RG BONICLE LEW c pi' O. N. WOEDEX & J. It. CORNELIUS. II. C. 1IICKOK, CoKRESrOXDIXG Ekitob. . . . . . "hf iflUiliUDrfl iLOrOnifu. I K 11)11, JIM: '!., is.-..-,. fCrrcsn lent of 11k- Lewisliurs Clirpnirl.. Piiilad.. Monday, June IS. Pkar CimoNicLB : Although "Sam" ; has ,s been 'in town" for a week past, look- j in" at the "cradle" and sauntering around the "spot where he waa born," we cannot preteud to give you a history of his say ings and doings, bu! would refer you most vc,,o(.fo!lvtothc "I' lnisih-mu'itii," which appears to be wonderfully exercised by the j recent issue of one of the leading religi wesence of the young gentleman in town, j s papers published in Philadelphia. . ... :.,i,,i v :,, :n ! 1 ourselves and your readers will, I think, unceor ... '7. ',T"" ; n.i;nn announced the certain demise ot 1 A.. ,i.f..i ;.i;,.;.1.,ltn.,l:.vhe had. 1 . , , imnwjvi.u."'"" . , Judas like, "burst asunder j" then, be had not actuilly "pecged out" but was won- derful sick, and had sent for fjohn to , .,c. .md absolve him : and Cnnallv be 1 had au attack of tue "ulacK wonut lrom . which none ever recovered, and some even of the "knowing" ones had put him down I n & 'Vone coon." when lo and behold 1 on ! r. - - 1 - : Satur Jay evening iu spite of torrents of rain 1 John BarleyCorn got tip his hcaJ, i And sore surprised them all." I need not undertake to tell you any- : thing of the proceedings here, for we have Lad nothing but reports from Xew York ourselves, and of course your opportuni ties are just as good as mine in that re spect ; and thc proclamations, manifestoes, protests, ic, which have been made pub lic, you have read long ago. Thero is one thing, however, which to me is a matter of wonder, and that is the bitter opposition the American party finds j "V" I Love of country, I take to be one of 7 ,. r ". ' . ' '.' - o "( " ' was always my conviction, and is yet, that : no man who retaius a vivid recollectiou j of the land of his birth, can ever become thoroughly I -w.v- . p .... .. liberal, and are ready, for the sake of the ! 1 , . ... P ... , , 1 broadest principles of liberty, to move out, 1 1 . ' . and let any one who passes, possess thc land. itathcr than "Americans shall rulo A nierica" if by that is meant the exclusion of Foreigners from the ballot box for twin ly-oiie jcars.iuej noum assiaitf uuu iiuu- . . .1 1 1 :.. t i.n.. 1. es to fortify all the churches in the Union belonging to the pope, and resist thc nar row jirimijifc to the death ! llathcrthan "Americans shall rule Ame rica," the freemen of the North will sell themselves to the South, and the two glo rious principles mental and phy.-ical sla very will join forces to cru-h the restric tive giant in his cradle. Head the follow ing paragraph from (he J'titnyhanutii. Kemarkiug on the anti-slavery clement in the late convention it says : "The South fto,il,l t,a,r tu mi m( (he (.hr.anaaiTalr, t ichuh oc oIurciVzr,,, ,ras mur.tcrr.l almost in the prrvn. c ,,J ,hr (hrn Cm-.rnor, orhjJytl,,r.y iochnh,sotn,rri,rrf, under thc nb.;llrl.ilW." There's patriotism lor you: meres pnnanihro- tin.n,.Un,Ui.nnn!l,l,.J,!TU'. tJ - - a iewel of consistency would adorn thc ti- ara of Pio Nono ! The Spanish Government is soundly ' t t t . t i scourgeu ana aenounccu, nccause tncy would sooner liberate the slaves of Cuba than surrenuer it on any terms; out the nervc of Lig clW,.Icnce . n0 bodily iufir Bohon Ppas of Slavery and Catholicism ! miticg chctkcj ,he incrcdible activity of is courted and flattered and welcomed, : L;3 lnirj j . au j 60 hc continucdj ycar aftcr rather than the landmarks of a party ! a0,itary anJ fucL,e Jct toiling for Bhould be destroyed, and the swarms of , Iiuman!ly) tU aftcr a lifo of gIory( ho be. blow flics and grubs should be driven from .i.ed to his personal heirs a fortune the carcase which Las generated and fed . bo,.kjanJ furuiture) stock9 and monpyj t'J'm' , I not exceeding two Lundrcd dollars, and to There seems to me nothing more rea- ,t ,t i ,, ,. . fa, . i the world, a purer reformation, a republi- Bonablc and just, (I say it as a foreigner,) 1 . ... ... ., . , , - ' can fp'"' u icligion, with tho kindred than the claims of thc American party, as ' - , t, , , , , principles of republican liberty." t. wuw iw i " o t u.b laiu VjII II " i ventiou ; yet one would suppose, from the tirades of party newspapers, that the etab of "the well beloved Brutus" was not more fatal to the life of Dusar, than are these i to the vitality of Republicanism. I ..... .. ! isut are iney serious in tht'ir opposition.' I judge not, and that though they oppose ' the claims of "Sam," it is only because their bread and butler is concerned ; for j are not 1' a famine, aq cartLquakc, or a you will find tho same journals the most j p'aSU0- These are visitations of God, active opponents of restrictive license, or ! and are viewed as Ilis icbuke and scourge prohibitory laws, and for precisely the ' fr ll"2 Slns f mca. But the woes of in same stereotyped reasons; that is infringes ! temperance arc like thc acts of a suicide, men's rights, and this is their ground be-1 "ho puts tbe razor to Lis throat, orplun causc niuety niue of every hundred of the j ge3 thc dagger to his heart. They are tippling shops arc kept by foreigners, and j not Providential in any proper sense, but like the member of parliament who was j arc the fruit of depraved appetito and un suddcnly awakened just as the speaker ; restrained passion. was about putting a resolution for thc I I Lave before mo a few facts, obtained suppression of adultery, and who wished careful scrutiny and patiect investiga te say a word before it was passed, "be- j tl01f which, with your permission, I will cause" said Lc, "one half of my constitu- present to your numerous readers. They cuts live by it;" their interests are so are not random, or reckless assertions, but much mixed up with the liquor truffle and 1 the foreign vote, that every avenue to 1 their reason and patriotism is shut up, and ! for selfish ends they can consent that thoir country sball wither under its curse. ' If tbe sius of the foreign population j were only visited on those canting bypo-; critical demajrnrrues bv whose asrenev tber we kept in the uiaiktt as a kind of politi 1 !i.,.,. I.r.r,r Vssof the frotbv -.bout M.mt.'oiucrY nnd others, we should have u orc;uuised opposition to ! Sunday laws and wholesome moral enact- ; ments : Emigrants would be content to sit down an.l enjoy the blessings of the ! Boil ; would be content to fee their sons in ; the indisputable possession of the rights of citizenship, and clig bility to ollice which suouw telong to the native citizen alone. Yours, S. II. 1'. 1'or the IMrlsburg C'liruuide. Bancroft on Calvin. Messrs. Editors I send you the following, a gem of its kind, taken from a deem it worthy of a place iu the columns ; , . . r . ,..,.. '. .... t j ruiy yours, xc., 0. Character or C.u.vrK. We copy the following just aud beautiful eulogy from the miscellaneous works of Georse Lun- croit, i-.sq., tue aistinguisiiea nislonan : "We may, as rcpuohcans, remember that Calviu was not only the founder of a scet. but foremost ainonn the mo9t effici- cnt of modern republican legi5lators. Mure truly benevolent to the humau raco than Solon, more self-denying than Ly- curguSj thc genius of Calvin infused en- durin" elements into the institutions of Geneva, and made it for the modern world, the impregnable fortress of popu lar liberty, the fertile seed plot of democracy. " Ye boast of our common schools j; intemperance rolls ou, blighting and deso Calvin was the father of popular cduca- ' bating ten thousand habitations. Why tion, thc inventjr of the system of free j not, then, at least give a Prohibitory Law schools. W'e are proud of the free States j a "fair trial ? If it docs not work well, it that frinjo the Atlantic. The Pilgrims ! will be the easiest thing in the world to 0f Plymouth were Calviuh-ts ; the best muuence in couiu v.aro.iua came iron, ,ue Calvi.iists of France. William Peun was l-a u"cll"u Ul luu &- i '"V lrom llOllanJ, mat Iirol oroilglll COIOUISIS to JIanhatten, were filled with Calviuists. ue tUat will not honor thc memory, and rCfpct.t the iuflUCDce 0f Calvin, knows but Ultle of tU0 origilI 0f AmerIean liberty. n rcrs0nul cousiaerat.ons cnitny w,n arplause.then no one merits oursvmr.athy a.,,i ndmir-ition more than Tallin tho aua aumiration more man wum , uie young exile from France, who achieved an immortality of fame before he was twenty- C III u i veil! 9 Ul due. uun UUlUiV irdauuniK e ' J . 0 0 11 . . . . . . cr.v , uow iluiuiiu us uiu ui'uauu ui trutll to carry t!l(: ni;W UoctriUCS into the heart of Italy, and hardly escaping from the fury of Papal persecution ; the purest writer, the keenest dialectician of bis cen- tury; pushing free inquiry to its utmost Mlantlfiictlirej t,y Bomo viliian and repeat verge, and yet valuing inquiry solely as cJ wLorc ;t sllou, j not jiavc lcvn alll, Ju the means ol arriving at uxoU conclusions. iue light or his genius scaucreu uie maK j "f darkness which superstition had held I Iur ceutunes oei.re the orow 01 religion. ins proony was un.,uesnoneu, ins morals spotless. Ills only happiness consisted iu his ' t:ik nf tilorr nnil iif itoful ' for sor- row f.jUuJ ;u way iut0 al, ,ls rr;vat(J re lations. Hewa3 aa csilc from his country; Le became for a season an exile from Lis of cxiIo. Aa a Lusband, he was doomed to mourn the premature loss of lu wif as a fatLcr he fult tUc bitter,;' . . . . .. ' derer nans ot turvinfr Ins on v chilil. . ' land. I.rt irptit fortkittl in loa titror irtttt j c j sereuc resignation and inflexible firmness; j n0 lov of f asc turDcJ Lim a . Je from Lis vigils ; no fear of danger relaxed the -- - Facts for the People, Tli r : :i i .11 I ' J ...e.I.ei,inee, u n snail : ever be truly written, will bo the saddest j anJ gloomiest on record. It will be so, J not only on account of tho personal, social j J 1.1:- 11 1 1 .1. " I"""11 -"3 muictcu. uy u, especially . lcauo they arc sc'injlirtcf, and might, and ought to have been avoided. They appalling, yot reliable facts. The pecu. niary and other evils inflicted on this J nation by the promiscuous sale and use of ardent spirits, in ten years, may be sum mcd up as follows : I. It has cost in direct expenses fifty millions annually, making for ten years 1 five hundred millions. 2. It Las cost in indirect cxpensefH'-" fixhp at 1 as loss of time, the lmvtrtv il litis induced.! reckless extravagance, taxes for poor ; houses, the expenses of convicting and punishing offenders whose crimes were ; committed under the influence of intoxi- cation, Ac., sixty millions annually, uiak- ing six hundred million.. , 3. It baa burnt and otherwise destroy- cd property to the amount of five millions. it Has uestroyca imrty ihousanu ...ea a....u-.y uU..u.eU i 5. It has made uo less than twenty thousand widows annually two huudrcd muusaiiu. C. It has made at least three hundred maniacs auuually three thousand. 7. It has made ouc hundred thousand orphans annually one million. 8. It has instigated the commission of i Wlccu uunUrcd murders. . , , . .... j It has caused two tuousand suicides. 10. It has consigned to jails aud pri- j sons 00a hundred and fifty thousand pcr- sona- " Jf uouols iue accmicj ui iUe : estimates, let mm carclully j various statistics of the diffi ' and his doubts will be thorou . pated. Let those who oppose ! tory Law, ponder these facts. their inaccuracy if they can. Ifthryare j true, who will array himself against a rc- : furm so imperatively demanded by the sorrows of a suffering people ? W'e have tried die license system, under e;ery mod- ification, fur more than one hundred and ' fifty years, and yet the burning tide of ; repeal it, and fall back on to thc present . .em. J, ' good order, fathers, husbands, brothers, '" ."-r-j"--, l ' ll..u, suill c uot uuvu joui euuuieuauee, 1 co-operation and efficient aid ? j A Hint 01 Two N mako of au hon;t woman.g Bamo ja aQ . at an iu)prop. ; . or . Kcvcr , ' . . , .... i . .... .1 . lliaivu assei lions uoeut liei iua. .uu luiutv ... .,.,, ,rll nr 1 Mns th at vou tl .ink wnuJ l;ush Q , J( uot q (o , . , make use 01 a woman s name , . in a reckless, , , unprincipled manner, shun th leui, lorihey j . , r , are iue very worst iiiemuers i iue com- are thc very worst members of the com muuity, man lost to every sense of honor, ' rverv feelinrt of hlltlianit V. M.mv a pood 1 anJ wort)jy claraclcr lia3 bci.n , . , , . , , , , , ,he prcgeice of those whosu littlo judg. little judg- 1 ....... ment couJ nt dL.tcr Ulvm from circuiat. roiu circuiai- ort. A slan- i the smallest ! i . ! s character, I , ,' h)g ,he f )uJ anJ bragi,lg port, (k.r h SQOn rropag:ltt..ti( aud tllin dcratory t0 a woman will fly on the wings of the wiuds, aud you km.w nothing of the regulations of the magnify as it circulates, uutil its mon- ' household. In the first jdaee, you will strous weight crushes thc poor unconscious make a fire in thc kitchen, put on the ; victim. Kespect thc name of woman, for j kettle, tf-e., then you will make a fire iu ' your mother, your sisters, are women; and here. That done, you will cook the break ' as you would have their names untaruish- j fast and bring it in here, as I have always ed, their lives unenibittercd by tho tslan - 's biting tongue, heed the ill your woras may onng upon a mother, sister, or w ife of some fellow creature. A goad Recommendation. " Please, sir, dou't you want a cabin boy?" T do want a cabin Lor. mv lad. but " . ."7 irlnt'si that to von ? A lttle chan Ike von what s tnat 10 jou i a muc cnap like you aiu't fit for the berth." rrp'y lo J". 1'epper s comman.ls ; hut as " Oh, I'm real strong. I can do a great ' soon 19 "er toilet was finished, she left the deal of work, if I ain't so very old." room, and sitting down iu thc kitclica,shc "But what arc you here for? You . I'1"8 ruminated : dou't look like a city boy. llun away i " Make the kitchen fire ! Yes, I'll do from home, bey ?" I tu!t. Then make a fire iu the bed room 1 Oh no, indeed, sir ; my father died, j I'll see to that, too. Then take the br. ak and my mother is very poor, and I want to j fast to his bedside ! Just sec if I do 1" do something to help her. She let mo And then Mrs. Pepper sat and thought comc deeply for a few moments, when,apparent- " Well, sonny, where are your letters j ly having arrived at a satisfactory couclu of recommendation 1 Can't take any boy j sion, she proceeded to Business. . .;..,. ? Cnn't. InL-p nnv Imw i m ia,uLuu..u . -V -v 1 without these." j Here was a damper. 'Willie Lad never j thought of its being necessary to have let- j . .... j- 1. l.tn tnntiA.a n. icrs iroiu uis wiubiu v. ...o .. from some proper person to prove to strangers that ho was an honest or good ! . , . . ., ! in deep thought, tho captain meanwhile ; curiously watching the working o bis cx-1 r A a. 1 . I. 1. 1 1. ,1 l0y. i.lOW nuat aituurj u'j t nivuii . prCSSlve l..ee. ...ujiu .ui ... ..ii.i t o 1 in his bosom and drew out bis little Bible, Meanwhile Mr. Pepper began to grow ; ...... ,r . t i .... i and without a word put t into the eaptam s HSeGrah; presented as a reward for regular and punctual attendance at Sabbath School, and for bis blameless , conduct there and elsewhere. Sunday School Teacher." "m 018 Captain McTjeod was not a pious man I. ' but he could not consider the case before him with a heart unmoved. The little fatherless child, standing humbly before him, referring bim to the testimony of bis Sunday School Teacher, as it was given in hig littlo Bible, touched a tender spot in the breast of the noblo seaman, and clap- ping Willie heartily on thc shoulder, be said : "You are thc boy for me, you shall ! 'sail with mc; and, if you aro os good a 1 fcurisbnrfl, Union County lad as I think vou arc, your pockets hban'r to empty wheu vou go back to your good mother." Forty ITIiles an Hour A . of t!10 Albany Journal, j in an artit,e mi((,r tbo ti,c of KMrna, i Accidents find Lection Thereon." j y of speed at forty uU uu hour, . . Men wb at(J usp(1 t,10 Rai!road) all(i , (hc wo.yn 0f ,he xtiXm stOck, knOW j what pm.h 8 ra(c of j anJ bow wm iaMU 1C rperatioD Let us examine it. An engine, tender and train of four ; passenger cars and one baggage car, when ; properly loaded, will not be much less than eighty tons weight. This body, at the rate of forty niiles an hour, moves about sixty feet in a second. That is, between two beats of a clock, it flies across a common street. The driving wheels, if six feet in diameter, revolve three time3 in a second. The common wheels of the cars revolve about curbt times in a second. Tl(J revoiutions of tll0 ,irivin wilet.is are to thc second, aud at each of these motions a valve is opened or closed, for thc taking or exhausting steam from tho cylinder. rfect o er licLC ;C,TC This must be a complete and perfi ation, each time, to produce th . ut tLcw m Uo cjIiD(erJ1) y, M opposite sides of the engine, and at differ- i Mt puiuts on fhe mnk of ,ho wUefcl of axle, as may be, and they do not move at J J the same instant, or, rather, they alternate, and thus, each performing the same office, they divide a second into twelve conal . i i-i.t . , period, in each of which the perfect and ' ' cQm ' p ,ion of ,ak;u -vhaust- , ing stcam is performed, and at the end of j niotion he iston aetuu j turr.s the other way. Now the eye could not count or comprehend tbese motions. The car could not distinguish thc exhausts though each is as perfect and distinct as when thc engine is drawing a heavy load at four or five miles an hour, when it seems j ttf hbor aj to h as if 8trnggUng with i :, 1 1 ti.: :. ,.i ttZ.. ; ia iuuu. a u.a u pueeu ui lutiv umes au 1 1 - . 1 iour ana vzed. Now must there not be. ycry grcat,y incrcase(, li:lIjiIity Mcrst . fate of . j, n .1 . . I - .t . . the strains upon parts of machinery that t. . . . may result iu a iraciuru wueu mo.ini? at J o , . . 9 1111a rate Sir. Pepper's Wife. HOW HE SHUT HER IT. " Mrs. Pepper, I labor under the im- j pression that it is high time you were ! getting breakfast. As my former hou-e- ; keeper understood all my wishes with re-1 iu tuvau ii.i.i, l louu'a tb uuue'-ea- s,ry to give any orders respecting then. ; but with you it is different. As you have . i- .i- i never got a meal iu this house, of course .... i.. ... ,., , ... . pard to these things, I found it unneees- ' 1 been accustomed to taking mine in bed, aud do not consider it necessary to depart irom u.at cu.-to... ou your nccoum ; ,n.i, should you prefer it, you can cat yours in thc kitchen, as it is perfectly immaterial tme." This occurred the morning after Mrs. Pepper went to bousckccpmc. Mrs. Pep - ' -ii ! i per was a sensible woman she made no v mon sl.o nroceeiled to nusiness. ' 1 " . Having got a nice fire kindled in the kitchen, she carried some coal into Mr. P's apartment, and filled up Lis stove, having trct f.annrfiiii..d llmt tlo.r trn no snnrl; of Having got a nice fire kindled in the ...o. , , lire .u it lhat duty pntormeU, s.ie next prepared thc oreaKiast 01 wmcu sue par- j iv. n " aw...... , . , ., . ,i , , , , ,i and things were all set to rights in the ; kitcl.cn, she went dowu town on a .hop-. mrn nvnitriiinn impatient, ne la.-orea uuuir . gan to feel nnpleasanHy hungry. Peeping j out from beLiud tL Led crtn. te aw bow affairs were w.th regard to the stove , - ! 7 " : ' Vr . I ilntn At att'tlFf rffT- Tl I 1 II IWII II IX III U t ti.. 1:..-i - r- .;.. 1,, I U11UU. lie itatut-vt tut iu.uu.w(uui . . . . ail was still about the house. ; Hastily dressing himself bo proceeded j to investigate tue uuu.i. c duuu ei...- r.,I.,H h wl.ol nf it. and wan verv ; .. ... .... ..! n wrathful at first ; but bo comforted Lim- self with the reflection that he bad the j power to punish Mrs. P., and be felt bouudj .... ... 1 1 j I to uo it, too. Alter some scarcu ne touuu 1 remains s of his brcakList, of which be par- ith a gusto, aa l thcu sat down to ! lo will examine the . . . f . . . po.uuS' J ;""' i " " .. ... 'u out l mudpuddle. rent States. I, ,. , , ..... i While I nave a uiue conversation n 11 ; u .rs m .'if. i. nai cioseu me u.mus, lur - .-- rlu ' the cvlinder. To each revolution of this i ... , . ....... "hly dissi- e , j , - , you. Now I should be pleased to know ' the better security ot the culprit. ) Jill.. 1A1..M: a I'rohibi-1 " , 1 : I why you did not abide my orders this On some coals in front of the fire was! The Garden The Orchard. a iiuowi ri , thcie are six motions of tho roston 3 J . . . . ... 1 ......... . JJcnnsijltmnia. wait fr Mrs. P. She was a long time in c ... tiling, and he had ample time to turse his wrath. While sitting there he thus soliloquized : " That ever I, Philander Pcppcrbould be so treated, and by a woman, too, is not to be believed. I Can't believe it, no, nor I won't cither. Lut she shan't escape, that's certain ; if she should, my "reputa- tion for dignity would be forever gino ; i f.r havn't I told Solomon Simpleton all '. along how I was g .iug to make my wife stand rouud, and how I was going to in:ik her got up and make the fire every niorr;ing and let me lie abed, aud Low I was going" to shut her up, aud feed her on brniid and ; , , , . . , ' ! '" A cosy little arrangement, Mr. I p- j a fire, ai thc day was rather chilly. In oue much alike if one won't hare ye another ! per," said a soft voice behind him. j corner of the iirepbee was .Mr. l'.'s best ' ... .. ... . Mr. I'. started up, and there stood Mrs. , beaver, Cllel up w th love letters. . Personal. "What plan," said an ac- P. right behind his chair laughing just as ' Ou a small table, close to Mrs. P., was for to another, "shall I adopt to fill the i hard as she could. Mr. Pepper put on a ' a beautiful fh' China dish Clled with bear's j house at my benefit ?" "Invite your cre : severe look. j oil, in which she had sunk Mr. P.'s best j ditors," was the sure reply. " bit down in a chair, madam, ' t.csai.i, forepoou '!" "Where I Lave been this forenoon, Mr. - ' It'I'l,or' 1 llave not tue hst 0,'j Jt,ion lo j tell you, I have been down town doing a 'I little shopping. I have purchased some lovcly napkins; just Inok at them," said she holding them up demurely for his in- . 1 . .1 r. rrri 11 : ii.uwi.ui:, uuu juu u,. .i - , Writ. for th. Ltwistmnr ! ffCCtiD ' "l M a ',u"ar f"r ,Le ""'j1 L' l !!..,. 1,.,.ti .l.ii.'t tl.iit.fr Piirn-cf l.lrft rT rrri'it v!f rrnitiff nn with, v r c 1 i '. , W i"- " dared to turn the conversation in tins way , , .. , , , , . , , , i nr n nivt,rtt tn.lniii. Soil.'i iil v his Ijott- , u ...j j j j . n r , couiu uu 1 J uu.uki tun t-j uco..ij . ... led w rath broke loose. Tumiug fiercely or take the c ons-xjuences ; but as she did any other season the work would be tire- upon her, ho said. not open if, it is to be presumed that she ' S0!ne in tne eXirerne, but now there h " Betsy Jane, you disgust me ; you seem ' pref. rre 1 the conscjucnccs. Mr. Pepper mut.h t3 refreatt aBd encourage' iu the or to mako very light of this matter, but ; darte l dowu stairs like a madman. chards, and eardens, and fields, tL.it the it is more serious than you imagine, as; you will find to your cost presently. If ! you do not instantly beg my pardon in a submissive manner, I shall exert my ; authority to bring you to a proper sense of your misconduct, by imprisoning you iu ; one of my chambers until yon are willing to compromise by strict obedience to my wiohes. ll .l. l.., , r.t tl.Ta t-nrt- . eloquent and drew himself ' t-iuot; Jk lino i-i I ' : ,. , , ,T diL'nifiod speech, Mr. Pepper . , . ... t t , nn tn In fill tin... !.t nti.l st-iti. inert him- self before Mrs. 1. ready to receive cx- pressious of sorrow and penitence; he had ! no doubt that she would fall down at Lis ' feet, and say "Dear Philander, won't you please for- give me this time, and I'll ucver do so any mure." And Lc was going to say, "Betsy Jane, , , , ... . ..... i, J '' , '"f", ,, t " , L"' J 'mhxn SJC J,J ' Ua&he him right in the face , , - , , ,T Mr. Pepper was awful wrathy. lie epper was awtul wralny. spoke up in a voice of thunder, and said : "Mrs. Pepper, walk right up stairs this ; very minute, and dou't let the grass grow under your feet while you are going neith er. Ypu have begun your antics in good season, Mrs. Pepper, but I'll have you knonthat it wont pay to continue them any lengtk of time with me, Mrs. Pepper. Again I command you to walk up stairs." " ell, really, .Mr. P., it is not at all necessary for you to speak so loud-I am not so deaf as all that comes to ; but as , . . ' . . " ... . ' ol.jec ion to doing so, if you will wait un- . J. .l J . . .; r ,.,v reoovered from mv fat .me : but ... . j o I can't think of doing so before." "But you m, Mis. P." "Then all Pvc got to say is this, you'll have to carry mc, for I m't walk 1" "tfhe thinks I won't do it and hopes to get off in that way, but it won't do ; up i Ktnirs she's not to f o. if I do have to carrv 0 c j .r . K ,,,r 00.." and tat nf tbe form ( of gccin,T ,cr lod.ftf j in ' careVuHv loekin" her in 1 " ' ' . .. . r-.d-heaJed vouth on , j, p diJ . anu men lie ociooa uiuim-u waitsuuum ( j ' t .. . i .. . i. t : . 31 'nfi-a engrossed iu buMnets. A bout thc undule ( About thc middle of tha afternoon, our ' I Mr. V. looked at his wite tor a moment uagucrreoijpr, wmcu is lying on meiaoie ; trcfl anJ both cf tl;(,m are securely obvia ! in the greatest astonishment, but as she before him mechanically taking it up he j tc(1 by lbe singjc orerat;on cf applying a ! began to laugh at Lim again, Lc thought ' opens it an I sees what ? nothing but Lis j w;jc an j iibt.r.,i rouic'Jf 5 t.r 5 fcet ; di. to himself : 1 w face all the rest of him being rubb-' anlc:or at the least. . afterwards, to put his head 'JtfW mwful rackctf Mj j and put on tho tea kettle ; won't you ,'U" JtIinJ please to Cet up aud Cet the breakfast 1" t,St VM. and if she I ra ' beantsplittin!: up something or other, then! .....,. 1 j..t. !..- l..t ... limit V. ! ' - - - - o , W thnut waitinir to hear more, .ir. r. : seized his har. ana uurncu 01 uoujo ut m ..... ' most undignified pace. Opening the ball door, he stoic up stairs carefully as possible, and applying bis eye to the key-hole, be beheld a sight mht.). m.itii litm fitirlc boil with raito. --.-v - D- Mrs. r. was sitting m ironi 0l iue nre-; pi '-e, tevling his love letters The one j TWELFTH YE.Vll if 1.50 nit Year, 1 al.c wad engaged iu perusing at that par- 1 ticular moment, was from a Miss Polly l'rimrosc, who it appeared had once look. j cd favorably on the shit of Mr. Pepper ; but a more dahiiig lover appearing ou the scene, Miss Poliy sent him a letter of dis - uussa, promising her undying tiicudsl.ip, i aud aecmpauyiiig the same with a luck . of her hair, aud some walnut meats. i Hut it was not the love Iettus alone that made Mr. 1. so culngeous. He had been something of a traveler iu his day, aud had collected a great many curio.-i:ic iu Lis snriiMcs, which Lc had deposited in a cup- ' board iu the very room whore he h:i J con- lined Mrs. 1'. and she had got at them. j ... . , ,. , .,;.; ,if ,k . , . . T ,. , , . , , satin cravat, an.l having nrcd one cna 01 Mrs. P. was popping corn, which she ever and aujn stirred with thefudle-bow, mean- i wu!I'- OMa-iniHy punching up the fire j with the filJle, for Mr. P. bad, with com - mcndable foresight, removed the shovel ; and tong. j Mr. P. condescended to peep through in. Never was a Pepper so fired as he. . , ."' ;' ened within, and resisted all his tn Tls to ; -, , , , 1 orten it. Ue ordered Mrs. I 'erner to om-n "l must put a stop to this, ne tnougtit "or I shall not have a rag of clothes to my back." Procuring a ladder, Lo began to mount to the bed room ; but Mrs. P. was not to be taken so easily. She knew that he bad left the door unlocked, for she Lad txam- wed it as so-n as he had left ; but she had DU ,,ua o: je.iir.g mm cave iue oenent 01 her fire, so, hastily seizing several bottles of cologne she threw the contents upon the . i :.. t , i,i ' nrc and iu a tew minutes had the sat s- faction cf seetng it entirely extinguishel That duty performed, she left the npart- ment, and locking the door, she stationed herself iu a convenient po.-iticn to hear everything that transpired within, ' In a few moments Mr. P. was safe in , : tLe apartment, and as soon as he hadclos- cd the window, he stood bold upright in . .t- . l it .. i i . ' " j , . - "Jezebel, come forth . v A answer. "Jade, do you thiuk to escape ?'' Still uo response. Mr. P. bepins to feel i uneasy, and hastily commerces to search thc room ; but had not proceeded far when Le hears a slight titter somen hero in thc vicinity of the door. lie li.-teus a moment, and it is repeated. Parting to the door, he attempts to open it, but he buds him self a prisoner. There is one more chance, ; ho tb.nks, aud hurries to the w.ndow , but, alas I for Mr. Pepper, his wife has just re- moved the ladder, and he caunot escape. ,.. - , ,.: . . . . . '"'.) arouuu unu, auu presently ue arises i -i r t . i .. and picks rr a few Irasmcuts of a letter 1 - "I'"" w ljing on the carpet, and finds it , from Polly Primrose. He wonders what she has done with the lock of hair. ; At this moment Lis eyes lull upon his cd off, and around bis lovely phiz is the misung curl, and thc walnut meats care- fully stowed in the corner of the case. 1 ..... 1 ,. t 1 . Mr. P. blubbered alou l. i.oo t: tnigot .u rs. i-., wncn you Cud y,ur level, I'll let you out, and not till thcu. A little wholesome discipline will do you good, and I'm fully prepared to administer it." How long Mrs. Pepper kept her liege lord in durance vile, deponent saith not, - j i ' as pisscJ bctwccn them wLe Lo we m Mt . . any better informed ; but of this wc arc w, Mr. Pepper might have been seen, a : An .il l 1.. 77:, f(lrt,. --171- . - . - .. ar.d noted for her penchant for tbe issue of! c : .1 .I. a 1 u 1 fajurative expression.', one dav assembltJ -6 - I ,..r ian.l.p . . ron. w ,pn tha foIlowiD" ! consorva ion took 1 ace : , "My children," said the old IMy, j 1 t, am tbe root aud you are tho brincftes. "Grandma," says one. "What my child V " was thinking how mucn Dcuer tuc D brauches wun nouru .1 w """" der tho ground." WHOLE XUMBEB, 5S5. - - always is Advaxce. j An Irishman in Rhode Island was about , marrying a girl who h:H a pretty sum of , nr!r y. ow tne priest Iseariug of this, ! desired to get a piece of the money, anil ; t d-i the bridegroom he would charge ! for performing tin; marriage eeremoDy. Its rather hi.'h. vour reverence, aii tue latter. ' Then I'll not marry you,' replied tli priest. 'Very well, your reference, IU go U some otbpr priest." "I'll exi'ommunicate you." 'I cau go to another churrh." "Then I'll n t let the girl have yon." "There is plenty of Others, your revcr : ence, and I've been thinking your revcr- . fI1CP that ,iie Uurehes and girls are very , Tv-autiful extract helninc a vouoff lad? ChroaicU. Rural Affairs in Jane. In leafy June the cultivator of the soil ' mU6t ia,or iacMS3Utly fro:a morn till night 1 meia KUen a shower comes; be cau then , sit ,jown anij i0tk at rl;u falling witli- out grudging the time be loses, for he knows that it will do more good than ' " KinS Ge"Sc and U LLi meu" couIJ d" i i-n -i I lahor at i his season cons.sts m ob. Dg w:tij u05ta of weeds and inseeta, whlca uu a . . , ' .. J 1 t jqJJ brings not only health but pleasure, : jhe strawberry peculiarly liable O . injury from garden weeds on accotnt of jt3 ju(T powth. To suppress thein no cour5e M effective mulching with , haU- rjUen jeavM hom the woo.s- If ai;owe,j t0 jj, on lne gurfe they prv mote tjc growtu 0f tue strawb.-rry plant! bevond anv other anr,licatiin of tue kind. : j-ut ,hey dcnj 62uwly uaIes3 gome plaster an(1 asLes ar(J bQwn ovcr thew No seeds cf weeds are introduced with leaves, aud as they lia flat on the ground, they are impervious to any but the stron gest perennial root-weeds, and they re tain moisture well, which is so essential t ) the strawberry. Thoae who have beds of strong plants, unweakened by weeds or by throwing out many runners, are now re- o Ml f T aa J 8 i mens this year. The weather so far ha i been most favorable exeentini? that a littla 1 lavoraoiL, excepting mat a uiiie : nnhtnn w.m'.l ..iwrt n.,.r flavor joicinz in theliuitot their hands. e to thc berry. Where fruit trees Lave been pruned or grafted in the spring they require sonio attention at this season to suppress the shoots w'uieh issue near the wounds. If the tree is vinorejs all should be removed by pulling thein out as it were by the roots ; th;s will prevent a r.'issuj and tho ! ma . .... , . ; , f(,w day3 Young tretg the cf wh;c!l are not Tet firBj,y eublishcJ) ca ony ;ive tLrou h Au t ,T tbe care of i lua unutr- ueJ nau cr fooala . . j , e W 0f me;iow ,arth precarel ' mtiiow rariu prepares - - ... . . . i"i iiiciu in iue r iii, . must uuiv ! Bpen tha, robb;ng Mt occupv . ! of tLat ,be SUQ aQ(1 wiuJ J(J not j nll the mfli!iture frPm ;t. Eithcr f theso ' cvUs Js aUe lo wnrk ,he death cf a Young Ledge-rows require tha samo i;nj 0f attention, and it is only because it 1 . ;..,, .,.! it,. j ; ; fc I generally noticed that hedges ever fail t" ; raakc gooJ LucPS If wccj3 grow up ! iIoIlg with tbe y0t,ng piant3 the jattcr ar ; renjc.rc.j weak, and it is as necessary f..r i tbc stclIlJ 0f a hedge plant to be firm, as j j3 tbat a rail should be strong. And if j SUII)0 . tants in lbe row CSL.ecj otb' rs umcb in growt, ;t w,il Lave a similar de- uiueu iu trowiu n win uavc a similar , ; - J nrar 1 Pujicss tho beauty and the benefit of a bojge wau ,round bjs fruit lots or fields. must go along tho rows now as Le does through his corn and potatoes, and cut 01 1 the weeds and loosen tbe soil as assiduous ly. He should also with a grass hook or pruning knife clip off the ends of shjofs that are extending outwards too much : t!.r will thr -w out many shoots btiow the, .HI ttr,tr out many shoots ... . r the cuts and thus thicken the hodgc. Incuts and thus tmcacn the ho.lgc. lhe hmhest lops snouia dc cut iu iu hko nn- 'liUH' r k-: -h,t. it that t,.. -' e -o operation refardt growth iustead of moting it, and can only he appl.td i.lely to vigorously shooticg plants, and that it is rendered necessary by tbe ential need of having the hedge row thick set in tl.n bottom and uniform in grcw:h and - .'rcnath JJJ BtRi, Pj , Jum tQ '"