3'l+3: Xriss. The Conan is published every Hominy naming, by If“)? «1. Sunu, “'52 00 per unnum if paid (“flatly m union—s 2 50 per dnnum if not paid in advance. No subacription discontinued, unless et. the option of the publisher, until cam-ears” ere paid. ADVEBI'ISIIINT: inserted“ the usuelnm. Jon annxa done with neatnesa and dispatch. ' ' Orncl in South Baltimore Inset, nearly opposite Wamplers' Tinning Establishment —“ Cairn.“ PRINTING Ornc: " 5n the sign. PR’GPEESMNM. 43AM”. ~ J. 0. Neely, ‘ . WTORNEY AT LAW.—l’nrticuhr atten- AN“ paid to collection of Pension, £ounty‘, nag Buckcpny. Office in the 8. E. ,aorner of the Diamond. ‘ Gettysburg, April 6, 1363. t! , , D. " Mccbnaughy, T’I‘ORNEY AT LAW; (ollice one door wee! A of Buehler'a drug 3nd book slure,6luun hersbnrg stream Arron!" ‘un Semen-on lon l’nml'ra mm Passion. Bounty Land 'Wnr untq, Back-pny suspended Claims, and all nine:- claims ngninu the Governmeapiul Wash. §n~:'on. D. 0.; ulsoAmerlcanClnimun England. Lnnd Wnrmnta locntéd and lold,or bougbt,nnd highnat prices g'iiven.‘ Agents engaged in lo rating warrnuul in lowa, Illinois and other Vestern Staten ‘F'Apply to him yersonally or by letter. _ (letlysburg, H 1“. 21, ’53. 3 Law" Partnership. :VV A. Dry?” 4z J. 11. WHITE. . ATTORNEYS Al_‘ LAW, qu’ promptly attend to nll log“; pusiuns entrusted to them, including the procuring of Pension, llonn’y, an'k Pay, and all other calms ngnihu the United States and State Lovrrnnn-ntl ’- . (mice in‘ North West, Cornet of Diamond, army-Mug, l’cnu'n. _ . .\prim, has. ‘:I . A. J. Cover, T f! PUVEY .\T '1 ‘ WM}!!! prampfly attend AlO (‘Uf‘uclionq and all Okher business en tru, .:‘1 to 11:11:. win-J hetwacn Fa‘hneslouks' n-vl {hum-r & Zl- 510'": Stprt‘s. Baltimore street Goll'yahurg, I’l. ', [SepL 5.}839, Eden-d' 1.3:. “311331317813 ‘ TTORXEY .\T [.Auv‘wu‘ 116111”tu and A pmmptl} ulll'ml lu .\‘.Lhufinés:.uh'th-d Lu Rum. [k rpluki the (human Mugungeq um. -.u Ur» "um- phu'e, in‘Scmh Ennimme “reel, m-u' l"o.rum's~nlru;: storm and umiriy mqnu‘tu I) mnur 1; Linda: ‘5 stare. d 41'I‘LL)<’IuH', Mnnh ‘3O. ‘ ‘ =-Dr. J. W. C. O’Neal‘s FHUII :m-l n,\\(‘”ill‘r{. N I}, «(mu-r “I" «Huh 0 mmm- :In-l Hngh “WOOL“,chr 1'11:le l! rizm l‘hmrh, t-‘Mlpbnrg. I’:L. ' so“ :m, was. 1,! ‘ V J. Lawroglce Hill. M. D. ..h' his “(Hue unc , 7 11m“ wuuoltlw" Lulu-rm rlnlrvh in - (i‘n‘nhmi‘ urg ”net. and oppudlte l’iqkiug"! an. ‘O, \\ I. n Hun-'0 whining: In lun’e nu, Donn-l (”marina partonuux! urcn- pculun'pnwiled to r m l£::l'rnLM,-‘..L llr-. “murmim. FHI’. Kr 111. 11. I) ‘ H-~\'. U L. [Luv/In I. “up” REV. (’...r‘ u .1 (mm. min \g L.s;mrur.'l (“Judi-11,1, A,ml 11.1.5.3 J V,T . a Dr. D. S. Pefl'er, z. HRHTI'S‘I‘U'A' \, \:.Hlxs\vmlll'.|lr‘flll'inlu‘fi A link]! ,wluc- «>1 l:1~ [nuf‘cumu‘ 111 M” ‘lla L: «n JIM, nnd uuuH, n-upulfullyi‘nnno :1” lu'l‘mHH “Mm-l will .Iny old :Lundiug dih enwu m a.” and rnmull lnm. th. ::, mm. 11‘ Removals. I. “if? ”nth-r 571“: d. lmiqg‘llu- mnhorim-d perms 1 hr nuke n-mmnls lulu ..u-r (in-cu “emu (my. mum: Ih.“ sm-h n 4 rnntmuplnh- [hp u-quml “I [lu- lLNllililb at :lvt'wflnl .rclnlh‘l's or friends will :n'fiil Hu-nxsvl\'t~~ 01 lhisscasnn of theyuflr to h’lH‘ l: ulunv. lu-Inmnls ulzlilc “ilk womptuess ~-—lerm.~l‘ hm, Hm} uu clan’ljpnf-od IQ please. “ ‘l'l-JI'FJ: TuulLV, ' Krilficr ul‘ 1111' (,‘cmméry. _ \lurvh I'l. .050 The Great Discovpr‘y ( l" Til“: All[is—lullémszA‘lnry I’llhl ('lnunir ) iihn l.h umn mm M L rm! by UrHIL' [l 1;. MILLER S ('l:l.liis'llt\ “'3l) FUNK} \l~.\'l'lC .\ll.\'- ’l‘l'lti'l. .\l.u_{ pram-mun 'inzuns ol this, ‘mnl the mljnimu-g vulxulici, lllu‘e tes'liliml to its “10M lfilhly.‘ lts guru-<5 in ltlm‘ulzmlir ull‘rg hum. hu' |n-1-u hitherto ‘unpzu‘nllulml by any l-pcmfic, iun’mluce-l m the public; Price Eu u-nu pm hpLle. For sale by all druggidsuul Mnrvk-cepers. l’rqurll uuly by 11. L. MILLER, Whalemle and [L'lniL Drllggi§l,~l‘:lls‘ Berlin; \Anlmns olmuly, l‘:\., dealer in [Hug-z, Clmluirnls, 0.1:. Varnish. Spirils, Papas, D’eJlull'u, but. (lull 01h, l-thnl-m :uul Tinctures, \\ imlow (ilns<. l’crfuuu-ry, Patent Medicines, km, kc. W'A. l). lmclxll-r is the Agent. in Geuys burg for ‘- 11. L. Miller's Uclebmtcd Hlxeuxmtic Mixture.” ‘ . [June 3, 1861. 11' , ' Hardware and Grocerles. r VU‘H Juhsurihers have just relurned from 1 the cities with an immense'supply’d )I.\RDWA_RE & (SHUCEBH‘S, which they are olicrmgnl lL'lm‘ UH stand iii Unlhmuru Flru-t. ul plik'ES to suit the times. Our stock runsid: in pm! or . M'iwixu MATERIALS, _ U.\Rl’E.\TI‘.R'S TOOLS. ‘ : -BL.\CKS.\HTH’S TOOLS, & . COACH FINDINGS SHOE F 101808. " .-, CABINET MAKER'S TOOLS, HUUSEKEEPER'S ercmas, ' ALL KINDS OF IRON, kc. GROCERIES 01“ ALL >KINDS, UiLS, PAINTS, he” &c. There is no unicle included in the several departments mentioned uhove but what can be had, at. this Store,— » Every class of .\iec‘hanicsrchn be accommodated here with tools and findii: 's,nnd Housekeeper: can find eicry article in tifieir li'ne. Give us u call, as we are prepared to: sell as low for cash as any house out of the city. " . JOEL B. BANNER, ‘ . DAVID zmumn. flettysbnrg, My 16. 1864. ' , Grain and Produce. AVING taken the huge and commodious Warehouse recently occupied by Frank lsrsh,Esq., ; . ‘ IN NEW OXFORD, ' we are prep-red to pny the highest prices for ’ll kinds ofPRODUCE. Also, me“ u flue low. est prices, LUMBER, COAL and GROCERIES, of every description. ' A. P. MYERS & WIERMAN. New Oxford, Aug. 10, 1863. cf _ Young Xen ND OLD MEN, do not allow ya)“- mpthen A and your wives to wear out their precious lives our the old Wasp-tub longer. but like true nien and btizefnctors; present them with m EXCELSIOR WASHER, and Instead of frown: and cross woyds on wash days, depend upo‘pit, cheerful face: will greet you. TYSON BROTHERS, Gettysburg, ,Pa. Dec. H,_1863. K Battle-field Views. FULL set of our Photographic Views 'of A the Battle-field of Gettysburg, form a nplenéidgifl. for the Holidays. The finest yefi pnblinhe can be seen at the Excelalor Gallery. ‘ TYSON BKOTflERS, Gettysburg. ‘QA‘R n" pnorroenurns ’ o dininguicbed individulls, including “may her otour'proxhinexi'. Generals, and the old bitten?“ L, ‘Burns, for sale at the éouazer of t c cglfior Gallery Getty' mg. . ‘ ‘ , ’ 'wao? momma: fWonern Lands. nhlorihu- his name nluhle WEST \IRN LANDS, ville: he will trade for on. or more EA; “315- ialhl,‘ (3:31;). The lad: “'9 f an R J mm for film wig.” ' lunat- Sum, 2. . ‘ , 7' _-‘ ‘u‘ooa BMIKEEHOI‘P. Gettysburg, Afi'mm u ‘ t»- J "3% 1.3 Br E J. STAHLE 47th Year. Notice. “E flat. nccqunt of Joseph L. Shorb, qu., Committee or the person and eutnge pl Samuel Sneeringer, (Lunnur,) has been filed in the Court of Common Pleas of Adam: coun ty, And will he confirmeof'by the said Court, _on Ihr 23d day of MAY next, unlesumnse be shown to the contrary, ,A, q , JACOB BUSHEY, Prolh'y. April 24, 1865. 15* Notice. HE first account ofJohn Orendorfl', Trna-’ T tee of John Kuhn and Wife, has been filed in‘ the Court qf Common Pleas of Adnun‘ co'unty, and will be confifined‘ 9y the said Court, on the 2% day of BMY next, unlen cause be shown to the contrnr}. ' \ ~ JACOB nusuwfihomw. April 24, 1865. u" . Notice. f ”E first and finhl necdnnt F Fickes, Assignee ofSilu Ficl C); A. his wife, has‘ been filedjn l ('ommon )‘lcmi of Adnms ecumy confirmed by glee Iqid Courtuon , oi MAY next, nnleu cause be shown to the contrary. V JACOB BUSHEY, I’toth'y April' 24, 41865. ;d* Herbst’s Line Still Running. .- :_ {IV-q “,3 1:.» 'vvrr' .:.: i “gm ’3 i; ~1% W 345: :fifigf 'flIIANGE .OF DEPOT.—TIm Midst-signed *‘j would inform the public 11m. he is still 4rnuning a line-of FREIGHT CARS from Get.- ' 1;, Jung to Baltimore ‘cvc-ry week. He is pre “pared 10 convey Freight either way, in any; ‘qugintily. He ‘will ultcnd, if desiled. (o the [linking of purchases in the cit}. and deli H r. in); the goods promptly‘ at. Gettysburg. His curs {mw run to the Warehougc uf STEVEN . So) 3: SUSS, JUSINortI: Howard strut, (near l‘iilillsllu,) Bauinfre, \yllorc Height will be ' “win-d :11 nny Li "he, llciuviles lht‘ attention of the pulvlic Io his l‘im, nssyring .lbém that he mll Egare mloll‘ort Lo accommodmc all wlvn “my pnquui '1: him. . '_ ”4““)! puri'hxlcd the building and lot on ”flu: Sofglt‘dbl cnrnlcr of Railroad mid North \\ mliinglon streets, Uullhbuigdhg bl“! estilb— } liahfuf‘liis' ill tee of 'll:_ilfl‘~'§ [ht-re, where- he asks those lining (mph-nu, I‘u du’inJiis liue‘ tn 1'11“. J l- l Hay purglm‘sed as Incrrlofomfi ' L . ' SAMUEL HERBST 4; April 24, 1865. 33* Moro Phillips’ Y EXCISE IMPROVED SUPER , I‘ll/7SI’I_I.I7‘H OF IJJII‘I, i' ' rougsni .n‘ J MANUFAUTLHHR‘S DIH’OTS, - ‘No. 27 .\’. Front Sue-It. Philadelphia, and No l, “ ll 130\\l_"s \\ hurl, f : BAIfiTIJIUIi-E. 1 TM subsrrll'scr bvgs h-.u"e to inform Dealers and k'gn-umvrs that We i 9 n‘mv pmpnred to fur‘niih .\IUIH) I'llll.l.ll‘b“ GENUINE IM PROVED SUPER-PHUSPUATE 0!" LIME, in ‘nny “quantities. ‘ . . l The; universal satisfiwtion Ibis article has given 'Eurilfg the plan. four yt-uys,‘ Im: so m mmsod tlwdl-mnn'! 111.4 I lune lnt-n mmpclled ll'o greatly Fnlfirge my capacity [or its mnnu fut-lure,uudjlnue hem imlur-ed to eslahlish u -hr.uu'll home in llnc-ul'ty ofßulximure. I trust 131.”: will “(‘.“th to [ill all ordels during; the l 30.11")”. Yet my ml“ is flu! cameflrul an L'ul. ‘ Discuunl 1b L’calll‘l“. ‘ afifi‘fliur axle by W. E. BITTIEfiL CO., and MLL‘URDY k DIEHL, (lenyilnurg. : _ ‘ .\IUIw PHILLIPS, f ‘~ ' Sult-I‘ropridurund Mnunluunrer, v “Mm-“ 20, 1865. an . , . Cannon-'8 ' .RIARB‘LE‘IWORKS, Edfilt-cnsl Corner of the binmond and Balli 3moxe gnu-N, ncully opposi'e the Slnruflice, bar'rvsuuuu, PA. Every description of work execuled In the nnest style of the an. . April”, 1305. u‘ . ‘ ,Nquce. TOTICE is bcnby given to‘all persons in h drblcd t9.th estate 01 JACOB NOR LEUK, l:uc_of Gengsburg, deconstd. to make .immeuinw payment. and.ll:ose lmving claims against the same to presgmflem lo the undef mgned, residing in the sumo plnce. . CATUARINE NORBECK, Exécutfix. ALSO, persona knowing themselvef'to be indebted lo the lute firm of NORBECK a: MARTIN, or hnving clrfns against the flame, “-111 pic-use call immediately for sank-mam, and sure cods, as the bauks are 'm the bands ofA. J. Cour, Esq., for collection. a April 17,1863. ‘ I. K,‘ Staufl‘er, ATCHMLIgE‘R JiJEWELER, No. 143 North S OND Sheet, 6. corner of Quartz, PBILADEL-% PIIIA. _An ssortmcm .0! ~ “‘ATOflESfiJJfiWELRY, sutv BR & PLATED WARE, comtantly on hand, ' SUITABLE FUR HOLIDAY PRESENTS! @Repuiring of Wanna: and Jewelry promptly “tended 50. ~ Dre. 12, 1864. Iy . ‘ Plano Forty. L ABLES at. srmrr, , lANUIACTUIII low GRAND AND SQUARE PIANO FORTES, ,Manufacmry 103, 105 & lC7.l§rnnklin street, .cxareroom, No. 7 North Li arty street. sunny a. large number f PIA‘SOS of my own Manufacture on hand, with the Fall Irod Frume and Overostrung. Every Instrn; ment warranted for five years," ith the privi lege of exchange within twelv months if not entirely satisfactory. QSecond-hnnd Piano: 31‘ 3! on incl at prices from $5O to 5200.‘ _ . Baltimore, Sept. 5, 1894.. lyém‘ , PHILADELPHIA “6”}.1’41’133 HANGINLGS. {5B“ i Howell Br. Bourke, MANUFACTURERS 01'“ I W‘ALL_ PAPERS, ,‘ ‘ 9 Ass WINDOWCUM'AIX PAPERS, Corner FOURTH uni MAIRKET Streetl, ‘ PHILADELPHIA. N. 8.-—A fine flock of LINEN SHADES, consun‘uy on-hnnd. [Fem 20, 1865. 3m - 7 Revenue Stamps F“ my denomination manually on land 0 nnd for Isle In. the First. Nlmnffank in' Gettysburg. GEO. ARNOLD, Ca ier. Gefitysburg, Nov. 14, 1864. , , TTRACTING ATTENTlON.—Thesnperior A Picture: taken at MUMPER'S SKY GH'IE GALLERY. on West. Middle IL; us snractin‘g‘unhernl attention. Good judges pronounce them unperior to any ever taken in thin plus. o‘ll 3nd cnmin’é‘Tor yourselves. Jan. 18,1866.‘ W . , aowx swans, from u to 18 cents, n ‘ FAHNWOSKS'. A @EMCQCGRATUC AND 'FAMULV J©URNAL PIETRY. “ ovh‘nova ABE COMING HOME I” _‘l'hlnk God. flu Iky h clwing' Tb. cloud; Ire hurrying put, ,l'huk God, “a day ll muting, flu darn it :oqu Int. All! who! [lad bur-Id Voicel, Hull 101 l In punt human. rm- though: dull mu: ‘rejoie- In, “Our boy-'m coming mom. 2" V Boon shall the voice at fining ’ Drown inn tremondoudin! Soon mu tho Joy-ball: rln‘ln‘ Bring pm. and froedurn In; The Infill. bonlm burning, sum Mon light up Ih. dam, A'nd noon ta loom- our ynrning, 0m- boyl meaning ham. 3 nu nun: flmldu phea t at" "nod [or (hem lung, ' Tho lovhllght [uh lholr latex, ' 1 The chorus wllu um: long; A Ihldoty fur bu haunlen' The mu‘gdmmd rom’n. But not our pnjen m granted, ' Our boyiun coming homo ! A \\ 0 mother, calmly Inning \ for mu burned lon ' ’ Quin", proudly lilting 4 be Victoria he bu won ‘ 0‘ on. mm, humming 'l‘l‘zo an long while you roun— - ’o], 10!. tho but no coming.— Our bo ‘ as coming ham ‘ And yak—ohbkuncst aagrow ' They‘u comi\ng, [291. not all; Full many I dark wimormw l Shlll wear It: nbla pail; ' For lhounuds who an Ileeplng Beneflh the empurplgd lunm; Woo' woe ! for Lnuulwe’ru gaping, Who ngver will (:oan homI! 0 lad head, but: tby'érleviug; wm but , mus ulnle: , Will: hupin; Ind believing Thy woo Ind {our boguila; Wm for flu joyuul nw‘rhng ; Beyond the Harry dumb, I-‘ur lhrra our boyn m whiting ‘ ' To bid In welcome home. T r The ido'a has been transmitted from gen eration to generation that lmlvpinvas is firm l.\ 'e and beautiful prcriom :lune, a.sin;:‘le gem 0 mm that nll emu-h :Htur i 1 is mm. all‘ e « ls far it hopeless. I! ls‘ not. an: anpiuos is u Mmmc cmnpnsvd of many Snmllm' alonus. E‘ch I.2km: apart nnd Vierd singly muy be of liulc Value, but when all are gmul-ed lnfidlwr uml judi ciouslyicombmed und am, they {on m a pic-wing und glno(ful\-.Lule—u cosll) jcwd. Trample not. unilvl‘ funk, llnn. (be little plemurcs “nu-h a gummu- Pr .vidmcc mul lrrs in the dmiy puth. (131 d ulnch m (uger search :11ch some grunt ail-ll vxcninp juy. we are so apt to overlook. Why should we always keep ou'r eyes lixul 0n the.brlght, distant horiztm, wlnle Ilugre urn s 7) many lovely roses m the grinh-n in nhfch we are permitted to walk 1' The very. M 101' of our chase _afler hamnuuss may he (lie reason _that she so ()llrn e‘luth-r our gr‘usp. We strain'aller her when she has ueuu gmciuus lybrgugbt high uuln u~2. ' . DON'T COMPLAIN. Don’t complain of your birth, your train ing, your emplnymmt. yntn'. hardships; never fancy you cuuld‘be something if you only had «different lnL ot sphere msigucd to you. God understands his own plan, and knows What you want a great. deal bet ter than you do. The Very things that you most daprecule'as fatal limitations and ob structions. are probably what you moat. want. What. you call hindrances and dis couragemenu, are probably God’s opportu nities. and it. is nothing new that. the pa tient should dislike his medicines, or any certain proof that they are poisons. No !- a truce to all such impatience. Choke that 'deviliah envy which gnaws at. your heart. be-' cause you are not. in the same lot. with others; bring down your soul, or rather bring it up to receive God’s will, and do his word,in your 100., in your sphere, under your cloud olohscur ty, against your tempta tionsé and then you shall find that your condition is never opposed to your own good, nor really inconsistent with it. One’: Native Lani—President Johnson. althqufih not given much to poeiy or blank verse, 38 neventhelesu’ some taste for the muses: In reply the_other day ton dele gntion from North Carolina, his native State, he said: ' , "The name of thth Caroh'm, God bless her, is den: to me. In her bosom text the remains of my honored father. lying in the east of the city of Raleigh. North Carolinn is my mother, though not my Alma Mater. Somé may have said that North Carolina is a good Stud to emifratg from, but I do 11qu aha-e in that behe . I feel as the poet sax : ‘ “Breuhu there a min with soul no dead, Who never to himself hath said, This is my own, my native lund T’ A Particular Iriahnmn.—Ono of the city colporteun of Cincinnati some time ago, when engaged in distributing tracts among the poor benighted one: about the town, met with on‘nmnsing incident.” Coming to an ineolnted building of .humhle preten sions, he opened the door without. the care mony of knocking, saying: , “Will you taccept a tract of the Holy Land 2” meaning the four pages of the let,- ter-pxeu he had in his hand. The man of the house instantly replied: ' "Yen, be jabers; a whole section, if you give sgood title; but I'd like to know if there be much fever’n ague there «a bpther n poor divll ?" The colporbem' retreated. An .Old Bachelor’s Remarks on Women.— If you don’t marry them. they despise you. If you do, the nbuze you. If you don’t let them have tfieir own way, they hate you. If you do. the ruin you. If they see 3 better lookmg {'ellow than year-self and taken fwcy to him, why ten chances to one they run swayfrom you. Get untried! Not. if I know it. fi‘A modest young man, at a diaper puty the other evening. pun the follomng conundrum: "Why are most people who at turkey. like babes 2” No reply. The modest. mm blushed and would have book ed out. but finolly gas the reason : “Be «on they‘re found of the break? Two Imddlo aged ladies hinted, And the re main: 0‘ “10 Mug mm were carried out by the corona: ono than”. . GETTY SIBURG, PA., MONDAY, MAY 22, 1865. HAPPINESS “rum 13 mean AND wxu. PBIVuL.” READING OFF A LAWYER. Rufus Choste. in an important marine as uult and battery at 593 case, had Dick Bur wn. chief mate of the clibper ship Chai ienie, on the stand. and badgered him I 0 for‘nbout an hour, that at last Dick got his sail Water up, and hauled by the wimlto bring the keen Boston lawyer under his batteries. At tha beginning of his testimony Dick hsd‘laid that the night was “dark as the dewii, and mining like seven bells." Suddenly Mr. Choute asked him “Was there a. moon that night!" “Yes, sir.” , ‘ “Ah, yes! A moon.” “Yet. a full moon.” “Did you see it I"! ' ' “Not. a mile.” - “Thrn. how do you know there was a moon 7" “Nautical almanac said so, and I'll be lievledthat sooner than any lawyer in this W 0! ." . ' "What was the principal luminary that night, air?” “Binnacle lamp übnard the Challenge.” "Ah, you are giowing‘sharp, Mr. Barton.” “What in blazes have you been grinding me this hour for—to make me dun ‘3” “Be civil. air. And now teli me what. latitude and lo'ugitudc you crossed the Equator in T" “She! You are jukihg." “No. sir! I am in earnest, and I desire yo‘n to answer me." “I sham.” ~ “Ah, yon refine, dpyou ‘3" ‘~“Yes~l can’t.” ~ ' ' "Indeed! You arerchief mate of a clip per ship, and unnble to answer so simple a Question ?" ‘ = “Yaw, ’lis the simplpsl question I ever had asked mp. Why, I thought eve’ry fool of a lawyer knew there ain’t no ialitude on the Equator." That ahot floored Rufus Choale. _ QUIDDITIES. A' polite philosopher once ‘Hmnkpd a lady who had been smging to a party for an hour. by saying. “Madam, you have‘wasted our {ime mast. charmingiy !” ' An English paper advertises “a piano for sale: bya ndy nlmul to cross the Channel in an oak cuxemiu: carved legs.” The most disngrm-n’xlnlc two-legged ani mu! known is n hllle great man. nnd the next at little gloat. man’s factotum and irin-nd. Mr. Moore. whn zlorivml his pedigree fn-m .\'nnh, explained it in this munnur: "Noah lm‘d thxee sons," Shem, Ham, and one more.” I! you would find n. great many faults. be on the ltmk out. U ytru would find them Mr sull greater abundance, be on the look m. ‘ ‘ ' A harnEannsod nld feHow gave us a real son for taking his liquor clear, that since Iho_finud “.Iter bud nlwuys tasted of sin nf‘fg. figurativelyspeaking, a woman may be said tn xl. “lion slieja lorly. , The price of eggs is high, but the 119!“ must have an on nest living. j The seririumess of n young girl is rarely so innocent as her fun. . May not. a bird which sleeps upon the ‘wing be said to occupy n fqnthor bed?' ‘ Smufiern lIA'FVI7'i/y.—'l‘ll(‘ commercial honor of the South is reasscrting itself among our mart-hunts daily. Among the many instances oqunlly prniseworthy and unex peeled, W. B. Jones &Co., grocers, of Rich mond, have notified their creditors here of. their rPadiness to pay them in gnld ! Mr. Jones. of that firm, is in the city. prepared to make good his engagement, in the case, and is actually paying 011‘ all the claims on his house, inclusive of interest from tha’ir maturity until the present. time.—N. I'. Times. A ‘ Prm'clnnt Johnson’sl‘iru Pardom—Al the last. term of the United Slates Circuit Court, held in this city. Wyman Parker was sen tenced to two yenrs’ imprisonment in the penitentiary for passing counterfeit green backs. Much sympathy was felt for Parker 34. the time, and his sentence was consider ed a hard one. A day or two 81:0 President Johnson sent on A pardon lor Pnrker. and he will be released. :fhis was one of the new President’s (in! official now—Sl. 'Lauis Democrat. ' Demoralizul. but not Scattered—The Augus ta (Gm) Sm! rue/{mu the following good no ry at a rebel sqldierz—A soldier of Bates’ division, after the command had_run two days from Nashville, had thrown nwg'ly his gun and acooutrements, and. alone in the woods. sat down and commenced thinking —the first chance he had for such a thing.— Rolling up his sleeves. and looking at his legs and general physique. he thus gave vent to his ‘pheelinks’ :——“l am whipped, badly. whipped, and somewh-t demoralized;'but no man can say I’m scattered.” Autographni—Josh Billings expressea our views on the subject of autographs precise ly. He thus replies to an anxious cones pendent who uked for his autograph:— "We never furnish ortogmfl‘s in less quan tities that? bi the packig. It is n bizineu that grate men have got into, but it don’t strike us 32 heing profitable nor amusing. We furnished A neat and very dear friend our ortografl'a few years ago for 90 dayu. And it got. into the hands ov one of the banks. and it cost us 3175 new get it. back. We went out of the biz‘mess (hen, aqd have not hankered for it. sin‘ce.’f . Gmundrums.—-Why may carpenter: ren mmbly believe there is no such a thing as stone? Because they never saw it. Why is a. married man hke a ‘candle ?—- Because he goes out at night when he ought not to. V Why abouid the highest apple on aim be I good one? Because it's rap-toy apple. ‘ -_ S‘Tbe fdlowing dialogue cam ofl‘ be tween n shoemaker and hi: apprentice on the morning of the 4th of July: , Bonn—“ Jacky. why don't you go to work and stop picking your nose 1” Bop—“lt’s my nose, lin't it? and 41!: the Fourth of July. too. I’ll pick thunder out of it, if I’ve a mind to.” Mulxum in Puma—“P3, can you tell what brought about this cruel war 1" "Yes, my darling; it nu caused by the nnfonunate landing of mveuel calied the figgflgwer, at Plymouth Rock, in the year fithipsbm-g, in this into, allay: heretofore a “Republican? town, save about 100 Democratic mnjority, It a recent elec tiqn held in am place for load ofioen. SPRING BONNETSAND FALSE HAIR. The fashions this spring for ladies’ bon nets are monstrously-absurd in that most capricious of all articles of female covering. Heretot‘ore the thing has retreated from the forehead, with a high, rather capacious front piece. This has been the repository of flowers and all sorts of things vegetable and floral, but all this is about to disappear. The new Spring bonnet abandons all at tempts at rising above the head ol the fair wearer. ‘ It clings close to the cranium, and is little else than adelicale bit of gauze or similar material. wrapped over the top tithe head and united in a huge bow un der the chin. If flowers are used. they adorn the exterior, not the inside of the bonnet, 10l that is incapable of embracing anything. except the beautiful adornment which nature gives as a covering to the head, It is a noticeable fact, too, that curls have dropped down upon the shoul ders of the fair sex. and splendid lresses now adorn peeple formerly almost desti tute of hair. Such is the deman for arti ficiul curls that even the animal ngdom is brought in to supply this fashion ble fe male necessity. It is an old and a very true saying that beauty unndorried isadorn ed the most. CHIEF Jbsrmn CHASE AND .GEN . SHERMAN. ‘ WASHINGTON, April 29, 18M. “7m. G. Dnhler, 'l'rm. Sherman Testimonial M? Dunn Stu—lnclosed is a contribution to the Sherman Fund. I 'tnke this moment for making it, be gausejust now, many seem disposed to for get. his great "deservings, and remember on ly his recent. convention with Johnston. But that act, howeveruegretted aud‘dis npproved,must not cancel in our memories, or ever obscure, his splendid services. Hispntriotism is no more doubtful than his courage. No man’s achievements have rontributed more to the grand triumph of Union and freedom, over rebellion and slavery. His deeds are among the choicest. treasures of our'own Ohio,“ wel‘. as of our whole country. And we, the children of Ohio, hro bound especially, and by the most sacred obligations, to defend and pro tect the good name of every brave and loyal son she has. Sheihus none braver or more loyzil than Sherman. . Yours. most truly, ~ S. P. CHASE. Mare Mob Law.—'-The town of Fuirmont, Wee} Vlrginia, was‘ (he scene of some ex citomeht on Saturday night week. The Wheeling Regisper says: ' ' Father Malone. a Catholic priest, reached that town on Saturday morning, preparato ry to entering upon his religious duties.— After ‘night‘ he was waited upon by a. com mittee who made known to him the fact. that they Were deputized to inform him that .he would have to leave the town:— Fenring personal violence, the reverend gentleman left on the train on Sunday morning at two o’clock, and arrived here about. daylight. . At the commencement of the war Father Malone asserted] willingness to take’un oath to support. the Constitution of the United Stutt-s,l\utdeclined to take the oath resciibod hnyerpont’s government, and Felt for Europe, Miere he remained until a few months ago" The reverend gentleman :1: the comrencement of hostilitiewwas known to be a conservative man, and by his advice and influencepreventcd many men not only from voting for the ordinance of secession but. entering the ranks of the Southern army. . @A Harrisburg correspondent of n ‘Plilludelphia daily says: “It. is reported that the District, Attorney of Franklin county will bring before‘the Grand Jury of. the Court, soon to convene in that county. bills of indictment against. the rebel General MgCausland.‘ Harry Gll more and other leading rebels, for levying iwnr upon the inhabitants of Franklin coun ty, for pillage, arson and murder. There can be no doubt, but that true bills will he found, when Governor Curtin will demand these wretches; thus indicted, from title Governor oi Virginia, {or trial in Pennsyl vania.” The District Attorney of Franklin coun ty will be guilty of no such superlative folly. . W 3 are acquainted with that ofii cial; as well as with some of his, ancestors, and feel satisfied that. there has not. been a fool in the family for more than half a cen tury. ‘lf the wretches Early. Gilmore. Mc~ Gangland, Smith and others, can be brought to block for their crimes against. our people, it must. be done by and through the nation; 31 ,authority. County courts are not the proper tribunals to punish such offenders. —'Jmmbrrsburg Spirit. : ‘ A Charming Young Negro—ln reply to Mr. Pallry, of ansachusetts. who, on the lst of April, 1848, stated in the House of Repre sentatives that he had known something of a charming boy, (a charming young negro) whom God in his pr vidence had seen fit to take nway. Mr. {resident Johnson de~ aired tojhterpose one question. The, gen tleman (Mr. .P.) had told them If that "charming young black had not been called hence he Would have been the associate of his son in one of the oldest universities of the State; and if his éon had not treated his associate with proper rapect, he would thereby have forfeited the considerationdf his parent.” Now hisi question was. would the gentleman from Mussachuset ts be will~ ing to see that “interesting," talented, and “charming" negro boy become the married companion of his deughter? Sumner Bally Frightened—The Springfield (Mum) Republican haethe following : “The alarm for Mr. Samuel-’5 personal safety has subsided now, and the guard of soldiers about. his house in Washington is no longer necessary. The anxiely arose from the fact, that'just. about the hour the President. Was shot. at. the theatre two 'ltmngo and ' suspicious looking men’ call ed at. hie lodgings and inquired anxiously for him. He happened to be out; and to this fact he is indebted for missing—a friendly call from his Congressional col leagues, Messrs. Dunes and Goochl Ol such stuff, undoubtedly, are made many of the anxieties and alarms and sensation in. cidents with which Washington and the country now very naturally abound.” . 1...” c fi-Currnn said of the liberty of the press: "That great sentinel of the State, that grand detector of public impouure; guard it, bpcause when it link: there sink: with it, in one'oommon grave, the liberty of the subjecl tud the scantily of the crown.” . fiWhy in an mugnieonble 'gun pkeyn omen-holder? Beams ik kick: mama, When it is discharged. ‘ ‘ TWO DOLLARS A—Y EAR “The Duties are Mine, the Consequen- ces Remain With God.” These were the significant words of An drew Johnson when he took the oath to perform the dutiel of President of the Uni ted States. as prescribed by the Conatitu~ tion. They were first uttered by him in a speech made in the Senate in 1861, upon the expulsion of Jesse D. Bright, in which he said: “313/ duty 1 will perform. Duties ”amine. conuquencu] ardGad’s.“ In this same speech, among the last he delivered in the Sennte, he stud; “111 know myself,‘ there is no one who desires the preserve.» tion of the government more than 1 do, and I think i have given as much evidence M mortnl'men could give of my devotion to the Union. * * * lam a' Dem ocrat now. I have been one all my hie. I expect to live and die one, and the corner stone of my democracy rests On the endu ring basin of the Union. Democrats may come and go, but they shall never divert me from the polar star by which I have ev er been guided from early life,‘the ‘grent riuciples of Democracyféupon which this government rests, and which cannot be carried out without the union of these States.” - . The most prominent feature of Andrew Johnson’s character in his confidence in the people. In a speech made in 1860. al luding to the clamor that our government was a failure, and «mid be changed for the better, ,he spoke with great severity of the class of men who are Opposed toe govern ment based on the intelligence of the peo ple and who are gontinually endenvcring to steal power from the many to confer it upon the few. He enid: “I will stand by the Conttitutlen of the countries it is, and by all its guarantees. lam n t for break ing up this great confederncy; I am lor holding on to it as it is, with the mode and manner pointed out in the instrument for its own amendment. It was good enough for Washington, lor Adams, for‘Jefi'erson, and for Jackson. It is good enough for us. I intend to stand by it, and to insist on a compliance with its guarantees, North and South." ’ ' , The ‘lncomc Tax and Home Main—The followingivnote. which upper-rt in the Alha ny (N. .) Journal, conveys interesting information on a point which has been dis puted by some internal revenueassassors: “To the Taxpayer: (f (It: Fourteenth Dim-(ct ostw York.- ln my circulnr letter, pub lished in the Evening Journal I: few days since, I stated that no deductions could be allowed for'repm'rs or insurance upon the house occupied by the owner thereof. The commissioner has ‘quite recently decided that these items are regarded as deductable from any income whatever. ' _ r“only one-filth of the amount expended in repairing such house during the prece ding five years, however, is deductable on account of repairs. Any" person, therefore, can deduct tie interest on incumbrances, repairs and insurmce upon the house used or occupied by himself or his family in his own right, or in the right of his wife, Said deduction must be kept separate from rent ed property, and entered with supplemen tury deductions, page three, income blank. "JOHN G. Tnnnweu. “Assessor Fourteenth District, New York.” Th: New President's Opinion (y’ Massachu setts.—-ln the winter ot'lSGO and ’Ol, made memorable by the secession of the South ern States from the Union. Andrew John. son, of Tennessee, new President of the United States, delivered a speech in which he said: “I think, sometimes, it wouldge almost a God-send if Massachusetts and South Carolina could bejoined together, like the Siamese 'l‘wins, and separated from the government, and taken off into some re l mote, some secluded part of the ocean, and fastened there, to be washed by the waves "and cooled by the winds, and after they ’liad been there a sufficient length of time, 1 the remainder of the people of the United iStatea might entertain a proposition for tn king them beck}! | So far as we are advised, Mr. Johnson i has never retractedthe sentiment.—-E.c. E 2 Governor: Tourney and Samoan—By orderol the Comptroller. the portrails‘of ex- Gavernon Toucey end Seymour have been restored to the vacant frames in the Senate Chamber, from which they were unlawfully and unjuztly removed four years ago. from motive: or hate and spine. The resolution or the Senate directed thetthe Comptroller should restore them when he became antis fied of the "loyalty” of their originals.— From the fact thin. he'hee restored them we presume-he ‘hee become satisfied on that point; though we do not _understend why these gentlemen « should have been de nounced as dialoynl four yénrs ago, and pro nounced loyal now. Their devotion to the Constitution and the Union, and to law and order. he: been constant and unswervin . Some day, we hope, I fitting rebuke wSI be given to the authors of the extraordina ry hnd unwe'rmmable order directing the removal of the portraits.—Har{ford ’fimu. IMMIME:I= ' fiThe Boston Gouda gives an odd ree son for disapproving of the recent demon stration: of mob lpll’if/ near that. city. I'. siya: . “Men who take umbrege (0-day _et the non-display of the insignia of mom-hing; may to-morrow see cease for fishing ven geance upon those whose income tax in not» up to a supposed standard, ehd thus step by step we should soon nrrive at a condi tion or efl‘airs where mob 11w wopld be supreme." It is true that no mob :pirz’t has seen fit. actively to “visit vengeance on those whose income tax is not up to the mpposed mm. derd." but it cannot be denied that: there are but few neighborhoods where the “loyal” have not. within the last year rather freely oenvmed their neighbn’s financial nfihirs, forgetting that many of their own stripe do not come up to the “append standard” any morz‘reedily than other: with whose politi cai opium}: they chnnce to differ. _ fifion. S. S. Cox. of Columbus, Ohio, 13 about to remove his residence to New York city. Mr. Cox is a gemleman of in tellectual culture, of Sparkling wit, ofgen erous Impulm, and of winning mannerafi— He has been a very successful politipinn, al ways outstrippiugbia pany gamma!“ on the lune ticket, and always wmmng muy votes through his peional p0p—1133”,. fi-Mmy iron manufacturers have aus pcnded. millions of doling: having been I‘,“ by the proprietofl. In If the fault of a Democnuo administrnion, this time 2 fi'l'hey 'have a theatre in San chil' corn which they hue hen phying a igo psfled “Hi Fun-Ming," for a weekmmrhnd not got to the and “ we last mung Mum «w... 1,... v fin ~ "1m PEACE may; ~ Our Abolltlmfnoighbomréu min full of trouble Ind much incensed. in the: wet my on: downright "mml" til. Conan} Shannan la- the course he has pursnvl in ofi‘eting Inch singularly liberal turn 2 to the rebut General Johnston. ’l‘lny’nul only bonito him soundly, bntin their anger, they nccum ' him of bemg“drunk" or “rrn‘u” when lm. ofl‘et‘ed luch conditions. nn l somn nrn nnl. flow to cut abroad the su-piri‘nn that. Im nsight have boon influenced in it so for an t open a door through wlml. .lt‘n‘. um} and other lolding I'l'lmls lulglll Oscnxie from t the country. Considering that tltmsu Abn lltioniats, not long: since, in the most do; rustic language announced that urn-it nnrl Sherman were the only “Peace MakersJ: it is somowlmt surprising to see them ohzm 2n trout. so mtldq-nly and show anoh mnrltul displeasure ton-aids their forum; fuvoritcs, They assnilml (loueml (hunt for (hiring to otter the lk'tllln liedfll toGen. Lee and his army; at firnt in luw murmurs ordis‘npprov‘ «I. then in denunciation, until thhy worn suddenly brought to order and quiet aulv ‘ mission on tindmg tlutl Grunt was nuémined in his course by President Lincoln. But, l now again, we have the other “Page Mu lker” disappointing them. They terms of l peace do not. satisfy thvm. They iio> l nounoe Sherman in abusive words. All his l past Bel-vines. his lulum and trials}. his skill ‘nnd unsurpassed ‘nchiovommnts in érifipling thetebellionmroult corr'temptmnslysnehred at, and he receives about as many curricula were ever bestode on lien Wood or'lhe most incorrigible "coppcrlioad" in tholnntl. Now we. suggest to thw‘b irntn “loyalists" to keep cool. “nor lull tlu-ii llll:l)“fids~ilon3 .rise.” It utightauve th‘vm front humilhtion. We all know how, coriiplotvly they had to back down in the m ittcl at General ’Grnnt when it was found his. course was approved by President Lincoln, and they' might be . brought to some such humiliating position it they keep on nlmsing'Shorman.' What it‘ Sherman should produce an ofliuial en dorsement of his present notion? What it" it should turn out, that tho into Prosidont had sugznsted‘the plnii and Sherman Wm: =only carrying out IIH clncl'a instructions? Such a revelation could not. more sutpriso‘ 1 them than did President Lincoln's en‘ doreomentof Grant. llcnocms n Uumocrut.‘ ; as a member ofa purty that had no voice lin the a l inting of these “Peace Makers,” ‘ we woulfidviso these. Abolitionists to keep cool. restrain themselves 9 little, and not [go ofi'in n hufl'ubout tlm nutter. Let. them culmly and judicioutly nwaxit evcnte, until they are assured who In tho uuthot: of all y their troubles. Let them not like men. They appointed Grant and Sherman “Penna Makers,” let them now sue in the notions of their olioaen louders. unvilte [Melly gmcer. ) No.. 35_ mMW—v- - N 9 MORE M‘EREYT Tho Albany Etprm, one o tho most do— cided Republican pnpem i’n til ‘cmmtry, ad [ministers a timely rebnkq to t ospénkers— principally of the clergy. proi'esaed follow ers of the meek and lowly Sivmnr l--w 3 comments 12 on the murder of mo l dent"nre mayo up of loud and infi nt Rulings for,vengeance. Alllnling to eir blood-thirsty declarations thiit there shall be no more mercy toward the South, the ISL/arm says: "Il‘there ie‘to be no more mercy,'tllen it is time to pull down our pnlpita and to build up? platforms for tho gnllows, to ?uintruple our prinou houses. tonhnnge ha i'an uylums and hospitals in. to jails and dnngoo IS. ‘No more mercyl’ Then in vain the Sgn oJ‘God mid upon tho cross ‘Father forgive. them for theirknow not “flint may do,’ and in vain God . ifnnolf doclared, 'Vengezmce is mini; I will ropny.’ No more mercy 1 Then “let every’oil'ender against. God, man and country, r’eceivo an eye for an eye. and a tooth for a t‘nolh. States and courw, judges and parents. princes and moi-tors, on this pica will no. sheaths the sword and strike at all ivho-dc «part. never so much iron) the strict law of du’ty.‘ Thank God, this is not the lenti ment; ofa Christian patriotic people. No man {could live an hour tried by. a tribunal where there is no mezcy. Ind soilong as Christ's Sermon on the Mount minds, or the Spirit. of Christianity limit: the hearts of the people. it will be‘a living rebuke to those who demand that there shall be ‘no more merey.’ ” 384 nm following is the Louisville Dem ocrat’s estimate of our newl’residqnt:h ‘Andy Johnson is new President of the U nited States; his late demonstrations are inot promising; but he was twice Gavernor‘ ‘of Tennessee, and it is not denied 'ldmt he lives a good’executive'ofllcer. He does not lack ability. at least for ordinary—times, and 'he may surprise the country by a course of wisdom and statesmanship not at all ex pected. Ho OWOS his success in political ilile to his own talent and energy“, and it is, therefore, idle to assume that hei a wool: man. He has hitherto mhintained’himsoit' wherever placed with success. If he did 3cm a. sorry figure on,the fourth of March last, it may have been an accident that will 'never occur again. lie has been,,chargml witlra good deal in 'l‘ennessee.that show: no regard ior Constitutions or léws; but there is no telling for how muchoi it he was really responsible. . Certainly he sho‘wed a good deal‘of polit ical courage and self-reliance at the outset of the rebellion. Ire hadiboen as ultra Southern 'as the most fanatical, hut wher .it came to disunio‘n, he stopped short, and l resisted, in spite of all sectionnlsolicitations. ’ In this he sham-d a degree of courage and ' independence that failed in others. - We shall he’disappointed, however. if he is not found an ultra partisan in his own way, not much disposed wnllomthat his opponents have any right.) that he is boun‘ to respect. He Will make deprctty good higher law and manifest destiny man. it‘ til!- higher law and manifest destiny will go hi ( way. if they do not. he Will make sttle with them, as he did with disunion. Wu do not believe that Johnson willfpc much controlled by events. unlessevents‘suit him. i’l‘hero was s time ‘when events.» if he were I governed by selfish ambition entirely. point~ ed a way he refused toga. He was suhjoc~ l ted to a trial that hislpredecessor never felt. and that his supp rters neiver were suhjected to. They have floated along with the current of sectional pission. which Johnson had to resist. Theyxhad better not try tOpush him-where he d‘oetn’t chose to go; for if he does'nt belie his‘rlecorrl. he has a will of his own. 110 may quircc'tn'l. but is not likely to be led or driven. The most danger is. that he will not feel much forbearance for those who oppose. for with Johnson they are certainly wrong. i We don’t expect to ages with him ,3 he lis on the wrong train. e suspect he hes ‘a higher law and- manifest destiny prim own from all indications. The intensity ol‘ party f ling has diverted him from all the lold path: he used to walk in. Whither 1,9 iwill go we shall 860.“. __ ‘ 38-“ h always with‘ptlin that we refer to the conduct of ministers Of the Ml who forget their *lling and dnfoble in things calculated to l estroy their usefulness and create trouble in their congregations. 0n the other hand. it always gives us'pleib sure to commend the‘ behavior of such as l refrain from interference in politics and endeavor to unite and harmonize the peo ;ple over whose religious ,weli'arq they 'are called to preside. The present st'tor at the M. E. Church, in this‘place. We are $lll to hear, belongs to this utter class.— 8 hope be my be able to re-nmtertlm MAE. congregation, and doubt not_that- lm ; will succeed in doing so, if he continue“ ”l the‘course which he has thus far pursm 9- —Bcdfol'd Cosme. . Olerlu Dismimd.—lt is stated that nh mt 12 per cent. of the War Department. cl.” .~_ hinherto exam“! in the Bureau-pf HG»: .:.. era, hive bé ismiued—a beginning H. £llB any of , mment ”tramway,- won “1- mid to hue “19‘6”ng in Mexico. 'Whou no!” ‘ ‘7‘ '. ‘