pr UVA SECCA La Ditta PASQUALE GIUNTA SONS, importatrice di generi alimentari, del numero 1030 So. 9th St., Philadelphia, Pa., avvisa la sua clientela che ha ricevuto 2000 "UVA SECCA", è che vende a 15 soldi la libbra. Volendone affrettatevi a mandare l'ordine. La Ditta Pasquale Giunta Sons, può fare prezzi ristretti per generi di grosseria, cioè: Olio d'Oliva marca "Romana", olio marca "La Siciliana", olio marca "Melillo", olio marca s 'Stella", dlio marca "San Domenico", Maccheroni, marca "Giuseppe Garibaldi", Maccheroni marca "Rinaldo I ', Formag gio, Caciocavallo, Salsina, Ceci, Faggioli, Fave, Baccalà, Stoc co-pesci, etc. Scrivete subito e sarete servito in massima esattezza e pun tualità. PASQUALE GIUNTA SONS 1030 So. 9th STREET PHILADELPHIA, PA. • - ; A Worth While Thought. "I have found that the best retort, to an unkind or a catty remark of any description is a laugh. Try it." —Se- heted. r ~'tb? "'t's ". mi'""' ." said Uncle Eben, "s > imagine «.ai l'aith consists of 1.. .in . .V w»» ' i' trust in' to luck." ? . • -a.y Inclosure. ■ > inclose stamps?" : - e necessary even • ry," responded ihe E? Sale. A rmall 1 I : " e'e which be w!•.!. so Ve placed a sign in • : 'a;' . which read: "Bi > ' ir-; \ Vi\ or seven dollars." More Precious Than Gold. Platinum, which i- mucli more val uable than gold in weight, is being in creasingly produced in Columbia. T' DAUGHTER , I'WANT YOU TO 6TOF V --\ TRAVELING AROUND WITH A MAN OP THAT < > TVP£ \ UNDERSTAND HES MAPE. QjJlTe • BUSINESS OF MONUMENTAL LVING.!^7 jifr- J AA r'JS yv <-;/!/ x t . BUT THIS ID HOW HE DID IT> F , ;L IJOSIM PS JI I r, «*■ ,U I§®(0-I®S9 U s—r~~5 —r~~ " V . . /AN HE OSEP; j\ TO OP ! l N WIFE ' :I / LIES W 1 '/THI KIMPISI j, , , - R. MMEMI lILLLJL v 7evsa Mm.l wTr irb V Turned White Overnight. A black cat which was accidentally locked in a safe at Athens, Ga., dupli cated the feat of Marie Antoinette and a few other celebrities, if a dispatch to the Buffalo Express may be be lieved. "When the safe was opened next morning the cat walked out, un harmed, but perfectly white. Not For Him. Mrs. Newly wed —"Henry, do you re- I meipber Jack Watson? Well, he has | just been married, and to a girl of ab | solutely no family at all." Mr. New- I lywed (looking sadly around at the ' collection of his wife's relatives) — "A-a-a-h-h me! Some men do have I good luck!" Gratitude. A bereaved widow thus jthanks an i insurance company for the prompt pay ment of her claim: "April 20th my husband took out an accident policy and in less than a month he was ac cidentally drowned. I consider it a good investment." Game in Mexico. Mexico cannot be said to offer a . field for hunters of big game, and the ! term, "a sportsman's paradise," which is sometimes applied to it. is an ex aggeration. Among animals may be ! enumerated the peccaries or javelines, deer, rabbits, hares. The reptiles in j elude alligators, turtles and iguanas. ■ ! Whales, seals and sea lions are en countered on the Pacific const. —New York Telegram. Mendoza Is Old City. Mendoza is the metropolis of west ; eru Argentina. It is a city of some ' size carefully planned and able to ; stand comparison with any town in the ! new world or the old one the point of municipal beauty. It looks distinctly ; new, but as a matter of fact it is one I of the oldest towns in the western hein i ispliere. It was founded fifty years be fore the well-known settlement of | Jamestown in Virginia, while the fa | thers and mothers of the Pilgrims were | still living peacefully in England. Not Always Happy. It is customary but I think it is a mistake, to speak of "happy" child i hood. Children are often overanxious j | and acutely sensitive. Man ought to ! be man and master of his fate; but children are at the mercy of those around them. Mr. Rarey, the great horse-tamer, has told us that he has known an angry word to raise the pulse of a horse ten beats in a minute. Think then how it must affect a child! 1 —Lord Avebury. More Recruits. "My stomach's gone back on me. I can't go to banquets any more." "Cheer up. c'd chap. You're only sixty-five. You can still have a lot of fun danc ing." Financial Outlook. Simpkins-—"You are looking rather ; delicate, old man." Timlrns —"Yes. and I'm feeling rather delicate finan : cially. It wouldn't take n uch of a touch to break me." Words of Wisdom. "A man should inure himself toT vol- i untary labor, and should not give up to indulgence and pleasure, as they be get no good constitution of body nor knowledge of the mind." —Socrates. Caustic. "I tell you. herring those star opera ; singers on ii . ph. nograpli is almost as good as hi . ring them on the stage." "Far better. You can shut them off whenever you iike on the phonograph." Different Things. The fast life was ever at odds with the life of fasting.—Philadelphia j Ledger. Machine Cews Filled Bag. A machine has been invented by a German that sev;> the open end or side of a filled bag and knots the thread au tomatically. How to Remove Cinders. » ft# A medicine dropper may be used Ai.ii good eli'ect in removing cinders from the. eyelids . y drawing tluui out by suction aloir; ,i\ the fluids that have formed. A little pointed roll of sift paper also may prove useful. Want Him One Better. "I love you'* very much, papa," said rr-year-ohl Edna, as •or later you'd g t into- a j :t *lie price." Love and Potatoes. A me: ' or of a well-known club, on '• r ask. 1 r (1 fine "love," compared j i a potato—first, "because it shoots . . the eyes." and secondly, "because it becomes less by paring." What Is Genius? Genius is a handsome name fre quently given to bard-working men after they have finished a tough job.— The American Magazine. Test of Civilization. The true test of civilization is, not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops, but the kind of man that the counay turns out. —Emerson. To Cienn Br?- >•. \> i; a cioth with an.aieiiia and •pi\.4«ie cleaning powder < u tiie am .aoaia and rub the brass with it. It will clean beautifully. Giciiy to Produce • < ..ic, tartaric and su. aburic acids •>r>- (';> be manufacture r. :t Messina, Sicily. Sicilian fruit growers are financ ing the venture. Cranks Are Obsolete. The most successful self-made men re self-starters. —Doseret News. Nor That Little Long. "Man wants but little here below," remarked the new arrival in Hades, as he hurriedly removed his overcoat. r .59 ~~~ i .56 . 5 , t0 - ? 57- 55. -*3 54 -5? a sj* v ft 4B * 51 . 4S £5 4:7' 39 . - 2' * 2 ° -«4 *?4» 38 22- o 3 * . 7 I V -19 H7 45 4 ?" I, -3 ,Q - -<$ ?4? . '23 4 MB 36 O i3 ,k 2:7 l * 33, *32 6 A) ii vl K 7V / /\ M /V^ I>/ VY^' ; ' .* ?-3PR' S '>' »T 1 (-'••:• •WT,. j [ ~---- , THE TANGLED DOTS. By Clifford Leon Sherman. *l. *. on T P y , unc,e ' s farm."' said Robert, *T caught something that long-. Pooh. pooh. ' said Hazel, "if that is supposed to be a fish thai you caught, let me tell you that no Ash has a tail like a ." (198 A (Copyright, 1918, by The BeU Syndicate, Ine.) Magnet Lifts Great Weight. A seven-pound electro magnet that will lift 15 times its own weight has been invented for many uses about ma chine shops. Our Sawed-Off Sermon. It is sometimes better for a young man to get the marble heart than to marry the girl and have to eat her marble cake. Agc of Women. This is said to f>e v woman's ag<\ yet w> men have little to sr.y about their age.—Cincinnati Times^Star. lnept. Some people would try to d >dge n flood by hiding in the n liar. —Lafay- l-ette Courier. Safe Bet. A woman in Pottsville, Pa., laughed herself to death, but we are willing to wager that it wasn't over one of her husband's jokes*—Detroit Times.