ES e OF TRU PAPER. T 4;4I WIN I V I Wim o Pit t er vrer y morning, by Hamm J Smuts, at $1.7:, per annum If pal* strictly re anvancs-112,00 per annum If advance. Ns sabecrip tins dialloStitallitsolt. Sleet at the option of the p iblishesimpitit ail arrearagss are paid. SernirtiMixeses inserted at the usual rates. Jon Pawnee done stith'"nestness and dis patch, most moderate , pricey. Ovrict .11s Binds Baltimore street, directly oPposits Wampler's Tinning Establishment. one ■ad a half squares from the Court House— " CollgrilAz" on the sign. r • Co-Partnership I VattE,--The unde;signed hare ted with them in the Lumber -buSiness. IL C. BiNVILL They would therefore give no tice that,. the business hereafter will be con ducted tilder the firm of Sa ALL, BLNDEIT CO., and they hope, by strict attention to business end an earnest, desire to pleads. to merit $ eintiquation of the liberal patronage heretofore bestoried upon them. KILLIAN S3L I CO. Lumbar Yard, N Nora G2orge Street, ;tear Oa Railroad, YORK, PA. We w3ull invite the attention of -Mchan ics. Builders, arid" others, to our large and well selected stock of LUMBER, ennsisting of every description of White Pine Baartla pad Plank, Joist, Sastutling and Fencing. Also, l'ine and Chesnut Shingles, Ltth,, Pickets, ir..rked P/oorinj awl Wealherboirding, 1 Siding, &c.. We are prepared to CUT TO ORDER any site, quantity and quality of IVIIITE PEVE (Lf -O.IK L1 7 .1/BER, at the shortest notice, and have it delivered to any pliht acoeisible by Itr}ilroad. We also manufacture and keen on baud a gene ral assortment of BASK-, DOORS, S:tuttsrot, Viosio k'r 11te s anti Door . • 1 1 r a mei . ifir 'rains for antaises not on handlilled witit.dispattek., • „ • . tor 3a 1 f hook and assortment is equal to any us l iscreji,nd we Are determined to sell at the lisweat Iddiket prices. 114/11411-Orders an 1 ceratonnientions ad- Ores* to the ousdersigocd, at York, PIL., will receive] litariNst attention. - 811 - AtL, - DESDEIt k CO. York, May "24, 11358. ly Valuable Real Estate, AT RaIVATE SALE.—The sutateribers, Executors of Ana.t 1.1 A)1 SN y DLit , deceased, offer st Priinte Sale, that DESIEA I3LE FARM', on which decedent resided upward' of twenty yearn, situate in Tyrtme tows hip, Adams county, adjoining lands of George /leaky, Heirs of Jacob •WolL Anthony Dear durfr, Samuel Dearth)! ff, ntd David Hoover containing 202 ACRES, more or less with good proprtiunft of Timber and Jleadow The nupros cutents a I..iet of it two-story Weatherboarded . in g 11017 7 5 E, BaWE Barn, Waton ti Shed and Corn Crib attached,- _ Cooper Shop, and other out-buildings ; never-failing wells of water,.pne at the hone, the other at the horn and on eccellent Ap- Fie ORCHARD, 3T ILL a Nariety of other choice fruit. C.mowago Creek run' through the Farm, and there are a 1.,. two ~,, t Inge in the property. -^ The fence., mostly of ckesnut rail., are gnixl. and the land in in a gland ..t.ite of cultivation, two-thirds of it having Leen llama. The property will bo shown by Samuel Bollinger, romidtng thereon. .. • Also. A TRACT OF 10CNTAIN LAND, containing 7 acre., mere or Iran, fitultfe it. Menallen town.ltip, Alum. county, adjoining txmln of George 31eckley, JaLob Gulden, and (Ahern.. JOHN _,SN'S - DEIL, IILEDERICK 11OLTZ, • Sept. G, , Executors. pair The Vitle notes given fur personal property of maid deceased are now due, and uninediate payment is required. The notes aro in the hands of F. Maltz. • For Sale, liCt Brasil Ds - elling `.- 1 HOUSES and Lots, situate iu - t'llaruberabnrg street. Possession lit of April next. G ED. ARNOLD. Gettystr_ g, Oct. 11,1,V8. tf This Way r T 4DIES AND GEN TLEMEN.--4. C. GUINN & REOTRICS have just returned from the East with a large and well selected stock of t; oods ever offered in this market, all of which will be sold cheap, such ac Delaines, Delaine Hobos'. Gasktearea, Coburg Cloths, AlapacsS, Ginghams, square and long Shawls, junkets and Domestic Goods of all prices.— Men's Wear In great var'ety, Cassimerea. t2assinets, Jeans, bine, black, brown, end green Cloths ; a large assortment of Vestings. Also, Gro - cerics and Spices of every descrip tion, which will be s ,Id cheaper than the .cheapest. Give us a call. All we ask is to show the goods and we will be' satisfied with ills result. No trouble to show goods. J. C. - G UIN N It BRO Oct. 11, 1858 Cheap I Cheap ! 'MORE NEW GOODS :—JACOBS & BRO. have just returned' fruits the city, with a werylarge assortment of Cloths. Cassimeres, Vestings, Winter Goods, and everything else icLaisn•me'n's wear line. They also offer plain and fancy Shirts, Collars, silk and cot ton Handkerchiefs, linspenderaoke. Having bought unusually low. for the cash, they are enabled to sell en E AIX:LILIAN ZZ'ER—rtn excel lent full cloth suit, made np. fur Sl3, fur in stance. • Give them scull, at their new estab lishment., in Chambersbulg street,a few doors west of the Court-house, before purchasing elsewhere. Lae. it. Fine OH Brandies. . THE subscribers. Importers and Dealers in WLNZS & LIQUORS, would most re spectfully _call the attention of purchasers to their Old Establishment, So. 5 .Vorth. Front Slrect, PAaadclphia, where they haven }time assortment of Wines and Liquors of the choicest braUds tind'qualities. Ilavinz made arrangements with some of the firbthouses in Coilic and Rochelle, enables them to furnish to their customers, upon the moat liberal terms, the following brands of Cognac.and Rochelle BRANDIES: !Hard, riennely, PJlersion, Pinel,Castillipli; J-Dttpuy C0...1]. II icuca, A. Sergneit.edissiel, M;rett, &e. &c., of Ta rious brands and qualities. WiNkS Ciaatpagne, .Vadeira, Lmbon, OfdOperto,..74, 4orgu.luiy, Hock., Mus cat, Claret, Steriy, and Malaga Holland Gin, Seheidarn Schnapps, Jamaica Spirits, Scvitch and_ Irish 'Whiskey, Peach, Apple, Blackberry, Cherry, Ginger, and Raspberry Brandies ; Cordials, Wine Bitters, Atzsterdald Bitters. &c. Also. Amts bAsd Solo Proprietor* of the Old Whitt Whiskey. Constantly on hand an exteinstielstbeir of fiefs old Slonongahels, Ryaindil nerbiza Whiskey, of various grades, tumor whiolkaye guaranteed to be superior to triiiiithelbustry, all of which are high tly impale& by'Appi; From . 4 3 Vamp erianee in the business, and a thoi . knowledge of the tastes of common the eo , we-flatter °gneiss: to ba able to Gil ill ordleee that may be entrusted to us. Orderafrora.the imatitry (a b ich ore moat respectfialy aolieipdywill be promptly at aendedip.., 11111 ' 40 ‘ ea " titiriarbt packing: arid ahi p- P l ....____ ,-•• . • - 11111.7 A44 '4 0°1111 11”t-hollkOftr estabrishm VA t°11 1 " straefaetkin, with the - -.-- • 1 1 : LEVIN A no. • v 9: 41 _ Nac-5 0 St:, Philadelphia. • - alikAls - -,, .. .: X'4l//&* . . .--,- . , - • 1 . 117 , .i - 1 - 1;11 , ' lii, . - - 4.• • • -. • Attuortiatic, News and gournai. BY H. J. BTAHLE 4MYEAR. De i'oet's €O4O. TILE WINIZ•AIDN. When 4be snow-flakes softly rattle On the darkened window-pane, And the night-winds moan and murmur .la a wild and fitful strain— Oh. bow welcome is the cheerful, Brightly burning, ruddy light, Glowing from the evening fire-side, Glowing, sparkling, warm and bright. How the mellow beams are dancing Ou the ceiling in the hall, E'en within the heart's dark corners With a gentle glance they fail, And io the clear sod pleasant radiance, As in waves of gold it plays, Melts the soul that's filled with sadness, Lights the eve with radiant rays. Loved ones meet arossul the are -side, Through the dreary winter eve, While the storm without is wildest, Tales of other days to weave, Songs that to the-heart are dearest, Breathed upon the hallowed air, Voices gay in mirth are mingled, "Household words" are sweetest there .How, the Aged and the weary, Look back to the happy hearth, By whose merry light they started, Ere they tasted aught but mirth. Though the glow has long been faded, Brighter then of yore it burns, . When the Writ, worn with wefidering, To that cherished vision turns. Then when falling snow-flakes rattle, On the darkened window pane, Let es gather round the fire-side, Heedleu of the night-wind's reign. Ana when Life's cold winter cometh, 'Mid the darkness . and the storm, We'll again, hi Memory's chamber, It around the fire-side warm.' B . loili Took. JOHN CLIMES, AND HIS FORTUNE. I= " Never mind tho house, John, we've got one of our own," whispered John Clarke's wife. She was a rosy little thing, only twenty summers old. Ilow brigittly end bewitchingly she shone —a /Star amid the sombre company. But•what in the world has he left me?" muttered John Clarke. " I be lieve he hated me—l believe they all hate me." " Hush, dear!" " I bequeath to John Clarice, my dear ly beloved nephew," read the grim at torney, "as a reward for his firmness in resisting temptation the.last two years, and his determination to improve in all acceptable things, my ono-horso shay, which has stood in m 7 barn over twenty-five fears, requesting that ho shall repair it, or cause it to be repaired in a suitable manner." That was all. Some of the people gathered there tittered, all seemed to enjoy tho confusion of the poor young man. His eyes flashed fire, he trem bled excessively; poor little Jenny fair ly cried. "To think," she said to herself, " how hard lie has tried to be good, and that is all ho thought of it " Wish you joy," said a red-headed youth, with a grin, as he came out of the room. J ohn sprang up' to collar the follow, but a little white hand laid on his coat sleeve restrained him. "Let them triumph, John, it won't hurt you," said Jenny, with her sunny smile • " ?lease don't notice them for my mike. "Served him right," said Susan Spriggs, the niece of the old man just dead, and to whom he had left all his silver, ".nerved him right for marrying that ignorant goose of a Jenny Brazier.. I suppose he calculated a good deal jou the old gentleman's generosity." 7o which she added, in a whisper thatonly her own heart heard, "He might have married me. He had the chant*, and I loved him better• than any one else— better than that pretty little fool, Jen ny Brazier." "Nov we will see how deep his good ness is," said a maiden aunt, thro' her nose • "he stopped short in wickedne ss just because he expected a fortune from my poor, dear brother. Thanks to massy that he left me fire hundred do- Jars. :Now i can git that new carpet; but we'll see how much of a change there is in John Clarke—ho always Was an taw of wickedness." I , Well, I guess John Clarko'll have to be contented with his little ten feet shanty," said the father of Susan Spriggs to good old Deacon Joe Hemp. " IN ell, 1 reckon ho is eontent—if he ain't lie ought to be, with that little jewel of a wife she's bright enough to make any four walls shine," was the Deacon's reply. ".Pshaw : vou're all crazy about that gal. 'Why she ain't to be compared to my Susan. Susan plays on the forty piano like sixty, and manages a house first-rate." " Bless you, neighbor Spriggs, rather have that innocent, blooming face to smile at, mo when I waked up of mornings, than all the forty-piano gals you can scare up 'tureen here and the Indies—fact :" I ,‘ I'd like to know what you mean 7" exclaimed lir. Spriggs, firing up. "Jest what I say," replied good old Deacon Joe, coolly. " Well, that John Clarke'll die on the gallows yet; mark my words," said Spriggs, spitefully. " ThatJoiin Clarke will make one of our best citizens, and go to the legisla ture yet," replied old Deacon Joy, com placently. •" Doubt it :" "Yes, may- bo you do, and that's a protty way to build up a yoriog fellow, pin% it, when he's trying his beat. • No, Inhon Clarke wove. hesivod ship! i you can help it. People that cry 's and dog' ar pfa4sy *MOW to it*** ISt GETTYSBURG, PA.: MONDAY, NOV. 15, 1858. eiliter'while he's a running, I take it; and jf he ain't mad they're sure to drive him so. Wby don't you step.np to kiln and say, 'John, I'm glad you're going right now, and I've got faith in you, and if you want any help, why come to me and I'll put 'you through ?' That's the way to do the business, Mr. SPriggls-" " Well, I hope you'll do i t, that's all," replied Spriggs, sulkily. " I hope I shall, and I'm bound to, any way. if I have the chance. Fact is, he's such a smart little wife that he don't really need any help." " a pity then that brother Jacob left him that 000.hortio shay." " You needn't laugh at that; old Ja cob never did nothing without a mean ing to it. That old shay may help him to bo a great man yet. Fact is, I think myself if Jacob had a left•him money it might have been•tho ruin of him. Less things than a one-horse shay has made a man's fortis'." " Well, I'm glad you think so much of biro; I don't." "No," muttered Deacon Joe, as his neighbor turned away, " but if he had married your raw•boned darter that plays on the forty-piano, he'd a beemali rigtt, and no mistake." " A one-horse shay !" said the minis ter, langhing; " what a fortune :" And so it went, from mouth to mouth. None of the relativoe—some already rich—had offered the podrest man amongthem—theownerortheone-horse shay—a dollar of the bequeathment left to him or to her; ,but they had rather rejoiced in his disappointment. The truth is, everybody had prophe sied that John Clarke, a poor, mother less boy, would come to ruin, and they wanted th© pmphoey to prove a true ono. lie had, in his Youth, been wild and wayward, and somewhat profligate in the early years of manhood ; but his old uncle had encouraged turn to re form—held out hopes to which he had hitherto been a stranger, and the love of the sweet young Jenny Brazier com pleted, as it seemed, his reformation. Jenny never appeared so lovely as bile did on that unfortunate day of the readin g cif the will, after they had re turned to the poor little house that was Jenny's own. " No matter, John," she said cheer fully, " you will rise in spite of them. T wouldn't let them think I was in the least discouraged, that will only please them too well. We are doiug nicely now, and you know if they do eut the railroad through our bit of land, the money will sot us up quite comfortably; l isn't our home a happy one, if -it small ? And oh ! John by and bye !" An eloquent, blush—a glance towards her work-basket, out of which peeped the most delicate needlework, told the story—that ever now story di n nneence, beauty and helplessness, that brings cares akin to angels' work. For once, John Clarke stopped the gossip's mouth. lie hold I n s bead up manfully—worked steadily at his trade, and every step seemed a surd advance, and an upward ono. Baby was just sit months old when the corporation paid into Jiihn Clarke's hand the sum of six hundred dollars for the privilege of laying a track thro his one little field. "A handsome baby, a beautiful and industrious wife, and six hundred dol lars," thought John with an honest ex ultatidn, " well, this is living 1" "'John," said his wife, rising from her work, "look edt." • lle did, and saw the old one-horse shay dragged by a stalwart negro. " Massa says as how the old barn is gwino to ho pulled down, so Ire sent your shay," said the'Airican. "Thank him for•nothing," said John, bitterly, but a glitneact his wile remov ed the evil spirit, and a better one smil ed out of his eyes. "John, you can spare a little money now to havo the old shay axed up, can't you? You ought to; according to the wilt," said Jenny. " The old trash r' muttered John. ."But you could at least soli it for what the repairs would cost," said Jen ny, in her winning way. Yes, I suppose I could." " Then I'd havo it, done, and bless me, I'd keep it, too. You've got a good horse, and cap have the old shay made quito stylish for baby and me to ride in. Shan't we shine? " ' "Well, I'll send it over to Ilosmer's, to-morrow, and see what he will do it for." "Look bore! Mr. Hemmer wants you comeright over to the shop I" shout ed the carriage-maker's apprentice, at the top of his lungs ; " old Deacon Joe's there, ar.' says he's right down glad— golly, its hundreds, and hundreds, And hundreds, and hno—" "Stop, boy ! .what'in the world does ho moan, Jenny ?." cried John Clarke, putting the baby in the cradle face ..ownwards. "My patience! John, look at that child—precious darling ! I'm sure I don't know, John; I'd go right over and see," said Jenny, by snatches righting the baby, "it's his fun, I sup pose." ifTain't any fan, I tell ye," said the boy, while John hurried on Lis coat and fait; " my gracious !sguess you'll say it ain't fan when you come to see them 'ere gold things and the bins." This added wings to John Clarke's speed, and in a moment he stood breathless in the old coachmaker's shop. `Wish you joy, my tine frier !". cried Deacon Joe. " Look hero--what'll you take for that old shay ? I'll give you four tt?ou• ward dollars.'" cried the ooaohm akar, rtrgra,t , ee.. • - 14 FoldrThonenee'cried lobn Aghast. — l f lbly Io 'it it': Tou'rir sviek "TRUTH 16 MIGHTY, AND WILL PREVAIL." man, sir, and by Goorgo I'm glad of it; you deserve to be." The carriage-maker shook his hand heartily. What do yon suppose were the con sternation, delight, gratitude—the wild joy . that filled the heart of Clarke ; when be found the old shay filled with gold and bank bills i 1 mean tho cush ions, the - linings, and every place where theycould bo placod without danger of usjury—thioves never would have condeseendod to the one-horse shay. Five thousand five hundred dollars in all ! Poor John 1 or rather rich John his head watt neatly tamed. It rewired all the balance Of Jenny's nice equipoise of character to keep his mato tic.brniu from spinning like - a humming top. Now ho could build tvo houses like the ono his uncle had bequeathed to his rod-headed cousin, who had wish ed him joy when the will was read— the dear old uncle ! What genuine sorrow he" felt as ha thought of the many times he had heaped reproaches upon his memory ! Imagine, if you can, dear render, the peculiar feelings of those kind friends who bad prophesied that John Clarke would come to grief. At first, Deacon Joe proposed to take the old shay just as it was—linings stripped, bits ofeloth hanging—and upon a tin trumpet pro claim the good tidings to the whole town, taking especial pains to stop be fore the house of Mr. Spriggs, and blow:ng loud enough to drown all the forty-pianos in the universe; but that was vetoed by John's kind little W;fe. "La ! they'll know it soon enough," she said, kissing the baby; "I woudift hurt their feelings." They did know of it, and a few years after, when John Clarke lived in a big house, they all voted for him to go to the " legislator." So much for that old one•horse shay.—Aterson's _May. Belect i)jisceiiq. Seasoning Sausage Meat. Mrs. Bipoll sends the following to the Agriculturist: For fifty poutals of meat, take eleven ounce* of salt, five table spoonfulls of pounded saltpetre, five table spoonfuls ground black pepper, fbur table spoonfuls of ground allspice, five table spoonfuls of sage. Mix them well together, and' then incorporate well with the meat. Cracker Pudding. We can testify that the following is not " bad to take." Stir into three pints of sweet milk, two beaten eggs, One table-spoonsfuls of sugar, and any spice you like best. Beat in four soda crackers, and when soaked soft, stir in as many raisins as you like-.-tbe three. tions given to us, say ono pound to the above quantity of materials, but for our personal consumption wo would say, " more pudding and teas raisins, it' von please, inti'm;" with quantum buitlei L of vanilla flavor, or of nutmeg. How to Dry RUM:b.—lt is said tlint rhubarb can be dried for future use sim ply by preparing ns for pies, peeling the stalks, cutting into small pieces, and drying in the sun or a moderately warm oven. The flavor is regarded 'as improved by the drying operation. Cleaning out an Obstructed Drain.— This bus been successfully effected by using a largo eel, which works itself slowly through, followed by the water. Raw Neat in Dysentery. Dr. Weisse, St. Petersburg, first in 1845, advised the employment of the lean of raw n,cat, very finely minced, in the chronic diarrhoea of children, giving two teaspoonfuls four times a day. Since thou the same practice has been extended to various forms of obsti nate diarrhcea with good effect. Mr. Pons*, now practising in Egypt, reports the benefit ho has derived In several ea ses of severe dysentery occurring In adults, from the employment of raw, or nearly raw, minced meat given in do. see from two to three times a day. A Rich County. The following recent sales in Lancas ter counts, Pa., ahow the high figure land commands in the " Garden Coun ty," notwithstanding the times are out of joint. So much :—The farm of John G. Pronnor, 1 mile west of Lancaster, containing 124 acres, sold for $lBl 24 Wr acre. Ephraim Bear's farm in est Earl, 111 acres, sold for 5162 per acre. Enos Conrad's in E. Lampotor, 56 acres, brought $146. Tho "Spring Dale" farm in Manheim township, of Nathaniel, Jr., sold for $197, half the grain being reserved.. The farm of John Jones, in tipper. Leacock town ship, sold at 5171 an acre. immense Coot Crop Kentucky.— The Louisville Journal . FllyB that the corn crop has never been so large in Ken tucky as the present crop promises to be. h states that there arcs fields in the blue grass region estimated at 175 bnshel4 to the acre, while fields promis ing 75 to 80 bushels aro quite common. ser Thero is not a spider hanging on the King's wall but, heti' its errand ; there is not a nettle that' groweth in the corner of the church-yard but bath its purpose; there is not a single insect, Buttering in the breeze bat accomplish eth some divine decree"; fihd I will never have it that Goa created any man, es pecially• any Christian man, to be a blank, and to be a nothing.—Spergeoa. earl , low long did Adansremabi in Paradise *ore bo sinned?" said an amiable mouse to her husband. aN4147 areiwir ea tits bobigid, IT ILlKlrter The Dying Californian. Lie up nearer, brother, nearer, For my limbs are growing cold, And thy presence seemeth d , When thy MI/ &Toned me fold. I mertiyhig, brother, dying— Soon you will miss me from your berth, For my 'form will soon be lying 'Heath the ocean's briny surf. Hearken to me, brother, hearken, I have something I would say, • Ere the veil my vision darke■ Mid I go from hence away. I am going, shortly going, Rat my hope in God Is strong— am willing, brother, knowing, That He doeth nothing wrong. Tell my father, when Yen greet him," That in death I prayed for him, . Prayed that I might one day. meet him In a world that's free from sin. 'Tell my mother, God assist her, NOwthit she is growing old, That heechild would gind have kiese4her, When his lips grew pale and cold. _ ',lawn, brother, catch each whisper— 'Tis my 'wile I speak of now— Tell, oh, tell her how I miss tier Whilst the favor burns my brow ; Tell her, brother, closely listen, Don't tomer a single wprd, That ia death my eyes did glisten With the tears her memory stirred. Tell her she must kiss my children, Like the kiss I last imp d— . Hold as when lent I held them, Folded closely to my breast: Give them early to their Maker, Putting all her trust in God, And Ile never will forsake her, For He said so in His word. Oh, my children, heaven bless them, They wete all my life to me, World I could once more caress them, 'F.re 1 sick beneath the sea. It was for theta I crossed the ocean, And what my Koper were 111 not tell, lint I've gained an anti.le portion, Yet lie cluetb all things well. Tell my sister I remember Every kindly parting word, And my heart has been kept tender With triad tears her memory,stirred. Tell them I never reached the haven Where I sought the precious dust, lint I've gained a port called heaven, Where the gold It ill never rust. rrge- them to secure an entrance. For they will tied their brother there— Faith in Jesu. find repentance Will secure fur them a share. Mirk, I lima my Saviour spelling, 'Tie his voice I know so well— When I am gone, oh, don't be weeping— Brother, here's igy Lust farewell. "An editor out West says that. when lie was in prison for libelling a Justice of the Peat°, he was requested by the ailor to 4 ivo the prison a puff." This may be an exaggeration— most articles credited to papers " out West" are—yet it, approximates very near to the truth. Editors are expect ed to put everything and everybody. If Whitkins makes a speech about something, his friends are offondud if the editor does not, laud him to the skies, and write him down a wonderful orator. if. Dr. Snateliern concocts a medicine which-is, according to his rep reseatations, to make the old young, and pave the world with blessings, the editor is expected to proclaim the hum bug to the ends of the earth. Steam boat captains, railroad conductors, 4sm 'linos drivers, oyster openers; doctors 9f divinity, lecturers, actors, and sing ers; must all be puffed, or the editor ceases to be a "good follow," and for feits the • esteem of his distinguished friends.. No cialta of men in the world aro imposed upon to the extent that editors aro;' their brains and their time must be given up to every ono for ev ery purpose, simply because everybody has brass enough to ask for them.— When will' editors unite to put down this evil ?Phila. Argus. New et:2Fr Boat.—A new curious ocean stcanier4s now being built at Bal. tumors by liessare. Winans, the distin guished locomotive engineers. The hull is of the forth of an immense cigar, 180 feet long; and 16 feet in, diameter, without kW or fist deck, and is built very strong, for the purpose of being driven through the wafes. She is to hive neither masts nor spars, and the only thing to bo visible above deck is the smoke stack and ventilator.. She is . to have four high pressure locomotive etrginos, which are to drive a propeller amidships: Every part of the - vessel is to be of iron, well braced, and fp divi ded into water-tight compartments as to be a life preserver. She is expected to be ready in six weeks, and to make her first trip to Now York, and from thence to Liverpool. Changes iii the Cabinet.—Public rumor is again at work creating difficulties in the Cabinet of the President. and rore shadowing specific changes which are soon to be announced to the country. Of course there is not n word of founda tion for what is said on this subject.— The President and his official advisors are a unit; and there really seems to be no enconragernent to the anxious persons who wohld have it otherwise. Washington Union. The Impiety of CH/wit ne.—The resolu tions of the Miami Conference of the Church of United Brethren, declaring the wearing of crinoline incompatible with a true Christian's profession, seem to be rigidly enforced by the authorities of that denomination. At a camp-meet ing of the United Brethren Church, recently held near West Baltimore, Montgomery county, Ohio, Bishop Bassitt forbade any one with ho3ps on to partake of the eacrameit, affirming that they would not be wgoOnse at the table of the Lord. • • lllir %me writer has comp/tied friend ship to our- shadows, and a bettor com panion was neveVmade ; for while we Irsik,fit the sunshine of prosperity, • • toe k the montgiit - We enter Oriiitttit Oforlitias. TWO DOLLARS A-YEAR Bpaaking Out in DTeams. A correspondent of the 'Richmond Dispatch--a remarkably good paper for its size, by the way—tells the following in a letter from ono of the Springs: "An amusing incident occurred on the cars of the Virginia and Tcnnesstmi roadwhich must bo preserved in print. It is-too good to be lost i "As the train entered the Big Tunnel, near this place, in accordance with the expel custom, a lamp was lit. A ser vant girl,accornpanying her mistroaa, had sunk into a profound slumber, but jtt it'as the lamp was li t.shenwoko, hill asleep, imagined herself in the in fernal regions. Frantic with fried, she-implored her Maker to have mercy upon her remarking at the same tim 'the devil has got ino at last.' liar mistress, sitting on the seat in front of .the terrified nogrO, was deeply morti fied, and callleedd tpoq ,ter don't make such a noise; it is I, be not afraid.' The poor African immediate ly exclaimed, Oh, missile, dot you ; jolt what I 'epected ; I always thought if I cbcr got to do. bad plaee, I. see you. dar.' These remarks • wcro uttered with such vehemence, that not a word was lost, and the whole cur became convulsed with laughter." &posing a Parson. A minister was one Sabbath exami ning a Sunday-siihool in catechism be fore the congregation. Tho usual ques tion *as put. to the first girt, a strap per, w usually, assisted her father, , a 'ho w d a publiCan, in waiting upon customers. " What is your name ?" No reply. " What is your name ?" ho repented. " None of your fun, Mr. Minister," said the girl ; " you know my name well enough. Dcn't .you say when you come to our house on a night, 'Bot, bring me some more ale r " The congregation, forgetting the sa cred nem of the place; were id a broad grin, ar.d the parson looked daggers. tiiirDinner was spread in the cabin of that peerless steamer, the 'New World;' and a splendid company were assembled about the table. Among the passengers thus prepared for gastro nomic duty, wawa little creature of the genus Fop, decked daintily as an early butterfly, with kids of irreproachable whiteness;:" miitioulous" neck-tie, and Ftpidor-like quizzing glass on his nose. The delicate animal turned his head affectedly aside with • " Waitah !" " Sah ?" "Boring me the pwopetlah of a fe male woostah I" Yis, sah "And, waitah•l tell the steward to wnb my plate with a wegetable gariy called onion, which will give a delicious flavoah tO my dinnah." While the refined exquisite was giv ing his order, a jolly western drover had listened with open mouth Ansi pro truding eyes.. When the dimifiutive creature paused, lie brought bis fist, down upon the table w►tb'a foreci that made every dish bound, and thundered out : " Hero ! you gait! darned ace of spades !" " Yiai Balk." " Bring me a thunderite big plate of !skunk's gizzard ! • " Bah • " And, old ink-pot, tuck a horse-blan ket under lay thin, and. nob we down with brickbats Wills Ifeed 1" . Tho poor dandy &bowed a pair of straight eoat-taile inmtanter, and the whole table coined in a "tremenjus rore." An F4itor turne4 Printer.----Tbe Edi tor of the Pittsborg'Post Juta been t - ing his hand at ';setting type." His effort appeared underhis editorial bead a few days since, and will be found'he low. lie will no doubt. be "one of them" some of theist) days: a NeA pria cr. This is our srst eitJrt at typo betting. .110 preetlUta that it hill bhow tlt we can taillU fast—mo a.to sELf-tAuauT too !;. Ake want no gall) we will have it igiqs wit= out aSsisTaneE! j,he droof will neep no eouaneetion "Ato don's inland io tr.f EAQ.Cpa.i; but we It ill les No pßintoai juo.& we are oNe of 'ern., alli :Nom (tic art of driating ; wily ita pm as vas}• 'ass rolainz (Ai a LoD• A Verdict as is a Verdict.--A Mobile (Ala.) paper says that, an inquest was recently held in that city, on the body of a man who died from taking an over dose of vegetable pills. On opening the body, the interior was found to be one huge cabbage, but dead, to its core, from confinement and want of water— a beverage which the patient, unfortu nately, never drank. The jury retard ed a verdict of "quits." " Quits, gen tlemen!" ex6lairned the dismayed Coro• ner—"never heaqi of such a thing.— What do you mean'" " Why," replied the ft.rcman, " we find that, if the cab bage killed the man, the man most cer tainly killed the cabbage, and if that ain't quits, blow me:" The Might of his Ainbition.—One of onr exchanges toll's of a lacy genius up his way. who being asked as be lay sunning himself on the grass, what was the heighi, of his ambition, replied :- 5t To marry a rich widow that has got a cough !" iTho steam frigate building at Sew York, for the - Russian Govern ment, is six thottsand tons,"and it is es timatelewelt cost *1,200,000r- knee writers, ierAßewiks sitedwript tot* matting smithy, giriemooki . What eis*Sind - • Pb. ming armolhordit • ~..- iiimeifiratob feet of the appointment of . asurch to NI the raeadey. &nag by. tko raignation of William L Par. ter, ,will be .to exclude Jotti ./1.: 3* horn the. bench. Thu case is thits 104- ed t.l• that paper: it = if The Amendment to .the :Coil Mind, adopted in 1850, provides that it* • Ifsppenint by depth, resignittliter us Oilie -0, in any of-the bald Courts, shall biblillid, by ap pointment by the Governor, to C 0,110111141 cupid the first Monday of December unwitting the nest general election.' “January 19, 1858, John C. Knox, one team Judges of the Supreme Court, resigned his of hoe, and upon the same day Valiant A. Roder was .appointed by the Governer, 'tilt the tiret Monday of December succeeding the unit VW eral election.' October 16, 1858, 'William A. Porteireettit ed his commission, and rtoW Gaylord - Mit% is appointed by the Govrrnor; and beldaanollii mission, the language of which u prat:U*4N same. How then is John M. Bead to cbthi4st his seat ?'' NO. 7. The same article cites the °pinkly of the Supreme Court, contained it r 5 Ott sey 518, in relation to the term otchmr Justice Let; is, which eertainlYradties strong wits() in favor of the position - ken by the Argus.—Poin,syfranian.* • How the Old Whigs of Massada. - setts Go.- Mr. Richard Yeadon, the editor of the Charleston (8. C.) Coitrier, in wrif,flig to his paper from BoNton, spatkn .- 01W prevailing sentiment of the Old Line Whigs of that city„ the associates's* supporters of Daniel Webster. Rots Choate has been openly with the . Db; moctney since 1856 mid Mr. Yeatfiein • , says: "I Strongly hope and verily Ikelloys that Winthrop, Everett, the Curtrsea, Hilliard, and numerous others, will la cline the same direction, and at. least be with if not of the Democracy, at the 4. preaching State elections. Indeed, on my telling Mr. Everett of the happy coincidence 1 had found botwedn host and myself, in that we were both Ofd Line Whigs turned Democrats, fluid cxpressing the hope that our exatn4e would be numerously followed, ho pleas antly remarked: Well, I have ta the first step myself in that direettt s as I addressed the Democratic Yttadi Men on' the Fourth of Jnly.' " We aro not surprised at this. Tlietti is no other party for Mr. Everett; %is great student and expounder of lek,oo. ington's life and history, to asioo with. It is a curious fact in our cal history, that nearly all the class men of the old Whig party,.Ntnik and South, the contemporaneous** personal friends of : Webster and'efirr: are pew active Detriocrata. • It is the. small men, tho political tricksters tied traders, who are rcady,to join a section al party, whose triumph would prtrie the death knell of the Union—and' tie demolition of the cherished Union— and , our natitnal progress has inspired • the hearts of the lovers of froodoni' rywhere.—.Newark Journal. • Ver A rough common sense pervadei h. following, in which thcre Is more truth then poetry : " Great men,..never swell. It is only three cent individuals who are salaned at the rate of two hundred dollirra year and dine on . potatoes' and' ddad. herring, who pat on airs and tiashy waistcoats, swell, puff, blow, and en deavor to givo'tbernselves a 'consequett tial.typearante. licrdiscrictinatbg per. eon can over mistake the spurious for the genuine article. ' The differsticis be tween the two if as great as that bb tween a bottle of vinegar and a WOr of the pure juice of the grape." - Wine*, the celebrated snake charm:- et, gave ;a exhibition in this place,. on _Wednesday evening. last. It would seem like en iinpossibility to thosewho' bare 'never .seen this perfornutnee,-So. believe that a man could so completely... fascinate a snake as to enable him to handle it in any manner he thought. proper, Without the least danger of she , snake's biting bite. lie had ten larger and venorntus snakes—ono viper, 64 black snake, ono copper bead moeciasip,. and seven rattle snakes. lie would put. them all together and plat* them round his neck, when they would rub their heads all over his. face in the mcist iA fectionatc manner. lie would then pat. them all together and place thorn in his. bosom next the flesh, and then path them out one at a timo. After them all in a box, he selected the-largest , - rattlesnake, prized open its month, and, exhibited to the astonished salience. tho large and dangerous fangs of this. detestable reptile.—Orange Chrosicic. larA singular suit for the recol'egy of the amount of& life insuntneopolicr, is in progress at Detroit. The sali v a' the widow for the recovery is resisted on the Bound that the policy holder, Mr. S. N. Holden, of Ann Arbor,.wits murdered in order to obtain the mp ney. The Company involved is the Mutual, of Now York; th. amoant $9000.. Sati3factory.L-44 Hallo, boy ! did 1 - 64. sou a rabbit cross the road there job, now ?" 44 A rabbit ?" "Yes ! be qnick!a.rribbit • - " Was it a kinderg,ruy vaxtigislAr " Yes ! yet !" 44. A longish creter,lsithisabort " Yes ; bo quick or ball pun his' 4 . row." " Had it long-,iegs hesWnil t , an& a g . oars 77' " Yes ! yes "And sorterjunco *lies 44 Yes, I tell you_" guar " Well, 1 haru'l asad , each: at. about. hero." AIWA' youth whohlasiosi to. wear matrimonial yoke had rut sufficient mink raga to "pop the question," On infinoes. ing his father of the difficulty he %Wild under, the old man replied ) quite v,. sionately, " why, you booby, bow 40 you think I managed when I gat '- rigid " Oh, ye's," said the grooming lover, "yon married mother, bat re. got to marry a strange girl" , iiirDomoe ratio principles ara isnot tabit-tbey are as pore virdlus of our atrovtions in deleat . as is —they' will &Hump% as aver, am} 16 very short period thepraseat4ampaes ry defeat will•be forgenton. • tar it is said to a poisetkowt sabetanea. Wite. drilitgot a woman sagarlio9l,m7 Sense. Snake Charmer. Y • ,