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~_ . Wm. A; Duncan, ..
5- TTORNEY AT LAW.—Oflicc ‘m the North
west corner of Ccnpe Square, Gettysburg,
a. , [oa. 3,1859 2.!
D. McConaughy, ‘, .
TTOI‘LSEY AT LAW, (office one out was!
A fißuehlcr'a drug and‘ book atore,Cham~
ernbuf'g street,) Arron!“ Asn Sonar-run [on
i’nnxu up I'nsxoxs. bounty Lnlnd Wur
xanu, Back-pay suspended Claims, and all
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or by ieuor. -
Gcflysburg, Xov. 21, ‘53.- ‘ _
C . A. J. Cover,
TTORNEY AT 1.41“}1e prompfly Fattcnd
A to Collections and all other Inuincss 6n
trussed to him: ()mca between Fnlxnvhocks'
Ind Dagmar k Zioglcr'i States. Baltimore sti'ee}
Gettyaibuurg, Pu. [Sept. 5, 1859.]
Edward B. Buehlergk l
TTOAIXEY AT LAW, will {ninn’ully ‘31:)!
A promptly ”mud to ull business enfi'usl d
to him. “1- slmnks the German language.—
Olfice a! ghc lame place, in Sguth' Baltimorp
“rent, near Forney'a (Hug Mora, and. nearly
Opposite Dunner It Ziegler’lvslore'. ..
GguysburgflMnrch 20. ‘, - ' g
' ‘ J. C. Neely, ‘ . ‘
TTORVEY .\'l‘ I.A\\'.—J—-l‘;xrlivnl.lrlath-n-
A tum quid tn cullectiuu‘ uf‘l’elhinm,
qmuy. an} link-pay. (Wire in llle'S. H.
comer 0f the, DinumunL
Gellydburg, Apr)! 6, 1863: tf ‘ ‘
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Removals
HE unflgzsiunenl. IA‘L-‘lngihc authorized ncrson
T to make removals‘inlo lixcr Green Ceme
tery, hopes that such as contemplate the removal
ofthe remains of deceased relatives or friends
win avail themselves of this‘sonson ofthe year to
have itdone. Removals umde “ilk prompt‘npss
'——terms low, and xi; eflort spared (o ple:ls_e.l
_ PETER THURN‘,
Keeper of the Ccmc'u-ry. _
SIM-ch 11, ‘6O
The Great RDisgqvery
v THE Ana-Linnnmmnm‘ry and (‘hr’onic
0 Rhenmniism mm be cured by using'll. L.
MILLER‘S_UI-ILHIHLXTIQXIIHIE'U \IATIG MIX
TURE, Many prominent. citizens of thisfi‘nnd
lhe adjoining counties} have teetified fi its
great. utility. Its success in Rheumatic efl‘ec
:fionthfll been hitherto unlurallelcd by'nny
specific. introduced to the 'puhlic. Price 50
cents per bottle. For sale by all druggists and
storckeepers. Prepared only by H. L. MILLER,
Wholesale and Retail Druggist, East Berlin,
Adams county, Pm, dealer in Drugsfijhemienls,
Oils, Vnrnish. Spirits, Paints, l)ye~§tutl’e,— botq
:lcd Oils, Essences 'nnd Tinctures, Window
‘Glass, Pe’rfumery, Patent lledicifies§3&c., he.
'~ A. D. Buehler is the Agent in Gettys
for “ 11. L. .\liller's Celebrated Rheummic
nixture." [June 3,1861. tf ,’
The' Grocery Store}
N THE Hll.L.—'l‘he undersigned would
0. respectfully inform the‘cilizens oi Gettys
burg and vicinity, than, he hnafitaken the old
hand ”on the inn." in minimore street, Get
:tyshurg, where he' intends'bo Twep ionstnmly
on hand all kinds of GRUCERIES—Sugurs,
Com-es, Syrups of all kind‘s,Tobncco, Fis‘h,'
Ball, &c., GEurthcnwure :of all kinda, Fruits,
Oils, and in fact everything usually found 'n a
procery. Also, FLOUR k. FEED 01 all kl ds;
all of which he‘ intends to sell low as the l w
'est. counlry produce tnken in exchange for
‘ d: and the highest. price given. He flutters
géufl' that, by stfict attention and n honest.
'1 ‘re to phase, to merit a share of public pa
hiya“. TRY um. 2 J. M. ROWE.
ab. 23, 1863. H A ~ _~
V Grain and Prodsca. ‘ .
‘j AYIXG taken the large and cnmfioaions
\ A LE Wuehouse rec‘ently occupied by Frank
. ershy§sqq ~ ,
, IX NEW OXFORD,’
we ”a prepared to pny‘ the highesupficesrfq
$ll was orPnom'pl-L; Ahmed! n thgflow
-95!. prices, LUflBI-IR,‘CGAL and Gfl.‘ IRS,
of everj aescnptipn. ‘ ‘
' A. R. MYERS k. “HERMAN. ‘
Keiv Oxford, Au'ngo, ISfSB, If - , ;
Ybunk Men 1
ND on) 3153:. do mnnow your mozbm‘
' and your wiqeaso'wezsfi’out their precious
' a on: the old Wash-m longer, but like
9 men and beneflncmrs, prégnt them with ‘
n EXCELSIOR WASHER, it Instead of
'1 ‘ to.“ 3nd cross words on wmsh ys, depend
pon it. aggrful he”, will greet yo .
‘ ' ‘ I." ‘N BROTHERS, Gettysb ‘Jn. .
91.;- “H, L 863. g\
Corn Wanted. \
; U T 'EAR trimmed Qtonr War
5} , houé. eh the highs-gnaw“ price
- ii" he will. , 31ccva 1: DIEHL.
‘ u¢.zphgrg,Apnl 18, 1863‘ ' ' ‘
BY H. J 4 STABLE
" ' ' “3““
4.7a} 3 ‘Ye‘gxr,
.\' WEDNESDAY, the Bth day of FEBRI
O ARY next, the subscriber, intendjng- .
[:0 West. will sell n: I’uhlic‘ Sale, at his resi
deuce, in Mounrplcasnnt township, Adnm
«sum, one-mile and a qua’ncr south of Gol
‘ den’s Stmion, the following personal property:
2 8110,00 llA~llES.lwith foal, } Thltee-yenr
old and l Yearling Colt, 4 Cows, 6 Head of
Young Collie, 3 Sheep, 2 Sam; Ind Pigx,
Shrunk-l Three-hone ngon, Spring'anon,
Lime Her), Hay Carriages, Rocknwny Buggy
(nrnrly new) and Harness, Sleigh. ‘annowmg
Mill, Cutting Box, Horse Rake, Lnnd Roller,
.l'luughn imd‘ ”arrows, Cnltirtltors, Show!
Ploughs, Corn Fork, Wheelbarrow, Double and
Single-trees. Three-horap-tree, -Sprender. 2
sms' llreechbnnxlfl. 2 sets Cruppers, Riding
Saddle and Bridle, Bridles nnd Collars, 2
Lenthrr Lines, llnlters and Chains, Log Clmin,
Breast Chains, Bun Ch‘nins, )lnul and Wedges,
.\lulror-k, Axes, Shovels and Forks, Rnkes,n
lot of Hogaheoda, Wood Saw, a lot of Carpen
ler Toolr,(fi'ain Cradle, Clover Cradl’e, Scythes
and ,Snaxhé, Mixing Trough, llrindflonc, 2
amps of Hours, Busbel Basket, Half-bushel.
Al5O, qu’uaelxold and Kltcher. Furniture, '2:
‘ .1 Bei‘lstendh, Bureaus, Safe, Corner Cupbmxa,
2 Dining fl‘xxbles, 3 sols Chairs, 3 Rocking
Ghnirs, t‘hiis', Sink; L‘nrpennir, Suind, Clock,
Looking Glasses. Queens-ware, Tin-ware,
l'l‘nckbry-wnre, ‘Cr'mk Stove and Pipe, T n
-I>lute Slow: and Pipe, Puts, Pnns."l‘ubx. (may),
Iron‘Keltle,’ Bmss Kettle, Boxes, Unrrgls,
“ént‘llt‘g, .\lent Vessels, Meat. by the pqund,
.\mxlo-lnutfir, l'otnxocsmy the bushel,nnd's
glcill "pm? other articles, too numerous to
nut-n'mn‘; , f . ‘ , .
55:5" sue 1,0; éommencé n! ,fr'o‘pbck, A. IL,
on sun] .I].;v,lu'lxell attendance will be gu‘en
and (runs made known 11y \.
.Lm. 1G.186.‘>. ‘m
Valuable Personal Property
"1' I‘l'lH.lC SALE-01! TILURa’UAY, the
A ‘Hii day of FEBRUARY" next, the; sub
svrmur. intending lo'quig farming, wUI sell at
l’ulmc Swfle, at his ri-sinlcm c, in Readifig town
ship. .\dums tmmlv. I‘m, about oné‘mile and
u hnlf nurlh m‘ Hnmnmn. and India mile ennt
ml .\ulm]H..\!}t‘l’=‘§ :luw, Ihr tullnwmg \aiun-
Mo pt nonal‘prqufirn , 'L'n:
'_' \WJILK .\l.\i§l§.‘. 4 l'uu‘stmr-p and How.
.\' irruu draw] 'l'M‘(e-h(srsc Wagon, “111‘! Lime
IBM, Hny Carriages. M'mnoning .\lill, Uurting
Jinx, Grimlslone, Ploughs} H.erows, Single
and barium. Shovel Plimghs, Corn Forks:
Single and llulhlc-trcps. Hume Gem‘s, Riding
.8 girl]: and Uri-He; “slim.“ ('huins. Cow- Chains,
Huh-a huh, and in HIV dtlicr farming ntensiis.
‘.\lsn, I‘luusuholl mni‘KiL'clic-n Furniture, such
'us .Hx-d: and. Bulxtfimis, Dun-nus, Tables,
il'lunrs, (‘onk Stove and fixtures, gran-plate
'Flme'und Pipe, Iron Kettle, Querns-waro,
3'liu-wnrfiUruckcryewnru, Walsh Tnhs, Merit
|\'¢-~sul. Harrele, iinX'S, um] a variety bf other
\ann‘rhk, tuo numerous to mention
1
5—1)“ Exit-'lO commence {lt In» o'rlm‘k, A. “I,
on and day, “In-n :uu-niium U will he gben
unfiktrmgs made Luowu'by
1’ \ '
'Jnn. mass 15* . " '
;- Rx -'~ « w -‘ , -_,
Vahiablo Personal Property ‘,
_'l‘ Pl‘l‘;l.l(‘~i§ni.l’..——Un FRIDAY, um 10m;
A tiny of l-‘Elflil‘AllY' next, the suhscriher,‘
intending lo quit l‘nrming. will, sell at Publicl
Sale, and: lt‘SldPnf'Cr‘ilj Huntington township,‘
Adums ('mluty, nhout rho miles from Whites
luwn :m-l iln’ee miles fruufPoierdnxl‘m the fol-‘
lowing: highly \‘u’luuhle persiilul hproperly, viz:
1; HEAD OF llullslis, ,(oné‘u ) nun: saddle,
lume‘ and .l-lmuh lemlsr, one \nJJrooJ mare“
with You], and the orhér‘n yonn; ‘sslddlc until,
lx.pxicss-nl:u'9,) ‘1 well-broken .\llfles,([isi.ig 4i
~(mu-s old and willJrork; iultlie lend in‘wngom‘
or plough, 01 in hnraofi.) 3 llilch Cows, (Willi
‘lye fgosh nbdnt u e time of 5.416,) ‘2 yearlingi
(Knives; 1 llmod Son-i 8 Pigs, 1 Broad-grew:
\i'ugon, Bunrdfinx, l’eedfiough, Hay Carri-f
mg", \Vuod Rigging, 2 Bolsters, use: ofl Dung:
liourils, Spri-ndcr, Single and Double-trees,‘
Falling-top Buggy, Sleigh. Harness, Side Sad-l
:llc, Plough: null ll‘nrrows, single; and double‘
Shovel. Plnnglns, Cprn Covei‘or. Shrine: Win-|
non‘m: Mill; l’utout Hay Knife. new Wheel:
l .urro‘h'fliindstono, 4 sols Horse Gears,\\"ngonl
lbfidlé, ‘\\'ngun Whip, W non Line; Plough:
Lines 6 Jinnah, '2 sets kng Truces, Breast]
nnd h tx' Chains, 6 llalter' Clinins, 6 Cow,‘
Chains, '(ch Forks, llnnure Forks, Shaking
Forks, Rn s, Dnng llook, Shovels, Spade,l
Grain Crud Scyihcsinnd Snnihs, :anhel‘i
Baskets, ‘3' né .and Sides .for York Plough;
Band Saw, Ange ; together with Household
Furniture, such as nblés, Chairs, Wardrobe,_
Purlor Stove; Wash uchine, Irpn Kalle, Pot‘
Ruck, Churn, .\lent \‘cs I*, Barrels, Benches,
Tnbs, Apple—butter by llh -crock, and n large'
number oilolhcr mlicles, on numerous to,
mention. I \ l
‘ ne'flalefm commence at 9 :clock, A. M.,
on said day. when uttendunce will be given;
and terms mude‘known by \R() l'
' --,-u_ S.C.B _wx. l;
\ l
:Illlussz-s and ex
-I:\\'ing.\lso n lnrzt‘
:sury. The Com
|ll hus'mose‘ bring
31' annually I-legt-
L} V. HeikflfiAnctioneér.
£1 p. 16, 1865. m
~—s4__ ...
. l n
. . :Ancnonaenng.
ICHARD TRIIIMER, bf Strabnn townshi}
Adams .qonnty, PIL, hm comhencec
Sap}? CRYENG, alln‘d'wlll be happy to attend to
all 'c 113 that may be made. He will :do his
-best to_ rcgder satisfaction in all cases, dad
will he quemle in his? charges. Thankful
for the patronage already bestowed updwhlng,
he nsk's lbs}. {me public generally give him a
trial. ‘ C _ ‘ SeptuzllG. 6m
F WINTER Goons AT 4.. seem a ‘
SON’S.—:-We invite thé attention of bn‘y:
era to our stbck of Winter Goods, which will
be sold cheap, comisting oi _ .
‘ LAUIES' DRESS GOODS,
Shawls, Cloaking Cloths, etc., £219., For Magi
and Boys' wear we have Cloths, Cnasimerea,
Cominga‘rVestings, with u‘variety of—‘Collon
ndes, km, &c. .* Call and see.
bqv. 28,186f‘. A; SCOTT a; SON. .3
Johri‘ L. Holtzworth, , 1
IN addition toihia Boot mi 81:69 Store, hm‘
.engaged the services of an expkeriencedi,
Shbemnker, Ind in now preplred to finnufacJ
tnre work to order and m alt/emf 4.0 I" kind:
of repairing promptly. [Jun 2, 1865.
, , - Lands !«»La.nds! ‘
APT. H. CHRITZMAN, hm-ingjust return- ‘
rd from ntrip w the Wen and all that
\LAX'D regions in God's gtent. labyrinth, he
would inform {be cilizgns-ef Gettysburg and 1
its vicinity, that he is prepnred, not on'y to
offer UH: LANDS, ha}. LANDS OF EVERY}!
DESCRIPTION. Rerspns visiting llnrrisburg‘
would do wgll to call, us he will furnisif‘ an ip
mrmxfiom ‘-
Jun. ‘l, 4865. “If
HIL‘ADELPILIAy {KL—Diseases of the:
Nervous, Segniml, Urinary and Sexual'
Systgms—new- and reliable treatment—in re.,
ports of the HOWARD ASSQGIATIOch-u
by mail in sealed letter envelopes, free of
charge. Address, nu. SKILLIN Hausa.
TON, Howard Association, No. 2 South Ninth
Siren. Philadelphia, Pig \ ‘ '
Aug. 8, 1864. 1, . ‘
WAVE“ Pit-r. EVE—LL PAPER i—AL
new styles, jun received u Dr. RI
nItNER’S gang and ’Variety Store. , , :
v j
_ i
Public Sale.
JOHN X. MILLER
JULIN MILLER
Fresh Arrival
n. cmuTzMAN.’ 1
Howard Assoeiation.
A @EMCR/ATHC AND mmuw mummu
GETTYSBUR‘G, PA, MONDAY, FEE- 6, 1865-
I'EQE?RY»,
THE WIND OVER I‘ll]! CHIMNEY.
DY I. V. LOIGIILLOV
in. the an [- flaking lo‘w,
'Dualq red the amber: glow, ,
- Wim- them than lan I nonr—
Whilo u moment morn l linger,
‘ Thanh the clock. with Mud finer,
' Points beyond Lbs midnight hour.
Singn ll:- bn‘uuiod no. - tun.
yearned in some rational Juno, ‘
Faun I nebuolboy It hkphy.
When (by, both were young WEI",
Heart.o!_vomh ind mmmr urn-she}- V
NIH“ 11l Hui: holidly, V ‘
And the night-vied rillnl. lurk! ‘ .
lbw above there in the dnk,
‘ In the midnlght Ind M). M,
A Ever wilder. Alerter, (mi,
L; Like an m mpeu arm-um,
g M! m. min] cumm- blow! .
§ Every 'quivurinx tongue of lune
Z Seem-"n murmur name grout um,
; Seen’u (p uy to me, "Aspire." :
i 4 But the flight-wind mung—“Hollow
3 Are lhe rillom that you follow,
; lnlo duknm sinisyonr fire I"
Then tho flicker of the bins, >
Gleam- on rnlnmu ofold dayl, ’
Writ. by mum" of the wt; '
Loud through when mimic page! ‘-
flolin tho melody one", .
Throb lbs burp-mull of the hurt
And aggiu use tongml of film.
hurt exulling and swish?”—
~ ‘Thew Ire prbpheu. lurdaglod mm;
In the horuropo ofnatiunl, ‘
Luke neendnnl cautull‘flonn,»
They controlling 4:0")!!!wa " ,
tint the nigm-rind cries,—“bupdr !
In we who "I! with feet of-[r
”Leave no long-enduring mun;
Kl God's forges, incandencen > - \.
Sligbly’tummers but lncesun
’ These m: but (lying um spark .
“D 6: are all ole hands that "o|:an
Bonk: an xepulchrfl of thought; ‘ \
The dud laureln o! the dud \
Ruulo {u- ammont only. . \
Like the yitherad lain in loan};
Clmrch-rlrda at summing mad." ‘
Suddenly the flame links dawn;
halt the rumor-Kn! renown; . _ ‘\\
And glans the night-wind dmr «74
Clamors louder, wilder, "gnu,—
‘- ‘Tis the hung of Melange! .
Dying on the heérth-nwnn here 3"
And I unison—“ Though it be, ‘
Why should that. discomfort me?
ha amiuvor i! in "in; _ '
h.- revmrd in in the doing, ~
And the rapture r 3! pursuing
iln the prize the vanquished glin "
Mmcmmfim
MORE OF MR. LINCOLN’S LITTLE
» STORIES. -
When the Prince of Wales was soon to
marry the Princess Alexandria. Queen Vic
toria sent a letter to each of the sovereigns,
informing them of her son’s betrothal,
among ' the rest to President Lincoln.—
mLord Lyons, her ambassador at'Washington,
3 and who by the way. is unmarried, reques
ited an audience of Mr. Lincoln, that he
i might present this important document in
‘ person. At the time appointed he was re‘
heel-11v“! at the White House with Mr. Sew
ar . . ‘ t
} “May it please your excellency," said
. Lord Lyons, “I hold in my Rnd an auto
} pfiiph letter from my royal mi ress,fiueen.
Victoria; which I have been commanded
lto present to your excelleucy. In it she in
‘ forms your excellency that her son, his roy
~al highness. the prince of Wales, is about
Ito contract a matrimonial alliance with her
royal highness. the Princess Alexandria, 01
Denmark." After continuing in this strain
for a few minutes, Lord Lyons tendered
' the letter to the President and awaited the
reply. It was short simp? and expressive,
and consisted simply of e wards :
“Lord Lyons, go thou and do likewise.”
We‘doubt if any English ambassador was
everaddressed in this manner before. said
Would be glad to learn what success he met
with in' putting the reply into diplomatic
language, when he reported it to her ma
jesty. w
It is said that; sometime since. when a
deputation of clergyme'n presented an ad
dress tanthe President, in which he was
styled ”d pillar of the church,” he quaint
ly (and perhaps truthfully) remarked that
“they would have done much better to call
,p im asteeple.” ,‘ ‘ ,
a: +—-~.--———-
'l‘ \Tlmch of Petroleum—Close to the lands
of the Centre Oil Company there lives an
'old chap whb ' rth a. mint. Ignorant,
of course. dum k has made him rich.
His household consist of a terrier and
stupid daughter. both of whom engage his
attention. .The former provided for. he
determined to “accomplish” his daughter.
To this end he came to the city. He bought
a piano, and a harp, ands guitar, and a
'carload ofmusiojooks, and so forth, wind
ing up his bueiness by engaging a first
class intellectual and musical tutor, with
all ofwhich he had started lot the “region.”
The documents were soon arranged for hu
siness. The tutor set to work and toiled
like a Trojan, but with no' success. De<
spairing of ultimate triumph, the tutor
went to his oil king and madeaclean breast
of it. '
“Why, what in the world's the matter 2”
asked the father. , _
“Well,” snsweredthe tutor. “Kitty has
got. a. piano, and guitar, and harp. and mu
sic, and all that, but she wants capacity—
that’s all.” ' 1
“Well. by the Lord Harry," cried the
oi! lring. "if that’s all, just buy it. I’ve got
the stutf, and if mom-ygwiil get it she shall
have capacity or anything else.” i
Na Prime at AlL—ln the days when “ser
vants were bought and sold. to service in
Missnchuseus as well as in South Carolina,
my grandfathflxad in his family an unc
tuous darkey, ed, oi course, “Dinah."—
Now, Dinah was fair to 160 k upon. and af
ter sundry filrtationh, received, in her eigh
teenth year. a bonafiie offer from a we! to
do Samba offoxty.
“And why don’t. yqu have him, Dinah I"
asked my grandfather of the fair ohe.
“Too old, muss.” was the grinning rep!y.
“Why, Dinnh,‘ he’s just. in his prime." ,
"Yea, muss; hm bime by. when Dinah
get her prime, den he hub no prune at all.
H'A soldier write: home that he gets
Along with the hfl’d tack pretty wéll, ex
cept when they put “19 shortening kinks 'u.
lquthvyiqe. ‘n
~. . _
“nmn IS licn'n m nu. Puvun.”
AN UNKIND TEAR.
When I used to tend store at the “Regu
lator.” in Syracuse, the old man came
round one day, and says he—“ Boys. the
one that sells the most ’twixpnow and
Christmas, gets a vest pattern as 3 pres
ent.’
Maybe we didn’t work( for that vest pat
ter-n! I tell you there was some tall eta
ries told in praise of goods just ahout’that
time; but the tallest talker and the one
i that had more cheek than any of us was a.
certain Jonah Squires, who roamed with
‘ me. He cOuid talk a dollar out Oh: man’s
pocket when a man intended to spend but
i a six-pence ; and _the women—Lord bless
‘ you—they'just handed over their pocket
‘ hooks .to him and let him lay out what he
; liked for them.
One night Jonah woke me up with, “By
, Josh, old fellow, it you think that er’a got
my cotton in it I’ll bring down the sheep it
was cut from, and make ‘him swear _to his
own wool !‘ ’Twon’t-wear out, either—wore
; a pair of pants of that kind 0' stuff myself
, for five years, and they’re as good now as
‘ when I first put em on! Take it at thirty
\ cents, and I'll say you don’t owe me any-'
{ thing. Eh! top dear? yell, call it New
ty—eight cents. What (1’ 0 say? Shall I
l tear it? All right—it's n,bnrggin.”
I could feel Jonnh’s bands playing about,
the bed clothes for an instant, then rip!
tear! went. something or other, and lhid
l my head under the/blankets, perfectly con
, vulsed with laughter, and sure that Jonah
.had tom the sheet from top to bottom.
When i woke up next morning, I found
alps. unkindest tear of all—that the back
of my nightshirt was split from tail to col
lar baud!
FIFTY CENTS WORTH 0F MATRI
. MONY. ?. '
A young farmer noi over stacked with
brains ‘nor over rich in this world’s goods
had come to that crisis in life when h8.~W8.8
sure he must commence a double barreled
existence, or “spile.” Having made the
necessary preliminary arrangements. in a
shape ofa rough board cabin and a“B;xrkis
Who Was willin‘,” be borrowed a. horse and
wagon and took a bag of corn and the ex
pectant. bride to the mill and minister’s.—
Tha com being left. to be groundfihe twain
who wished to be made one flesh waited on
the minister and explaining the necessities ,
ot the cage, demanded to know, “How
much the swindle would be i‘” The minis-l
ter re ilied thut the fee “as gonerallj’incns-Z
ured‘liy the generosity of the gentleman. ‘
ut Que dollar‘ was the smallest sum con~l
5i ered orthodox. This was beyond the;
pit otthe lurmor, butnothingdiscohmned“
he .~ id: "Now see here, old tellowll I
hgivqugot but. fifty cents, and you must
many \6 as for its that Will come. to, and
we’ll come ngin for the balance]! The
ministerwould not. resm the entreaty, and!
married 1 9 parties so (-ll'vctuully that, they‘
never retthwd for the other titty‘cents
worth. \ - ,
A PUN\ HAT IS NO JOQ. .
A Frenchma near the Canada line, in
Vermont, sold e horse to his Yan‘kee
neighbor, which h recommtnded as being
a very sound, servi mule a imnl, in spite
of his unprel-osessin appearance. To eve
ry inquiry of the yer respecting the
qualities of the horse, e on man gave
a favorite reply, but at ys m énced his
commendation With the epr ciatory xe
maik: , ' .
"He’s not look ver good. . ,
The Yankee caring little 3 r the looks of
the horsenof which he iudg for himself,
without the seller’s assistanc and béing
fully persuaded, after min‘ute 'nspection,
that the ban was worth the moderate sum .
asked for him, made the pure nséhnnd
took him home. A few days ntte ards he
returned to the seller in high d geon,
'and declared that. he had been cheated in ‘
the quality of the home. . \
"Vat. is do matter?” said the French
man. ' “ ;
"Matter!" said the Yankee, “matter
enough; the horse can’t see; he is blind
so a but !"
“‘1: !"‘said £ll9 Frenchman, “val I ma
tell you he was not look ver good~ be gar,
I don’t know if he look at all."
WOn the Mobile and Ohio Railyoad
ueu the Tennessee line, there lived a
merchant who also kept. a Post-office, and
(if an evening his store would be full of his
custtomers. eager to hear him read thé
news. Whiie reading the paper to them
one ‘evening, he came to u paragoph as
followiz- . "
“Owing to the large number of emigrants
trajeling westward, corn will probably
command a very high price.”
One old gpntleman at this point interrup
led him, and wanted to know what emi
grant men [J The merchant stopped» read
ing, and after studying for some time an
sweredr"
“Well, my friend. to tell you the truth, I
don’t‘jmow, but I belie’ve they are an ani
mal between i ’poqsnm and a coon—any
how they’re death)»: corn 2” v»
fiHere is thelest specimen hrickJn
the line of “confidence games.” A woman
in Cmcinnatihaving an earthen vessel in
her apron entered a grocery store and
bought a pound of coffee. Removing the
lid she dropped (he cofi‘ee in said vessel,
replaced the lid, and was about to pay {or
it, when Ihediscovered she had forgotten
her money. Not to have her honesty una
pected she said she would leave her pur
chase till she w nt. hogle and got her mon
ey, and accot ngly at her crockery on
the counter, w ore it. remained until the
grocer ghought 'something must be wrong,
and on removing the lid he found there
wee no bottom to the vessel, and of course
the Woman had gone off with the coffee in
her apron. ‘
‘ Your F 2112, mes.~—A young lady from the
rural districxs 1:“er entered a city railmnd
car. Pyeuy s‘o'on the cqnductorapproached
her and said: V
“Your fare, Miss.” ‘ ‘ ~
She blushed an“ looked confuséd, but
said nothing. The‘;gongiuctor was rather
astonished at. this, but ventured to remark
ones more . \ _
"Your fare. Miss.”
This time the pink on 11hr cheeks deep
ened to carnation, as 155 rustic beauty
replied:
,“Well, if 1 am good lookin', you hadn’t
ought-tel- any it out. loud afore folks.”
The pmeugers in’ the cm: roared with
fighter, amt her lover at once ”filed the
e.
‘ ‘Harper'l Weekly says it. isn‘txegulh
drinking that is so ruinous, but the drink
ing befiwe‘emdrinks. '
fl
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was ws ‘dfimwr mm: PEACE. ‘
The war in w ich we are engaged difl'ers
in many respects from any the world has
ever seen. It is not a war of conflicting in- ‘
tereets so much as_a war of antagonistic
ideas. On’each side there is intense mental
excitement and much bitterness of feeling. 1
The divided sections are at the present mo- 4
meat more widelylsepurated from each oth- 1
er in sentiment t an they could have been i
if they had never. been united. While the.
material interests of eaoh’would seem to i
demand a speedy: re-union. there is, on the
part of the South-at least. a deep-seated
aversion to anything bf the kind.) They re
gard themselves-as having been outraged
and wrongedheyond endurance. They .do
not believe that 'the North are fighting for
the Union from any love for the form ofl
Government established by our fathers“
They look upon the war as a crusade by a ‘
fanatical party against their rights, theirl
property, and their social institutions. In {
defence ofthese they have shown themselves
to be a unit. The course of events has
given the lie to the oil-repeated assertion
that this is “the slaveholdgrs’ rebellion.”
The leaders may have been mostly slave
holders, but those who have given bulk and
proportionsQo the rebellion have been the
non~slaveholding whites of the South. Ex
.cept in a few unimportant localities these
have bootime fully as bitterly liestile to us
as the wealthiest slaveow‘ners. They will
be as difficult to raconcile to any_new order
ofafi'airs, and may. in the fulure, prove by
far the most unmanageable portion of the
Southern population. They would resist i
With the most desperate determination any
of the impractical schemes of tainatical phi- 1
lanthrbpists to elevate the negro to any
other than the dependant and subordinate i
position he now occupies. The master I
might consent to free his slaves and agree
to give them wages sullicic'nt to support!
them without affecting eitlier.h‘is material
interests or his social position.‘ But the :
non-slaveholdingf ’whites, who would he '
brought into more immediate contact with ‘
thelreed: negroes would be seriously afi'ect- .
ed. How long does any one suppose it 1
would take to reconcile these people, Mild ;
as they have been,-to even such degrees of:
negro equality a's are advocated and adopted
in some of our Nortlicrn- cities. They
would constitute‘an element of society in
the South easy to disturb and almost im
possible to control. With little to lose;
they would be ready torusli into any strite, 1
and would, from their excitable natures, i
become powerful instruments for evil in;
the hands of demugogues or partisan lead- ,
ers. It is this very class of the southern
community who would be found most bit
terly hostile to the favorite plans 'of curl
leading 3Abolitionists, because they are the
class which would be most seriously affected 1
bythe proposed changes in social relations. i
How isqt possible, under; such circum- '
slances, to conl'er any great benefits upon
the negrocs of the South by proposed plans
of the rndlcals? Whatever laws may be
passed by Congress, the negro must still re«
main to all intents and purposes. a slave;
‘sqlong as he is left dependentand exposed
to all the inconveniences of a position co
completely subordinate as is the only one
possible to him in the South. Why then
should the war he continued merely for the
advancement of impracticable and impossi
ble theories? There might be an end of
this horrid strifeit‘ the radicals would but
consent to waive their fanatical notions.—
Even out of the apparently iinsubstantinl
negotiations now going on peace might
come, ifall efforts to Oblnll’l it were not op
pgsed and overruled by the leaders of the
radical Abolition party in and out of Con
gress. They Will not consent to‘any cessa
tion of the struggle which‘ will not, in their
opinion, ensure the success ot their pecu
liar views. In vain is it to show that. their
plan is completely impracticable, Blinded
by passions and 'maddened by fanaticism,
they will persistently continue the struggle
for the attainment of an imaginary add im
possible good. We have little hope of
speedy peace, because we believe that the
radicals will control Mr. Lincoln, and
through him the immediate destinies of
his most, unfortunate and sadly distressed
humor-Laps. Inulfigencer. ‘
'\ .—-——.—~—7- «cur —-—-——
\ LONG 'SLEEP. ,
, A' the last sitting of the Paris Academy
of Sciences. 9. paper was received from Dr.
Blanchet on three curious cases of consti
tutional lethargic slumber; One of them
was that. of a lady twenty-four your: of age,
who, having ale t for forty dayaat the age
of eighteen ans fifty days at. the n‘ge'of
twenty. during“ her honeymoon, at length
had a. fit of sleep which lasted nearlya
whole year. from Euler Sunday. 1862, to
March, 1863. During this long period a
false front, tooth had to beJaken out in or
der to introduce milk and broth into her
mouth. This was her only food; she re
mained motionless, insensible,’and all her
muscles were in a state of contraction.—
Her pulse was low, her breathing scarcely
perceptible; therewas no evacuation, no
lennnus; her complexion was florid and
healthy. Dr. Blanehem is of opinion that.
in such cases no glimulanm of forced mo
tion ought to be employed. .
Frozen Patatoe:..—An exchange paper in~
form’s us how to save frozen potatoes which
farm'en may find useful, viz; “Ifyour po
tatoes freeze in’the cellar, don’t wait for
them to thaw, but throw them into a con
ichl h'eap, either where they are or in the
open air, and cover them With dirt, straw.
shavings. old clothes or-chafl', packed tight
with ~them, and they are safe. The cover
will prevent sudden change, which causes
a]! the mischief. * I have saved frozen pota~
toes in this way; it may be new to some of
your readers, and may beoiuse tn them, as
it has been to me.” ~ ~
, fi'A droll awry is related of an honest
old farmer, who‘, in allemptmg to drive
home 5 bull, gotmnddenly hoisted over a.
fence. Recovenng humelf, he saw the uni.
msl on the pike:- side of the rail-u, sawing
the air With his bend and neck, and pdw
ing the ground: The find old man looked
steadily at. him a moment, and oxciaimed :
“Darn your apologies. you naedn’t stand
there you ’tarnal crilper, bowm’ and scra—
~pin’—y9u did it. a. purpme, darn your curly
pictur?”
[G‘A young lady was heard to declare
that she couldn’t go to fight for the country
but she was wxlling to allow the young men
‘togomnd dxe an old maid, \fthb she thought.
was as great. a sacrifice as anybody wnuld be
called upon to make. fi
fif‘Bl-ick'.’ Pomeroy says—“ln this sec
tion the whiskey is 85 weak since the war
\ux attack it mm in run In ‘cundleuoalda,
ham. and said by m.- stick!"
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TWO DOLLARS A—YEAIL
FORNEY’S PLAN FOR. “STORING
‘. THE UNION.
In Forney’s Pm: of yesterday we find a
remarkable editorial. The writer handles
his pen as if he feared to speak out his
meaning openly and boldly. From what
he does say, however, his opinions can be
unmistakably interred. Though the negro
is not once mentidnéd, the article is beyond
question spies for conferring upon him‘l’ull
rights of citizenship. The. Abolitionists, as
they imagine themselves to be drawing near
to a period when there will no longer be
organized rebel armies in the field to hon
tend against, are cunlguling .tht-n' braim to
(lPVlre some method by which they may be
enabled so to govern the South as to pet
pt-tuute the dynasty which now sits on
thmned at Washington. They went to
feel that there is no hope of their doing this
in any other way than by opening the way
to the ballot-box for the negro. This they
would do everywhere and at once if they
did not fear that public sentiment was not
yet ripe for it. In tho meantime attempts
are made to educate the minds of the loyal
masses up to the pi'upt'l‘ stand-point by
language such as the lblhming:
“We assume this proposition: when the
laboring people of the Southern States are
enabled to exercise their-political rights we
shall have permanent union. In ,other
words, when labor is allowed the ballot lo
bor will assume dignity. and when onceits
dignity is assured we shall have perpetual
freedom. If every owner ofn. Northern
mill were allowed a power in the State to
which,his workmen could not aspire, we
should have aristocracies in Philadelphia
and Lowell as offensive asthma in ltich
mood and Charleston. But-our laws make
nll men equal, and labor with e ballof’be
comes manhood in the North, while labor
without a ballot becomes treeson in' the
South. We think this principle. once es
tablished, will secure us a. true and rapid
method for reconstructing thef‘Union. at
us slay the leaders and strengthen the
people.” _ ‘ : e ‘
That means, in plain'En 'sh, kill_ the
masters and let the negroes do the voting.
—LauCa.rttr Eiwlltgerfiir. . ‘.' .
DECEIVING' THE PEOPLE.
The administration constantly indulges
in the practice of deceiving the country in ‘
reference to the true state of affairs; and
so ignorant. bigoted, and intolerant have
the abolition worshippers of shoddy now i
become. that they cannot, or w'll pot do ‘
their own thinking, nor allow other: to do
theirs; but foolishly? insist. that all who Will
not stultity manhood and be content to
accept their weekly dose ofdeceptions, are
traitors! Let us quote from a familiar
falsehood that deceived many. 0n the?!
of September last. Lincoln’s Secretary tele
graphed to Gen.’Dix: - . .
“One hundred thousand new troops are
nil that Geri. Grant asks for the capture of
Richmond ,nnd to give a FINISHING
BLOW to tthonrebel armies in the field.
The reeidue of the call (2003000 after the
credits were‘deducted) would he Adequate
for garrison: in forts, and to guard all the
lines of communication and supply and
free the country from guerillas, give neon
rity to trade, protect commerce and travel.
and establish peace, order and tranquility
in every State.”
E! M. Srsxrox, Sec. of War.
0f courso Stanton knew this promise to
he lnlse, bathe made it for a purpose, and
his party used it for Old Abe thh succe ;
but the result is as we warned the poetic
it. would be, With the draft. upon Lb ,
those who are wise wnll listen to no more
abolition promises, for they have always de
ceived the people, n'nd always ml! try to do
so.——-Mantrose Ihmocrat.
DEVABTATION IN GEORGIA.
The Republican organ at’Wilkes-Bnrre
has the following, with more on the same
suhject:
Capt. Smith (9th Pa. Cavalry) was yvith
Sherman ’on his march through Georgia.
and describes it as 11 scene of desolation.—
Ol' provisions there was an abundance. and
the orders to forage were unlimited. Hor
ses, mules, and stock were all taken. and
abandoned horses Were killed It once, lea>
ving nothing but carcasses. Hundreds of
turkeys were found on some plantations
andcooked in camp. Horses were aban~
doped by the families and foraging squads
would each take the best, until the last find
ing nothing. and house vacant, would
BURN-in, Sucli were not the orders, but
so it was. ‘
—Willburning houses make Unionists,
or Rebels,'ohhe people? 1‘
fi'llarrisburg legislators are in-tron’ole.
Board at hotels is four‘olhtrs per day, and
their psy is but three—Exchange.
Never fear. They won’t lose anything.
Emailiser. ' »
s, 5 while egoit was resolyed that
esch member should receive three dollars
“per day for one hundred dsysbsud after
tliat'lo receive one dollar and I half per
day. Subsequently it was resolved that.
each member should receive five hundred
dollars for the session, presumed, generally,
to embrace n period of one hundred days.
After that each member was found drawing
seven hundred dollars, which, it needs lit.-
tle ciphering to determine, is equivalent to
$7 per day. Now Mr. Smith, Abolition, of
Philadelphia, desires that each"member
shall patriotically draw out of thesTreuury
twelve hundred dollars. which will be
twelve dollars ($l2) per day. Should this
change he made it Will be difficult. to tell
what influence it may have upon the gol4l_
market. and the price of boarding in Mar
risburg. Verily' the ways of our “loyal"
lawmakers are past. finding outh-epf
the Way they "raise the wind." By all
means let our “loyal” legislsture, pass “an
akt to raise their ps."—- Paula! J. Lilian.
The Negro 7'roop:.-—AH the negro troops
in the Army of the Potomac were recently
organucd into}: sepugce corps, numbered
the 24m. under Command N Maj. Qcpex'nl
Godfrey Wmtzel. These ni‘e me troops
which necnmphniod :he Wilmington expe
dxtion. and faded 1n the 'attempt to Lake and
hold For: Fish».
@The St. Louis paper state that Gene
ral Dodge. who has superseded Gen. Itasc
crans in mm command ofthe Depm talent of
Missouri, has liberated number of persons
who were confined by martin] law during
the sway of his predecessor. :b’eveml Indies
wept-3 among those who were thus tutored
to-‘freedom. .
E=C=Cl
[S‘How does a pitclnet of ‘wnter difler
from mmzm throwing his wue um a bridge.
Um: is wutgr m Lhe buggex, the‘ower m
ynch 1m in llneMuwr. ' .
l ' With the exdeption of the Upoltoglouof
l Sew l-lnglaml,thesociulund political Mm”
. phen- our_ country. has, us a arm-pit rnl _
' cu untamted by illiberalily n! wnti tit-iii
“3",! pragmatic persecution in matters: of re
ltFlOll! conviction. To be \lllfi 1 l‘cw scion
. o the noxious tree have hecti- transported
to new settlements hy' fanatic npnstlas of
" persecution: hut lllt‘ll' growth was slow,
thcir size >3untvd ull thrir noisome exha.
lotions last tum-lug thnir pniton, V
\ ~lnthe original soil. the nonive plutil maln
tains its pristine vigor. ’l‘he ayelt'ltl or r
secution assumes u. double aspect. Wlign
public‘opinion seems to tmcl: the Govern- ‘-
mentinlthe assumption ol the power. it, does
not. hesitate to 11111 ch the penalties of the
law on all dissentients from legislative doe
trines. Such was the course pursued by the
merciful and tolerant pilgrims, from the
1 moment their feet were firmly‘plauted on
Plymouth Rock. L \
1 he course at events in our national his-
I tory hm suggested. it nut'ent‘orceul, u dint-r.
. cnt system: :\ system. hmwvnr. whit-h ‘w
lmutiously c..lculutml ta tt nuinutc in the
‘sumc rosnlta.’: lnnc-umtrv him ours. whens ‘
public Opinion is nsminml to hold so iniper- ‘
\ utivc‘swnv. social persecution. which is main i
annoying mnl injurious to the Vlt‘tltlli, than i
s decree from New. ii the implement em?
.ployed by the [utilities llt power to oppmu
‘ those against whom the «pile-or their reli- '
giona splm-n is illivected. This l-l the plan
to home yrmltt illy, through the instrumen
tnlity at public sohr’ml lvlllllr‘f‘, the text
booksnf Sou-ty ‘t'llflnli. and the fuhntio
mldrrsws nr .liiglilt’rl exhortcrs. u unity of,
public rrutiment which “I" t-niholtlen the
Government to exercise ila‘ puts-ntil4lityjn
depriving the persecuted of their civil rights 1
and frunchfinc. ‘ ,i
‘ The t‘.ttiirlir< inu'n vufli-rerl from hath
sy'tcnr‘, mitl lmvo :tlituuly iwcn tlu'u‘nttmotl
with the ~pr-mly :ippm u-h nl‘tlm timn. whrn
(hthnlir-hm \“lll he at prn-ntimi nl‘oitizmt.‘
ship. The “that! ia plain and unmistakable
in its Ill".tnill_'. A‘n'nthtr tl“llllnl!nttll0fl ol 1
religion h:'|~ horn tll.i;',:ml into lltt: art-nu. to i
uttnmt’thc wot u ol‘ i-r'rnornnvll‘ rm'l bigotry". l
“'0 nit-an llm -l"\\'3'. ‘l‘ln‘i'y t‘ll'urt it minke ‘
to muke’ the mm.- at (vi to ol‘ rcpt-ouch. ll'i
one at the vrring ci-litli-en ol‘ the “"80,
should tummy; to find hintwlfm the. guard
hone». nr l'o :lt‘.Ctl~("ti nl'lrynnl in why buxlne’u
U‘fllh'y‘ilflll, the epithet Jn-w is uttnchud to
his "fine, and lll‘ guilt .tnnutneii us unques
tionubliu llv inn :irtt-Il ht cuntr'wcntmn M
the lm\'~‘ nt h'h mu m: ncn, as taught by his
religionl :inll ll~ll0(‘l1llil‘4 :uv m-itiunl‘v‘not
responstbt‘t- [or his in [Jun-tn v 4. littcnd‘
the rule, and let tln- tr‘rtm .\ll in vim. Pres
byteriun, or Episcopaliitn, luv ut'u Led to
each~tlelinquentrnntl then ti..-_ .1. \r i-zinnut
complain thnt an i iridium ’llnlllU‘lltln int
mode. He willdrwzur tymhutw-t’tr ho is
too carefully trained to lit‘C"7llP :r vulgar
scoti'er. ‘ . ‘
Aafashionable sneer at the Jew is his un-g
fairness in his dealings. Cmmdering the!
standing reputation ot the Y..nkn‘o. the at}
lected sneer degenerates mm a zgrm of
shame. Especially at. the i-rt-mnt moment.
amid the estonntlingdevelnpim-nta nl liuudl
and peculutions perpetrated wnh impunity
By the Christian friends of this Alumina
Government, imputation: on’tln- mind». of‘
any branch of the community. 5” -i class. is
bute sneaking satire on their nuhiti‘ty to
amuse fortunes by esingle strnkn. white the '
honest Christian is not ratified with less
than his hundreds of thousmnls’grhspecl It
each theft, or speculation. “'l‘ztke the beam
from thine own eye." = A
We Ileprecute these pcttyjeers, indulged.
in by men who should have sense. and in‘
stillcd into children who eagerly swallow ‘
prejudices. because they are annoying; to
the sensibilities and injurious to the inter-
Gal—'s of the. put-tics so unjustly maligned.—
But this exercise of malice premonishas a
more alarming future: TheJ'ntliolica'have ‘
been plainly threatenethmid the social perv
secution ot the -l&WS'lt§ but a prognostic
that something worse is portcmled. They
are now assailed politicully and the peels of .
the abusive press ring with the charge
that, they are copperhemls. We do not,
comprehend the'meaning ol‘ theycunt end
vulgar phrase; nor are we conversant with
the political prnclivities of our' Jewish
friends; but we know that nmongthem; so
well as among other enlightened people,
religion does not sway their politics. .
If they are copperheads, ull wfcnn say
is that the armies of the country are happy
in the energetic services of u quota of gel.
innt Jewish soldiers, serving in every grade I
from the General to the private. {these
are copperheads, what term of contempt
sufficiently odorous, can Yankee wit dis- ~
caver for the shirking patriots ot Mu'ssuohu
setls? 9 ‘
NC)_ 20
Let us hear no more Jewish mnll‘easnno‘ea.
A; a class the Jewg art: a model to the rest
of Lhe community. 'l‘heir cluldren are re
liginunly 'and rilornlly trained, and got.
louml among thexufl‘lan aspirates. who is.
turb the'peuce. The men are quiet, Mendy.
ingluslrious and benevolent; nor can they
do more to hush the silly clamor: ol shag“
pI-vjudlces—’Lbnslilutional Unizm. :
Aflmh’am'a Burial Plaw.-~'While the
‘Prince of Wales was at Hebron he and his
suite obmined permission to vnut the pave~
of Mucpdah. Abraham’s Burial gee.—
Theyvnre the first Christians who lmv been
allowed to enter it sincb the Crusadds.
nearly sevgn hundred years ago. Dr. Sam .
ley says everilhiug is kept. in the most.»
Wumul order, an nothing could be more“
saliemctory than the» state in which the
tombs are preserved. Abraham, Jame, J 9.-
cob. Joseph, Sarah. Rebeccu, and Leah qre‘
burned there. . \ , ,
w-“llow dun, Sambo? You guy you;
was at. de battle of Bull “Run, wbnx I mien
you in' New ¥onk on de same fiixl‘f'fi—
“Yea. J ulms, you did tar “run. You age,
our Colonel any; he ‘Boys! strxke («if yer
country and yer homes 1' . Well," some
struck for der country, din cflile he [truck
for home! D.“ 'lplalul‘ ale maxim, yer noel”!
13M. a-recent church 13?” at~SL Paid,E
,an., a number ofconundrlimn were mad,‘
nndm set 0: Cooper’s workl we‘re promiud
to fine peyso‘n who sllpuld answer them
most appropriately. The winner, after fie
ducing Imus.“ to a, ante of grew. mentfl '
pxhnmtion, was somnwhabchngrined (in he;
mg presented mth u series of small wood“:
aul‘s. '
WA ‘gentleman of our acqminlanca,
who is sometimes (-xLx-emely un|orlulgnle iu
the selectionyt‘ his phrhes. n-m Irked at, 1.
party recently; in the Haring of lbefln’ma
of the “belle oflha evening,’ who I) just
risen from the pinno, “‘Yea she it indeed a
charming girl—u. very mce cruture”—u£co
screw/Mr ."’ ' '
WTln-eo'hundred ioung Indie: hnn‘
wed Arbemul \Vard‘formhbel in Buying
they all~eloped at one time, from 3 serum;-
ry In UVnhLLiUI a han‘dwmp young Mix--
mon. Artemue propowa to {etllg lhfr
suit byJetuming Lo the kind of the Said”:
and nun-yin; Lbe-whala of Lhem. .
P' ,‘— ””""_' ‘_‘
WA ’_‘ n Waslhrown from a {leigban‘tl
broke Hialfi‘r st) badly that amputation viii:
necessary. 57pm being condolcd wmrbya
fnen-Lwno remarked tum "mas n verythad
'nccidaut. mo lufi’k'ml‘ replied, "YCWE‘H’Q‘s
cmHy when Wood}: so high? ‘ _ . ,
_-_.A’ , - 4.1» »» ~-« v
WA book of Yankee ml. and humm’ni
confllsllngoflue besijukes )f"Abei.ipcqu;"
“Major Longbow,” ."Sam Slick.” f'l‘lre,
Wucez‘n, J‘szwr," &c., compiled by Rupert,
Kémpq, will shortly be )übmheu by M%m_
Adah 4'. Francis. of Fleet Ilreei, Lon n.
@Téfman who smoked in bed on hi!
wedding night, Wu semantically informed
by m.- bnda um; "no gentleman ever lixlfle
ed hm exgu at the torch‘ox U.ym¢~n."—24w: .
tiling/e. . . * ,
- «—-—»«--4- n- 7: 4 _ '
germ-man killed)” M deal on M:
line 0., nwwhh A ‘J‘flflpam mam,
suqmmu want we]; WW!!! gen“.
mum in Ins uexghborhmdr ‘ :1‘« -§;;§ 5“"
ERIE
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