The patriot. (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, January 13, 1917, The Patriot, Image 3
- I ©®©®®®®@@©@®®@@©®®®@®®®®@®@®®®®® @®®@®®®©®®®®®®®®. ® ® ® ® § ® @ ® I Annoncement 1 ® $ | Having* just purchased of "THE § 1 STORE" at a great sacrifice the en- f I tire stock of Beds, Springs, Mattres- I I ses, Pillows, Comforts, Tables etc., it | ® I enables me to offer some very choi- I I ce bargains to my customers in fact | I some eroods at almost 1-2 their real I ® I=s « I value. - I ® ® I Marino Pace f I North Homer City I ® © ® © • , ® ® ® ®®®@@®®®@®®®®®@®®®@®®®@®®@®®®®®® ®®®®@®@©®®®®®@®@ ♦ I Facts Versus I | . Fallacies : g FACT is a real state oj things. FALLACY is an appar ently genuine i.ut really illogical statement or argument v, AN able editorial from the Chattanooga Times has this to say of Prohibition—and remember, too, that Tennessee is a Prohibi- fn.. lion State. Says the Times: 1 JYoitowal is conic satisfaction in knowing that this is not the only \ fA^*J^cV * time, or ours the only people, distracted by the proposition to 1 /HamON control men's appetites by law. Oliver Cromwell, we are told, once \ wrote to the Scotch clergy: 'I prefer that Englishmen should be free rather than sober by compulsion.' Further he said: 'Your pretended \ I fear lest error should step in, is like the man who would keep all the \ \ wine out of the country lest men should be drunl:. It will be found I rEEn U an unwise and unjust jealousy to deprive a man of his natural liberty 1 -yz- \ upon a supposition that he may abuse it. Vv'hen ho c!oth abuse it, i r —- judge.' This is a very clear exposition of the attitude cf the rational \ ~ l£j ~ opponents of what is known as statutory prohibition." I^J TNT this very able editorial, the Times goes on to say: "If we are to lff to have strong men, men who have control over their evil propensi- i n es n \f \\ \- have'them se'r-rciirnt, self-disciplined and fully cognizant of their ' own responsibility for their own acts. Men of that quality cannot be >"y made by Jaws. We have been in the law-making business in this n'i)' country now for something mere than a century, and we are still at ; ■ •(_ S! J 1 * n cn increasing ratio. Zx-Prcslslent Taft the other day told an audience in North Carolina that Congress within the past five years p asse( j 65,000 laws, the tendency of the times being to yield to ' ''i t^le dangerous magic of 'Be It Enacted.' It is the inevitable conclu- • s i° n °f investigators that every law passed calls for another and sometimes two or three others; and so we are rapidly becoming a law-ridden nation, every new enactment being a recognition in form °f the notion that instead of becoming better, human nature is steadily growing worse, so much so that the 'righteous' have to in terfere with regulations in order to prevent an overflow of iniquity." i T N conclusion, the newspaper drives home this thought: "The most demoralizing feature of the propaganda in Tennessee is that it is K made the stalking horse for a lot of politicians who could gain favor ( - nrr\r f/W'T in no other way and whose presence in the public service has driven i i'ALLiAoY rAD 1 the strong, able and constructive leaders into practical retirement, i «ii \/r p _ * qq .FOF What Cromwell prophesied has come to pass—it has been found to * Men. JJ UulUl i be 'unwise and unjust jealousy to deprive a man of his natural lib- Who C&n Every 100 / erty upon the supposition that he may abuse it.'" Get Liquor MeilWho ONCE more is shown the FALLACY that because a man has \ Become i Drink AfS access to alcoholic beverages he is certain to become an inebri- \ ! J ate —when it is a FACT that 99 out of every 100 men who use liquor iDrUllk&rdsl Teinpei*&l»6 ; rrl do so in a moderate and temperate manner. i * ~ f i_ f| ... . --~li •!»' ® IgJ Pennsylvania State Brewers' Asso£ Kiiiunnra<=: ->l°HtlHmfr What He Advised. A young man unhappily married and j practically penniless took his tale of woe to a prominent divorce attorney J in Chicago and concluded with this: j "I'm too poor to pay much for a di vorce, but my wife makes my life mis erable. After I get home at 6 o'clock in the evening I get no peace until I go to sleep. What would you advise?" "After considering all the facts in your case," said the lawyer, "I would suggest that you get a job which re quires you to work all night."—Ex change. A Far Distant Sun. The star Canopus surpasses the sun in brightness by more than 10,000 times. <! i % s ::: KINDNESS. h When w< consider the results it brings I wonder why it »s we Si are not ai kinder than we are. «| How easily it is done! H-"W in <| stantaneously it acts! How in- y fallibly it is remembered!— < Drummcna. The Orchid. The orchid is a peculiar plant, for, strange as it may seem, there is no distinctively orchid odor. One smells like the violet, others like the rose, the hyacinth, the daffodil. Orchids are the monkeys, the mimics of the vegetable world, in odor as well as form and tint No other flower resembles an or chid, but orchids are forever aping butterflies, pansies, roots, spiders, pitch plants, birds and what not. And they are not absolutely certain to look just the same twice in succession. Throne Jewels. In the "gold pantry"' at Windsor cas tle. one of England's chief royal pal aces. is the gold tiger's head taken from Tippo Sahib's throne in 1789. It is life size, and the teeth and eyes are of rock crystal. Another relic captur ed at the same time is the jeweled bird called the uma, shaped like a pigeon, with a peacock tail. The feathers blaze with precious stones, and a great emerald hangs from its breast. Ac cording to an old Indian legend, who ever owns this bird will rule India. Watch Your Pep. Pep is a slang word invented to con vey the idea of those who xre always up and about, who are full of "ginger," who never go to sleep at the switch. When you are full of pep you can go a long way toward doing almost any thing. But pep runs out If your stomach goes back on you because you don't know how to take care of it; if you consort with weak minded people, taking on the color of their weak mindedness; if you burn the candle at both ends, then your pep runs low. Watch your pep.—Life. Curious Courtship. In the strange land of the Tarascan Indians in Mexico the visitor, after at taining something of a friendly foot ing, may still witness some of the equally strange practices which the first Spaniards observed. In courting the lover goes to the well where his be loved is accustomed to fill her water jar. He holds her shawl until she ac cepts him, and then with a stick he breaks the jar which she holds on her head and gives her a betrothal baptism of water. A Skating 4 'Accident" By OSCAR COX "Jim," said Charlie Bates excitedly, "what do you suppose has happened to Alec Winston?" "What?" "Fell on the back of his head on the ice and has been unconscious for two hours." "That's strange. Alec is a splendid skater." "It wasn't his fault" "Whose fault was It?" "Billie's." "You mean Wilhelmina Ripley's." "Yes; she's the liveliest girl in town. Shs's an imp of mischief. Her princi- i pal object in life seems to be to make trouble." "You mean among the fellows. Why, they stick to her like flies to *no lasses." "The more fools they." "If report says correctly you are one of the biggest fools of the lot But how did Miss Ripley injure Alec Win ston?" "You see, they were skating together, Alec skating backward, Billie forward. For some time she had been trying to stir up bad blood between Alec and Horace Farrar by exercising that dia bolical smile of hers"— "You mean that seductive smile." "Whatever you like to call it Any way, she first encouraged one, then the other. She was skating with Alec. He, having his eyes in the front in stead of the back of his head, couldn't see Farrar skating behind him with Josie Emerson. Both men being back to back, Billie thought it would be a fine thing to steer Alec against Horace. When they struck Alec's feet went up in the air, and he went down on the back of his head." "That's too bad. I hope he didn't j crack his skull." "The doctor says not. He says there's concussion of the brain." "Was Billie hurt?" "Hurt! No. Such persons never get hurt. They are protected by Satan, whom they serve. Billie went down, but forward, not backward, and fell partly 011 Alec." There was a pause in the dialogue, at the end of which James Barnet said to Charlie Bates: "Charlie, this is a serious matter for all you fellows who have gone daft on Miss Ripley." "What do you mean?" asked Bates, j looking at his friend anxiously. "Why, she'll be badly broken up at the serious result of her innocent play fulness." "Call it devilishness." "She'll inquire a dozen times a day ; after Alec, sending him spoon fodder and flowers. As soon as he gets well enough to see her she'll go to him, cry a little, wonder if he'll ever forgive her, and the result will be that he'll take her in with no more resistance on her part than a jellyfish." > "He'll be a fool if he does!" cried Bates excitedly, and, cramming his hands down into the bottom of his trousers pockets, he strode up and : down the floor. "You seem averse to Alec's beinjs roped into the meshes of this imp of a girl," remarked his friend, j "Naturally. I've been there myself," replied Bates. "Whsre?" "In Billie's good graces." "Oh! You have, eh? How long did you stay?" "An evening." "And the next day?" . j "I was reduced to the ranks and Alec was promoted." "I should think that you'd covet re ! venge on Alec." "Oh, Alec is an inoffensive sort of a ! fellow. He was quite a smart boy be fore he had that fever. I don't blame him. My wrath is all for the girl." "You'd better keep it hot." "What hot?" "Your wrath. Suppose it should cool and Billie should take hold of you again. Where would you be?" "Do you take me for an idiot?" "I take you for what we men all are in the matter of women. So long. I must be moving on." A week later the two friends met 1 again. "I say, Jim," said Charlie, "you were all wrong about how that matter be tween Billie and Alec would turn out" ; "How is that?" "Alec was only stunned. He was up and about the next day." "How about Miss Ripley?" "The thing sobered her." "How do you know?" "How do I know? Why she told me so." "When?" "Last night." "At what hour?" "At what hour? WTiat's that to you?" "Tell me the time you left her last night and I'll explain." "I didn't exactly leave her last night. It was this morning. I think it was about half past 1." "No explanation on my part is neces sary. I knew very well when you were telling me about the accident that you were fired by jealousy. You didn't care what happened to Alec, un less perhaps you hoped death would take him out of your way. When you told me you had left your fiancee"— "My fiancee! How did you know that? It isn't out yet" "I guessed it. Lovers just engaged don't leave their girls at 10 o'clock in the evening, or 11, or 12. It's toore likely to be 2 cr 3 in the morning." "How do you know all that?" "I've been there." I A Prosperous New Year to All A STEP IN THE NEW YEAR TOWARDS SUCCESS—When your name is upon the list of depositors of a good bank, you are enrolled with the successful men of your commu nity, and by so enrolling yourself with this BIG, STRONG BANK, you have taken a most important step toward your own success. FOUR PER CENT. INTEREST ON SAVINGS AND TIME DEPOSITS Resources Over - - - $2,500,000.00 The Savings and Trust Company OF INDIANA, PENNA. I PENNSYLVANIA I NEWS IN BRIEF Interesting Items From All Sec tions ot the State. GULLED FOR QUICK READING f News of All Kinds Gathered From Various Points Throughout the Keystone State. Water is so scarce parts of Altoona have none. The Danville Morning News goes up to two cents. Ice harvesting has commenced up the Schuklkill valley. Danville puddlers are receiving $8 ja ton —higher than civil war pay. Diphtheria is epidemic at Schuylkill Haven, where two are dead and nine dying. The Magee Carpet mill, Bloomsburg, has divided $5OOO extra among em ployes. The National bank of Pottstown has taken posssession of its new $lOO,OOO building. There are nineteen fewer liquor li cense applicants in Columbia county a year ago. Dr. J. C. Laughlin has been installed pastor of the First Presbyterian church, Finleyville. Three hundred and forty-five per sons have asked for liquor licenses In Northumberland county. The Lawrence Portland Cement company announces a month's salary 1 bonus for its employes. Pottstown's four financial instltu- j tions closed the year with the largest j deposits in their history. Lancaster county dairy farms will receive for their milk, at a minimum, $2.20 per 100 pounds. A. J. Gagt, of Kingston, has been arrested the third time in a week, ac ' cused of violating the liquor laws. John Jordan, aged forty-five, a bar tender of Monongahela, was found dead on the Monongahela river bank Eminent lawyers will try to throw out of office mine inspectors irregu- i larly chosen in thp Schuylkill region.! Mrs. Elizabeth Burdv, aged forty five, was instantly killed at Irwin when she was struck by a B. & O. : train. Lancastrians want their poor board to give up a tract of land as a site for an armory for local militia com panies. A water-back from a stove at the t home of Robert Halls, Nesquehoning. blew up, and the house was partly wrecked. * Charles Troscavaze was run down on a bridge at Maizeville by a Schuyl kill railroad car and so badly injured I that he died. A carp thirty-one inches long and weighing sixteen pounds was caught by Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Schell, of Royersford. Mount Holly will abrogate Its own [charter and become a borough so as to borrow its share of funds for a new $6OOO bridge. Reading has a population of 110,- 274, according to estimates compiled and lately issued by the United States i census bureau. The plant of the Guffey Gasoline ; company at Guffey. was destroyed by fire. The loss was $5OOO. The work? will be rebuilt. Russell Klger, three-year-old son of Mrs. Jennie Kiger, of Franklin town ship, died in Waynesburg of burns re ceived recently. Marriages are decreasing In Craw ford county. In 1912, 585 license# were issued, last year 516, and thte year to date only 462. The first dog tax to be issued in Berks county for 1917 was grante 1 to Miss Louise J. Potter, secretary to Mayor Filbert, Reading. Ray Alvlr. Crowe, aged sixteen, son of J. C. Crowe, died in Washington a« the result of Injuries from being struck by a street car. 1 " i Tacitly admitting conspiracy in re straint of trade, thirty-two master plumbers were fined a total of $3460 and costs at Pittsburgh. Absent in Colarado forty-one yeans, J. W. Bradley was recognized at once by his sister when he returned to Ebervale. near Hazleton. A shortage of water existe at Mill heim. near Bellefonte, since the pipe line that carries water from a reser voir two miles away froze up. Yuan Tsai, of Hongkong, China, Is spending three months at visiting the anthracite coal mines and Investigating modern mining. A Christmas check for $lO,OOO has been received by directors of the In diana hospital, in Indiana, from Miss Reorgine Iselin, of New York. Work has been begun on tearing down No. 2 stack of the Eastern Steel company, at Pottstown. which will be i rebuilt in most modem lines. The Herald, Titusville's only news paper, has increased its subscription rates to twelve cents a week, and ad vertising rates ten per cent. Playing with matches near an open kerosene lamp at Mahanoy City, Jean ette Janosky, four, was so horribly burned that she cannot recover. State Education Superintendent N. C. Schaeffer told the American School Peace league at Harrlsburg he op posed schor' military training. Asphyxiated through a broken pipe, Hezekiah Dailey, aged seventy, a night watchman, was found dead in the base ment of an Easton trousers factory. Thieves stole $26 from the home of Alderman Joseph Moody, Hazleton, while the family was out of town. Dragged by a train she was trying to board, Miss Lorena Kllmore, Me chanicsburg. was seriously Injured. Hazleton's American Red Cross So ciety elected T. D. Jones president, and Mrs. C. J. Kirschner, secretary. The various collieries of the M. S. Kemmerer Coal company, near White Haven, will be operated by electricity.- West Fairview has raised the sum needed to insure the location of a shirt factory employing sixty persons. Many Blair countians are cutting ! out exchanges of Christmas gifts as a | needless addition to high cost of liv ing. Lloyd Bloucb has been rearrested at Lebanon, cl urged with deadly as sault upon and robbery of E. E. Ar nold. Strausstown women boycotted mill* when it was increased two cents a quart, and it soon went back to five cents. The American Iron and Steel com' pany, Reading, will give its employes a bonus of five per cent on their earn ings. Ellis Kempfer, of Battery A, First Field Artillery, South Bethlehem, Is ill with pleurisy in a Kansas City hoe pital. Too deaf to hear warnings. Jacob aged sixty, was run down by a freight* train at Union Furnace, and killed. Federal authorities have lodged a detainer at Easton against Herman A. Morton, charged with passing bogus checks. kick of a pet horse. More than 1000 college men from all parts of the country attended the biennial national convention of the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity, at Pittsburgh. Only the fact that hfe had center fire cartridges in a rim-fire gun pre vented Raymond Lane, Carlisle, from shooting John Baldwin, another negro, at Newville, in a quarrel due to Jeal ousy. Bundling their three-months-old SOD so that he would not take cold while they were driving a mile to a neigh bor's, Mr. and Mrs. Wilbur Shultz. ol Madison township. Columbia county arrived to find the baby smothered. Figures compiled by the national and state mining bureaus show that of 518,000.000 tons of coal mined in the country last year, Pennsylvania pro duced 247,000,000, while of 767,554 men employed in the nation's mine? there were 3*55,073 in Pennsylvania mines. Figures compiled by the department of agriculture for 1916 show an in crease in farm wages in Pennsylvania The average per week, with board, was $2.35, some countle# reporting as h!gfc as $3.25. The monthly average wae $27.50. Harvest hands received an average of $1.89 per day, the rate be ing as high as $2.50 in some countiea