BIN
IMIE=IS
POETRY.
FROM FR 11. No: niPs OUERINa.
11:4,17 MORN S',) C.
rdc, is wet with shining dews,
silvei hells kang on.each tree;
opening flower and bursting, bud
Breathe incense forth- unceasingly.
The inavis pip: • 1 , 1 greeli-wc-.1 shade,
The thcos;le.ri cts the spreading thorn
. , ,tportt flirt 41; , . crtny , 'art:,
kin
ates the rosy face 1; f morn..
early prhne,
And, li.tr!;! hark! hark!
His merry' chime,
Chirrup.; the larii!
iirrup! Chi,ruid he heralds in
jolly sun with ninon in nni
ie, cnoie toy a Ai .‘ sliAo
rroni each droc : .ih, 601 , 211;
-v'll git" hi' nto 1110 111.1(1111
T . /111 t 1 11 , lpon ci. nr,
(• • r o'er vase unc
ai !item-1111.g free;
it Cl cuCs have
I,eaven it ler,::q jubilee.
And it C. rl
for, mark., love in:trk!
bAlied it ti•rht,
C.:irrops the
Chirrop!rrhirrup! iii,vard.;
Lilco holy tla.eig,lits to clondless skiei
'l'hcv lc
•k all heart who encinet feel
';,.ice of heaven, within then' thrill:
In suninnir when reouniing high,
T! ,- i merry minstrel r.. hi SI fill.
e let us see!. yon
Where brightest wild Hewers choose to be
And where its clear streain murmurs on,
illeet tyke ()four love's purify.
No n :mess the:o—
And •,'er us, hark!
Hi gh in the
Chirrups the lark!,
Chirrup! chirrup! away soitl•ii he
Bear*, to Leaven niy-k-ows ter thee! •
Ah what would he the life of man,
If left in deSert or on
Unlighted up by Leant smile?
...._Even though he breathed aAlonarch's Lame,
And o'er his own FOY reigned supreme,
Whit theucands bending to biS sway,.
1;•lov:ly o:non were away,—
What were his life? what would it he?
A vapour on a shoreless sea,
A troubled cloud in darkness test,
Along the waste of waters lost;
A ship deserted in the gale,
Without a steersman or• a sail,
A star or beacon light before,
Or hope or haven over more,
A thing without a lumen tic,
•
Unlaced to live, unwept•to die.
ITAR!ETk.
WISHING F It DEATH.
The haLit of avoiding personal danger,
or C.:: instinct that leads to tile preservation
of is so strong, thilt p :mons who are
resr.,:vud on suicide sometimes conduct it in
a vc ry ludicrous manner under the fear of
that death which they are desirous of pro
curinv. •
‘V-o have heard of a countryman, who had
made tin his mind to "shuttle off this mor
tal coil,"and-only-waited until he had settled
in his the most comfm table way of dy
ing. Isi , u being aide readily to agree with
liinigelf on the important point, h. informed
a neE4libor of whom he met with an axe
on !lis shoulder, ti:at he was resolved upon
deAli, :aid would' ialic it :is a favor if he
would assist him in the ma;ompliblunent of
his purpose. His neighbor being willing
to humour the candidate for a change, of
worlds, told him he was just going into the
woods to chopping, and that if he .vould ac
company him he wouP tell a tree upon him
and- put an end to his lire with very little
trouble.
'.}e we c'• the-m orla, --and consider r4sell
bound to rio'or life. I'll go . and be killed
directly.''
• ---4r4-iirt43,lle-followri-the-it-xe--rri • •
tt.e, woods. A. ‘,!e was chosen, and he was
here to -swirl, sti ikr?to receked
tis fad force of its fall. Ile fixed !thoseLl
at the spot, and CAded In 6 arms, and prepar
ed to await the event.
=6l
The chopper began to lay on with vigor
ous blows while the dez,;.li's candidate kept .
las eye Upon the top of the tree, to see when it
would fall. He stood composed C,r a while
but at length began to appear till sy and
not perfectly satisfied with his prospects.—
Aud whip the se - awed to hint to re
double his blows, winking ajid winking, he
trloulrhflie perceived the true nod,,and that
the ta.".a moment would his last. The
cold sweat began to issue *roar his slcin—
his litubs tremblede---he could stand it no
longer! lie took to * llight and rn ver lo6ked
behind until he had got; et least forty
reds, when he ventured to stop. Il) was
plashed by the axe-roan, 3%110, Ott caviling
up, - asked him why he ran a %va v
"Oh P' - imid he,. "I
. was afrnin if (*staid
there 1 should be killed."
"I thought," returned-the choprr, "you
came on purpose to be hilh:ll!7,,
"Ali, true," said the VITATFAxith !r,rcat sim
plicity, "but 1 thrgot that. thi h.iw 1
iremblvd. If I'd sthid a loinyto lon
ger, 1 should have beeu d; , ad N‘
a
Crash it made when tt tell !"
"Crash! why -I hetren is si:tptlin2. Y . rt,
merel . y chopped it with the
"Ntritit the itez , (l of thc: You say?
0 you cheating iitcal! hut I'll ecvny trust
you to kill tile d if I
" I . haile lost ow Hopeiito,",;;Hid
tic Irish geolennimand nu Pilii:.oot
foraufr on tip trenchcr,
Supp;e: ""I hope," uo poor lo;:11 hakfoum.l
it; or it would ruin him iu a mm:lc."
,From th.r.tSenera 1' , '4.11$ Ad r.
QUERY.---llow long is ti "Jack-Mason's
i. cArti.ie r6O callixtow
j ittotttothe of no &Witt, 4fitie4llllt,it 1;4
'; . llkCCollllsl4idtkleti to Op
• 1
—, - --ntwityq,oxtethottg itiosi.ctil 114 4.‘qttrtily
TBE A TI-MASONIC STAR AND REPUBLICAN BANNER:
or wrong,' murder and trea
son not excepted. But 'how to mea-tire
that of the facto we are puzzled -7
for they are neither this nor that. Thev
Will tell you that Freemasonry is a bail
that---furr. That the murder of Morgan
was a had thing—iWT. 'Dial the guilty
should be p un ished---11UT 'That they are anti
initsonsit-r, it won't do to oppose masons
—no, not at all--it will hurt their feelings.
our land, that iniquity must b 9 coumenan
cud through fear of the consequences of op.
po , ..intr it.
"'l3lest be the rapt' o,nt binds us."
A GOOSC &roillT.- .ILalw Man, wo
man or chill, rcF,h'ent this side of the Cape
of (;ood ilpe, or Ilorn, should staud
in need of a p;oeese, they ..:an he tiecommo
dat-Ti, apl'sltention to•Ttie editor
( L) 1 this e have One 011111.11 d,
Wa ,. lllll*(!ila , .'d ;7--;ittirday, anti has hi!'.!lt
seven limes 10;TACII, six times baked, 7ind
fifteen times stewed and boiled, ai,d het the
-zareophieri that. envelopes his flesh, resists
the edge of the axe, the cleaver, and the
we have a small rcizard thr the
4 ~
euuery that we possess, We are desirous
that the aforesaid po,.;e tic dishy sed
We Chitty would last a family of coin" ,
men size about six and thiity years.'
[Cincinnati Repub.
STA RR.Y THO G EITS.—The follow
ing unique composition appears in the Hunt
ingtlon(Pa.) Courier, in the shape of a can
dor' to the :
Wheroas My Pink, my pretty toy, .
Iklv wife, MN , SARAH. JANE,
Has left my home . ; and her employ,
'l'•+ rove about again ;
This caution's theretbre to forewarn
All people not to trust • •
To her the worth of an Acorn,
Or lose it altsthey must;
For I'm determin'd not to pay
The value of a straw
Of her contractsein anyway,
Unless compelled by law,
ROBERT II RPER
Mrs. Chapone was asked why she always
came so early to church. Because, said
she, it \ is a part of my religion not to disturb
the rekgion of others.
Advertis - ements.
J
The subscriber has taken that old
tA TirtYl ll- 0 'TN wriN
soli war
, `A. •
(FORMERLY •OCCUPIED BY LASIIELLSO
On the York and , Gettysburg Turnpike
Road, 5 miles from Gettysburg, and
24 from. or/.
Having provided himself with every ac
commodation for Travellers, Wagoners, and
Drovers, he invites those who travel that
way to give him a call, and judge whether
his entertainment and charges do not justify
the invitation.
ROBERT TAYLOR.
April 27,1831. , tf-2-3
N. B. Persons indebted to ire, are re
quested to call on 11los Mc(LEAN, Esq.
in whose' hands I liaveplaced my books,
and make immediate settlement. Ft. T.
The sithscrther respect fhlly informs the citi
zens or Gettysburg and its vicinity,
THAT RE IS MAKING, AND EItEPIRED TO
MANUFAC'EURE, ALL lil-M?ti
u.xlivrvxtri
- IN ills LINE 01' BUSINESS IN A F11117:1t101: STYLI;
At Mr: thigh Dcnwiddie's Shop, in South
'Baltimore street, and next door to ,1I r.
David Little's Coach Factory.
He hopes that those wishing to purchase
will do themselves and, him the favor to
call and • examine his work before they
purchase elsewhere. .
0::..7'C'',0"1 7 7:17 ; Z:! made to ordefat the
shortest notice. '
• L. SHARP.
March 9, IS3I. 6t-48
T A e; 1111. X G
The sukseriber takes this method to inthrm .
• the pithlie r2enerally,
lir NicEj) THE
•
T..2m2af - 14
. Adams eqiinig, Pa.,
Whet'c he will execute all of iers in his liir!
of Lail:toe:is promptly,.and iu ft.:: ~01-4 t;ish
ionahle manner, for Cash orVo , dorp
doce. A, he has made iirrangetilents, to re
eivelitii-Quarterly Rept'irts or the
Philadelphia FatiliiollS..
Th row .h the aid of My. Aro , / Ward's
ProYetcior - S,,i.vtein of C.illiat : : (k'ormott.l
he will be IT:ailed to please...all who may
ravorliiin with their custom.
JACOB 110SSLER.
Cash:co‘Kii, llarCh 30,1831.
.3144;11)iciiii. AT THIS •
,: i i:1:;;-1 - 7,f00, 11 . Tit!: LAS'. - i. TUE=
• 1;4111 On all those 'indebted
to nie, either by beanl,-tiote . or hook acedunt,
to collie ibrlvard flct 'make settlement—lt'
this ii4iee li:ia eilbertliall toy itr.
Hier itotice r tinfisit indehted 'make
sail it nientivith perstAis whq will add * COSTS
tV thuir - • • • : *
• .*O . 1 ' *•••. 1A I%IEB T,IIOI`IPSON.7:
. April 27. l Htit.
A dvertisements.
LAYING
OF THE
CORNER STONE.
The public is re - Aretrully inthrmed, that Oil
• CORA ER sTos E
OF TIIEV
.2 . ictLl Seminary,
Cdt]
IN 'l'll IS PLACE, WILL lIE t LAID ON
THURSPAY, the 26th of May instant
It is expected that the Rev. Messrs.
UttrtrouN and Rricx will address the audi
ence in the G - erman, and Messrs. ScuAEr
-r-ra-Brni-kirArrit it the - English - language.
The services in the Gerntan language to
commence at 10 - o'clock, and in tic English
at hall past 11 o'clock A. M. A collection
will be taken for the benefit Of the Institn:
tion. On the evening of the same day the
t Iraduate Addiess will be delivered by the
HAvEnsTteli, and on the mornin"
thllowing,: at 10 o'clock the AlltliVerSitlV
Addresses of the Students.
J. G. MORRIS,
Sec'ry of the Board.
May 11, 1;7,31
-NOTICE.
•
rpm. creditors of JOHN BEA Rlr. an
-MI " insolvent debtor, are notified to present
their claims to the subscriber tbr settlement.
ELIZAtETIi YET'rs,
May 18, 1831. Tr ustcc.
NOTICE.
Prothonotary's Office,
Nlay. 5, 1831.
T HE' account of Jou N 'ZIEGLER, Trustee
orEuzAerrit EHRHART, a nun com
ps mentis, is filed in my (Alice, and will
atti'xed for confirmation on the 4th Mon
day of August next. .
GEO. WELSH, Proth'y.
THE EAGLE HOTEL.
,------
THE undersigned respectfully informs
his old friends and customers, and the
public in general, that he has taken that
well known -
1.N7 TIN 0.11C4
.•
4 %.. .- *.
t TILE
~ -.4. . 4. .4
1 ,t,4:.•,, , N.--x EAGLE
`
Situate on the' corner of Baltimore and Mid
dle streets, formerly occupied by Mr. B.
G ILBERT. The house is large and con
venient. His Bar is well stocked with the
bust of Liquors, and his Table will always
be furnished with the best the market can
afford. Time stabling is .good and roomy,
and attended by an attentive Hostler..
Travellers and others are assured, that
he will use every exertion in his power to
render both Man and Horse comfortable.
PHILIP HEAGY.
April` 6, 1831. tf-52
sleety Store.
THE Subscriber respectfully informs his
friebds and the Public, that he has just
returned from . the Cities of Philadelphia and
Baltimore, with an
EXTENSIVE AND ENTIRELY NEW
ST 0 Clic Or GOODS,
Which he intends opening in the house of
the lute John AN:mm.ll,4 , h y, Esq. deceased,
-situate- -on-the--Soial*,,__WAst_. O r ner_of flit
Centre Square in Gettysburg,
CONSISTING OF A '
GENERAL ASSORT_ ENT OF
DRY .
GOODS,
•
GROCERIES,
Queens and Mass WARE,
LOOKING GLASSES,
• AND
LIQUORS, &c.
.(FOR rARTiCULARS, SEE lIAIND-BILLS)
A personal appearance Alt• his establish
ment, the LOW PRICES or the Goods,
and elegant assortment, will be an induce
ment for them to f)urchase—"Look before
you leap !"
The Public's bumble servant,
SAMUEL FAHNESTOCK.
Gettysburg, April 20, 1H:31.-
AGENCY IN PIIILADiII'IIIA.
OFFICE OF TOM Lon S Boer:,
11;.2 Chesnut St et.
L. A. CODE,Y &
OFFEit their services to collect tbr their
city and - ceiintry tripods, and all others ;
having claims against individuals laid nth- .
ers in Philadelphia. .They have determin
ed to devote a considerable piirtion oltheir
time to this new branch, and are well eon.
vinced that their exertions will give satis
tliction to their employers. There arc no
doubt many persons at a distance baying
claims that might he collected, were they
aware or responsilde persons to _address.—
l'he great es ruse in many instances paid
tot Lawyer's tees, and where there-has been
no necesity fr c . such a .proceeding, prevents
many lug.; fill. accounts from being adjusted.
They will r ceive bills & actitunts' from anv
part of t he (Seantry ,which4ill 'be imaindiat9-
ly untended to, & the pi oceeds applied in this
citY,or forwarded by mail aimay be directed.
No charge in any case will he made unless
,the money is achially collected:.
,The corn
in tA:cry inhtagee.,,to cliavged.on
collections, will be 10 0 per "cent. Postage
irlust b0,p4,1, or. 411 letters 10 wind),
:sed Utttt -Letunit4l - 0 the perpoi: tworlijg.!•:, 7;
11it~ 11.
,;_. • ,
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ROOT & - SHOE MAILIEFIG.
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The Substsiber respectfully informs the in
habitants of Gettysburg 'and vicinity,
that he has taken the S'hop, in
West York Street., lately oc
cupied by Mr. Robert
Taylor, and that
71f is euEeAncu TO MANI7I'ACTI'HE
1;:.00TS &SHOES,
UP EV Eltlr 1/I:CR 1"110N,
In a neat wort:manlike manner, and that he
will constantly keep on lamd, a supply ol
ready made work. which he will warrant
to be as good Mal cheap as can be had in
any other shop in, the place. As IR' is a
complete hand for. nailing L.lnt Snots,
a nd just from the city of Baltimore she Will
ensure' such work done in the most tashiona
ble and durable manner.
DAVID SOM E S.
March :30, 1831.
rorrrmrs
VEGETABIA CATHOLICON.
A 1) VERTISEM ENT.
The unrivalled and extensive reputation
acquired by this medicine S Jim;
years, both in IlosuiTAL and ffivate prac
tice, demands from the proprietor his grate
ful acknowledgments to a discerning public.
Potter's Vegettilde Catholicon is offered fir the
cure of Diseases Of the Liver, Ulcerated Sore
'Throat, Debility resulting from Intemperance
- turd Dissipation, St:militia- or king's-Evil, Old
and Inveterate Ulcers, Pains in the Bonvs,
Rheumatism ' Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Dis
eases of the Lungs, Syphilis, Blotches on the
Face and Skin, White Swelling of the Joints,
Totter, Mercurial diseases, Piles, &ei &c. •
The Catholicon consists exclusively of
vegetable matter, anti with a slight deter
mination to the bowels, which it preserves
in a soluble
,state i acts insensibly, is pleas.
ant to the taste, and requires no particular
regimen or continemen.t: As a gentle ca
thartic medicine, itniativing the appetite and
restoring the general tone of the system, it
is confidently recommended to ladies in a
delicate situation.
The unrivalled and very extensive .char
acter which this medicine has enjoyed, for
the last six years, as a complete renovator,
and purifier of the blood and humours both
in Hospital and Private Practice, is!a sub
stantial basis for its future support. It has
obtained its present great distinction by the
extraordinary success which has attended
"it in the Healing Art,while every avenue and
track have been searched in vain for its
parallel; indeed, its discovery may, be con
sidered one Of the most sacred boons that
can be afforded to the unfortunate; and
most sincerely hope the sympathy of the
public will be excited to diffuse its invalua
ble merits.
There are at this time several spurious
mixtures in circulation abroad, and some
vended in this city, assuming to possess the
same, or equal virtues, of Potter's Catho!i
con. It is to be hoped that the unsuspect
ing willke placed on their guard against
such impositions, as much 'mischief has re
sulted from their use. They consist, prin
cipally of sarsaparilla sirops, viz. Sirup de
Cuishier or Rol) L'Atli,cteur, mid are sold
riticurjrotrwitt tire - re tbre - be
pithicular and purchase of none but toy au
thorized agents, where roil can obtain. the
(;ENIIINE CA THOI.J.CON.-
w. . 1 'OrrE
The following strong testimonial is furnished
at ' - tho request - of . Dr: - Daris;• ofl..ynchburg;; Va.
by a gentleman of great respectability-, residing
in that Place, certificate, of which
the follow;niz is an exact copy, is lett with the
proprietor of the Catholicon.
CASE.
LYNCITIRMG, Va. May sth, IS2B
At the request of Dr.—, I here give a state
ment of the_elfect 6P Potter's Catholicon in the
restoration of my health. .11Iy constitution had
been In a declining state for more than eighteen
;portals., I was notch troubled with a short dry
cough, slight difficulty of breathing, Which was
much increased by bodily exercise. At. night,
great oppression at. the chest was experienced,
with CNCVSSiye colhquative sweats, soreness and
pain in LllO sides and breast, with extrellle languor
and loss of ay; tile. In this situation, I travelled
to the New Kngland states by Sea, but obtained
110 permanent relief. Some time alter my return,
by %%ay of experinient, I was'induced,to use PoL
te r !,-; (:;Ltholicon, :and otter using two li6itterS, niy
liciath was per lortly restored.
DAVID R. EDIXY.
- CASE.
March ..`lBtls. 1829.
Dear Sir-21 11.cr many huttirectual trials to
irlieve myself - from a most se u-e and distressing
attacker dysproio, /HMI been completely cured
by the use p 1; to me, your invahntblea,Catholicon,
and I think it toy duty thus publicly to state my
ease, and in order that others may profit thereby.
The first symptoms or the disease were manilest:
ed in the spring of 1 i 27. Warned at,the approach .
of-Ctis lest coy er of'Aill ease, 1 had,reeourse to phy
sician "triter - rtysitdan, and reinedy alter remedy,
but received little or no relier. I was reconniteml
ed to retire into Alto country, where I so thr-re.
cruited, that 1 began to think the enemy was
lodgefl. I returned to the city, where in a shell
tints all my old symptoms returned :with &utile .
violetice. My stomach became so debilitated with
drugs Old 1 relinquished the "regulursydient and
entered own course Swahn's Panacea. It 4id
um no e6M, and I went back to my doetor,7. who
ertunnuid me with pulverized oyster shellsoitct. etc;
- My teeth beettrim loose, and Nome actuallyteil ;
fhere'was a constant pain,lit my joiqts,partioular.
I'y in damp weather, pains in my, ;:right side and
shoulder, etc. submitted to another courae
orniedical treatment, Until tlba fidlarf - - - iB 9 A - Yrikm
piy,l4ir siein_o4.sotorted liie - dimensb to be a. achirrns
that . I,dote'rmined try
Cuur Catlinlf;ii
ie., a-few doses w Inch - iniprove.
OM
my eippetite, and vivo nee n feeling of ease_ and
comfOrt,TcanniifieiiiiiTS:deseribe. In twelve il . sye
alter.using huf ear bottle, I Round myself
the few teeth I had left were firmly clasped by the
gums and my appetite and digesnon perfectly re
stored. I now enjoy as good health as I ever did,
and I nitTht say it is to your valua s ble Catholicon
that I attribute this happy result.
llespeeteully 'yours,
. EZIIA P. WILTBANK.
CASE.
—N R FOI-ACVa —Ma y-1 41
Dear will shortly state my former case.
I labored lbr six years under a violent Liver c ow _
plaint. It lirsl tuanifested itself in the summer
of 1, and rendered frequent application to an
eminent family physician necessary, by whose
prescriptions I could obtain only a temporary re
lief. After the lapse ofmany months, without re
ceiving any permanent benefit friun medicine, I.
vanillin the determinatilui to try your Catlndicon.
I took 1111141 bottle; , mind Gld, I (.011 truly
say lII' disease (lithe liver entirely left me; mid I
Lavr 511 0 robren as well and hbarty as man eati
in the 111110-d enjoyment Of healer( and spirits.--
My cure W;I:: 11111'111.11 solely by your celebrated
and agreeable Catholicon.
Your friend, •
EDWARD L.
To W. V. 1 ) 1 Philadelphia.
CASE.
W 1 LAI I :TON, May Qll, 1.43f1
Dear Sir.—This was a case of rheumatism in
an intimate friend of mine, an old gentlemen a
bout. si.xLy years of age, who had the la edmatism
Mr a number of years *past, part oldie time eon.
lined to hi:: bed; he look it. merely throntfli experi
ment, and was surprised to find himself entirely
freed from-his painful disorder by using only one
Ynur well w6her,
• JEREMIAH. NICHOLAS'
An emminent physician May, "I have hnownt
smerl enreg perfbreied by the use efyour-Cattio
ikon, which had previously resisted the ordinary
prescriptions of the factiltv, a'nd 1 have never
known it to produce LIU lOUS EFFECTS:"
To be had at the Drug Store of
• Dr. J. G l LBERT.
Gettysburg., May IS , 1831.
lINTIRIELY NEW WO3l h.
tiNl..l? EDENT E D IN THIS ( . 0 N
"TT rinkled Mirth, that Care derides,
And Laughter holding 1)0/It hi 3 sides'
R• ()SPEC 7' US
or• THE
COMICIII It 0
illustrated by upwards of TWO IIUNI) E 1)
Caricatures, Sleetehes, and Omit. Pn
,,rarin,rv,rombinino• all the interest.
and spirit ,?f the Domestic anti
reign Comic Annuals, Humor
ous Designs, and La righa-
Me I)I?OLLERIES.
PRICE, ONLY $ 50 PER ANNUM
HE public have now before them the
Prospectus-of-a- worlt -- of - whieh - W
and Humour, are to constd uto the principal in
gredients. Tiro publisher has observed Ilia avidi
ty which productions ol'vintiiar pretentions are
sought after, not witlistanding their leaden at
tempts tft wit, have been disfigured by Coarse vul
garity, and too Mien evinced an utter disregard
of decency, unmindful that
"Immodest words. admit of no defence,
'For want of decency, is want of sense."
'rho favorable disposition which the public have
so constantly manifested towards similar attempts
to amuse and entertain, has convinced the publish
er that a well conducted and pleasing •nreionge
of Wit and I linnonr, will be extensively patron.
izcml. I )ider this idtpression, he has made exten
sive arrangements to procure, at great c o st, lho
best productions of at humorous nature both.nt
home, and abroad, including the comic works of
Ilood, (:rnikshank, and other genuine sons of Co.L
niOl- , ; the E.o6king (:Liss, an amusing and !minim
affair, with numerous other laughable and mirth
tariurt...s.uhjer_ts.
It is - impossible, nor shall we attempt to give in
a mere prospectus, an adequate idea of the varie
ty and spirit it shall be the constant aim to
infuse into lila pages of the COAllt Al I RR(
it will • be sat ishictory, however, to show, by the
'" - te.•Ttiiiif or the most ilistingnished physicians, -
that invalids of almost every description, will de
rive.benefit froiii our labors; particularlythose
who are-afflicted with -weak nerves, lowness of ,
spirits, and complaints of a dyspeptic or billions
nature( 'fo these our work- will- prove Invaluable;--
and the smile of good huinor which will brighten
the countenance, and the sense of inward •satis.
faction and self.complaceney which- will-assured
ly pot (sir patients in the best of humor with
themselves and with the world, will induce them
to throw, thrthwith, their bottles, pills, and "phy
sic to the dogs,"
We can odilY specify among the general and di.
versified topics ofthe future Ones of rho work:
Touches at the Pride,- Whims mid Follies of limo .
'fillies, in which the lash of satire will - be Used
with unsparing severity; but always in such
geileral terms,'and with such perfect good na. •
tore, as to give no cause of personal oll'Once.
Humors and Vagaries oldie Police Office, where
humanxmatui•e'is exhibited in its true colors,
and vice exposed-in its naked deformity, only
that the beacon may servo as a warning to the
dissolute and vicions.
Doings of Folks about '['own ; the Ways of the
WOrld,& Peeps behind the Curtain; Caricatures;
'bales of 1 I moor Sketches or %V it, and A noo.
dotiv ofCelebrated Charachir;:, men of Fancy
- and ashion, who have nothing else to
,do but
to entertnin their neighbors, Mind inspire others
_ with their 1149 hes of wit and inorrimont, which
is "wolit. to sot the table in a roar."
Tim will he ilhitrated by Humorous Comic
.flogravings, executed at groat expense, and
which of themselves will furnish an inoxha I:ti •
blc 1111111 of annisonient and nuts, hencr than a.
fly thirst ls, !alum up on a dull rainy day,
er snry to begaiile_an hour which would other-
Wise• pass heitV:l3' away.
TElVMS—lsiothwithaintling the heavy ex.
ruse attending the publication '01 . .416N King ill a r
and entire' .. Imigite work, the publisher has de.
tertnined to put the subscription at the very low.
est price at which it can possibly be atliwiled,
lidently relying on all extsnisive 1i:11.mm:149.14 re.
numeration. It will be pnirlishcil eYery other
Week, at only $1 in per annum,' Agents will kJ
allowed a clbministiion of 15 per cent.' midi r,
tnittances. No turpaid letters or ordqrs withal
the attioinit of subscription, Wilftessetve attention,
as tire ()Oat's° of the publication and Oro lownesm
of the subseriptipn, twiil not vrarrii.nt the publish
or in doing otherwise. Aodross,.
17 6 Peraot4 desirous of "tatting a poor at it mart:.
pie or the "Carioattces," above stiolcen , ol; can bq
yratiliett ctOlitur ixti.ltiti nyiit o,• -
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