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    OP S PAPER.
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tot Corms* is published every )(outlay
Wareham by atm J. STAILit, at $1 75 per
autaisit tf paid strictly is A.DVLICII-13 00 per
iniumt I set paid in advaace. No subscription
gliseatlnned, unless at the option of the pub-
Wise r mail all arnearages are paid.
• ADllllllll9rUmmere inserted at the usual rates•
ihn Plum, don• with nestaess and die-
Oita&
Omen in 9onth Baltimore street. directly
oppodte Wsinplers' Tinning Establishment—
niestrtasa" on the sign..
Edward B. Buehler,
ATTOILIST AT L.tW , will faithfully and
promptly attend to all business entrusted
hose. lie speaks the German laeguage.--
[Mice at the same place, in South Baltimore
lettoot, near Forney's drug store, and nearly
apposite Danner k Ziegler's store.
Gettysburg, March 20.
• J. C. Neely,
AcTTORNEY AT LAW, will attend to collec
tions and all other business intrusted to
is arewith promptness. Office nearly opposite
r ahnestock's Store, Baltimore street.
Gettysburg, April 11, 1859. tf
A. H. Dill,
dti.TTORNEY AT L.tW . will attend promptly
to collections and all business entrusted to
W.
Office between Fahne.tocks' and Danner *
Ziegler's Stores, Baltimore st., Gettysburg, Pa.
May 9, 1859. Gm
Win. B. McClellan,
A TTORNEY AT LAW.—Oflice on the south
side of the public square, 2 door, west of
tue Sentinel office.
Gettysburg, August 22,
D. Mc Conanghy,
A TTOP.NF.Y AT LAW, (oltee one door west
of Buehler s drug and book sture,Chatia
l•vrsburg street,) ATTORNLY ARO SOLICITOR TOR
2'ATCSTI AND PENSIUNA. tIOUI/Iy Laud War
rants, 11.1.ek-p.ky suspended Claims, 1111411 all
other claims against the Government at Wash
ington, 11. C.; also American Claims in England.
Land Warrants located and sold, or hought,and
highest prices given. Agents engaged in lo
cating warrants in lowa, Illinois and baler
western States. AlsgrApply to 101 s personally
or by letter.
Gettysburg. Nov, 21, ':53.
d i, Dr. A. W. Dorsey,
youltlettLy of Carroll county. .11d., hating
. pertnnuentl.% located ill Gettysburg, offers
its proft...ional set ices to the citizens of the
down end surrounding; country in the practice of
the various branches of his profession. Office
and residence u.. l, imure street, next door to
'The Compiler effir.e. sr here he way be found ut
nil times when not rprofess.issowlly engaged.
II 11 , MUM.
Nathan R. Smith, Baltimore, 11d
Mfr. Agaguattis Webster, I). D., Haiti:sans -VC
.1)r. J. L. WArEald., Westmiat.tr-r, .11d
-1)r. W. A. Matkias, "
Jacob Reese, F:9.,
John K. Longweit,Esi., "
.4Geo. E. W.lmpler, Esq.,
;Rev. Thomas Bowen, Gettysburg
Oct. 25, 185 d. ern
d. Lawrence Hill, M.
,14 AS his off ce one nu tlet
door west of the .7"' IT.
.utueran church is
.47hambersburg street, aid opposite Picking's
-store, where those oisisag to have any Dental
•I Iperat ion performed are respectfully invited to
IlatrEasscas: Drs. Horner, iLer. C. P.
Cranth. D. I) , Rev. 11. L. Baughe r, 1) . Rev.
i'rof. M. Jacobs, Prof. M. L.. Starves%
Gettysburg, April 11, '33.
A Word to tho Wise!
ON'T FAIL to call and see SA SUN'S des
I )1/ M
Goods—a large and splesdid assortuieut
Ad S AND Ilttl'S CLOTHING And Furnish-
Ling Goods—LlG cltru>ile lot of nil kinds oat
HATS, BOOTS, SHOES 'Lod GAITERS—an un
trivalled as.ortment IJf TRUNILS and C.IIIYET
some very .Landsorue and neer st)les.-
-I.lso, a large and splendid variety of set.ts,
iltrea.t Pins and Ear %VA TCHES, MUSI
WAL INSTRUMENTS. Ice . ke. Avers - band
.l.otne and new styled A. 11,110 A D TIIA VELLING
MAG. In sliort,.eAerything in kis line.
After nil said and dome. 6AII:SON'S L' THE
.N'OT to buy your,goothi at the right prices. A
word to the Witte bi sufc•ient.
Those who wish to troy to sell again will do
Viroillay milling. as I can and will sell then goods
wheaper than tbey•caa isuy them in the city.
.April 18, 18.59
Cheap Clothing:
GEORGE at his Clothing Em
porium. has now gut ILI Mock of Spring,
suol Summer Clothing—full rrtil assorted.
-ell ot our own make, and warranted well made.
We have just received from thecity, a large stock
..of Cassimeres. Driliapt, Jeans, Italian
ClotbaPur.tmettit Cloth. Tweefila.Sonetner Cassi
oneres. Linens. Vestia . gs. all of which will
be duhi at prices e nit the times. We have
constantly cutting :old making up. and if
;WO cannot please aou in a garment recur made.
we can take your utea•otre and make you up a
garment upee abort notice. As usual ulr. Culp
4 is always on the spot with shear and me.usare in
. hand, at your eervice. Please cat as we
swill not be undersold by any other estahlislimeut
ass town. [April 11.
Change of Hours
.40N THE GETTYS BLitt V.A/
SW/NARK Arronyeuinit —lln and afterThars
....lay. April 21td, the MORNING TRAIN rill ease
-.Gettysburg tt 6.30 o'clock IL. coal:meting at.
lianocer Junction with Expresi. train to 11:424-
more at. 9.32, and Mail train from Baltimore at
11.4.33, returning to GeUyshurg nt 1.2.34) aa4)o.
^with passengers from Baltimore. York. Ilarri_.-
-iburg, Philadelphia, and the lord& and Weil
The AFTER:CW.IS Ti."..klN frill leave Gritys
oburg at I o'clock.. I'. M., cuunectiag as Ilamorer
—Junction with flail train to Lialtiiu.re at 3.37, re
darning to Gettysburg about tl.3u P. M.., with
passengers from * Vurk, iiarribilurg, Philadelphia,
:And the North and \Veit.
sir By the shore arrangement passengers
*ran go either North or South on the Northern
*Central Railway both morning and afternoon.
It. .111:UltDY, President.
April 25, 1859
The Old Brandies.
TWanbscribers, Importers and Dealers in
INES &LIQUORS, would most respect
fully call the attention of purchasers to their
lOW Istablishment, Ku. 5 ./Vertl Frew Street,
Philo&Flue, where they have a large &aeon
mat of Wiaes aid Liquors of the choioest
braids sad qualities. 'Lavin made arraage
meets with some of the first houses is Copier.
_sad Roehitile, enables them to famish to their
customers, upon the most liberal terms, the
following brands of Cognac and Rochelle:
BRANDIES: Ward, Hennes_v, Pellersioa,
Pinet, Ceatillion; J. J. D:ipay Alt Co., T. Hisses,
A.Bergaotte, Martel, Mateo., tc., lc., of various
brands eaditialities.
WINES: Champagne, Madeira, Lisbon, Old
-Oporto, Teaeriffe, Burgundy, Hock, Muscat,
• Claret, Sherry, and Malaga Wines.
Ilollaad Gin, Scheid= Schnapps, Jamaica
Spirits, Scotch and Irish Whiskey, Peach, Ap
pis, Blackberry, Cherry, Ginger, and Raspberry
**adios; Cordials, Wine Bitters, Amsterdam'
Mises, at-
skleo,Agents sad Bole Proprietors sr thsOld
Wines .Witiskey. Constantly oa head an -ex
tensive stack of fine old Monongahela, Rye and
Mambos Whiskey, of rarioes grades, some of
width ate guaranteed to be espartos to any in
tha. ecrluttry., *Mot which are higbly Improved
hr use.
Prom eurleag experience in the business,
ands thorough knowledge of the tastes of the
• eltseettakY, we tatter oureelres to be able, to
AIR all orders **may be entrusted to at.
Orders trom the country (which are most re.
, yeolielted) will be Roma/ . attewsled
sto.rj., 4 .
„care taken le pecking and sb
• -1, pods sent from 011 r establis ilgaept
van ; tssd to eVe il4 tliti:0000, wl the
Jedureed.
ACIDDIATOIf SS 11RO.;
oht v i a l h oltt fiks Palrodeliddis
. _
Vllllll*llo.siveiis Ist tifileytimomplihmidwai
-o,lhitsiiisliimrea , A. 130QTT A gm
Br IL J. EITAHLB
417 YEAR.
Post's ac)-riaer_
NAr•Ls•air MIDNIGIBT lIIMIK W.
When - midnight hour is come.
The drummer forsakes his tomb,
And starches, beating his phantom-drum,
To and fro through the ghastly gloom.
He plies the drumsticks tweia
With, Stades' Angers pale,
And beats and beau again and again
Along a dreary nrctelte:
Like the voice of abysmal wire,
Resounds its unearthly tone,
Till the dead old soldiers, long in their gray's,
Awaken through every zone.
And the slain in the land of the Hun,
And the trot's' in the Icy North,
And those who under the barniug ut a
Of Italy sleep, come forth.
And they whose hones longwhile
Lie bleaching in Syrian sands,
And the slumbeeers under the reeds of tie Nile,
Arise, with &rams in their hands.
And at midnight, in his shroud,
The trumpeter leaves his tomb,
And blows a blast long, deep and Immi,
As *irides through the ghastly gloom
And tie yellow moonlight shines
Oa the old Imperial Dragoons;
And the Cuirassiers they form in lines,
And the Carabineers is platoons.
At a signal the ranks unsheathe
Their weapons in rear and van;
But they scarcely appear to speak or breathe,
And their features are sad aid wan.
•
111.
And when midnight robes the sky,
The V.,unperor Leaves his tomb,
And rides Along, surrounded by
His .shadosil thdr through Use gloom.
A salter Mar so brisk
In glittering on his hresst;
Is as sulkers at blue and whits
Ands grey camp-frock be is dowsed-
The moonbeams shine afar
Oa llin various ruiurshalled groups,
As the Nam with The glittering silver star
Rides forth to review his troops.
411 d the lead batallions all
Go igain through their amorist.,
Tilftlismoon withdraws, and a gloomier pall
Of bTackness wraps the skies.
Then around the thief once more
The Generals and Marshals throng;
And he whispers a word oft heard before
In the ear of his raste-Jo-cavip.
In files the troops advance,
And then are no longer seen,
The challenging watchword given is "Prayer!'
The answer is, "Soinle Ildese :"
And this is the Grand Review,
Which at midnight on the welds,
If popular tales may pass for true,
The buried Emperor holds.
• . ... ib... , =
The Sin of Dancing.
The Rev. James L. Corning, the Presbyter
ian Minister at Buffalo, whose lectures on
" the Christian Law of amusement" have oc
casioned some comments, is in favor of flan&
ing. at least as it is practised " on the High
lands of Scotland and the green swords of
Switzerland, and in the •rural districts' of
Germany." lie objects strongly to fashiona
ble suppers and parties, and would seem to
speak, in the following passage, not without
pers anal obserratum :
Why, I have sat beside a professing Chris
tian woman in one of the beautiful parlors of
a fashionable metropolition averse, whose
jeweled neck, and ears, and fingers, and daz
zling brocade, as much as said to the assem
bled guests. ' nose of your dresses coat an
much as mine;' and then I bare seen her ge
into the supper room and eat euough to make
a mine have gripes of conscience, and then
come out obese slid panting fir breath, made
marvelously religious by sandwiches and
champagne, and wind up the farce with a
pious diseource en the Ain of dancing. Now,
I think. that if she had transported a portion
of her conscience from her slippers to her
stomach, though she might have an inch or
two less of philactery, the loss would hare been
compensated by several tulditioual yards of
Chrittizun cans i Ate n c y."
Most Remarkable Case.
A. wins+ singular accident occurred in the
year 1831, and which, at the time, created
great sensation. On the 26th of Fehruary of
that year, a man, named John Taylor, aged
twenty, a native of Prussia, was at wink as a
sailer on board the brig Jane, of Scar borough,
then ip the London Docks; and while guiding
the ifon pivot of the trysail mast into the
mairiboorm, the tackle broke, and the mast,
which was thirty-nine feet long, and six hun
dred pounds in weight, descended upon Tay
lor. The iron pima tore of half his scale,
which fell over his face • then striking his
lower jaw, broke it., and knocked him down ;
lastly. piercing bin e4mst obliquely, cease
oat to the lower part of his back, and fixed in
the deck. When that transfixed, and other
wise injured, the man subsequently stated
that he felt na pain. " 1 was in heaven,"
mid he. nor was - he at all inconvenienced du
ring the withdrawal o e mast from his bo
dy by his fellow ut immediately af
terwards experienced unutterable agony,"
and at, each act of respiration the air rushed
out from the wound to his chest, proving
thereby that the lung was injured. He was
carried to the London Hospital, where he so
far recovered in five months, from the effects
of his severe injuries, as to be able to walk a
distance of some miles. He ultimately return.
ed to his duty as a sailor, and has ever sines,
daring a period of twenty-seven years, enjoy
ed. without interruption. the must excellent
health. We saw him only a few days sines.
—Laneet.
Calk* Cossphoteat.--The wife of the
poet Drydnu - complained - that be passed all
his thus in reading, and n ver devoted a
thought to her. " I ware a book,"
site cried." and then, at I would look
at ass oeeadonally." r erdehued
the post, "I wish you w 1 That M. I
would have you as Omuta% Isaiah uhanyes
way year /"-
Mirdtwo trishaw* won i 4 elm. one for
w= am sad pip ode* Tim 'dealing a
al t thaw; 1 willitleiOk I. t"
saiedierrirekthieloskiraim ' earo.
ZONWEPIAT I VO. bulqr IMIS
a 'Mali
THF. I , - COMPILER.
There is a very gond story in the papers of
the day, of a joke (?) which was played by
old Dr. Caldwell, formerly of the University
of North Carolina.
The old doctor was a small man, and lean,
but as hard and angular as the most irregu
lar of pine knots.
Re looked as if he might be tough, but he
did not seem strong. Nevertheless, he was.
among the knotting ‘tries, reputed to be as
agile as a "eat:" and in addition, was by no
means deficient in knot% ledge of the "noble
science of self-defence." Besides he was as
cool as a cucumber. Well, in the freshmen
elan, of a certain year, was a hurly beef =nun-
Ulmer of 18 or 19. 'lbis genius conceived a
great contempt for ,J 1 Bolus' physical dimen
sions ; and his snub was horrified that one so
de6eient in muscle should be so potential in
by ruie.
Poor Jones —that ' s what we'll call him—had
on idea of morn! twee. At any rate, he was
not inclined to knock under, and be controlled
A r tyby a man that be imagined he
on de seed whip. Heat length determined
to gi the 'gentleman a genteel private thrash
ing some aight in the Colkive Campus, pre
tending to mistake him fur some fellow. stu
dent. •
Comm bfat.—Mr. Janklns playfully remark
ed to his wife, that in he? he possessed four
fai
•Name them. my love,"
"You are beautiful, dutiful, youthful, sad
an armful."
" You have theadraniage of me, my dear."
" Row so, my prethenst"
" I have but one fool."
Mr. Jenkins misdeal, farther inquiries.
finuorratir, ears an milg ,fountal.
GETTYSBURG, PA.: MONDAY, JUNE 13, 1859.
" Consider Me Smith."
Shortly snail: ea it dark and rainy night,
loses seat the daeitiw mewing the entapas.—
Walking op to him alsrupdy :
" Hallo, Smith ! you raiteal—is that you
And - with that be atruek the old gentleman
a blow on the aide of the htee that had nearly
felled him.
Old Solna Paid nothing. but squared his
sad at it they went. Jones' yooth,
weight and muscle made hiss as " ugly cus
tomer ;" bat after a round or two, the doctor's
science began to tell. and in a short time be
bad knocked his Leery antagonist down, and
was astraddle oil his chest, with one hand on
his throat, and the other dealing vigorous
es& oa the aide 41 his head.
"Ab ! stop 1 1. beg porde*. &der! Doctor
Caldwell—a suistake—for bearen's sake, doe
tor !" groaned Jones, who thought be was
about to be eaten up. " i redly thought k
was Smith!"
The 4oetur replica' with a word and a blow
alternately.
And., it'is said, old llt/las gave /ones tech
a pounding, then and there, u probably pre
sented his ever making an: they mistake as to
personal identity—at lama oa the College
Cluitpus.
Getting oat af Case Quarters.
_ Governor C—. of Florida. wan as cele
brated fur his waggery as fur his executive
sualileatkina. Giving a crowd of gnping lis
teners an accsant of the strange things be
had seen during his pererrinationt through
the far • West, he said: " Fact, gentlemen,
the trees are so close together in Arkanaas
that you Amy traiel for days together with
out finding theta more than three feet apart ;
and then the game: such vast numbers of
huffalcies and bears and wild cats, but in all
the world I never saw such deer ?"
" What of the deer, Governor C-1"
asked a squint-eyed descendant of Niusro4d.
who, to use his own expression, "'d ruther
hunt then eat any time," and so he had.
"0, the liigg.att bouncing busks you over
taw! why, my dear sir, the woods are per-
Seedy alive with them. charging about with
vela branching litres full four feet apart."
" Well. bat Genentor C—, it the trees are
wily three feet apart and she deer's hares
fear. I want you to Ma woe how they get
through?"
"0, well. well, that's flair lookout, I Aare
nailing to do with that."
=2=3
Frri.wl7' l Frrll
Seruashequash, an [when of the remains
of a tribe in Ounneetieut, was some years
since bruoght before &justice of the peace on
snow there er other, which I do not recol
lect. John happened to be drank at the
time, and instead of answering directly to
the question put by the justice, merely mut
tered out: " Your honor is very—very wise
—very wise—y-y-your honor is very wise, I
saw."
being usable to get an ether answer from
him, the justice ordered him to be locked up
till the next day, whe• John was brought be
fore hint perfectly sober.
" Why, 14.11 a." said the justice. "you .was
as druni as &beast yesterday. When I ask
ed you any questions, the nal, answer you
made vras--' Yuur honor's very wise—very
wise.'
" Did I call your honor wise?" said the In
dian with a look of incredulity.
" Yes," answered die magistrate.
" Then," replied John, "I mast have bees
drunk, sure enough."
SiarA few days since one of the Metropoli
tan airs was stopped for the purpose of tak
ing up an elderly lady and a sickly looking
little girl. Is the ear weft min females, tire
on a seat, and the seam wilt carry nine.—
Every inch of room seemed occupied, for the
occupants of the car were fashionsibly dress
ed, and their skirts expanded like poithoclue
hails. No one offered the old lady a seat, or
made room for her, or seemed to care whether
she was tired or rested. For a moment the
old lady scanned the faces of those before
her, and thou. she smiled at the want of .:our
tesy which characterize females of the present
age
" I gar, you," the eld lady exclaimed,
nudging the knee of the nearest female, sad
pointing to the little
" Did you speak to me?" demanded the
astonished female, on her dignity immedi
ately.
Why, yes! I want to know if you woeld
believe this little girl just come out of the
ship fever hospital at Deer Island ?"
Ten hands delicately gloved were raised
toward the bell-etre!), and ten voices were
shrilly raised for the cars to stop, and in leas
than cne minute the old lady and tie girl
had the vehicle to themselves.
" Wall, I declare," exclaimed the old lady,
" I forgot to tell 'em that there warn't any
patients therssiek with the term. However,
I'll let 'ant know it the next time we meet.—
Take a seat. dear, and make yourself at
home."
,WA very polite joss% etas wishiag to
ask a young lady If he aught 'peak to her
few mama* wasted to haw "If he could
roll the sheer of toitaariatioo arousal tie
saletreo of her usieretssdios frit a aseemet."
The poor siel foisted.
Arne editor of lowirs Watuieo
ini‘ W
hakikaft le Irbil* alittolk ativisted
that tbe, - • .
"TRUTH IS MIGITIT, AND WILL PIZTAIL."
The Kentucky Egg-Bator.
Among the prisoners ushered before Judge
Pruden this morning, says &Cincinnati paper,
was a tall, robust, big-boned Kentuckian,
from the vicinity of Caxeville. He is. evident
ly, a descendant of the pure old Kentucky
stock--stout as a lion, fearless as a knight,
and as independent as a free man dare be.—
He was charged with disorderly conduct.—
The arresting officer stated that he found him
" slashing around" in an eating ana drinking
house. and arrested him to preserve the peace•
" What bare you to say to this cliarger'
asked the court.
" A might, that's It rtrtin." replied the pris
oner. "Yon see, squire. I'm a stranger here,
from away down in old Kentucky, an I hain't
lamed ♦er ways. Shall I tell you how I was
eotehed ?"
•' We will listen to you." remarked the
judge, who saw he had a character before him,
and was disposed to let him have vent.
"I go Ave that you're a trump," replied
Kentucky. " But that'. neither here nor
ther. I'm to tell you how I wits notched."
"That's it."
" Wall. squire, I cum to town yesterday.
I 'spaded not to stop lung, so I didn't go to
nary tavern. I got hied a hungry, though.
POI made a lunge fur a satin' house. I sot
down to the table, an' I axed for a doses an' a
half of eggs, an' the critter wbo waited on the
customers opened his eyes. grinned, an' then
fobshed 'em to me. They was good, but I
wanted a little mixture. I called for a cold
beef-steak—cold. squire. it's aria my OM.
stitutional principles to eat meat hot. The
fellow grinned, sad said they hadn't got none.
That kind a riled me, but I kept my temper,
and ordered another dozen an a half of
eggs."
" Old Kaintuck, you've eat em all up."
" That set me to !Alin', and I jest squashed
things far a while. That's the bull on it,
squire, sure as I am from old Kaintuck."
"Then you considered yourself aggrieved
by the last remark of the waiter ?"
*admit so."
" How do yea take year eggs—boiled or
fried ?"
"Plied, *quire. ell the tine fried. Riled
ergs, 'specially when they 're bard, don't met
well on a feller's etaranch." _ •
"Can Ton oat three doses eggs at one meal?"
"Just like a knife, and throw the shells
in. All lazis to have 'em fried."
" Yea must be found of eggs ?"
" Now. hush, sqaire, you're techin' me on
s tender pint."
" Is it your practice to quash things when
you get riled r'
"Not commonly. rn tell you what it are.
squire, this is the first time in my mortal days
that I was ever locked ia. Let me off, and
I'm off from old Rainteck like automat."
"You are eh ?"
"&trtin u Ilin from old Kaintack."
"And you will eat no more of our eggs?"
" Darn the one, squire."
"?hen take your hat and lure."
"You're a hose—old Kaintuck for ere/ ^'
yelled the Kentucky egg-eater, as he strutted
out of the court room with the air of a prince.
and amidst the hearty laughter of all who had
witnessed his trial.
A Wow Dodge.
Recently Mr. Wenka. a kind-hearted old
philanthropist, of Bethlehem, Pa.. seated
himself in a car at that place, with the in-
Unties of riding to the City of Brotherly
Love. At the next station, a spectral-link
ing individual, apparently in the last stars
of ennsumotioe. and aeoompanied by an in
valid wife, entered the ear occupied by our
philanthropist, and seated themselves quite
near to him. Their terribly emaciated ap
pearanee and °berth-yard cough excited his
sympathy, and. as they seemed to be in indi
gent eireamstanoes. be prepared tooter them
substantial aid. Re lest asked if they were
sick. to which they answered." Yes." Tbey
also said they were very poor, and were go
ing to New Xprk, with the hope that their
friends in that city would allow them a bed
to die on. This dismal explanation brought
the tears to the eyes of Mr. Wanks, and be
at once drew forth his pocket-book. iind of
fered the enterers half of its contents. They
thanked him tearfully, but positively refused
to accept alms. Finding them Axed in their
determination. the benevolent old gentleman
returned his pocket-bnok to its plate, with a
sigh, and introduced another topic of waver
tuition. The trio talked pleasantly together
until the train reached Frankford, when the
sick man drew forth a gold watch from his
pocket, and stated that it was an old Cannily
relic, bet he would sell it for twenty-one dol
lars, rather than accept charity. Without
hesitation. Mr. Wenka took the timepiece,
and handed over the required amount. In
an hour after, the train arrived in Philadel
phia, and the parties separated in a friendly
manner. On the afternoon of the next day,
Mr. W. mentioned the circumstance of his
purchase to some friends who were diming
with him, and exhibited the watch, when it
was found to he a " stuffer," and not worth
more than sea nty-fire cents! The old gen
tleman acknowledged that he had been sold"
keyond redemption.
ser•The Supreme Court of Ohio (all the
members present, two dissenting, and all Re
publicans) has decided the Fugitive Slave
Law constitutional, and eonstquently a law
that roust be obeyed by all the citizens of the
State, Oberlin included. The people of Paines
ville tolled the bells on the reception of the
news and the " Sons of Liberty," which
means the Giddingsites, are grievously disap
pointed.
Cure for Sprains.—ln the Paris hospitals
a treatment is practiced that is found most
successful for a frequent accident, and which
emus be applied by the most inexperienced. If
the ankle is sprained, for instance, let the
operator hold the foot in his hands, with the
thumbs meeting on the swollen part. These
having been previously greased, are pressed
successively with increasing force on the im
jured and painful spot for shoat • quarter of
an boor. This application being repeated
several times, will, to the course of the day,
enable a patient to walk, when other MOWN
would have failed to relieve him.
Frail Pica—The acid in fruit pies may be
neutralised by adding to each as much oar
&mate of soda so will cover a twenty-flue emit
piece. This simple precastios, which does
not affect the flavor of the fruit, will pinyon
mach sickness, and save much sugar, other
wise needed to render the sour sweet,
Great Cesi(f..—Mr. Bennett Webb, of Poeop :
son township, Chester .F. Ps.. hes near
one week old, which wei within -
.. r hours of its birth, e enornioustVot
of one hundred and twenty-three pomade.
MiroNo man," says Mrs. Partington,
" was better ealonkesdi to judge sf toot than
my poor husband, lAN ha a hying man ;
he knew what good hogs bo bed
kern brought up among aim from his child
hood."
IS Tb. phnise dews in thow mouth "le
mid to bps boo ariiriWed 1 Wm,
tisig 11IN& vimikmild
Pit Bullocks.—Butaher Yarns.
Billy H— was one of the most notoriods
butchers of troth in the abstract, that ever
lived. If truth answered the purpose beet.
and a lie would do him a positive injury, it
seemed be would tell a lie in preference to
the truth, at any time and on any occasion.
In this respect he was indeed an anomalz.—
If a man told a big yarn in Billy's hearing,
he was sure to be beaten—Billy had always
something more wonderful to relate.
Billy's neighbor, Judge J--, had had
many a bout with him, spinning yarns, but
invariably had come out second best, although
be had an exuberant imagination, and his
reputation for veracity was none of the
best.
On one °cession the Judge was riding past
Billy's farm, when Billy bailed him, and in
quired if be did'nt want to buy a quarter of
line beef, as he had just killed an elegant
steer.
"Wu he fat, Billy ?" inquired the
Judge.
" 0, yes," answered Billy, 4' Let as a whale.
I rather guess you wonkl think so, if you bat
knew how motels tallow we got out of him.--
Why Judge, we got three hundred and twenty
pounds to the Entetioa—what du you think of
dud?"
Now, the Jedde thought this to be rather
a tough yarn, but he felt more inclined to
beat Billy at his own game than to express
any doubt about his veracity.
" That was a pretty considerable steer,
Billy," replied the Judge.. " but not a patch
in' to one I killed a few years ago. Ile
weighed net ores two thousand pounds and
he turned out four hundred and ten pounds
of tallow, as near as I can recollect."
Billy was taken all aback for an instant,
but °enacting himself, be confessed that this
was the largest animal of the as kind be had
ever heard of, eseept one that be once sold an
the Philadelphia market.
" This," said Billy. '4 was the largest steer
that ever had been seen in the recollection of
man. Ile was an elephant in proportions—
somethin4 on the Mastodon order. When
we got lam into the city." oontieued Billy,
"his gigantic dimensions struck every one
with amazement. It was almost Christmas
time. sad heints bought by a butcher for
Christmas beet On Christmas eve prepara
tory to being slaughtered, he was paraded
through the streets, deoorated with flowers and
gay colored ribbons, and followed by an im
mense crowd." "Well." said Billy, •• he was
slaughtered, and he weighed. net, twenty
seven hundred poundal How much tallow
do you think we got oat of him 1"
The Judge thought such an animal would
turn out considerable more than a good deal.
Ile, however, told Silly he would 'at hazard
an opinion by guessing at the amount.
" replied Billy. triumphantly, " we
got from that steer four hundred and seventy
five pounds of tallow.--and darn every button
en my old coat, if we did'at
h et two hundred
pounds Of kerma:. besides l
The shrill note that the Judgs emitted as
rode of would have drowned die sound of
a steam whistle. He let Billy Nigro his ova
way ever alter that.
Lent Milos in jfebraska.
An interesting discovery of ancient mines
has bees made is Nebraska, shoat seven
mile. from Wyoming. Tbey are the most
extensive operations of estelent adorers ever
diseovered on the eontlnest. For mils. is
extent, the whole eountry is literally ton Sp
and throws into the most &mastic and pro.
miseeous ridger. hillocks, getters, trenches.
shafts, to There are remains of furnaces,
chimneys, stems walls. sad earth houses,
fragments of jugs. glass blades. and many
other things too numerous to meistioe.--
Rocks have been drilled awl blasted evident,
ly with some explosive material, state dress
ed with the hammer. mud every widows of
the operations having bees carried ea by
civilised tees. Old California miners, who
have visited the seises, say that it would
perhaps cost millions of dollars to do do
work that has been lone thers4 and the ap
pearance of the surface is similar to the
placers of California where the miners have
been at work. What the lei sera' was, has sot
bet been fully ascertained. bet this is soon to
tested by parties skilled in metallurgy.
It is generally thought the metal was gold or
silver. The mines are so ancient that there
are large oak trees growing epos them.—
When was this done and by whom? The
above facts are extracted from as article as
the geology of Nebraska. in the Wyoming
Telescope. of a late date. Wyoming is no the
Missouri river, south of the mouth of the
Platte.
Cmeral &oil and Me European Trur.—A
very silly paragraph is going the rounds of
the papers, and has found its way into our
own, that General Soot& had bet SOO bottles
of champagne that Louie Napoleon would
never re-enter France alive. The opinion
and the bet both surprised Gen. Scott this
morning, and he regrets that any friend or
enemy should have taken such liberties with
his name. Both statements are absurd and
ridiculous. Gen. Scott is neither a betting
taan nor a gustier of champagne. Nis habits
aro extremely temperate in all things, and
his manner of life a most exemplary one.—
We do not knew what Gen. Scott's opinions
are in regard to the war in Europe, but as
the first military etas of the •age, probably
just the reverse of the one which somebody
has put in his mouth.—Keto Turk Express.
Patent hinsol.—A.moog the list of Patents
fur the week ending on the 17th instant, is
one for Dr. David Abl, for "Improvement is
Surgical Splints." We have examined the
Splints, and feel confident that by their use,
the trentaseat of fractures is reduced to a very
simple operation- The 'materiel of which
they are composed, adjusts itself to every
variety of fractures, and generally facilitates
the treatment of as important okkss of surgi
cal ailments. la tact, it is impossible fur a
fracture to result otherwise than happily.—
We feel coaidemt that the Dr. will be ro
warded for the time and impunity he has
bestowed on their construction. The Dr. ha.
need - the Splints in his practice for the last
five years, with - uniform 116030111L—Neweilie
Star.
Sowing Oats wits eed Pfoughisig-Mr. 8.
H. McConnell, of Chester county, Pa., when
us tbat he has practised sowing oats on oorn
ground without ploughia&and Inds the pry"-
dee my advantagem. The eats eau be sown
earlier in the spring Han if yes have to wait
the pound is in proper eondition is
plough. Last year. when the oats crop in
his section was nearly a total fa il ure, be had
fifty bushel per more hum oats sown early on
unploughed land, awl merely steeled in
then rollist Gasop
—els /Twiner.
r/yo--A sugar wile led the peals
base at a seating, short time time, 'adios
that Me aosobading woad. which was ,j am
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TWO DOLLAR/3 A•YEAR
Zngland Looking to America.
Mr. d'lsraeli, the Chancellor of the Eng
lish Exchequer, in a great speech made to
the electors of Buckinghamshire, was com
pelled to talk principally of the warlike rela
tions of the Continental power., and it is re
markable that, while he predicted the damage
which other nations would be likely to
suh
tain, he dwelt upon the security of England.
One reason assigned for his confidence, apart
from the great wealth of England, was the
reliance she might place upon her American
connexienr. We cannot believe what ho ap
peared
t.) intimate, that the present war will
run into a general war of nations and raw!,
and yet, in the event of such a contingency,
his remarks possess so much interest that wo
extract them at length. lie said :
I know well that if there is to be a war
of nationalities, of opinions, and of races—
* war of revolution and reconstruction—we
shall weather the storm. [Cheers.] It will
not be Englandthat will suffer. It is Europe
that will be injured, Europe that will be des
olated, and the very potentates whose pride
and ambition and lust of conquest are bring
ing about this perilous state of affairs will
find themselves at the cod in an inferior posi
tion to which they now occupy. [Cheers.l
Gentlemen, we hear a great deal of balance
of power, of the importance of sustaining cer
tain barriers in Europe, and many other
axioms--all which to a certain degree are
true, and which may for a certain time con
tinue to prevail; but let me take this oppor
tunity of idtpreasing upon you that the day
is coming, if it has not already come, when
the question of the balance of power cannot
be oonfined to Europe alone. Since the time
when that doctrine obtained, great communi
ties have risen in another hemisphere, who
I will not permit the balance of power to be
limited to Europe. You have on the other
side of the Atlantic vigorous and powerful
communities who will no longer submit to
your circumscribed theory of authority. The
Australian colonies, though now in their
your but id the youth of pante, have al
ready, as it were, thrown their colossal shad
ow ov Europe ; and it is for old Europe I
lament the is exhausting her energies
and resour in these wars. I could wish
that she d rather prepare for that awful
competition which in coming time she must
' encounter. I would rather see France and
Germany and Russia develops their resources,
improve their agriculture, increase their
population, and cultivate the arts of life, social
and scientific, Instead of wasting their
strength, risking their stability, and sinking,
when Sheers to which I bare referred arrives,
by their own mismanagement and want
of prescience, into en inferior and exhausted
position. Remember always that England,
though she is bound to Europe by tradition,
by erection, by great sinsiliarity of habits
and all those ties which time alone can create
and iNansecrase, is not a mere Power of the
Old Weld. liar geographical position, her
laws, her language, and religion connect her
as much with the New World u with the
Old ; and, although she has occupied not on
ly an eminent position among European na
tio*s fur ages, still, if ever Europe by her
shortsightedness falls into an inferior
a
exhausted state, for England there will i
rid''
main an illustrious (stare. [Cheers.] We
are bound to the oossissunitiee of the New
World, and those ;rasa States which oueown
pigmies/kg and eolonising effigies base created,
by ties and by interests which will sustain
our power, and enable us to play as great a
part in the times yet to come as we do in
these days, and as we have done in the past,
sheers and, therefore, now that Europe
is on the eve of war, I say it is fur Europe,
not for England, that my heart sinks."
Stereographs of Battles.
Dr. Holmes, in his scientific contribution
to the Last Atlantic MostAly, says:
" The next Europeanwar will send us ste•
reographs of battles. It is asserted that a
bursting shell can be photographed. The
time is perhaps at hand when a Bash of light
as sudden and brief as that of the liThtninT
which shows a whirling wheel standing stock
still, shall preserve the very instant of the
shock of contact of the mighty armies that
are now gathering. The Lightning frem hea
ven does actually photo7raph natural objects
on the bodies of those it has just blasted—so
we are told by many witnesses. The light
ning of clashing sabres and bayonets may be
forced to sterotype itself into a stillness as
eopplete as that of the tumbling tide of Ni
agara as we see it self-pietured."
the $lOO,OOO Breads of Promise Crise.—A
telegraphic dispatch announces the recovery
in St. Louis, by Miss Effie Carsten:, of one
hundred thousand dollars against an old
gentleman named Henry Shaw, for a breach
of promise of marriage. The defendalt is
65 years of age, nnd, of course, very rich.—
The case has been on trial for some days, and
excited much interest. An attempt was
.ade to defame the character of Miss C., but
it was "no go." She is said to be a hand.
some young milliner, of ahout 25. and to be
the daughter of a Methodist preacher ; who
formerly resided in New York.
le-A London correspondent of the New
York Erpress states that not a single
. piece of
American mercantile paper, due in Eng
land and laid over during the recent panic,
remains unpaid. This is creditable and hon
orable to our countrymen, and furnishes an
evidence of the rapidity with which our coun
try can recover from such a severe shock as
that which prostrated business and credit at
home and abroad in-1857.
Opposition to Repudiation.—A protest.
signed by many of the wealthiest and most
esteemed citizens and tax-payers of Pitts
burg and Allegheny county. Pa., against re
pudiation, appears in the Pittsburg papers.
They disavow all past proceedings in favor
of repudiation, sad express great anxiety to
counteract their disastrous influence. Most
of the great iron and manufacturing firms
have signed the paper.
1115..Michigin is booming famousibr "clas
sic horrors." The other day an unmarried
German lady, resident at Saginaw, invited all
her neighbors toe sumptuous banquet. The
pars arrived and the genial hostess herself
duly received them When summoned from
the drawing...roost to the dining-room they
found the fair lady a corpse. She had taken
arsenic at the critical moment, and they had
to take a melancholy departure.
isrmr. Mayo, candidate for the Mese of
Delegates is Virginia ea the remit election,
to maid being "actstebed," resorted to the
device of oiling his vote, so that they weld
not be marked with pen or poen. The pl a n
erkiently worked well, an kin opposes de
monised it as * " atiserible devise $o &f reed
the Totem"
alma union of tbs Illinois astral
Iwo hod tha sapoity and ottnsido.
net to famish larp postislas of mid
>,t4 to doses amenol k c i ts Hai 4f their
mid v.* pre **la 111 . 009 day
14800 notalinis manse" fr om sap for fro
distrinstion on ins Una or am ran*
.Bole.
Snap the'adiest timi impitaiyhd—
lioas" Arty It had beesttheilt lkisttliukthey
are the real old "Misses Deamontes," a
claim utterly devoitrot truth, ao is Illuser t i o d
by th. &Bowing assess other owserrektu s
Os the meat reeerresee of the ilhibdwyof
Jearreen, certain Mask *en
ed at Boston Ow the parrs ) of
"doing honor" to e hiseent7.
others pree eat was Josiah Quitter, who,
when in Congress, asked that the as** of
the Deelaration of Independence be eael William Cullen Bryant, poet, itimt
let, and editor of the N. Y. Post, haft been
invited to be present, wrote the fulbwing
letter:
New Yong, April 1, 1859.
Garrtanas:—l thank you for inviting me to
the festival you are about to hold In hotter of
the memory of Jefferson. You do well to ob
serve the .birtbday of that great nuts, one or tile
wisest political philoeopbere of his lima—wiser,
I think, than any who lived in the times before
him—one who saw deeper into the principles
of government than his cotemperarles knetwo—
I should be most happy to unite with yes&
this commemoration, but I am withheld by my
various occupations. I am, gentlemen, with
great regard, se., WM. C. BaYANT.
Messrs. H. L. Pierce and others, committee.
NO. 37.
The admiration of Mr. Bryant for Jefferson,
is suddenly conceived. During the whole life
of Mr. Jefferson, Mr. Bryant was his hiller
enemy, and this letter is the first intiatafton
we have had of a change in his seatiment to
wards the illustrious statesman. To show
the absurdity of Mr. Bryant's claim to the
title of Jefferson Democrat, which he would
feign acquire, a correspondent of the New
Hampshire Gazelle furnishes that paper with
a poem written years ago by that would
be apostle of Jeffersonian Democracy. Hero
it is:—
AND TEIOe, THIC SCORN Of ITIIILY PATRIOT NANII" r
Thy country's ruin and her council's shame I:
Poor servile thing! derison of the brave 1
Who erst from Tarleton fled to Carter's cave;
Thou, who when menneed by petal:nous ()noi r
Didst postratc to her whiskered minions fall;.
And when our cash her empty bags supplied,
Didst meanly strive the foul disgrace to kider,
Go, wllletch ; resign tAe Proidwital Asir,
Disclose thy secret measures, foul or fair,
Go, search with curious eye for horned flogs,
Mid the wild waiite of Louisiana bogs;
Or whore the Ohio rolls its turbid stream,
Dig fur huge bones; thy glory and thy theme,
Go, scan, Philosophist, thy Sally's charms,
And siuk supinely in her sable arms,
But quit to abler hands the helm of State,
Nor image ruin on thy country's fate.
Such arc the men who are seeking to steal
the livery of DemOcracy to serve abolitionism
and sectionalism with. having always done
their utmost to throw obloquy upon hm char
acter, and publish him u "the scorn of every
patriot name," they now, in the hope of
gaining some partisan or personal advtetage,
would invoke the prestige of his grectitanie
to aid in the consummation of their sectional
aims. The people will not be imposed tiptim
by this ruse—their stomachs will reject the
nauseous dose of hypocricy, though the- di*-•
gusting substance be disguised by the serviotb
sugar-coating of flaunting pretention.-..liong—
rose Democrat.
Stir The Post tells a story about an Arneri..-
can citizen now residesl at White Plains,
who commenced welded life under flattering
anspioes. One morning the couple found an
addition to the family in the shape ors boun
cing infant several months old. This areated.
much excitement, particularly as the married
husband was understood to sustain paternal
relations to the little stranger, a Woman of the place, having a spouse in California, be
ing the mother. Legal advioe was taken and,
exemplified the usual " glorious uncertainty .
of the law." " One learned counsellor," say*
the Post, "gave the opinion that, as the mo
ther was married, the man in California way
obliged to father the infant. A sister of the
bride did not object, she said, to the baby be
ing passed over its father that was all just
enough, but she did not wish her sister to
have the trouble of it. The question is now
undergoing investigation at the tea tablec, and
a report is expected 'shortly." This reminds
the Pest of a Yankee in Arksnsas, whose
rife, a few weeks after marriage, beeatutithe.
mother of a quadroon. The father west tit.
once to a lawyer for counsel. "Itis a plain
case," said the attorney, " we will make out
the papers at once and obtain you a divorce."
" , That isn't what I am atter," said the Yan
kee, " I want to know who is to own the nig
ger."
Ls an Unpleasant Fix. —The Easton Em
press says : The Democrat of this morning
tells a story of a fellow from the country. who
visited our jail last week to see• prisoner and
was kept there nail, the whole day. - It ap
pears that after being admitted to the India
his friend by she Deputy Sheriff, that nicer
locked up the gates and left, intending to mill
shortly to let the visitor oat. bet forgetting
all about it, he remained away six hours, Goo
sing great alarm to the countrymen. who be
gan doubtless to think that they were going
to keep him there. lie manifested joy whoa
delivered from hie imprisonment.
uld gentleman, a rich Que, too. at
Albany, whose name is not given, has fallen
in love with his maid servant, and she being
of the tenderest nature, returned the dame.
Marria;e was settled upon, when creel sta.
tives with cruel lawyers interfered, and the
disappointed domestic had to dispense with
the old boss, and to cure her wouodsd heart
with bank-bills to the‘amount of $2500.. She
is as well as can be expected, and SO is he.
pa'The wife of Sir John Franklin is nor
yet resigned to bear the sorrowful name of
widow. Last year she sent out the yacht
Fox, in command of Capt. IfcClinba, to
search for her husband. By the latest ac
counts, the Fox, taking the Beechey Island
route, meant to sail into Fish River, passing
to the east of King William's Land -
mirCluibaldi, the white-haired least of
the Italian volunteers in the army in Sardi
nia, was exiled from Italy i1i . 11849. and found
refuge in the United States. A. Western ex
ehanFe says that he kept a coffee-Loos. is
Cincinnati a few years ago and retailed
liquor by the dram. Ile is now .a general in
the Sardinian service, commanding fifteen
thousand men, and to a great extent eoutpui
ling the destiuies of States.
IDown on the " Eastern Shore "of Vir
ginia there in an editor. who is also bis own
compositor and pressman, who makes acma.
sional voyage* along the coast of Norfidk a*
captain of the schooner Polly. whop
on Sunday, teaches school on week I
still finds time to take can of a wife and am;
teen children.
Ara. teaspoon was meetly plowedip io
Stockbridge on the farm forMerly Wood by
Timothy Woodbridge, a Judge of theCout
mon Pleas Court iu 1761, basting tkalk
of himself and wife. The field had not Elba
plowed for 100
, yeali, bat the spoon was as
S. good u new.'
urns lightning struck s light of gime
in Policeman Poniter's hoine, Ilitwankee t
the other night, nutting outs oink about two
inches in diameter, as sntooth as if by s Tut:.
mond, and doing no other damage.
Arne Newark Adtertiser says the AM
Temperance Society In this moony was am
0411611 W in 1808, at Allentown, N. J. 1t 1, 14
wiled the 'lobar Society," and was eampeaed
of b 8 members.
Niro. w. of-New Hoono4 lot in bla
possession a oohs. taken f.v 41ii-malota443"
Ninarelt, whiota mOO% be leas than 2,300 to
2,500 year old; _ -
For Whi z of the nose ef
Abraham Norris, of N
has jest been seutenesst ' 4 3
rishmeont le the Mite
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low*uirg il ?Peit
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ON THOMAS JEFFERSON.
BY WILLIAM CBLLYN ■RYANT.
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