandered untold millions of the public money. They treat the will of the majority of the. people, expressed in all the recent elections with contempt, and have hurried on to more violent and revolutionory measures, to entrench themselves in power. They have organised secret associations of discharged soldiers, to control the elec• tions, and endanger the public liberties. They have made false and unjust charges of disloyalty against the Southern people, as en excuse for their acts of tymny. They have made a base and himulated loyalty, a cover for all their assaults on the liberties of the people, Tbey have, by their insolence and tyran• ny, created in the minds of the Southern people the fear that ju , ,tiee and magnanim ity no longer exist in the North. Their agents have fomented, by every means in (heir power, dissensions and jeal °wiles between the two rases, They bare organized and kept under pay a corps of spies, and informers, dogging the step, and traducing the character of the citizen. They have violated the rights of the peo ple, seizing the private lettors and prisms telegrams of the citizens. They have panted high tarife, taxing the people for the Week of nuntopoliats. They bus, at the IMO GEO, exempted them same monopollsta from Internal duties thus g the burthin of the people. T ilasintain a large standing army oocu• pyi n States of the Union, notwith• 'tan ng their repeated promises to with• draw it on the completion of their plans of reconstruction. They have urged the most important measure', through (leavens, under the gag of the preview question, denying the prix liege of deliberation or debate. These are a part only of the long roll of awns/diens which the people have to make against the Radicals. When the Demo credo party ',hall have rescued the country from their hands, it will be time enough to stop, and listen to the pureile accusations which aro all summed up in rebel, oopper• head, and kindred phrases, which have long lot all point and pertinence, if they ever had any.—/furthintrg Patriot. Tug ECLIPSE.—The total eclipse of the sun, on August 18, 1868, will be of greater duration than any eclipse for the next two centuries. While the sun is almost at the greatest distance from the earth, the moon is nearest the earth, and the moon's shadow will pass near the earth's equator—all cir cumstances which increase the eclipse either in duration or extent on the earth's surface. The total eclipse will commence a little past sunrise at Men, (Red See,) passes during the forenoon through India, and ends in the evening in New Guinea. The longest dur ation of the total eclipse will be six minutes and fifty seconds—a duration greater than it has been for more than a thousand years back. Most of the European governments have resolved to send scientific expedition to India, &c., for the observation of this rare phenomenon. The English Expedition left England some time ago; the French ex pedition will be sent to Cochin China and Malacca, and will be aided by several ves sels of the French navy ; the Austrian ex peditiou will go to Aden. The Parliament of the North German Union voted #lO,OOO for an expedition, and even the almost bank rupt Papal government will send an expedi tion to India, with the renowned Father Seechi. Whether the United States will be represented is not known. DEMOCRATIC N OMINATION. —We are grat- ified to learn, that our excellent friend, the Hon. George Scott, of Catawissa, was on Monday last, nominated for the Legislature, by the Columbia County Democratic Con vention. Gen. Scott is a gentleman of high character and sound Democracy—such men the noble Democracy of Columbia only nominate for State offices—and moreover, he has had large experience in public life, having hitherto long and faithfully served his constituents, to great satisfaction, in the capacity of a Member of the Legislature and as Canal Commissioner of Pennsylvania. We arc informed that Mr. Scott was nomi inated by a very large majority of delegates, on the first ballot, and from our long and intimate knowledge of him, we know he will make an honest and faithful Represen- Wive.— Williamsport Doily ,S'tamlartl. RATHER TOO STRONG.—A clergyman, near Sheffield, has been telling his flock that unless they un.ke the seats free alike to rich and poor, the leprosy of Neiman will infal libly cleave to them and their posterity for. ever. It is rather unkind of Naaman to leave such a bequest, and places the congre- gation in an awkward position, because if the respectable people do mix closely with those who pay no attention to cleanliness, they way suffer in another way, second only in annoyance to leprosy. LET all to whom there is anything disa greeable in the controversy about the pay ment of the United States Bonds, remem ber that if there had been no Radical party there would be no bonds to wrangle about. Et was the success of the Radical party in ISGO that fastened the bonds upon the country, and all the bother we have about them is chargeable to that party. THE Radicals are daily growing more and more uneasy respecting their prospects in the Southern State& Self-constituted com mittees are constantly arriving, some of whom give (to than) doleful accounts in deed. The fact is, despite the well•laid plans of Stevens, Butler & Co., there is a reaction already at work, even amongst the negrocP, and, unless it shall be stopped, Seymour & Blair will carry every Southern State, save, perhaps, Tennessee. Tni Radicals in Congress recently passed a bill pardoning three of the guards of An. dersonrelle prison. These patriotic fellows, whose bullets used to whistle along the dead line, have turned Radicals, and following the lead of Joe Brown, the f o under of the prison, will vote for Grant. This accounts for the sudden tenderness of Congress to wards these "fiends in hu►nan shape" that once shot down our brave fellows whon they reached across the dead line for a drop of water. 'Rah for Grant and Andursonville! SENATOR FOWLER, in his answer to But ler's investigation reports, says that the WE cial record of his doings at New Orleans prove him to have been a traitor to his country, and should have been tried, con victed and executed for his treason. Sena tors Henderson and busy, in their reply, are also very severe on the cross-eyed man of destiny. Spooney Butler is a fit leader of the Radical party. TIIE f L ACT.—TIIO clause of the a t which provided that uo persa kluoild be disizlittrged whose estate would not pay fifty per cent. on the dollar, and which took effeet on the Ist of June last, has been fur ther extended to the Ist of January next. This gives five months more time for the application of those who have no assets. I)Re►n•—Tho "Old exuwoner," Thud. dens Stevens. died at Wabliington at 19 o'ulcvk last night, and, we suppose, I, now mingling with Lincoln, John Brown, &e., wherever they are. Miss Kale, Keathley, the Mireouri giantesa, ie •dead, She weighed just )412 reunir. Horatio loy e r ia r i ltottor of Ac- UTICA, /ague! 4, 1868. GENTL/XEN : When in the city of New York on the 11th ult., in the presence of a vast multitude, on behalf of the National t Drn eeenstie VO6Oll , you tendered to me its unanimous Domini as the candidate al for the of fi ce of Pres ide nt f the United State', I stated I had no w "adequate to express my gratitude for te e good will and kindness which that body had shown to me." Its nomination was unsought and unexpected. It was my ambition to take an active pert, from which I am now ex cluded, in the great struggle going on for the restoration of good government, of haveand prosperity to our country, but I have been caught up by the overwhelming tide which is bearing us on to a great pond - . cal change, and 1 find myself unable to ra nk its pressure. You have also given me a copy of the resolutions put forth by the convention, showing its positions upon all the great questions which now agitate the country. As the presiding officer of that convention, I am familiar with their scope and import. As one of its members lam a party to their terms. They are in accord with my views, and I stand upon them in the contest upon which we are now enter ing, and I shall strive to carry them out in future wherever I may be placed, in politi cal or private life. I then stated that I would send you these words of acceptance in a letter, as is the customary form. I see no reason, upon reflection, to change or qualify the terms of my approval of the refs olutions of the convention. I have delayed the more formal act of communicating to you in writing what I then publicly said for the purpose of seeing what light the action of C'ongreas would throw upon the interests of the country. Its acts since the adjournment of the con vention show an alum lest a change of po litical power will give to the people what they ought to have—a clear statement of what ban been done with the money drawn from them during the past eight years.— Thoughtful men feel that there have been wrongs in the financial management which have been kept from the public knowledge. The Congressional power has not only allied itself' with the military power, which is to be brought to bear directly upon the elec• tions in many States, but it also holds itself in perpetual session, with the avowed pur pose of tusking suc h laws as it shall see fit in view of the elections which sill take place within a fbw weeks. It did not, there fore, adjourn, but took a recess, to meet again if its partisan interests shall demand its reassembling. Never before in the his• tory of our country has Congress thus taken a menacing attitude towards its electors. Under its influence some of the States, or mixed by its agents, are proposing to de prive the people of the right to vote for Presidential electors, and the first bold steps are taken to destroy the rights of suffrage. It is not strange, therefore, that thoughtful men see in such action the proof that there is with those who shape the policy of the Republicanparty, motives stronger and deeper than the mere wish to hold the pia !ideal power, that there is a dread of some exposure which drives them on to acte so desperate and so impolitic. Many of the ablest leaders and journals of the Republi can party have openly deplored the violence of Congre:sional action and its tendency to keep up discord in our country. The great iutereste of our country demand pence, or der and a return to those industrial pursuits without which we cannot maintain the filial or honor of our Government. The minds of business men are perplexed by uncertain ties. The hours of toil of our laborers are lengthened by the costs of living made the direct and indirect exaction: of Govern went. Our people are harrassied by the heavy and frequent demands of the tax gatherer. Without distinctive of' party, there is a strong feeling in flivor of that line of action which shall restore order and cow fidence, and shall lift off the burdens which DOW hinder and vex the industry of the country. Yet at this moment those in power have thrown in the Senate chamber and Congressional hall new elements of and violence; men have been admitted as representatives of some of the Southern States with the declaration upon their lip: that they cannot live in the States they claim to represent without military protec tion. These men are to make laws for the North as well as the South. These men, who a few days since were seeking as suppli ants that. Congress would give them power within their respective States, are to-day the masters and controllers of the actions of those bodies. Entering them with minds filled with passions, their first demands have been that Congress shall look epee the States from which they came as in condi , tions of civil war ; that the majority of their populations, embracing their intelligence, shall be treated as public enemies; that mil itary forces shall be kept up at the cost or the people of the North, and that there shall be no peace and order at the South save that which is made by arbitrary power. Every intelligent man knows that these men owe their seats in Congress to the disorder in the South. Every man knows that they not only owe their present positions to dis order, but that every motive sprining- from the love of power, of gain, of a desire for vengeance, prompts them to keep the South in anarchy. While that exists they are in dependent of the will or wishes of their fel low-citizens. While confusion reigns they are the dispensera of the profits and the honors which grow out of a government of mere force. These men are now placed in positions where they can not urge their views of policy, hut where they can enforce them. When others shall be admitted in this manner from the remaining Southern States, although they will have in truth no constituents, they will have more power in the Senate than a majority of' the peonle of this Union, living in nine of the great States. In vain the wisest members of th e Republican party protested against the tml icy that led to this result. 11 bile the shish of the late rebellion have submitted to the results of the war, and are now quietly en gaged in the usual pursuits fur the support of themselves and their families, and are trying by the force of their crimple to lead bat-k the people of the South to the order and industry not only essential to their well being, but to the greatness and prosperity of our common country,. we see that those who, without ability or influence, have been thrown by the agitators of civil convulsion into positions of honor and profit, are striv ing to keep alive their passions to which they owe their elevation, and they clew! , 3nsly insist that they arc the only friends of our Union— a Union that can only Imo a sure foundation in fraternal regard, and a eommon desire to promote the peace, the it l',', and the happiness of all seciene of our iand Events in Congress since, the ad joarnment of the convention have vastly in ercased the importanee of a political victory by those who nro seeking to brine back evonniny, s;mplieity and justice in the ad• ministration of our national affairs. Many Republicans have heretofore clung to their pmay who have regretted the extremes of violence to which it has run. They have cherished n faith that while the action of their political friends has been mistaken, their motives have been good. They must now see that the Itepubliean party is in that condition that it cannot early out a wise and peaceful policy, whatever its motives may be. It is a misfortune not only to the coun try hut to a governing party itself when its action i,e unchecked by any form of oprohi. lion. It has been the mierortune of the Republican party that the events of the past few years have given it so much power that it has been able to obackle the Executive, to trammel the Judiciary, and to carry out the views of the most unwise and violent of its members. When this state of things exists in any party it ben over been found that the sober judgments of its ablest lead ers do not control. There is homily nn able man who helped to build tip the Republican organization who ham not within the past three years warned it Penned its excesses; who has not been borne down and forced to give tip his convictions of what the inter ests or the country called for ; or if too pat riotic to do this, whn ham nut been driven from its ranks. If this has been the case ' heretofore, what will be its action now, with this new infusion of men, who, without a decent respect fur the views of those who had just given them their positions, begin their legislative career with wills for arms, demands that their States shall be regarded as in a condition of civil war, and with a declaration that they are ready and anxious to degrade the President of the United States whenever they can persuade or force Congress to bring_ forward ucw arfielei of impeachment. The Republican party, as well as we, are interested in putting some check upon this violence. It must be clear to every thinking man that a division of po litical power tends to check the violence of party action, and to assure the peace and good order of society. The election of a Democratic Executive and a majority of Democratic ineinhersto the Douse of Rep resentatives would n ut give to that party organization the power to make sudden and violent changes, but it would servo to check those extreme measures whLish have been deplored by the best men of both political organisations. The result would certainly lead to that peaceful restoration of the Union and the nocetablishnient of fraternal relationship which the country desires. I am sure the best men of the Republican party deplore as deeply as I do the spirit of violence shown by those recently admitted to seats in Congress from the South. The condition of' civil war which they contem plate must be abhorrent to every right thinking man. I have no mere personal wishes which mislead m' judgnient in ro gird to the pending election. No wan who has weighed and measured the duties of the office of President of the United Suttee can fail to be impressed with the cares and toils of him who is to meet its demands. It is test merely to d at with popular currents without a policy or a purpose. On the con trary, while our - Constitution tires jurt weight to the public will, its distinguishing featiqe is that it seeks to protect the rights of minorities. Its greatest glory 6 that it puts restraints upon power. It gives force and form to those maxims and principles of civil liberty for which the martyrs of free dom have struggled through ages. It de clares the right of the people to be secure in their persons. houses and papers against unreasonable searches and seizures. That Congress shall wake no law respecting the establishment of religion, or the free exer cise thereof or abridging the freedom of ' the press or the right of the people to pe tition. for redress of' grievances. It secures the right of speedy and public trial by an impartial jury. No man con rightfully enter upon the duties of the Presidential office, fullest, he i is not only willing to carry out the wishes' of the people expressed in a constitutional way, b u t is also prepared to stand up for the rights of minorities. lie Intuit be ready to uphold the free exercises of religion.— lie must denounce measures which would wrong personal or home rights, or the re ligious consciences of the humblest citizen of the !and. Ile must maintain, without disticetion of creed or nationality, all the privileges of American citizenship. The experience of every public man who has been faithful to his trust, teaches him that no one eon do the duties of the office of President unless he ie ready not only to undergo the falaehowits and 'mimeo of the bad, but to suffer from the censure of the good who tire misled by prejudices and misrepresentation's There are no attrac tions in such poeitions which deceive my judgment : when I say that a great change is game. on in the nubile mind. The amass of the Republican party are more thoughtful, temperate and jest than they were during the excitements which attended the pro- gress and close of civil war. As the energy of the Democratic party springs from their devotion to their cause and not to their candidates. I may with propriety speak of the fact that never in the political history of our country has the action of any like body been hailed with such universal and wide spread enthusiasm as that which has been shown in relation to the position of the National Democratic Convention. With this the candidates had nothing to do. Had any others of those named been selected, this spirit would have been perhaps more marked. The zeal and energy of the Conservative masses spring from a desire to make a change of political policy, and from the confidence that they can carry out their purpose. In this faith they are strengthened by the co-operation of' the great body of those who screed in the Union army and navy during the war. Having given nearly sixteen thouand commissions to the officers of that army, I know their views and wishes They demand the Union for which they fought. The largest meeting of these patient soldiers which ever assembled was held in New York and endorsed the action of the National Convention with meaning. they called upon thegovernment in its policy of hate, (Re cord and disunion, and interms of fervid eloquence they demand the restoration of the rights and liberties of the American people. When there is such accord between those who preyed themselves brave and self-sae acing in war, and those who are thought ful and patriotic in council, I cannot doubt we shall gain a political triumph which will restore the Union, bring back peace and prosperity to our land, and will give us once more the blessings of a wise economical and honest government. I min e gentlemen, truly yours, &c. HoRATIO SEYMOI'R, To General 0. W. Morgan, and others, couitnittee, sic., sic. "REBEL" —Tho watchword of Treasury thieves. "The Rebels '—Two thirds of tho white people of the country% "Lovalty" —The Radical apology for pub lic robbery. "Trahor"--A Radical argument which costs the country 5500,000,000 a year in time of peace. Gen. Sheridan was fined one hundred dAllars fir on assault upon Mr. Donn, the 1)0 .4 intl.rt , r at. Leavenworth, Klinsm. Lit tle Philly thinks he is still playing Satrap in N e w Orleans, and eau do as he pleases while wearing the blue, which he has and is disgracing. Thu Radical editors Are hard up for something to say against Frank Blair, and are haying a great bid of fun to themselves about some boy's shirt Frank should have thrown into the canal at Washington when a boy, while bathing. Keep cool, Buddies, Frank will take your shirts off lbr you in November. The onthuaiuin for Grant and Colfax among the Radicals, in like the "milk pick nem" which once prevailed out Wat. The inquirer fora healthy locality maritime informed that the people had it "powerfal bad" in the next county, CROW, CHAPMAN CROW! "(let nut of the way, you're all unlucky, We are the bays frau Old Kentucky I" Hiram Simpson Grant, the Mut Rider, Upset by the Thunder! Democratic Maj. 90.000. That Same Old Coon taking his Final Snooze! THE YANKEE CARPET-BAGGERS MAKING TRACKS FOR HOME! Sumner's darling pet leaving for Washington to have a conflab with tho Reconstruction Committee.— Something must lie did, or dis bleared Onion will go all to Pmasli! Come to do rescue, M a: 4 511 Butler, or dis nigger am gone up do spout ! The Stopper knocked nut of Hiram ti Bottle, and the "Schnapps" all wasted No more Bourbon for Hi rani in "Old Kentuck !" DOW ARE YOU. RADICALS'. Accomso to the latest news from old Kentucky, the Democratic majority will reach 100,009. Kentucky is a good place to live in for Democrats. but it is rather :-ickly fi,r Radicals. Shout boys, shout' We have them on the hip ! The tide of victory still rolls on. Mo tana comes thumlering along with 2,000 Democratic majority ! So we go. 'Bah for Col and I irantfax. Pen and Mclosions. Who knows what has become of Stanton. and where is the "stick" that Sumner gave hilts ? "All's well that ends well." A chap at our elbow thinks that's why girls with small feet are eounted pretty. Grant's pene•!—throwing clubs and stones atuoggst women and children at a Demovratie meeting in Missouri. Gen. 13uell, who saved Grant from being defeated at ;ADA, mow deelines to rescue him again, anti supports Seymour mid Blair. A Montreal shoemaker cut off the ears of his apprentice. The buy had re vicitudy cut out the shoemaker in his wiles affections. Sumo ungenerous biped has patented a medicine to make a fellow rise early in the morning. The Boston Ad saps a six months old baby can heat it to death. (;en. Grant, on his return from his western trip, was asked how he liked the water there. "By George," said he, "I never thought of trying it." Ahem ! Tho death warrant of Alfred Alexan der, a negro, sentenced to be hung on the 25th inst., has been signed by Gov. limy. In the South this would be a Democratic gain. The Democrats of Missouri have nominated Gen. John 8. Phelps for Gov ernor. The Demoeracy of Missouri are in good spirits and are bound to redeem the State from Radical misrule. Prentice says that when two or three Radicals arc gathered together there will he the spirit of Radicalism also. That's so, DO matter whether the tax is 50 cents or $2 a gallon. 'rho other day Nome "loll" ruffians assaulted a young Democrat named Marsh, at Mauch Chunk, and beat him severely with a billy. 'Rah for Grant and free speech! Only one member of Lincoln's orig inal Cabinet is now acting with the Radi mist and that one is the notorious corrup tionist, Simon Cameron. Ile is iu the right place. "Arms! give us arms!" is the cry of the carpet.-baggers. Wait till next Novem ber, and in the general and precipitate rush of the Radicals toward Salt River, legs will be more in demand than anus. A good sized piece of horse radish, kept in the mouth at church, will keep you awake during the most sleep-provoking ser mon. Our devil says he intends trying it the next time he goes to church. The Mottle, in the anguish of its heart, says that "it will require eternal vigi lance to elect Grant." Our devil thinks old Horace has made a mis-print, and that he meant to say "infernal villainy." The Desinoines (Iowa) Register says the grasshoppers recently ate up a half acre of tobacco for a man near that place, and when the owner went out to look at it they sat on the fence and squirted tobacco juice in his eyes. The London Spectator says that the Republicans of America will "have only to raise the cry of 'Orifut And honesty: to carry the whole country.' "Honesty" is not in the Radical dictionary, and the leaders wuuld not understand the cry. Hon. E. T. Backus, a prominent Ohioan, has left the Radical party, and in a speech at Cleveland, hist week, declared for Seymour and Blair. This is rather ungrate ful, for Wendell Phillip' says that Omit "worship at the shrine of Beaus." r el. Win. B. Thomas, Collector at Philadelphia under Lincoln i and heretofore a shining light in the Union League, has been expelled. Cause why—he goes for Seymour and Blair, and is throwing the in hence of his immense wealth and popular ity in favor of the Democracy. Gen. Vs Hampton is to edit a paper in Columbia, South Carolina, they say. If ho shoots paper bullets as well as ho did leaden ones, the Yankee earpet-hag -10.4 in that State will have to "get up and git. The !wow , Amytom at Harrisbun averagea one new owner a day. Franz Spiegelreindeflelogonnan W 4 arrerted tiN II vagrant in Chicago, the other day, and tined $4. There have already appeared no 1,.. than eight biographies of Grunt—the most interesting, most truthfial and mullet). tic being thut by his hither , and the most important and tnoteng passage in that i% the de. ription of Hiram riding the pony in a etreus ring with u monkey on his back. The Radicalpapers say thnt Septum. is a bondholder and abuse bun fer it, while At the moue time they are assailing the memory of the hue ex-Premiderit llnchnnan bemuse lie held no bonds. What con4s. teuey ! Ir. Thom- wlinoe fi;aih occurred a few dap ego. wets the oitiC9t awn in Minemcituxettli, nn4 that ` ~,,,t• minder in the United State.. Ite W:t ter W King Solomon Lodge in 1512. THE HEATED TERM.—August is in. variably an unhealthy month, and the dog• days are universally quoted Di an unhealthy season. Disea.es more frequently terminate fatally at this time than at any other, stung to the r e l axat i on of the system. 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