.1111M3 fi Ai .7 - pApER .
Tat owes** veloa ItotadaT
iternlag, 'by 14 1 ./Yrastaa s at $1,73 per
4 ,
. . i
..
sat un if : e i gy la aterascs-42,99 per 4 1
annum if so in advance. No enbscrip
tilt comae* at Tito Option •
TH PA :
pull' tithetdinll4 alrifharagits sfe`paid. • '
A u essetsaitltiaa inserted at the dual &tea. •
Jos Poo*nit ileac With neatness and dist
pritek, ilia at -nieeterate
thrtta. In Sonkis Baltimore street, dlreetly
opposite Watiplees Tinbinr Bstairlishment, one
and a half squares from the Court littuse l r
Cvitrissa" un the siga.
Co-Partnership
mOTICE. —The under;igned have assoeia•
ted with them in the Lumber business,
E. C. Bcvpen. They would therefore give no
tice that the business hereafter will be eon
ducted under the fres of' tinst.t.,.,BiNtrza
Cu., and they hove, by strict attention to
business and art earnest desire •to please, to
t rucrit a continuation of the liberal patronage
,41eretufore bestowed upon them.
PahLI.IN SMALL & CO.
'Lumber Yard,
Ols; North Gcogye Street, near Ike Railroad,
YORK, l'A.
We would invite the attention of Mechan
ics, Builders, and others, to our large and
well seleCted stud. of /.1'.I.(11E1t, consisting of
every description of White fine hoards and
Plank, Joint, &wittily; and Fencing. Also,
Pine and Clicsnut Shingles, Lulls, Pickets,
11'..,rked iquorisij awl Wealherboarding,
&c. We are prepared to CUT TO
oROEtt any size, quantity and quality of
it' TE• PINE &VA K L UMBER,
at the shirrtest„nutice, and have it delivered
to any point accessible by Railroad. We
also manufacture and keep on hand a gene
ral assortment of
SASH, DOORS ,
Shutters, 111indt, Wintlow Framer and Door
Frame
Orders for any sizes not on hand filled
with dispatch.
sarOur stock and assortment is equal to
nny uthcrs, and we are determined to sell at
tire lowest market pricer.
SarMl orders and communications ad
dressed to the untrensigned, at York, Pa., will
receive prompt, attention.
5.M.% LI, BENDER & •CO.
York, May 24; 1858. ly
Great Improvement
ICCM3AING STOVES.—consstmption of
1 - Smoke aed Cu.*, awl Satiny of Fuel.—
The subscriber wouLl respectfully inform the
public that he has added tc his former tarie
t7 of stoves, a new Patented Gar-lintimg
LOOK ISO STOVE.
It is well known that all inflammable mat
ter requires a certain amount of air to sup
port combustion, and if the supply is insuf
fieiciat, it is impossible to produce a flame.—
The heat of the fire, in ordinary cooking
stoves, decomposes the fuel, and as all the
freshitir is admitted under the grate, its
oxygen is exhausted before it has passed
through the fire-chamber. The close flues at
the top of the stove, then act as an extin
guisher, tendin: to pot out the fire, instead
of assisting the combustion. A large portion
of the fuel, therefore, passes off in the shape
of smoke, <dogging up the flues of the stove
Nu as to impede the draft acd interfere with
the baking,—or is which com
bines with the-Ugly) so-fleitroys the mor
tar of the chimaeys.lebseningthebricks, and
exposing the divelings to the danger of fire.
The introduction of an additional supply
of cold air, would cool the gas below the
igniting temperature, but by the proper ap
plication above the fire, ot air pretiuusly
heated to a temperature of several hundred
degrees (which is oue of the prominent fea
tures et the patent), the )101,_4C6 are inflamed
in numerous jets, and their combustion is
sufficient to heat the oven, even if the draft
through the fire„-chamber is entirely closed.
In addition to the''ordinary direct draft
ender the grate and through the flre-cham
lser, the gas-burner has an additional draft
through the top plates, which is of itselfbuf
ticient tv maintsin combustion. The upper
draft not only consumes the gases, but it
helps to strengthen and preserve the centre
pigeon, which are most exposed to the direct
action of the fire, and which are made double
instead of the usual single plates. By means
of this draft alone, all the operations of cook
ing can be carried on when the fuel is but
bartially ignited; and the 'fuel consequently
urns more slowly and more ellknomically.
A e i i icnt evidence of the effect of the
gases in heatin the oven, is found in the fact
that the oven will be ready fur baking, even
before the fire is thoroughly kindled, and
usual sooner than in any uther stove.
As o.w-burning Stoves are the order of the
day, the Gaz.burnirtg ClJoltin ,, a Stove *ill
not only be the leading stove of the present
season, but it will undoubtedly supersede all
others. Purchasers will, therefore, consult
their own interest, by seeing and examining
it before giving auysorders elsewhere. The
operation is so perfect, and its advantages'
are so etsily to be seen and understood, that
it readily commands, at retail, a t advance of
five or six dollars over the retail price of any
store of the same size.
AlOlO, ua 111111 d a variety of PALLOR. COAL
Srur Es—cheap.
ANDREW POLLEY,
• York St., Liettybburg.
Sept. b , 187)8. 4iu •
Howard Association,
PH ILADELPIIIA.—A Benevolent Institu
tion established by Special Endowment
for the Belief of the Sick and Distressed, af
flicted with Virulent and F:pidemic Diseases.
!dames of Hpidemies, it it The object of
this Institution to establisßlFTlospitals, to
provide -Nurses, Physicians, Clothing. Food,
'Medicines. dz., for the sick and destitute, to
fake charge of the orphans of deceased pa.
i•ents; and to minister in every possible way
to the"relief of the afflicted and the health of
the public at. large. It is the duty of the
Direetors,at such tinsel, to visit personally the
infected districts, and to provide and ext.cute
tneans of •relief. Numerous physicians, not
leiine thertibers of the Association, usually
enrol tames on its books, subject to be
• dulled upon to attend its hospitals, free of
chargie.
TU the absence of Epidemics, the Directors
have 'authorized the Consulting Surgeon to
;fee sdfice and medical aid to persons suffer
• tug tindorCIMONIC: DISEASES of a virulent
• otioracter, arisidg from abuse of the physical
• powers, ma.l46.tusent, the effects of drugs,
.to., ste. '
TatiousJtEPORTS and TRACTS on the
ruittiie anWristusent Clarelaic Diseases, by
the Consulting Surgeoti,lavelteen publish e d
"for gratuitous dittribution,' and will be sent
VBEE of CHARGE to the 'Misted.'
' , Andress, for Reports or tteataient, Dr.
OINSGE R. .CALUOUN, Consulting Sur
/p.m, llsyrsrd Association, No. 2 South Ninth
cy . failidelphis,
- 11 - Y Arder.of the Directors,
EZRA. D. EIEARTWELL, .
GAO. VAISCRILti, Seep..
W. 1858., ly .
NG.--Oeorge w ofir
ad lien
M l ake noose Spouting tad put up th
Ebr cash or countrl prOduee: Fa
noes all others Nriiiiinglheir kolli
bartisep . ot4etl,* *Old do well to g
thou' it - - w.AMVLER
-Apritlfl:lBsll.' -
• '
iputicty COrt.t
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• • - -Natutim. ,
vearivarr‘oe-favyri
laid far sale &OM Balintillialrey
eutaberaborg 131T60.
BY H. J. STAHLE.
417. YEAR.
A T PRIVATE SALE.—The subscribers,
4" Executors of A eatuss SNT DLit, deceased,
offer at Private Sale, that
DESIRABLE FARM,
on which decedent resided upwards of twenty
years, situate in Tyrone township. Adams
munty, adjoining lands of George Meckley.
Heim of Jacob Wulf, Anthony Dear
dorff, Samuel Deardorff, and David Hoover
containing
Z 2,2 ACRES. more or less
with Food proportions of Timber and Meadow
The improvement" consist of a
two-starry Weatherboarded Dwell
ing HOUSE, Bank Barn, Wagon
Shed and Corn Crib attached,
Cooper Shop, and ether out-bui dings ;
never-failing well, of water; one at the house,
the other at the barn ; and an excellent Ap
pIeORCUARD, with a variety of other choice
fruit. Oonowago Creek runs through the
Farm, and there are also two springs on the
property. The fenoes, nosed, of chesnut
rails, are good. and the land is in a good
state of c u oration, two-thirds of it having
beenlimed. The property will be shown by
Sathuel Bollinger, residing thereon.
Also, A TRACT OF MOLT:WAD:I LAND,
containing 7 acres, more or less, situate ir.
3lenallen township, Adams county. adjoining
lands of George Moakley, Jacob Guide*. and
others.
Jon x SNYDER,
FRECIERICK HOLTZ,
Sept. G, 1854. Executors.
I e-The sale notes- given • for personal
.rqperty of said deceased arstnow due, and
nutadiate payment is required. The noßos
arc in the hands of F. Holtz.
A T PRIVATE SALE—The subscriber,
" wishing to discontinue fanning, uffer4 ut
Private Sale, .
HIS FARM . , .
situate in Mountjoy townslitprditt the read
lending from the White Church to Bonier'',
Mill, adjoining lands of Jacob Schwartz,
Janice Rider, George Grohf, and others, con
taining 2:20 Acres, more or less, between 50
and GO acres of which. are Woodland, and a
large proportion of Meadow.—
The improvements are a Two- ;:
story Brick HOUSE, One-story
. if
Brick Back-building. Log Barn
Wagon Shed, Corn Crib, and all necessary
outhuildings,in good ordor, two never-failing
Wells of Water near the door, with pumps
in them P
• several springs on the farm ; 2
good Orcli ands, containing a variety of fruit,
Apples. Peaches, Pew., &e.
'Persons wishing to view the property
are requested to call on the subscriber. re
siding thereon.
GEORGE F. KALBFLEISCII.
Aug. 30,1858. 2m
Timber Lota. fitt
PRE subscriber lass still a few
inure valuable LOCUST and
CUESNUT TIMBER LOTS fur wile.
J. D. PAXTON.
Gettysburg, July 26, 1858.
Town Property, -
A T PRIVATE SALE.—The valuable Prop
" erty on the corner of West Middle and
Washington streets. now occupied by Mr.
Jueepti Little, is offered at private sale by
the heirs of the late Charles Ziegler. damm
ed. The improvements. are a large
Two-story Brick Dwelling HOUSE.
with a weatherboardal Back Build
ing. and the Shop- on the corner of the alley.
Fur information apply . to 1). Ziegler. Jr.
TIIE BEMS.
Sept. 6, 1&j8. 2m
Greatest Improvement
O F TII E .11.1E!—Jonee' Paleist ICEROSS.I7;
or COAL 01L LAMPS, unrivalled in
Beauty, Simplicity, Safety or Economy.—
ery person desalt% to obtain the eery best
and ckeapest portable light within their
reach, should call and examine these Lamps
before purchasing elsewhere, fur the reason,
Ist. That no acci4kut can occur by ex
plosion. •
21. That they emit No Ofensive Oder
while burning.
3d. That they are very easily trimmed.
4th. That they are easily regulated to give
more or less light.
sth. Tibet they barn entirely free from
smoke.
6th. That the light is at least 50 per cent.
cheaper than any uther light now in common
use.
These Lamps are adatlrably adapted fur
the use of Students, Mechanics, Seamstre.see,
Clitirchee, Stores. Hotels, and are high.
ly recommended for Family Use.
For sale by GILLESPIE & THOMAS.
•
June 14. 1838.
Dissolution of Partnership.
TILE Co-partnership existing between the
subscribers has been dissolved this day,
by mutual consent. We are much ibliged to
our friends and the public, for the liberal sop
port extended to us. Our books are plaZed In
the hands of Dunlop Paxton for collection.
and we earnestly request those indebted to us
to call and make immediate payment, as we
desire to settle the business of the firm with
out delay. DUNLOP PAXTON,
R. F. MIL DENNY.
Sept. 24. ISSB.
1 NRE subscriber having disposed of his in
tercet in the Store of Paxton &1111benny
to R. F. Wilhenny, respectfully asks the con
tinuance of his friends and customers to pa
tronize his successor, R. F. sFilbenny.
• DUNLOP PAXTON.
Sept. 27, 1858.
Hats, Caps, Boots &Shoes.
yow FOR BARGAINS!—The subscriber
having commencer business on his own
book', at the welt known stand of PAXTON &
AiqUIE.I7NT, at the S. E. Corner of Centre
--5/4• Ye. regPectfullxl“lllollDC*l to the qltiuns
of Gettysburg, and the public generally, that
he will constanq kaep Su hand a good stock
of goods line and will sell ebeap for
Cast. We intend to give oar eonitant at.
tention to businnit, with a 4isposition to
please the particular mites of every one who
may favor us with their patronage.
R. P. 1411-rlFikr.
Sept-2r. DAS.
fiLOTIIS, Cassisneres, and every article o
v.' Men's Wear, rood and ebenp at
• z • J. C. QUINN do BRO.'S.
ADILEWITSanti V.cofeetione, nice and fresh,
E.. just „from-the cis ,pse be had a t
~.......„, GI 4l. TH OMAS'.
AllEPU3W4eloirs- • wlolting to PH"
4•94 *sr _• • t ' I . well by eximia
-
La . , . , 4.. alroortment at
11. Iftsmors'.
.• • . r •‘-is,
T•• • i. • • istge lot of now
kw sad Ons a 4w i r., of all ilrib dither
eat Msl atibeensallest rofits,
at' ~.
- idr•Ziegier,Jra.
11+1,70V114PIPS elf slivisS4 lade. to. onlar at
.- 7 BI.:'-' - - ''' •
a il .*:" l i it Y
SON.
Valuable Real Estate,
A Valuable Farm,
A Card.
#tutorratic, ana Oeurnal.
ICSI
GFATTYSBURG, PA.: MONDAY, OCT. 18, 1858.
Ist i'oefo
Whew* desires a RUI *bends a R.T.
IT ILIZA COOK
We have faith in old proverbs full surely;
For Wisdom has traced what they tell,
And Truth may be drawn up as purely
From them u it may from "a well."
Let us question the thiekera and dokrs,
And bear what they honestly say,
And you'll lind they believe, like bold veers,
In "Where There's a will there's a way."
The hills have been high for )fan's mounting,
The woods have been dense for his axe,
The stars have been thick for his counting,
The sands have been wide for his tracks,
The sea has been deep for his diving,
The pole. have been broad for his sway,
but bravely he's proved it in striving
That "Where there's a will there's a *AT."
•
Rare ye vices that ask a destroyer'
Or pussions that need your control'
Let reason become your employer
And your b be ruled by your soul ;
Fight on, thougin'e bleed in the trial ;
Resist with all strength that ye may;
Ye may conquer BWs host hy denial,
For -Where there's a will there'r a way."
Wive ye Poverty's pinching to cope with?
bon suffering weigh down your might ?
Only call up a spirit to hope a ith,
!And dawn may come oat of the night.
.0 . 44 . much may be done by deffltrz
The gbo.t of Deepair and Diemay, •
And much may he gained by relying
On" Where there's • will there'd AI way."
Should ye see afsr Girths' worth % inning,
Set out on the journey with trust;
And ne'er heed if your path at beginning
Should be among brambles and dint;
Though it is but by foot steps ye do it,
And hardships may hinder sind stay,
Keep a heart, and be sure you'll get through it,
Fur " Where there's a will there's a way."
Seemlle Clear.
111 CAUII A. CLLR
Ye promised to wed in., Jessie Gray,
When the south winds rocked the clover,
When the heath was green, and the thistle red,
And the barley-harvest over;
Ye promised to wed me then, Jessie,
And light was my heart, and cheery,
As gaily 1 bound up my barley sheaves,
Aid thought u' my highland decry.,
And I emu, to claim ye now, Jessie,
My flower o' the laughing Yarrow:
Anal he lapsed her cheek, and whispered low,
Oh, remember, lore, to-morrow ;
And plashed hack her flaxen hair,
And toyed with beg plaided wimple,
Yet I knew that her sweet lips answered tette,
From the tell tale blush and dimple.
jSlshosing ilogi.ter.
scleet igit3cefißoij.
NAPOLDOWIS OLD GUARD.
Napoleon's "Otd Guard" gained, by
their many desperate instances of brav
ery, un immortality in history ; but
their •rand crowning was their despe
rate charge at Waterloo, which has tew
parallels in aneient or modern warfare.
They fought for their .adored Emperor,
and to retrieve the evil fortunes of the
day, and they felt as though To do so
would secure them immortal glory and
eternal bl:ss in the world of spirita.—
The most graphic and stiriing account
of that last fearful and fatUl struggle,
that we have seen, is from a recently
puhiished French work. If reads like
war itself—this i,
" During the day the artillery of the
Guard, - under Drouet, maintained its
old renown, and the Guard itselfhad
frequently been used to restore the Lit
tle in various parts t f tlwlrld, and al
ways with success. The English were/
fast becomiegeithaustest, said in an hour
more would doubtless have been forced
into a disastrous defeat, but, for the
timely orrice! of Bluehsr. But when
they saw him, with his B*,olXlPrusekians
approaching, their courage revived,
while Napoleon was tilled with amaze
ment. A beaten enemy alma, to form
a junction with the allies, while
Grouchy, who- had .been soot to keep
them in check; was nowhere to be seen !
Alai! What great plans a single ineffici
ent commander can overthrow.
" In a moment Napoleon saw that he
could not sustain the attack of so many
fresh troops if once allowed to form a
junction with the allied forces, and ho
determined to stake his fate on one bold
cyst, and endeavor to pierce the allied
eentre with a grand charge of.the,Old
Guard, and thus throw himself between
the two armies. For this purpose the
Imperial Guard was called up and divi
ded into two immense columns, which,
were to meet rin the British centre.—
Those under Raffle no sooner entered
the fire than it disappeared like mist.—
The other was placed - ender Noy, 'the
bravest of the bravo,' and the order to
advance given. Napoleon accompanied
them part of the way down thershipe,
and halting for a few minutes in s hol
low, addressed them a few words. Ito
told them the battle rested with them,
and that ho relied on their valor, -tried
in &weeny fields. 'live l'Emperear I'
answered him, with a shout th at was
heard spore t he thunder of artillery.
"The wholo continental struggle ex
hibited no sublimer spoetaele
last effort of linpOlon to save his sink
ing Emplie: The greatest military
skill - and- energy world
had been taxed to theatinost=
day. Tnrones 'Welt tottering on the
.turbulent 9ab:4mnd therskredows of file
tiro kjagi titled .thrsugb4ha sake of
the battle. Bonapirtes startrotabled
in 'the senitia-.-note blaming oat in its
•vlefsdar, lecsetqaMai before his
"MOTU 18 MIGUTT, AND WILL PRXVAIL."
anxious eye. The intense anxiety with
which hip watched the advance of that
column, and the terrible response lie
endured when the smoke of the battle
wrapped it from sight, and the utter
despair of his great heart when the cur
tain lifted over a fugitive army, and
the despairing shriek rung out, The
Guard recoils!' I The Guard recoils!'
makes us for a moment forget all the
carnage in sympathy with his distress.
"Thee Old Guard felt the pressure of
the immense responsibility, and resolv
ed not to prove unworth y of the greet
trust committed to it . Nothing could
be More imposing than its movement to
the assault. It had never recoiled be
fore a human foo, and the allied forces
behold with awe its firm and steady:id
ea:fee to the final charge. For a mo
ment the batteries stopped playing and
the firing ceased along the British lines,
as, without the beating of a drum or a
bugle-note to cheer their steady cone
age, they moved in dead silence over
tie field. Their tread was like mused
under, while the dazzling helmets of
the curiassiers flashed long stream* of
light behind the dark and terrible mass
that swept in one strong wave along.—
Theiteru 1)rouot ma* there amid his
gun!, and on every brow was written
the unalturuWe resolution to cunt iuor
or die. The oext moment the artillery
opened, and the head of.that gulkint
column seemed to sink into the earth.
Ralik after rank went. down„yet they
neither stopped nor faltered. Dissolv.
ing squadrons and whole battalions dis
appearing ono idler another in the de
structive tire affected not their Wendy
courage. The ranks closed up as be
hire, and each treading over his fallen
comrade, pressed unflinchingly on.'
" The horse which Ney rode fen un
der him, and scarcely had ho 'mouuted
another before it alsusank to the earth,
and so another and another, tilt five in
succession had been shot under biro.--
Then, with his drawn sabre, ho march
ed sternly at the head of his column.—
In vain did the artillery hurl its storm
of iron into that living mass. Up to
the very muzzle they pressed, and driv
ing the artillery men from their pieces,
eshod on through the English lines.
p
Ilia just as the victory seemed won, a
filo of„soldiers, who lied laid fiat on the
ground, behind a low ridge of earth,
suddenly rose and poured a volley into
their very face. Another and another
followed, till one broad sheet of flame
rolled on their bosoms, and in such a
fierce and unexpected flow that they
staggered ',dere it. Before the Gnaid
laud time toraily again and advance, a
heavy column of Pliantly fell on its left
flank in close and deadly volleys, caus
ing it, in its unsettled Asto r to swerve
to the right. At that instant 'a whole
brigade of cavalry thundered on the
right dock, and penetrated where caval
ry had never gone before.
"That intrepid Guard could ,have
borne up against the unexpected fire
from soldiers they al not see, and
would have rolled back the infantry
that boldly charged its left flank, but
the cavalry finished the disorder! into
which they bad been momentarily
brown, and broke the shaken ranks
before they had time to-reform, and tlio
I eagles of that hitherto invincible guard
were pushed backward down the Slope.
It was then the Army, seised with de
spair. shrieked out, The Guard recoils 1
The Guard recoils !' and turned and fled
,in wild d smay. To see the Guard in
confusion was if sight they had never
before beheld, and it froze every heart
with terrer. Still those veterans re
rased to fiyi rallying from their disor
der, they funned Into two'lrriindese
t squares of eight battillions and larned
fiercely on the enemy, and strove to
stein the reversed tide of battle.
" Fur a long time they stood and lei
.the cannon-halls plow through their
ranks, disdaining to turh theirhadittion
the foe. %whet, at the head ofAlielie
battalions, time:Alike& lion. To trawl*
conituatut of •the•esimuy to surrender,
lie replied, The_tleard .dies—tt never
surreedere; and :1114th 'his last breath
bequeathing this'gkitious motto to the
Guard; he fell a witness to its truth.-
1 Death traversed those eight battalions
with such rapid footsteps that they soon
dwindled away to two, which tented in
hopeless daring on the overwhdlming
number that pressed their retiring
footsteps. • . .
" Last of all but a single battalion,
the debris of 'the column of granite' at
Marengo, was left. Into this Napoleon
flung himself. Cambronne, its breve
I commander, RAW with terror the Em
peror in its frail keeping. Ile was not
struggling for victory, ho was intent
only on showing how the Guard should
die. Approaching the Emperor, ho
cried out, 'Retire ! Do you not see
that death has no need of your and
elesieg -Mournfully yet sternly round
theirexpi ring eagles, those brave hearts
j bade Napoleon an eternal adieu, and,
flinging themselves on the enemy, were
soon piled with the enemy at their feet.
" Many of the officers-mere seen to
destroy _ themselves rather than to
suffer defeat. Thus greeter In its
own defeat than any. other onrpg of
men iti gaining a victory, the Old Guard
passed fmm the stage and the curtain
dropped upon its swinge career, It
hadlasgat liest battle,',
• agrAu Irishman, near Itostpn, be
coming greatly alarmed recently at the
severity of the %header-and lightning,
fell suddenly upon his knees* and ex
claimed :—'.o Lord; forgive us, aad
stop shit." •
• ser - A. dying WU& Iddiaßlantor,
groaning to his (smite Uogro netrat,
.sighed out: " 4.hAuubo, r=a,
long journay." "Novii.hil64 II
said tha negrooompotingty,-"hilnibil de
NTS ' dorm Wile': . . .
• Christ, not a Writer.
One of the most remarkable facts in
the history of Christ is, that ho left no
writings behind him, and the only re
cord there is of his writinganything is
in the case where "he stooped down
and with his finger wrote upon - the
ground." What he *rote then and
there,' no ono knows; though perhaps
the most platutiblo conjecture is, that he
wrote the answer to 41la question,
whether the woman taken in the set of
adultery should be stoned? " lie that
is without sin amongst you, let him
casts
. stalso at her." Reader; did this
strange fact ever occur to you, that the
greatest reformer that over lived—pro
fessedly the i 'no teacher sent of God
to reveal his truth to the world--whose
teachings have survived the wreck of
ages, and now commands the credence,
the respect,-and the most profound ad
miration (bribe enlightened world, and
who is claimed as the "author and fin
isher" of the great system of faith and
prficti,v, has left bellied him no sen
tence of his writings, and those un
known characters written with his fing
er in the sand, constitute the sum total
of all his writings of which there is any
account? .
Is there, or has there ever been, since
the invention of letters, or even rude
hieroglyphics or any such thing, a eve
tent of religion whose founder did not
taloopecial pains to ream his teach
ings to writing, and thus give them an
exact and permanent form?
The Bottom of the Atlantic.
It has been now Eatis fa ctori ly ascer
tained, by Lieutenant Maury, that the
basin of . the Atlantic ocean is a lung
trough separating the Old World front
the New, and extending probably from
polo to pole. From the top of Chimbo
razo to the bottoin of the ocean, at the
dLepest place reaced by the pl u mmet in
the Northern Atlantic, the distance in
a vertical line is nine miles. The deep
est part of the north Atlantic is proba
bly somewhere
,between the Bermudas
and Grand Bank*. The waters of the
Gulf of Mexico are held in a Basin about
a mile deep in the deepest part. There
is at the bottom of the sea between
Cape Raw and liowtouridland and
Cape Clear in Ireland, a remarkable
steppe, which is already known as the
"telegraphic plateau." The great circle
distautx; betwo n these two shore lines
is sixteen hundred miles and the sea
along this route is probably nowhere
more than ten thousand feet deep.
A Merited Coipliment
Col. Alfred W. Johnson, of 31e., in a
'peel,' &short time since, paid the pres
ent .administration the 'following de
served compliment;
"I cannot close without saying that
I hays entire txmfidence in the ability,
integrity in . (' patriotism of the present
national ezenutive. I know the admin
istration of Jumni Buchanan has been
bitterly assailed by many at the north
and by the extremists at the south. I
know that our altra men here say that
the 'administration has accomplished
nothin so far for the good of the na
tion. }}-- I point them with pride to tile
sappelesi.ion 'of filibustering at the oa
t:vote south; the crushing out of rebel
lion in Utah, without bloodshed; tho
sending of a floc% into the gulf to sus
tain our national honor and to punish
insults' tb our national flag in settling
the question of the right of search. I
point to tho sew systems of economy
introduced into the public service. I
point to the admirablO foreign p ol icy
of the administration, and I cha llenge
objections from the opposition."
ciety, and claims the first prise. .Ito is
..A singoilar Trotting Matels.—We learn , asked todereribe the act of humanity
from Porter's spirit that the double '"b n which ho founds his elsim.
harness trotting match.between . Lancet mea d th e Ire o r a w0 1e, ,, relies
and Lantern, to which we alluded soma t h e coun t ryman , 4. I m i g h t easily !rave
weeks educe, - is to come effseinc time in killed him with this bludoon," and he
'tuber. :As the terms of the riteelle sw i ngs hi s weapon in the air, to the
not preclude the' selection of any k i nd Intense discomfort of the President.
of a horse to go with, the probability " But where was this wolf?" inquires
is, either that both hereon will ennin on the latter, "what had he done to you ?"
the donne witikcompanious faster than "iii had just devoured my wife," is
themselves, and in order to secure that, I t h e rep l y :
their 'yoke-folio ws must be either pacers The President reflects an instant and
or running horses; for none-other can then says, "II y friend, lam of opinion
go with either Lancet or Lenient over thatyou haveleen sufficiently reward.
the ground at the . rate of 1:1 2 to the 04. ,,
half mile . In view of this necessity,
Col; Hall has procured s smooth-run
ning horse from Virginia; and it is not
unlikely that Lancet, may come tci the
score fixed in the same *ay. The
match will, consequently, be a very
novel one
Corn Oysters.Tako a dosed ears of
corn, ctho white sour amnia the best,)
grate It off tho cob, add to it 'one pint
of new milk, two teaspbonfills of ground
pepper, one of salt, a teacup of }lair;
stir together, and fry them small in hot
butter as gnddlo cakes. • Sond them to
the table hot and covered. To be eaten
with butter. ' Good at any meal, but
fine for tea, and very much resembling
oysters.
A Areak Discovered in tite Atlantic Ca
. workmen employed in out
tins up the cable in the machineshop at
the Brooklyn navy-yard found a break
a short time iinCe in the communicating
copper wire about tbree•igbths of an
inch loig, throligh which the saw pass.
ed in the Bola gut4a-perchs, showing
that the disconnection must have oc.
°erred daring the process ‹ofimanufac
ture, sad therefore touting to the very
great probability that other similar les
sons 'nay have occurred in.other patio
"of the alibis. What have the eleetri
liaßS tc say in regard to this fact,
which Is' Teilahly aythenticatod
Y. Tiiie4. •
•
1/o"Wby is the mow of Alsbanas like
the basset ore saldieesnutskat? 134essiii
end has a bapop4S. .
TWO DOLLAILS A-YEAR.
Nog la I Hog Out!
A good one is told of a worthy deacon
in the City of 9., in Northern Ohio.—
The deacon was the owner and overseer
of a large porkpacking establishment.
His duty was to stand at the bead of
the scalding trough, watch in hand, to
"tube" the length of the scald, crying
"Hog in I" when the just slaughtered
hog was to be thrown in the through,
and "Hog out I" when the watch told
three minutes. One week the press of
business compelled the packers to unus
ually hard labor, and Saturday night
found the deacon completely exhrtsted.
Indeed, ho was almost sick the next
morning when church time came; but
ho was a loading member, and it, was
his duty to *tend the usual Sabbath
service, if he could. lie went. The oc
casidb was one of unusual solemnity, as
a revival was in progress. The lauds
ter preached a sermon well calculated
for effect. Ilia peroration was a climax
of great beauty. Assuming the attitude
of one intently listening he recited to
the breathless auditory:
"Hark t thy whisper •,, Angels say—"
"Rog out !" clime from the deacon's
pew, in a stentorian voice. The astokt
tshod audience turned their attention
from the ;wencher. Ile went on, how
ever, unmoved—
"Sister spirit, come away!"
"Rog .out ."f shouted .the deacon—r
"tally four."
This was too much for the preacher
and audience. The latter smiled, some
P a ick ervd audibly, while a few boys
broke fur the door to " split their sides"
laughing, outside, within•full hearing.
Thu preacher was die:smeorted entirely
40 wn,aroso again—pronounced
a brief benediction, and dismissed the
anything else than solemn-minded
hearers. The deacon soon came to a
realizing sense of his unconse.ioua inter
lude, for his brethren roprimandod him
severely.; while the boo caught the
infection of the joke, and every possible
occasion afforded an opportunity for
them to say, "Hog fa!"—" /fog out!"
A Cate 'hakes.
4 , Early this morning, the scholars of
ono of our district schools were agreea
bly surprised to find written upon the
outside door, d No Scale,' and the most
of them inude preparations to enjoy the
holiday—not dreaming but that it was
a genuine order. It appeared, how
ever, that a roguish youth, a lover of
mischief mom than his books - , had writ
ten in large letters the joyful newt.—
'No Sunk' was the notice posted ap ;
the idea we understood, bat the spell :
ing was bad. Tho .altorimooa brought
ell together; and, in the stern visar of
the master enough was seen to convince
us that all was not right-'-ho had been
outwitted, laud now came the tug of
war. i
" He wen ordered the laws to appear
before his presence, and, one by one,
criticised ar spelling, as fer as the word
school Va. concerned. They stood the
test, until the hero, with histonsic phis,
made his Appearance, who, with cold
donee, distinctly said— .
" S.C.U• ke !" .
1 4 The master took him ky . the collar,
and, with a joyful expression at , the
onetime of the ruse, laid on the birch
right merAly."
i Wt. or Wolf.
In France the Society Ibr the Pro
tection of Animals does not enjdy that
popular respect. whiqh if, deserves, .the
small wits of the capital ind.&ng in
endless joke* at its expense. he last
joke is to this effect: &countryman,
armed wjth an immense oluh, presents
himself before the President of the So-
, ationgo.-L-What sometimes takes
place in Chicago may be imagined by
an anecdote told - by a Western paper,
which is, in substance, that a produce
operator from the State of New York
:bought a lot of ",stubtail" corn on
speculation, put it safely in a store
house, then amused himself at billiards,
horse riding, and carriage promenad
ing,tmd an exceedingly severe spree,
the latter occupying alone a period of
some four or five days: When he re
covered the first thing ho asked for was
a cocktail the second a newspaper.—
He found from the market reports that
cora had so risen in price that he conk'
sell at a profit of eleven thousand eight
hiandred dollars! Of course be im
proved his chance, pocketed his money.
and went home to his wife and children
a wiser and a bettor than.
Boy!," said a pedagogue, "what
j 4 the mesaintof all that racket in the
school ?"
Bill Sikes, sir, who is all the
time imitating ',locomotive." -
"Come up lieno,William , ;, if.you have
turnmi 'nine locomotive it is high time
you were !twitched oft."
oGrA. tale of torgol--41 c°ll
- min othor, words his *arra
thoc with fbai bundles fire•oraokers
and yid pa& attached.. • .
.42
strA dandy Lately awaiiedinlowa
whir kegs so aliteemied-that; the an
thorides had' kioirailloomioo he
he had.ao maim of extppert• ';
inp..lllllll.lp yip • NMI
Mr. Bgav a ilinit HAE-
Ikynevit
We monery - whoa
ruptcd succadi 1111 rade hod die**,
wonder, and s m4ed the inaterkitillbe
the gossip of the town to wren ,years.
Being of &miller turn orsuind, he was
frecpeotly Intetrogatoil Mg the subject,
and infarlahly gate as the secret of hi
succe s s, that be, *ded his own' Wei-
A gmitleiliret Mr. Bones a the Assanipink ge. He was guaiag
intently on the dashing foaming waters=
as they fell over ti ip dam. He wash 11001.•
don tly in a brown study. Our fHind
ventured to disturb hie cogitations.
4r. Bones, 411 me bow bc.inake r a
thousand &Jinni." - -‘•
Mr. 13. continoed looking intatißrier
the water. At last he veinturidniieW
ly
P ,
" Do you see that dun; my friend,"
" Certainly I do."
" Well, here you may /earn the ato
cret of making money. The water
would waste away and be of no firsett. '
cal use to anybody but' fbittie date.— '
That dam turns it to good account.,
makes it perform some uselkl
and then suffers it to pass along.
large paper mill is kept •in constant
motion by this simple economy. any
months are fed by the manufacture of
paper, and intelligence is scattered
broadcast, over the land on the sheets
that, are daily turned out; and In the
different, proosases through which it
money is made. So ibis in the '
pages
l of hundreds of - People. They get
enough of money. It passes through
their hands every day, and at the year's
end they are no better off. What is
the reason ? They want a dam. 'their
expenditures are increasing and no
practical good is attained. They west
them dammed np, so that nothing will
pass through their hands without bring.
in something back—without wow
pushing some useful purpose. Dun_ ttili
your expenses and you will won' Wits '
enough, oceasionlly to spare a litthOtat •
like that dam. Look at it, my frisud 1". .
—Trenton True American.
-NO. 3.
Tho Philadelphia Jour:fat gives the
following account of the manner in •
Which a couple of sharpers get hottst, .
their own game, in attempting to boos
a wagon ) man who had "read the pa-,
pore." A gentleman froth Missouri,
lodging at the Girard House, was invi
ted by a neiv-made acquaintaneerio
take a walk, and consented. The par—
ty bad not gone far when • they were,
joined by another individeal, who alike&
the first friend of the Missourian Whim
goods had been shipped. Yes, was the•
reply, and No. 3 produced a bill of the'
denomination of $lOO, with which ha.
desired to pay a balance - due No. 2.. lA('
course the western gentleman was ap
plied to for change. Thereupon the
western gentleman detected the flavor
of a large-sized rat, and requeeted•bie
friends to go back with him to the hotel,.
where he would be able to oblige him
in the way desired. An adjournment
was accordingly made to his rtmni•
wherein the Missourian dellbotatelr
locked the otheri fast, only to appear a
while after with ar. agreeable accession
to the party in the person of a pollee
man, who, in violation of all neared
polite so ciety, seized upon theirper
sons, and had them locked up -toese.
where eine.
SiIPA kind-hearted little spousa l bon.
neted and &bawled, very% reeently - m•
pearod at the door of s room wherabin
good natured llegolord was abouakrin
dolga in a comfortable snoo_fe. “ MYyyrr
dear, lam going Oopping. IVEit thfin
I bring you to comfort you ?" 64 1 dont%
know, love ;' I don't think of anything
want particularly, just now. 4:1130*
and kiss me. wiH tell'you,hbwerut,
what I don't want .you to bring me.."-.
44 What is it, pray ?" Tray; don' t r brlng
me in debt."
MirA mischievous boy, having Boa
possession of his grandfather?*
,spe . o.
tacks, private!) , Wok oat the ems*,
find when the old gentleman pat'tlieffs
on, finding ho could not see,- exclaimed
"Morey on me, I've lost my sight!"
but. thinking the impedimeit to vision
s trilglit be dirtiness of the gleam,
took them off to wipo them,'Whefloickt.
fueling them, he, still more frightened.
cried out, "Why, what's come now? I've
last my feeling too !"
- To Take Ink out of Linen.nhlditollll
and clerks will learn with pleftstutthat N
to take a piece of tallow, melt if, sad
dip the spotted part of the linen int&
the melted tallow, the linen' sent - be
washed and the spot will diasppar
without injuring the linen. , • -
The Force of Ecdniple.—A notilriaio
is said to be springing up beta ftita the
Utah and Piedes Indians of Web Ter
ntory, that of buying and ssigiNg
squaws. They have, no dolibt, 1 4 9 A
studying the domestic economy &Agit
Mormon neighbors, and are endeavoring
to improve upon that higklymoraloode,
Apos.,lt is said that the rind orApihe
apple placed on eholvos.and other phifte.
frequented by ants and eockrosebes will
drive then] away. There is no berm
in trying it, provi4ing a pineapple can
be had. „
IA phi lesoptiieal travelltr appals re
Co be specula ting upsiii :the ago the
Mississippi river. We *dd., it man
could tell the ago of the 'Father of 'ea
ten as joelcies do that of !rotes--by
looking at thd snags is his umkottb L
ler Somebody, wo POO,
wrote the "following" dispatch' Obi' the
@goon to sond to the Pr&hiliti4 7 sfttr
tho cable broke t ' Mr. Belhita
otrile t pitee.overhoartl,awtherig: . oP."
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esruria l judii; tirterlssZt
&bird 'discourse &oaf , * •er,
adiksed• bum to pluck
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train the wins or his jiessiptstliefrosed
put them iethe tsil,444lll6lSidstsesk.
sir A wise girl would will /defer by
penalising "those virtues w
admiration *bed prrsonnt (Av.
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