VOL. XXXIL OFFICERS OF COLUMBIA CO. President Judge—lion. William Elwell. i nn Derr, Amociate Judges— t der K. nerbein. Protify and (11'k of Courts-4 esse Coleman. itegister and Iletamler—diplm G. Freeze. ' John F. Fowler, Commissioners— Montgomery David Yeager, Pheriff--Mordecai Millard. Treasurer—Jaeub rube. ( 1,. 13 Rupert, Auditors-- .1 .1 ultra P. I I annon. (Jacob Ilatris. Commissioner's Clerk—Win. Kriekbaum. Commissioner's Attorney—E. IL !Ado. Mercantile Appraise r— W. 11. Jacoby. County Surveyor—lsaac A. Dewitt. District Attroncy--Milton M. Traugh. Coroner—William J. I keler. County Snperintcndent--Cbas. G. Barkley, ASSCSUI I4 Internal Become—lL F. Clark. (John Thomas, Assistant .A.rsessor— 8. B. I rimer, Daniel :McHenry. Collector—Benjamin F. Hartman. Bloomsburg Literary Institute. HOARD (1F 1 .tit4Tll U 1 Ift )ti. HENRY CA RV Ell. A. M., Principal and Proprietor, Professor or Philosophy, &c. Miss Barah A. Carver, i'reeeptross, Teacher of French, Botany and Ornamental Ilranche. !Attu! O. Rest, A. 11., Professor of Ancient Lancuaces. Charles P. Mee, A. 8., • Professor of Mathematics, F. M. Bates, Teacher of lfook-krepinz and English Brunelle , . Miss Alice M. Carver. Teacher or Instrumental Music. Teacher of Vocal Music. Miss Julia ;nest, Teacher in Primary Department • Spring term commenees April I;.th, e. Itioontslotrc. Mare') Is. I•41;,'. IVES LEY IV litf, ATTORNEY AT LAW Mire to twAtocRAT AND stut noimolg, m SHIVE'S BLOCKS Haab 6. , 67. DIMOND: I .'OI'Rn PA. I 'f t ; IV' 1 ) 14. 11. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, BLOOMSBURG. PA. Office, L'.1.01 fionr, in Ex4.firmpt; Bieck, nen the - Lxchafeli , Wier' All htteirec pteeed itt he , bends will be attended t f , with preelpteeso mod tate. Colleeteme wade I.‘ttii the I, ,t e,( Sept. SI, M. M. f rit%UGH • ATTO A E17.4T-ii.fi /IL e, 7:c, lit. Win pro etiot in Inn 4 , 1,efi1l Cnurti (d . and nt1,1,11011;: ,01111/ni. WO' All Collection, prou,ptly atooottol to. lone 1,116 CHAS. G. BARKLLY, !Wormy :it Law, BLOOMSBURG, COLUMBIA CO., PA, °Mee in the Par'lance Building. re road Rlnr'. over ftehttee 'n's. Flare, teeeitil Iluev tibuve the Cie change 11010 ithloio:lolirt2. Apr 22 27, 1,67 O . C. KAHLEIt Counselor and Attorney at. Law, BLOOM3BUPG, Pa. Would nominee to Irk friend./ and the somlie is Irettorttl , that he ha. reormed the ?mitre or L nty again. I'o to v. yanc ng and otl 1.7.411m.iiw5. promptly attended to. (irrict: in the F:zr4nng. !tinkling, strand glory over Eytr i Wier'. lime Store. Illoninsburg. Muy I, . _ SAMUEL EVERETT WITH orrirtrlt & arm. INTrowrcits IBEALEIN IN WINES AND LigUORS I D. 121 WALNUT Sl'itEET, /op N. El GRANITE writ ETA% AUglim 7. 1,417. C. E. t!: At AG E, • rraclical Watchmaker and Jeweler. MAIN sTREET, (near the Court House ' ) 'BLOOMSBURG, PA. Constantly on hand a fine assortment of American and Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, Silverwarlaiyi Ppertarles. Particular attention paid to the repairing of rfneko Watches and Jewelry. Masonic Marks made to order. All work Warranted. blimuishure. April 17 IMI7. DR. J. It. EVANs, Physician and Surgeon, IfAVING loomed permanently on Main " Street, BLOOMSBURG, Pa., would in town the public generally. that he is preprared to ottani: to all business faithfully and punctoially that may,to intrusted to his tare, on terms cointnensu• rate with the times, g 7" lle pays strict attention to Surgery as well as ined:cine. NW/ N. 5. I bli3. 7 (si. ar. D.R. W. H. BRADLEY, (Late Assistant Medical Director C. it. Army,) ployoirian and Surgeon. try- Or.ert nt the Rorke Hotel. burg. Po. Valls promptly attended to both night uud day. Bloonniturg. Nov. /1. ten°. DENTISTRY. H. C. HOWER, SURGEON DENTIST. RPSPECTIfULLY offers hie pronto.. tonal services to the ladies and genus / 1 , 4..*41 men of 111.totnoborgend vicinity, Ile Is prepared to attend to all the varlons operations in the line of Ilia profeseen.sedis provided with tlw !Most improve d POftelklfAbb TEETIC which will Ns inserted on geld.plutionstver and rubber bees lookwell as de newel teeth. Mineral plate and block teeth manufartured or , till pre ion, on letth.curefully and properly attended to. Residence and Mitre it few doors above the court ;Nunes. !Mlle .ids. Oluoiusbuil.Junn S. MU NEW OYSTER SALOON, In the basement of the 2111221T25111V.U.126 BALTZER LEACOCK, SUPT. Fresh with up In evnry atyln and at all 'hinges ; with all One other onzina" found in Ara, dare Restaurants. XX Ale ronatantly on hand, .togother) with ended Livid' of every brand. Everything In lip.top otrint OW this Palnon. Privedylrm not totehitrd. 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Tell her that I died so early, Searee to her bad given birth, Yet I loved thy Minnie dearly, E're I left her on the earth. 1. - 0, one (him , I can't relinquish, "r i q my Inltrt's maternal boo, 'math it 11 rmmntestin,~ti h, 11l boar it to my honn , ashore. frlwre Jtnitl hrit•ht holverp, Ii the power totaint: to tree, I will ,pentl Ltse , l 'Watching both ur y U font lienvon Bricht itia ions'. graceful fanoio, , ! st ea r m , ~ 1 1I'5ly o'er Ow brain, Scutt:min vv-ry oloni cif ,orriw, Tnrili..• ,I , l•Nn tionciit or pain ; Who ,bull .•;:y that th..yy novor lo ir ir Novor I! It ymir Dr.wiroz thoni within your thra'o!oi. W0 . ,14 (lily dreams. ;lire fabrie joyous. visions!, ;641 and happy while ye la-t, iii w up a vb ewitw furore Oo the shadows of tlw fast marry n t of ought ,0 hri:ht or heautiowt seems; But. a 131; we wake, awl linfl ye 1V it l iwpossiltle 11:1y-dreamt, ;Illy Grant 11)1t3Rtes flu Jews The question is often asked, " What has Gen. Grant against the Jews ?" or " Why did he issue that notorious prolate:akin driv ing Jews and otior vagabonds outside his encampment ?" And, not having seen published any satisfactory answer, I will give you what I swipes(' io be the real cause of his dislike of the Jews. During the winter of 149 and '6O, while Grant was living at Galena, he took it into his head to commence business on his own hook ; and thinking there was a speculation in buying dressed bogs and shipping diem to Chica go, ho moo down to the town of Bellevue, lying some twelve miles southwest on the west bankof the Mississippi, for the purpose of buying of farmers as they canto in town with their pork, and having it hauled to Galena. and then shipped on the railroad to Chicago, or in any other way disposed of so as to make a profit, which was a very hon orable, and, if managed understandingly, could have been made a profitable business. There lived at that time, in Bellevue, a man by the name of Roesuthal, who was a Jew, and who was in the pork trade, and, of course, would be glad to keep the trade in his own bands; so he determined, if possible, not to give Grant much of a chance, and the first two or three loads of pork were bid up fir beyond its real value, and finally sold to Grant.. By this time Rosen thal discovered that Grant knew no differ ence between the price of light and heavy hogs, when, in reality, there is n difference of at least one dollar per hundred—heavy hogs being worth one dollar the most—the hogs already pun:based by Grant being light, and he having paid the full price for heavy hogs. So Rosenthal goes to his ware-house; selects out all his light hogs, enough to load two or three wagons; gets some farmers who had wood racks on their wagons to load on the hogs, drive out of town by another street, and erotic in on the main road to the corner whore they were buying. Rosenthal meets them there by another street, and commenced bidding against Grant, and of ter bidding the pork up to the full value of heavy pork, it was sold to Grant. But, the joke, or "sell," being to good to keep, it was not half an hour before every body near ly was splitting with laughter to see how the Jew had sold the Galena pork buyer ; which so disgusted G rant that he went home that night, and was never seen in Bellevue after. And that transaction so embittered him against the old tribes of' Israel that I doubt now whether he could now bo recon ciled. And this is undoubtedly the whole cause of the expulsion of Jews from his co p. Chicago Tim es. GARRY !METZLER. CEO. A. OGION. i'l " Bouuy, Whitt is steam ?" " Boiliug water." "That's right ; compare IL" "Positive, boil; comparative, boiler, su perlative, bust." " I rAN'T roipport you tiny longer," Er the rotten bridge said to the elephant, For the Power& The. DlotherN RV RAVEN DIV BLOOMSBURG, PA., WEDNESDAY, JUNE 24, 1868. What We Want. AN the time approaches for the assembling of the national Democratic Convention and the adoption of a platform, it becomes a question of great importance as to what the work of the Convention should be. There are so many policy and expediency men--so many timid, over-ettutious men—that it is barely poo.ible they may exert a influence on the action of th e Convention and fail to iu►- prove the opportunity thus afforded them of doing that which is of the utmost ituper• tame. It has been the mistaken policy of a largo portion of the Ihnuocraey to stand on the defensive for the past few years--to pa tiently receive the assaults of the Radicals without treating them to the same kind of warfare in return. It is now limo to take the aggressive," and literally and actually carry the war into Africa." Now, when corruption and extravagance are the rule— when ladieal taxation is oppressive and in creasing—when civil power is going down before military gag-law and the force of bay onets---when a mob or ignorant negroes terrorize over the Capitol of the country, and other villmien; practices are in full blast---now, Le rep .at, is the time to attack boldly the work of the enemy, and waste HO time in so doing. We want a pure, unsullied Democrat one who combines all the necessary elements to till the high position --for our candidate for the Presidency. We want a plain, outimoken platform-- ono that will appeal to the confidence and g o od judgement or the people. We have a bold, unscrupulous enemy to meet, and we must have correct principles inscribed upon our banners. with brave Olen to lead our l'ort . e:A. Wu must not assume negative or mere opposition attitude in any point. s4ygecujoa is the word. For sev en terrible years we 'lure btao , l on the 41efeits ire and taken itti ie auks, repelling them' the best Way we coold. It has g iven the enemy the advantage, and it is not the way to sut-ed. In EL .:ard to the pLathrm, let there be no ambi Aity both may , ---tm terin : r n Taal, ~ "—but it should be w r it ten so plain that the way-fitrinz than. though a fool, ed nut err therein." The **terms of the c o ntract" mean payment in and we had bettor:43y so, though ,t,reenbaelis are net hlinwratio nuaut~y. "The re,luetion of ta,,,tin, to the lowest p , ;int" mean: , not Intro,/ /J1, 1 ,4).46)11 t,l the vagabond -and robbersin p Lot drivim, , , them out, as our vasiiottr drove the ,a . ,‘lnbler,4 out of the Temple, and taxing wort:meld bond. 34 other bond; are taxed. All thi. ,,, lvotiti be do.l , ot in.aro the hneee:... of the Detunervy, amid, he City Or,' more to our land. DA ,L- a hair way work ..ut of it : but in us put forth all the n a tu re to a "t from power the ten. once happy and peace ful e I . :, ler I h rule our n;,ti o; for n +l all lli-ro vl , !' la rt t-mt why thi • ca., hot a n ll' Le- ht about NVe thiLIL n I.:n ate: v. done. ,votots Etevoitstion in ria3tl The negroes in the tielyro Republic of Hayti are never at re-t. Scone new Revo lution of a bloody character is always the or der of the day. The latest news from that model Miceli governmeat is interesting.— The war between &hive and the Cacos is still raging. The Cayes made an assault up on the chief city of the Island on the Dnn ing of the ad inst. and were repulsed with heavy loss. All of the prisoners captured were butchered by the troops in the most expeditious' and approved negro fashion. Seiner° timid endeavored to effect a compro mise with the southern revolutionists upon the condition that they should unite with him in repelling the Cacos. The proposi tion was indignantly rejected, and the happy and highly civilized negro republicans were still vigorously at work slaughtering each other at the last accounts. This specimen of African civilization and capacity for government must commend it self strongly to Gen. Grant and the support ers of the infamous Chicalgo platform, which pledges the Republican party to the estab lishment and perpetuation of negro supre macy in ten States of the Union. THE blirrunr. op IlAcy.s.—Agassiz, in his lately published work on Brazil, has the following on the mixture of races : "Let any uric who doubts the evil of this mixture of races, and is inclined, from a mis taken philanthropy, to break down the bar riers ktween them, come to Brazil. Ile cannot deny the deterioration consequent upon an amalgamation of races snore wide spread than in any other country in the world, and which is rapidly effacing the best qualities of the white man, the negro and the Indian, leaving a mongrel nondescript type, deti,:iont in physical and mental energy. At a time when the new social status of the negro is a subject of vital importance in our statesmanship, we should profit by the experience of a country whore though slavery exists, there is far more liberty. to wards the free negro than he has ever en joyed in the United states. Lot us learn the double lesson, open all the advantages of education to the negro, and give him every chance of success which culture gives to the man who knows how to use it, but respect the laws of nature, and lot all our dealings with the black man tend to preserve as far as possible, the distinctness of his na tional elinructer6tics, and the integrity of our own." The Co,Whip of Blood ad the Vapltol. [From tbo National Intolligencer.) The pretended victory of the Radical ne gro party is hardly forty-eight hours old, and we have to record in our local columns brutal murders, felonies, house breakings by an infuriated mob, murderous assaults with out provocation upon unefTentling citizens, and outrages innumerable. They are only the tithe of what has been reported to us, and we include only those which have been properly vouched for by rot bible wine , If we were to publish the list, reported oth erwise, whole columns might be filled with the accounts of these outrages. But these wiil suttee to show what is to be expected from "I adieal rule"—law breaking, murder rapine, robbery, and violence without stint and without punishment. In addition to the death of one of the victims of the ne gro riot of Friday night last, returning from a Radical meeting at the Bity flail, when a shoe store was sacked merely for plunder, and its occupants beaten so severely that one of them has since died, we find recorded the murder by negroes, on Tuesday night, after their feast of inflammatory spNehes from Forney, Bowen and Company, of one poor victim of their insane wrath upon the most public avenue of the city ; the severe wound ing and beating of several others; the wan ton sacking of drug stores, and the reported murder of three other unogontiing white men in various parts of the city. The re:bi dets:es of conservative private citizens and Conservative Judges of the el va' were visited with violence by this mob of irre sponsible negroes, intoxicated with the liquor from the stores they bad sacked, and infuriated by the incendiary speeches made to them by white men, who dare not par ticipate in the "playful vagaries" of their ignorant dupes, and executors of the in udiatisto they had inculcated. 1% bite ladies who dared to show themselves at their windows were subjected to the foulest abuse, and even the streetcars were assailed with showers of stows and mis lies. The negroes were armed with eittlel, razors, knives and pistols, fuel with them marched whole cnm mules arm, l with muskets. They t, ight hideous with their yells, and defied the power or the police. The mob yelled fir Grant and Colfax, while rob bit,l plundering and murdering. Urant.l and Colfiwi is the watchword of these de mons let loose." 4 rant and Colfax is all they know, except the local name if Powers. tlrant 4 0 Colfax and Bowen will be, by tilt- comet coity held responsiblo for all the terrible outrages emomitt, by their mob of negro bapporters, who re. it front a t i rant and ratification meeting, to ra , ,,itte and murder, as au exemplification of the liberty tita>y expect to enjoy under such The City of Washington has been male, by the Iladbtal majority in Oongrroald a political experimental garden. In results I of the last few days we have evidence or the consequences of Cottgres deed r u le, an d ;rant anti Colfax as the notaine or negro eluality ft Member oilad's Vaini- ly in Trouble. Isaac Smith, a darker, a son of Thad. Steven's wife by her fermi r hus►band, was caught this morning in attempting to rub the house of Mr. .Jacob Ediger, at the cor ner of South queen and Vine streets. lie had succeeded in gaining an entrance into a room ou the second story, where, locking himself in, he commenced starching the room fur valuables. The family becoming aware that some ono was in the house, gave the alarm, when Smith, to avoid capture, jumped limn the second story window, but was caught Ly officer Matten before ho could make his esaape. Ile was committed by the Mayor to thA city prison in default of s2Ut► bail, to await his trial at the next term of the Quarter Session. We learn that a pair of gold studs and a valuable breast pin were stolen. Wo really do not wonder that this negro took to stealing. Any connection with the present . Congress is demoralizing ; and so close a connection with the leader of it could not be favorable to honesty. We suppose Old Thad, will see to it that Isaac is speedily released on bail. Perhaps ho may have some action in regard to it. We wait to see.—Lancus►cr Intelli3encer. The Negro Dimtsirbances at laiatihlngton. The riotous and murderous conduct os the blacks at 'Washington after the charter elec tion bad resulted in a Radical victory may well alarm the country. It matters but lit tle whether the first blow which was the proximate accidental cause of the riot, was struck by a white or a black hand. All ac counts seem to agree, however, that an in offensive white man, soldier, was the first victim of negro violence. Cut across the ribs with a razor, ho died in a shot time. Another white man was killed by a negro. who cut him across the wrist with a razor, severing an artery. The house of a Con servative Judge of election was entered awl gutted by a ncgro mob which was prevent ed only by the strategy of a policeman from demolishing the otitis) of the .Nittional In ttlligoicer. Restaurants were stoned, for cibly catered and robbed. The windows of other buildings were broken, and the wife of a police officer was struck on the shoulder by ono of the missiles. Throughout the city a largo number of negroes were arrested, most of whom wore found to be armed with muskets, clubs and pistols, but, as indicating the savage ferocity of the infuriated blacks, their favorite weapon was found to be the CAM The Will of Mr. Buchanan. LANCASTER, June 10.—The will of the late ex-President Buchanan was tiled in the Register's olT►ce to-day. The following aro the bequests : $2,000 to the poor of Lancas ter city, in addition to $4,000 previously donated; $l,OOO to the Presbyterian Church, la►neaster, of which deceased was a mem ber; $l,OOO to Esther Parker, housekeeper of deceased, beh-►g in addition to $2,000 heretofore given her; $2OOO to Martha J. Lane, widow of James B. Lane, &ceased. Peter Hillier, Mary Sn►it : hgale and Lizzie Stoner. servants, $lOO each, The books, plate and furniture to Mrs• 'tartlet L. John- son, Revey Buchanan and J. Buchanan henry, to be divided equally among them, all owing Esther Parker $2OO out of the amount, The balance of the estate, real and per sonal, is directed to be divided among his heirs, as l'ollows: Onc-thurth to Mrs. Har riet L. Johnson, one-fourth to Itevey 13u. chanan, neither of whom are to be charged with considerable advancements which have been made to them, and the balance to J. Buchanan Henry, son of his sister, Harriet 13. Lane, and to the three sons of his ne phew, James B. Lane, deceased, Mary E. barllm, daughter of his sister, Mary Yates, deceased, to Maria B. Weaver, Jes sie 3layaw (formerly Jessie Weaver), Jas. B. Weaver awl John B. Weaver. The testator states that "whilst feeling full confidence both in the integrity and bus iness capacity of Edward E. Johnson, the husband of my !wive, Harriet Lane John son, I yet deem it prudent to secure to her a maintenance against the unforseen contin gencies for future years. For this purpose I appoint my hereinafternamed executors, Hiram B. Swarr and Edward Y. Buchanan, or the survivor of them, trudee or trustees, and direct them to retain in their hands, and invest and manage. to the best advan tage, nee and discharged from the debts and control of he, said husband, two-thirds of the amount bequeathed her as my resi duary legatees." The testator appoint Rev. Edward Y. Buchanan, his brother, an d Main B. wary, E-q., to be the executors of his last will and t. -tam( nt. Th e Wh-ativl property is given to Har riet Lane Johnson, mice to the testator, for which she pays $12,000 out or her residuary share of the estate. The will is dated at AVheatland, January 27, 1866; and a colle en of the 2tlth or Aurant, ts 67, provides that Wm. 13. Reed is to have $lOOO to pay the eNpenses and secure the publication of a biographical work of the deceased, and to Mrs. Mary L. Reed, wife of Win. Rotel, the deceased gives $5, 0 10, a legacy h,r h e r separate use and benefit, as a com on-ation Ihr the work Mr. Win. B. Reed has undertaken to perfMttn. All the de , I. ,, ctseti's private papers, correspondence, et-., are directed to be given to Wm. B. Reed for this purpose.' The estate is esti mated at is:.eo,ool. THE SABBATH.—" Welcome, sweet day of' rest I" No books to post, no orders to fill, no projects to think over. no polities to dis cuss—none of the thousand wearing, tem per trying, heart-worrying, cares of the every day world, to-day. Ono day of quiet and tranquility—"emblem of eternal re 4." How sweetly comes the pence of the Sab bath morning after the toils and agitations of the week I Balmy as odors of orient spicy groves; gentle as the breath of sleeping in. rants, or the dying winds of evening; pure as the incense that rises before the throne of God comes the calm of this holy morn ing "day of all the week the best." It is Lie day of !ionic—home hushed and quiets home beautiful and full of comfort. To-day the fitther is at home, and the mother with brow tree from week day cares, sits beside him ; and the memories of the Sabbaths in the by gone time, when love made the day of repose time of joy, come hack in all their pleasantness. Father is at home and the little ones hang at his knee, telling their joys and troubles of the past week, and re joking that for a whole day he would bo their company and lavish upon them, un interrupted, his loving words and smiles. Aye, pure, sweet and holy is the day of rest in the family ; but it is all too brief— trancient as the outline of a silvery vapor that floats on the summer sky—for the rush and turmoil of the troubling world come back to-morrow. Let not that thought mar the gentle joy of this sweet day ; re member, father, there is a "home" whose peace is never interrupted, whose joy is nev er broken, whose repose treads on tomor row, and that a part of the privileges and happiness of to-day is to secure a place iu that family whose circle is united forever more, in our father's home on high. A LtrrLE DtaLouus.—Genoral Grant's supporters are fond of quoting certain of his sayings ; such As " unconditional surrender" " movo on your works," " fight it out on this lino all summer," etc., and of apply ing them to the present political campaign. Well, now, let us make the application to the first battle of the canvass, and put it in the form of a dialogue Grant to Ike Democracy of Oregon : "Unconditional surrender, or I will move on your works." Democracy of Oregon to Grant :—"Movo and bo hanged to you." General Grant "moved" on the Demo cratic works, and the Democratic works moved on him, and the first shook sent him reeling and sprawling and powerless to the earth. And ha can fight it out on that lino all summor—if he likes that line, Orir Shorter Catechism. What is the chief cad of man ? To love bis wintry, his kiud, to vote the Demo cratic ticket. What is the chief end of the Radical party? Tho black end. Who was the first man? Adam; Who was the first Radical? The devil. Who was the meekest man ? Moses. Who was the meanest wan? Governor Brownlow. Who was the most patient man? Job. Who imitate him? Tho people of the South. With what did David slay Goliath? A What is slowing our Rump Congresmon? Gin Slings. Who kept back a part which belonged to others? Armies and Sapphire. Who kept back all? Army contractors of the shoddy kind. Who stole the golden wedge? Aehnta. Who stole the golden spoons? Beast Butler.—selah. Who loved ITrialt's wife because she was white and pretty? David. Who loved Dinah Brown beeauso the was biota and ugly? Thaddeus Stev, , us. Who was struck dead for telling lies? Annants and Sapphira. Who is in danger or a similar visitation, gen mdly. Ca rant. Who permitted innocent blood tube shed? Pontius Pilate. Who did likewise? Stanton, Bingham and Holt. Who crucified the Savior of the world? The Jews. Who crucified civil liberty? The Radi eak Who were destroyed fur their wicked practices? The nutedeluvians. Who deserve the same thte? Tho Jaw bine leaders of the Radical party. Who destroyed the temple atJeruselem? Nebazarden. Who destroyed the temple of freedom at Washington? The Radicals. Who repaired the temple at Jerusalem? Cyrus the Persian. Who will repair the temple of freedom at Washington? The Democratic party. Why do the Radicals lore the negroes? Because Radical instincts and negro out stincts harmonize. Wir:, Was cast in the den of lions ? Daniel. Who ought to "follow suit?" The Ab olition party that broke up the Union. Who suckled a wolf? Romulus and Minim Who sucked the life-blood of the Nation? Radical vampires. What did Romulus and Remus found? The sewn-billed city of Rome. What did the Radical party found? A military despotistn—cleft• What word did the Jacobincs of France use to cover up their revolutionary designs? Liberty. What word did tho Jacobins of America Ive to decuivo the people and to conceal their wicked practice'? Loyalty. What became of the French Jacobins? They expiated their crimes on the scatibld and on the block. lithat will become of the American Jaco bins? They will he sent to Dry Tortugas. Why was Noah chosen commander of the ark? Because he was a Democrat. Abyssinian Slave Beauties. On my return to camp, I visited the es tablishments of the various slave merchants. These were aranged under large tents form ed of matting, and contained many young girls of extreme beauty, ranging from nine to seventeen years of age. These lovly cap tives, of a rich brown tint, with delicately formed features, and eyes like those of the gazelle, were natives of the Galla, on the borders of Abyssinia, from which country they were brought by the Abyssinian trad- ers, to be sold fir the Turkish harems. Al though beautiful, these girls are useless for hard labor, they quickly fade away and die unless kindly treated. They are the Ve ntures of that country, and not only arc their faces and figures perfection, but they become extremly attached to those who show them kindness, and they make good and faithful wives. There is something lo culiarly captivating in the natural grace and softness of these young beauties, whose hearts quickly respond to those warmer feel ings of love that are seldom known among the sterner and coarser tribes. Their forms are peculiarly elegant and graceful, the hands and feet are exquisitely delicate, the nose is generally slightly aquiline, the nos trils large and finely shaped ; the hair is black and glossy reaching to about the mid dle of the back, but rather coarse in texture. These girls, although natives of Gala, in varibly call themselves Abyssinians, and arc generally known under that denomination. They arc exceedingly proud and high spirit ed, and remarkably quick at learning. At Kerte= several of the Europeans of high standing have married these charming ladies who have invariably rewarded their hus bands by great affection and devotion. The price of one of those beauties of nature at Gallabat was from $2O to s4o.—Sit Sam rid Baker. AN exchange says that a hen has the ca pacity of laying six hundred eggs, and no more, Usually they lay a few the first year; from three hundred and twenty to auto hundred and seventy in the next three years ; and the rest from the fifth to the 9th year inclusive. The true economy, there• fore, is not to keep hens after the fourth year. NUMB ER Si Influence of BMWS. A smile is, indeed, a thing of beauty.. Whether living on the lips of gladsome youth, or flickering on the dying features of worn out age, it holds its beauty still.— Whether making hardiness yet more win some, or rendering ugliness less repulsive than its wont, a smile yet hold its nature— yet it is beautiful. Magic lurks therein, and sways the human heart as words never can—quickens it quiet pulse, or soothes and calms the hurried throb as they may need. And beneath the encouraging influence of one sweet, upholding smile, the heart itself may change its mood—may yield its mad intent, if not east out forever its evil prompt. ings and its dark propensities. And so may the smiles of derision madden beyond what the utmost words can do, even as the smile of praise will spur humanity to great, noble deeds beyond the 'approach of all other promptings. Its silent power sinks in the heart, and heals some new made thrust, as falls the mysterious dew from heaven. And the smile of love ! It beams in the mother's eyes as she sees beauty in her infant's lime, and a silent laugh of unknown joy frem her darling babe. It plays wit stronger and more thrilling magic on the maiden's lovely countenance, as her heart's idol meets her farseeing eye, and draws near to lot her looks of love loose none of its precious value in needless distance between them. And with deeper, purer joy, it comes to the wife's glad free when her husband's fond gam tells how much is gained shier, he first wiled her wife. Holy, beautiful indeed, is the smile of fathomless and perfect love. Too seldom indeed, does it have birth—toe often does it soon leave life's pathway, even if fairly born and dearly welcomed there. THE NEW TAX BILL —The Jourwt/ of Commart is showing the utter incapacity of the Rump Congress to legislate intelli gently even on questions of revenue. The new tax bill it says, ism pe,rfect marvel of in tricate verbosity, and Icsoei sight entirely of the principles upon which such an act should be founded. `'Simplicity in this matter isnot only true economy, but the secret of success in rail• ing a large revenue. The provisions should be plain, concise, and apply to a limited number of subjects. There should be no exceptions; but this does not imply that, everything should be taxed. It does imply, however, that everything of the clam indi cated should be included in its tertto. "If sales are to be taxed, all sales should be subject to a law. ir manufactures are subject to a levy, no manufacturer should escape. The interest whie!► is left to sear, where legislation is controlled by politicians and concessions arc made to popular clamor, is certain to be the one least worthy of suech a fate. As to the bill now Wine Congress, we can hardly suppose it possible that it, can pass both houses at this session, but the members of those august bodies are more "uncertain" than the average of white men who first earned the title from the In dians, and it is safer to predict the weather than the result of their attempts to legis- late for the country." THE WHOLESALE CHEAT.—In seven out of the thirty-one districts in South Carolina which were said to have given ten thousand majority for the bogus constitution, the Democratic elections foot up fourteen thous and. This singular change excited much comment, and is variously ascribed to the ability of whites to controle the negro vote, growth of black conservatism, and so forth and so on, all of which, in our poor opinion is so much bosh. The scret is that these ocrunty elections Congress bad nothing par tieualr at stake, and the returns were not, therefore, manipulated to suit. With car pet-bag candidates to act as judges of election, and servile tools at headquarters, who would report that two and two made an hundred if so ordered from Washington, the very thought of an election in any of the South• ern States is a farce, and it is our firm be lief, for which we have good reason, them has not been from the beginning to the end of this reconstruction business one single fair count of the ballots. 'ow OTHERS REGARD IT.—The Pitts burgh (Pa.) Commercia, a Jacobin print, take. , this view of the recent action of the New York Assembly upon the bonds! The predominating influence in the Dem «vatic party.—The action of the members of the New York Legislature in adopting resolutions in favor of the Pendleton doc trine of finance, is a sore defeat to Belmont and the opposition to the Ohio candidate generally. This is the strongest point Pen dleton has yet made, and it looks now as though he wonki have the vote of Nev, York, after Seymour has boon complimen ted." A If:Yr.—At the Republican Convention in Chicago, at Wade's headquarters whiskey was free, and Wade's managers were nearly all drunk. At the Colfax headquarters lion John Defrees, of Indians, was manager-- not a drop of liquor was allowed there—th.: men were all sober—and by clear heads 6.1 cured the nomination of Colfax, even against the advantage Wade bad at the start. The hint will do to art upon in July, when there will be occasion for cool heaTh, clear brains and skillful management. Ur& out for Now York liquors. CuTruro or• OLovxn.—Tho best timo cutting clover is when about half the boaki have turned brown. Let it nminin in swath the half a day, and tam pot it so . lightly itielwks, to cure.