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Rev. i'rof. M. Jacobs, Prof. M. L.. Starves% Gettysburg, April 11, '33. A Word to tho Wise! ON'T FAIL to call and see SA SUN'S des I )1/ M Goods—a large and splesdid assortuieut Ad S AND Ilttl'S CLOTHING And Furnish- Ling Goods—LlG cltru>ile lot of nil kinds oat HATS, BOOTS, SHOES 'Lod GAITERS—an un trivalled as.ortment IJf TRUNILS and C.IIIYET some very .Landsorue and neer st)les.- -I.lso, a large and splendid variety of set.ts, iltrea.t Pins and Ear %VA TCHES, MUSI WAL INSTRUMENTS. Ice . ke. Avers - band .l.otne and new styled A. 11,110 A D TIIA VELLING MAG. In sliort,.eAerything in kis line. After nil said and dome. 6AII:SON'S L' THE .N'OT to buy your,goothi at the right prices. A word to the Witte bi sufc•ient. Those who wish to troy to sell again will do Viroillay milling. as I can and will sell then goods wheaper than tbey•caa isuy them in the city. .April 18, 18.59 Cheap Clothing: GEORGE at his Clothing Em porium. has now gut ILI Mock of Spring, suol Summer Clothing—full rrtil assorted. -ell ot our own make, and warranted well made. We have just received from thecity, a large stock ..of Cassimeres. Driliapt, Jeans, Italian ClotbaPur.tmettit Cloth. Tweefila.Sonetner Cassi oneres. Linens. Vestia . gs. all of which will be duhi at prices e nit the times. We have constantly cutting :old making up. and if ;WO cannot please aou in a garment recur made. we can take your utea•otre and make you up a garment upee abort notice. As usual ulr. Culp 4 is always on the spot with shear and me.usare in . hand, at your eervice. Please cat as we swill not be undersold by any other estahlislimeut ass town. [April 11. Change of Hours .40N THE GETTYS BLitt V.A/ SW/NARK Arronyeuinit —lln and afterThars ....lay. April 21td, the MORNING TRAIN rill ease -.Gettysburg tt 6.30 o'clock IL. coal:meting at. lianocer Junction with Expresi. train to 11:424- more at. 9.32, and Mail train from Baltimore at 11.4.33, returning to GeUyshurg nt 1.2.34) aa4)o. ^with passengers from Baltimore. York. Ilarri_.- -iburg, Philadelphia, and the lord& and Weil The AFTER:CW.IS Ti."..klN frill leave Gritys oburg at I o'clock.. I'. M., cuunectiag as Ilamorer —Junction with flail train to Lialtiiu.re at 3.37, re darning to Gettysburg about tl.3u P. M.., with passengers from * Vurk, iiarribilurg, Philadelphia, :And the North and \Veit. sir By the shore arrangement passengers *ran go either North or South on the Northern *Central Railway both morning and afternoon. It. .111:UltDY, President. April 25, 1859 The Old Brandies. TWanbscribers, Importers and Dealers in INES &LIQUORS, would most respect fully call the attention of purchasers to their lOW Istablishment, Ku. 5 ./Vertl Frew Street, Philo&Flue, where they have a large &aeon mat of Wiaes aid Liquors of the choioest braids sad qualities. 'Lavin made arraage meets with some of the first houses is Copier. _sad Roehitile, enables them to famish to their customers, upon the most liberal terms, the following brands of Cognac and Rochelle: BRANDIES: Ward, Hennes_v, Pellersioa, Pinet, Ceatillion; J. J. D:ipay Alt Co., T. Hisses, A.Bergaotte, Martel, Mateo., tc., lc., of various brands eaditialities. WINES: Champagne, Madeira, Lisbon, Old -Oporto, Teaeriffe, Burgundy, Hock, Muscat, • Claret, Sherry, and Malaga Wines. Ilollaad Gin, Scheid= Schnapps, Jamaica Spirits, Scotch and Irish Whiskey, Peach, Ap pis, Blackberry, Cherry, Ginger, and Raspberry **adios; Cordials, Wine Bitters, Amsterdam' Mises, at- skleo,Agents sad Bole Proprietors sr thsOld Wines .Witiskey. Constantly oa head an -ex tensive stack of fine old Monongahela, Rye and Mambos Whiskey, of rarioes grades, some of width ate guaranteed to be espartos to any in tha. ecrluttry., *Mot which are higbly Improved hr use. Prom eurleag experience in the business, ands thorough knowledge of the tastes of the • eltseettakY, we tatter oureelres to be able, to AIR all orders **may be entrusted to at. Orders trom the country (which are most re. , yeolielted) will be Roma/ . attewsled sto.rj., 4 . „care taken le pecking and sb • -1, pods sent from 011 r establis ilgaept van ; tssd to eVe il4 tliti:0000, wl the Jedureed. ACIDDIATOIf SS 11RO.; oht v i a l h oltt fiks Palrodeliddis . _ Vllllll*llo.siveiis Ist tifileytimomplihmidwai -o,lhitsiiisliimrea , A. 130QTT A gm Br IL J. EITAHLB 417 YEAR. Post's ac)-riaer_ NAr•Ls•air MIDNIGIBT lIIMIK W. When - midnight hour is come. The drummer forsakes his tomb, And starches, beating his phantom-drum, To and fro through the ghastly gloom. He plies the drumsticks tweia With, Stades' Angers pale, And beats and beau again and again Along a dreary nrctelte: Like the voice of abysmal wire, Resounds its unearthly tone, Till the dead old soldiers, long in their gray's, Awaken through every zone. And the slain in the land of the Hun, And the trot's' in the Icy North, And those who under the barniug ut a Of Italy sleep, come forth. And they whose hones longwhile Lie bleaching in Syrian sands, And the slumbeeers under the reeds of tie Nile, Arise, with &rams in their hands. And at midnight, in his shroud, The trumpeter leaves his tomb, And blows a blast long, deep and Immi, As *irides through the ghastly gloom And tie yellow moonlight shines Oa the old Imperial Dragoons; And the Cuirassiers they form in lines, And the Carabineers is platoons. At a signal the ranks unsheathe Their weapons in rear and van; But they scarcely appear to speak or breathe, And their features are sad aid wan. • 111. And when midnight robes the sky, The V.,unperor Leaves his tomb, And rides Along, surrounded by His .shadosil thdr through Use gloom. A salter Mar so brisk In glittering on his hresst; Is as sulkers at blue and whits Ands grey camp-frock be is dowsed- The moonbeams shine afar Oa llin various ruiurshalled groups, As the Nam with The glittering silver star Rides forth to review his troops. 411 d the lead batallions all Go igain through their amorist., Tilftlismoon withdraws, and a gloomier pall Of bTackness wraps the skies. Then around the thief once more The Generals and Marshals throng; And he whispers a word oft heard before In the ear of his raste-Jo-cavip. In files the troops advance, And then are no longer seen, The challenging watchword given is "Prayer!' The answer is, "Soinle Ildese :" And this is the Grand Review, Which at midnight on the welds, If popular tales may pass for true, The buried Emperor holds. • . ... ib... , = The Sin of Dancing. The Rev. James L. Corning, the Presbyter ian Minister at Buffalo, whose lectures on " the Christian Law of amusement" have oc casioned some comments, is in favor of flan& ing. at least as it is practised " on the High lands of Scotland and the green swords of Switzerland, and in the •rural districts' of Germany." lie objects strongly to fashiona ble suppers and parties, and would seem to speak, in the following passage, not without pers anal obserratum : Why, I have sat beside a professing Chris tian woman in one of the beautiful parlors of a fashionable metropolition averse, whose jeweled neck, and ears, and fingers, and daz zling brocade, as much as said to the assem bled guests. ' nose of your dresses coat an much as mine;' and then I bare seen her ge into the supper room and eat euough to make a mine have gripes of conscience, and then come out obese slid panting fir breath, made marvelously religious by sandwiches and champagne, and wind up the farce with a pious diseource en the Ain of dancing. Now, I think. that if she had transported a portion of her conscience from her slippers to her stomach, though she might have an inch or two less of philactery, the loss would hare been compensated by several tulditioual yards of Chrittizun cans i Ate n c y." Most Remarkable Case. A. wins+ singular accident occurred in the year 1831, and which, at the time, created great sensation. On the 26th of Fehruary of that year, a man, named John Taylor, aged twenty, a native of Prussia, was at wink as a sailer on board the brig Jane, of Scar borough, then ip the London Docks; and while guiding the ifon pivot of the trysail mast into the mairiboorm, the tackle broke, and the mast, which was thirty-nine feet long, and six hun dred pounds in weight, descended upon Tay lor. The iron pima tore of half his scale, which fell over his face • then striking his lower jaw, broke it., and knocked him down ; lastly. piercing bin e4mst obliquely, cease oat to the lower part of his back, and fixed in the deck. When that transfixed, and other wise injured, the man subsequently stated that he felt na pain. " 1 was in heaven," mid he. nor was - he at all inconvenienced du ring the withdrawal o e mast from his bo dy by his fellow ut immediately af terwards experienced unutterable agony," and at, each act of respiration the air rushed out from the wound to his chest, proving thereby that the lung was injured. He was carried to the London Hospital, where he so far recovered in five months, from the effects of his severe injuries, as to be able to walk a distance of some miles. He ultimately return. ed to his duty as a sailor, and has ever sines, daring a period of twenty-seven years, enjoy ed. without interruption. the must excellent health. We saw him only a few days sines. —Laneet. Calk* Cossphoteat.--The wife of the poet Drydnu - complained - that be passed all his thus in reading, and n ver devoted a thought to her. " I ware a book," site cried." and then, at I would look at ass oeeadonally." r erdehued the post, "I wish you w 1 That M. I would have you as Omuta% Isaiah uhanyes way year /"- Mirdtwo trishaw* won i 4 elm. one for w= am sad pip ode* Tim 'dealing a al t thaw; 1 willitleiOk I. t" saiedierrirekthieloskiraim ' earo. ZONWEPIAT I VO. bulqr IMIS a 'Mali THF. I , - COMPILER. There is a very gond story in the papers of the day, of a joke (?) which was played by old Dr. Caldwell, formerly of the University of North Carolina. The old doctor was a small man, and lean, but as hard and angular as the most irregu lar of pine knots. Re looked as if he might be tough, but he did not seem strong. Nevertheless, he was. among the knotting ‘tries, reputed to be as agile as a "eat:" and in addition, was by no means deficient in knot% ledge of the "noble science of self-defence." Besides he was as cool as a cucumber. Well, in the freshmen elan, of a certain year, was a hurly beef =nun- Ulmer of 18 or 19. 'lbis genius conceived a great contempt for ,J 1 Bolus' physical dimen sions ; and his snub was horrified that one so de6eient in muscle should be so potential in by ruie. Poor Jones —that ' s what we'll call him—had on idea of morn! twee. At any rate, he was not inclined to knock under, and be controlled A r tyby a man that be imagined he on de seed whip. Heat length determined to gi the 'gentleman a genteel private thrash ing some aight in the Colkive Campus, pre tending to mistake him fur some fellow. stu dent. • Comm bfat.—Mr. Janklns playfully remark ed to his wife, that in he? he possessed four fai •Name them. my love," "You are beautiful, dutiful, youthful, sad an armful." " You have theadraniage of me, my dear." " Row so, my prethenst" " I have but one fool." Mr. Jenkins misdeal, farther inquiries. finuorratir, ears an milg ,fountal. GETTYSBURG, PA.: MONDAY, JUNE 13, 1859. " Consider Me Smith." Shortly snail: ea it dark and rainy night, loses seat the daeitiw mewing the entapas.— Walking op to him alsrupdy : " Hallo, Smith ! you raiteal—is that you And - with that be atruek the old gentleman a blow on the aide of the htee that had nearly felled him. Old Solna Paid nothing. but squared his sad at it they went. Jones' yooth, weight and muscle made hiss as " ugly cus tomer ;" bat after a round or two, the doctor's science began to tell. and in a short time be bad knocked his Leery antagonist down, and was astraddle oil his chest, with one hand on his throat, and the other dealing vigorous es& oa the aide 41 his head. "Ab ! stop 1 1. beg porde*. &der! Doctor Caldwell—a suistake—for bearen's sake, doe tor !" groaned Jones, who thought be was about to be eaten up. " i redly thought k was Smith!" The 4oetur replica' with a word and a blow alternately. And., it'is said, old llt/las gave /ones tech a pounding, then and there, u probably pre sented his ever making an: they mistake as to personal identity—at lama oa the College Cluitpus. Getting oat af Case Quarters. _ Governor C—. of Florida. wan as cele brated fur his waggery as fur his executive sualileatkina. Giving a crowd of gnping lis teners an accsant of the strange things be had seen during his pererrinationt through the far • West, he said: " Fact, gentlemen, the trees are so close together in Arkanaas that you Amy traiel for days together with out finding theta more than three feet apart ; and then the game: such vast numbers of huffalcies and bears and wild cats, but in all the world I never saw such deer ?" " What of the deer, Governor C-1" asked a squint-eyed descendant of Niusro4d. who, to use his own expression, "'d ruther hunt then eat any time," and so he had. "0, the liigg.att bouncing busks you over taw! why, my dear sir, the woods are per- Seedy alive with them. charging about with vela branching litres full four feet apart." " Well. bat Genentor C—, it the trees are wily three feet apart and she deer's hares fear. I want you to Ma woe how they get through?" "0, well. well, that's flair lookout, I Aare nailing to do with that." =2=3 Frri.wl7' l Frrll Seruashequash, an [when of the remains of a tribe in Ounneetieut, was some years since bruoght before &justice of the peace on snow there er other, which I do not recol lect. John happened to be drank at the time, and instead of answering directly to the question put by the justice, merely mut tered out: " Your honor is very—very wise —very wise—y-y-your honor is very wise, I saw." being usable to get an ether answer from him, the justice ordered him to be locked up till the next day, whe• John was brought be fore hint perfectly sober. " Why, 14.11 a." said the justice. "you .was as druni as &beast yesterday. When I ask ed you any questions, the nal, answer you made vras--' Yuur honor's very wise—very wise.' " Did I call your honor wise?" said the In dian with a look of incredulity. " Yes," answered die magistrate. " Then," replied John, "I mast have bees drunk, sure enough." SiarA few days since one of the Metropoli tan airs was stopped for the purpose of tak ing up an elderly lady and a sickly looking little girl. Is the ear weft min females, tire on a seat, and the seam wilt carry nine.— Every inch of room seemed occupied, for the occupants of the car were fashionsibly dress ed, and their skirts expanded like poithoclue hails. No one offered the old lady a seat, or made room for her, or seemed to care whether she was tired or rested. For a moment the old lady scanned the faces of those before her, and thou. she smiled at the want of .:our tesy which characterize females of the present age " I gar, you," the eld lady exclaimed, nudging the knee of the nearest female, sad pointing to the little " Did you speak to me?" demanded the astonished female, on her dignity immedi ately. Why, yes! I want to know if you woeld believe this little girl just come out of the ship fever hospital at Deer Island ?" Ten hands delicately gloved were raised toward the bell-etre!), and ten voices were shrilly raised for the cars to stop, and in leas than cne minute the old lady and tie girl had the vehicle to themselves. " Wall, I declare," exclaimed the old lady, " I forgot to tell 'em that there warn't any patients therssiek with the term. However, I'll let 'ant know it the next time we meet.— Take a seat. dear, and make yourself at home." ,WA very polite joss% etas wishiag to ask a young lady If he aught 'peak to her few mama* wasted to haw "If he could roll the sheer of toitaariatioo arousal tie saletreo of her usieretssdios frit a aseemet." The poor siel foisted. Arne editor of lowirs Watuieo ini‘ W hakikaft le Irbil* alittolk ativisted that tbe, - • . "TRUTH IS MIGITIT, AND WILL PIZTAIL." The Kentucky Egg-Bator. Among the prisoners ushered before Judge Pruden this morning, says &Cincinnati paper, was a tall, robust, big-boned Kentuckian, from the vicinity of Caxeville. He is. evident ly, a descendant of the pure old Kentucky stock--stout as a lion, fearless as a knight, and as independent as a free man dare be.— He was charged with disorderly conduct.— The arresting officer stated that he found him " slashing around" in an eating ana drinking house. and arrested him to preserve the peace• " What bare you to say to this cliarger' asked the court. " A might, that's It rtrtin." replied the pris oner. "Yon see, squire. I'm a stranger here, from away down in old Kentucky, an I hain't lamed ♦er ways. Shall I tell you how I was eotehed ?" •' We will listen to you." remarked the judge, who saw he had a character before him, and was disposed to let him have vent. "I go Ave that you're a trump," replied Kentucky. " But that'. neither here nor ther. I'm to tell you how I wits notched." "That's it." " Wall. squire, I cum to town yesterday. I 'spaded not to stop lung, so I didn't go to nary tavern. I got hied a hungry, though. POI made a lunge fur a satin' house. I sot down to the table, an' I axed for a doses an' a half of eggs, an' the critter wbo waited on the customers opened his eyes. grinned, an' then fobshed 'em to me. They was good, but I wanted a little mixture. I called for a cold beef-steak—cold. squire. it's aria my OM. stitutional principles to eat meat hot. The fellow grinned, sad said they hadn't got none. That kind a riled me, but I kept my temper, and ordered another dozen an a half of eggs." " Old Kaintuck, you've eat em all up." " That set me to !Alin', and I jest squashed things far a while. That's the bull on it, squire, sure as I am from old Kaintuck." "Then you considered yourself aggrieved by the last remark of the waiter ?" *admit so." " How do yea take year eggs—boiled or fried ?" "Plied, *quire. ell the tine fried. Riled ergs, 'specially when they 're bard, don't met well on a feller's etaranch." _ • "Can Ton oat three doses eggs at one meal?" "Just like a knife, and throw the shells in. All lazis to have 'em fried." " Yea must be found of eggs ?" " Now. hush, sqaire, you're techin' me on s tender pint." " Is it your practice to quash things when you get riled r' "Not commonly. rn tell you what it are. squire, this is the first time in my mortal days that I was ever locked ia. Let me off, and I'm off from old Rainteck like automat." "You are eh ?" "&trtin u Ilin from old Kaintack." "And you will eat no more of our eggs?" " Darn the one, squire." "?hen take your hat and lure." "You're a hose—old Kaintuck for ere/ ^' yelled the Kentucky egg-eater, as he strutted out of the court room with the air of a prince. and amidst the hearty laughter of all who had witnessed his trial. A Wow Dodge. Recently Mr. Wenka. a kind-hearted old philanthropist, of Bethlehem, Pa.. seated himself in a car at that place, with the in- Unties of riding to the City of Brotherly Love. At the next station, a spectral-link ing individual, apparently in the last stars of ennsumotioe. and aeoompanied by an in valid wife, entered the ear occupied by our philanthropist, and seated themselves quite near to him. Their terribly emaciated ap pearanee and °berth-yard cough excited his sympathy, and. as they seemed to be in indi gent eireamstanoes. be prepared tooter them substantial aid. Re lest asked if they were sick. to which they answered." Yes." Tbey also said they were very poor, and were go ing to New Xprk, with the hope that their friends in that city would allow them a bed to die on. This dismal explanation brought the tears to the eyes of Mr. Wanks, and be at once drew forth his pocket-book. iind of fered the enterers half of its contents. They thanked him tearfully, but positively refused to accept alms. Finding them Axed in their determination. the benevolent old gentleman returned his pocket-bnok to its plate, with a sigh, and introduced another topic of waver tuition. The trio talked pleasantly together until the train reached Frankford, when the sick man drew forth a gold watch from his pocket, and stated that it was an old Cannily relic, bet he would sell it for twenty-one dol lars, rather than accept charity. Without hesitation. Mr. Wenka took the timepiece, and handed over the required amount. In an hour after, the train arrived in Philadel phia, and the parties separated in a friendly manner. On the afternoon of the next day, Mr. W. mentioned the circumstance of his purchase to some friends who were diming with him, and exhibited the watch, when it was found to he a " stuffer," and not worth more than sea nty-fire cents! The old gen tleman acknowledged that he had been sold" keyond redemption. ser•The Supreme Court of Ohio (all the members present, two dissenting, and all Re publicans) has decided the Fugitive Slave Law constitutional, and eonstquently a law that roust be obeyed by all the citizens of the State, Oberlin included. The people of Paines ville tolled the bells on the reception of the news and the " Sons of Liberty," which means the Giddingsites, are grievously disap pointed. Cure for Sprains.—ln the Paris hospitals a treatment is practiced that is found most successful for a frequent accident, and which emus be applied by the most inexperienced. If the ankle is sprained, for instance, let the operator hold the foot in his hands, with the thumbs meeting on the swollen part. These having been previously greased, are pressed successively with increasing force on the im jured and painful spot for shoat • quarter of an boor. This application being repeated several times, will, to the course of the day, enable a patient to walk, when other MOWN would have failed to relieve him. Frail Pica—The acid in fruit pies may be neutralised by adding to each as much oar &mate of soda so will cover a twenty-flue emit piece. This simple precastios, which does not affect the flavor of the fruit, will pinyon mach sickness, and save much sugar, other wise needed to render the sour sweet, Great Cesi(f..—Mr. Bennett Webb, of Poeop : son township, Chester .F. Ps.. hes near one week old, which wei within - .. r hours of its birth, e enornioustVot of one hundred and twenty-three pomade. MiroNo man," says Mrs. Partington, " was better ealonkesdi to judge sf toot than my poor husband, lAN ha a hying man ; he knew what good hogs bo bed kern brought up among aim from his child hood." IS Tb. phnise dews in thow mouth "le mid to bps boo ariiriWed 1 Wm, tisig 11IN& vimikmild Pit Bullocks.—Butaher Yarns. Billy H— was one of the most notoriods butchers of troth in the abstract, that ever lived. If truth answered the purpose beet. and a lie would do him a positive injury, it seemed be would tell a lie in preference to the truth, at any time and on any occasion. In this respect he was indeed an anomalz.— If a man told a big yarn in Billy's hearing, he was sure to be beaten—Billy had always something more wonderful to relate. Billy's neighbor, Judge J--, had had many a bout with him, spinning yarns, but invariably had come out second best, although be had an exuberant imagination, and his reputation for veracity was none of the best. On one °cession the Judge was riding past Billy's farm, when Billy bailed him, and in quired if be did'nt want to buy a quarter of line beef, as he had just killed an elegant steer. "Wu he fat, Billy ?" inquired the Judge. " 0, yes," answered Billy, 4' Let as a whale. I rather guess you wonkl think so, if you bat knew how motels tallow we got out of him.-- Why Judge, we got three hundred and twenty pounds to the Entetioa—what du you think of dud?" Now, the Jedde thought this to be rather a tough yarn, but he felt more inclined to beat Billy at his own game than to express any doubt about his veracity. " That was a pretty considerable steer, Billy," replied the Judge.. " but not a patch in' to one I killed a few years ago. Ile weighed net ores two thousand pounds and he turned out four hundred and ten pounds of tallow, as near as I can recollect." Billy was taken all aback for an instant, but °enacting himself, be confessed that this was the largest animal of the as kind be had ever heard of, eseept one that be once sold an the Philadelphia market. " This," said Billy. '4 was the largest steer that ever had been seen in the recollection of man. Ile was an elephant in proportions— somethin4 on the Mastodon order. When we got lam into the city." oontieued Billy, "his gigantic dimensions struck every one with amazement. It was almost Christmas time. sad heints bought by a butcher for Christmas beet On Christmas eve prepara tory to being slaughtered, he was paraded through the streets, deoorated with flowers and gay colored ribbons, and followed by an im mense crowd." "Well." said Billy, •• he was slaughtered, and he weighed. net, twenty seven hundred poundal How much tallow do you think we got oat of him 1" The Judge thought such an animal would turn out considerable more than a good deal. Ile, however, told Silly he would 'at hazard an opinion by guessing at the amount. " replied Billy. triumphantly, " we got from that steer four hundred and seventy five pounds of tallow.--and darn every button en my old coat, if we did'at h et two hundred pounds Of kerma:. besides l The shrill note that the Judgs emitted as rode of would have drowned die sound of a steam whistle. He let Billy Nigro his ova way ever alter that. Lent Milos in jfebraska. An interesting discovery of ancient mines has bees made is Nebraska, shoat seven mile. from Wyoming. Tbey are the most extensive operations of estelent adorers ever diseovered on the eontlnest. For mils. is extent, the whole eountry is literally ton Sp and throws into the most &mastic and pro. miseeous ridger. hillocks, getters, trenches. shafts, to There are remains of furnaces, chimneys, stems walls. sad earth houses, fragments of jugs. glass blades. and many other things too numerous to meistioe.-- Rocks have been drilled awl blasted evident, ly with some explosive material, state dress ed with the hammer. mud every widows of the operations having bees carried ea by civilised tees. Old California miners, who have visited the seises, say that it would perhaps cost millions of dollars to do do work that has been lone thers4 and the ap pearance of the surface is similar to the placers of California where the miners have been at work. What the lei sera' was, has sot bet been fully ascertained. bet this is soon to tested by parties skilled in metallurgy. It is generally thought the metal was gold or silver. The mines are so ancient that there are large oak trees growing epos them.— When was this done and by whom? The above facts are extracted from as article as the geology of Nebraska. in the Wyoming Telescope. of a late date. Wyoming is no the Missouri river, south of the mouth of the Platte. Cmeral &oil and Me European Trur.—A very silly paragraph is going the rounds of the papers, and has found its way into our own, that General Soot& had bet SOO bottles of champagne that Louie Napoleon would never re-enter France alive. The opinion and the bet both surprised Gen. Scott this morning, and he regrets that any friend or enemy should have taken such liberties with his name. Both statements are absurd and ridiculous. Gen. Scott is neither a betting taan nor a gustier of champagne. Nis habits aro extremely temperate in all things, and his manner of life a most exemplary one.— We do not knew what Gen. Scott's opinions are in regard to the war in Europe, but as the first military etas of the •age, probably just the reverse of the one which somebody has put in his mouth.—Keto Turk Express. Patent hinsol.—A.moog the list of Patents fur the week ending on the 17th instant, is one for Dr. David Abl, for "Improvement is Surgical Splints." We have examined the Splints, and feel confident that by their use, the trentaseat of fractures is reduced to a very simple operation- The 'materiel of which they are composed, adjusts itself to every variety of fractures, and generally facilitates the treatment of as important okkss of surgi cal ailments. la tact, it is impossible fur a fracture to result otherwise than happily.— We feel coaidemt that the Dr. will be ro warded for the time and impunity he has bestowed on their construction. The Dr. ha. need - the Splints in his practice for the last five years, with - uniform 116030111L—Neweilie Star. Sowing Oats wits eed Pfoughisig-Mr. 8. H. McConnell, of Chester county, Pa., when us tbat he has practised sowing oats on oorn ground without ploughia&and Inds the pry"- dee my advantagem. The eats eau be sown earlier in the spring Han if yes have to wait the pound is in proper eondition is plough. Last year. when the oats crop in his section was nearly a total fa il ure, be had fifty bushel per more hum oats sown early on unploughed land, awl merely steeled in then rollist Gasop —els /Twiner. r/yo--A sugar wile led the peals base at a seating, short time time, 'adios that Me aosobading woad. which was ,j am 1 1 ,4 11 0 i •71141111 ea _q Nab 0* ma* '°a ' • ibib4.41144-.4141 434#16-70011' airommei 44 1 111 an bumber roe &surf rir oft Worr Yqfk, TWO DOLLAR/3 A•YEAR Zngland Looking to America. Mr. d'lsraeli, the Chancellor of the Eng lish Exchequer, in a great speech made to the electors of Buckinghamshire, was com pelled to talk principally of the warlike rela tions of the Continental power., and it is re markable that, while he predicted the damage which other nations would be likely to suh tain, he dwelt upon the security of England. One reason assigned for his confidence, apart from the great wealth of England, was the reliance she might place upon her American connexienr. We cannot believe what ho ap peared t.) intimate, that the present war will run into a general war of nations and raw!, and yet, in the event of such a contingency, his remarks possess so much interest that wo extract them at length. lie said : I know well that if there is to be a war of nationalities, of opinions, and of races— * war of revolution and reconstruction—we shall weather the storm. [Cheers.] It will not be Englandthat will suffer. It is Europe that will be injured, Europe that will be des olated, and the very potentates whose pride and ambition and lust of conquest are bring ing about this perilous state of affairs will find themselves at the cod in an inferior posi tion to which they now occupy. [Cheers.l Gentlemen, we hear a great deal of balance of power, of the importance of sustaining cer tain barriers in Europe, and many other axioms--all which to a certain degree are true, and which may for a certain time con tinue to prevail; but let me take this oppor tunity of idtpreasing upon you that the day is coming, if it has not already come, when the question of the balance of power cannot be oonfined to Europe alone. Since the time when that doctrine obtained, great communi ties have risen in another hemisphere, who I will not permit the balance of power to be limited to Europe. You have on the other side of the Atlantic vigorous and powerful communities who will no longer submit to your circumscribed theory of authority. The Australian colonies, though now in their your but id the youth of pante, have al ready, as it were, thrown their colossal shad ow ov Europe ; and it is for old Europe I lament the is exhausting her energies and resour in these wars. I could wish that she d rather prepare for that awful competition which in coming time she must ' encounter. I would rather see France and Germany and Russia develops their resources, improve their agriculture, increase their population, and cultivate the arts of life, social and scientific, Instead of wasting their strength, risking their stability, and sinking, when Sheers to which I bare referred arrives, by their own mismanagement and want of prescience, into en inferior and exhausted position. Remember always that England, though she is bound to Europe by tradition, by erection, by great sinsiliarity of habits and all those ties which time alone can create and iNansecrase, is not a mere Power of the Old Weld. liar geographical position, her laws, her language, and religion connect her as much with the New World u with the Old ; and, although she has occupied not on ly an eminent position among European na tio*s fur ages, still, if ever Europe by her shortsightedness falls into an inferior a exhausted state, for England there will i rid'' main an illustrious (stare. [Cheers.] We are bound to the oossissunitiee of the New World, and those ;rasa States which oueown pigmies/kg and eolonising effigies base created, by ties and by interests which will sustain our power, and enable us to play as great a part in the times yet to come as we do in these days, and as we have done in the past, sheers and, therefore, now that Europe is on the eve of war, I say it is fur Europe, not for England, that my heart sinks." Stereographs of Battles. Dr. Holmes, in his scientific contribution to the Last Atlantic MostAly, says: " The next Europeanwar will send us ste• reographs of battles. It is asserted that a bursting shell can be photographed. The time is perhaps at hand when a Bash of light as sudden and brief as that of the liThtninT which shows a whirling wheel standing stock still, shall preserve the very instant of the shock of contact of the mighty armies that are now gathering. The Lightning frem hea ven does actually photo7raph natural objects on the bodies of those it has just blasted—so we are told by many witnesses. The light ning of clashing sabres and bayonets may be forced to sterotype itself into a stillness as eopplete as that of the tumbling tide of Ni agara as we see it self-pietured." the $lOO,OOO Breads of Promise Crise.—A telegraphic dispatch announces the recovery in St. Louis, by Miss Effie Carsten:, of one hundred thousand dollars against an old gentleman named Henry Shaw, for a breach of promise of marriage. The defendalt is 65 years of age, nnd, of course, very rich.— The case has been on trial for some days, and excited much interest. An attempt was .ade to defame the character of Miss C., but it was "no go." She is said to be a hand. some young milliner, of ahout 25. and to be the daughter of a Methodist preacher ; who formerly resided in New York. le-A London correspondent of the New York Erpress states that not a single . piece of American mercantile paper, due in Eng land and laid over during the recent panic, remains unpaid. This is creditable and hon orable to our countrymen, and furnishes an evidence of the rapidity with which our coun try can recover from such a severe shock as that which prostrated business and credit at home and abroad in-1857. Opposition to Repudiation.—A protest. signed by many of the wealthiest and most esteemed citizens and tax-payers of Pitts burg and Allegheny county. Pa., against re pudiation, appears in the Pittsburg papers. They disavow all past proceedings in favor of repudiation, sad express great anxiety to counteract their disastrous influence. Most of the great iron and manufacturing firms have signed the paper. 1115..Michigin is booming famousibr "clas sic horrors." The other day an unmarried German lady, resident at Saginaw, invited all her neighbors toe sumptuous banquet. The pars arrived and the genial hostess herself duly received them When summoned from the drawing...roost to the dining-room they found the fair lady a corpse. She had taken arsenic at the critical moment, and they had to take a melancholy departure. isrmr. Mayo, candidate for the Mese of Delegates is Virginia ea the remit election, to maid being "actstebed," resorted to the device of oiling his vote, so that they weld not be marked with pen or poen. The pl a n erkiently worked well, an kin opposes de monised it as * " atiserible devise $o &f reed the Totem" alma union of tbs Illinois astral Iwo hod tha sapoity and ottnsido. net to famish larp postislas of mid >,t4 to doses amenol k c i ts Hai 4f their mid v.* pre **la 111 . 009 day 14800 notalinis manse" fr om sap for fro distrinstion on ins Una or am ran* .Bole. Snap the'adiest timi impitaiyhd— lioas" Arty It had beesttheilt lkisttliukthey are the real old "Misses Deamontes," a claim utterly devoitrot truth, ao is Illuser t i o d by th. &Bowing assess other owserrektu s Os the meat reeerresee of the ilhibdwyof Jearreen, certain Mask *en ed at Boston Ow the parrs ) of "doing honor" to e hiseent7. others pree eat was Josiah Quitter, who, when in Congress, asked that the as** of the Deelaration of Independence be eael William Cullen Bryant, poet, itimt let, and editor of the N. Y. Post, haft been invited to be present, wrote the fulbwing letter: New Yong, April 1, 1859. Garrtanas:—l thank you for inviting me to the festival you are about to hold In hotter of the memory of Jefferson. You do well to ob serve the .birtbday of that great nuts, one or tile wisest political philoeopbere of his lima—wiser, I think, than any who lived in the times before him—one who saw deeper into the principles of government than his cotemperarles knetwo— I should be most happy to unite with yes& this commemoration, but I am withheld by my various occupations. I am, gentlemen, with great regard, se., WM. C. BaYANT. Messrs. H. L. Pierce and others, committee. NO. 37. The admiration of Mr. Bryant for Jefferson, is suddenly conceived. During the whole life of Mr. Jefferson, Mr. Bryant was his hiller enemy, and this letter is the first intiatafton we have had of a change in his seatiment to wards the illustrious statesman. To show the absurdity of Mr. Bryant's claim to the title of Jefferson Democrat, which he would feign acquire, a correspondent of the New Hampshire Gazelle furnishes that paper with a poem written years ago by that would be apostle of Jeffersonian Democracy. Hero it is:— AND TEIOe, THIC SCORN Of ITIIILY PATRIOT NANII" r Thy country's ruin and her council's shame I: Poor servile thing! derison of the brave 1 Who erst from Tarleton fled to Carter's cave; Thou, who when menneed by petal:nous ()noi r Didst postratc to her whiskered minions fall;. And when our cash her empty bags supplied, Didst meanly strive the foul disgrace to kider, Go, wllletch ; resign tAe Proidwital Asir, Disclose thy secret measures, foul or fair, Go, search with curious eye for horned flogs, Mid the wild waiite of Louisiana bogs; Or whore the Ohio rolls its turbid stream, Dig fur huge bones; thy glory and thy theme, Go, scan, Philosophist, thy Sally's charms, And siuk supinely in her sable arms, But quit to abler hands the helm of State, Nor image ruin on thy country's fate. Such arc the men who are seeking to steal the livery of DemOcracy to serve abolitionism and sectionalism with. having always done their utmost to throw obloquy upon hm char acter, and publish him u "the scorn of every patriot name," they now, in the hope of gaining some partisan or personal advtetage, would invoke the prestige of his grectitanie to aid in the consummation of their sectional aims. The people will not be imposed tiptim by this ruse—their stomachs will reject the nauseous dose of hypocricy, though the- di*-• gusting substance be disguised by the serviotb sugar-coating of flaunting pretention.-..liong— rose Democrat. Stir The Post tells a story about an Arneri..- can citizen now residesl at White Plains, who commenced welded life under flattering anspioes. One morning the couple found an addition to the family in the shape ors boun cing infant several months old. This areated. much excitement, particularly as the married husband was understood to sustain paternal relations to the little stranger, a Woman of the place, having a spouse in California, be ing the mother. Legal advioe was taken and, exemplified the usual " glorious uncertainty . of the law." " One learned counsellor," say* the Post, "gave the opinion that, as the mo ther was married, the man in California way obliged to father the infant. A sister of the bride did not object, she said, to the baby be ing passed over its father that was all just enough, but she did not wish her sister to have the trouble of it. The question is now undergoing investigation at the tea tablec, and a report is expected 'shortly." This reminds the Pest of a Yankee in Arksnsas, whose rife, a few weeks after marriage, beeatutithe. mother of a quadroon. The father west tit. once to a lawyer for counsel. "Itis a plain case," said the attorney, " we will make out the papers at once and obtain you a divorce." " , That isn't what I am atter," said the Yan kee, " I want to know who is to own the nig ger." Ls an Unpleasant Fix. —The Easton Em press says : The Democrat of this morning tells a story of a fellow from the country. who visited our jail last week to see• prisoner and was kept there nail, the whole day. - It ap pears that after being admitted to the India his friend by she Deputy Sheriff, that nicer locked up the gates and left, intending to mill shortly to let the visitor oat. bet forgetting all about it, he remained away six hours, Goo sing great alarm to the countrymen. who be gan doubtless to think that they were going to keep him there. lie manifested joy whoa delivered from hie imprisonment. uld gentleman, a rich Que, too. at Albany, whose name is not given, has fallen in love with his maid servant, and she being of the tenderest nature, returned the dame. Marria;e was settled upon, when creel sta. tives with cruel lawyers interfered, and the disappointed domestic had to dispense with the old boss, and to cure her wouodsd heart with bank-bills to the‘amount of $2500.. She is as well as can be expected, and SO is he. pa'The wife of Sir John Franklin is nor yet resigned to bear the sorrowful name of widow. Last year she sent out the yacht Fox, in command of Capt. IfcClinba, to search for her husband. By the latest ac counts, the Fox, taking the Beechey Island route, meant to sail into Fish River, passing to the east of King William's Land - mirCluibaldi, the white-haired least of the Italian volunteers in the army in Sardi nia, was exiled from Italy i1i . 11849. and found refuge in the United States. A. Western ex ehanFe says that he kept a coffee-Loos. is Cincinnati a few years ago and retailed liquor by the dram. Ile is now .a general in the Sardinian service, commanding fifteen thousand men, and to a great extent eoutpui ling the destiuies of States. IDown on the " Eastern Shore "of Vir ginia there in an editor. who is also bis own compositor and pressman, who makes acma. sional voyage* along the coast of Norfidk a* captain of the schooner Polly. whop on Sunday, teaches school on week I still finds time to take can of a wife and am; teen children. Ara. teaspoon was meetly plowedip io Stockbridge on the farm forMerly Wood by Timothy Woodbridge, a Judge of theCout mon Pleas Court iu 1761, basting tkalk of himself and wife. The field had not Elba plowed for 100 , yeali, bat the spoon was as S. good u new.' urns lightning struck s light of gime in Policeman Poniter's hoine, Ilitwankee t the other night, nutting outs oink about two inches in diameter, as sntooth as if by s Tut:. mond, and doing no other damage. Arne Newark Adtertiser says the AM Temperance Society In this moony was am 0411611 W in 1808, at Allentown, N. J. 1t 1, 14 wiled the 'lobar Society," and was eampeaed of b 8 members. Niro. w. of-New Hoono4 lot in bla possession a oohs. taken f.v 41ii-malota443" Ninarelt, whiota mOO% be leas than 2,300 to 2,500 year old; _ - For Whi z of the nose ef Abraham Norris, of N has jest been seutenesst ' 4 3 rishmeont le the Mite • low*uirg il ?Peit W*Mr lbw 0144104011 W- ON THOMAS JEFFERSON. BY WILLIAM CBLLYN ■RYANT. ~~