The star. (Gettysburg, Pa.) 1831-1831, July 19, 1831, Image 1

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• r OFFICE OF THE - STAR, ' •
CIIAXBERSRURO STREET, A ' FEW liOORS
;WEST OF MR. PORKY'S TAvERN•
ADVERTISEMENTS
• Conspicuously inserted POUIL times for ONE
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DoLLAß'per square—over tour tune.;, TWENTY-FIVE
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MCNTB per square dill be
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Printed and Published, lit C;pn"rvsnutt“, PA.,
3 4 f E 'l' T.l -' 12 f—
' BY ROBERT W. MIDDLETON..
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A DV ER'l.` I SEM E N TS. ,
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• THE G A It I. A N D.
11, LAND
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1 A ItY"" With sweetest flowers eniich'd i
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Srt i Alm viAo9rtroax, -- p„
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TZ3 8003.
ODD & EVEN SYSTEM.
HY CHARLES JAMEA FOX
Ily which the holder of- two Tickets must draw
UNE Prize, and may draw THREE!!! The rose, the sweetly blooming rose,
- - ire from the tree 'tis torn,
To be drawn in Baltimore on THURS. :
Is like the charm which beauty showir
• D.4i, the 2t:4.thwitistant. I . it life's exulting- mum
- , imatEsT PRI/E 10 9 000 DOLLARS! ••
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scimm E: -.
._. ButBut 11.1 . 1! -how soon its sweets are gone,
I prize of $lO,OOOOO I 8 50 4 prizes of 4](111- -The rose. bud withering hes,.
1 2 ' So--long ore life's pale eve conies on—
I 1,000 520 520
.• T flowe r o fdi es.
he b eau t y
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2 500 i I
200 - 4 - But since the fairest heaven-e'er made
2 :10010000• 15U ' Soon withering we shall find, - 2 200 I . Be thine, sweet girl, what tie'er shall fade,
IlallTickets, One Dollar—Quarter's 50 cts. The BEAUTIES of the MIND.
TO BE HAD AT :
4 Zn i .....1.. A. ra NO 77 Ir 3. „•
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CLAirtiaN
,011 ices, N. TV. corner of Baltimore and Calvert, Unsought, unhappy, ono uttano,\-,,,
: • N.AV. corner of Baltimore . (mil (:ay, N. E, Co,. llis t . r rt.
leer of . Baltimore and Charles.sts.
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IT T — Where the lii sliest prize in the recent State
Lotteries has been oftener sold than at any other
offices ! ! !
either by mail (postpaid) or private
conveyance, enclosing- the cash tier prizes, will
Meet the same prompt and punctual attention, as
iron pensonal application. Address to
.1011 N CLARK,
Lottery Vender, Baltimore.
July 5, 1831
V,EPZIIITE.
The subscriber, being about to remove Irom
Gettysburg, will expose. to public sale,
On Saturday the Oth, of August next,
at his dwelling, L, quantity or
i rs T -p 11)
V law 4AI Vo rot.; bow
COOKING - STOVE,
TWO TEN"-PiAT.I4I--STOVES
ONE COW /
With a variety or other articles. Sale to
commence • a ' •
and a credit will be.giveli by
JOHN •N. S'I'ARR
July 12, 131.
17.71L11313LE PROPER7'Y
FOR SALE,
Will be offered for sale at public vendue,
On Saturday the 15th of October next,
on the premises, at 1 o'clock, P. M. that oar'
&able property, late the 'estate of John
Stephens, dcc'd, known by the name of the
Bcrniudian Greek Woollen Fac
tory, and Farm,
Situate' in Huntingdon township, Adams
• county, 2i miles south of Petersburg, (York
Springs.) The improvements are, a 2 story
m- - op
8 - 1) !V 11' CI
v./ raw km+ w
;; ; ; 2 'Tenant Houses, with Stables, a
bank Barn, (stone under and log
above,) stone 'smoke-house and drying kiln
under one, arid stone spring-house, and foun
tain pinup at the hack door; two
APPLE ORCHARDS—
one of which is yotnig, bearing
and thriving; and a great number
of Peach trees.
The FACTORY HOU.E. is a tp 3.Btory
STONE PUILDING seven •. ' •
ong—W . Ile ► contains the Fulling Mill and
all the other acce s s, (1111 nutehinery--- - -a good
stone Dye Shop convenient. The Stream
is good and slanding.
_ There are 225 acres in this firm, with a
sufficiency of meadow—about 100 acres of
it are covered with timber. It will suit well
to divide, as the great road leading' from
Carlisle. to Oxford runs through said Farm.
The terms will be made known on the
day of sale by
• . 7710.11 AS STEPIIEN I N,
Surviving Ex'r. of .John Stephens, dee'd.
Petersbur g . ; (welt Springs,) t
July 12, 164.31.' ' is-14
N. B. Lithe above Property is not sold :
on said day,it will then be offered for Rent for r i
1 year front the first of April nest. 'l'. S.
NOTICE 1 HEREB YGI FEN,—
FrlO . all persons coneerned,.that the Sub
scriberi have been appointed AUDI
TOR S i . to settle and apportion the remain 4.
lag Assetts of the Estate of THOMAS,
BOANER, dec'd among the Creditors of
said' dcceased: and that they will meet, for
that purpose, at the house of Philip Heagy,
in cpettysburg,,en Saturday the 13th of Au
,gust next, at 'lO o'clock, A. I4l.—where all
persons interested wili - ptease attend.
THOS . . C. 'MILLER,
JNO. •B. 11tc TITERSO N, • a;
J.NO: IW. STEVENS ON, 4
July 12, 18:1,1.
INFOR 111A43 ON - WANTED.
_ -
11 ME itibscri her is desirous of acquiring
- 01 - 1 informaiion ofher daughter Mary Anna
who she supposes came to this country from
• Oermany,aboat 7or 8 years ago. Jfthe said
::Mary One isiany 'herein the ,Uniied States
is to inform her that the subscribes, her
rnotlier i is a residels,Orederick-town, Ma
rYland, and longs to see 'her.
04rEdifets 111 every part ofthe Union will
confer a, favor by giving this .notice an in
sertion. • .CI T 1 AN
July 5, 1831. . _ • •• .
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DUCIT AiITOR PA7'RLE PRODESSE Cll . lllll-S—"TitF: LOVE. OP MT ( IMTNTIIV LV.ADS MY: TO fir or ADVANTAGE TO MY FRI,Low-CITIZERS."
He has no with—he's quite alone,
Unsought, nn happy, and unknown;
Ills days pass by, nor pleasure give,
lie breathes,•rnethink, but dues not live ,
He has . no wife —he does not know,
'Flo joys, from wedded liti , that slow;
His absence there is none to mourn,
No eye looks bright at his return.
Ile has no ‘vilb—his joy are
he is and healthy too;
How selfish he, who will not share,
His wealth with woman, (bast( and fair
Ile has no with—no partner's smile, ,
(Jr lisping- tongue his hour beguile,
His heart no hod attachniont knows,
Regardless of both friends and cues.
no has no wilb—and is it meet i
That man should live to drink and eat;
For this did the Almighty hand,
For in man tho ruler, of Cho laud?
Ile has no wile—lmd is it so—
His days are numbered here belbw;
Ile soon must go whence mimic return,
And then—his dug amid eat will mourn
kik ] v • 4 PQ
v . 4 -Id,
b • I\ i 0
E 0.--.7annorrizzazz.
'A
TALE IMITATED k'ItOM THE HERMAS
A beautiful Lady of Bourdeaux, mourned
with the sincerest grief for her husband,
who, as she heard by report, had perished
a shipwreck. A numerous crowd ofsui
tors, attracted by heryouthfial charms, only
waited the confirmation of this rumour to
solicit her hand. She behaved towards
them with the utmost decency and proprie
ty; yet, as she wished to make a return for
the politeness they slimed her, she made a
splendid entertainment Cr them, on one of
the concluding days of the carnival. While
the company were engaged in play, a stran
ger, habited as a genius, entered, and sat
down to play with the lady, Ile lost, de.
'minded revenge, and lost again. This ad
verse fortune attended him, ten or twelve
times successively, because he adroitly
managed the dice in such a manner that the
chance-was continually against him. Other
players then wished to try their luck with
him, but experiment did not turn to tlteir
advantage. The lady again resumed her
place; and - wort an'immense sum which the
mask lost with a good humour and gaiety
that absolutely astonished - the spectators.
Some person observed, !odd enough to be
heard, that this was not da t
ts-1 1
,y throiVing away one's money; on which,
raising his voice ; he said, "that.he was the
Demon of riches, which -ho--valued not, ex
cept so liir as it was in his power to bestow
them on that' lady;" and immediately, to
prove the truth ()fills words, he,_ produced
several bags of gold, and others filled with
diamonds and different - kinds dr• precious
stones,- ()Hering to stake them, .one single
throw against any thing of the must trival
value she. might please to propose. The
• lady startled, and embarrassed by this
and
now rernsed . to play any more,
the company know, not what to .thiok Of this`'
extraordinary occurrence, when an old lady
present, observed to the person next her,
' i that he must certainly be the devil; and that
his riches, his appearance, his discourse,
and his dexterity of play- all sufficiently
chewed that .he was. The stranger, over-'
hearing this, profitted by theilMit.' Ilea -
smned the air', and style of temagician, al
luded to various cirgoinstances which could
be known only to the lady, spoke. several.
tereign long ages, performed inatiy ingen
ious tricks, and Concluded by dOlaring,
t
that he wi -come to demand a certain per
son in company, who had given herself
to him, and who, he protested, behinued to
him; asserting, at the same time, that he
would take her to himself, and never leave
her more, in defiance of every obstacle..'
.All eyes were now iiii the lady, Who knew
not what to think of-this adventure; the wo
ink,trembled, the men smiled, and the gen
ius still continued to excite the perplexity
and:admiration of the comPany. This ex
traordirairy scene lasted-scleng; that some
grave personages at last arrived, who inter
rogated the dremonitttid were on t+apeint of
exorcising -him.
.
The . Mask,' howeveNturned,everything
into ridicule with so much wit,that he had
the laughter on his side. - At 'length, -when
lie food it was no longer tithe 'for gi raillery,
he wok Off;his mask, iyirieh iminediately,
oft thetienouement *ilis i!gtraorditi o y en'.
tertainthent, excitect;an'exelamation from
the 'inistress
,61.7 the hotteci . ._,,, lathe generous
GETTYSB.URG, TITESDAY, JULY 19, 1831.
The first section of the Baltimore and
Susquehanna Rail-road was completed last
week, and opened,tbr trivet on Monday last,
the 4th inst. It is seven Indus in length,
was liniShed, in a durable style, at an
expense of twelve thousand dollars per mile
—which is about one half of the cost, per
mile, of the Baltimore and Ohio Rail-road.
It is said that this section forms the most
difficult part of the route. Those who are
acquainted with the country, will readily
admit that the 'expense of constructing the
whole road between Baltimore and Ycirk
cannot, if ordinary economy be used, bear
any undue .proportion to the advantage
which must result from its completionolike
to the city of Baltimore and to the extensive
range of country in Pennsylvania - to which
it would furnish an additional improved
avenue to the seaboard. Prejudice and so
phistry may do much to retard the progress
wort; ut to proportion as correct
notions of political economy become diffused
among the people, and the true interests of
the farmers and mechanics of the interior.
are perceived, opposition will cease. Penn
sylvanin, with such inexhaustible - stores of
iron and coal, and such a superabundance
of agricultural products--:depending for their
value mainly on facile mid cheap access to
market—is too deeply interested in encour
aging mutual intercourse, to persevere long
in a course of legislation as short-sighted as
it is contemptible, and which has been fos
tered and promoted only by the intrigues
used and false.. views presented by a greedy
and grasping spirit of monopoly.
Lancaster Eramitar.
The tire burns bright in New Hampshire!
The sons of the Granite state are arousing
themselves from a long and inglorious kik
argy. The Antimasonic convention at Ly
man was attended by about FIVE HUN
DRED FREEMEN, who promptly enter
ed their names "During the war" upon the
Muster Roil of political Antimasonry.
Freight is now carried from Pittsburg to
Philadelphia for one dollar per cwt. The
price six years ago, we are told, was eight
dollars rer cwt.
A most lamentable accident, the conse
quence of inexcusable negligence, happened
at the hospital of the St. Esprit, at Toulon,
(France,) on the 17th May. The previous
evening there had been a distribution olsoup
to the poor; but the whole supply not being
exhausted,. the. ret , ,a inde - rivas put by in the
copper boilers ikwhich it had been made
till the next day o- , , ,,wh0n it was divided be.
tween 12 poor old i / iiMen, and within a few
hours after every 'one, of them expired in
dreadful agony.
A lad of spiril.,--The Cincinnati Gazette-!
states that a lud recently climbed the Court
!louse steeple, 159 feet from the ground,
and straightener 4te vane, which frOinJack ;
sonisteor sorkfe other cause needed r refor
mation. Heir eniiided one dollar, but the
public °dicer, exulti n gly looking at the re
formed vane;, would give but 50 cents. The
boy turned on his heel and when the officer
looked at rioe vane, 20 minutes after, he
fOund it had been IV ortonized. The refor
mer had ag ain akended. Since then sev
eral olfershave been made_ to , have fixed
but no than could be found to peril his neck.
In Fairfield county, Ohio, John GOphart
was httely sentenecd- to imprisonment for
life for nmrder in the - secend-degree; having,
killed Daniel Waters by blow on the head
with a Title. The occurrence took place at
a turkey shot, wheie the deceased !vacant.
menced a quarrel with the prisoner's father,
who decided a shot against him.
"The ‘,'Hiiiidinaid" is u . pots us.—Since
he publication of our laSt paper, we have
. experienced, to some extent, the "searching
operation" of proscription. Several of our
masonic subscribers have ..pultd, up" andwithtlruwn
theif patronage, and others have,
.threatened to do the • same. Others again,
make themselves very , busy, and . are indasL
triously circulating a repart among :ur
',l4eltson t friends, that we
lla:ye --abinuliuieir,
"01 leti;," than ivhie4t;_tiabi ti - ..r . cull : be
I=
, stranger she immediately recognized her
.husband; who having been in Spain, had
gone from thence to Peru, where he had
made an immense fortune and retivned la
den with riches. Ile had learned nu hiq.
arrival, that his lady 'was to give an enter
tainment and a masqued ball to shine par
ticular friends. An opportunity so favOra
ble to disguise, inspired him with a wish to
introduce himself without being known, and
he had chosen the most extravagant dress
he could ineet with. The whole company,
Which in a great measure consisted of his
relations and friends, cong,ratulated lieu on
his return, and „willingly resigned to him
his amial)le lady whom lie had very justly
claimed as his own.
_ .
y
l'uriaus;
That the mind desulory man, stallions of change
And plea,ied tnilh . norell y, may he indul,red."
SUSQUEHANNA ItArLROAD.
more false. They- are using every means- the pleasdre resulting from s e nsual indtil
in their power to disarrange our business. grace, and the strength of temptation, ari-
Let them go on—let them throw every oh- : sing, perhaps from some etmatitntional bias
stacle in our way—they strive in vain. We I —yet I the not hesitate to say that no per.
-shall-414-4—shrink tlae pedal II Me Of -
our duty, but fait hinlly and fearlessly, dis
charge-it, to the utmost:of our ability, and )
we believe that we shall he sustained. The
cause of truth, liberty, and equal ►•fights will
prevail.
We kiave not entered upon this contest
bjindtbkrod, nor rashly; we have given it a
thurough.and - catlid i4estigittion, and it is
our 'candid opinion, that the principles of
Alasonri.'Thre inimical to the interests of so
ciety, and prejudicial to a republican gov
ernment. It' we have erred iu our judg
ment, it is an error of the head, not of the
heart; and until we are convinced that we
arc wrong, we shall strenuously adhere to
stand we have taken, and rest the issue
with the virtue and intelligence of tale peo
ple.—Dayton, Ohio, Republican.
JoitN MonpLAND, whose apprehension,
escape, and re-apprehension caused some
excitement in this city a few months ago,
advertises in the Fredericktown (Md.) Ifer
that having setttled with.creditors and
surrendered to them all, his property, he has
"had the pleasure of being released" from
his confinement, and is now determined;to
use all his exertions to obtain a • livelihood.
Lancaster Examiner.
The Philadelphia National Gazette says.
—'"Between the ith tilt, and the 18th of last
month, three hundred and three dogs were
'disposed of M this eity,under the Dog Law
Messrs._Edi tots, In looking over Mar
tin's London Magazine, for the year 1755-
50, I was struck with the coniparative view
of the population of the British Provinces in
North America, at that time, with that of
•I • ,
haps, be amusing to your readers, and 0
the
curions'in.such mattet.t , i i to know what the
population of this continent was in those
days; I have, therefore made a copy of it
which I hand to you for publication.--Bos
ton Centinel.
In Nova Scotia, besides the Military, the
English inhabitants were found to be
In New 'Hampshire,
Massachusetts,
Rhode Island,
Connecticut,
* - New York,
New Jersey,
Penns.ylvania
Maryland,
V irgniia,
North Carolina,
South Carolina,
Geurgitt,
FRIENDS, Olt QUAKERS.
In a series of interesting, letters, codtain
ingm descriptive sketch of Vet mont, address
ed-to the Duke of Montrose by Dr. John A.
Graham of the city of New York, and, pub
lished in London, 1797 are the -foll Iw.
c ntracteetstic remarks, alike honorable to
authoi and the people of whom he writes:
he is describing the town of Danby, adjacent
to Clarendon,Terthont, and proceeds thus:-r
"It is principally settled with Friends, a
sect commonly called Qyakers, and well in
deed do they merit the endearing appellation
by which they are in this place known, as
they are a bright example to the- neighbor
ing towns: and I doubt not, you will agree
_with me in-ails:opinion, when I assure you,
they scarce ever employ lawers, sheriff's,
constables, nor those abhorred pests of soci:
eta-, ificitijiwpfrff. No, they mind their
own business, without impertinently or Ofh
4ciously prying into_the allhi, s of others; they
pay their own debts without the aid of court
adjucations; live together in harmony and
'peace, white economy and peace have made
them independent,
"Having been personally,. and long ac
quamted with great numbers-of families of
this sect of Friends, both in the cities o'f!
New York and Philadelphia, as well as with
a Majority of those iii the five New England
States, in conscien - ce, I feel it a duty incum 7
bent on ine totieclare there is not a society
of people so industrious, quiet, peaceable,
punctual and exemplary in the whole seven
States, as that of the Friends:
Ina
.charge to a Grand Jury in Florida,
following remarks made by the
Judge. 'lt idiot Often that we see the, pro
fano-swearer so pointedly rebuked from 'the
Judicial Bench on oceasions of this kind:
"I cannot forbear., noticing, and calling
your attention to an offinceugainst.tlie pub
lic morals, but toe frequently practised by
all classes in society: I mean the practice
of profane sivearmg in common. conversa
tion- the . vices. the tivickedness and
ingonnity of man lfiisbeen able to invent,
there is wino-that ftireishes a more melan
choly evidence of moral degradation'itind
depravity ofmittl,, than the practice of pro
fang swearing in common conversationibo--
datistr;t is att epiled tivkli no . poSsible On
pl4Sitri7 The unchaste, the - glut
ton'
5,000
30,000
200,000
25,000
80,000
90,000
50,000
250,000
85,000
90,000
35,000
30,000
0,000
Total, 986,000
A zealous, and in his" - ways very eminent'
preacher,. happened to miss a constant au
ditor from hig coniregation.. SchiSm had
already made some depredatinusnu.the-Aild,
which was not so large, but, t.. a practised
eye the reduction of even one was percep
tible. "What keeps our friend B. away
from us?" 'was the anxious question propos
ed dy our vigilant minister to his clerk; "I.
have not seen him among us this three
weeks; I hope it is not 'Socinzairism that
keeps him away." "No, your honor," re
pljed the clerk, "it is something worse than
Socinianism I" "God forbid it. Aoeld .be
deism." "No, your, honor, it i's - something
worse than that." "Worse than • Deism
Good ,Iteavens, I trust it is not 4theism."
"No, • your honor, it is something worse
than title." "Worse than Atheiiitttr• Im
possibl6, nothing can be worse than .Athe- ,
ism."' "Yes it is, your lionor-,--it is Rheu—i.,
nieztism."
It is said, by some knowing ones,!fi a t
Eaton was ajming to get lugham*Ate/L
Lone, for the. use of I.ivingston's
* *camp.
*
um* , in fihillillxt satnnet; and tot had he ,
fought and Mit, the 'skAbotte of aq ,
enemy, would
,to \ceriiiinly have graced
their litiatkons; tinh;ss Inghani's toinb shoal'
have been sectirely guarded. Let him look
TERMS OF THIS PAPF:V-:-Two- Dot t AR
per annum—payable half yearly in.advante. did
mit}hr rip( :tta ken for less than six months, and
none discontinued until all arrearakes are paid,
oh .4 iit the option of the Editor—rand a failure
to notify )r-..4lk:eontionafice Will" be considired a
new engagernelit;-And the paper forwarded ac.
cortlingly: —. •l-• • "
I'ERMS-C-1152 PER ANNOM.
V OL. 15.
..• • v , irn ut t - tc wor. wit a
propel ty to profanity' iii blasphemy. The
swearer is not influenced by the hope ofpro
lit, which animates the thief and gambler.
Proltnity leads to lying, and - the practice of
lying the high road to perjury."
A voting man in Now York, in passing'
along a wharf, where a ship'from one of the
ports of Ireland was about to he made fast,
stopped to.observe the passengers. .An the
bustle ofattempting to get luichly on shore ;
one \ of them 101 into the dock; and instantly
sunk under the vessel—without a niment's
hesitation, the young man before alluded to,
who had remained to gratify his curiosity,
plunged into. the deep after the drowning.
111;111, and with considerable-difficulty sue.
ceeded in bringing liim safe on land They
proved to be brothers.
Dignified conduct of a :young
Eliza Entbert, a young Parisian lady, rem
lutely discharged a gentleman to whom she
was to have.been..married, because-he-ridi------
euled religion. Having given him a gentle .
reproof, he replied, "that a man of ther
world would -not-be- -so-old-fashioned- tar-Lto.--
regard God and religion." Eliza started—.
but on recovering herself, said, ofrom this
moment when I discover that you do not
respect religion, I cease to be yours. lie'
who does not love and honor God, can ne
ver love his wife constantly and sincerely."
A cannister containing a quantity of gun- -
powder was plated on the steps of the homer
of Francis Bloodgood, Esq. Mayor of Alba
ny, on the 4th_ inst. with a slow match, the'
explosion of—which-shattered—the windows
of that and the adjacent buildings. A re:
watd ofone hund ed •.. • . ; •
apprehen§ion of the perpetrator of this, Act
of wanton mischief.
Annual Deport of the New Yolk City .
Tract Society.-:—This document,which has
just been printed, states that duriug the past
year 7,721,000 pages of tracts have been
distributed in the city of New York. Near,
ly six millions of this number have befg
distributed by the City Committee, and the
rest by the Shipping and Steamboat Com- .
mittee, the Committee on Criminal and.
Humane Institutions, the Island Committee
and the Executive and Market Committees/.
The receipts for the past yea' have amount
ed to $,:.5,882 43, of which $2,380 66 were
donations from individuals, .and the rest
principally paid in by various subordinate
tract associations. A balance of $209 40
remaining in the treasury. ' s.
A number of sailors were dining togeth
er rat a boarding house in Havanna, when
one, an eccentric Yankee, hastily arose'
from the table, and in a threatening posture,
_flourishing- his knife i -bawled out, _"who
dares to say he dont like roast beef ?" "1
dare-say so," cried an Englishman at the
opposite side of the table. "Well," said
Jonathan, coolly taking his seat again,
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Traveller's Direetion,A friend, who'
has travelled, relates the following as a-lit
eral direction given to hirn by au inhabitant
of a remote New• England towitot reply to
his inquiry for the direct road to meet-
ing house. ',Well, ah, stranger, you go
right strait ahead, till you come to a large
oak tree then. you take that are tree on
your right shoulder and .go on until yoo
come to the brick school-house—then take
the brick. school-house on your left shoulder
and keep strait on till you come to. Squire
Wiligate's-,4lnd then do you take thesquire's
house-right ou your back, and- you can't
niissOle way,"
WORST OF ALL;