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GEIIB.ETT, Cassville. • The Old Man Lganed on his Friendly The old man leaned on his friendly staff With a tottering step and sloW, ,As.he picked his way, of a..unday morn, TO the church where be loved to go. . His hair was white, and he scarcely line* A friend As, he passed him by, ":Sofeeble and frail was his memory now, And so dim was his cloude4 eye. He sat in a homemade chair at r,l cli ; In front of the preacher's stand, And listened, as if in a pleasant dreapi, To the words of a better land. The sunlight fell on his silver leeks, And his white hair turned to gold,—, And I fancied a sunlight shone from heaven, On the heart of that pilgrim old But the autumn leaves have fallen now, And the old man sleeps below-- We never shall see him pass again, With his totteringstep and slow. THE SPROUT FAMILY. The Sprouts were exceedingly numerous in the village of Arrowford, which is -- sittiated about fifteeen miles above Alesbury Falls, and were quite wealthy. They had settled the place, having removed from the eastern part of Pennsylvania some twenty years be fore, in number, then, about a half a dozen fainilies, and now almost every respectable looking sign-board in the place has the name of Sprout on it, and two-thirds of , the farms around were 'called Sprout farms, in conse quence of being or having been owned by them. They were a thriv,i ng., but-close-deal ing and cautious set of men ; always active and enterprising in matters relating to their own interest—honest, but exceeding exact in their dealings with others and each other and possessing-just about as much public spirit, generosity, and charitable feeling, as is com mon to that class of men. fn their emigra tion they had left behind them but one soli tary branch of the family; and that one being poor ar.d unable to join with the more fortu nate, was of course, soon forgotten, so that, ,in - the_lapse of so,man • y years, be had grown almost utterly out of remembrance. The original settlers,. being brothers, un- des, and cousins to each other, had now pret, :ty generally disappeared, and the younger branches in pursuance of their father's ori ginal plan, were practising the rule of inter marrying, for the preser.vation of the family wealth. Dne of these affairs, in which love and interest were so intimately connected .that the reader would feel little pleasure in being introduced•to the parties, was in prep aration on a fine summer morning, whea I happened to be in the village on business. The birds were flying about and singing „among the tress whieb shaded the neat, low ,00mfortabla houses. The walk before the ,doors was swept clean ; and the girls peep ed out'of some of the windows in,clusters— ,their cheeks bearing visible marks of indus try of the morning, fresh and glowing with health and exercise. ..xerything seemed lively and cheerful ; and I took 'my post by .the front window of the ,tavern bar-room, that I might mark, at once, what was going forward within and without. The landlord happened to be a brother of the groom, and iii the course of the morning, the Sprouts assembled there pretty generally, 1. ins. 2 ins. 3 ins. 25 371 50 50 75 100 00 150 200 1 50 2 25 3 00 •'3 in. 6 m. 12 m. $3 00 $5 Ofl $B . OO " 5 00 8 00 12 00 " 750 10 00. 15 00 9 00 14 00 23 00 " 15 00 25 00 38 00 " 25 00 40 00 60 00 Staff to drink punch and smoke a'cigar with the was to be happy man, who has chosen that also as his post, probably from considera tions of superior gentility ; for no place in the village accounted by them so respectable as the village inn, on all such occasions. They were a well dressed, decent set of people, with a good deal of apparent family pride, and remarkably fond of the terms un-, cle, cousin, &c., if one might judge from their endless use of these cozening appellations. Towards noon, a Venerable pedestrian, glad in a thread bare coat, old velvet breech es; soiled waistcoat and hat and shoes as venerable looking as himself, armed with a rough walking stick, and seeming much fa tigued, was seen travelling down the' street towards the inn. The novelty of the sight attracted every eye, and the stranger having arrived opposite the inn, deliberately unca sed a pair of old spectacles, and, having sur veyed the landlord's name on the sign a few moments, made for the house. The way was cleared for him, and when he reached the middle of the bar-room, he inquired for Charles Sprout, the landlord. Charles came forward. "Cousin Charles," said he, "I am very glad to see you," offering his hand at the same MEE Cousin Charles, however, seemed wholly indisposed to this familiarity, with one who did not look likelnving a loose five-penny piece in his pocket ; am] asked abruptly drawing back,: "Who are you 3 1 don't know you." am Nicholas Sprout," replied the old man, '!your father's own brother ; and I have come down that I may see my dear rela:- tions in•this pleasant town befoie I die. "1 suspect," said Charles, smiling con temptuously, !fit would have been as well to have stayed at home. But how are we to know who you are ?" Assertions do pat pass current here, when coming from men of your appearance." There was a general titter, among the young men at this colloquy; - but an old Sprout, who sat unnoticed in the corner, hav ing looked sharply at the' stranger, left the room, and, calling to one of the younger men. "This is bad business for some of us," said he,'"sure . as the world ; it is Nicholas Sprout, and .he'll be more easily admitted than gotten clear of, my word for it , a poor soul, he has come down for maintenance, no doubt, and the disgrace of our family comes with him. .I'll be off however. See that -you do not send him to me." Saying which, he hastily departed. A general whisper now spread around, and operated like shot among a flock of quails. In fifteen 'minutes, them were but three Sprout faces remaining. These the old man was endeavoring to convince of his re lationship ; and as he did it so pointedly as to silence even their jokes and scoffs, they told him of the wedding, and adVised him as he could-not be entertained in the village, to go down to the CroSs-roads, where he could stay till the busy time was over, for a trifle, after which he might have an oppor tunity of seeing some of his old. relations, who could not see company now. As to the young folks, they knew nothitig_about him ; Charles said, would not be worth while to ca1;1 on them. The poor old man, howeyer, wished to go to-the.wedding. But they oh:- jected to, the distance, the badness of the road, his clothes,,his mean appearance ; and still persisted in his going away ; until at last the tears rolled down his furrowed cheeks, and with a full heart he turned and went out of the house. Compassion and curiosity induced me to follow him, which I did, leaving the trio of young Sprouts highly pleased- with the idea of having got clear of their troublesome vis itor. But I was thunderstruck, when I reach ed the street,- to find every door where a Sprout lived shut ,close--.every soul gone from the street. I stood and saw the old man go to three of their doors in succession, and knock and go away. At last he came back, and sat down on the curb stone, oppo, site the tavern, and I confess my heart was too full to go to him, as he hung down his head and wiped away the tears with an old handkerchief. • • He had not remained there long however, before a gentleman, on an elegant horse,,rode up to him, dismounted, and sat down by the side of him, entered into earnest conversa tion. There was something so singular in this, that the Sprouts, beginning to suspect that their relative might not be the poor, friendless soul they supposed, one after an other half opened their doors and stood on the sills; while orte or ..two ventured to stroll down to the piazza of the inn, where now the three young gentlemen whom we left in the bar-room had taken their seats and were listening to the conyersation over the way. The respect and familiarity with which the gentleman treated the old man went so far to confirm. these suspicions, that a good deal of HUNTINGDON, :APRIL 25. 1855. mancnuvering among the Sprout party soon followed. The surmise spread abroad, and in half an hour a dozen or more were ool lected in .the inn, and several ventured to go over to the strangers. Just at this crisis, a splendid gig drove - up and a genteel young man sprang out of it, ex claiming ."T.a. ! father what's the Matte; 1" "Nothing my son," was , the reply; our good relations, for the most part, have forgotten us, and those who remember us are so busy that we must go down - they say, to the Cross-roads and put up for the nigh,t." The secret revealed, it was amusing to see how the faces of the mistaken relatives of the old man changed from white to red and back again. They looked at each other, lost in.amaze ment—stupefied enough to be sure. At length Charles ventured to speak. "My dear - uncle, if you will honOr my house so much, You shall have every accom modation it can afford." "No, no I would not put you to any incon venience for tlie world ; we can go to the Cross-roads." "Indeed you shall not," said a dozen at once, for all the Sprouts came flocking around by this time, every °tie inviting their dear relative home, pressing him, entreating, al most pulling bin 4 by force; insisting thern, were no accommodations at the Cross-roads. As this scene was going on,' the strange gentleman, who had come on horseback, step per! over to the inn, and while drinkinia glass of -punch, whispered to Mrs. Sprout, that old Nicholas Sprout was worth a- hun- : dred thousand, and that his - relatives would lose a round sum probably, by this unlucky breach. This news spread like electric fire through the village ; and Children came run ning out to see their dear, dear old uncle, and tears of - joy at meeting, and the rp,pst. sing invitations, were as plenty now as grass blades in the meadow. The village, and all that it contained one would have thought, was at his service. But he constantly shook his head. It - was to busy a-time with them, he said ; and his Clothes' were old ; his ap pearance mean ; he might disgrace them ; he would at any rate, yo back to the next tav ern on the road - ; and fro_m his purpose all the protestations of leisure, the praise of his per : . son, and even :of his old ,clothes,' could not move him ; and that night he slept at the Blue-ridge inn, on his return home. From this place, that morning, he had set out on foot for Arrowford, leaving his com panions behind that he might make a trial of the estimate his long unvisited relatives set upon him and-which he deemed could only be fairly tested by presenting himself before them in the garb of his original poverty. Reader, perhaps you may :smile at this simple tale. Doubtless you fancy the Sprouts a set of rascals. But, be assured, they are not the only people in the world who value rich relations far higher than poor ones. Waverly Magazine. Necessity of Sleep No person of active mind 'should try to prevent sleep, which, in some persons, only comes when rest is indispensable to the con tinuance of health, in fact, sleep once in twenty-four hours is as essential to the exis ence of mamalia as the momentary respira tion of fresh air. The most unfavorable eon : . dition for sleep cannot prevent its approach. Coachmen slumber on their coaches, and couriers on their horses, while soldiers fall asleep on the field of battle, amid all the noise of artillery and the tumult of War.— During the retreat of Sir John Moore, sever al of the British soldiers - were reported to have fallen asleep upon the march, and • yet they continued walking onWard. The most violent passion and excitement cannot pre serve'even powerful minds from sleep; thus Alexander the Great slept on the field of Ara bele, and Napoleon on that of Austerlitz. Even stripes and torture connot keep off sleep, as criminals have been known to sleep on the rack. Noises which serve at first to drive- away sleep, soon become indispensa ble to its existence ; thus a stage coach stop ping to change horses, wakes all the passen gers, The proprietor of an iron forge, who slept close to the dirt of hammers, forges and blast furnace; would awake if there was any interruption to them during the night; and a sick miller, who had his mill stopped on that account, passed sleepless nights until the Mill resumed its usual noise. Homer, in the !Iliad, elegantly repre,sents sleep as overcom ing all men, and even the gods except Jupi ter alone. The length of time passed in sleep is not the same for all men it varies in different individuals and at different ages .; but it can not be determined from the' time passed in sleep, relative to the strength or energy Of the functions of the body or" ,mind. From six to nine hours is the average proportion, yet the Roman Emperor, Caligula, slept only 1 three hours, Frederick of Prussia, and Dr. John Hunter, consumed only four or five hours in repose, while the great Scipio slept during eight. It is during in fancy that sleep is longest and most profound. Women also sleep longer than men, and young men. lon i ger than old. The sleepleSs nights of old age are almost proverbial. it would appear that carniverous animals sleep in general lon ger than herbiverous, as that superior activ ity of the muscles and senses of the former seem more especially to require repair. Influence of Inventions on Social Life. The following is a condensed abstract of a recent lecture by James T. Brady, Esq., delivered before the Machanics Institue, of this city, on the .above subject. He began with an etract from a pOPtilai author, who complains that history has been more em ployed in recording the crimes of ambition and the ravages of conquerors, than preserv ring the remembrance of those who have improved science and the arts. He said that it is melancholy to reflect that the great me chanics who constructed the mighty works which yet attest the power and taste of Egypt, Greece, and Rome, are nameless to their posterity. Whe;.e rne,n have improved in comfort and happiness, it has not been by the action of government, nor any peculiar c capacity of race, so much as by their own struggles against unjust restraints. Yet no politiqal ch:inge could greatly ameliorate their social condition. This improvement was re served for mechanical genius and skill, which we should appreciate more than any other people. We are full of "notion," and espe- I cially•inventive, and the consideration of this I 1 truth will prove more useful than' many of 1 our participations in the low strife of - Vulgar „politics. Amongst the great inventions which I • affected man's general condition, was the in vention of gunpowder, . which deprived the I castle tyrant of his former audacious sense of security, . and equalized - the conflict of Ipeasant and prince., The grim mines on Tho Rhine, and elsewhere, illustrate this fact.— The poet or romancer may sigh over them, but they show where civilization made its progressive steps. That muskets; still en slave those who carry them, shows the won derful influence of discipline and authority. But mechanism will one day enforce its de served function, and free the millions of the pid World. Then mankind will not, as at present, in Russia, perish to settle the dis putes of diplomatists, or the'struggle for "bal ance of • power." Discovery has been the grand means of improvement. The mariner's compass led to many blessings, including the addition of this continent to the known world. Steam yielded its countless benefits. It has brought our States into close associations and sympa thy. Printing, "the greatest of the arts," gave Society voice and tongue. It spread knowledge far and wide. The people are heard in the best of histories—the hourly re cord of all that is done, felt or thought, throughout the globe. The newspaper is the library of the poorest. But invention has ,cheapened and mu!tiplied books, so that the labors of the greatest minds are accessible to the millions. Thus the Scriptures reach all mankind. The gen ins of mechanic's has supplied the greatest wants of both rich and poor. The ancients were not acquainted with the sweet associations of the fireside for their houses had no chimneys. The companionship of the clock cheers and guides the humblest, aot as the year 807, when the King of Per sia presented one moved by water to Charle magne, or Pope Paul sent one to King Pepin of France, in 756. The invention of clocks belongato .the Sarace.ts, *but they are not now what was said of the instrument made by Richard de Wellingford, in the fourteenth century—miracles ; "not only of genius, but of excelling. knowledge.' 7 All Europe re sponds to the tick of Yankee manufacture.— The daily laborer has a more comfortable home than sovereigns could boast of old.— Beckett's splendid style of living, A. D 1160, was described in this, that his sumptuous apartments were every day in the winter strewn with clean straw and hay. After enunciating many additions to our comforts, resulting from inventions, and re ferring ,te the brilliant cheerfulness of the gas which illumines modern streets, he said that there was a lesser light whose, direct social benefit would make even the former lustre pale. Any one who remembeis his sensa tions when he rose in t,he darkness of a cold . night from a.cosy bed, to strike a light with a patience exhausting, ,combination of Sint, steel and tinder, will be gratefull for the .ben,e ; fieen t inven for ,of Lucifers and loco-focos. He should have a grand monument. ,But mankind do not most honor those who shed light on the world. The victor whose deeds shroud acountTy in gloom receives more ap plause. How beautiful, too, is that discov ery by which the blessed sunlight has been allured by genius to perpetuate the faces of dear friends; and the genial influence of that artist of God, fertilizing what it falls upon, keeps their memory ever green in our love. But there was a nobler view of the subject he had in hand. The triumphs of inventive talent have elevated the mechanic arts, and those who practice them. The artificer is welcome and honored in the associations of science. The labor of. the hands has attain ed much dignity, and would receive more, but for a strange aversion to it common even with us. The mechanic often sacrifices a son to obscurity in a profession for which. may not have aptitude or inclination. The eagerness to rush into the learned professions is fortunately receiving some check. To the genius, talent and industry, which mechani cally apply the powers of nature in develop ing her resources, and the achievement of useful mechanical results, we may confident ly look for the distractive superiority of our people. Excellence in contributing towards this reputation should be esteemed second to none. And we should learn to think lightly of the mind or heart of him who would not cheerfully turn away from the exploits of Cmsar, Hannibal or Napoleon, to dwell with joy and emulation over the triumphs and the fame of Fulton, Whitney and Morse.— [Thus ended the lecture amid loud applause.] MECRANICS.-St. Paul was a mechanic —a maker of tents from . . goat's hair; and in the lecturer's opinion he was a.model me chanic. He was not; only a thorough work man at his trade, bat was a scholar, a per fect master not only of his native Hebrew, , but of three foreign tongues, a knowledge of which he obtained by - close applieation.to study during his leisure hours, while serving his apprenticeship. .It was a custoip arnong the Jews to teach their sons some trade—a custom not confined to the poorer clases, but was also practiced by the wealthy, and it was a common proverb among them, that if a!father did not teach his son a mechanical occupation, he taught him to steal.' This 'custom was a wise' Onte; and if the fathers of the present day would imitate their example their wrinkled cheeks • would not so often blush for the helplessness, and not unfre quently criminal conduct of their offspring. Even if a father intended his son for one of the' professions, it would bean incalculable benefit to that son to instruct him in' some branch of mechanism. His education would not only be more complete and. healthy, but_ he might at some future time, in case of fail ure in his profession, find his _trade very con venient as a means of earning his bread; and he must necessarily be more competent in mechanical from his professional education. An educated mechanic was a model machine, while an uneducated mechanic was merely a mechanic working under the superintend ence of another man's brain. Let the rich and the proud no longer look upon mechan ism as degrading to him who adopts a branch of it as his calling. It is a noble calling-- as noble as the indolence and activity of wealth is ignoble.-:-.Lecizsre by Rev Dr. Ad ams. The Shadow of Death We have rarely met with anything more beautiful than the following, which we find in an exchange paper: , "All that live must. die, Passing through Nature to Eternity Men- seldom think of the great event of Death until the dark shadow falls across their own path, hiding forever from their eyes the face of the loved ones whose living sroi:e was the sunlight of their ekistence. Death is the great antagonism of Life, s and the cold thought of the tomb is the skeleton in all our feasts. We do-npt want to go through the dark valley althongh its passage may lead to . Paradise, and with Charles Lamb, we do not .wish to lie down in the mouldy grave, even .with the kings and princes for our bed fel lows. But the'fiat of Nature is inexorable. There is no appeal or reprieve from the great Law that dooms us all to dust. We flourish and fade like the leaves• of the forest,jand the fairest flower that blooms and withers in aday , has not a frailer hold on life than the mightiest monarch that has ever shook the earth by his footsteps. Generations of men - appear and vanish like the grass, and the countless multitude that swarms the world to-day will to-morrow disappear like foot : . prints on the shore. "Soon as the rising tide shall boat, Each trace will vanish from the sand." In the beautiful drama of lon, the instinct of immortality so eloquently :uttered by the death-deyoted Greek, , : lands a deep response in every thoughtful soul. When about to yield his young existence as a sacrifice to Fate, his betrothed .Clercanthe a.sks if they shall not meet a,gain, to tv,hich he replies ; have asked that dreadful question of the hills that look eternal, of the flowing streams• that flow .forever; of the stars among whose fieldscf azure my raised spirit bath walked in glory. All were dumb. But while.l gaze upon thy living face, I feel there's something, in the love which mantles through its beau ty that cannot wholly perish. We shall meet again; Clemanthe." VOL. 10, NO. 45, . 'Faithful A•case of woman's devotion has recent'y been brought to our knowledge, which cer tainly equals any thing that we have ever met with in the realms of rorrilpee. The circumstances occurred in till's city, and are perfectly well authenticated. While the small pox was raging here a few weeks ago, a young man employed in a store .on Lake street was seized with the disease. It was, of course, improper for him to remain there, and the people with whoin he lived, who" were distant relatives of his, refusied = to per mit him to stay in their house. The reitilt was ; that he was taken to the pest=house.: It so happened that he was engagett to be' married to a most estimable 'arid amiable young lady. No sooner did she hear of his condition than she determined at once that she would nurse him. She underwent vac cination, and then went where they had ta ken her betrothed, to the pest- house. Here she found him,-;alone, sick, wretched,.deser ted by all the world: And 'here she remain ed like a ministering ongel, waiting 'beside his bed of pain, soothing his distresses and attending to his wants. He died. But how' consoling must have heen his last morrients. Though all the world had forsaken him, she, whom he loved better than all the world, remained faithful to the last. Her hand it was that smoothed ,his pillow; her eyes still beamed upon,him , with mournful but unaba= ted affection; into her ear he poured his last words of love, of sorrow, and , hopes that in this-world might never be fulfilled. It recalled to our mind, when we hearttit, the words that Bulwer puts in• the mouth of one of his characters: "To be watched and tended by the one we love, who would not walk blind and bare-footed over the world ?" —Chicago Tribune. Dead Subscribers. The story below has been going the rounds of the press for several years: and as it can lose nothing by being old, we give it for the benefit of non paying patrons, in the hope that they will save us the trouble of publish ing their obituaries ; by making immediate payment : A long winded subscriber to a newspa per, after repeated dunning's, promised that the bill should be paid by a certain day if he' was alive. The day passed over and no money reached the office. In the next num ber, thereafter of the newspaper, the editor inserted among .the deaths a notice - of.hs subscriber's departure from this life. • Pret ty soon after the announcement, the subject of it appeared to the editor—not with . a.l - tale and ghastly countenance usually ascribed to apparitions, nor did he wait to be spOken to, but broke silence. "What sir, dtd you mean by pnbliShing my (leap - i t !" "Why, sir, I mean what I mean when' I publish the death of any person, viz: - to let the world know that he is deaV': "But I am not ilead.” "Not dead : then it is your own fault, for you told me you would positively pay your bill by such a day if "you lived to that time. The day passed, the bill is not paid, and you positively must be dead, for I would not be lieve you would forfeit your word." "Oh, ho, I see that you have got round' me, Mr. Editor ;-but say no more about it— here's the money. And harkee my wag, you'll contradict my death next week." "0, certainly' sir, just to please you ; tho' upon my word, I cantt help thinking - Soil were dead at the time specified and yot"have come back to pay this bill on account of your friendship for me." A GAME AT SEE-SAW—Forei4ners; trying t 6. acquire a knowledge of the English langange, may receive aid from the following•isee4aw. "Brudder Pete, did you see him 'sdAV.de afore you saw him saw it ?" "De intellectual stupidity of some niggers' is perfectly incredulous ;.why, of I seed him saw it, it is consequential ensurance that his saw he sawed it afore he seed it, but he' couldn't help seein'ob pie sawen, consequen chiily he must saw it afore he seed s it, I.vhiclu is absurdlyretliclus—darefore l'seed him see it afore Now him saw it." LC?' Scene in an Apothecary , Shop" after the passage of the Main LiquoVlawl l -two nice young men enter. "Conerri, what. will. you Jake ?" "Well, I guess-4'll take a prussic acid smash." Clerk to 'E l econd gent —"What's yours ?" "1 , 11 take: hurning fluid cocktail:" Lrnmotts.—Some out• exchanges• men tion the fact of a "Know-Nothing" having been turned out of the society fordinking an Irish whiskey punch with a German silver spoon in it. The papers have discovered some grass from the "path of recitude." We fear that path must be sadly overgrown with grass— it is so little traveled now-a-days. ® y L