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THE HUNTINGDON GLOBE, per annum, in advance, "g•,].. 50 paid in, advance, 2 00 No . paper discontinued until all arieara.ges are paid. A failure toncitify a discontinuance at the ex piration of the tcrin.subscribed for will "be con sidered a. new engagement. • TERMS OF ADVERTISING. Six lines. or less, i square, 16 lines, brevier, 50 75 100 2 4 4 44 " 00 150 2OO 3 64 4. " , 150 225 300 . Gm. 12in. $3 00 85 00 $8 'OO 500 S 00 12 00 1 square, brevier, 2gg 3 Li 4 " EMI 25'00 40 00 60 00 11 - Professional and Business Cards net ex ceeding 6 lines, one year, ' _ - . $4 50 Executois' and Adininjstrators' Notices, 1 75 Auditors' Notices, - - . 125 10 TO MART 1W HENRY B. HIRST ) ESQ.• We are young, And both are loving— You love me, Arid I love you ; Each, each other's Faults reproving— Some in me, And some in you. What is best, For us to do? Live and love, Continue loving— You loving me, I loving you ; Each each othet's Faults reproving— You reproving me; I you ; This is best for us to do ! TO HARRY BY S c SAMUEL, THE SCRIBE," P. B We want soap, And both need scrubbing ; You soap me, And 1 soap you ; Each each other's Rough hides rubbing— You scrub me, • And 1 scrub you, What is .best For .us' to do 1 • Live 'and rub, - Continue rubbiug— You rubbing me, I rubbirr , you-; ' Each, each other's Rough:hides scrubbinb— You scrub me ; I you 3 This best for us to do ! Postmaster.:General Campbell [We take from the Wagtington correspon dence of the North American the following highly complimentary but eminently- just reference to the Ho - n. James Campbell, Post master General. The statements it makes with'regard to the transportation of the mails across the isthmus, is only one of a countless number of like fraud upon the government which have grown up under the liberal pat ronage that' Congress has accorded to New York blustering and bombast.; and it is high time that Congress should endeavor to aid the efficient head of the Post Office Department' in ferreting out and applying a corrective to these. enormous abuses.. The • correspondent -of the North American says :1 One of the - results of that discriminating . and mistaken policy by which the' partiality of legislation has been heaped upon New York to the disadvantaue of Philadelphia and other communities, is now' illUstrated here, in an other exhibition of the selfishness and grasp ing disposition* which has, characterized kits, whole connection with the government. A brief recital of the most conspicuous facts of the case will enable the public to understand, and to appreciate the, extent of the sharp Practice which has been attempted and has ternporarily succeeded. During Mr. Fillmore's administration; Mr. Hall contracted with - the Panama _Railroad Company for the transportation of the mails Across the Isthmus, at, the ; rate _Or 22 cents per peur.d, without any Condition as to the dura, tion, and expressly reserving to, the Depart ment_ the discretion of. closing the, arrange-. merit. This was continued under Mr. Hub bard, Mr. Hall's successor, and by the present Postmaster General, until it became necessary for the - public interests to adopt. another pol icy within 'the last year. The attention of Judge Campbell was'-called to -the - fact that while the company was charging thergovern ment 22 cents per..pouncl•for transporting the mails, it:advertised to carry the' highest class of freight fir individuals at 10: cents per pound. - With the promptitude andefficiency which-have : Pre.-emigently distinotished • his administration - of this complicated and irk some department, Judge Campbell at once called for an explanation of is sin,?alar dis crimination to the disadvantage of the gov ernment.. • • •- • • - - A on 'coriespon . deriee ensued, and Mr. Aspinwall, the Wesident - rof the Company, came to Washington to make personal repre sentations. He stated that express freight was .charged. 15 cents a pcnind. After full investigation, ,judge Campbell proposed • to allow 18 cents a pound for the Mail service— or three cents a pound more than"the highest :Trice'-paid for privilege. freight::: Objection was made by the Company, but the allowance' 'vas regularly received, and it was supposed the new terms would be established as the Intsis of a permanent contract., This :view seemed to be recognized on all hands, until the recent difficulties in Nicara gua, and the summary Stoppage of that line by Walkeri;-• when: the Panaind Company, finding they had a monopoly of the' commu- 2 ins. 3 ins. . 37i 00 1 insertion. 25 10 00 15 00 14 00 23 00 7 50 9 00 15 00 25 00 38 oij nication, which could not be reached or.dis turbeci;in any : way, prepared,-themselves to profit by the ; exigency, and to coerce conces sions which could not previously be, extorted. , Mr. Aspinwall now reappeared here, and de manded a difference of back pay, amounting to eighteen thousand dollars, claiming the highest price for future transportation, .and threatening in the event of noncompliance with these exactions, to throw up the mails ---in a word, to arrest the correspondence be tween the Atlantic and Pacific States and Territories. In this dilemma, and without any means of insuring a mail-communication, the Post master General was constrained either. to in volve innocent individuals and communities in immense losses, onto submit to .the impo sition, which a conjuncture of circumstances permitted. He has therefOre ordered the payment as demanded, and ,yielded to the other necessity - . Business men will readily appreciate how much character the company has acquired by this,whole proceeding, and it is to be hoped Congress will discover some mode of relieving. the Government from .the mercy of any corporation or chartered band of speculators.' Doubtless the Postmaster, General will present some practical sugges tions on this subject, which cannot fail to command proper attention, and which should be followed by energetic action. The case is too glaring to be passed over in silence, and the exposure of such large interests to the hazards of a selfish combination, ought to en sure the adoption of a speedy and efficient remedy. Judge Campbell is entitled to the thanks of the public for his conduct in all this matter, both for restraining the attempted imposition upon the- Government, and by subsequently consulting higher considerations than the natural prompting excited by such unworthy artifices. It is due to -him to say, that in my range of observation and opportunity here, now dating back some years, no man has ad ministered the vast, difficult and vexatious machinery of the Post Office Department with a more earnest desire to serve the best interests of the country, with a more compre hensive grasp of its necessities and obliga tions, with more good will from the immense multitude of subordinates scattered over more than three millions of square miles of terri tory, or with more admitted practical success. The office is one wholly, thankless in itself, for the compensation of nominal honor is by no means corresponding to the sacrifices in , curred by one who, like Judge Campbell, abandons a lucrative profession, and tasks his - mind and body by an unflagging devotion tn every public and personal duty. Every omission and. error of every- one of fits - and . twenty thousand Postmasters, to say nothing of the numberless mishaps by railroads, steam boats and stage coaches, which transport the mail, is visited upon him, just as if he were übiquitous-and all-powerful. There are some political distinctions which do not pay for the wear and tear which they necessitate, and this is . the most conspicuous example among them. -No journeyman wood-sawyer can afford to exehange places with - a Postmaster General; and even a drudge like myself, might well hesitate . about accepting a dignity so cushioned with thorns. Dir. Dallas in London The National Intelligencer has the follow ing extract of a private letter from an Amer ican gentleman in London to his friend in Washing*, dated the 27th .ultimo: "Mr. Dallas has every reason to be satisfied with his . reception here., Lord Palmerston called on him as soon as he arrived, and in the most friendly way pte.ssed him to dine with him the next day without : any form; which he did, and was much pleased with ev erything that passed. Lord Palmerston has promised to present him to the Queen as soon as she arrives in London. Lady Palmerston also called on Mr. Dallas, with, .1 believe, Lady Welde.house, wife of Lout Woldehouse,, Un der Secretary of State. The Earl of Ellistnere, being in the country, wrote a most kind note and sent the family admissions to his splendid gallery of paintings in his town house, and stated he would make a point ,of calling as soon as he came to London, and wished to show them all the civility ie possibly could. Many others had dune the same. Mr. Oak ford, formerly of Philadelphia, but now, a merchant of London, having applied to Mr. Dallas on the subject of the missing steamer Pacific, and wishing to prevail on the Admi ralty to send a steamer in search of her, Mr. Dallas gave him a letter to .Lord Palmerston. Mr. Oakford went-on SUpday to Lord Palm erston?s private residence, and although he found him very much engaged with two Sec,- retaries writing.dispatches to Paris, as soon as he received Mr. Dallas' letter he entered immediately on the subject and introduced Mr. Oakford to Admiral Richards`; and it was agreed, to,send,two men-of-war steamers im mediately hi search of the packet, and they promised to do every thing they ceuld,to find her. Lord Palmerston_ wrote a most kind note,to Mr, Dallas stating what 11 e'had done." DON'T KiLL . THE ntrtos:—A 'multitude of thernhava perished during the winter; give the 'survivors a chance. We fully concur with the 'Hartford COurant when it says : at On the man or boy who kills robinS at this season of the year.: ' It is a dastardly, thing—unsportsmanlike: The youth )who murders robins in the spring is the same young man who kills hired horses because they are hired, cheats his creditors, and abuSeS his mother. These qualities go in clusters; and 'where' yeti , find a boy or man mean enough, to shoat a robin in April . ; you find •a coward! Pass the boy who kills robins in , April on to hiS moral pillory!' A COLORED WOMAN in Baltimore, who 'was exhibiting- several of her children the other day, and among them one with a lighter skin, said that she could not bear ‘idat kaze he was of too light a color and showed de dirt so easy.” CONFIDENCE mnisr.—The man who thinks he can help a good-looking servant girl to "Cord the bedstead" without getting his head broke by his wife. HUNTINGDO The Pall of Jerusalem One of the most splendid sketches it has ever been our fortune to peruse, is that by Cro who in one of his works, thus describes the fall of Jerusalem:—' — 'The fall Of our illustrious and happy city, Was supernatural, The destruction of the conquered was against the first principles_ of the Roman policy ; and to thelast hour of our national existence, Rome held out offers of peace, and lamented our frantic disposition to be undone. But the decree had gone forth from a mightier throne: During the latter days of the siege, a hostility, to which that of man was a grain of sand to the tempest that drives it on, overpowered our strength and senses. Fearful shapes and voices in the air; visions startling us from out-short and troubled sleep . ; lunacy in its hideous forms; sudden death in the midst of vigor; the fury of the elements let loose upon unsheltered heads—we had every terror and evil that could beset human nature, pestilence, the most probable of all in a city crowded with the famishing, the diseased, the wounded and the. dead. Yet, though the streets were cov ered with unburied bodies; though every well and trench was teeming with them; though six hundred thousand corpses lay flung over the ramparts and naked to the sun—pestilence Carrie not, for, if it had come, the enemy would have been scared away. But " the abomina tion of desolation," the pagan standard was. fixed; it was to remain until the plough had passed over the city of Jerusalem. On this fatal night, no man laid his head upon his pil low. Heaven and earth were in conflict.— Meteors burned above us; the ground shook under our feet; the volcano blazed ; the wind burst forth in irresistible blasts, and swept the living and the dead, iu whirlwinds, far into the desert. We heard the bellowing of the distant Mediterranean, as if its waters were at our side, swelled by the deluge. The lakes and rivers roared, and inundated the laud. The fiery sword shot out ten fold fire. Thunder pealed from every quarter of the heavens. Lightning, in immense sheets, of an intensity and duration that turned the darkness into mere than ea.y, withering eye and soul; burned from the zenith to the ground, and marked its track by forests of flame and shattered the summits of the hills. Defence was unthought of, for the mortal enemy had passed from the mind. Our hearts quaked with fear; but it was to see the pow ers of heaven shaken. All cast away the shield and the spear, and crouched before the descending judgment. We were conscience smitten. Our cries of remorse, anguish, and horror, ware heard through the uproar of the storm. We howled to the caverns to hide us, we plunged into sepulchres to escape the wrath that consumed the living; we would have buried ourselves under the mountains. I knew the cause, the unspeakable cause, and knew the last hour of crime was at hand. A few fugitives, astonished to see one man among them not sunk into the lowest feeble ness of fear, came around me, and besought to lead them to some safety. I openly coun selled them to die in the hallowed ground of the temple. They followed, and led through streets encumbered with every shape of hu man suffering, to the foot of Mount Moriah. But beyond that we found advance impossi ble. Piles- of clouds whose darkness was palpable, even in the midnight in which we stood, covered the holy hill. Impatient, and not to be daunted by anything that man could overcome, I cheered my disheartened band, and attempted to lead the way up the ascent. But I had scarcely entered the cloud, when I was swept down by a gust that tore the rocks in a flinty shower around me. And now came the last and most wonderful sign, that marked the fate of rejected Israel. When I lay helpless:, I heard the whirlwind roar through the cloudy hill, and the vapors began to revolve. A pale light, like that of the rising moon, quivered on te edges, and the clouds lose rapidly, shaping themselves into forms of battlements and towers. The sound of voices was heard within, low and distinct, yet strangely sweet: Still the lustre brightened, and the airy building rose, tower on tower, and battlement on battlement. In awe that held us mute, we knelt and gazed on this more than mortal architecture, that continued rising- and spreading, and glowing with a serener light, still soft and silvery, yet to which the broadest moonbeam was dim.— At last it stood forth from earth to heaven, the colossal image of the first temple ; of the building raises by the wisest of men, one con secrated to the visible glory. All Jerusalem saw the - image, and the shout that, in the middle of their despair, ascended from its thousands and tens of thousands, told what proud remembrances there were.— But a hymn was heard that might have hush ed the world beside. Never fell on my ear, never on human sense, a sound so majestic, yet so subduing ; so full of .melancholy,' yet of grandeur, and command." This vast port al opened,- and from it marched a host, such as man had never seen before, such as man shall never see but once again; the guardian angels of the City of David ! They came forth gloriously, but with woe in all their steps; the stars upon their helmets dim; their robes stained; tears flowing down their cheeks of celestial beauty. I Let us go hence,' swelled upon the night, to the uttermost limits of the land. The procession lingered long upon - the hill. The thunders pealed, and they rose at the 'command, diffusing waves of light over the expanse of heaven. The chorus was heard, still magnificent and melancholy, until their splendor was dimin ished to the brightness of - a star. Then the thunder roared again. The cloudy temple was'Seattered on the wind, and darkness, the omen of the grave, settled upon Jertisalein. Lu-Fountenelle was asked by a courtier at Versailles what difference there was be tween •e' clock anda;Woman. He instantly re plied:—"A clock serves to poiritout the hours, a woman to make us forget them." 1:0-Why . is a man making love to a mar ried woman like a sheriff levying on the wrong man's goods? Because he's the victim of a "misplaced attachment." , MAY I I 1856. The Methodist " Bishop" Roberts In after years his diffidence became a sub dued modesty;, not interfering with his ordi nary duties, but deterring him from novel or experimental plans, ho‘vever hopeful, and leading often to ludicrous mistakes among those who did not know him. When stop ping, in his travels among strangers, he usu ally. assumed no other pretensions than those of a private Christian ; and frequently it was not till the family worship declared his spirit and talents, that his ministerial character was supposed. Under such circumstances he has sometimes attended class meeting with his host, and received warm and point ed exhortations from zealous class-leaders.— On returning to the West, after a General Conference, he once applied at the house of a Methodist family to which he had been re commended for entertainment. He was, as usual, humble in dress, and dusty and weary. The family taking him to be a rustic traveler, permitted him to put up and feed his horse, and take his seat in the 'sitting room. Sup per was over and no One took the trouble to inquire if he had taken any on the way. The preacher of the circuit was stop ling. at the carne house—he was young, fi ivolous and fop pish—and spent the evening in gay conversa tion with the daughters of the family, allu ding occasionally and contemptuously to the " old man," who sat silently in the corner. The good bishop, after sitting a long time, with no other attention than these allusions, respectfully iequestecl to be shown to bed.— The chamber was over the sitting room, and, while upon his knees, praying with paternal feeling for the faithless young preacher, he still heard the gay jest and rude laugh. At last the family retired without domestic wor ship. The young preacher slept in the same room with the bishop. He laid down with out a prayer. "Well old man," said he, as he got into bed, " are you asleep yet ?" " I am not, sir," replied the bishop. . uWiieie have you come from?" " From east of the mountains." " From east of the mountains, eh 3' what place V 7 " Baltimore, sir." " Baltimore, eh=the seat of our General Conference----:did you hear an d thing about it? We expect -Bishop Roberts to stop here on his way borne." "Yes, sir," replied the bishop Lumbly ; "it ended before I left." " Did you ever see Bishop Roberts ?" "Yes, sir, often ; we left Baltimore to gether." "You left Baltimore together I" " Yes, sir." s your name, my old friend 1." " Roberts, sir." "Roberts ! Roberts ! Excuse me, sir, are you related to the bishop ?" "They usually call me Bishop Roberts, sir." "Bishop Roberts ! Bishop Roberts ! are you Bishop Roberts, sir?"' said the young man, leaping out of bed, and trembling with agita tion. Embarrassed and confounded, he implored the good man's pardon, insisted upon calling up the-family, and seemed willing to do any thing to redeem himself. The bishop gave him an affectionate admonition, which he promised with tears never to forget; acknowl edging, at the same time, that he had back slidden in heart, and deeply lamenting his folly and spiritual declension. The venerable and compassionate man knew the frivolity of youth ;he gave much paternal advice and prayed with him. He would not allow the family to be called, though he had eaten noth ing since breakfast. The next morning, af ter praying again with the spirit-broken young preacher, he left before the family had risen, that he might save them a mortifying explanation. The circumstance was a salutary lesson to the young itinerant ; at the next session of the - Conference he called upun the bishop a renewed man ; he wept again as he ack nowledged his error, and has become a useful and eminent minister. Bishop Roberts often alluded to the incident, but through a com mendable kindness, would never tell the name of the young preacher. A Great Man Geo-Lippard, in his ne.v work called The Magazine, thus speaks of President JaCkson : " He.was a man 1 Well I remember the day I waited upon him. He sat there in his old arm chair-1 can see that old warrior face, with its snow white hair even now. We told him of the public distress—the manufacturers ruined, the eagles shrouded in crape, which were borne at the head of twenty thousand men into Independence Square. He heard us all. We begged him to leave the deposits where they were : to uphold the great Bank in Philadelphia. Still he did not.say a word. At last one of our members, more fiery than the rest, intimated that if the bank were crushed a rebellion might follow; then the old man arose. I can see him, yet. " Come I" he shouted in a voice of thunder, as his clutched hand was raised above his white hairs—" Come with bayonets in your hands instead of petitions—surround the White House with your legions, I am ready for you all I With the people at my back, whom your gold can neither buy, nor awe, I will swing you all up around the Capitol— each rebel of you—on a gibbet—high as Ha man's.". " When I think," says the author; "of that one man standing at Washington, battling with all the powers Of Bank arid Panic com bined, betrayed by those whorn_he trusted, assailed by all that the snake 'of malice could hiss• or the fiend of falsehood howl—:when I think of that one man placing his back against the rock and folding his arms for the blow, whilehe uttered his vow : " I will not swerve an inch from the course I have chosen !" must confess that the records of Greece and Rome—nay, the proudest days of Cromwell or Napoleon cannot furnish an instance of a wjll like that of And! ew Jackson, when he placed life and soul and frame on the hazard of a die for the people's welfare.--Providence Sentinel. For Mother's Sake." A father and son were fishing, near New York city, a few days since.... The boat was suddenly capsized, and they were thrown in to the water. The father, who was an expert swimmer, while his son could not swim at all at once commenced to aid the lad. He, see ing that his father was rapidly becoming ex hausted, calmly said to hire, "Never mind me ; save yourself for Mother's sal-e3' God bless that boy, and God be thankful that both his father and himself were rescued from the peril in which they were involved. "For Mother's sake." There spoke a true son and true hero. He knew that his tender years illy fitted him to support .and sustain her who bore him—that if his father perish ed she might be reduced to want as well as steeped in sorrow—that if the oak fell the ivy would fade and die. So he bid his son be quiet amid the troubled waters, amid the ex citement and apprehensions that such a scene must engender, and resolved to die for his mother, unless indeed, sonic hand was stretch ed forth for his safety and, the safety of his father. It was all right; because it was done "for Mother's sake." Would we say the same thing under the same circumstances I Would you, boy?'y on, young man ? you, man of years and sorrows? While you admire the young hero for his in trepidity and affection, do you feel that you would imitate his example if occasion requi red ? Do you love, do you praise your moth er ? He who propounds these questions is moth erless. Years twain hive passed since the, wrinkled gray-haired matron, who called him son, laid off the dusty vestments of earthly travel and was clothed in the garments of the saints. He tells you—and his words are wrung from suffering experience ; that if you : love not your Mother, and do not praise your Mother now, you will hereafter. Death opens the fountains of surviving hearts, and loss shows us how little we esteemed possession_ It is well to hold up an example like the one we have quoted to the public gaze, for; by so doing, some hard heart may be softened, some vaccillating heart confirmed, some warm heart made warmer. A man is safe who inscribes this motto upon his phylactery —"For Mother's Sake."—Buffalo Express. The Mulish Preacher. The Sermon, in our February number, has recalled to an Alton (Ill) correspondent one which was preached in Tennesee by a Bap tist minister. When drawing near the close, he said. "Brethering ham a hostler, and must curry these horses before'l leave. Here is this high-blooded Episcopal:an-horse : see what a high head he carries, and how black his coat' is, and soft as silk : but he'll kick if you touch him on his Litany or Prayers; Whoa ! sir, Whoa ! Here is an cld sober Methodist horse :• whoa ! old fellow ! Just slip away his love feasts and class meetings, and he'll kick till he falls : Whoa! you old Shoulder! whoa ! Ah ! here is the horse that • is ready to kick at all times : don't you go near his Confessional or Penance : Whoa ! Mr. Pope ! how beautiful his trappings are —his surplice and mitre ! Vhoa! Sir, whoa! and so he went on through' the various de nominatiens. When he was nearly thro' an old Methodist gentleman, well known in the place, offered his services to conclude, which was readily accepted. He said : "Friends, I have learned this morning how to dress down horses, and as the brother has passed two of them, I will take it upon my self to finish the work : Here is an animal that is neither one thing nor the other. He is treacherous and uncertain : you cannot trust him: he'll kick his best friend for a con, trovorsy. Whoa! Mule, whoa I See breth ren, how he kicks : Whoa ! you old Camp bellite ! whoa ! Here friends, is an animal that is so stubborn he will not let me in his stall to eat from his trough : he is so stubborn that he would not go where a prophet wished him: he is . so hard-mouthed that Sampson used his jaw as a weapon of Iva; against the Philis tines. Whoa ! you Close Communion Bap tist : whoa! "Do you call me an ass!" ex claimed the minister jumping up: 'whoa!' continued his tormentor : "See him kick, whoa ! 'Hold him friends !—whoa !" and thus the old gentlemen went on, the minister ranting meantime until he got out of the church. The congregation unanimously agreed that they had never seen an ass so corn pletely "curried" before !" One of the sweetest incidents which we have noticed for many a day—and one which shows the effect of early training, assisted by a simple and undefiled imagination, has just fallen under our observation. It is thus related : A lady lately visited New York city, and saw one day on the sidewalk, a rag ged, cold And hungry little girl, gazing wish fully at some cake in a shop window. She stopped, and taking thelittle one by the hand, led her into the store. Though she was aware that bread might be better for the child than cake yet desiring to gratify the shiver ing and forlorn one, she bought and gave her the cake she wanted. She then took her to another place, where she procured her a shawl and other articles of comfort. The grateful little creature looked the benevolent lady up full in the face and with artless sim plicity, said, "Are you God's wife !" Did the most eloquent philologist ever employ words to better advantage?—Utica Observer and .Demotrat. ON THE OUTSIDE.-A man, with an enor mously large sucker, called on a dentist to get a tooth drawn. After the dentist had prepa red his instrument, and was about to com mence operations, .the mar: began to strain arid 'to Stretch his mouth till it got to a fright ful width. - "Stay, sir," said the dentist, "don't trou ble yourself to stretch your mouth any wider, I intend to stand on the outside to draw your tooth." flThe Christian Register says: "It is calculated that the clergy' cost the United States six millions of dollars annually, the criminals nineteen, the lawyers thirty-five, tobacco forty, and rum one hundred millions. This is quite a curious calculation! VOL. 1.1, NO. 46. Church Property Contiscate,d by , The State of Connecticut [From the Hartford Times, April 21.] Since the fact has been •well settled that the Right Rev. Bishop O'Rielly was on, board the Pacific, and that he is probably lost, a question Of much interest concerning the pro perty of the Roman Catholic Churches in Connecticut, has arisen. iHe was the Bishop of the Hartford Diocese, and the Roman Cath olic Church property in this city, and proba bly in this State, stood in his individual name. At the last session of the legislature of this state, a law was passed , (see pages 71 and 72 of the new pamphlet acts, 1855,) provi ding that no devise, lease, grant, or convey., ante, to or for any person in any ecclesiasti cal office, shall vest any estate or interest in his successor ; that no property appropriated to purposes of religious worship, or for burial, shall vest in. any person or persons, unless they be incorporated in aocordance with a law of this state; that any church property heretofore devised or conveyed to any indi, vidual, shall be deemed to be held in trust for the benefit of ,the society or congregation us ing the same, and shall, upon, the death of such individual, vest in the religious corpora tion formed by such Society, provided such corporation, organized in accordance with the laws of this state, is in existence at the time of the death of such individual. But in case the property is held• by an individual, and there be no such corporate body, then it is enacted : "SEerroN 4.—in the event of such congre. gation or society shall not be incorporated' as aforesaid, then and in that case the title of such real estate shall vest in the state of Con necticut, in the same manner and with the same effect as if the person holding the title thereto had died intestate, and without heirs capable of inheriting such real estate." The next section provides that the treasurer shall•deeil said property to a corporation of such congregation, when it shall be formed in accordance with the laws of Connecticut; It is now probable that Bishop O'Reilly is dead. He held several churches and other real estate, for the use of Roman Catholic congregations ; they were not organized into corporate bodies, and this remarkable law confiscates the entire property, AN INCH OF R.AIN ON THE ATLANTIC.-- We have been struck with that passage" of Lieutenant Mao y's "Physical Geography of the Sea," in which he computes the effect of a single inch of rain falling upon the Atlantic Ocean. The Atlantic includes an area of twenty-five millions of square miles. Sup pose an inch of rain to fall upon only one fifth of this vast expanse. " "It would weigh," says our author, "three hundred and sixty thousand millions of tons • and . the salt which as water, it held in solution •in the sea, and, which, when the water %vas taken up as vapor, was left behind to disturb equilibri um weighed sixteen millions more tons, or nearly twice as much as all the ships in the world could carry at a cargo each. It might fall in a day ; but occupy what, time it might in falling this rain is articulated to exert so much force--which is inconceivably great--- in disturbing the equilibrium of the ocean.— If all the waters discharged by the Mississip, pi during the year were taken up in one might ty measure, and cast into the ocean in one effort, it would not make agt eater disturbance in the equilibrium of the sea than the fall of rain supposed. And yet so gentle are the operations of nature, that movements so vast are unperceived." • HORRIBLE !-A 'race hard sinner,' aita. tive of old Emerald Isle, went to confession the other day, to his parish priest, and so shocked the clergyman with a recital of his sins, that he exclaimed—"My son, did you ever do a good deed in your life! did,' said Pat; 'I converted a Jew once.' 'How was that?' inquired the confessor. 'You see,' said Pat, 'that long-nosed pork-hating murth ering blagguard fell overboard and I siezed him by the topnot just as he was going down the second time, and pulled his head above the surface, and says I , if I save you will you be a Christian won't,' says he; and with that I deposited his head about three feet unther again; pulled him up once more, and • put the question anew—will. you be a Christian? to which he again i eplied 'No,' gruffly. I gave him another and brought him up, puffing like a porpoise. Will yon be a Christian now says I. I Y-e-s,' says he , and his teeth chattered for all the world like a monkey that had burned his toes. Well, says I, you are now con verted, and you'd bet ter die iu the .faith, and so saying, I held him unther• until his spirit had departed.'—Dostoik Post. THE COURSE OF THE LATE TORNADO.-- The course of the late tentacle is thus follows ed by the Pittsburg Gazette : "Commencing on Lake Michigan, its course was from the Southern - end of that Lake to Philadelphia, east-south east. It does not seem to 'have partaken of the nature of a tornado, until it arrived at about the mid dle of Ohio, Between Akron and Canton it swept powerful forest trees as if they had been rotten saplings. It was about seven hours in accomplishing one-third of its journey, say from ten o'clock until five—the other two thirds of its course was accomplished in five hours, as it passed from New Jersey into the ocean about ten o'clock, P. M. From the time it partook of the character of a tornado, about five o'clock in the evening, about 125 or 150 miles in a north westerly direction fiom this point, it traveled at about the rate of 70 miles an hour, and left wild confusion anti terrible devastation in its track.?? }•ankee lady Pictures a'good man as' olio who is keeriul of his,,oloths, durP.t,drink sperits, kin yead the WWI thous spellin' the worcis,and kin eat a cold dinner en wash-day —to save the wimmin-folks from cookin.l— [O - Look upon vicious company as so many engines planted .against you by the devil, and accordingly fly from them, as you wnifi from the mouth of a cannon.