.131 r H. J. STAHLE. 407 YEAR. TERMS OF THIS PAPER war. The Republican Compiler is published every Monday morning, by HIM ItY J. STA HUI* at $1,73 per annum if paid in advance-42,0Q per annum if not paid in advance. No sub script-ion discontinued, unless at the option of the publisher, until all arrearages are paid. veradvertisements inserted at the usual rates. Job Printing dune, neatly, cheaply, and ve:t.la dispat h. sir'iffice in South Baltimore Areet,'direet ly opposite Wampler's Tinning Establish= ment, one and a half squares from the Court house, "Conrit.sa" on the sign. One Dollar & Seventy-five Cents, PAID IX AD VANCE, Will Secure the Regular Visit of ct eoh)piieir, " to the Home of any Family in the County. ITS PERUSAL WILL Afford Instruction and Amusement. FOR FATH E RS, MOTHERS, BROTHERS AND SISTERS, OLD AND roux(} , MALE ANLI FEMALE. No family should be. without the Compiler. am. 81,75 could be splint in no more profitable manner thin by subscribing for the "Comma," which will furnish you with all the news of the day, the markets, the marriages and we deaths occurring in the communifjOith choice selections of literature, poetry, wit and humor, and all that will go to make up a first-rate Family Newspaper. Ad dress the Editor and Propr:eor, llENtty J. STAULE. May 18. JOB PRINTING. iiirWe are better prepared than ever to execute JOB PRINTING, in its rar d it3l bra nrhes. With two Presses, an 'an unusually large assortment of jobbing letter and other materials, the public may-rest assured that for neat ness and expedition in d4ing work,the "Costmut" - Ottiee " can't be beat." JUST FROM THE CITY, With a Larger Stock than Ever T.A.coa NORBECK has just received. from •' the city a large stuck of GROCERIES, rim, &u..—the largest he has yet offered to the public, and which he is now opening, at hie new lo...ation. Kerr's Corner, on Baltimore street. Give him a call ! 'You will find, his Coffee, Sugar, Molasses, Salt, Teas, and everything else, the best and the cheap est to be had in town—he having bought at low rates, and being determined to sell fast at small profits. Recollect, Kerr's old corner, Baltimore and High Streets. . Gettysburg, May 11, 1657. ADAMS COUNTY Mutual Fire Insurance Company. Incorporated March 18, 1851 =I Pr es ident —George Swope. Vice President—S. R. Russell. Secretary—D. A. Buehler. Treasurer—David M'Creary. Executive CO 44 M ittee Robert McCurdy, Andrew Heintselrnan, Jacob Kin". 31 ANAcx as.—George Swope, D. A. Buehler, R. M'Curdy, Jacob King. A. Heintzelmart, I). 1 1 41'Creary. J. J. Kerr, M. Eichclherger, S. R. Russell, A. B. Karts, Andrew Polley. S. Fahnestock, Win. B. Wilson, IL A. Picking, IVni. it. M'Clellan. John Wolford, R. G. Mc- Creary, John Horner, E. W. Stable, J. Augh inbaugh, Abdiel F. Gitt., This Company is limited in its opera tions to the county of Adams. It has been in successful operation for more than six years. and in that period has paid all losses and ex penses, witiund any assessment, baring also a large surplus capital in the Treasury. The Company employs no Agents--all business 7 being done by the Managers. who are nual ly elected by the Stockholders. Any erson desiring an Insurance can apply to an of the above named Managers for further -infor mation. serTho Executive CommV t, meets at the office of the Company on the Wednesday in every month, at 2, P. M. Sept. 28, 1857. NEW FIRM. Family Groceries and Confections THE undersigned have purchased the Gro cery Store of E. H. MINNIGH. on the Northwest corner of the Diamond. formerly occupied by A. B. Kurtz, where they invite the attention of all who may wish Groceries, Confections, Fruits—Coffee, Tea, Sugar, Mo lasses, Sdit, Starch, Soda, Spices of all kinds, Lemons, Figs, A!monds. ,tc. Also, a fine as sortment of chewing and smoking Tobacco, Segura, Snuff, Ate. „..'Country P r oduce ta ken in exchange for Goods. September 7, 1857 WM. BOYER £ SON, The Franklin House, (FORMERLY THE GULDEN lICIRSE,) Corner of Franklin and Howard Streets, BALTIMORE. DANIEL 111e4..:0Y, PROPRIETOR. SorPermanent and Transient I3oarders ac commo dated with First-Class Board and Pleasant BOOMS. CHARGES IdontasTl. IL K. CADY, General Superintendent. Sept 2&. GI:IAL I—Persons desiring to lay in their Winter's supply of Coal, will please send in their orders st once, as it can be furnished cheaper,from wagons than from the Yard.— Otfu3a3TWest Middle street. StLEADS & BUEHLER. LOUR, CORN & OATS bought at all times by J. ISOB.BRCK, corner of Baltimore and nigh streeis.• CANDLES AT 16 CENTS.—A first rate article of Muuld Candles can be had, at 16 cents per pound, at NORBECK'S, Kerr's old corner. - }UE ENS Pir ARE, China, Glass and &ope n, Wars—a large assortment and selling chi*, st Co max it Parrom's. JgWELRY & STATIONERY—soy quan tity and the best stock ever brought to this place. If you doubt it, call in and see firfrates—st SCHICK'S. rrs, Ribbon+, Parasols and Shawls, *II had vary cheap at - PARIGSSTOCKS'. .• A StringßlOß article of Illsiek Lead for 1-2 ‘ 141111 " ig tra rta m A DEMOCRATIC AND FAMILY JOURNAL. the 1-41,n0t. THE 80.21"0 OF THE CAXP. A CRUNINAN INCIDENT I= "Give WI a song!" the soldier cried, The Outer trenches guarding, When the heated guns of the camps allied Grew weary of bombarding. The dark Redan, in silent scoff, Lay grim end threatening under; And the tawny mound of the Malakoff No longer belched its thunder. There was a pause. The Guardsman said: We storm the forts to-morrow ; , Siag while we may, another day Will bring enough of sorrow." They lay along the battery's side, Below the smoking cannon— Brave hearts. from Severn and from Clyde, And from the banks of Shannon. They sang of love, and not of fame ; Forgot was Britain's glory ; Each heart recalled a different name, But all sang "Annie Laurie." Voice after voice caught up the song. Until its tender passion Rose like an anthem, rich and strong— Their battle-eve confession. Dear girl, her name he da - red not speak, Yet as the song grew louder, Something upon the soldier's cheek Washed off the stains of powder. Beyond the darkening ocean burned The bloody sun-set's embers, While the Crimean valleys learned liow English love remembers. At once again the fire of hell Rained from the Russian quarters. With scream of shot and burst of shell, -And bellowing of the mortars. And Irish Nora's eyes are dim For a singer, dumb and gory ; And English Mary m9urns for him Who sang of "Annie Laurie." Ah, soldier ! to your honored rest Your truth and val m bearing, The bravest are the tendereq,-- The loving are the daring. 011/ ( 7- 721 titit " phi 15P.11:10 : it6flV:ii DO Al BY B. P. SIIILLABER That was a strange school at Rocky Valley—a perfect democracy—for the scholars always had their own ray, and settled the matter with the utmost promptness regarding tkoir teachers.— If they liked him, good ; if not, down with him. The consequence was that the teachers in the Rocky Valley school had not succeeded very well in advane ing the minds - of the youthful republi cans entrusted to their charge. The boys acted their own pleasure about study, and never troubled themselves much whether they learned anything or not—at any rate the school master"didn ' t dare to lick 'ein" in ease offailure. At last the parents, as they saw the small pro ficiency their boys wore making, looked into it a little, and being shrewd and sensible people, guessed at the difficulty. They at once advertised for & now teacher, and distinctly specified that he must possess nerve and spirit—under stood by the very expressive term " backbone." Several presented themselves for trial. Young students came, with excellent recommendations, bat they stayed only a day or two. They could not with stand the ridicule and opposition they had to encounter. There were large boys in the school, and the teacher measured the muscular development of the scholars in his estimate of his chan ces of success in the event of a struggle. It was a queer state of things in Rooky Valley. The boys - were not really malicious boys, and were naturally bright and capable, but their leader, a lad about sixteen, was a hard case—the master of them all by conquest—and held a sway over them such as-the grandest monarch in the world holds over his subjects.— They acknowledged his power, and be lieved him to be invincible. It was his word that had decided the profeebional fate of all the teachers. After a year's bootless trying to se cure a teacher, one made his appearance, passed examination creditably, and was accepted by the school committee. A notice:was placed on the door of the school house and on the door of the church, that school would begin on Monday following, under the charge of Mr. Judson, and the minister read the notice ‘from the pulpit. Speculation was rife as to the new teacher, and as few had seen him, many questions were asked with regard to him. The boys held a special caucus, at which, of course, Bid, Brown was moderator, and it was voted that the new master must be put down, as it was the best fishing season, and the books would interfere with the sports of the brooks. On Monday morning the boys were seen moving in little knots towards the school-house, busy with their plans of operation. "I wonder how big he is ?" said Seth Goodwin • "I hope he isn't one of them savage fe llers." "I don't care bow big he is, nor how savage he is," said Bill Brown; "if he vker't orelk. Spanish is less than a week, thing 1 Ws my guess.", GETTYSBURG, PENN'A.: MONDAY, OCT• 19, 1857. " I don't know how wo are going to learn anything if we don't have a teach er," said a little voice of the number. "You shut up," said the leader; "I don't want to hear anything like that again." The boy was silent,'and they walked on, still talking of the now teacher, un aware of the proximity of a delicate looking stranger, apparently about twenty years old, who was. walking in the some direction with themselves.— They approached the school-house, and when they got there they became con scious of the presence of the pale young man in their midst. "Good Inorning, my lads," he said, smilingly; "we are to begin a new ca reer together to-day, and I sincerely hope we shall like each other. I shall try everything in my power to please you that is consistent with duty. and I shall expect the same from you. I with you to regard me as your friend at the commencement, and I shall certainly act from friendly feeling. I like your appearance,' and believe that we shall have but little trouble in agreeing." The speech evidently made an im pression, but Bill Brown went around whispering, "That's all bosh, for I see the shape of a cowhide in his pocket," which awakened, as he intended it, should, a combative spirit in all he spoke to. They went into the school; the boys took their places, and the master mounted his tripod. But little was done in the morning. The restlessness of ar rangement and the getting used to the school-house produced confusion, and the commencement of business was de ferred until the next day. The school was dismissed at noon, and master and scholars separated—the former with an impression that he had a vigorous and a bright sot of boys to manage—a little hard in the mouth, perhaps, but who could be made tractable—and the latter that the teacher could be managed by the persuasive force of strong arms, but that it was best to wait and see how things would work. They came together with the same feeling the next morning; classes were formed and all preliminaries settled, and everything commenced as happily as need be desired. The toddler's heart was happy in the thought of his success, when, glancing down through a lune of boys, he detected an improper gesture from Bill Brown, and saw it repeated, even though the boy's eyes, ho knew, were fixed upon lin; own. " Young man, come up here," he said in a gentle btit firm tone. Brown looked round upon his compan ions, and with a fierce movement of bravado loft his seat and approached the master. " I expect a spirit of obedience in my school, niy young friend," said the teacher, "and shall insist upon it." "I don't care what you expect," growled the young ruffian ; " I should like to see you help yourself." The teacher bit his lip, while his face whitened, especially as ho heard a li , snickering ugh spread around among the scholars, ut he showed no other signs of tem r, unless it might have appeared in his eye. " Will you return to your seat and be have yourself?" said he, "and thus re move the necessity for my helping muy self." "No, I won't," was the reply. "Then," said the young teacher, "you shall tie made to obey me." He reached to his desk as he spoke, and took his ruler therefrom, when, turning to the rebel, be told him to hold out his hand. The boy, with a surly and impudent brow, kept his hand per sistently in his pocket s • looking, at the same time, around the school for en couragement. He evidently regarded the matter as easy of conquest. and felt sufficient strength within himself to cope with the schoolmaster. " Hold out you hand, sir," the teach er repeated, in a more oommanding tone. Refusing to obey,he received a smart rap on the knuckles from the ruler, when, drawing his right hand suddenly from his pocket, he. we the teacher a very severe fillip on the side of the head, and then "pitched in." In a moment the school was in confusion. ' The bold er boys mounted the benches to see the progress of ,the row, and the timid sat trembling, waiting te result very anx iously. The master, when thee assailed, did nothealtate for &moment. His delicate frame seemed to dilate with the spirit evoked by the young ruffian, and a sinewy strength to pervade him. He was smaller than his antagonist, but had, by judicious training, developed his muscle in a powerful degree. lie threw his ruler away and grappled with his antagonist, and the struggle for mastery commenced in earnest—science against strength. The boys evidently thought their associate needed no assistance, for they did not move to aid him, and thus the field was left to the two com batants. • They swayed this way and that way, back and forth, hither and thither, straining and striving, pulling and jerk ing, till, with a master-stroke of science, the master brought his papa forward on his knees, and ehen, by an adroit twist, turned him over on his Lack, like a turtle at Hall's waiting fur the immo lating knife. Immediately improving his opportun ity, ho throw himself upon his prostrate foe, and commenced mauling him in the most improved chancery mode—ham mering away at him, perhaps in a man ner not exactly sanctioned by the rules of the ring, but fully justified by the exigency of the ease.- - 'fhe boys seem ed p ara ly ze d with astonishm'ent at the tinexpectAki result j and the htillY, after an tmsaceeesfal attempt to release him- "TRUTII IS MIGHTY, AND WILL PREVAIL." self, roared out lustily for quarter, which was granted on condition of good behavior while in school.- He was then allowed to get up, and in the vocabulary of the ring was found to be severely "ronished." • His nose bad suffered, and his eyes were essentially bunged up. He looked the sneaking and used up wretch, and stood before his mates a conquered game chicken. His influence was from that moment gone ; and when the master stood up before his school, as calm and collected as if he had mere ly been setting a copy instead of an ex ample, they sank into their scats with an implied concession that they had found their master. Not a sound was heard from one of them. g. Well, boys," said he, "if there is any other one here who is disposed to disobey me, I should like to have the matter settled now. Those disposed to be obedient, and will pledge themselves to obedience, will please rise in their seats." They all rose. "Now I will tell you," said he, "that I am disposed to yield equal and exact justice to all—kindly if you will, but ae you will, (looking significantly at Brown.) Be good boys, and lam your friend. lam going to take a botanical stroll in the woods on Wednesday, and those who behave themselves well in the meantime may accompany me. Do you wish to go ?" " Yes, sir," was the nnanimons voice. He felt that ho had triumphed, and bade them be seated. "Sow, Brown," said he, "1 , must finish 'ay this matter with you. You seem sore in body and spirit, and you may either go or stay. if you think you have been wronged, apiwal to those who may right you." Brown went to his seat and gathered up his books, and with a sneaking, hang-dog sort of a look, he departed. The boys settled down to their studies, and the school became cheerful and in dustrious. The next day Bill Brown's mottitr called to abuse - the teacher for his- vio levee toward her boy. lie referred her to the school committce, and bade her good morning. Thu school committee investigated the case, and said he had served him right, and the justice of the village, when aware of the decision of the committee, would have nothing to do with it. Irf a week's time the boy came and asked to enter the school, which was granted without a word of reproach or a word of promise. Ile was evidently cured. lle grew to be the best scholar in school, graduated with honor, became a successful mer chant of BoAton, and every year, on his visit to Rocky Valley, visits the-school, and tells with tears in his eyes, the les son the new schoolmaster taught him, and the good it did him. The new schoolmaster is now grow ing old in the station where lie began so strangely many years ago. lie has his botanical walks still, when nil of his school attend with him—he making good behavior the condition of their so doing. These excursions on Wednes. day and Saturday afternoons have quite killed several circuses ,that came into the village, as not one of the scholars chose to deprive himself of the walk fur the sake of the other attraction. I was at Rocky Valley last winter, on a Wednesday, and went down on the pleasant pond near theschool-house to indulge in the old sport of skating, which I had not done fur years. The day was fair and the ice clear as crybtal. Hearing a tremendous shouting, I look ed towards the end pf the pond and saw a crowd of boys on skates pursuing a man who kept well ahead, and when they came up to where I was, like an army with banners, I saw it was the teacher. He recognized me and stop ped. says I, "Mr. Judson, I see you are the same old boy." " Yes," replied he, " we are all hots such days as this, and such skating ea this." "Don't the parents think strange of you for your frivolous conduct?" I asked." "Yes," he said, "sdine like those de-. scribed by Holmes-- " Distrust the azure flower that blossoms on the Abet, As though wisdom's old potato may net flourish at the root," but the boys are my inspiration, and as they are pleased so aui I." He swept away with his train of boys, and a hider band never woke glad echoes out doors than those who were in chase to beat the schoolmaster. Ito had never had occasion, as I after wards learned, to flog a boy in his school after the first day, and he had the reputation of having the best school in the country. air An " old subscriber" to the New York Journal of Commerce writes the following note to the editors of that paper : "Although my vote was cast in op position to President Buchanan, the dig nity and purity of our Chief Magistrate as shown thus far In his administration, and especially in that able and excellent reply to Profeesor Silliman and others, cannot fail ko win the esteem and sup port of w-adiding, conservative, Christian men." air" Do yog keep bar here?" in quired a traveler of a gentlemanly liar room loafer, a few days since. " No, sir; the bar keeps me here." IQ-Carlyle saya—" Make yourself an honest man, and then you may be sure there is one rascal leas in the world." ft.A. coquette is a rose-bush,, from, which each rang beau plucks st fear ' ana.the thorns are left Tor the imialkasim jk iortilantouo. Gov. Marcy and Gen. Scott. The writer of the interesting " Re collections of William L. Marcy," in the New York Examiner, gives the .fol lowing statements, as creditable to Mr. Marcy's . candor and patriotism as com plimentary to the military genius of Gen. Scott : " In one of my last interviews with Gov. Marcy, I received from his own lips a full statement of the circumstan ces attending the appointment of Gen. Stott to the command of the army in Mexico. It will be remembered that, in Gov. lilarey's famous letter to Gen. Scott, at the close of the war, the Gov ernor referred to this appointment as one in the responsibility of which he had a full share.' This was modestly said. The appointment was, in the strongest sense, Gov. Marcy's own. The 'soup' correspondence of Gen. Scott had given mortal offence to the President and his Cabinet. It was Gov. Marcy's judgment, 'nevertheless, that Gen. Scott was the proper person to command the army, and ho formed the deliberate purpose of securing his appointment. Mr. Polk repelled the proposition at once. ' But you will hear me,' said Gov. Marcy. Certain ly, I will hear,' said the President ; but the breach between the Adminis tration and (fen. Scott is irreparable.' The President did hear, and Was con vinced. The Cabinet heard and were convinced. There remained one ("Acui ty. There was a man, then powerful in the Democratic, party and in the Sen ate,. who. must be reconciled to the inJastire, in order to make it politically safe. (iOl7. Marcy was commissioned to silence the .batteries of the great thunderer. You have given me,' said ho, 'the most difficult task of my life, but I will not shrink from it.' I regret that I cannot depict the interview, of which he gave me so graphic an . ac count. Thu commission wa:4 success ful. Gen. Scott wag assignea - to the command—personally unfriendly, a po litical opponent, and a recognized aspi rant for the Presidency. The argu ments used by Gov. Marry to secure this result were as creditable to his mug nanimity as they wore to his wisdom and patriotism." California Poetry. When from my room I ehanee to stray, to spend an hour at the close of day, I ever find the place so dear, where some friend treats to lager beer. --.N.ieramento Age. ! yes, my friend, of city life, sere such a trete cures such a strife, hut bet ter than such a dose, by far r are the pleas ures of a fine segar.—Placer Herald. Such pleasure may suit baser minds, but with the good no favor finds; we think the purest joy of life, is mak ing lore to one's own wife.-1 - orease Ledger.. Most wise your choice, my friend, in 11y-men's joys your cares to end, but *e, though tired of single life, can't boast of having our own wife, and so when 'neath our cares we taint, we fly to kiss sonic gal that ain't—yet.-lupts 1?. porter. That " lager beer" will bile provoke, while "fine Ilavanas" end in smoke. To coc'rt one's own wife is better tar, than lager beer and vile segar. Hisses, the dew of, love's young morn, break on the .lips as soon as born. These,all are • naught- to that greatest joy--the first proud glance atyour first-born boy ! —Eveming Ledger. 'Tie true a boy's a wished for bles sing, but then suppose the first a girl ! a dour sweet child with ways carressing, with pouting lip and flaxen curl; with dimpled cheeks aed laughing eye, to come and bid "papa" good by 1 So whether boy or whether t'otheri em brace the babe and then the methor.'-- San Franeisco Globe. . mar •You have , tmititled, Mr. Dot ty, that in your ()Onion my client us a blackguard." • " I have." " What reason have you, sir, for such an opinion?" . " The company be keeps." '. " Whose oompany, sir ?" , „Yo ' s , ,, .11 " iniult me, sir,!"" Are ybri ashamed of the character and conduct of your client?" " You are a blackguard." " Your associations enable you' to be a good judge of the article." " You may go, air. May the court please call tlu3 next witness?" 16,-"Can you tell me what are the wages here?" Inquired s. laborer of a boy. "I don't know, sir." " What does your father get at the end of the week ?" " Get," said the boy; "why he gets as tight as a brick." lfi"Johnny, one bright evening, was standing by the window gazing at the stars, and after looking very intently, he tamed and said to his mother, who was sitting by him : " Mammit,•What are those bright lit tle things in the sky? Are they the moorra tittle babies r we could rend the secret his tory of oar enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm sal our enmity. Remarkable.—Mr. R. W. Haines, liv ing near the Buck; in South Coventry township, Chester. county, .has . at _this time in his orchard, attapple tree in full blown, and looking,'WslOrppearauce, as if the spring -time werejust Arrired. A Virginia Snake Story. A correspondent of the Abingdon Democrat, writing from Walnut Hill, Lee County, Va., who is, as the Dem._ ocrat aasures its readers, " a gentleman in whom implicit confidence may be placed," gives. the following account of the killing of a monster reptile in Har lan County, Ky. lie says :' "About three weeks ago five men went to gather whortleberries in. the mountainous part of Harlan County, Kentucky, and in their travels came to a small branch at the foot of a steep ridge, were they discovered a smooth beaten path, or rather slide that led from the branch up the ride. Curiosi ty tempted them to know its meaning, and they followed the trail to the top of the ridge, were to their astonishment, - they found about an acre of ground perfectly smooth and destitute of vegi tation, near the centre of which they discovered a small sink or cave, large enough to admit a salt barrel. They concluded to drop in a few stones, and presently their ears were saluted with a loud, rumbling sound, accompanied with a rattling noise; and an enormous serpent made his appuartuice, blowing and sprer<►ding his head, and his forked tongue protruded. The men were struck with wonder and afright, and suddenly the atmosphere was filled with a smell so nauseating that three out of the five were taken very sick, the other two, discovering the condition of their companions, dragged them away from the abode of-death. Abont,ten feet Of the snake had to their judgment, made its appearance, when they harried home and told what they had seen to their neighbors. "The next day wore mounted some ten of the hardy mountaineers, armed with rifles, determined to destroy the monster. On approaching within one hundred yards of the dwelling of his anukeship, their horses suddenly became restive, and neither kindness nor force could make them go any nearer. The men dismounted and hitching their horses proceeded on foot with rifles cocked tattle mouth of the cave. They hurled in three or four large stones, and fell back some fifteen steps when the seine noise was heard as before. and out came the dreadful reptile, iteady, as his looks indicated, to cruel* the intrud ers. About the same ltingth of the snake had appeared frgru the hole, when eight or ten bullets went through his head, and, as the monster died, he kept crawling out until twenty feet of that huge boa lay motionless on'the ground.- It was a rattlesnake, with twenty-eight rattles—the first was four inches in diameter, the rest decreasing in size to the last. With difficulty the men tiragged him home and his skin can' now be seen by the curiona in Harlan county." The Trite Afaholluiqvi.Spirit.—A cer tain good natured old Vermont farmer preserved his constant good nature, let what would tarn up. One day, while the black tongue prevailed in that State, one of his men came in, bringing the news that one of his red oxen was dead. •" Is he?" said the old wan; "well , he always was a breech} , cuss. Take off his hide and carry it down toTletcher's, it will bring the cash"- - Anliour or two afterwards, the man came back with the heWs, `that "line bald:" and his mate were'hoth dead. " Are they!" said the old man " I took theni' from B—to sire a bad debt, that 1 never'evpected to get: - It is lucky that it ain't thutria,dles. 'Takit the hidetidoita . to Fle ,hcr ' it, they will bring tlib cash." Alter' the lapse of an hour, the' man. came again, to inform him that the nigh brindle was dead. ho?" said the old man, " well, he was a vlr i y old Oa. Take off his hide, and taknytt down to Fietelier's; it is worth more' than any of the two oth ets.,, . wife,'who Was a very' pious 'Out, taking upon herself the of gee of Eliphitz, repriniatuled her hus• batid r stiVerelY; 'and itsked him if he was • not that ins 'Toffs was it judg ment ce h frilteaven,",:tiyon l hie t wicked ness.. "fait?" Built the old fellow; " wet if they take judgment in eattlo,"it is the easiest way I can pay them." Is Any Body Lookixa for 4110 ?—A. par ty of Louisville bloods worn standing on the forward dock of a steamer bound for St. Louis, and watching the varied scenes on the levee. A man whu looked as though he might be " , from the rural districts," attracted then' at tention and one of the crowd suggested that some fun might he had out of him. Ono more aspiring than the rest volun teered to try Won, and going on shore he approached the stranger, who was evidently in deep cogitation. The " blood" walked np to the "Green nn" . and slapping bun on the shoulder • exclaimed, —" Here you are —l've been looking for you. all day," at the same time winking to his comrades. The "green en" turned and knocked him doVin,exelaiining, "Hay be there's some one else looking for me; ipso, I'm here to be found." Wearing Vii&—A celebrated writer says that the wearing of voila perman ently weakens many [naturally good eyes, on accehnt of the endeavors of the eye to adjust itself to the ceaseless vibration of that toocOiLinou article of dress. 161 P-A Bcieterk paper, giving a puff to a minister, says a-a -s , Hid prayer at:the end of hie-eermen wee the most cdo quent-timillMis iitei addressed' to is Bob; tali audience." TWO DOLLARS A-YEAR A Dissatisfied Man. of .Was, John Fitzgerald enlisted on Saturday in the United States Army, for the pur pose of putting down "them ere saints at Utah." On Monday afternoon Mr. Fitzgerald appeared at the New York Police °dice to outer complaint against the United States for"obtamin soldiers wider false pretences." Mr. rald was slightly inebriated. "What do you want?" +lll , . you " A. warrant (hiccup) Oplies of Moriky." . clitt "For What?" " False (hiccup), false 'teneds. '."rbr obtaining soldiers by false - 't.isitos," (hiccup). • "In what respect ?" "They agreed to give me 04E14 at tars a month and a first rate. oft' f clothes (hiccup). Call that as 'sni t` of clothes'' Look at that eipat-rrsodiort waisted iu the back, it Elul, you gmao ground (hiccup). Look at them i (hiccup). So lung waisted in the,seat, might use the slack (hicetip for a ,4041 c room to sleep in." "And for that you *ant a wiFralat for false pretences against the goyerh ment ?" "I don't want nothing else (hiccup.) I'm not to be done by such a pair of trowsers no day." • 1 The Justice refused to grant a war rant, whereupon Mr. Fitzgerald loft the office promising to write - to the Presi dent, and have " another pair of trow sers, or blood," The moment Presi dent Buchanan's letter• is rjeeived, we shall publish it, as a matter of course. Brandy from the Chinese Eta gar Came., A correspondent of the New York Post sends to that papers sampiV 4of very good brandy made from thy limp of the above named plant, itritel "ye that it costs about thirty cents Oriel lon to produce, end is worth In 'the market from 81 tes2 per gsPett aftord iv to the quality. lie suggests that the a growth of this crop %ilk-m*4lo4e flirMere to tnanufscture, the spirkt,Ap the winter session, when, they have no other occupation. They' can gallon of proof spirit for Seib' gsibsili fermented syrup, and it will. Sava_ ready sale o at the reetifisre,i, !who , turn it into alcohol for ,ya t tapitenft si other uses. The writer adds a , "The qoantity of alcohol Itihritiil6 say nothing of varnish* ehlorolimpet, and medicinal -extracts, bit staormorta and was beginning to haves serious eft fea on the price of bread, owing ,to kilt! wholesale destruction of cereals requir ed to produce it. Now, however, kid bare found a substitute, besideir eft plying syrup and alcohol, will alisop*ii from. the same crop a WV tallplitita of forage and grain for the fapeuffig l er stock." uir- Lorenzo Dow, the celeitrattail t itinerant preacher, once came across a man who was deeply lamenting that • his axe had been stolen. Dbw told' the man that if he would dome to mosi.t ing with he would find •his..**e. At the ra tpg, Dow had on tlO ptapih,, in plain t, a big stone., Suddenly, in the mid le of his sermon, he Pitoppoil;: took up the stone, and said : ‘ 4 AA Imes' was stolen in this noighborlux4.lsok night, and if the man who took..A/10 dodge, I will hit him on the tool, with this stone!" at the same tiiitilifisfie ing •ft violeso effort' to throw'-%. ,9 person present, was • soo4 to -ilodge: his head, and proved the guilty parAy.: • . ..t;5l Profemor Doe'sticks.—Doestickii s t ikit aal a mortafized- and he did it hintaie "VW has gone into the Patent litedieibio nese, and become a Professor. -1/I..forlf tune is made, He is a great. fawn a univomul benefactor. .11Qat Lica .Wll . how it has done : "Bought a gallon of tar, n caltei'eff beeswax, and a firkin of •lard, .atird- in; tweinty-cma boats I . presented I too,tbe. world the first hatch of Prot'evutor sticks' Patent Selt-Acting Pour lime, Power Balsam, designed to cure- all dit eases orintnii, body; or'estate; tirygi4l.l strength to the weak, money to ..r, broad and butter to the hungry, $ • .t.s..ta the harocooi, decent'''. t(k. the blackguard, and honor to the poli tieii i. It nets physically, morally ? psychologi cally and geologically, ;n i g ititendud to make our sublunary a - blissful paradise," Bank Reforneb.—Tho 4k Plii,htdO4ll4l ... o pr. , \N " in some reinuk on the prootil ent financial trolibics,rfays: - -, . The consideratiomt 'fittggested hrt4l4/ rct 3c present exigency ofaffairs to to fit a clearing house syslicsai 2 L !! 3 ,,l ', 1 1:( sti4fnent weekly ( not ~ yeatf ', . 501 IIQIV have, it) of the awaits and! , ! , of the hanks; 3d, a law to rev c f ' f proportion of specie to the aino , ..4parsk, of mere circulation, but Or She - tire! liabilities 'of fho . hanks; 41.11,. tittiblil under a certain denomination 7 164 . I , in duo time a more radical Chair' ,Vi. the whole system of intaliting than f few heads compredemii , Th,pr t iewpg( ivould gu tar, but ova fear not far enough, to prevent 'a recurrence of a. monetary crisis like tat - which now exist& , . , 4 alp-Mr, Ex-President PILUIKINIIIittiiii about to marry a Moutroal ladramillwa change. .bl.itat) Qt, the wielitatnestrattd bielta x , — of Oa pi 1 silra t Will Tik - e!great VIC 1 Nothing,, the patriarch, pt She trihg„,o44 going to marry PI foreiglir;lllo!ogyillakt is more, a Catholid! Aatli what I i he actually !participate& in the ) worship at Mou'rell tlifing"lt k visit to h 4 lady ldrreT 011 u f 9" ~ch t. (Arse ih Wei tit* deepenotfhit '. 7 4 ! . I such awful apootaes: .:—.1,4,,, ", •. N. Joksaal - I• Ai 1111 NO. 4. . • , -r: NMI