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    •BY LI. J. STAIILE
371
U i YEAR.
TE 12.1 f 01 1 !I'IIIS PAPER. STIERIFFALTY.
FLT OW-CITIZENS of Adams county
r"- - "3"T is inhlighed e ow, myaelf aa a candidate for the office
every M. itylay'mornincz, by !KNIT . *An
SIIPAIIET at the October election, (subject
nt 475. per annum if paid 1.4 (Vir(l.o . --t...",.. ito the Democratic nomination.) If i should
per annum if not pail in advanee. Ni, sub- he
Ito : hie . y
.las to lie nominated and he elect
twription disvontinocd, unleam at the erntion ; ed, Khali , Actit:o myself to
, limelutrre the 4 , 1.
the pnblixher, until all arrn.tragem are paid.. tics of sa id,
oilim snhriety and fidelity.
ilkirAdvertinuatont4 in.ertet: at the u.nal
S.l 11.: EL SPA NG LEP:—
rule-s• JA , Printing done, c h 'P / Y' llountpleasant tp., April 20, 1557
am! with iliapateli.
thirailice S nttlt Iltinvvre street, dircet
ly oppmite Wamplor',4 Tinnit‘g gA:al.l . l-11-
meat, one and natialf squares fr ,c.l4„he Clurt-
Louse, 46 Courit.ra'' on the sign
TO TIIE FARMERS!
Manny'a Combined Reaping and
Mowing Mathine,
wait
WOOD'S 1311'11(117.".VENT.
THE undersitTnetl. Laving been appoin'ed
Agent fur the sale of %I anny's l'•elnhitte.l
Ir.esping and Mowing Lachine with Wo:ttl's
littproretnent. for Ail.utis county. offers them
tt,- the public. believing them to be the best
cannbineil machines in I/W. They have been
successfully introduced into different parts of
our State and have ren d ered wiieral satisfac
tion. It received a silver tutslal at the State
Fair itt.l4t fall: aico drew the first ptetnittms at
York, t,"utn berl and. Centre . iluntittgdon.
counties, where it was exhibited. Farmers
tiet_iiing a !kap' lig. nod .lon lug Machinc utll
please call Upon Lite 1
.C.Ore pur
chasing. es he always takes great ph:a:sure in
exhibiting tig:•tr Machines. lle has one set
Uli at 'Fate's 11(mile/filen: it ran be seen.—
retrly orders ate F4J;lftled sc the number re
ceived from the in intif.tcturer wit! tie in pro
portion to the detionol.
C',. , mber,Lury iijsoarg.
April 27. 1 3ant
N. 11.—there are no heaping anti :flowing
Illachitses mattufactitriqr tti the Coifed St }:ex
Laving upon them Wothl's Improventent4 ex
cept tlabetnantifsictitrol at 11.wwick Fall 4.
Y. l'attirs imuinfactnring Reaping anti Mow
ing Machines are eatitiourtl agoinNt uslng
Wood Int prurctnent s. lid ht teby nmflied
tit.at payment n b e exacted to the full ts
tent Cur the eboe tattle of thvm.
11. K. l'.ll`,..q()NS, Aged!.
•
Tun P.lwir:t s S mEcitANicy
Savings Institution of Adams Co.
Pum Slustit nti.mrerrice.ill,o.ttc3 for whicL
r
it 11.3Vr. iliterv.i 3,1 1.4111.)wh
For over Di town At,. 4 per evnt. per annum.
For 3 Mid Itta over 10 months, 3 .. per et lit.
per annum. F.,ir transient tletay.ite, not
titan 3'i tiayst. rte.. rein. her annum. payable
on tletn Ansi without not i
A join; fund (capital) of slo,o'o has been
paid in. - _ -
For loans apply on leeeda y.
stints ret•eivt 4)1111.10.ite n s Inn• as gt
Intsnrst to be allot% et! wlhmeter the dews:l:L-4
*lOOOllll O , : r 5.1 1 0. and 0:1 each adthtionnt
and typw:tr.l%.
Sonth Kest ('or-er of Pol.lie
Squitm. meet to tieorge Iru , 'ld•. , store. Op,•tt
ti tily froth 9 A. :111. t.. 3 P. NI.. mid for ree,•iv
big itirannus every Saturday , from 9 .1.. M. to
6 I'. M. •
t ..
GEoßrai •nia •SE.
•..”.r.r .1. ••••... , ...•••. y.
GEOII4:F. XE:\Ol.O.
•
dnhli Rrni, h, dolt•' limiter.
Nimestr4
A. litinizelumn, 140:.11. Mussel: win,
I). Nlct:r.-stry, .1) 11'•t 'dn.u,
Iviliiam Culp.
It.dc•rtiiornrr, Will Th. one.
Aiwa G, 1i457.-
' BaIIOTTGIT. 1
CCOUNT. _
L
E. G. M'CliZE.ktri, `Fre:ism-or, in ac
count whit 11t . itoruagti of
Getty. burg.
1)i
Tit littlanileilln hands at!settleinent,
March '22. Isla'', S'29 ISI
Tax au&tan , ling„ ..., I 1::", 34
Litall burn llanit tit aiAtystiur ; , , , 4k.1. J .,41
Du. :13.,rae1;u4 LA I, 44H) 1N)
natation of 1t... A . TA% 041,,q,,t, -t 0.)
Rent friail It:tinier J.; Zio g ler, -
41
Tax a vt:sozse.! for etirTeitt pair.
Liutitile and fines fruw Burgess.
By orders and rroens-s paid via
jabyrry.,
CIL
Fleet nn oss,ers,
Oirtat fee •t. E. .Norritt,
I tt,tenttit on LUAUS.
repaid,
Water rent,
Engine N.oeper, IS
Ettgitto , ring.
Town t'0n..1.11.1e, .1011 w L. Ennis,
potlit' police rat tire 3.
.le.eount.
Alerk mid Tmtsurer's salary,
•T•own Cluck,
'lax and quit rent,
Alranite and stt.o,
..Elackstuith work, '
31aeottry, brick ;sal. marter;a!s,
.Carpenter work and Lataber,
lintiiing and paviug streets and gut
tars.
Openin stmstA in snow,
Oil. *ikon, Tape-line, Sx.,
Removing nuisances,
Bargess awl Cuuucil,
Cuilectoi's fees,
Rames,
Errors in =segment,
Tits nutstunitin.4
* 13. lance in hands of Treasurer.
•Since paid out in foil.
'IL G. Ii'CRE.IIII7,
Juno IT, 4t Trcualtrrr
It ETIOV A L.
Pramr, Watch and Clock-maker,
T_TAS removed his shop to Carlisle street,
lAow Iliko's store, where he will
always be happy to attend to the calls of cus
tomers. Thankful for past favors, ho hopes,
by stristattention to business and a desire to
PlealbOwaterit and receive the patronage of
thelablie„
Gettysburg, May IR, 1457.
floe lot of Silver Spoonp and
16.7 Silver Forks, as low as city prices, now
- 40 be had at SCIUCK'S. Call soon, as they
sell rapidly_
CIPET' Bags. Trunks, Umbrellas, and
anes, at COBEAN 41, PAXTON'S.
flrtZsrB Shoes of every variety and
. at Barsolug iioautssAuces
iIiMMINNOrs to W. W. Futon ,
BoNims, itillbons and Flowers, in large
. anuetosont, st SCLLICK'S.
A, DEMOCRATIC AND FAMILY JOURNAL
sslErti:G' FA 1.171.
rro the Voters of Adults county Enconr
aged by numerotic friends. r Mier myself
am a candidate for the of ice 01 SII }I:1H at the
neat election. (sithjeet to the decpoon of the
Democratic Pointy Convention.) Should Iho
nommated 11111 elected, I pledge myself to
di.char;e the duties of the office with prompt
ne.a and lidchty.
isAw LIGIITNER
Mountjoy tp., April 6, 1657.
!kll:lllFl2Viturr.
rrto the Voters or .44011; county : Encxturtig
t e.l by numerous frieti.l:4, - I offer nirself am
a can•ti4ate f u ; t b °Moe Of MIEILIET at the
next (subject to the Anieric Repub
lican County Conreinton.) Should Ibe elect
ea. I pit Age topstlf to discharge the duties of
the otliee with promptness and liih lily.
Al 7
13. 1857.
RE:GIST:It ANJ 1:10011DER.
Tr() ti c : i tVl.l:n. t•outity
(ttti/...tt..:—'i'ter.our, !se I I.y. t h o solietta
t..e.; ~t , fr:eo i., I Itc:elty announce
uty•elftl•ts f 3.11.:1tie tor the tilice ..11tegio.or
a.i.l r, :vit.:ie.:: to Lae ttrei.tt.tn of the
f,iwo tinty 510.111.1 ILe lam
orel NV; Ai rntr rot.tiiett. e :1:141 CIOCtC , I,
idelze my 1,0 4. eirb,..o. 1:24.4f111 and
tiat:es of the
nib .e. 1).1 V 11) MA:CI:LSI:Y.
I;oltyaburo. Illy (3. 1:-..:
tr. EZ V.C.I)RDI3C.
T 1) Cie V , .terS of Athlikiq Nmoty:—At the
ttl:oif.t.t'ott of nemerutp4 fr.entl.4. I ofrer
tor-olf .14 :t exoli.late. for the of Re ; fl.-
ter a Itoottrdor..tr the 'text election, (suhject
,„ iDottiot.,ratte Comity
n, - .ohtion.) Sh,el.l I" Ito te•ctioate l no.l
e'oc:o ta2 - Qolf to tl . eltarce the do
uf tile (;:rlee L the 1 ,: , •.t oiv nhilit v.
OVEIIDEEI,.
De•t•ier-Aille, June S. IN't7.
:71 etc. Et: V.Al' , s)Ell
rt V , ,ters of Adams co.—
' Fellow tit izeirs : --The intlersigneti Orem
to your tionshkratiln as a candidate
for the u ree of !{. 7 ti,ter and Recorder of
Atlvits cceinty, (.:ithjerf to the 4.l._•eision of the
I.leniotn - at en:101'0 Nitnl respectfully so-
Hen.; your suppott nml stlfrrAge.a. Should Jhe
notion ilea and elected, endertrours shall
he to discharge t: e duties of the office with fi
delity and tuipartiaiity,
Jt)liS 1,. ariIIMNATOIZ. -
Conowago tp.. April 2.7
Cf. & EZ:CORI)111:R.
r 10 the Voter; of ,lama County.—Fellow
fking eneontriged by tinnier
ofre vNel ft r your consideration
as a cantlfilsie Fir the "dice of Ite4itter and
IL...corder at the lIVIt ch:C,1011. (SUltjeCt to the
aetton of the l)olocr:Aia lounty Courcntion.)
And ,honbl I receive the nliilina thin and be
electc,l.l shall duly lapin eciate your confidence,
and prolinse to tli,chaegc the duties of the
ulikeprvtuptlr and reitu fidelity.
• Ytiur obeli ut scrrent.
1(:11AIZIAll MYERS
Tyrone tp., April 27, 1057.
4:14E",7.;,.1)? INGE 41-:)URTN.
rgli) THE VOTI:1:;; OI ADAms
Ty.—The uu.10r•ig.14 , ,1.:::. the slicita
ti ..r au mer.,t, triet.d.4, ti:mtelf to
you- ecisi•l.u-u(m o.s ae...ta,tifiate for the Offire
of Clerk uC ti:e Court-, at the nest eiection,
(qt:l t ieet to the , leee•iet of the Democratic
County (',.event n.) l 4 hould Ibe nominated
alt eleetcd, the people may rely upon a faith
ful dischargo of duty et lay part.
I;EO}UE BUSIDLIN.
Cumberland rice., Juno 1, 1657.
• Pr. - .YIr:i4.III9TA /UV.
E are anthorizod minnow% that Dr.
V C. C.OLDS1:01:01.4111, of limiters
town, will be a catidhlato for the office of
Prothanotory—mbieet hi the decision of the
Democratic County CAluvention—at the en
titling; 00 A:on.
June 13, IS;7.
25
11s
g3l:ta If;}
47877. T UTIAGOIT
ANO NEVER OUT 07 SEASON!
5 SO
51
N) 00
1 -) Ztl
; 00
"1.1
FAr._ll2l:s. read this. fuel then came and
buy. Gm we stillshava'-o few more left :"
Tee lottoc.r;her takes thin method of tattling
the attention of the Id.lie in general W Oita
aluaLle pioceef machinery, styled
•.:5
G 00
Hersh's Patent Hay Roister and Manure
Excavator.
Ilnving the right of all Aaams county, ex
cept Connwo:-.l o oxford and 3lountjoy town
shipl, he will sell either marhinca or tower.
I ,to 00
118 00
5 GO
24 00
502
ship rights. 11. G. CAIIII.
fk2r.llsu, at the Fame place, You can be ac
commodated with a , fine Itt:(;tilES as can be
got up in the for the saute ruoucy--eun
stantly kqt un hand.
Repairing done, neatly sod cheaply, at short
n qice. A!1 kinds of country produce taken
in exchange fur work.
Gettysburg, May 1.71, 1857. Cm
4s 77
10 41
41 47
1
A N i:NS" STOCK OF
BOOTA A D Sil 0 ES,
50 15
15 43
10 32
113 27
461 05;
Al the 0141 Si , ind iu if eat Cluzzabersburg Idreei
r E undersigned has just purchased a well
1 selected Stock of Hoods, and invites the
attention of the public to his fine assortment of
Gentlemen's. Ladies'. and Chil
dren's BOOTS AND SHOES
These Goods have been selected
with a view to meet the Carious wants and
necessities of customers. Also, a splendid as
wlrttnent of Plain and Fancy GAITERS &
SLI PP ERs, of all sizes and descriptions, made
of very best materials, which he is prepared to
sell on as favorable terms as they can be had
at any place in the County. Having been
en,gaged in the Shoe business lot 30 years, he
flatters himself that he has selected such
Goods as will give entire satisfaction to all
who may wish to purchase. Call and examine
for yourselves.
4 - Boots, Shoes, &c., made to order as
heretofore. WILLIAM BOYER.
May 11, 1357. 3m
V2lsB hi}
BOXES Orange-I and Leuions, in More.
and will le suld cheaper than anywhere
else. Call and see at
E. H. MINNIGH'S.
FIGS AND RAISINS.—A fresh lot of
Figs sad just received and for
sale at E. 11. MINNIGIPS.
1, LOUR 5c FEED always on hand at
4
GETTYSBURG, PENN'A.: MONDAY, JULY 20, 1857,
ear fitimpitcr.
Why tho Main Line Was Sold.
In speaking of tlu) sale of the Main
Line of the Public Works to the Cen
tral Railroad Company for $7,500,000,
the Erie Observer remarks : By the late
decision of the Supremo Court, this sale
14 made subject to the tonnage tax, and
the right of future taxation. We do
not regard this fact, however, of mud
account. The purchaser has had ex
perience enough in Pennsylvania legis
lation to know that the tonnage tax
can be removed—perhaps not next win
ter, while this robbery is fVesh in the
minds of the people ; but eventually,
when other questions occupy piddle at
tention, there will be found plenty of
Waglue•cllers in the market, and then
just such legislation as is wanted to
oomplete the dominion of this mammoth
monopoly over the State, can be readi
ly secured—for a con.iideriaaat."This
being sy—the first step in this great
wrung having been taken—it only re
mains now for the people—the tax
payers—to ascertain who (lid it, and
why it %V:l4 done. As to the first inqui
ry, we presume no ono will dispute that
the whole swindle—so far as yet ac
complished—is a pet eluld of the Black
Republican-Wilmot party. It Wa4 con
seived and accomplished by that party,
with the help of the Lelsni, Wagonsel
lers and 3lenears of the House. It has
been emphatically endorsed by their
State Convention.
They seek to build up the Penn,.ylva
nil% Central Railroad, 1.3- givint. it the
monopoly of the carrying trade of the
State, so that like the Camden and Am
boy monopoly of Now Jersey, it may
control the politics of the Common
wealth ovideneo of this let, the
reader con well the revelations in the
following extract from 'a
letter from the
Editor of the Milwatikio Wir-ronsin, to
his paper, while the bill was 1...f0re the
Senate. It appear that the Editor of
the ll'imynmin visited Harrisburg on a
political pilgrimage—that he there sasv
lien. Cameron, tho chief conspirator in
this sale, hod by him wits posted in the
de-:iems and hope . s of his Political breth
ren in the State. And, thus inspired,
he wrote:
"The Legislature was in session when we
arrived, mid were a g 0.41 Inking .et of men.
They have passed some very important laws.
The most pron s i 444 /la is that for the sale of the
Main Line of the l'oblic
. Irnot i'hila
d..lphia to Pillsbury, for 5i,00.000. It is
generally under;to.sl that the Pennsylvania
C'entral Railroad will hid it in. The bill was
ritppormd by the Republicans, and carried by
combining with a few Democrats. It tins cre
ated as much excitement in this State as our
lemons band Grant leg:6llob]. There are
wide differences of opinion as to its political
accts. While the Democrats say that it ea
eurot the rote of Prisssylranin at Me October
election by 25,00 J majority, the Republicans
think Mal it will be the means of girtng them
the Slate in the Presidential ran/Num of 1 860—
inasmuch as it divegs tse Democratic State
officers of the vast and potential patronage of
the Main Line of Canals find Railways. The
shrewdest Republicans of the Sluts consider
lie sale toorfil 10,000 ooies lo their side."
Mark well the portion of the above
wo have italicised, and then recollect
that the writer, in the same letter e in a
previous paragraph, gives it as his opin=
ion that Gen. (.`4tmomm will prove the
most formidable oompotitor for the Re
publican nomination for President in
1800, and when nominated, will be ver
vain to ocrry Pennsylvania, and you
have the key to the conspiracy to de.
fraud the Commonwealth out of the
Main Line for the benefit of the Central
Railroad Company. Geo. Cameron is
a shrewd, keen, far seeing politician.
Ho wants no rival in his own State in
the Republican ranks. 110 saw plainly
that Wilmot would be nominated for
Governor, and that ho would be that
rival if, by any possible chance, ho
should bo elected.—Hence that result
' must be prevented at ell hazards.
There is not much prospect of it, it
is true—bat even the possibility must
be guarded against. The sale of the
Main Line at this time, outraging as it
does the rights of the people, and
squandering their means upon a corpor
ation, was just tho measure to accom
plish it—hence it was put through with
railroad speed. Gen. Cameron saw that
it would "ensure tho vote of the State
at the o , .tober election by 25,000 ma
jority" to the opponent of Wilmot, thus
effectually killing him off for 1860, and
leaving him sole heir apparent to the
nomination fur President at that time.
And in this connection, the reader will
observe that the writer of the para
graph quoted, who appears to have ro
ecived his instructions from Cameron
himself, does not profess that any pres
ent benefit to the Republican party will
result from the sale of the Main Lino to
tho Pennsylvania railroad company—
bat "in the Presidential canvass of
1860," when Wilmot is dead and buried,
he thinks "it will be the means of giv-
•
/
"TRUTH IS MIGHTY, AND WILL PREVAIL."
lug them the State." "The shrewdest
Republicans of the State," ho continues,
"consider the salp worth 10,000 votes
to their side." And here is the secret
of this wholesale State robbery—not to
relieve the State debt, hut- to ensure the
State to Republicanism in 1s1;01 not to
relieve the people of taxayon, but to
add "10,000 votes" to the Republi
can column at the next Presidential
election.
Jhc Pii%
LITTLE FOULS AND G I:EAT ONES
BY cnAnui MACKAY
When at the aocial board yeti .it,
And pima mound the aim , .
Remember, though abase i vile,
That use may be ;
That (leaven gave the grape
To cheer IP•th great ainkinall—
The little fool,' will drink too much,
But great os.es none at all.
Ana when in youtli'm too fleeting hours'
You ruins the e irth alone;
And hare not .4ought s , oine loving heart,
That you may make )our own ;
Rumetulier iiiii pricelvss worth,
And think when pletvotru.= pall—
That littiu n. .b. will lose too much,
But great untti not at all.
And if a friend dereissed you once,
Absolve poor human kind,
Nor rail a;_minst your fellow man
With malice in your d ;
But in your daily intermurse,
Remember, 1t44 you full—
That little book confide t.,0 much,
But great ,ones not at all,
In work or plen.tire, loie or drink,
Your rub, he still the - sat o ,.--
Your work not toil, your Itlr4bure pure,
Your love a Nte•toly
YHor drink ts.t nutd.letting., but to cheer,
So shall your 1.11-s not pall—
For little fools enjoy too nun+,
But Front ones 11011 P nt all.
( 11- 111fritClIAIIITIM
c_.,
Roaring Boys.
A BRIEF HISTORY IN mutt CHAPTERS
PTER T
" What stay at home for that tinall
ing young one ! catch Inc to." And the
young nvither threw on a bonnet and
shawl, and humminga guy mr, saunter
ed out on the promenade. One anot her
bowed and smiled m; she moved along,
flushed, trininpliant and beautiful. A
young. man met her jti t as she was
passing the shop (it. a well known firm.
" .'out again, Delia," ho said, ear
mzstly. "Whore is ('barley ?"
"With Hannah, of coarse. You don't
expect me to tie myself to him ?" sho
1 . returned.
The young inan's face grew eletnly.
"No," he returne , l, with a. half sigh;
hut I can't bear to have him left with
servants."
"Oh, well, I can," alio said, and
with a radiant smile lett her husband
hard at work and tlittod on.
CITAT , TER TT.
"Answer all his qnestiona? Make my
self a slave, as I should be obliged to
Oh, no; can't think tint. If I give him
4 breakfast and plenty of play things,
I consider my duty done; I don't be
lieve in fussing ever children—let them
find out things as they grow up !"
"There's the danger," replied the
dear old lady, casting a pitying look
upon the richly embroidered cloak her
son's wife had bent over allday, "unless
the mother bo constantly imparting
the right kind of knowledge."
44 ! you want to make him a piece
of twrfection like his father; well, I
can t say I do. I don't like these fault
less men. Bee—now isn't the contrast
beautiful. some here, Charley, lovey,
he shall have the handsomest cloak in
the whole city !"
CTIAPTLII 111
"A cigar! bless me what a hoy, and
only twelve. Are you sure you saw
hi m smoke it? Well, I dare my it made
him sick enough ; boys will be boys you
know."
" Yes, but to think yon should al
low him to go to the theatre without
my knowledge!'" and the husband
groaned.
" Dear me! why what a fret yon are
in ; do let the child see something of
the world."
CHAPTER TV
" In jail ! my God, husband—not our
boy !"
" Yea, in jail for stealing."
" Not our boy ! not our Charley !
No, it cannot be! Let mo die—kill
me, but don't toll mo oar Charley is a
thief."
The boy was sentenced to the State's
Prison, and the mother carried to a lu
natic asylum the next day.
//Airln Cork,' a short time ago, the
crier of the court endeavored to disponi)
the crowd by exclaiming : " All yo
blackguards that isn't lawyers, quit the
court.„
Ifir. Mr. Ben Mills, of Harrodsburg,
Ky., has inventod a gun with throe bar
rels. Two of the barrels are fur shut,
and the third is a rifle.
The "Bakod Tater " Boy and
the Mayor.
A gentleman named Oakshot visited
Arundel a few days since, after an ab
sence of thirty years, to call on some of
his old companions. At the time he
lived in Arundel his father was a work
inti black-smith, and the mother, being
of an industrious disposition, made pen
ny pies, bulls' eyes, ite., to assist in
gaining a The son at that
time was chiefly employed in hawking
pies about in the day, and shouting
" baked taters" in the streets at night.
Although he was always considered a
sharp Ind, yet he never had the advan
tages of education which yont lir of the
present day obtain ; An uncle, who
was a linen draper in Swansea, wanted
a lad, and thirty years ago young Oak
shot instructed himself as ho best could,
and " soon rose from one positiiin to
another, until he became the confiden
tial assistaht of his utio,, who regarded
Irim with very greab sitfeetion from his
attentive habits and trustworthy char
acter. A year, passed away; the
business grew under "young" Oakshot's
care; and the uncle died, l eav i ng th e
whole to the nephew. Thirty years
from the day that Oak-hot left Arendt , '
as an errand boy he was chos:n Mayor
of Swansea, and chief magistrate over
a popuhtt ion olsonio•20,000 inhabitants;
last week the "baked tater " boy callod
upon many of his old associatss as James
Oakshot, the Mayor of Swansea, hav
ing accumulattsl some eonsideralile
wealth. and exhibiting a praiseworthy
example to young men of what per
severance and industry can accomplish
in this World.—Loiadua (C. IV.) Ad
tsvate.
An Atchitoctural Definition.
There is a story on record of
arc hi
tect repculkatity..7 any connection As ith
the !wilding fr.tteriiitv, in the c:►se of
the late eminent and talented Mr. Al
eX:lndor, the architect of R4whogter
hrich4v, mai several other line build;
in thel county of Rent. He was under
cross-examination. in a special jury ease
l it
.Miiiiktone, liy Sergoant (afterwards
Il:ro►i) tiarrot►-, who wished to detract
from the weight of his testimony, and
whomsking what WllB his name, proceed
ed thus:
" You aro n builder, I believe r
No, sir; I am not a builder, I dm an
arc hileet."
" Ah, well. Architect nr builder,
builder or architect, they are much the
mmei I guiipose.7
"I; ho your pardon, sir, I cannot
admit. th•it; I consider them to be total
ly dillrerent."
"Oh, indeed ! perhaps ynn will
state wherein this great difference con
sists
" 4 l n architect , sir, prepares Iho plans,
1 .
conch ;yes the designs, draws out the
sped tcations—in short, supplies the
'ninth 'l'ho builder is merely the brick
layorlor the carpenter--110 builder, in
fact, is the machine ; the architect the
power that pats the machine toxether
and sets it going." gl
' 01t, very Ivell, Mr. Architect, that
will do: And now, after your very in
genius distinction without a tlitf,!ence,
perhaps you could btform the court
who was the architect of the Tower of
Babel'"'
And now mark the reply—w
promptness and wit. is perhar
be rivalled in the whole history of re
johnhir:
" There WWI no architect, sir; and
henco the confusion !"
Shan't Bite Me.
There was a fellow of a certain
neighborhood in Arkansas, who was
strongly- suspected of sheep-stealing.
Thetie were weekly', mans• cases of the
my - mjerious disappearance of choice mat
ton
Qom the tiocksof the planters which
were traced to his door; but ho gener
ally !succeeded in proving an alibi or
some other defence, which reduced: the
charge to a more suspicion.
Al Last, however, planter riding
through the woods perceived the sus
pecti'd sheep-thief stealing from the
woods, and after tonking around to see
that no one was near, walkin' np to a
flock of sheep, and deliberately knock
ed over the large't and fattest. At this
moment the planter rode up, and cOn
frontin%t the thief. exclaimed :
" Now, sir, I hare got you!. Ton
can't get ell; you are caught in the very
act !"
, 4 What act?" hulidnantly ingnirod
the thief.
" Shoep-stealing," was tho confident
reply.
" Sir, you had better mind how yon
charge a respectable American citizen
with such a crime as sheep-stealing,"
replied the gentleman with the penchant
for mutton.
" Now, will yon deny that I saw you
kill that sheep?" asked the planter.
" No, sir," was the prompt answer, "
did kill him, and I'll do it again. I'll
kill anybody's sheep that will bite
me as I um going peaceably along the
road."
11®"Re}•nolds, the dranu►tist, observ
ing the thinness of the house at one of
his pieces, said, " I suppose it is owing
to the wnr 1" 4 ' No," way the reply,
" it is owing to the piece."
aA slattern always makes a poor
cook. Tho woman who don't dress
herself, has never yet succeeded in
dressing a beefsteak properly.
ser If you would have a thing kept
secret, never toll it to any one; and if
you would not haw a thing known of
you, never do it.
11=1
seir What men want, is not .taiont,
but, purpoJe.; in other wuril i s, not the
power to achi,:vo, but the will to labor.
Tho Rough and Tumble Kiss.
The neatest bf all neat things,
the story of Widow Lambkins, from
whom Dr. lioadows took so much, toll
when they crossed tho bridge on a
sleigh ride, reminds us, says a down
cast friend, of one of our young Maine
fellows, who thus describes the battle
and final victory, in a fair fight ibr a
kiss of his sweet-heart :
" Ah, now, Sarah dear, do give me a
kiss —just one—and be done with it."
"I wont! so there now."
"Then I shall have to take it."
"Take it, if you dare."
So at it they went, rough and tumble.
An awful destruction .of starch now
eon! menced, and in good citrnest, too.
The bow of my cravat was squat up
in loss than no time. At the next bout,
smash went my shirt collar, and at the
same time some of the heal fastenings
!rave way and down came Sally's hair
like a flood in a mill-damn broke :loose,
carrying away half a dozen combs.
Ope big plunge of Sally's elbow, and mx
blooming bosom ruffles wilted to Ike
consistency and form of an after dinner
napkin. l; it she had no time to boast.
'Her neck tacking soon began to sever,
partril at the throat, away went a
string of white beads, scrAmmering and
running races everywhere over the
floor. She fubght fair, however, I must
admit, and when she could fight no
longer fur the want - of breath., she yield
ed handsomely ; her arn►s fell down by
her side—those long, round, rosy arms
—her hair hung hack over the chair,
her eyes were half shut, as if she was
unable to hold them open a minute long
er, and there lay a little plump mouth
all in the air!
illy goodness! did you ever ACC a
hawk ranee on a robin, or a bee on a
clover top ! Even so I settled; and
when she came to, and threw up those
81105 and seized me around the neck
and declared she'd choke one it' ever I
did Ko again, and had a great notion to
lo
, SO now, I just ran the risk again, and
the more she choked me the better
liked it ; and now she puts her arms
around my neck, and ruts her lips in
the way of mine every day, and calls
me her own John, and don't .sewn to
make any fuss about it at all That
was a very sensible girl, and shirnakes
me a go(xl wife, too, ab I am nut asham
ed to say anywhere.
In Favor of the Hog.
John Smith was tried in Alabama for
stealing a hog - worth ono dollar and a
half. The theft was proved beyond the
shadow of a doubt. The jury retired,
to make up their verdict, to an adjacmit
grove of trees, and were not. out long
before they returned with a verdict of
" guilty of hog stealing in fast degree."'
The Judge told them that the verdict
was proper, except that they had omit-.
tel to assess the value of the property
stolen, And that there was no degree to
hog stealing, and to retire again and
bring in their verdict i)*" roper form."
Again they retired, with pen, ink and
paper, ; but rather nonplussed with re
gard to the "firm." They pondered
long and deeply over what ho meant by
firm. At last old - W. Jim Turner ,who
had hecit jup.tice of the peace in l;itorgiat,
with a bright countenance and a sly
ilk, as mach as to say, " Look at me,
understand u thing or two,"
wrote the verdict and returned to the
court, house. Ono after another .they
Jim handed the verdict to
the clerk, with anxious pomposity, and
sat down. Judge of the langlawr when
the clerk read the following : Ire, the
Jeu y, I .
ruxilanimously find the difendant
guilty en the sum of 1 dollar a in favor
of the hog."
/ETA Westorn poet has decided
against tho id"a of the destruction of
tho Union, in the following lines, com
posed in half an hour by a Connocticnt
clock:
"What! bust this glorious Union up,
And go to drawin'
•tri_g'rs—
Just, fora thundorin' parcel of
Emancipated niggers:'
The Eagle of America,
That How across the seas,.
And throwod tho bloody British:Lion
Korskua upon his knees'.
WI) mud hinrlim' from Jim',
Wan wmg wun wa, and wan Coate!.
Aud every seporit pin-fother
A flyin' at Melt °thee
It can't lie did."
llGrThe celebrated Dr. Ahornethy
was sent for hy an innkeep . er, who had
a quarrel with his FiT., who bac! scarred
hies face With her, Nils, 140 that the poor
man trim bleeding and much disfigured.
.Ahernethy, who had notgreat appre
ciation of female tnnLtites or talons at
any time, in admonishin , • the miender,
ventured to address her thus:
"Madam, YO? ought to he ashamed
of yortmelf to treat your lue•hand thus
—tho lin , :hand who is the head of all—
your head, madam, in fnet."
" Well, Doctor," fierceiy returned the
virago.. " and may I nbt scratch my
own hei ?"
Tho Doctor saw that "discretion was
the better part of valor," with such a
customer, awl wisely concluded to beat
a hasty retreat from the field of danger.
16Y-The number of fixed Mara aeon ftt
any ono time the naked eye, is esti-,
mat ad at one thometn(l.
gay -Elephants live for two hundred,
throe hundrtXl,. and even four hundred
years.
The proper study of nutrukiad
is man," says Popo; but the popular
study is how to make money out of him.
foiluic house fly .pro
tluc.c., in on bczi,soli
TWO DOLL -A' lirt
-Caught in a Trap. --J.—
~ It was lately that a strange mat or
enr:d in the village of Hampigniillea,
Prance. One of the inhabitants had
dug a pit fbr the purpose of catching af
wolf, and after covering it, put on the
top, to attrnet the animal, t living
_Take. Another inhabitant of the"vil
laze saw from' a distance the goose.—
The o b not permitting him to
distingkhed the trap, he approehed and
fell to the bottom of the pit. The pit
was eight or ten feet deep and the sides
were perpendicular. Groat was his as
tonishment, and greater yet was his
embarrassment, at finding himself in
that position; and it_ was not until after
having lbr some time called ter help
that he resolved patiently to wait for
daylight and meanwhile make himself
MN comfortable- us possible. Bat hard;
t ‹ .
ly had ho taken this resolution wh_
lr felt a heavy weight fall oh his s 1-•
I erg. This was a wolf, which, at 1 , -,
ed by the bait, had also heed caught.
tie trap.—You can easily imagiu the
fright of' tha unfortunate man. At
length day bioke and to the poor coin.;
'paition of the wolf it. seemed time for
it to break, for the ,night had appettrO,
to hint terribly long. The owner of the,
trap came early to see what he had .
eatight, and found his neighbor in the
pit. lie drew out the unfortunate man
more dead than alive, but he was less
generous to the wolf, which ho killed,
notwithstanding his exemplary conduct
through the night.
Uter, - The highest waterfall in tho world
is in the Sand wieh Islands, and in stated'
to be lvtween four and tiro thOlnand
feot high. The stream on which thOi
fail occurs, runs tonong „ ,the peaks Of 01119
of the highest mouutams, KO high that
the water actually never reaches the,
bottom. The resistance of the air,
changes it, into mist IwtOre it can reach - ,
th e bottom, so great is the distance, and
it ascends to the clouds again. It pink,.
be a }tight to seo a cataract literidly stta
peuded in the air.
FliirThe - philosophy of trove t, • has
been pot to tho severekt test by'4eten
tions. Ono of tho most decided % easqs
of resignation is reported on a train of
ears frnm Boston, s folMws: ; ,
Ycin don't seem to mind this doten
tion and annnyanco
Speaking to me, sir?" mid thopor
son a. ldresso l, looking np Cron' his paper.
" Yeh, sir," was tit) mply.
- u What is the Ilfio of tainding it; -it
can't do helped. I ought, to. havv t lspeu
at home last Saturday-, mid wottl4l hiti•e•
been, put I Moppet to buy n pair of
boot*, nd lam deuced sorry now that I
didn't ?et them a aim burger,. fbi Tom-:,
my wi be u big boy before I get hcune,
1
at thislrate."
the City of Providence, was.a
large audience collected in the walls of
the old theatre. The performance had
reached the crisis wherein the dreadf u l
villain of the play was 4o be shot-;--the
fittal p6iul wait even pointed at its vie, .
tint, the house was wrought up to the
intent excitement, and all was as,
still as death. At this breathletis period •
a highly respectable citizen in the suigo.
box: ai•ose, and afldressing the hero of
the pistol, while his wife sat by his side,
her 'cheeks ashy pale, and a. Almon
0111 . 3 4 to each ear, said :—" Mr. Duf
fy, Mr. Duffy, .Mr. _Duffy, don't shout
the villain just yet : For love's sake
desist ! afraid of -
lrait till we retire from the theittnOr
The gun d idn'tex [dodo, but the audience
did. J)ufTy. waited,-bat they couldn't.
S
To Make TV titetrosh that will not flub
Of npl lf a pail WI of limeand
Water mad, - t patin the wall; - then
take one gill of flon and mix it, with
water; then pourhoiling water into tbo
whitewash ; stir all well together and
it is ready for we.—lndiana Finer.
The Paxtext Time by Iforo F
Portor i K Spirit says :—" The fastest timo
over made by a rnniting horse watt by
Henry in 1.42}; and the lastest
mite ;mule by a pavi.r st•tto by Poe:llion
tas, in 1.111; and the fastest mile ever
matte in trotting. was by Plerw Temple,
in harness, ia 2.'241."
lifirThe proprietor of a Now York
Saloon, advertises in the Iterald : "The
Ir.4t, of wines and liquorm. lager beer on
draught, and the pnitirst and :prod at-
Intrtice young llLlies to mt.: upon ri.siLors."
There you have, it.
=II
s l arA selmolboy being asked by , tbo
Wanher how 110 should fkghim, replies'
It' you please, sir, I - should like to
!lave it ()lithe Italian Flysteln-1 he 'wavy
strokes upwards, and the down ones
light."
new timbrella his }wen invent
ed by n Yankee, which he calls the
"lending umbrella." It is made of
brown paper and willow twigs, and is
intended t 4) o mmodato no 011i3 but.
particular friends.•
Se - The Josephine is the newest arti
cle of female attire, and is somewhat
like a Sbanghne coat. It makes the
wearer- rt,-temble the new comet—little f
body and trementloustail.
====:l
IfirA lady in hoops has been angal
lantly compared to n sitting hen, and for,
the sinks reason, that, by Leading '
her. surttioandings, she CalVfir more '
space than ordinasity. An 'orrid
163".1 num - ndirte4t,
diroetly after eating. ,!
at Wheeling, Va., on .Itf •:.; da ,t
*so of his legs, arms and . - ' el k
*spot 'spoken n word si
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' lartWily or horse slobbin.:. --,
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