L. .L XX 1 • FICERS OF COLL3IIBI t CO. idea Judge—Hon. William Elwell. itiato Judges .— Trm " err ' l'eter K. Ilerbein. and Crk of Courts—Jese Coleman. ter and Revorder—Jiihn U. Frdsza. ( Allen Mann, tnissioners— -, John F. Fowler, Montgomery Cole. iff—Sumnel Snyder. sorer—John J. Stiles. Mini( Snyder, litors- L. 11 Rupert, John P. Hannon. imissioner's Clerk—Wm. Krickhaum. minis-loner's Attorney—E. 11. Little. 'ream ile Appraiser—Capt. (leo. W. Utt. unty Surveyor—lsaac A. Dewitt. strict Attorney—Milton M. Traugh. rover---William J. 1 kyles. my Stiperint.onlent—Chas. G. Barkley, . r Internal Revenue—lL F. Clark. John Thomas, I staid Assessor— S. J. H. Ikeler, .1. S. Woods. olleetor—Derdamin F. Hartman. iTEIV STOVE AS!) TIN 'SHOP. ON VI APV crr, AR IN oPPorkTk 1.1.1. AVA m'rottE.) 111.0oAMISLk ;. PA* NTH untlerogiowd fvt u d u p, and 0p,,,,d * nit* sTovE D TIN NH Or' 'No Warm. %In , re• 110 is 11f0pnred to tI , RiIN op ro , vk wing,,r •ict do rrpolr• k with follorfor nod florp drO, nooff iho hoof! rod. noblo lorfor, Mato° krep4 In bond BTiIVP,4 of 'mow loOtorfor and rtf,lt r, »fort* he will 1,0;i1 1111011 tk, COI Wltellit.,l-4, 1,, I a rani mechanic, and ite IVotir4 It* uvh kpattoliage Diuom*b4.s Rep , P. ISe4.—ly JEW LIAM DIiLSSING SALOON, A New flair Ato.t*thg, anti Ovine t 4 ttiohn. t o oth opened to f 4.• tr 'row• pow, yyb,..r.. Ail kings or work iu 1 , iotriletl.ift hue wlil ie• urxltY ;toot prikinittfy nt- Novo to It.littl.".l the ymthe Wfde 0( Ow Klte'et WWI 'I tl. (!( , tutu, thore is Iv) ri tho otrttot. .trotttlit the to to, to et.t. to the ..hop, Pair wok lototortettir , tl to t.rl• r. 1 tAitot wittlittot hew boir dusted to Vi Ater tot . or otherwise, Witt r withotzt r Mott, Witt bo ..ittettJell to by tt tatty, to trotroto .Ipirtttoot ryt. 11.1114.01.Wr the p'toth, M.llll Stott'', roar n r tunzbrrger's 7obarrorttoto Nuv.'44,1866. ESPY HOTEL, Espy, Colombia Co. Pa. ha undoroigneil having beeottio onie proprietor et 'Oil. ireti known IMO efillvent, , tly trwtted !Wilt pgpreathly Itatinft4 ht. frlenfio. 11/14 the pitittic fn emtral, that in , ha, put too hou-e to complete order er the ura unimoilation of iiiiiirdern, and for the ',cop. ton and voi,riaotit , ` lit of trite. Tern who may feel ispietiot to nivor it with their rilotoio. Nit ed 114.0.. 11(16 been owed nt propurioe toot ITToI for tho opt«, teinmcnl of etwo,to t fnn waffle* ohnii be woottpg, on Ilk pit, to to their pr(Hatili C.10106 1 1L The 'newton no well an the building. t• a good one, and alt tovstvt in amity urvwg-d to phqt”, Ih hoolie MALL. :tII:3ILY. ropy. April 11. lea ---tt pLASTER FOR SALE. The sn,!ersiguieJ is 001,3 fitting up a it the PENN FURNACE MILLI, o wl unr to IP. , put: tic ON iII:NPRIA) TONS LEST Nelda Seelig" While rimier pfnparnd malty far 111 , P to nunntitinf, to putt puffbal l ere, at any t i me from tan tuut of Attrrb next J.B. Nk.SINCII. eatavvium, inn. 23. PIO BOOT AND SHOE 6JlOl'. OSCAR P. GIRTON', Reapertfully informs the loathe that he is now - pre rued to nwntiCidnin all kinds of ftBOOTS AND SHOES, a t d i p LOWEST 11,:m . blo: Pries Cl short notice and in the very bent a n d Intvnt olvf«, Mr. (WWII, in* 11. W*41400,0.11 in 414.,0ut,.b0rt0 had many yarn of liner....4(til rsiwri. net with a reis otittion for good work, 1o:ropily and 11..110t4111e 4.1.!;& mit tinoutpawd. MP rive 011 Sollik kaet Comer of Main and ovr.ir J. K. thrum . ' Stow. 11101 411 610 44. 11 0. Ni. lorA —tho FORKS HOTEL GEO. W. MALGER, Proprietor. The ohcve welfk 'town lintel has recently under gone radical changer, in it. Internal arruop4rneut•, and Ira proprietor ontionores to bie former cloture and the travelling public, tine lit* neriturindatirri for the entiltort Or Ins Motel* ore a , raad to none iii the country. Hie tante will alwaye ho found row pried, not only with aulortantial food. but with al the &Ileum, of the nea.on, ttu wine oarit ihpriirr (alma, toot yalotear two-rade known an . .tictirery,' purchaaed direct front the tumor:toe linnee , , are en tirelv port., awl free ftt to polortratala artipt, He is thankful for a iih , tal V:04'01444. 61i the OW, and will continue to deserve it in the future. IMMME= Jun,: 13.10i-4—tr. „ 31ACIIINE AND REI'AIIt SHOP. TUI undersigned wand wort rerpertruhr so. nouticto Ir, the ptl l llla genere , l,E. that he is prepared to eseent , 1111 Hod,' of 11 Mil I Mt V, itt .11 100 . 1 i SHARMA:SS' PoUNDIt V • IPoonletiorg, where he ran el vests he toned reedy to do all tondo or 111/1111'. in. in t i ' 0,111 0: `meshing ATi . hines, nod to *toot, nil WWI , nl Fornitur, Vtenetl, A 1.: 40 . TOR VINO NO SITING t't . cArlrtNo AND MACHINERY. done on rhort notir , , in it good wort.iutoinhe woo 1101,. Upoll 1:111 most (4,41m(1111014 itlrtif r{. ezperl , •neo 111 MI bari ,,, ll .00 fr/Tl l llllllllll the shop oi lAwis N. Molls or this plum, for aver nine yesr , ,, wer , wits bell In *tying that he ego give eattre ratisf6r.tion to nit who 1110) tovor hint With thigh work. GLURGE lIAS2ERT Bloomsburg, N0v.21,, INVENTORS' OFFICES. & EVANS, Civil Engineers and Patent toolicitnra, Nu, 435 W .11.". CT B'f 1114:T , Pn.t.aaairma PATENTS solo ite..l—nere vele eit ion 8 on Coll neer int Itrpott;tt iut and ttatclirs, Hotlet4 anti Madtitwry 11( atl ktatl, atitott .1(.11.1111y attended to Srai al attmitton given to It EJLCTIII) CAtIES and I sTrit• Aotrwiller copies of all DOCUIllentP NOM rtkiettt. erffi re N. h.--Save eisitte,it tt , ttiltle and trait' glint eXttft.io.ts..t% t" , •rt, w o" nctuai need for person. at %oh t 1.4. Alt bonnet.* with liittatt cita eau be trim »a rt,..1 in wrsttae. For farther lorqr• )nation 01 , 0 an above., with stamp eucluted for eir • Olaf wtth rt.krette,ti. April lei, l ,—ly.--J W. FALLON HOUSE. purchßsed 1h• LOCK 11/114:31, Pa., tlPosty of r.. W. Moony, Esq., would sky to the deaf the Howts, hos sequslotattotto, had tho pot) ponitolly. that he toot nos to "twit ot litetsit t t tto stossontwistions and comforts of a Honig a antear aultrite attar patronage. J.MIRK. , Late of the Ntaalsort House O , rr Ph tads pitta. WI Haven, Ilse, *h. JOWL ...—... NISTRATOR'S NOTICE. lea/ 11,1 w, late qf Centre num ' , fdtl, o , llmlnletretion on the eetele of Leah t:etitre Townitip, Columbia Gnat an grunted by the itrelrter of ph robe, roehlhon In the tosvnehlp Selled. All pore.ne having Online en %me 'lied 1u yreaent thomooloaa for those Indebted to the eltete Mill . VIM Wills iWaguilitutew. JOlll/1,11 POlll. 6 .4%. oda% I". ~, BLOOMSI3tRG Vtoontoiturg . prinocrid. IS 1111LIslIED SVERY WEDNESDAY IN 111.0oNSIWIDI, PA, DY WILL! AMNON H. J ACOMIC TEIII I / 4 4 .-411.1 ea in edvenro. If not paid wdhin ttlX Mtleallet. ~01 r ents additional will he chanted. No !min.( th.enotiotted antic 411 struiitiepe ire paid towla at the °Wien if the castor RATES Or Auvornstso. 1.1Kg4 rattatirt.; a 4 ebuikae. rine spare OM. of 101.0 inf1..111 4 014 .... EVNIV Stib*CqUent insertion le** Wan 13.... ewe. I*, i 4. os. Ott. le rlxe 1.1 1 1 1 14 0 . e,te 3en 1 _,4 1.9 (100 I R. 00 Two agaves, aOa a 0,450 I 9.04 le Pa Tame 0,00 I 431 0.30 PA)! )alai rOtir ulna fro, PAO i Oa Ualf coma.**, in,Ont 11 00 114 01 110 as I 00A0 Doe l au UU 30.00 I 30,410 Elocittorio nod A,lmislieratle* Notitu A oil nor'. Not .. ~, . .. ... . . trrbnr odvurtiweM4ate ill be t rod according to irriinial ItuAineev ;unfree. without wirerlivement, twenty. cert. per Imo. Prawdent Advertisements payable in adt dime all milere due niter the tirrt tit.wrigon, tr 7. tWVICE.—in Mover Murk. COL ht SUMS and Lon Streets, Address, W. 11.14riltlY. Mootreiborg, COI/01bn Ceitiity, Pa Tine little fortn4 in the twilight grey, Seanning the shadows neru 4 the way, Six little eye,—lnur Llie..k. two 1,111.1- 1 rimful o r and hat.pineb.:, too, fin. pa. May, with her plapi , l and thoughtful brow, fluvtlo fare beniiiiny viith brie just nu Willie. the rogue. w loving and gay, !....tetti.ilig 8 kiss from his sister May— Wa telling for pa, J !Mut: METZ Sallie, with her ringids of sunny hue, Cosfly nestled bast woi the two, Pr''4lig Lureluaik against the window pane Wishing the td, , ,ent one Wine again, Watching. ho pa. How they gaze at th pnrs by ''lles coming att last r they gaily cry, 'Try 11 , 3i11, my pet=, - eXatilllS AlltiNt7llie add, -Piety's the ttilight 4tar, Watching' for pa." Jack nods and smile., a4z with bui feet, Ile liglits the lamps in their quiet street ; That sweet little grunp he knows full well, May and with golden haired Sell, Watching fur pa. Soon joyous rhout ,, from the win,low Feat, And ea,:or Vat* r fet.t ; Gay tow-ival chime* ring through the hall ; A manly eniee rwTotl , . to the call, "Welcome, pa !" triESTION3 FOR TILE VERI- The following series of questions, taken from the Pittsburg hat, are so poittted A tuni pregnant with until, that see publish them entire for the benefit of our I adital ('riend,.. Let all think:ng men read awl ponder : Will a clear strk am flow from a nonhly fountain? Will intelligent representatives be chosen by ignorant ne , , , roes? Do the people rule in this country ? Is it necessary that rulers should know anything either of political or moral duties? Did the slave holler who drew the Dec laration or the slave holders who adopted it, think of ;legroom as "men created their e q uals?" Did they not omit, the word - white, - for the carne reason that the liontans omitted front their laws punishment of parricide ; because they never thought of it, owing to the aboesniable na ture and absurdity of the thing? Does it requite any capability, to hear the excitements, and wield the powers, and ex ercise the responsibilities of self-govern mutt? In answering this, does a constant sense of the general corruption and weak ness of white human nature from an essen tial element? If so, is not the mental dif ference in races also t o be taken into ac count? Is the negro equal to the Canoussian, why has he always failed to profit bycontact with advanced society,'and remained a bar barian through more than three thousand years intercourse with the highest civiliza tion? Is there not a natural law that prevents the amalgamation of the black and white raves ; which prevents propagation beyond four or live generations; which also dhows its forte in the feeble constitutions of the hybrids? Does not the brain rapacity of the skull of the negro average 14 cubic inches less than that of' the white man? Is not the size of the brain the usual measure of men tal strength ? Did St, Paul contemplate the wiry, crisp wool of the uegrem, when he aohmadshol the women to let their hair grow long as a coverinit and an ornament? Did the Prophet, when he told men to blush for their sins, have in mind the black face of the negro which cannot blush? Are not all the colored races upon earth inferior to the white; and, of these races i s not the negro the lowest ? Ts it not our duty to use the reason God has given us, to judge of the fitness of things—to ascertain the groat moral and physical laws pertaining to races, and when ascertained to respect them? If it were intended pat the white should mix with the black race, why was the one made offensive to the se n ses of the other, and why is the offspring incapable of per petuation Y When the negro is with the white man, does he not fall naturally into the condition of a servant? Is he not contented with it Why then try to force him out of his natu ral place, and shatter society in attempting to do what is impracticable and rginous to both races? If the negroes of Alabamalnd Mississip pi were transferred to Massachusetts, so as to make them more humorous than the whites, would the "pastime' surrender their rights to the keeping of a negro ms BLOO THE WATCHING FOR 'tik 4 SBURG, COL jorky ? tho "pilgrims" like the odor of negrues in hot weather, no that they would wiA to mingle with them as social equals? Woro not the Southern States loyal, !modul i and prosperous, until annoyed, persecuted and tormented by abolition ngi• tutors from Now England 4 , 461 d would they ever have thought of secession, but for the long trespusses upon their constitutional right ? Is there such a thing as retributive justko in the moral government of the world ? If there is, is there not a long and fearful ac count to sPttle with New Englund it Stl ..o When New England holds her political advantages over the other States through their reverence for the Constitution, is it wise iu her to set aside, or to teach men to du so, for any purpose whatsoever? If re• speet for that instrument is lost, what guar antee have we for the presrvation of any of our rights? Dues not the whole strength of our government consist in popular affection and confidence? Can these be maintained in any other way than by a strict observance or the fundamental law; the careful main ten:ince of every right guaranteed by it; exampl e of obedience rot of by all in an. th , oity ; and the c o e vi e t;., n , p roven by ex . perienue, that the f4utelations of our tswial system are laid on the broad basis of general welbmeaning, without cetioual partiality? Is it discreet ha those who live in glass houses to throw stones at their neighbors ? Should men with beams in their eyes occa sion perpetual agitation about mutes in the eyes of other peupla ? As New En:rival ha. , run the u hole eoun try wail alsou le .ro; involved U 3 in a bloody war aliont him ; bolded. the nation with de,it :on't Mtn; destroyed hundreds or thousand+ of lives on hi:, ne:ount ; more than doubled the cost of every neeeisary of life in the same e..use; and uses hint as an excuse for ktatnpiwr the Constitution in the dust awl introducing every sort of danger ous innovation in tioveriaiwnt, we res;,eet ley call opal some of her modest unassum ing tooth to give a candid answer to these questions,. Will ti.intnet do it? Will Ban!, do its Will Ben. Butler do it'? Will nor/demi Bock-u-iwiow St, rens do it Thwe are important questions—the whole country would he glad to have them gravely and :,atklltetorily ;towered that we may see what we have la, tietiwt about, and for whit our tight, and are still Pot ardizeth Suns of New England !" Pious de seeirlant hof the rim Fathers!" MO- D.,Fol;st, of all tnmality and political wis dom ! step forth and true answers make; enlighten the darkilt, of the other States. We arc earnest in the call. We confide in your wis4thort and rive due credit to the ND rorial brow, to the broad phylacteries, and to the itni osing gravity of your magisterial rabbins and doctors in the cabala of negro polities, negro rights and "great moral ideas.' Chips of the "Plymouth Bock r Ye who arc so fond of reconstructing others, beware that you do not, through slight or our roques", bring reconstruction upon your selves! Look to it--look to your twelve Sonators representing no more people than give us but two in Pennsylvania. You held them under the sumo Con.titution you have taught us to despise in running a muck for the negro. Now show us that the negro is worth all this sacrifice of constitution, blood, tears, substance and taxation, or the hour of your — reconstruction" is not far off. As passion subsides and tempestuous war feelings grow eaten, men begin to chafe un der the burtheus they feel weighing them down, and to enquire, who and what has caused them. This gives rise to retrospee tire views which fix the wilt upon New England. tier propagandists of sedition and disobedience appear first in the political horizon—turning their back upon abound ing domestic vices at home, rind iutermed idling in others of lesser magnitude else where. The result of their mischievous work was the war and all the consequent woes. Most of the missionaries of evil hail ed from Boston. The outbreak of resent ment was at Charleston. Which is the gooier sinner of the two, the man who ewers into a compact with another, stipulating the guarantee of certain rights, then interfering in the exercise of those rights, &nonliving it as man-stealing. barbarous, disgraceful, infamous, and mur dering the agents in their pursuit; or the other,.who resents this wanton disregard of a solemn agreement, this violation of a written compact, by such means and iu such manner as he can command ? If the peo ple of Boston believed in an overruling power, who deals out rewards and punish• meow to men on earth, with an impartial hand, they would fear and look for Maud ties worse than those which bad Charleston. We, in Pennsylvania, occupy the ground between those who provoked and those who resented. If they alone had been the suf ferers, we tshould have not a word to ray. But none have suffered more from the mur derous contest than we have. No state inv, lost more of her sons; no one has wasted wore of her substanou ; no ono is more crippled in her business, and no one is more heavily taxed, than Pennsylvania in con mice of ate late Puritan crusade against .. We wore drawn into the tight, ba it became necessary in order to save a Wulf, endangered by the mul•contents k. anti south of us. We now have a :ht to know who caused the war—to have its guilty authors brought into the broad light of day. If our questions are fairly answered, the responsibility will be fixed in the right quarter, BIA CO., PA., WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13, 1867. The Brave novo In Ulue. We all remember I It seems but yesterday, that all over the land hereaway newspapers were praising the Brave Heys in Blue, while children, min strels, 4leacons, divines, rich and !icor, were loud in their professions of love to the de fenders of their bone's, When irod-shoil and catiponlodching war held the country in a Niel', the Brave Boys in Blue, were all the rage. They were feast ed, toasted, iiradottl, kissed, caressed, eoffeed, and decked lambs the sacrifice. Flid the sobs of women, wives, mothers, sisters, and sweethearts, they were sent to the front, escorted to the ears and boats by bands of music, and promised all sorts of honors on their return. Every Brave Boy in Blue was a shield to the loyal stay-at-home agitators. Every one sent by money, entreaties, appeals to patri otism, or ether lingual device, was a safe guard to those who remained behind. Whin ing canters, pulpit-routers, stay-at-home bowlers of loyalty, molibers of Democrats and Dettiocratie minting offices, negro loving old maids, and others of both sexes, bad touch to say for the Brave Bo„}-. in Blue, and 42.0110' the shoddy-cum-shoddy over the tints they had dressed for mutilated honors to a wonderful extent. lie who would not join the blue mass was called a traitor, cow ard, and hater of his country. Ile who would flirsake friends, property and ,the eeniferts of the family hearth to join the abolition crusade for power, cotton, negroes, mules, and other disguised ob jects of the late war was hailed as a brave OWE He was to he loved and honored. Ilis family was to be eared for. Ills children were to he educated. His wife was to be waited upon to the re plenislaine of larders, and a fuel pile. Ills entre, if he fell, was to be decked with flowers at all seasons of the year. His stumps were to be supplied with wooden limbs. His hospital bcd was to be .supplied with lic as to be welcome,' home by girls with Littocis and wrouthe:. of rop...A. 111 ttas to be nustduated for offke, and voted Ile was to let the returned fern—smiour of his countly, and tha chief among ten thou.-and abolitionist-i. And we remember that dw , who questioned the honesty of those who made all these professions of goodness, and who a-hel respectfully that the war be hurried to a dose, were denounc ed as towards, traitor 4 and enetel.-s to the soldiers. When we chided those who pro longed the war and turned it from its origi nal course when we oNected to having thousands of brave men slain by i neom p e . tent officers, in raids for property, and who said the object of the war waist to divide rather than restore the Union, the Brave Boys in Blue were filled with lies and evil, spirits, and urged to destroy at once those who were their best friends. The past came and went. Thu profwed patriots swept the hind of volunteers. The Brave Boys in pl oe h ave returned; but they come not as the con ilmnror tames. They were not welcomed back—no aims of girls, garlands of faney halls, avalanches of kisses greeted them. One by one, two by two, well and kick, whole and shattered, lame and dying, they came to their homes es stragglers in blood go to the rear of the agony of battle The loyal shouters have forgotten the Brave 11oys in Blue. They have no Aloes flit. them. They have no votes to them. Officers rich front their stenlings, who are able to buy and control delegations, receive nominations. They are tiiverites of the ranters and the canters and the Itumpites ; while the true Brave Boys in Blue, who fought the battles are forgotten already. They are nut wanted now. The negro and the bondholder are now worshipped, and the soldiers of the land can work with one leg or two, with one hand or both to redeem their farms from taxes heaped thereon by the stay-at-hinnes, while they were fighting, and to support the negro, the bondholder and the thieving officer, who enriches hhn self and relatives at the expense of the blood and brat ery of the country. Brave Boys in Blue, as you gather your halrelail little ones about you—as you labor to pay taxes—as you go steadily to your graves with heavy hearts and calloused palms—think of these things, and tell us if those who -made you such specious prom ises have kept faith with you or the peo ple ! Bravo ]toys in Blue—soldier—working man —tax-payer—think of these things, and I think of them well.—gin. ;Haft ti inquirer. TIIE WARM HAND OF we have reflected on it, we are scarcely uware how much the sum of human happi ness in the world is indebted to this one feeling—sympadw. We get cheerfulness and vigor, we scarcely know how or when, from mere association with our fellow-men, and from the looks reflected on us of glad• ness and enjoyment. We catch inspiration and power to go on, fromJ►aviug others by. The full family eircle has a strength and a I:te peculiarly its own. The substantial good and the effectual relief which men extend to one is trifling. It is not by those, but by something fur less costly, that the work is done. G. has insured it by a much more simple machinery. He l►as given to the weakest and poorest power to contribute largely to me common stock of gladness. The child's smile and laugh are mighty powers hi the world. When bereavement I)EMOC AT. has left you desolate, what substantial ben elk is there which makes condolence accept• able? It cannot replace the loved ones you have lost, It can bestow upon you nothing that is permanent. But a warm hand has touched yours, and its thrill told you And there wan a living response there t-, ;our emotion. Ono look, ono human sigh, has done inure for you than the costliest present could confer.—Thoughts fur Weary flours. Live Withiu Your Means. We don't like etimtiness. We don't like "economy" when it . - tea down tai rags and starvation. We have no sympathy with the notion that the poor man should hitch him self to a post, and stand still while the rest of the world MOWN forward. It is no man's duty to deny himself of every amusement, every luxury, every recreation, every cum ! fort, that he may get rich. It is no man's 1 duty to make an iceberg of himself —to shut his eyes and ears to the sufferings of his fllows---antl to deny himself the enjoyment that results from generous uetions--merely that he may hoard wealth for his heit's to quarrel about. Dot there is yet an economy which is ev ery nian's duty, and which is especially com mendable in the man who struggles with poverty—an economy which is consistent with happiness and whieli must bc practiced it' the poor man would secure independence. It is every man's privilege, and it becomes his duty to live within his means ; not up to, but within them. Wealth does not make the ICAn, WC adroit, and should never he taken into the account, itt our judgment .1' men. 11.1trOI1IIctecr0 should be sjured wlwit it eau 1 ; and it almost always eau be, by the practice of economy a n d self-dcnial to only a luktUbli. extent, It should be se etmel, not so much for others to look upon, or to raise us in the estimation of others, as to secure the el or indepe n dence, that is derived front acquirententi and pos session. We would like to impress this single fart upon the mild of every laboring HISCIA who may peruse this short artier:—that it is pos sible for him to rise above poverty, and that the path to independence, though beset with toils an 'l self- savrilkes, is each more pleas ant to the traveller, than any one he can • enter upon. The WWI who feels that he is earning something more than he is spending, will walk the swims with a much heart, and enter his home with a much more cheer ful countenance than he who spends as he 10.4, or falls gratin:Ally behind his necessities in lettniring the m ea ns or ►neetie g them. Next to the .4avery of intemperance, there is no slavery on earth more galling than that of poverty and indebtedness. The man who is everybody's debtor, is everybody's slave, and in a mull worse em.(Ltiun, than he who serves a single master. For the sake of the present, then as well as for the oake of the future, we would most earnestly urge upon every working man to live within his means. Let him lay by some thing every day—if but a penny be it a pen ny—it is better than nothing ; infinitely Let ter than running in debt, a penny a day, or a penny a week, lf he can earn a dollar, let him try fairly and faithfully, the experb went of living uu ninety cents, lie will like it. -People will laugh." Let them laugh. "They will cull me stingy." Better call you stinzy than say you do not pay your debts. 'They will wonder why I do not have bet ter furniture, live in a finer house, awl at tend concerts and the play house." Let them wonder, tbr a ,vhib , ; it won't hurt them, and it certainly won', you. By and by, you eau have a fine house, awl fine fur niture of your own ; and they will wonder again and aroma billing and cooing around you, like KW many pleased tools, Try the experiment. Live within your means. The Taxes on Farmers. The following is very important to farm ers, and the decisions have recently been given by the Commissoner of Internal Itev. enue at Washington : I st. Farmers will not be required to make return of produce consumed in their own immediate families. The flirmer's props from the sale of live stock are to be found by deducting from the gross receipts for animals sold, the pur chase money for the same. If animals have been lost during the year by death or rob bery, the purchase money paid for such ani mals may be deducted from the gross income of the liu•m. 3d. No deduction can be made by the farmer for the value of services rendered by his minor children, whether he actually pays for such services or not. If his adult chil dren work for him and receive compensa tion for flair labor, they are to he regarded as oilier hired laborers in determining his income. 4th. Money paid for labor, except such as is used or employed in domestic service, or in the production of articles consumed in the family of the producer, may be deducted. 6th. No deduction can be allowed in any ease for the cost of unproductive labor. Ir house servants are employed a portion of the time in productive labor, such B 3 the making of butter and cheese for sale, a pro portionate amount of the wages paid them may be deducted. 6th. Expenses for ditching and clearing new land are plainly expenses for permanent improvement, and not deducted. 7th. The whole amount expended for fer tilizers applied during the year to the farm er's land, maybe deducted, but no deduction is allowed for' hrtilites produced oe the farm. The cost of seed purchased fur sow ing and planting may be deducted. Bth. If a persor► sells ti►uber, standing, the profits are to be obtained by estimating the value of the land after the removal of the timber, and from the su►n thus obtained, deducting the estimated value of the land on the first day of January, 18112, or on the day of purchase, if purchased Nino: that data. 911. Where no repairs have been made by the tax-payer upon any building owned by hint during the preceding five years, noth ing can be deducted during the year for which its income is estimated. farmer should make return of all his produce sold within the year, but a were executory contract tiara rate is not a sale; delivery, either actual or constructive, is es sential. The criterion by which to judge whether a sale is complete or net is to de termine whether the vender still retains in that character a right over the property ; if the property were lost or destroyed, upon which of the parties, in the absence of any other relation between them than that of the vender and vendee, would the loss fall? Pennsylvania Legislature. Maeshane. the Harrisburg correspondent of the Cambria Freeman, makes the follow ing references to the members, hi his last letter Our African friends, or the sons of Ham, are getting in better odor every day. This has been literally demonstrated in the fact that for President, in 100, Abra-hung Lin coln and Hannibal Hamlin were duly elect ed. The former was re-elected, but the hat- I ter was dripped, and Andrew Johnson with- out a ham elected, and the rads suffered terribly by it, Allegheny County is represented in the lleoate by Bigham and Graham, and be- firecn the hams she is well talon care of former has been elected twice, wide!) subjects his constituents to the charge 41 E. L. Jones, son of Hon. J. Glancy Jones of Beading, is the youngest member, and, by the way, a young man of.auell I promise. Morrow B. Lowry is the West member. Ile is always calm, and yet al ways ruffled. lie is eccentric in his move• !mints, and nu man knows what the —mor rew may bring fiirth." Samuel C. Wingard, Esq,, of Lyemning,.! formerly of Cambria, is regarded as the ' I most eloquent man in either branch, and Peter F. Collins, of Cambria, is the best ! looking man in either branch. By the way, I Schuylkill county bas the !lowest represen- ! balm', her three members in the House measuring eighteen feet SIX. inches. Dr. of Schuylkill county. has thelung e-t nose of any member and John J. Glass, of Cambria, had the shortest seat. William A. Wallace, of Clearfield is the hest Parlinientarian, Mr. William Jenks, of Jefferson, the best logician, and Mr. Davis, of Berk•, the most ready debater. Mr. Pil low, of Butler, is the softest member, Mr. Mann. of Potter, the talkiest member, and Rev. Mr. Kennedy, of Wyoming (and Sus quehanna) the greatest humbug. Ilan. Louis W. hall, speaker of the Sen• ate is quick, but always trunk and candid, and i, considered the Han of the Senate, Mr. Glass, speaker of the House, is active, and energetic, but one of the members from the same county is called Sloe!:. Neck-twisting In Church A good story is told of an eccentric old parson, who was sorely annoyed by a habit his rople had acquired (and which prevails by-the-way, in all other churches, even now and hereabouts to some extent) to twisting their necks around every time anybody en tered the door, and passed up the aisle of the meeting house, to see what manner of per- Eon it might be. Wearied with the annoyance, the old man exclaimed one Sunday: "Brethren, it you will only cease turning your heads round whenever the door opens, mid will keep your attAntion on me, I will promise to tell you, I's I preach Who it is that comes in." Accordingly he went on with the services and presently made a stop as one of the dea cons entered, saying— " That is Deacon—, who keeps the gro cery opp And then he announced, in turn, the ad vent of each individual, proceeding the while with his sermon ascomposedly as the circum stances would admit, when at last a stranger came in, when he cried out— "A little old man in green spectacles, and drab overcoat—don't know bim—you can all turn round and look for yourselves this time."' It is hardly necontry to add thatthe good man carried his point, and there was but lit tle neck twisting seen in his congregation af ter that day. =I When Franklin was ambassador to the French court, a lady, who was about be ing presented to the king, noticed his exceed ingly plain appearance, and asked who he was. On being told that he was Dr. Ben- Jan►in Franklin, the American ambassador, she exclaimed,— "The North American ambassador so shabbily dressed I" "Hush, Madam, tbrheaten's sake," whis pered a friend, "he is the man that bottles up thunder and lightning." aS A Smith, who was *sod from a New York and Albany steamboat for selling his state room at a premium, has midis. ad in law his right to do so, and gat a var► diet of 14,400 for Wag put of the boat Inhabitants of the Unman Body. Whet think you, reader, of your body be ing a planet inhabited by living races, as we inhabit the earth? Whatever may be your thoughts on the eubject it is even so. Your body is but a home for parasites, that crawl over its surface, burrow beneath its skin, nestle in its entrails, and riot and propagate in their kind in every corner of its frame. The sensation in regard to trnehina iu swine flesh has set the scientific to "knocking their heads together," and the result is the fol lowing facts : Parasites not only inhabited the bodies of all animals used by it as food, but they are also limed in abundance in our own organization. The species trachina spiralis, of which so much has been said, and whose existence has been discovered in pork, is found in almost every muscle of the human body. It lies along the fibres of the muscles, enveloped iu little cysts or sacs about one-limrth of an in:it in length. It can be distinctly seen and examined only by the use of rho microscope. Pruluesor Woud, of Philadelphia, says : "No evidence has ;et been produced of any morbid influence exerted by the traehina upon the system during life. They have been Lund in sub jects carried off by sudden death (accident) and in the midst of health." An English authority raye : "It is a notorious fact that the numerous parasites do crawl over our surface, burrueeLeneath our skin, nestle in our entrails, and riot and propagate their vuoic.i iii every corner of our frame. Nearly a score of animals belengieg to the interior of the human body have already been dis covered and described, and scarcely a tissue or an organ but is occasionally profitned by their inroads. Each also has its special or favorite domicil. species of strangle chooses the heart for its dwelling placer, another inhabits the arteries, a third the kidneys. 3ljriads of minute worms lie coiled ue in the voluntary muscles, or in the snider tissue that mimeses tiei fleshy fibree. The guinea worm amid the chi e ue bore through the skin and reside in the subjaceut vertieular membrane. Ilyatids invest vari ells parts of the body. but especially the liver and the brain. A little fluke, in gen eral appearance much like a flounder, liver steeped in gall in the biliary vessels. If you squeeze front the skin of your nose what is vulgarly called a maggot=-the euntents, namely one of the hair Wicks—it is ten to one that you will find in that smell sebacious cylinder several auinsileelie, exhibiting un der the microseope, a tali it/11.'311d complicated structure. Even the eye has its living in mates. With this knowledge uS our emu ee-ition, it matters bet little how many en niza we consume, so long as we do not see them ; it is nothing more than all ages have done before us. We might with as much propriety refuse to drink water, which, how ever pure, is fairly alive with animaleuke, as to refuse to eat meat because it exhibits, under the microscope, omen. Swallowing an Eye. A country gentleman with only one natu ral eye, the other being a glass one, happened to arrive in St. Louis some time last week, and registered himself at a small lodging house not far from the Pacific Railroad depot. Being very tired from travel he went to bell early. carefully taking out his glass eye anti putting it into a tumbler of water on the washstand to keep it bright fur the next morning. Later in the evening, while our friend was cond4tubly snoring, another traveler arrived, and the house be ing very full, was shown into the same room which our country friend occupied. This new corner had drank a great deal of wine during the eight, and soon after having blown out the candle and retired to bed he felt an unquenchable thirst. Su lie got up as well as he could, and groping his way to the washstand filled up the tumbler to the brim and swallowed it at a gulp—glass, eye and all. Early in the morning our one-eyed friend arose, and to his mat astonishment found his glass eye missing. Be was euro he had put it into the tumbler. Rat it evi dently was not there. It never occured to him that it might be in his fellow lodger's stomach. So he dressed himself, took his breakfast, paid his bill and went up town 'to purchase a new eye. Meanwhile the other lodger tossed uneasily to and fro in his bed, groaned heavily, and felt decidedly uncomfortable. About nine o'clock he awoke with a decided bellyache. He rang for the servants and ordered a doctor. The doctor came and suggested, "Drank too much !" Lodger looked guilty and agonized. Meanwhile the symptoms grow worse, and the doctor ordered a pint of purgative seltzer water, and went after some other patients. Our unhappy friend, however, found the pains in his stomach in crease to such a terrible extent that he grow half crazy. Half the hotel rushed up into his room, and after a general consultation, a neighboring barber was called in to admin ister a *sten The barber, after a careful etamination of the patient, concluded that he had swallowed some hard substance. An emetic was administered, and lo and behold I the glass eye was thrown up, to the yell astonishment of' the traveller. sir We have hoard of the w4ty reply of a slave who had stolen and eaten one of his master's turkeys, when he was accused of the crime. He repelled all idea of wrong saying that "mma's property only changed form ; he has less turkey, but more or A widow lady sitting by a.ohoerthl Eire in a meditative moo& shortly after bet usload's decease, sighed out: Poor fel low—bow he did like a good Are I I hops be has gone where they keep good fires." NO. 3.