Philosophy of Sneezing.
Some writer, who professes to be a cou
hoieseur, thus glvet hi view on the sub
ject of sneezing. They are not to be
sneered at : " We hope we may not be
branded presumptuous, if, in the matter of
sneezing, we pretend to be connoisseurs.
As a proof of our taste, ue hale ons of
your sniveling, dry, half frightened-!o-Sealh
sneezes ; but for one of your full,
clear, sonorous, detonating, reverberating
tsplroions one of those report that set
the wine glasses on the sideboard a jing
ling, aud wake pussy ; we say, for one of
those earthquake sneezes, we have a love,
inferior only to that which we heir to wo
man and our (uvorile dog. A sneeze
to be in good taste.shoulJ crack like a rifle
on a clear morning. A receipt for a scr-eze
of this genus is as follows : When you j
feel a tickling at the root of your probos
cis, jtist jump up, if you be seated,
run to the window through which the sun
shines, throw jour head back until the
bump of philoprogenitiveness presses on
your coat collar, of en your inouib, snarl
like a half-starved hyena at a piece of fresh
meat, aqd then blaze away. The t fleet
Will 6e prodigious : no echo will salute
you from the house top over the way ; the
good housewives will order the clothe taken
in ; the game cock will turn up the red of
his eye at the sun. and you will have the
assurance that jou have not sneezed in
vain.
J
Spelling Whirlpool."
In early times, there was an Irish peda
gogue at Marietta, Ohio, whose speech was
strongly marked by his native brogue. A
boy studying his spelling lesson, came to
the word "Whirlpool," and knowing that
his master would call it Whirdlrpoodlc.
he roguishly passed the idea around to his
class that each should spe!' at the word, just
as he pronounced it, in four syllables. Ac
cordingly, when the master gave out the
word, the first boy began very glibly
W-h i r, whir, d-l-e, whirdle, p-dou'Jc-oo,
poo, d-l-e, whirdtepoodle."
The nest!" says the master "Whir
dlepoofHe!'' ,
The nest boy eommenied " W h-c r,
wher, d-l-e, wherdle, p-double-oo, poo"
'The next U'hirdlepnodle !"
Boy No. 3 "W h u r, whur. d-1 e"
ff'hurdlepoodle next !"
W-h o r, whor, d-l-e, die"
"Whirdlf.poodle !"
V-h ii-r, whur,"
"WH1U&LEPOODLK !"
tV-he r, wh"
Clear out of the house, you villains:''
The Yankee's Retort
a.n P.nolUIimnn beeomins very ind-j'-
" o -
fizmt at a Yankee, for expressing his igno j
ranee of any place called Great B:i:ain,ve- j
ry imperiously said : I
"Do you not know of the glorious Dri j
lain, queen of the seas, once the owner of t
this country 1"
"Wat. I du relelect,'' said Jonathan,
"an orful licken we gin her, tu! Great
beel-eatm feller, llalher eat any day than
fight. Why, ye as, stranger, I reckelect
there was a crazy feller they cnlltd king,
fool 'rough t thiBk we b'longtd to him.
But, strangef, when we got larfiti' at the
darn'd fool, we peppered his babies cut o'
all Concord, an' they tctint bin it harmony
ever ainee. Ye-as, 1 recollect. Good mor
nin', stranger, there's a gentleman want
to see me." Columbian & Great West.
'It is said that Lady Bj'.wer, ti!e ol the
British Minister, presides at lh tea-table in
propria persona, and pours out the agreea
ble beverage with her own fair hands."
She does, indeed ? Is it possible T 0!i,
my how you talk ! " None but th
City papers have the news!"
In the card of a dancing master, the
printer made a funny mi-take, by substitu
ting an $ for a t. The card read thus :
"1 ffl'er my most respectful shanks to all
who have honored me with their patron
age." A man traveling in Vermont, declared
the wind came to him so laden with frag
rance, that he tho't he was near a gsrden
ol roses. He discovered thai it uas only a
bevy of girls going ihtwzk iSc woods.
To make French socp, all that rs neces
wry is to boil a quart of water do v. a to a
pint. Vermicelli soop is made by aJding
handful of cut blraw to a pailful of dis!i
water -.
Pliny speaks cl certain criminals who
could fatten on smr.ke. I low lucky for
hose who listen to Congressional di5nl.es,
if the same were true of them !
A man out West, who has a large farm,
wrote that he stacked up all the hay he
eou'd out of doors, and the rest he put in
his barrr.
The Cincinnati Despatch boasts of a
colored gptitiemnn there. o dark that n
candle will go out, firty feet from his lace.
ft i ssTipected thnt those who can't eat
ntae pies guiltless of brrsndv, rnn "worry
down" brandy without th aid ff pie !
Absence of Mind A man stith delirium
tremens, accusing his il of rr2fnes.
Poverty, Pride, and Laziness, constitute
an unhappy family.
WaVMT Less precept r more practice.
The Summer Session of the
LEWISBURG ACADEMY,
"1T7ILL commence on Mokdai the 29th of
y April. Instruction will be given, s for
merly, in ell branchea necessary to a thorough
Academic course. Our endeavor shall not be
simply to communicate knowledge, but to excite
the youthful mind to act for itself. When this
is fully attained, the progress of the aludent
becomes at once certain and rapid. The kind of
learning which most of our youths in this country
need, is that solid literature, which, while it
matures their minds, prepares tbent also for the
practical duties of liie.
Composition and Declamation will rrctive their
full share of attention particularly the former.
The Primary Department shall have our special
care. Kiom the disposition manifested to sustain
the Institution, the subscriber feels stimulated to
renewed exertions.
The Sessign will consist of two Ttrms of It
weeks each a short vaeaiion intervening. Tui
tion .fill for the common branches, 1 for the
higher L'nglMi, and Sll for Languages, per
tesii n per Term, one half.
JNO. RANDOLPH.
March 27, 1850. Principal.
TanningandCiiiTying
FOR past favors, the subscriber returns
his grateful thanks, and hereby makes
known that he carries on the business of
Tannin? and Currying,
at the O 'I Stand. Determined not to be
out-lone in the manufacture or finish of his
work, he is bound to have (he best work
men and nia'criit's, and to treat those who
hava so liWallv patronized as well ns
those nlso w ho shall be plenscd to patronize
him) with thttt attention which he hopes to
insure birn a full share of public patronage.
All kinds of Produce taken in exchange.
Hides and P. trk not refused, for which the
highest market price will be paid in cash
or in exchange for leather.
L. STERNER.
March 2-", A D. 1850
WIN Ft EM) WOOLEN
FACTORY,
Xear Harticton, I'tticn Co., I'a.
ritHE subscriber, thnnkful for the liberal
J patronage bestowed on his old estab
lishment, hr-iis leave to inform his friends
and the put.lic in general, that he has now
removed his Machinery into his New Mill,
(lito miles iiboee Ilartlttoii.wat the Turn
pike.) which has tern built and fitted upon
the r.:ost improved r'an, nnd will have on
by the middle of Apr.l an entire new si :t of
JENK3' latest IMPROVED MACHINERY,
in addition to his already good-sell, which
will rmtc; it the largns! and best fitt-J-up
establishment within 100 miles of it; ami
with the advantage of one Df the best v.Ver
powers, he fit's sufe in saying that bio
establishment is not mid shall not he sur
passed by any in this prtrt of the country,
lie has er.gtgcd a .-vd sett of workmen,
and is now prepared for manufacturing
Bnal anl narrow CLGTH3,
Cassi meres, T woods, Satinetts,
Je-ins, Flannels, Blankets, &e.
in the best manner, on tl e shortest notice,
at reduced prires. C7Fr the accommo
dation of customers, Wool may Le left a!
the following
Dopbhories :
New Delia : E Wilson's Store
Seliii'fiove r Oavts A ihnnre ilo
Jo .1. hn llartman Jr
Frccburg : (I4FC iMoycr 1
Mii!!!'tJrg : SivongliiA. Kassinger tlo
Adar.isl'urj: Henry such do
PeunsYatteyNairowa : Mrs Moalxtlo
Mifiliiilnirg : Henry Oa.-l !.i
Kat Uu(Ti!.): Smvirl Iter's Tatern
RutTaloX K.ia.t-: J M't'rt-ight's Store
I.eUl'Urg: J Haypsit Co d
ilo IW'cr & Mdin(! do
Wert M ilmn: J.i'.in U.itesman Io
Milton: Mask-Uer & Swenk !
il Sureripy & Hang 1j
Liberty P O : Win Dale's Hotrse.
I.imcator : Weiilenhamet's Jftore
IVttsgrove : Jaiues IiecJ
A cood assortment of Cloihs, Satinr-lis,
Cdssiiiicres.T-.v nds, J-ans, I'laniiels.n'an
kets. Stocking Yarn, &c. always For Salp
or Exrhtnpe fir Wnn or country Produce
at the New Factory.
CA RD1XH and I'ULLIXG as muni.
MARK HALFPENNY.
"Winfield Mills. March 1, 1850
GOLD and SILVER
Sal mtij in California, htil aho in Lewislurg.'
A KOfd assomont of
Valc!sr, Kilt rrwarc and Jcirtlry
of fine quality anil at City piices.
HatScid & Thotnpsan
Ueprctfully inform the citiwixof Lewitburg an.l
vicinity, iht thr-v have entercJ into Partnership
at Ilia t)Ll) STAND on Market St., opposite J
Hayes & Co's Slurp, prepared to execute evtry
kin J of work in their lino, m the best manner.
They cfefu!j nelectcl of the best English and
French rnateriaU, Mainsprings Cylinder. Tvscnpe
rherN, anJ a riety of Wiitch Jewels, anil flatu-r
themeWes that their knowledge and skill in the
liuiinewi will enable them to give satisfaction to
all who mtiv fnvor thein nith palronae.Q --y.
FINE WATCHES, such as Duplex, Es-j"Vl
capements, I.epines, Anchars, IMachtd, Xjj
Patent I.evcn", Ri-peators, and Musical Watches,
Vc neatly repaired and warranted
Also fr sale, a variety of Gold and ilver
Watches, Patent I.cers. Anrhars. Detached. Le-
pines, tjuartiers. an.l Lnjli-h Watches, Gold
Chains. Un-art pais, Finger and Ear rings. Gold
and SSver'13t ll slides, Bracelets, GolJ and Silver
c tijr-- Pencils and Pens, do pcetnc!es,
itTi-S'ilver Spnons, Suqar tongs.Comlis,
&e Ac. in shi.rt, a litile of everything, and
anything else, not mentioning knick-knack,
always nu hand nr g t to order
A 'variety of Brass Clocks for 53 and npwards
at whots!- and retail
Persona drsiiidg to grt things right, would do
well by giving ihe suhsciibera a rail
Expedience tel's us that the Credit System can
not atf rd a living. Therefore, in older to "push
along and keep moving," the Cash System must
necessarily be enforced. Feb 23. ISjO
A I, HATFIELD.
W5I II TlfOMPSOX"
RECEIPT
fir the eel.'fcratot
WA&IIIM1 JIIMLKC.
,4 OZ Spts Ammonia. 16 ox Spta Turpentine, 4
- oz Spts Camphor ; mix in bottle. Take fi
to 8 tablespoonfuls above mixture: 1 pints soft
snap to an ordinary tub of hot water; mix thor
oughly together, then put the clothes in Ihe tub,
and let them remain fifteen minutes before wash
ing them out ; then rinse them through two nr
three water, hang up and dry. This Washing
Miitorc for sal hv . W. oCll Arr I.E.
I.KWISBURG CHRONICLE AND .WEST
WbRMS--woRire ! Various theories
have been started rlative to the origin
of intestinal worms, arid yet the question is
a vefted one among medical authorities. Of
one fact, however, all are informed, and in
which all agree the fatal nature of the
influence they exert on children. As this
season of the year is ond at which attacks
of worms are most frequent as well as most
dangerous, we take great pleasure in direct
ing the attention of parents to Dr.M'Lane's
Vermifuge. It is one of the most extraor
diniry medicines ever introduced, and has
never failed of success when tried.
AiitLPHi. K.iss Co, Ohii, Ffb 19, 1848
Messrs J Kidd & Co : We wUh to inform you
that we have sold all your Worm Specific left
with us. We wih you to send ns some m it as
soan as possitil,-, as it has given general fstiatae
tion here. V.'e hnve many calls for it since we
are out of the article. . It has succeed. all other
preparations in this county, and f r t'lis reason
v.e wirb to keep a supply on hand.
IUMA PATTERSON".
The above is one of hundreds of similar
communications) which the proprietors of
thi medicine are daily receiving. Where it
has been introducpd,it has become the most
popular remedy in use. t
AGENTS- -0 W ScnATriz, Lewisliurg; II
J Chafer and J H Kaser, Milion ; I Geihart. Se
linsgrove; J W Friling, Sonbury ; Mrs M'Cay,
Northumberland , M V Qrier, J M.mre, Danville
-jfvuitnnn
gfW0 R N AM RNTAL
TREES..,
Ihe subscriber olli'is lor sali; a large
issertnient of choice Fruit Trees such as
Apple trees, 7 to 10 feet high, 40 varieties,
11 warranted genuint Peach trees, 20
varieties; Tartarian Cherry, Nt'cHnne,
PrtitiC and Fear trees, together with some
0 or 8 varieties of Grape Vines of the best
native and rxotic varieties. Ornamental
Trees, such as the Paulonia, Linden, &c.
I he above trcrs can be seen by the 1st of
April, on the premises of the subscriber,
nne S'i'iar?! above Chriat & M FadJiu s
Ftiunclrv.
N. 15. Persons wishing to procure a
quantity of the Fruit tree,nre requested to
make immediate iippiicatinn to tliesubscri
Urr, in order to procure the varieties and
size wanted. H. R. MOLL.
Lewisbtirg, March 4, 1850.
Notice.
S'
"U'nSCHiriEllS'io tlie "University nt
Lewisl.ur"11 are i-estiectfuily requested
to pay their Second Instalment, now due,
to the Treasurer. And those who have not
naid the 1st iustnl'l are respectfully notified
thiitiill such delin.pieiirs will be charged
Interest on their In.-.taWiienls from the time
tbi'v bocome due.
SAU'I. T. WAI.KUK, Tasis.
LewLsburg, Feb. 25, 1850.
HENflY C. HICKOK,
ATTOUXEY AT LAW,
Lcjisburg, Union County, renrfa.
Practices in trnion and adjoining counties also
attends the courts ol l'rrry county.
OFFICE on Second St., lately occupied
by L. P.. Chris!, Ksq.
Branureth's Tills are sold at 25
cts per l&x ( vith full direction-)
B'
Y J. HAYES & CO., Uwisl.tirg, and
by oj."LV one Agent in every town in
the Union. L.ioh Agent has a Ucrtiticalc
of A-jesicy. Examine the box orpil's always
and compare it with the f.ic sirailc lat'els on the
Certni- te of Agency. As there is a counterfeit
of the -jw latiel out. this is of much importance,
as th.:r j is a ileriJrd dil'-rcnce hitivcen the
appesi- noe of the true labels and those cf the
count r f.'it. The conr.'erfeil is done on stone ;
ihe ft' luiue are done on ftevl. The appearance
ofil printing on the counterfeit is raijel and
blur.-; ; the genuine label is the very pink of
neitriVss, both in piinting, paper, and general
execution.
Ilo very careful and go to the Agent.when you
want BrnnJrrlh's Pills : then you are f lire of the
genuine a'ticla. When you purchase otherwise,
inquire of the st-!ler whether he knows the pills
he off. rs vnu are iheasci.uir.c Dramlreth!.! Ev-
cry man knows whether the anicle he ctrcrs is
true or false. Ueware of cheats !
'owes
f I IE subscribers offer the public, at their
I t: r. I.- . l .k., ......
I new oiiui i uuii ii v, nic i.i'iiiig iiuw
and valu ible Stoves :
Imn Witch Air-Tight Cooking Stoves, with
a Brirk Oven.
J.sdy Wasiiington Parlor Stove.
Cast Irou Vir-Tighl Parlor Stove, for Wood
2 sizes.
Coal Darner for Parlors 1 size, 12 inch cjl
ind'T. Louis Air-Tight Cast Iron Parltr Stove 2
t-izes.
Shield Air-Tight Parlor Stove for Wood 2
sizs.
Egg Store the very best in use for Stores,
Offices, Birmoin". and Shops.
The celebrated Genesee Air-Tight Cook Stove.
The Complete Cook 2 sizes.
Also, all kinds of Vood and Coal Stoves
Ploughs Castings. &:c. &c.
CHRIST St M'FADDIX.
LewUburg, Doc. 12, 1810.
1 FRESH supply received at the Lewis
XlL burg Cheap Bookstore :
Fiske's Manual of Classical Literature
D.ivics AmtlyticKl Geometry '
Blair's Uhetoric, (University edition)
Comstock's Mineralogy
The Complete Farmer, I vol, 62 J cts
The New American Gardener, 1 vol, $1
The Hook that will Suit You, or a Word
for liyeryhody
I can furnish the above works, with a
great variety of others, at very lt,w prices.
May 33 8 F I.YNDAI.I.
Window SAS1.
A lot of 8x10 Window Sash, from the
cheap Manufactory of Sprout & Burrows,
on hand, nnd all sizes got to' order on
short notice. - ,
May, 1949 I O Lawshe .
NOTES Promissory, Judgment, and
Joint Noies (blanks) at this office.
SALT an
AP 01
d FISH on hand by
Reber & MJin
fa"
Dr. Sicayne's Celebrated Family Medi
cines. ;
CURB FOLLOWS CCKB !
More Proofs of the Efficacy of
Dr. SV AYNE'S
coxroiJD avacF or
Wild Cherry,
The Original and Genuine Preparation !
. Consumption,
Coughs, Colds, Asthma. Bronchitis, Liver Com
plaint. spitting Itlood.dilficulty of Breathing,
pain in the Side and Breast, palpitation
of the Heart, Influenza,Croup,bro- .
ken t;ontitution,sore Throat,
Nervous Dehility.and all
diseases of Throat,
Ures-t. and
" Lungs:
the most effee-
lual and speedy cure
kuown for any of the
' " above diseases ia -'.
Dr. Swayne's compound Syrup
- of Wild Cherry.
Reliable Testimony.
John Milion Earle, editor of the Worcester
Spy, Mass , waa attacked with a severe inflama
tion of the lungs, accompanied with distressing
cough : after using various other remedies wun
little or no benefit, by the use of one bottle ol Dr
Swayne's Compound Syrup of Wild Cherry, he
was restored to perfect health.
Wm. M.mtelios, a respectable merchant of St
Clair, Sohuvlkill county, writes, Jan 30, 1849:
"Enclosed f send you a certificate of Wm. Beau
mont, a citizen of our town. His case of Cons
umption is well known here,and of longstanding;
he attributes his cure entirely to your Compound
Syrup of Wild Cheiry." -
Be not deceived by the many spurious and
worthless preparations of Wild Cherry, ushered
into notice by ianoront pretenders, but see thai
the signature of Dr. Swayne ia upon each bottle,
which is the only guarantee against imposition.
KtnieinLcr ! the genuine preparation of Wild
Cheiry is prepared only by Dr Svrvr, N W
corner of Eighth and R ace streets, Philad'e
Swayne's celebrated VermlVuge,
Safe and Effectual Remedy for Worms. Dya
' pepsia. Cholera Moibus, sickly or dyspec
Children or Adults,and the most useful Family
Medicine ever offered to the public."
This remedy ia one that baa proved successful
for a long lime, and is universally acknowledged
by all b bive tried it to be far superior (hong
so very pleaant to the taste, at the same time
effectual) to any other medicine ever employed in
diseases lor which it is recommended. It not
only destroys worms, but it invigorates the whol.
f j siem. Il i harmless in iia eflerts.and the health
of the patient is always improved by its oe, even
when no worms sre discovered.
V Beware of Mitakt3. Remember Dr S s
Vermifuge is now put up in fuarc bottles (hav
ing recentlv been changed) covered by a beautiful
wrapper, steel engraving, wiih the portrait of Dr
Swayne thereon engraved. Boar this in mind,
and he not deceived.
DTI BW AYXE'8 SITOAR COATED SAR-SA-PAUILLA
AND EXTRACT OF TAR PILLS.
The virtues of these pills can be appreciated
only by those who have used them. They are
adapted to assist nature in carrying off morbid
matter, obstructions, impurity of Ihe blood. Ac.
They ate gentle and c ilective purgative, correct
all the functions-of the liver, and as an alterative
in dropsical affections ihey are very valuable and
should te in every family. They have an outside
coating of pure White Sugar.whereby everything
disagreeable to tSfts or i-rhel is entirely removed
without in the leat effecting the excellent quali
ties of the medicine. Remember ! they are now
put up in boxes turned out ( the solid wood,
covered wiih a red I il el bearing the signature ol
Dr Swayne: none other is genuine.
The nbnve valuable Medicines are pre
pared only by Dr. S WAYNE, N W corner ol
Eighth and Race streets, Philadelphia.
.7?ens for Union Cmtnty. Pa.
K W Schaffie, and Thornton & Baker.Lewisburg
JSe.-bc.ld and v n-,..;!" Mench, Mitlersburg
Ed WiNon. U'r!,njL.ctTaylor,Miminlurg
Mo Specht, Beavertoirnj Wilt A Eilcrt, Hartleton
D J Bover, Centerville jSaml Ilaupt do
D.ASchnure.Selinsgr'vejVouiignaan & Walter
D Smth.Mo-scr's Valley Dry Val!e
IieubKtl!er.Navy Iland'B.A Summers.Frorburu
ami hy Storekeepers generally Iy23l
P U II K F U B SHOO I)
JLivei Oil.
fPIIIS new and valuable MeiKcine, now
J used by the med cnl profession with
such astonishing efficacy in the cure of
Pulmonary Consumption, i-crofuht. Chronic
lihtumatitm, Coul. geniral Debility,
Complaints if the Kidnry,
&c. id., is prepared from the liver of the
COD-FISH for medicinal use, expressly
for our sales.
Extract from the London Medical Journal.)
C. J. B.WH.LIAW. M. D- F.R S., Professor ol
Medicine in University College, London, consul
ting phyairian to the Hospital for Cousumpuon,
&e , tays ; " I have prescrilwd the Oil in above
four hum'.reJ cases of tubeicutous disease of the
Lungs, in different stages,which have been under
my care the last two years and a half. Io the
large number of caea, 206 out of 23 . its use was
followed by marked, nnequivoeal improvement,
varying in degree in different cases, from a tem
porary retardation of the progresa of Ihe disea-e
and a mitigation of distressing symptoms, up to
a more or less complete restoration to apparent
health.
The effect of the Cod Liver Oil in most of
these cases was very remarkable. Even in 1 few
days the cough was mitigated, the eipccioration
diminished in quantity and opacity, the night
sweats ceased, the pulse became slower, and of
better volume, and the appetite, flesh and stiength
were gradually improved.
" In conclusion I repeat that the pure fresh Oil
from the Liver of Ihe Cod is more beneficial in
the treatment of Pulmonary Consumption than
any agent, medicinel. dietetic or regimenal, that
has yel been employed.
As we have made arrangements to pro
cure the Cod Liver Oil fresh from head
quarters, it cart now be had chemically
pure, by the single bottle or in boxes of
one doz?n each. -
Its wonderful cfucacy has induced num
erous spurious imitations. As its success
depends entirely on its" purity, too much
care c-in not he used in procuring itoESV-
1NB. livery OOllie navinjr on il our wrniL-ri
signature, may be depended on as genuine.
Pamphlets containing an analysis of the
Oil, with notices of it from the Medical
Journals, will be sent fo those who address
us free of nostntre. '
jonN C. BAKER $ CO.,
Wholesale Druggists and Chemists,
Iy29) . 100 North Third St Philadelphia
ALL KINDS OF
JOB PRIMING,
NEATLY t EXPEDITIOUSLY
EXECUTED
AT THE " CHRONICLE " OFFICE.
BRANCH FARMER
TO PHYSICIANS, DRUGGISTS. &
COUXTRY MERCHANTS.
DR. J. N. KEELER & BRO. moat res
pectfully solicit attention to their fresh
stock of English, French. German, and
American Drugs, Medicines, Paints, Che
micals, Oils, ItycstulTs, Glassware, Perfu
mery, Patent Medicines, Varnishes, &c
Having opened a new store, Ho S94, Market at,
with a full supply ol fresh Drugs and Medicines,
we respectfully solicit country dealcra to eiaro
ine our alock before purchasing elsewhere, prom
ising one and all who may feel disposed to ex
tend to us their patronage, to sell tbea genuine
Drug and Medicines, on as liberal teams as any
other house in the Citysnd to faithfully eiecute
all orders entrusted to us promptly and with de
spatch. One of the proprietors being a regular physi
cian, affords ynple guarantee of the genuine
quality ol all aritclea told at Ihcir establishment.
We especially invite druggists and country
merchants, who may wish lo become agents for
Dr. Keelert Celebrated Family Medicines,
(standarJ and popular remedies,) to forward their
address.
Soliciting the patronage of dealers, we respect
fullv remain,
J. N. KEELER & BRO., Wholesale Druggists,
ly38 l No. 294, Market St rhilad.
mc "ate: jwh. n
SAM'L AMMON,
rpiIANKFL'L for liberal patronage heretofore
received, respectfully informs bis old friends
and the public generally that he ha removed hia
Tailor Shop
to the Rasement of hia Brick dwelling on Market
street, next door above C. Penny's saddlery (late
the ollice of II C HicKoR.Esq) where he hopes to
suit all who may give him their custom, as
he does all work in his line in the best and
ricwet style nnd on short notice. Ho his
the Fashions regularly, employs none but
good hands, and is determined to keep uj
with the times and merit a good share c.
patronage. CUTTIXG done to order.
Ch-irges reasonable, and Produce taken in
exchange for work
LT.tislmrz, June, 1949 ly270,7
Myers' Liquid Cure!
IS a positive and never-failing Remedy
for PILES, whether Internal, Ex
ternal, liliiui or deeding Scrofula, While
Swellings, Ulcers, ulcerated Sore Throat,
Cink'-r tinro Mouth, Rheumatism, Cutan
eous Lisenses, Mercurial Affect ions -c.
also for Scald, Burns, Culs, Sprains, Brui
ses. Vc. &c.
We feel justified in proclaiming the Fact to
the World, llial of all mlicines ever bro't before
the public, nrme have ever been more beneficial
to afflicted humanity than Myers' Liquid Cure.
We know this is saying a great deal, but if we
were to write volumes we could not say toJ much
in praise of this
HKiTn-nr.Tonir.,irrr;-enrtoit vo ufxedv.
Hundreds, nay thousands bless the happy hour
when firft they were made .acquainted with its
transcendant virtues; and oor present pnrpose is
to inform oilier thousands, how and where thoy
may obtain that nlief which they perhaps have
long songht for in vain.
The superior excellence of this preparation
over all other medicines, for the speedy an.l per
maniiit cure of PILES, is well known lo all who
have tested it. It has been prov, d in thousands
of instances, anJ has tVKR vaileb to cure the
t.ioil uMinale cases, and we are confi.lent it trill
ntrerfail if used a proper length of time acconl-
I ing to directions. Aa a proof ol our enure conli
j dencc in its efficacy, we assure all purchasers that
if. af er a proper trial, it prove incueciuai, me
M ney paid forwt will be returned.
The Liquid Cure is an effectual remedy for
Ttingworms, Riles, Pimples, Barbers' Itch. Frosted
Limbs, Chilblains. Salt Khenm. Mosquito Bites,
stings of poisonous Insects and Cutatieousdiseascs
of every description.
It is both sife and effectual fjr Riif.isatism,
giving immediate and permanent relief.
lis effects as a real Pain Kilter, are magical.
iteu riii.v ii nir i.o
should provide themselves with this Invaluable
I,r,.ri, ehpnnness of which places it
within the reach of all.
Full Directions accompany each Uotlle
Pamphlets, eontfciiiing copies
of certificates
from those who have tested the Liquid Cure, may
be had gratis of our eu:hcriied agents
Myers' Li'uid Cure is prepared only by
JEROME & CO. 21 Spruce St. New lork
Agents : C W ScUaffle, Lewbburg ; J U Raser,
Milion lveowaSS
:RY THE NEW 'FIRM!
WYK0FF & HOUSEL
"ITTOULD inform the public, that they
V have opened a shop on Fourth street
lower story of S. W. WykotPs old stand,
opposite Hunter Pardoe's shop, where they
keep on hani r "" '
Fancy nnd Common Chairs,
Hilton Rocking Chairs also
iireaii3. Tables, ticasteaos,
sggrj? nl various Ktnus,
' U i It: t , v.v v v
All work in our line warranted to be well
made, and on the most reasonable terms.
House and Sign PAINTING
attended to by the subscribers on the shor
test notice and in the best style.
Country Produce and Lumber taken in
payment and Cash not refused, but rather
preferred. -
The subscribers intend to be strict in the
fulfilment of all their promises as regards
work nnd so doing, hope to receive a
liberal share of public pntronnoe. .
JOHN N. WYKOFF.
JOSEPH M. HOUSEL.
Lewisburs Nov. 1849
OLD DR. a ted S.P. TOWNSEXD'S
compound syrup of Sarsaparilla.
JUST ree'd from the old Dr. a large nnd
fresh supply of hts celebrated medicine
from the principal Depot tn JNew lork.
Persons wishing to procure Sarsaparilla
can have either the old or young Dr's, gen
uine and fresh, by calling on the Agent,
Lewishurg, June'26 C V SCIIAFFLB
Dr. Rose's medicines.
The subscriber having been appointed
solp agent for Dr. Rose's Medicines, for
Union county, offers them to the public
with creat confidence as to their efiicacy
and certainty of effecting cures ia all cases
for which they are designed. . A single test
only is required to establish the fact.
Sept 27 SS BARTON
Old Dr. Jacob Townsend's
SARSAPARILLA also S. P. Town
send's Sarsaparilla, for sale by
Dr. Thornton fe Baker.
EoriTiiixE life ' .iistnAM,
Annuity and Trust Company, v
Office, 74, Walnut Street, Philadelphia.
CivrTAi , $250,000 Charter FerpctuaL
rilHG Company are bow prepared to transact
I business upon the Boat liberal and advanta
geous terms. They are authorized by their charter
(see. ?) " to make all and evtry inauraoce apper
taining to life risks of whatever kind or nature, and
to receive and execute trusts, make endowment,
and to grant and purchase annuities." The Com
pany sell annuities and endowments, and act aa
trustees for minors and heir.
Tabic of Premiums required for the Assurance
oj 100 Jttrtne wnoie Itria oj Jjije,
Age. rrem.
Age. Preui.
Age. f'rem.
46 $3 36
16
1 50
31 $2 09
17
19
19
20
21
o-
23
24
25
26
27
23
20
80
I S3
I 5G
I 59
1 CO
1 63
1 00
1 69
1 72
1 76
1 65
1 89
I 94
1 99
2 04
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
2 15
47
48
49
50
51
52
S3
64
55
56
57
58
59
60
3 49
2 20
2 37
2 33
2 40
2 47
2 54
2 63
3 70
2 81
2 92
3 01
3 13
3 23
3 62
3 77
3 94
4 13
4 32
4 51
4 71
4 91
5 12
5 33
5 51
5 78
6 03
The premiums are less than any other company
and the policies afford greater advantages. Mar
ried worner end female children can insure the
live of either a husband or parent free from the
claims ot creditors. Tables of half yearly and
quarterly premiums, half credit rate of premium,
short terms, joint lives, survivorehips, endow,
ments and form of application are to be bad at
the Office or of the Agent.
Halts for insuring $100 en a tingle Life.
Age. Fori year. For 7 year. For Life.
20 $0 81 91 160
30 0 99 1 30 2 01
40 1 29 1 64 3 70
50 1 8G 2 07 3 91
59 3 48 3 97 6 03
Example : A person aged 30 year next birth
day by paying the Company 99 cl would aecuie
t3 hia family or heir (100 should he die in one
year, or for 9 90 be secure lo them $1000, or for
13 00 annually for seven years he secure to them
J10OO should ho die inseven years, er for 20 40
paid yearly during life he secures $ 1 000 to be paid
when he die the insurer securing his own bona
by the difference in amount of premium from those
cbargej t.v other office. For 49 50 the heirs would
receive 1-5000 should be die in one year.
FETER CULLEN. President.
F. W. RAWLE. i?ec'j and T eas.
For further particulars epply to
HENRY" C. HICKOK.
Agent for Union and adjoining counties.
Consulting Physician Wat. Haves, M. 1).
Lcnisburg, Union Co. Pa. July 21, 1S49
LEWiSBUBb- FOUNDRY
1MIE subscribers, thankful for past patro
nage, would inform the public that they
continue to manufacture all kinds of
MILL GE.1RLVG.
CastWaterWheelsof'h.e.,!?rt'pproT'J
Threshing Machines.
One and Two ITorscI
SMoughs. 52
We invite particclar attention to a new
article Viard's Talent C.IXG rLfllCIIS, lor
SfCding in Grain. Farmers by this plough
can seed in ns much crain, ia one day, a
in three days with common ploughs.
Casting nnir Sucmnjr,
and Fitting the same. HOLLOW WARE.
Kettles and Pots of various sizes Smooth
ing Irons and Stands cast Tea Kettles to
suit cook inn stoves.
COOKING STOVES,
thi most approved patterns now in use, for
wood or coal.
FancjFarIor,Yood.Coal Stores,
AIR TIGHT STOVES,
Rare'N SHf-reeiilaiin:? Air-tight
Parlor WooJ bioves, (a new article.)
Thrc.hiii2 Machine? and other articles
of machinery repaired in the best mannc
and on the shortest notice. CaMios war
rnnted to be of the best material, and at
prices that can not fail to please.
GKDDKS Ac MARSH.
Lewisbur?, March 23, 1948 flv209
Pianos! Pianos.
in
TIHE undersigned continues to famish to order
JL on ice most reasonable terms. Pianos, from
the manufactory of Conrad -Meyer. rhiUd.,vrhose
instruments are loo well kuown to need anv pan.
ciryric, having uniformly received the commend
ations of the most eminent professors and compo
sers of Music, and the award of the premiums in
New York, Philadelphia and Boston. For qualities
oi rone, touch, and kcriioj in tone up to concert
iilcn, they can not be surpassed hy either Amer
ican or European Piano.
Instructions uiTcn on the Piano, as heretofore.
Reference may be made to any of those parents
or guardiana who have pupils committed to hia
charge. He may be seen at hia residence at Mrs
Maize's, Market street, Lewisburg, where terms
ami particulars will be made knowd.
The most popular and favorite Aire and Music
of different kinds received aa it is issued from the
different musical establishments in the Cities.
May 15 CHARLES KAMSCil
The New Foundry
TS now carried on as usual, at the upper
X end ol Market street, where everv des
cription of C A S T I N G S is kept on
nana or mnae to order such as
The Complete, or
Complete Improved
Cooking Stoves,
for either Coal or
Wood and alt
other kinds: of
STOVES,
also PLOUGHS of differ
ent kinds Corn Ploughs, Bull Ploughs,
ond the . ' :
Self-Sharpening Plough,
a new article, and which can not be beat
in Pennsylvania. Call and see and judn
for yourselves.
CHRIST At M'FADDIX. ;
Lewisburg. Sept. 22, 1849
'GOAL
770R sale bv
OF "ALL
KINDS
ItERER .V JDD1NCS".
Lewisburg. J;iric, !?t?
"An ounce of Pretention worth
. a pound of Cure," in
, that awful dUta4,Z , .,
G (HI SUMPTION!
DR. FITCII'3 Lectures, on the Prevent
tion and Cure of Consumption.
This popular work for sale in Lewisburj
by S.,F. Ljndall J. Houghton and at
this office. Price. 75 centsr.1
TRICKS OaV OITACKS.
1st ErtirioDr Ko vaia tjumir.-TV, t
bnarnrtHa t"v sals Hi lha . towns caitert s
TiwnVnrt's SrMinlla. Il w a.lil - th. I.RK.l.
K AU GB!i:iME, and all Wat. T TowwroJ nmilncior
mni new was ; but u fcmnrrljr a worteron raitmaiKca.
ita, serf ihe bie-vm h asMrmas uU ol - iks
nurpoM t gai'ung cre-lit for wha ne Hans. lte M bs
baa Klenileit to medical sckaotm, ana- PCMced li,r fii-na
temr "" N" U truth w. he B w prartt BWinw
L, jn hi, hfef S.if wHfid, iekt sirawii.,,
luiks had to the characir n.t ereit)r of the turn. I wm
most sinowly, b aad nw made U.outaui.iiu ! km
rlf or ol ma. U'hra will mm tarn to he honest and tnr(
rut in all their Vlinpi and iotreoor wiifc uau fcu
rota ' He applied lo one Boel Clspp to aj hm tn m-a .
ofe-torinf his mmore. statins; taw Weo soma ha ww, .
make as an axjicemrnt to embark in the birtin I"" i
men haro been infiltliu; and bellmf, m in all pojul. j
fornn. in oriWr to impoe, ih public with the oern-r ttt t
the Old Uoetor's !ariant!a was wit lbs ernm. ariei' a
Nanarimitla. m.!e Irma the OK Uaclor Griieinal J t.
me ThtsS. P. Twnend aT I ! l lbs tue ol t y
name rt7 a week. I will cue him wn ir he will p.
duca one sinsle Military piwrf of thn. Hia ataiame nu ct
Thompson. Skillman Co.. are no.hin? but a trsaut oi
feiaehonds, simply made to deeeire Ua pahuc and k.-ep
UK trulh don in resird to his vmrinr. frrmming rum
fomd. Thin h. to caution the pnnlic to puicoaaa nana aaa
Old Or Jal'OB Townaeod'" Saraaiiarilla. ham ooj tna
Old loors likened hiaamtfy Gaol a Arm.m LU
Kmai uracro the Coat o Anna-
I tA i.:il 1 TV-'
Old Dr. Jacob -Townsend,
Tffc nsmniaL DISCOVEKER OF THE
Genuine Townsend Sarsaparilla.
Old Dr. T-wnaeitil is now ahmit T yeaia -af ar. i-v; !
hu -barn known as li A UTHOK and IHsre, VEHLl
iylhT?; fi V V .V B CRISIS AL " TO WSSHXD
SiRSiPAKILLA." Beiri poor, be wan conii.ieJ
unit i" manufacture, by which means it aa. been Sep o
w market, and the aaies eircmnacrioed to rtiwje or.,, aso
had omred iu wonh. ami known its aloe. It hail uncial
Ihe Jara of mn. nerenhe. as lhue persiai ho isi
been healeil ! orr .lueasas, abJ aae4 Imm ikiaL n
e'.aureil ua wor-lerf;il
IIKALINO POWKR.
This GRAMJ AM L rm Al.l t: 1 PRI-;r r.ATif N
wnutacturwion tite lrs?;n raie. aivl i ca.ivt. ijr t:::;ir
out ihe leristh an-1 breaiitrt of th mt. e-prw.;y .i
fourul infapable ol drzroenitioft ordpiTifrt;iot.
Uuhke young S- P. TiwnenI'A, it im.pv wr
and nrfr ehaiicedbut forrbe betvr; bermue it i- prfior
On trirMtite princi-? b a arint(lf mm. Ti-e h.;vi
knowle'l;e of ;hminTT.a(fl tite litrrt diwoTenn oi t
axu have all been UroriM jn;o rcquiiua in ihe mai,a'c
lurol the Old lr j SariMt-anlla. Th 5rsatn!ia rx
tiiswrll known to mMru iunui:iAm0 mxv m-o.-rs
prnjn i, ari-l -nir profacnina which are i' M r e.e
and othera, which if rauuned in preparina; k taro-r. w
doetermmUfiitm and mriet, wtiirh r iuhrrwos i i::r
rm. pome nf ine prwTaaVrsifi mirauiiia sib w m iiaa
that Tttcw entirely evaitoraie and are luai io rbe pftparaVtMi.
il iIvt arc out pfrerred hy a triemttfr arerw, knwwnafr
ly ia' ih"e xprnnnecd in nm RtaMfacnine. Momrm,
themTolaiU yrinrplr; which fly off in rapnr, of m mi
ha Iit ion, nwler be.n, art Uio ery emntiU mtUcul m
erites on the root, w!ueh i" co u all its Taiira
Atty p(Kua can boil or sar the root till trey fftairt
eolarl-d iKTiwl, which i iw frm th fWwi aiaiwr
liie no& than iVom anythiu; el?e ; they car thea ramirii
HAipid r vapid li-!ii. wrtt wi-h iwt:r raola"--"
thwieall M -1-itKSAAUii.LA E TRACT or SYEl P. '
ttt tnrh f n. in aj-tK-U ktH'Wit at the
GENUINE OLD OK J.f;ORTOWNSEND3
S.AUsiAIMRlU-A ' .
T.w ia m prrrd that all the inen ptpM f
!irafaril:. i-Ht ai first removed, every-hm rapah1
breouua? and or trracutairon ia .xtracwd and trjtoe :
then vrv frtc of urxhcl virtue o rr-CVTvd in a pun
and crrnrrVmr'r' i--rm ; mint ihiw it i maUaxaU. aacap"
ot losing any oi ll viuatile aud Irealinff ppfiru. Prt
pared in tlu wav. it i nia.ie tlie pvwen.it w ia tmt
Caire of innwnacraUlo DUatea
tlerte the rean wky we lear c'ntmriH:nM on rv
ado tn it farm hy mn, women, and children. Wa nnff.
doiii-w.infer m the cure. i trriL
r a aarr n -rl vl'IT.' IPSfV akl
ndjt a:rf:ii'n. arising fp'm -
1MPCHITY OF THE BLOOD.
It povetm-f a mnnrelloits efficacy in all eomplainta art
Mrts irora Mestitm, from Aettiiig of the Utomatk, ffj-a
unt-tjual ciri'uiiitKKi, deurmi nation oi blood to the head,
ttalpitaiion of ihe heart. ruUl iei and han.la, cold ehi'baa
hot fliKtie? t.T.-r tlu- To.ly. k haa not Hri4u in GLta&
Cough ; and prom-rtfe ear expeciorauoa and fjent'e w
ttpiratiti, retaxuu atricturei of ihe runs, throat aud tury
other part. .
Hut in nothmr ia iu ejtctltence more man i. est. j ases tm
adtnowieded than in ail kmd and stages ol
FEMALE COMPLAlNlS.
ft works wonders in raea of fner Ai'jw or Wkf,
Faltintofthe Worn, Ohstntcfrf. SttpprrJ, or fn a
Hf-ni"-$. Irrmtuxrity ol tho inenatriaa. pen aod :iie i:
and is edectuiil in curing all the form ol Kilny Itisw-
By removin obn tract ion-, ami resniatin tlie iri
arstem. it eire tone and atreaijih to lha whola body.K
tiiua cures all form of
Kervaai Diaaauica ami lability,
and Hi us preveii!3 or relieve a rrmt ranety of rvhf!is-- ;
adirt. a.- $tinai irritation, Xmrttfia, St. Yttu' iAca l
Stnnmintf, Emlrptit Fit, (WiWwat, fc
h clenasea Uie blood, exniea the h-er to hraiiav a
tones the stomach, and sires rood diaexti n. nli-Tef u
bowels of torpor and ronrtirptin. allavt inltammaai. P
nhea the ektn. eqiiahiee tire circulaiioo ol th idomt v
Kins gentle warmth eqoaily ail orec lha twl, ai-i
inwrwt.ile perpirftiKHi: re'axes sinrtum and nTitr.ew-'
moves all nuMirtir' ions, and invigorates lha entire nerwsi -yrtem.
nt this then "
Tht Meltlae yn pr-pmlactlr n'
But ran any ot' the thin he said oi S. P. Twnxim
tnleiior nicie 1 This voura man's Iftuid imK to be f
CO.MPARF.U WITH THE OLD PR'S.
h-aiHa rtt mm P.B IVfl PilT it.. slaaa im lCkP .
Bi t ol l)LTERUR ATION. ami
NEVER fePOILS,
while the other Tn F,S - sosriftr. fermenti?. and hi .
the bottle eontaimna? it mo tnurrnenLw ; ih pout, ar -
liqnid f xptoilmr. ami damaritif other rrxxbi ! Mnrt tv
aorrihle compound lie p4Mnoini to ihe svstam T Ifist
put arid into a mmtfem airtndv ttiaeajtd ttxlk etd ? 1
causes Dysnefwia but arid 1 D we not all know tkv
food ours in oar inwch.. what inirhef it produce
flatnlenee. hrrtliurn. plpitatmn of the hejtxt. liver f
Plaint, diarrhea, iNsr-nyrv, rotic, acd cir motion of '
oloiad j What w Scroiiile Iok an arid htimr in the r-":
Wht produres all the hum-in hKk hone on Knipck
the Skin, SeaM Heail, Salt Rheum. :rTiikelas. W
Swelling?. Fever Srs. and all uleerairowt mtemal anl r
ternal 1 b is noihiru unlrr heaven but an acid subeMft
wuirh sours, and thus ii all the fiuiiTs oi'the bodv.irxf
or leso. What causes Kltftitnati-vni but a sour an.i aa
fluid which iituuaies itself between the joints and
where, irriutinr nctl inflaming tha dVlicaio ti-t-me
which it anal So of nervotw diteaiefi. of impim d
blood, of derand circulation, and nearly a't the ailmrav
which aillici human nature.
Now is it not horrible to maVa and sell, and inmj
trwfs to vg thi
soi rim;, fermextinc Arm fcconporND-
S. P. TOWNSF.MV
snd yet be wrmM fain have it pniii iPiood that Old Pr
sob T'wnserr frnmimn fhifimal Svrttunvi.'A, u an I-
ITATION ol his mrrrior preparation?
HsaTen forbid thai we ettould deal ia an anir'r
senrl' article .' I
would bear the most distant rascmblance to S. P. T',wr t
We wish n exiderxtood. bemo it i ih aho-'n?e ff- F
that S. P. Towiwrnd's article and old IVt. JarohT'w1
8arsapahtla are bearm ide apart, and rnfimfy
totr; thai thrv are unlike m every uarucular. la'iir :
le Mti!e tht ni ia cornmon. i
Aa a n T , i i i j . m . t w :
anemist, no pharmaretiti5t know no more of
wisenae tr.an anvorrtereomnion. mwientitie. uwrw"--man.
what mtrrrtmf-e ran the puhiie hiv that trw
eeirins a renmne srieotifir meiiirine. eintatnir " a'' 2
roes of the artie'- awed ia prepaime it, anl wlii-h
capable of rhaneswhich mi j!u reuder them the Ati-1-f
Difiea instead of health T .
Rut what r!e shotild he evntarre-1 fr.m one M !
lumjwiWHBij wf wmiiriltaw fir- uiiarjPtr - " g
a person of some csiienca to cool; and sre ur''
ennimon decent meal. How much more imports"
that the pervrni who manusaictTire met Ik me ds-'r:''!''!,.
WEAK STOMACHS AM SrFFItl TP SYri'V
ahouU know well ihe metier I properies f p' ,'lt"lh
manner ol seeiinne arwl iotceitr;tin? tleir h'i,,,"'rTILutf
alo an ext-rmTe knowtettrt of the vanow- dir'9
after, the human aval tun. and ku to adam p-ineUi
thew dieaea !
h M tA oertMt ftMh tkaa. MfVa titvtre. to
tBlo wounded humamtv. to kind!e hope m the dra(
bosom, to rest or health, and h4in, and til.
crnshetl and bnken. ami to hanih infirmitv that
JACOB TOWNSEND has SOvGUTaniFOlM11
port unity and means t bnn? his ' t
-rMM.taMted ReiW,
wnrun the reach, and to the knowledge ol ' all w
Utal thev mav karn and know, hv jovful evpervnc.
'Trsnwewnalaa Pawtr io ..
Aoritts for the above Medicine--1' .
Schaffle, Lewisburg; John II R",
ibi ; Forsyth 8t Priestly, Northww'
NE Bny nnd Sett of Harness,
Oiyt Two Horse Wagon,
One Truck Wafjon,
r or sale ly