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Ikeler, J. Wowd, COlector—Beidatnin Ilirtalati. N EW STU% I!: AND TIN SllOl l . ON MAIM e4TRIIKT. (NEARLP OPP'HIV: MI L LEK'S Kroll ) IMMUAISSUR PA. TM: utoirrolontot halo ost, fitted op, nod opetooi too no* ST I'VE AN DTIN NI IMO P t i n this pinery, where he is prepared to make hp new T 1; WARP: of 311 kinds its his lino, and do r..Pitir• 1.1 with heftiness oh.l disteaeli, upon the meat 11 , 11• alin Ole terms, Ile also keeps In hand ATOVE4 al ear1 ,, 410 patterns and ,tyleo, which he will Oen Upon terms to suit nurritimsrs. ial%o ht."" /it Ile is n stm4 Ifiethank, 71114 serving of th ,9101 c patronage. JACott SfETZ. misborig. Sep/ 9, 14411,—1y, pi. ‘ tsToit• Fon .SALE The wide/reigned in ahem fitting op a A th” VENN rUnNACI: MI 1.1 s, nuA v. ott the wet tie fiNt; inSis (11 , :41: Novia Scotia iVhite Platoter, ;irefiskrea reaily for use to Ittoottries to rod porch:is r co, at any time from the first or March lieu J. 3, NIrNINCII. k:utun Jan..JJ, 1,,G1 BOUT ANI) SHOE Sin' P 11,:+pertfolly iufnruia ltt petrlie that he it tine.7pre pm,' IA manufacture all kitads of fin BOOTS AND SHOES, In at the LOWEST moan ardiro and in thr. vr,ry Mr. Girton, (kk to Writ -F :1:5 had tuktiv yarns of o , lt , . 00.1 1 t'Xito ithattoll for pool work, iwt,paty and b.iltrpt I' !, it; /NI tinworpkAked. Irk Plat , f bu.inoss on Swab Goat 0,141i5:r of Main and iron rtrerts, 4 , V.r J. K. Girwo's Stow, Mio , rok4kurk„ oe. RI, Pqrti —4us ~; ~~r,KS MOTEL, GlO. W. !HUGER, Proprietor. Tie , ahoy« wellitnewo hotel has recently 1111401 , vim radieaf Changes to its internal arraoltemetit*, slot it* fitahrietet etttethimet to his tertuoo Ctittinn end the treeelhelf pl44e that his accommittlatie* for the ermine', of his guest* hie 000004 10 Mew in the tie/hill. 11111 1140 will always he foino ',tied, too only with solo:ward heel, hot with *I the defirarioo of the 004.0 e, 111 Woe and Iftnnre t . .. , tropt that impel:if heVethee known as 'A ikery.'s porehastsit direct time the importing looses , are en. melt' phi.", and free rum ail tha t amtata ding*. lie thatittlet for n litienti pat motive in the part, and euntittue to deserve it in the future. =MN=I tuna 13. 1064.—tt. ANri itM'AIR SUO'; TIM, natter/ivied yrnitlel ino/t re/pertfolly an. runtime to the ptH/He etivrally, that he is prepared to exernta all knot/ of MACHINERY. at JP) EN' atiIARFLES•O FOUNDRY. in thoorn/hurit. where he ran always he fo u nd ready to do all Mad/ of repair ing. Int hiding Thee4ing Me - bine*, and in ehort. alt Mind. of Fannin* Cienrila ALS.), 'EC RNINO AND FITINO UP CASTINO AND M ACHINERY. done nn .bort notice, in a goad n orimianlike man het. upon the tuna rieoroothfr lerstoi. 1114 long eaperiente in the 1,11.'11..0 as foreman in the shop 01 I.ettle H. Matta of* tiee, for over Ulan year/. warrant/ n an it the can erne emirs oxti.hterton to all who may faro, huu with thei. wet*, Monnisburg. Nov. 1. 1466. INVENTORS' OFFICES. VENNI:Mt & EVANS, civil Engineers and Patent Solicitors. No, 414 %V A 1.% T :ern ELT., Pim. tsnanti PATENTA pry li ejtea—refi Mi tatiS Crigkuerritig 01l maratho n and aketrber,tiothdr and Multi nory ter all Motivator. and itillAitly attended to. '4l , mA:it ottrittion 'weft to h l.113:11 t,Atrlsand INTEt• Anthrotic Uigtioa o( all tiocutonots from Patent *Orr imwor,4l. 11. OVe youra.trett +hole trouble and traV• etitte eXpensecti4 Otero! 10 ntractnai need (or persMl. at Intorviaw with at. All tataloo.ta with thooo tnn. WO calk ho tcitt.arttat in writing. For (archer in for. tlital4lllillreCi MI above, with stamp enclueed for CUNT With retereUre#. April 1 1 ALLON OUSP 4 rrnr: Ktiborawr havtog palely ad the ..rallen Houee." is LOCK 1114 V EN, Pa., Property E. W. !holy. Eau., wouhl gay to tho from& he Howie, his acquaintances, and the pub , tic tworrully, that he itlfrtidl4 to “keep a Itirtat., with the actouitatidatione And entailing of . a Narita, and humbly outwits their patronage, 1. OTT ENEIEK, Late or the Madison Howie, Ph Aladelphin, Lock Eiweu, Wei Sid, tttta m ISS LIZZIE PETER3LAN, Would Immure to the Whey ni Monalybarg and the public generally, that Yhe has just received tyota the ttaatern ceiet her Spring And Summer Flock Of MILLINERY GOODS, eormisting fi ail nrtiele* nenally found in Arm claim Millinery Biome, per goods are of the heel quality and among the most handsome nod ebtateem in the musket. Call and exaunioe thane for yousieteee, Nobody should earthase ~tam nm ose tome examin • jut Mine nod( 0 , 1 goads Befineld made In owlet, no the shertmt nom*, or repaired, tenor on Main Arm*. 3d dour below the store of MendeiMall k Rupert, Bloomsburg, May St, IFhiQ—lf. NEW TOBACCO STORE. IL IL lIUNSBEIIGER. Ma 14 SOtt 2, &l ow €1 "-tau rican Howe,- 116002UntiRG I PA" iYwnrn 64 Swap* nn hand, and forniAno to tit. holm. and anent .1 trade, at littlad..llo4n (I,,west) FINE fin' AND PLUG TODACCO4,, DOMCSTIC AND I NPolVrEn rlr %R Ai , kind.. of SiIIOKIAG ‘oil 4.-. 4k, ofre NtoPraehnow end arpir WIRO '11 0 "t mid MI it fr ' s ri P infs t ril ib lit i a ll il F:t h r: , t 4 ,711,1:; 4 in tip firm ionic fp.w. t: , .t0r. , 04, would do W. in imp hi , e ftli in ~ , • pendide to th't 6604 Mr every , rthig liwy "ii . , , porch-I.w, a ih.a eoltrittp pmliistr. ,',i, ~ ..u. ow V ,ittif, 3m. .-,-. pomading p, tutocrat. IS PUIII.II.IIIED 'NEM' WEDNESDAY IN 111 10M$flC It 1, PA., DY TGPMA.-- nil fin in *thinner. If not peed within 011 X MO TI'S, tie felts addition*, will he charted. ii I` . Wirt 41110Thitn004 MOOa l t nUMITtI#A# UM paid eaeept at Oa *Okla of the editor. it.vms or ADVERTISII4). 'IAA Lilco , rovilThrtt: A AtIPARIL this opiate NM Or HMO ittAertiOno . Ltmry eubxuquuru iuxirrtinll Icor than oPAcit. In, Um. :lg. Um, flo, square, IA) :1 IV 1 4,00 0.00 MO Two squares, 3.00 5,t.0 6,00 OM I alio Three 3,00 7,0 0 4 .50 i',llo Irijitt rmir siquarpo, m.flo 10.11 KM 10.a0 MA) 11.110 14AN1 Is.oo 1 311 Ur. rolitnin. 14.0f.1 IN 00 00 op 30.00 MOO mut Adtublistritoro Notke. .... . I= 1.41101, fidleor. tO, 111091(41 ateOrding OpOCINI - • A4[4(1111 110.01,,/s noticoo, without advori lir went, tWowly. t.'•r l`ron.i,ut udoorthwinents payable in nil% mire nil fifitent doe tho flat IlLoterflon, r 7. 0E1141; —in dnivo'o Block, Cor. of Main thin Irmo S;rooig, Address, W. IL JACOBY. Monmi&on, Columbia County, Pa TINE :MAIDEN TO THE MOON. Iu the culler beneath the hyettniore tree? Tu4:4 nothing anti. 4, you know very w ll' t Mom !----yon know, A long time nuo, You kft the sky and dese , qelefl below, 4 tt a t , iininier's night. By your own sweet light, To meet your End) inion on Latino., height Ana ilwro. 0 Moon s. Ytat gave him a lanai. Vtat l'ilhure. have antutkal at Holm 'Tole= nothing Heinz only the 0C giving— and taking—an hutment S.ooe elmrl6li lout. Who uas spying Went mat,b, , ,i—and so it got out; Ilot 14 the gohl The ..ea eouhl hold, ) ?Ikea ;—I woul d n't have gone and told )tom--don't tell H' whet beret 3lv lever me in the leafy dell ! Ik i honest and true, remmber, too, n „., , , nly behaves like your lower anal you? IFront Rut ledge's (lirWiwi Annual. We must have a lemon or two. S a to," she saga. and so, thotrit Id ink 41.1%1 to toy pipennd drop or beer, I ;Yu tip again. and I says, "now I tell you what it is, lass, it's just two miles to the town, and it snows like fury, .40 if you can think or auything else' pot want, just stty so, and I'll get it the ~ m4O time," worth while to if “nevermind, and I'll make shift without. But, 0!' she cried all at unto, "l'ather's coming to-morrow, and you've no tobarvo." Well, rd never thought about that, for when I'd fuel my fingers in the liltle,iar there se-med enough for me, even if the next day was elnistma-; day; but with compaby why there would not be half enough. So that settled it, and I got my stick and hat, when Polly declaired I couldn't g,-• out such a night like that without something round toy neck, so she tied a comforter round twice, elome up to my no t e and ears. "Now. don't be silly, Sam." she rays. - IVdy, wat'- , silly. - I says. "Why, your being mull an old goose, and making so uneh fuss after being married all these months. Now e let me go, do, - she says. liut I didn't, course, but help her 14 just a few moments while I looked down in her laughing eyes that seemed to have grown brighter since we'd in arried ; and then I smoothed,—no I didn't, for no hair could have been smouther.—T i asscol my:rongb, ehopped-about old hand down the bright shinyjudr that I felt so proud of, anethen kissed both her pink cheeks. and felt seuu how half glad, half sorrowful, fur it seemed to me that I was too happy Ihr it to last. - There now," she says, at last, "make haste, there's a dear, good boy! and get back ; perhaps I shall be done by that time. and then we'll have a snug bit of supper." Lint I couldn't get away, somehow, but watAted her busy fingers getting ready the things for the next day's dinner,—chopping suet, stoning plums, mincing peel—and all in such n like, neat, clean way, that, it was quite enjoyable. Sr UNUIII76 II ASSERT "Now, do go, Sam," mho says, pretending to pout, "for I do want you buck so bud:. So I made a start or it, unlatched the door, when the wind came roaring in, laden with flakes of snow : the sparks rushed up the chimney, the Candle flickered, while Polly gave MO jUbt one bright look and nod, and then I shut the door. But there—l couldn't get away even then, but went and stood loy t h e window for a minute, where. little branches of holly were stuck, ',listen ing green, and with scarlet berries amongst the prickly leaves ; and there stood look ing in at the snug, bright, warm kitchen, with Polly making it look ten times more warm and bright. It wasn't that it was a handsome place, or well furnished,— for those sort of things don't always make a happy home',—but plain, bumble, and poor as it was, it seemed to mo like a palaco ; and after watching my lass for a few minutes as sloe was busier than ever,—now frowning, now making a little face at her work,—now with a bright light in her eye, as something s eemed to please her,—l all at once thought to myself, and, what's more, I says to myself, "Sam Darrell," I says, "why, what a don key you arc, not to get what you want and make haste back !" which, when you my BLOOMSBURG, COLUMBIA CO., PA., WEDNEMAY MA kJIIDI 'II`ILLI4IIIIO3I 11. JACOBY. JOHN U. SAXE 4) Moon! dill pot see, 3ly lover anil me Whatever th , lo, Moon—don't teli— Ili A SORE STRAIT• milder that it was snowing bard, blowing hard, and that where I stood the snow-drifts was over my knee«, while inside there was everything a reasonablo workingman could wish thr, you'll say was, just about the truth. So I gives myself a pylAtngether, hitches up my shoulders, its head down to Nee the wind and tote blinding snow, and then, with my bands right at the bottom of' my pocket, off I goes. N o w, w e 'd been together into the town that night to bring home a good basketful of Christmas cheer ; for even if you do live in the black country, amongst the coal mines and furnaces, and work as pit car penter at making brattices and the different wood-work wanted, that's nu reason why you shouldn't spend a merry Christmas and a happy one. lint now there was this tobae co and the lemons to get ; and from where we lived, right across the heath to the town, being two miles, and me being alone, I made op my mind to cut off a corner, so as to get pack sooner. So I turned out of the road as soon as 1 was out of the colliery village, made sure of the town lights, and then, taking my stick under my arm, set off at a trot to the loft of the old pits. The wind was behind me nou', and though t:ie snow made it hard work walking, It wasn't long before 1 was trudging like a white shirty through the town streets, then thronged with people, when I goes into a shop, and, after a good deal of waiting. gets my lemons and tobacco, pays for 'cut, and starts off home. - it Assoon as I wa4 out of the town again, 1 gets out of the road to take that short on, and now I began to find out what sort of a eight it was, for the wind was right dead in my teeth, while the way in which the show into wy eyes W:IS something ter rilde, lint I fought my way on, setting up an opposition whistle to the wind, and t'linkin2; about the warm fireside at home. with the snug supper•tahle. and then I thought of what a blaming it was in a hard winter to live dose to t h e pit's mouth, aid get plenty of'coal for next to nothing. We could afford a good fire there, such as would dicer the heart of soup , of the London p a n•, while wages were not so bad. Every now and then I had to stop and kick the snow oil my boot-soles, for it col lected in hard balls, so as to make , walking harder: then, not having the town lights to guide inn I found I'd wandered a bit out of the track, so that the ground grew rougher and rougher. and fume 11)::1, bled. The wind heat w.moe than ever, the snow blinded nit so, that T could not look out for tho ~t * and at last I tea's to } do; a• a foolish Odin, ;, t: al ,r t cut. But then • to be and stinn- lilt iii , bled : but : • ..,.,, wanking for Nom e time, I was obliged to own to myself that I was lost in the snow. "Stuff and nonsense!" I says the next min ute. ;old then I had a look mom d to try and make out v, here I was. for 1 knew every foot of almost. but nothing could I see but :now Ildling almost like in a sheet all round inc, so that I could only see a few feet each way, while the snow where I stood was nearly up to my knees. I listened, but there was nothing ti be heard lut the whistling of the wind, I shouted, but the cry sounded tnufHod and close just as if I bad been in a cupboard, then I walked a little one way, and then turned and went another, and at last, to my horror, I Ibutal thatJ was regularly confused, and could not make out in what d'reeth n lay town or village, while the snow covered in every , footmark in a very few minutes. . Now. I did not feel alarmed, only bother ed and confused ; firr I felt sure that, it' I kept on walking, I must come to some place or another which I knew, unless I walked right out on the great waste, where I might go for miles and miles without find ing, a howe, but I was hardly likely to get there. the thing I most cared for was my poor gal at home getting upset about me, awl thinking that I'd stopped in town drinking with some mates, being Christmas eve, when I'd promised her over and over again most faithfully that I'd always have my drop of beer at home. "'here's no danger, that's one comfort," I said, - unless I run bang into the canal : and even then I shall know where I ant," 1 says, "so that won't be such a very serious matter," and then I tried again to make out where I was, but the snow came down inure than ever, and at last, feeling worried and cross, I started off afresh its hard as I could go, when all at once 1 let go of my stick, fur I felt one foot slipping, and, as I felt it go, a fearful thought came across my mind. With on agonized cry, I tried to recover myself, but, from leaning forward to face the wind, this was impossible, and then shrieking out:— "My liod, it's the old pit!" I was falling and rolliu down—down into the black dark ness. It was like being in Anne horrible dream, awl fir a moment I fancied it might be; but no, there I was falling faster and faster for a length of time that seemed without end, as I waited for the coming crash when I reached, the bottom—to be found :tiler wards a mutilated corpse. I thought all this and much more, as I fell down the sloping shaft of the coal pit, and then came a tremendous splash as I Was plunged down beneath the .icy water which roared and thundered in my ears. I had been down pit after pit in my time, working in the Amite at the wood cuing, snaking new or repairing the old, perhaps half-way down, hanging in a ungo, or Tiled been working at the traps and doors in the most dangerous parts, whore you might hear the gas hissing through between the seams of black slaty shale, but I never befbre knew so hideous a sense of fear as c,:,ml over mc, when, rising to the surface of the water,= I struck out, as if by instinct, for the Si4le, and then, clinging to the roughened wall with one hand, and with the other thru,t into n Fort of hole, "I remained for a few evetm.l4, panting and half mad, up to my neck in the cold water, while the dark ness was terrible. It is impossible to describe the horrible thoughts that came hurrying through my mind as it' to unnerve me,—thoughts of foul chucking gases, of fearful things swimming about in the black water, or of horrid mon sters lurking about in its terrible depths ready to drag the under and drown me; but, worse still, as I began to recover myself a little, were the calmer thoughts of the length of time I could hold on there without becoming numbed, and then slipping off and &Ailing. I shouted, and the sound went echoing up the shaft with a horrible unearth ly tone that made me tremble. I cried again and again till I was hoarse, but I knew all the while that it was useless, for there was not a cottage for at least a mile, and then terror seemed to gut the better of' no., as I felt that there, in the midst of that fearful darkness, I. must drown and then sink to the bottom of this old, old, worn-out coal-pit; while no one, not even my pour with, would know of toy tide. With the thougths of my wife, came thoughts of the pleasant scene I had so lately gazed upon, when something almost like it sob seemed to come front toy heart. and then value weak despairing tears, but I roused up and shouted again and again, throwing my head buck to try and see the mouth of the pit, but, though imaginatiou peopled the darkness with horrors, there was nothhig around but the intense blackness; while, to add to my despair and terror, I could feel that my hands were slowly slip ping from their hold. I swain slowly along, striking toy right hand against the side at every stroke, but after a few stroke., it did not mach anything ; and then, striking out more boldly, I swam on, turning to this right with a ray of hope in my heart, for I knew that I was on the level of one of the old veins, and, though swimming farther into the bowel: of the earth, yet I had net the horrible de, 0 , o' the shaft, under me, wh'l core long, I should rind hottom tor toy too t. All at once my hand tonohe the side, then I raised one up, and could touch the roof; and then, slier a few more strokes, 1 let my feet down slowly, and limml the bot tom, but the water was to my lip ; still, by swimming and wading, I soon stood where it was only to my 11141,11 e: and now, paus ing to rest for a while, I leaned up against the side, and. in the reaction that came on aga i n , cr ied weakly and like the despairing wretch I was. By degrees, the heavy panting of my heart grew le , : painful, while heated with the ex onion, I did not feel the cold, but soon an icy chill crept over me as I stood there listening to the low echoing "drip, drip, drip," of the water far away to my right.— Racking thoughts, ton, oppressed me, and despairing, I felt that there was no chance of my being discovered, since, to keep olive I must penetrate farther into the mine, rt. , orli even from where I was then, it was, whetter Illy coil he heard. ; knew ver) well where I wa4, it v..ry dtt:e t:atlic lay by the old pig. mouth ; while the next day being Christmas made the chances less. But would not my wife give the alarm, and would not there be a .sear eh ? Surely, I thought, there must be hope yet; and then in a disconnected, half wild way, I tried to offer up a prayer for succor. Not standing—not with my hand resting upon the wall—but kneeling, with the water rising to my neck ; and I rose again stronger, and better able to think. And now I began to look within, and to think of the dangers I haul to encounter.. As to there being things swimming about, or anything terrible to attack me, my common KIM told me that there was no cause for fear in that direction ; but the next thought was a terrible one, and nay breath came thicker and shorter as I seemed to feel the effect of it already,—"Was there any foul gas T' But I found that I could still breathe Pre vly, and by degrees this fear went off; while, summoning up my courage, I waded on -splash-splash" in the echoing darkness, farther and further into the mine, always with the water growing shallower and shal lower as I receded from the shaft; and at last I stood upon the dry bottom, but with the water streaming off 111 r. The place did not feel cold, while as I sat down I could not but wish that my clothes were dry. for they clung to me till I stripped a part of them off and wrung out the water, when I felt on putting them on again com paratively warm. But what a position I Trembling there in the midst of that thick darkness, with a wild imagination peopling it with every imaginary horror, I lay des pairing, till, with the thought strong upon me that I was buried alive, I began to run recklessly about, now dashing myself violent ly against the sides, now tripping over the fragments that had fallen from the roof, till at last the splashing water beneath my feet warned mo to go book, when, with my bead feeling almost on Ike, I crawled back to lie panting amongst tho coal and slate. All at once I recolleeted the tobacco and put a wet piece in my mouth, and after a time it ;armed to calm me. :o that I could it and think, though at times I would have, given worlds to have run away from my thoughts. How time went I could not tell ; but it seemed after a while that I must have slept, !Iv I leapt up all at once with the fancy strong upon me that I had beard.olly calling : but though I strained my cars to listen, there was nothing but the "drip drip" of the water ; while I feared to call out, for the sound went echoing along, so that it seemed to be repeated again and again, till I felt to creep with dread. Many hour's must have passed, for a heavy, dull, sleepy feeling oppress me as I lay there, numbed bodily and in mind : but at length I started up thoroughly awakes feeling certain that I had heard a cry which seemed to have whispered like in my ear. I sat up trembling, when again thene came the slung faintly heard as it caw along the top of the water, and then I gay() a iota despairing shriek fur help three times, and then tainted. When I Mille to again, it seemed like waking from a dream ; and I felt that von fused that I could hardly believe that I was not in my own room at home ; but as I sat up, the thought of' where I was came upon me :main, while like a faint, buzzing, whis pering 'wise, I could hear voices. To rouse up and give a tremendous shunt was hut the work of a moment, when my heart rose, for it was answered, though but faintly. and knew that 1 was being :ought fir, awl sat listening. But soon f crew impatient, and began wading into the water, en as to be once more nearer to the living creature, ; and I. waded on and on till the water was up to my chin and I email hardly stand, when 1 shouted again, and now I could hear the reply quite plainly. After a while i AMY a faint light flash along the wall, and knew that a piece of something burning had been east down the pit ; and then again and again f saw similar flashes, while I stood there trembling lest I should sink from exhaustion and be drown ed. lint now something far more reviving came, fig, like a star shining along the water, I could see the light of a lantern that had been lowered down, as it swung slowly about at the mouth of the passage ; while at length dose by it I saw something move, when I felt choking, as I knew that a man had been lowered down, and was swinging beside the lantern ; while, when his 'voice came ringing 11101Ig the passage with a cli -ry are you, Inute? '' fur it few my head swam, and I couldn't a saver. - Can't you get to me?" he says, after I had answered. "No !" I says, "I aren't try to AWitil it.' "Then I must," he rays ; anal then he shouted out "Slack out," and an echoing splash came along to my ears. "How far is it?" he says. "About sixty yards," grasped; and then he stopped and called out to me to keep up my heart, and he would soon be back ; when shouting to those above, he was drawn up owe more, eotl it seenicil hours before hoard the mould of his voice again ; directly after, I could see the lantern corn ing towards me, and then I've a recollec tion of seeing some one with a light splash ing about in the water, and of having some thing tied under my arms which floated me up till I was pushed along So the mouth of the passage, where 1 can recollect clinging to the rope, made fast around me ; and then I was swinging about and knocking against the rough styles of the shaft, while a voice at my ear kept saying, "Cheer up, n►atey !" Then in a sort of sleep I hoard people talking, and some one said, "Here, catch hold of these life.helts !" and it seem ed like the voice of the man who came down to me. But the next thing I recol lect is lying in my own bed, with some one sitting at the side, as she used to all she could for the next three days; and told me, she did at last, of her horror when I did not conic home, and of the search next day ; but there were no footsteps on the waste on account of the snow, so that no ono would have searched there, had not a boy been seen with my walking-stick, which he had found sticking up in the snow by the old pit's mouth, just as I must have left it when I fell into the fearful gull which held we Ibr two long days! ii= AP -Zr .1u old woman 0114 Molllllbuill observ ed two men pumping up water to wash the deck, and the captain king near by, she accosted him as lidlows : captain, got a well on board, eh?" "Yes ma'am, we always carry one," said the polite cap. tain. "Well, that's clever. I always did dislike the nasty river water, especially in the dog days," VS.. The Newburyport /kmla tells a story of A newly married couple who attend ed a launch in that city. A staging gave way and let the gentleman into the water. Before ho was rescued his wig came off and floated away. When he was pulled oat, bald and drenched, his wife refused to recog nize him, and besought the crowd that they would save her husband, pointing frantically to a bunch of hair drifting down the tide. CArrtovs.—A wealthy bachelor having had one or two suits for breach of promise, now replies to any young lady who wishes a few moment's private conversation "No, you don't madame. It cuts me to the heart to be compelled to doubt the hon orableness of your intentions, but that sort of thing is played out. My rule is impera tive, and if you have ray businen with me, it must be transacted in the pressman of two witnscres 1, 1867. Education In the Printing °Mee. The late witty Mr. Brown (Artemus Ward) has lea, among other directions in his will, that a youth, whom he had adopted, should be sent to college, but that before be ing sent there, he should be put as an ap prentice in a printing office, "that he might ascertain how little he knew, and hoW portant it was to learn." This was a most sensible provision for the , lad, fur we can conceive of no plum better oalculated than a printing office to tomb a boy the practical parts of an education, Mr. Brown knew well how little is often learned at school of even the plainest sub jects which all ought to know thoroughly. A great many boys of sixteen cannot write a page of note paper without several glaring mistakes in grammar and shelling, and as to punctuation, that is a thing that. not only youth, but often older people, know but lit tle, if anything about. A lad put to setting typl makes but a bail out of it at first, With the greatest care be makes many mistakes, and it. takes some time to get him to set typo rapidly and ow redly, In the process of learning to "compose" as setting type is technically termed, the youth insensibly acquires the habit of spell ing and punctuating correetly, and improves his grammar by constant repetitions of cx • 1011ples of well constructed English. We have often seen practical printer, avler, had reeeived no regular education, who nev ertheless could put to the blush those who hati thousands spent upon their instruction, and who, though in college they had learn ed all the "elegies." could not construct dceent English sentence, In addition to this thorough instruction in what may be called the elements of edn. cation, the printer, if observant of what he is "composing," can collect iu a few years a va.t body of information on almost any subjeut ; for it is astonishing to consider what an amount of knowledge of all seen is con tained in the columns of a daily paper. Moreover, so much of a literary and sci• ' , milk , nature comes under view in —vont plking," that the young printer necessarily aoquu•es, at least, eoteish of the various de partments of knowledge tilikaelnee him to investigate mote deeply, and the same para graphs which excite his desire of iuereasing his stores of inthrniation, will diereet him to the best sources from which lie may de rive Venerate] more methodical instruction. These facts and reasons explain why prin ters are generally, a- a Pla: so Weil inform ed, and why so many men of distinction in our land begun life at ''the inflect], next to the Law, which is the great avenue to popular distinction, we believe that the Profession of the Printer has furnished by fur more men of political and literary die tinetion than all the rest of the profc-,ions put together. An Asylum for Prlnterr. It has been stated that this will or thc late Charles F. Browne (Irtenius Ward) provides that his property should be used after tho death of hir mother. in fbunding and asylum for printers. Mr. Browne left some 5,150,1 10, n stun by no means inconsider able, hut still hardly sufficient of itself' for the subject named. In view of this, the ('Mauro reitoot makes the following sug gestion : "We propose that the craft in all parts of the country, by a united resolve, provide that there be retained by the foreman of each newspaper and printing office, from the earnings of each journeyman, a sum equal to live mills upon each dollar of his weekly bill. This small tax, of one half ant on the dollar, should be paid over to a local treasurer weekly, and by him forwarded to a general treasurer to be invested until such time as the asylum fund will be available. The tax is A small one to each person, but in ten years time, if properly invested, with its earnings, would constitute a fund equal to the establishment and the endowment of an asylum equal to the demands of the craft, and worthy of the men whose infirmities of body make then► its inmates," Ml= DESERVES I 'mv-turnm.—The miserable cowardly wretch who steals his neighbor's paper. May his dreams ho married by the mewing of a thousand eats, his waking hours be haunted by the appariation of departed skunks, his thirst be slaked with ceyenuc pepper and Jersey lightning, may his pants be full of spnnish needles, and he turned over to the tender mercies aa' thousand Norway rats and mice. This -is expressly intended for the low born wretch who steals neighbor S— -'s DEMOCRAT. Why steel his paper? We furnish the DEMOCRAT at $,OO per annum, a sum which is in the possession of every person. I= In a certain town in Michigan B—a very good sort of man, who once in a while unintentionably gets off something pretty pod. fle attendtd a political meet ing during a recent campaign, where the gentleman appointed to the chair made a long 'ambling speech which very much dis gusted B . After the meeting was over he gave vent to his feelings in the following manner : "What business has C—(the chairman) to get up and talk so long." In these meetings they always appoint the poorest material they have to the chair--the man they don't want to hear speak. Why in Wisconsin where I came from, I was (*air man more than titty times. M' AWO advertimo in a Glasgow pa paper that elm maple gentleman "for brealthat and lOa." %EVER GIVE VP. Many a premature death has canned in consequence of giving up. The sick person bottoms dbasourntrod, thinks he is going to die. middies. Friends think they have done all they could, death is inevitable, and let disease take its otiose. There can be to doubt but that in many sneh eases hope still cherished, and the persevering use of ratans, might have saved useful lift.. do also its the struggles of life, Ties first speech of Disraeli in the ifonse of Corn mons was a complete failure, his speech iG is said, being stifled in the derisive laugh ter of the Iloase, ale thus clotted shall sit down now, but. the time will coma when ;-on will hear me." Numbers havp sunk into in.ignitkance under a less rebuff. Disraeli was made of sterner stuff. Though it took hint seven years to recover from his disaster, he redeemed his promise, and on becoming ebansellor of' the exchequer, clad in the same ParfllVlltS he had worn at the time of his renowned failure, delivered to a closely al,emblatte the most brilliant and the ablest Image, speech that had been heard there since the day: of William Pitt.' ' Everyteely should that he i , humor. tap until, his worL is done. "Try again," is as genii 114 the :Malt n • fur the child. if 9nvine , l that our '11 . 1 , 11V, the ,iflOn er it is reeein i eud the rea-.0 to drt evil ; hut h+ 'n fir the rit;hr, admit no d,,f n rotal. Welearn at timr.4 more from a 1:61.1 , . than a alai turn it tpl .,,, :fcrHo t sushi 5 h.,41 ever bq our aim. 1 . . , std hmyralple mean , , rely 01 the ultimate tritmiph er right, persevere the shirt ,deserve aml Failure will your Tim irro4olitte nnl hall'heartel Imo no gee to expect, 1 1 4 that would Only he a premium on imlweilit v, Una at Home. Don't be afraid (f a little fun nt pill mnit to ruin your let them think that all mirth and social voi..yntent neat b.., left to the thre4h old w:t lotto. when they come home at, night. wh o' home it regarded a+ only ti Mao , to cat. drink and ',loop in, the work is begun that end. in patubling houses and degradation. Yonne people must have fun and relaxation !..unieWilyg ir they do not find it at their own heartivenne., it will ho sought at other and perhaps lees profitable places. Therefore let the fire burn brightly at night, and make the homestead delight ful with All tlio.m , little atts that teexmts so perfectly understand. Don't reprrms the buoyant spirits of your children. lialf nn hour of merriment. round the lamp and firelight of a home, blots out thg remem brance of many a care and anuoyanee durinc; the day ; and the best safeguard they can take with them into the world is the unseen influence of a bright little domestie sanctum. V 3.. The Sunbury Gaze le and other Ne gro organs aro trying to make a rm.; over the fact that John Hughes, fornne>h• of Schuylkill county, Pa., has recently been elected too the North Carolina State Senate. 31r. Hughes ►teat Knuth in /8112 upon the outbreaking of hostilities, and fortltelNlow. reason: Ilis wife was a native of Nt rth Carolina, and the conduct of the highly edu cated, highly civilized and super•tlned and religious loyall people of I'enrn•ylvania who were her neighbors, was such that a lady from the South could not live at peace amongst them, and she was almost compelled to leave to escape the blessings of northern civiliza • Lion; and, of course, her lowband, as any men would have dom., accompanied her as natural protector when she should get down among the cannibals of the South! John Hughes is a nephew of Frank Hughes, of Schuylkill county, an able lawyer and a very prominent democratic politician, and what is said by these papers is said with the in tention of indirectly injuring Frank Hughes. They want to use John's record to injure Frank. MI their blowing amounts to noth ing, however, as the terms loyal and rebel aru played out or don't benefit or hurt any. body anymore. Besides, it will POOR be mere creditable to have been a rebel than a loyalist. We would rather to-day be Jeffer son Ibrvis in Fortress Monroe than Andrew Johnson in the Presidential ebair.—Selins vrocc Times. IZETI How Loser'.'- -A correspondent asks us how long is the infamous, unconstitutional annoying, prying, troublesome Income Tax, to continue °'' We answer, that rt 01 lot entioiotoctl too ! , pis the Republiroo party hold powor ! That party has discovered whnt they call "the resi.ttrov:l or the country." Having done so they intend to enjoy them ; and being in possession, obviously proceed as miners do, when they discover a golden gulch. They arc ,)•otlet'og preltorolions to stay—and this is what the Reconstruction and other bills in Congress really mean with a determination to get at the gold by all known processes, and if these fail, to in vent new ones among the miners. If it is contained in quartz, it must be "crushed out' ' of it. The Republicans being like the miners, the people are comparable to the quartz. They must yield their gold to sup ply the extravagancies of myriads of Re , publican tuz-gatherers, and pay Ihr the costly experimente in the government of the Re publican party, even though they are emished. Arjus, Sir "I wish I had your head, - said a lady one day to a gentleman who had solved far her a knotty point. "And I wish I had your heart," was the reply, "Well," said eke "linen your bead and my heart can arse, I do not see why they should not g into putstaskip." O. 10.