The patriot. (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, April 12, 1919, Image 4

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"Czechoslovak," little Bohemim
dog j rescn:' '1 to General Cardonn.
who then commanded the Italian amy.
by an Austrian deserter. General Car
dona gave him to 11. L. Booth of St.
Paul. Minn., n "Y" worker, who has
been in Italy ovofr a year. He and the
dog arrived in America recently.
American Triumph.
Reforo th»» war, exports in dyestuffs
from the United States were $500,000
a year. In 1918 the figures ran to $17,-
000,000. American textile* manufac
turers. when the war broke out, were
panic-stricken, because they believed
that Germany was the only country
that eouHl produce fine dyes. Ameri
can chemists, however, came to the
rescue and are now producing dyes
better than the German.
No, but They Think It Is.
"I fear these two citizens are hav
ing a warm argument about the war."
"You are mistaken. Each is trying
to convince the other he has the bet
ter furnace."
"Ts that anything to quarrel about?"
"It would be iffethey had the same
make, but they haven't, and since
<yrh one regards himself as an author
ity on heat units, hostilities are liable
to begin at any moment." —Birmingham
Ape-Herald.
Candle and Cork.
After first removing the cork from
a bottle of glue do not use the cork
again, but in its place insert the stump
of an old candle. It will never exas
perate you by sticking and the glue
cannot spill.
Lost Motion.
*Tve climbed these stairp six times
fto see you, sir," said the bill collector.
"Too bad, too bad," murmured Mr.
gobbles. "Now, what do you think of
£hat, sir?" "Um. Well, I guess that
comes under the head of lost motion."
Eyeglass Screws.
A handy way to tighten the screws
in eyeglasses is to use a stub pen. The
point fits into the slot, and because
of the split in the pen, the screw can
not be easily damaged.
Not for Him.
"Does the evening hour bring with
it a feeling of peace and tranquility?"
asked the poetic person. "No," an
swered the practical man. "I operate
a jitney bus. That's my busiest time."
Cause of Trouble.
"Whut makes some of de trouble,"
eald Uncle Eben, "is dat a man's liable
to git mo' neighborly applause foh wiu
uln' six bits in a crap game dan foh
earnin' two dollars by workin' de same
amount o' time."
He Came Back.
The director of a zoological garden
!was on his holiday. He received a
joote from his chief assistant which
jelosed thus: "The chimpanzee seems
to tfe pining for a companion. What
shall we do until you return?"
Mental Move.
"What do they mean by saying,
*when the spirit moves?'" "It implies
a mental process. With my wife, the
spirit moves every time she sees a new
house." —Louisville Courier-Journal.
Precise.
Scotch Sergeant—"And noo we'll try
the richt tur-rn by numbers, and mind
that ye don't move till ye hear the
final syllable of the wor-rd tur-rn!"—
Passing Show.
Ring Fingers.
The third finger of the left hand
Js "the" ring finger; that is the en
gagement ring is worn there, and the
wedding ring. Rings may also be worn
on the little fingers of each hand.
• Not to Come Back.
An authority says, "Wet the cat with
camphor and water, and the fleas will
leave at once." So will the cat—Min
neapolis Journal.
Thunder Not Heard Far.
The limit of the carrying power of
thunder is about fifteen miles, while
twice that number of miles is not con
sidered any great distance for the
sounds of battle to travel. NEW YORK FESTEGGIA IL
RITORNO DELLE SUE TRUPPE
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Sfilata e passaggio della 27ma divisione sotto lo splendido arco
della Vittoria
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BARDATE VOI MONETA IR ITALIAS
Se fate ciò 1 , mandando moneta ai j
vostii parenti in Italia, usate i nostri
mezzi. Noi attendiamo a tutti i dettagli
e garentiamo le vostre rimesse.
-SICUREZZA ASSOLUTA,
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ECONOMIA DI SPESA'
RAPIDITÀ' DI RECAPITO.
AGENZIA BIAMONTE
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15 Carpenter Avenue, - - Indiana, Pa.
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CHARLES J. MARGIOTTI
Avvocato Italiano
Cor. Malioning & Jefferson St.
Punxsutawney, Pa.
JOSEPH C. MACRO.
Citizens National Bank
Indiana, Pa.
Avvocato Italiano.
ORDINATI- li. VOSTRO SS"
VESTITO
per PASQUA da mÈk
A. De Gaetano fpfp
Ufficio provvisorio
15 Carpenter Ave.
Grande selezione di ( f
Stoffe di Primavera, ||
nuove graduazioni di VÌI
colori e disegni.
IpZ5 in s u H
Venite a farvi prendere |^ÉI
la misura.
Due Case da vender© in
McINTYRE, PA.
1 casa con 4 stanze e lot 50 x 150 - - SI,BOO
1 casa con 5 stanze Store e Stable con due lotti
100 x 250 8,500
Situate nel centro del paese: rivolgersi al Sig.
BRUNO MARUCA
McINTYRE, PA.
Automobile Maxwell S4OO
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GEO. D. LEVDIC I Mercanzia musicale !
Direttore di Pompe Funebri Pianoforti e Pianole
| Fonografi PÀTHE'
030 PHILADELPHIA STREET, i\
« Dischi
INDIANA, P£. ti
ORE D'UFFICIO : TELEFONO :
Dalle 9 a. m. alle 6 p. m.
Domenica: dalle 9 a. m. alle l
p. m. Le altre ore per appuntamento
DR. G. LA ROSA, Dentista
Laureto nell'Università di Pittsburgh con diploma della Sta
to della Pennsylvania.
Estrazione — Cura dei Denti —Bridge Work—Denti Artificiali
607 Webster Ave., McGeagh Building, Pittsburgh, Pa.
JACK'S GARAGE Bell Pholie 241-R
Locai Pilone 285-W
McNAUGHTON BROS.
INDIANA. PA.
Trasporro di mobilia in citta' e fuori per mezzo di carri Automobili
Servizio immediato ed inappuntabile
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1 Prof. Giovanni Pico oj
| SCUOLA di PIANOFORTE edi |
g ARMOMCA, con Metodo accelerato
S Stanza No. 2 —2ndo Piano. &
| Hetrick Building, = Indiana, Pa. 3
\ JOE RIGGI jj
Homer City, Pa. |I
Gioielleria, Oreficeria, Artilcoli diversi. j|
< Prezzi convenientissimi. %
PEELOR & FEIT
Avvocati in cause civile e cri
minali
Marshall Bldg., Indiana, Pa.
Dott. TRUITT, Dentista
Ufficio opposto alla Banca
Ore d'ufficio: Dalle S a. m. ali 5 p.
m., 7 p. m. 8 p. m.