VOL. XXXIL GREAT CLEARING OCT RALE TO MARC ROOM FOR Tnm NEW SOWN MALL. to Me nestled ori the corner of Melo k Market lice. L. T. BIIARPLESB Now Were Tor Cash o Ready Pity-- PR toren meow. ES in is ate BLACK ALPACAS at 69 and IP mg. AMP:RICAN MERINOI4B at 40 me. rustle Eft POPIJNIS et 114 rte. worth SO eta. ALL Tug guoTE from IS to PM per cent. below lUD regular prime. VALICOI6II from 0 eta. to 151 for beet. 111 , 11CU'll k BROWN MUSLINS to to le tie beet. 0001) bleached 11111f1 brown Muslim. at I'4 • All wool Caesloueree at 51.00 to 81:4 & .1.75. Hoop e iti rue, corsets, a. notione low dowel MATS & OAPs at bargain , . scoTs A 01101$ for Men. Womon. St Children at grimly realised prima. of lot Gaiters &11401,P, your choice, at 92.110, worst 59.90. Otis lot Ladle,' Glove kid 61111111.11110 sad Oilier' at 33.23, worth 54.00. Coffees, Tria, Sugar: and Syrups. 'CM* balance of our stork comprising all kinds of elooDS. CARPETS ke,., at prnpnitionably low price.. l'Otintry produce wanted. Cash pall fur butter and *gee. y Mere on Main ol Street below Market. Jrnauar 1000.—. SOLLEDEIIIB HOOT AND SHOE STORE, (OPPOSITE. THE EPISCOPAL cut:autij Ou Main Street, Bloomsburg. Ms subscriber takes pleasure In announcing to • people t.l Bloo.mrburi, uhd rlchdty, that Its has or.l band a large sud flut assurtuient of HOOTS AND SHOES, dies sad seritloinetes wear. to milt all Weirs. ft la t`ity work 10 of the best quality, And 1I the awe reliable manufacturers ; be being a practical St may sad a good judge of ttit3 4 a ) a In t. not likely to be imposed upon by receiving N.rE.leee materiel badly wide up. I h we desiring anything In los line would do well a alto him a oil, before purchninag elsewhere. He as la e GOOD ARTICLE, re , 4 at priors to roil purchasrrs. AO potion* who &sir. light of hmrvy work made 1. ChM/ CID bit aeCommudorte4 pithitOrritioknt. dit Also, repairing will he done with licitness and 4 SitBl4l. An rterant ainnticusot of Ladles Sprint and Pow art nhoes no hand. A. 801,1.4.01:k. LEIMICS o I J. BROW ( Cur. Main & Iron sta.) • Is Dm offering to the Public tits STOCK Or SP RING GOODS ..eribting In part of a full tine of lAGRAIN, WOOL & RAG CARPETS. Plus cloths and rassitnere .fat roam /It, , nd Me 14001 Goode a at I rattrrns gml El lOU and Prints of venues yttiditirt and 111. art INN and Brown At listing, Ladle{ Frellal Corsets BALMORAL SKIRTS. i...J....ortment of Ladies and children*. Gaiters Roots. t toeh Ordceriss and Spirts. New assortment of Glass and Queensware. ‘O. I Mac tral in non half and one fourth Sorrels. Von is the time to nuke your selection*. as I ant at•rtrut goods at very tow prices and our motto is Pt• r dealing to all. and Pato be underimid by any. J. J. bKutt. ELL Litocroburg, April 30, K 167. WES II ARRI V AL OF FAMILY GROCERIES, AT JOUN K. GIRTON'S STORE, 18110052M110. the eubseritter hos Just returned from the rest* tit pries with • huge and thous stock of &Wag.* Groceries and Dry-Goods, It MO he offers to the COMP/ Or 131 , coupburg and et low as can Le had of any dealer in this ' , Titan of the County. lIU otock consists of the beat varietica of WEEK, MOLASSES, PUG %I L, TEA, FWD (of fine quality.) ItPlil9, MEI) MEATeI, (in their peaenn,) ETON, AND °Tilt% URACK ERB, SOAP dt CAN gm. VIIEEIIe. COAL LiNsEco • kik a nits aseortniint of Dry good, and Hosiery. and a full variety of goods of the above clasp, and • 1 other kinds. In addition to which he has recently clded to his stock a due assortutent of CEDAR WARE AND WILLOW WARE; I 'which variety of goods he has several new unities of inoilern invention, rmensivelly used where known, and which Irma cOaiu into use here Na than has a due supply of French Piloroccoee; •,4 also of Morocco Linings for nhoetuaker's work ; and a good assortuieut of Queeneware. RP Cell and gamine JOHN K.IIIRTOV, M. E. Cowl of Main ■ad Iron &recto. oeineberg. Nov. 90, 1807. EW BAKERY AND CONTE C. TIONERY satkaalk•Llaszlkumacanna ON THIRD STREET, BELOW HARM, BLOOMSBURG, PA. .1 0 FOX, Proptletnrof Ibis eatabllshaiant, would fully Infiniti his old and new customer., than has amything fitted up at hi. new nand in en a him in furnish them with lIItLAU, CAKES. II CONEECTIONERIEti, a herttidnre. !Hereafter all persons, who bast, been (Welsh with Ale , Lager Beer, and Porter, by OM whole _or quarter barrel, will call upon WILLIAM MORE. at his Bala a in hives' Block, Main Street, has beam autboriao4 by the underetened to ,ell Ha willconstantly have a supply on hand, will be subd at the Ihrweet market r.tes. . bas.in cannot. u with bin eat y and Cull. ury,, GILA up or the sale o. ICE CHEA:II, whn they favor him with their custom Ile prepued to make Ice Cream in large emeriti parties, public or imolai gatherings. all the ay he. Everything pertaining to his line el .11 Will receive careful and diligent intention. is thankful to his customers put h Most cordially solicit. a continuance of the a. P.MUL tAN Oiling, an Maki !W M. MORE, ,t o and 'Malty stro D ably. M. G 1 claim's of elooa ad 0 New JESTATII • where he Invitee hie of_ _ call and paetake of hie reline lien to beep tile beet GER DEER AND ALE, hand A Iwo, Porter. eareapaion a. 1110 rin c y Lemonades, Itaseberty and Lem always be had at bet teetaudrant. line he giregents g Si 01 •' i !4A i. fish Badoweed lle d , O ia r e de e Tegue, n &4. 10 . 11. Magog 0 eau sand G? ivu*/ Meow s ic er (le glee R • lune IS, IPA. ........ - ..... .. ,- -. , -.--• - • ---,...- .- -- -•-- : '' •- - ' ' ---,:". '''' ' "":•-"" -"r"....".7.:i0t. _"^ ''••• - . ' . Oil ii , sli. 1.11441 ~.. ..- ~ .p. . , . 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Trewslent advertleeoiente payable In ■d% once all others due after the first ineertion. Printed its attire . / Mock Kiln Street by FRANK It. SNYDER. Speak Kindly to Thy Wife. Speak kindly, gently to thy wife, She knows enough of sorrow ; Oh I seek not from each petty ill An angry word to burrow, For in her heart there's treasured love, Oh ! prize its golden worth; One gentle word, one smile of thine, Can ever call it 'lath. When thou art harsh and stern and cold, And from thine own dear home, That:unshinv of domestic love In sorrow seek to roam ; Upon her heart thy cold words fall And chill lovo'e tender life; Then, oh I amidst thy trials all, Speak kindly to thy wife. tipvnk softly, kindly to thy wife, 6be may have lett n home Of cherished love,and to thine own But Pearce a year have come, Though five or ten have told the time And thou hare shared its strife, hen'er thy footsteps homeward turn, Speak gently to thy wife. Speak kindly gently . to thy wife; She may be growing old, And soon ye both may garnered lie In shadows of the mould, Speak gently, she has loving words To soothe the cares of life Oh 1 then, when trials round thee cling, Speak kindly to thy wire ! " Some years ago, while making a brief sojourn in the city of Bristol, I set out one evening with a friend for a stroll through the city. We had visited several places of interest, and were on our return to our ho tel ; a female, closely muffled in a coarse hood— which, throes over her head, was drawn around her face, so as to conceal all but her eyes—hurriedly crossed over from the opposite side of the way, and accosted us in accents of despair: "Gentlemen, for the love of heaven, give me money ! My mother is dying of hunger, and I have not wherewith to purchase a morsel of food !" We were both etruck with the tone of her voice, for though agitated by feeling of des peration, it had a peculiar sweetness, and her language was that of one both educa ted and refined. Do not think me inquisitive," said my friend, iu a kindly tone, as he drew forth his purse. "It' I ask what misfortune has brought you to this? for it is evident you are no common applicant for charity?" " Oh, no, sir, no I" she said, shrinking back into herself, as it wore "I never asked for charity before; and though I have not tasted food for two long days, I would sooner perish than ask it for myself now; but I could not ace her die, my old friend—oh, I could not sec her die !" Ilcre," said my companion, placing a sum in her hand which I immediately doub. She clutched the money like a miser, and for a moment or two was completely over powered by her emotions. Then, with a choking effort, eho gasped forth— " Thanks, gentlemen! may heaven bless you." She turned away, and took two or three hasty steps, and then, stopping suddenly, she looked around, and added— " You asked what misfortune brought me to this, I shall scow ungrateful if I refuse to tell." Never mind," said my friend; "the re cital will give you pain, and therefore I pray you. consider the question unasked." " Your noble generosity overpowers me, sir," she rejoined, in a tremulous voice, "and my pride shall give away. If you have a few minutes to spare, come with me, and you shall know all" "Nay," said I, "do not let us intrude upon your sorrows, unless you think we can be of further a.Rsistauce. You are welcome to the little we have given, which shoulikbe doubled if wo had more to spare, but we have no right to claim your secret in re turn." She buried her face in her shawl and burst into tears. "Alas!" rho eobbed, "if all mankind were thus gene oue how many a tuistrable being might now be happy I Come with me and hoar my story 1 I know lan iruit you, and I shall rest caner by knowing I have convinced you, I am no impostor." We assured her that we did not for a ~rlindr•ad oment doubt of her being the victim of Bomo nrg6ble misfortune, but u we might be of fortliskeerriee to her we would see her safely hone t .lnd die might then relate her story cm not, ili a aba dtould think proper. "Follow me," she sold, and net off at a quick walk down the street, we keeping at a respectful diabuloc behind, and I, for au, PUBLIFIRTO NVERY WEDNESDAY IM BLOOMSBURG, PA., BY WILLIAMSON IL JACOBY. DARKNESS AND DAWN. BLOOMSBURG, PA., WEDNESDAY, APRIV 16,-1868. feeling an unusual curiosity to know some• thing more of her. At the next corner of the ptreet was an oil lamp, which threw out a dim light; and standing near it, in a listless attitude, we observed a man in the garb of a sailor, and evidently just from sea. As our unkirown guide drew near him, I rotieed that she seemed much agitated; and, on coming up to hint, to our surprise, and apparently his, she stopped and looked eagerly into his face for a moment; and then, with a wild cry, she suddenly threw out her arms, clasped him around the neck, and appeared to swoon upon his breast. " See I" said my friend, making an ab• rapt halt; "we are duped; this is some trick ; that girl is an impostor I" "Impossible I" returned I, unwilling to believe that such grief and misery as she represented could be a base counterfeit.— " Ha I ses I" i 0 ,110 14.! 1 0 INI £lll . O ll 90.00. SU 00 As I spoke, the sailor, as if in great sur prise, partly unwound the arms of the un known from his neck, raised her head, anti looked curiously and wildly into her face, which we could see, even from where we stood, was pale and beautiful. The next moment he uttered a wild cry, and, quickly throwing his arms aronnd her now lifeless form, he exclaimed: Mary I my Mary I" It seemed to be all that he could utter, as he tkirly tottered with his fair burden, and fur a few moments we stood dumb with amazement. "What's this? what's the meaning of this?" he now demanded, look ing fiercely at us. "Well, if that is acting, it is the best I ever saw," muttered my companion, as we hastened forward and gave a hurried account of all that we knew of the matter. "Merciful Providence! is it possible ?" said the man, looking alternately at us and and at the fair creature in his arms, and clasping his forehead us if to collect his scattered senses. "Mary !" he continued, at short intervals ; "my dear wife ! my dear wire ! And my mother too! Starving I" Ile continued to repeat these expressions like one overpowered by some terrible shock, and who knew not what he was saying; while we stood looking on, too much aston ished to think of offering hint any assist ance. At length, with a sort of gurgling gasp, the pour creature opened her eyes; and looking wildly and fondly into the manl,v. face ofhinw iosupported her, she tour mured "Chitties I Charles I is this you? in lifb— in death—or in a dream?" I pass over ti e wild, frantic, lassionate ezelamatkins on both sides, as each began to realize the truth—the one that fount] a loving wife in the depths of misery—the other that she had regained a fond husband at the moment of all others when she most needed his aid, counsel, love and support. "Come," whispered my friend, touching my arm, "lot us withdraw ; their meeting should be sacred from the intrusion of stran gers." Though deeply curious to know something of their history, I silently acquiesced in his proposal ; and quietly departing, we return ed so our hotel, musing upon the uncertain ties, vicisitudes and romance of life. aw, days after, as I was sitting on the piazza of the hotel, I saw a sailor pasting along the street, and curiosity prompted we to address him. The moment he saw me, he came bounding up, grasped my baud, and burst into tears. "Heaven bless you !" lie exclaimed in a choking yoke ; "Heaven bless you and your friend . and so says Mary. I've been hunt ing fur you all over the city, sir, but I feared I'd never Re you again. Here ! let me pay you back your money ; and you will be so kind, sir, as to accept these two rings for yourself and n ie n d ?" 1 took the money—for I saw if I did not he would feel very much hurt; but fearing his circumstances might not justify him in making a present of so much value, I at• tempted to decline the rings. It was of no use —be would take no denial—and so I re luctantly accepted them, thanking him in behalf of my friend, who was absent. I then drew from him his story, which I will give in a few words. lie and bis wife were both natives of a small village, and had ellen played together as children, His own father was in good ntimstances, but subsequently lost his r ro perty, and died soon after, leaving himself and mother to struggle along as best they might. Among those believed to be friends in prosperity, but who forsook them in adver sity, was the father of his present wife; but though fortune separated the youth and maiden, it only increased an attachment which had begun in childhood. For years, however, they did not meet; and during that time the narrator became a sailor and acquired sufficient means to put chase a cottage for his mother, leaving small balance on mortgage, which his next voyage was to clear off. While at home, be and his Nary again met ; and, conscious of a mutual passion, and knowing her parents would not consent to the union, but were most anxious to ally her'to a wealthy suitor, they took advantage of an opportunity, and were privately married. Charles Dell4oll l for such was his name then took leave of his wife, and shipped for a whaling voyage, intending it should be his lass cruise. While absent, his wilt's parents discovering the secret of her mar riage, disod drove her flue, and she took NUM lit* his mother. Together the widowed mother and wife struggled along, both anxiously looking for the return of their only friend, but ho came not at the time expected, the mortgage was foreclosed, the property sold ; and, almost penniless, they repaired to Bristol, hoping to be able to maintain themselves by the needle. I need not prolong the story—it is an old tale. Sickness and misfortune follows!) them, they failed to procure sufficient work for their necessities, and on the night when the wife appealed to us, they were in a star ving condition. Charles had just returned from his cruise ; and at the very moment when his Mary so unexpectedly met him, he was thinking of home, which he expected to reach the next day. lle had been pru dent, the voyage had been more than usually profitable, and his share, ho said, would en able him to start in business. "Come what will," he continued, "I'll never leave my dear mother and 3lary again while we live. They're happy now, thank God ! and it shall he the aim of my life to keep them so." He urged me to come and see him and his now happy family, and bring my friend; and then invoking upon us the blessing of Heaven, he wrung my band, and turned quietly away, to conceal the emotions he eared not to display. "Ah I such is life, in this world of selfish and unselfish humanity," mused I, as I watched his retreating footsteps, till a turn in the street concealed him film my view. We never met again. The Fox, Of the many species - of this animal to be found in all parts of the world, the natura lists assign seven to this continent—the sil ver gray ur black, the red, the cross, the swift, the gray, the coast, the prairie and the arctic fox. The first named of these. the silver gray or black, is exceedingly rare, and furnishes the most valuable fur known to commerce, single skins selling in London for two hundred dollars—gold—each. To sportsmen, however, the red and the gray are the most interesting specks. We have no conception iu this country of the trouble and expense to which the hunting men iu England put themselves for a supply of fox es. They will set aside lands worth a thous. and dollars an acre to agriculture to make artificial covers for foxes, as many as a thous and of which were imported in 1849. A single lividoal, -a-eelebrated-muster of hounds in the South of England, gave an unlimited order to Philip Castang, the well known dealer in Leadenhall, to stock his country ; through his agents in Holland, France, Germany and Scotland, Castang got together seventy-five brace of foxes, which were all turned down in one neighborhood. There was a very perceptible difference in the appearance of these foxes, due, doubt less, to their different nationalities. Hul ked continues to supply the greatest num ber. and they reckoned in England the best of the foreign foxes. Naturalists are clearly mistaken, as all Southern hunters know, in the assertion that red foxes Are found every.where on this continent, for there is not a better au thenticated fact, that the first red foxes seen in Maryland were imported by our fox hunt ing ancestors from England long before the revolution, and turned down on the east ern shore of the Chesapeake; to which section of the State they were confined for several years, until ; during an unusually severe winter, they crossed the bay on the ice to the western shore ; they were certain ly no red foxes in Mississippi as late as 1839, for the writer hunted there regularly three times a week, for five seasons, and never saw one. Wherever the red makes his appearance the grey disappears sooner or later, the red drives him out ; and where the two exist together, in the same neigh borhood, the grey falls a victim to the hounds, where the rod, from the superior staunchness and game, More frequently es capes. The Aupplantiog of the grey by the red fox is much to be regreted. An ordinary pack of hounds can generally kill the for mer in from ono to two hours, and his man ner of doubling in circles and rarely running more than four or five miles from the start ing point, affords much better sport than the red fox, who will frequently make a bee line of from twenty, reaching even to fifty miles from the spot where he is" bounced." To kill greys we want musical does of me dium speed, packing well together ; for the red, your dogs cannot be too fast, if they will but keep the line of scent; tofind these two qualities combined is difficult to do.-- Alf, Field and Fm-rn. 0 ENIVINE ELOQUENCE. —There are no people in the world with whom eloquence is so universal as with the Irish. When Leigh Ritchie was traveling in Ireland, he passed a man who was a painful spectacle of pallor, squalor, and raggedness. His heart emote him, and he turned back. "If you are in want," geld Ritchie, " why don't you beg?" "Surely, it's begging I am your honor." " You didn't say s word." Of course not, yer honor, but SOO how the skin is spool& through the halo in my trowels! and the bones oryie out through ! Look at me nankin cheeks, and the &mine that's starhag in tae eyes! Man Wire, isn't it begghtg lam with a thous• ad tongues." " You would not take me for twenty said a young lady to her partner, while don. tins, a few evudags sot "Then what would you take no for?"` /Or better or for worse," replied he. A Survivor of Ow Minimesoin Almoners Kills 10S Indians. A young man is now stopping at the Key City House, by the name of George W. Por ter, whose parents, brothers, sisters and relatives, were all murdered at Redwood, Minnesota, in the great Indian massacre of 18011. He is the sole survivor, and was the only one left to communicate the mournful intelligence to the nearest, settlement. Bereft in one brief hour of all that ho bold dear on earth, and with the victims of savage feroc ity extended in death before him, he took a solemn vow of vengeance. How well he has performed that vow, the reader may Judge when we state that in six years young Porter has alone, with the assistance of Nothing but his trusty rifle, sent to the hap py hunting grounds the souls of one hundred and eight Indian braves. He carries a piece of canehreek, about twelve inches in length, and whenever he killed an Indian he would make a notch in this. One hundred and eight notches are now to be counted on the piece of cane alluded to, the last one being cut on Christmas, 180. surely young Poi , for has been an avenging Nemesis on the footsteps of those who slaughtered his kin. tired. The Indians killed embrace repre sentatives from nearly every tribe on the plains. By night and by day he has follow ed them through the trackless forests, over desert waste., by the mountain side and in the lonely glen has ho pursued his victims until the crack of the rifle and the death yell proclaimed that another redskin had been sent to his final account, and sated with blood the vengeance of his pursuer. Porter had not passed through all these perilous scenes far unscathed. His body has been riddled by eleven bullets and stab bed in thirty.three places by the knife. But he has withstood all, came out victoriou., and now exhibits with pride the trophies of his prowess. Truly his parents and relatives have been deeply and terribly avenged. Starved to Death. We cut the following from an exchange A respectable, industrious woman, the mother of nine children, died of starvation, last week, in Philadelphia. Her husband, who worked in a foundry, had been out of work for some weeks, and the poor woman, to proud to ask assistance, had denied her- self that her little ones might have food, until nature could more, and perished. This is the way it goes. A white woman starves to death in Philadelphia for want of food, while the government keeps up a bu reau, which costs the tax-payers several millions a year, to feed, clothe, anti educate negroes. This thing goes on year after year anti the people quietly submit to it. Congress devotes a large share of its time to the negro, and all manner of ways are de vised to make him more comfortable and give him new power, notwithstanding white women are permitted to starve in Phila delphia, under the nose of the Union League. It seems sometimes that justice has taken its flight from this world.—Menroe Demo crat. A REMARKABLE SPRIN(/ IN FLORIDA,— There is near (kola, a remarkable spring, one of the largest of the great number known in Florida. It iscalled Silver Spring. I found it in the midst of a lone hammock, overflowing its banks, It bubbled up in a basin thirty-seven feet deep and about an acre in extent, filling and overflowing it, and sending front it a deep stream flfy or sixty feet wide, and extending eight or nine miles to the Oklawana river,into which it empties. In the spring itself fifty steamboats way lie at anchor, and in the stream, steamboats of considerable draught. The spring thus forms a natural inland port, to which three steamers now run regularly from St. John's. The dearness of the water is truly wonder ful. It seams even more transparent than air. You see on the bottom, thirty feet be low your boat, the exact form of the small est pebble, the outline and color, and shaaes of color of the leaves which have sunk. Large fish swim in it, every scale visible, and every movement distinctly observable. The water is impregnated with lime and magne sia, but has no appreciable taste, and is ex cellent drinking water. If you go over the basin in a boat you will see the fissures in the rocks, from which the river pours up. ward like an inverted cataract. There arc more of the Pprings in the channel of the stream, further down. Such springs are al most common in Florida. Clay Spring, near the east bank of Lake Apapkn, pours forth a navigable stream into the St. John's, Bug Spring, on the wept side of Lake Bur ke, is nearly as large as Silver Spring. I have laughed at a story of a spring in lowa, which Was large enough to turn a mill, but I can swallow all such tales now, after hav ing Dean one th,at will float a fleet.--Cincin nafi C'entmerciat Bunion a man owns a skiff; he fastens the skiff to the shore with a ropo made of straw ; along comes a oow ; cow gets into the boat ; turns round and eats the rope ; the skiff thus let loose, with the cow on board starts down stream, and on its passage to upset; and the cow is drowned. Now has thi man that owns the cow got to pay for the bast, or the man that owes the boat got to pg for the oow. you setterated at the approach of the King of Ulm r mid a Weider to RUM "Oh, so I I have been thins sivand.thir: ty year. r►iththe queen of terrors; the met be much WOOL liar. In the U. S. Senate, recently, Mr. Conk lin presented a petition from several hun dred negroes of Georgia, setting forth that they aro out of money and almost starving. They ask Conereae to appropriate one hun dred dollars for each nig. Mr. Sumner, after the petition bad been read, said he "hoped the prayer of these poor colored men would be granted without a moment's delay." The nine have got their slon each by this time. White poor men would be laughed at if they presumed to ask for money from the U. S. Treasury, but la zy vagabond negroes, who have been doing nothing for the last too years but attending Radical carousals and " elections," can nut only ask but receive the people's money with impunity. How long, oh, how long, must we submit to this unblushing Radical villainy? Nigger! nigger! nigger! Everything talked of by the Rump Jacobins is fur the everlasting nigger; everything planned, schemed and concocted has solely in view the aggrandizement of the "colored cuss from Africa•" lie stands forth the chief object of Black Republican sympathy and legislation, State and National. Ile is the big dish at the feast. and he is the done• brown meat in the big dish. lie is the min issue and all the side issues—the prin. ciple cut a la Aft-keine and all the side dish es as well. It is nigger ala mode, fricaseed nigger, fried nigger, stewed nigger, baked nigger, with nigger sauce, roasted nigger, boiled nigger hashed nigger, raw nigger— nigger around the festive board, nigger up stairs, nigger in the garret, nigger down stairs, Digger in the kitchen, nigger in the parlor, nigger in the wood-pile, nigger un li the fence, nigger as a man and brother, nig ger in and out of Congress, and Digger on the brain I blood Lord ! Is there nothing !—no rights —no interest—no country for white men? [lava niggers and bondholders only the right to claim legislation anti to protection of their newly acquired demands? have the producing and consuming millions of the country no rights, that the pompous and pampered Yankee Aare robber and his ar my of cheated negroes are expected to re spect. AN ANTIQUE CURIOsITY.—They have, in Puridenee, R. I. ) 4 ra iqui y. tis a quaint shaped old coffee pot, of solid silver, and very heavy, beauti fully emblazoned one side with the coat of arms of the Earl of Selkirk ; with the Lions ormpout, and the expressive old family motto :—"Frangas non Flectes." Thu history of the coffee pot, as far as is now known, is a curious one, being at one time the property of the famous Comodore John Paul Jones. It seems that when Commodore Jones was a boy, his tilther was gardner to the Earl of Selkirk. The Earl had a queer peculiarity, which was a passion for uniformity. If ho planted a tree, he must have anoth er to match it ; if he had a window he must have another to match it ; also in furnish ing a room the same similarity must be heeded to the letter, and another furnished precisely like it. He carried his passion to that extent, that if he had to punish his sou by shutting him up in one of the summer houses, the gardner's son must be shut up in another, and when he resorted to harsher means and used the birch on his own son, the gardner's son received an equal share. These things rankled in the heart of the embryo Commodore, and when in 177; he made his famous descent upon the coast of Scotland , being familiar with oil the paths and by-ways of the country, be "made a raid" and took hie revenue, by seizing all , the plate of the Earl of Selkirk, which had been in the , family fur, no knowing how many years. Afterwards the plate was restored by our government. Upon its restoration, the Earl gave this identical coffee pot as a pres ent to Commodore Jones. She Commodore being a harem searetu fellow and a bachelor, after awhile gave it to his particular friend, Commodore hopkins, who bequeathed it to his brother, John Hopkins, who in his turn bequeathed it to his with. At her death it became the property of her niece and adopt ed daughter, Miss Mehitablo Green, who married Mr. Win. Simons, for many years the editor of the Republican Herald in Providence. Mrs. Simons dying before her husband, left it by will to him, and he gave it to his daughters, who are now living, and to whom this rare and valuable antipue relic now beletngs. bIEN ONX WOULD ItATUR NOT NEXT. Men who tells stories that run into each other, so that you find it very difficult to get away at tho end of any of them. Mon who have quarreled with all their re lations. Men who have been betrayed and aban doned in the moat heartless manner by all tbeir Mends. Mon who have been persecuted and Wu. died by a general conspiracy of everybody. Men who imitate popular actors. Men.who are always asking, "Don't you think so?" Men who are always "putting a ease." Men who agree with you too mob. Men who "feel inclined to join lane with you there." A Bible an use asked to name the prec ious done named in the Bible. Attu tan . end scholars had oven atiesteti, one little fellow milled out, " Well, Thomas, what preolon stones have you ibtmd?" stone," um the i**. NUMBER 8. Goes Dock oa Grant's daddy, who bus been writing the life of his remarkable boy, Ulysses, for the New York Ledo?, has discontinued the truly combo and laughable papers. It will be a sad and irrepairsble loss to the history of our country, and we deeply regret this sudden stoppage of the WNW of old man Grunt. There is a report that Bonner got sick of the egotistical stuff, while others say that Grant's keepers protested that it WAS doing their Presidential candidate a great deal of harm and insisted that it should be stopped. Ho far as he had progressed with life of his boy, it was demonstrated that) be would have made an excellent hostler, as he was always very lima of horses, but he nev er showed any aptness fur anything furth er. Grant is a remarkable man and ho has a queer old daddy, who is not above turn ing au honest penny. I=l A RELIC UV AnNol.n.—An interesting relic of Arnold's march through Maine to Canada has Just came to light in a strange place. This is a piece of paper with the inscription" Dunkirk— with Arnold-1776.' It was found in a maple tree, which was probably cut in the town Vast. , alboro," and, while being sawed at the mill at Augusta, a pine plug was cut into which was covered by about nine inches of tbo tree, and being removed a scrap of paper bearing the above in pencil was found- A correspondent of the Boston Tram& r says that it, without doubt, is genuine, being on paper such as was manufactured in the last century ; and the outside cud of the plug was entirely grown over, being covered by about ninety rings of the wood that could be counted. This is now in the hands of the Rev• Win. A. Drew, but it is hoped that it will be placed in some public collection, this bit of paper being of so much interest as bearing the name of Arnold written when at the zeinth of honorable glory ; and, as this wri- ter finely says, the tree which bad it clasped in its heart is of interest as the last living thing that enshrined the name of Arnold as a true man. . _ A TEACHER had been explaining to his class the points of the compass. All were drawn up in front to wards the north. "Now, what is before you John ?" "The north, sir." "What is behimlyton.-Tem-r----- "My coat tail, sir," said be trying at the tame time to get a glimpse at it. Lrrris. Frank was taught that every ono was made of dust. One day he was watch ing the dust in the street as the wind whirl ed it into the eddies. "What are you thinking of ?" asked his mother. "Oh," said Frank, with a serious face, "I thought that the dust looked as though there was going to be another little boy." PROFANE sweariog never did any man good. No man is the richer, or happier, or wiser for it. It cotnmends no one to any society, It is disgusting to the friend; abominable to the good; insulting to those with whew we associate ; degrading to the mind ; unprofitable, needless, and injurious to society. Tins immortal hero of the Dutch Gap Canal is to be set to music. A Lowell poet has written the first verse and will soon finish the remainder: Ben Butler was a soldier brave, A soldier brave was he; He had for silver:spows and slob, A par-ti.al•i•ty. Butler speaks of the "issues hanging ea the deeihion of the hour." When his tarn comes, he will be hanging upon the decision of judge.—New York World. . Is it not rather probable that " the beast" will some day be found hanging with a rope around his neck ? A Leavenworth papersays: A Kansas City editor went skating the other day, and s lipped into an air hole. Dim ears caught on the edges of the ice, the hole not being big enough to let them through. They partially froze and will be amputated and used for door mats." Assuml o tt VINYL'S, IF YOU NAVE IT NOT. —" Mr , utler—l assume one theory, Mr. President, end the counsel assumes an. other." " Mr. Evarte—l follow testimony ; assume nothing." —[lin peachmenctrial. A MAN with an inveterate habit of talk ing to himself. when asked why, ma be had two reasons; one, he liked to talk to a sensible mon ; and the other, he liked to hear a sensible man talk." Ladies who have a disposition to punish their husbands should recollect that I little warm sunshine will molt an icicle sooner than a north•cast gale. OF all the young women mentioned In the Bible, Ruth seems to have treated her sweet heart the worst. She pulled his ears and trod on his corn. Tim N.Y., Express thinks the young la dies have Suddenly become musical, as each carries a brass band on her head. Tax first " bus in America, after muob discussion, has been decided to have been Columbus. PIIAM is the evening star of the soul, ♦irtnc i 3 its eon, and the two are never far apart. " Ku dark," as the old baehelor said to his dyed hair, A MAv who make % lolihle , l I , y big pen 15 often penuileK.,