jj THE PATRIOT !; Published Weekly By j j! THE PATRIOT PUBLISHING COMPANY, )i Office: No. 15 Carpenter Avenue ? Marshall Building, INDIANA, PENNA j j> Local Phone 250-Z 5 FRANCESCO BIAMONTE, Publisher j! Entered as second-class matter September 26, 1914, > at the postoffice at Indiana, Pennsylvania, under the s ]| Act of March 3, 1879. S JL SUBSCRIPTION | ONE YEAR . . $1.50 | SIX MONTHS . 11.00 I ji J The Aim of the Foreign Language Papers I; of America <| To HELP PRESERVE THE IDEALS AND SACRED TRAD- S ITIONS OF THIS, OUR ADOPTED COUNTRY, THE UNITED | ji STATES OF AMERICA; To REVERE ITS LAWS AND IN- ? "I SPIRE OTHERS TO OBEY" THEM; To STRIVE UNCEASING- 5 j 1 LY TO QUICKEN THE PUBLIC'S SENSE OF CIVIC DUTY; ji IN ALL WAYS TO AID IN MAKING THIS COUNTRY GREAT- (j <[ ER AND BETTER THAN WE FOUND j> A Voter's Catechism. D. Have you read the Consti tution of the United States? R. Yes. D. What form of Government is this? R. Republic. D. What is the Constitution of the United States? R. It is the fundamental law of this country. D. W r ho makes the laws of the United States? R. The Congress. D. What does Congress consist of? R. Senate and House of Rep resentatives. D. Who is our State Senator? R. Theo. M. Kurtz. D. Who is the chief executive of the United States? 'R. President. D. For how long is the Pressident of the United States elected? R. 4 years. D. Who takes the place of the President in case he dies? R. The Vice President. D. What is his name? R. Thomas R. Marshall. D. By whom is the President of the United States elected? R. By the electors. D. By whom are the electors elcted? e R. By the people. D. Who makes the laws for the stete of Pennsylvania. R. The Legislature. D. What does the Legislature consist, of? R. Senate and Assembly. D. Who is our Assemblyman? R. Wilmer H. Wood. D. How many State in the un ion? R. 48. D. When was the Declaration of Independence signed? R. July 4, 1776. D. By whom was it written? R. Thomas Jefferson. D. Which is the capital of the United States? R. Washington. D. By whom are they elected? R. By the people. D. For how long? R. 6 years. D. How many representatives , are there ? .. R. 435. According to the pop ulation one to/every 211,000, (tht ratio fixed by Congress after eaci& decennial census.) D. Which is the capital of the state of Pennsylvania. R. Harrisburg. D. How many Senators ha* each state in the United States Senate ? R. Two. D. Who are our U. S. Senators ? R. Boise Penrose and George T. Oliver. D. For how long are they elect ed? R. 2 years. D. Who is our Congressman? R. S. Taylor North. D. How many electoral rotes has the state of Pennsylvania? R. 38. D. Who is the chief executive of the state of Pennsylvania? R. The Governor. D. For how long is he elected 1 R. 4 years. D. Who is the Governor? R. Brumbaugh. D. Do you believe in organized government ? R. Yes. D. Are you opposed to organiz ed government? R. No. 13. Are you an anarchist? .R. No. D. What is an anarchist? R. A person who does not b< ieve in organized government. D. Are you a bigamist or poll gaiuist? R. No. D. What is a bigamist or poh gamist? R. One who believes in having more than one wife. D. Do you belong to any se cret Society which teaches to disbelieve in organized govern ment? R No. D. Have you ever violated au\ I,'vvs of the United States? R. No. D. Who makes the ordinance" for the City ? R. The board of Aldermen. D. Do yon intend to remai permanently in the U. S.? R. Yes. The Guilty Man 3y M. QUAD Copyright, 1916, by the McClure Newspaper Syndicate. i* S 1 was not a tramp, but I had to be come the next thing to one in a sense. With my having been ill and out of work for months, with my being penni less and seedy and discouraged, with my asking for a meal here and a bed there as I tramped the highways be tween London and Liverpool, no one could be blamed for sizing me up as a "professional" and treating me accord ingly. One night, in the county of War wick. I came upon a farmer who had neither wife nor children, but was living alone on his small holding. His name was Ilolborne, and, though gruff at first, he finally gave me a hearty supper and the privilege of passing the night in his barn. When supper was finished and he had heard my story, he offered me a pipe, and we sat at his door and smoked and chat ted for an hour. It was agreed that 1 should turn to next morning and work with him in his fields for half a month. While we were chatting, a neighboring farmer named Saunders came up and halted for five minutes, and two others •passed on the highway and saluted Holborne with a good evening. It was 10 o'clock before I went to the barn, anil, being tired and sleepy, I was soon in dreamland. How long I had slept when I was awakened by the sound of voices in anger, I could not say, but I heard what seemed to be a quarrel be tween Holborne and another man. The voice of the other was high pitched and had a catch in it. It was not a stammer, but a sort of gasp, as if catching his breath. I was not fully aroused, nor did the quarrel continue long. It was sunrise next morning when I woke and turned out. The house was only about five rods away, and after looking about to see if Holborne were in sight I moved along to the house. His dead body was on the grass before the open door. He had been struck on the head with a club and kilfed by a single blow. I was upset by the dis covery, as you may believe. After touching his face and finding it cold 1 started off on the run for the nearest farmhouse, half a mile away. The farmer was milking his cow, and his wife was preparing breakfast, but they returned with me at once, and other neighbors were called, and a boy was sent off to the nearest police station. I told my story to the people, and all believed me, as why should they not when Saunders was among them? And yet when the police came their very first move was to arrest me as the murderer. A tramp had passed the night in the barn. Of course the tramp had murdered the farmer. If you agree that the police were asses you will agree that the others were fools. No sooner was I charged with the murder than all turned against me. Saunders suddenly re membered that our conversation was heated as he came up. The two who passed by thought they heard me use threatening language. A farmer whom I had not at all the evening be fore claimed to have come near enough to the house to have heard me ask Holborne for the loan of £2. I was an gered, but not frightened. I asked the police to investigate my bed on the straw, and they found it still warm. I asked them to look through the house, and they found nothing disturbed. I asked them to note that the body was cold, and the doctor who was sum moned said that life had been extinct for seven or eight hours. I was examined by a magistrate, who said I would no doubt get my just deserts, and the police made no move whatever to find another party. Even the jailer and the turnkeys chuckled over the hanging that must result. I told of having heard the quarrel, but they said I lied. I told of the arrangements made to go to work for Holborne in the morning, but they smiled in derision. I was almost ready for the assizes and the hanging whefi a person, whose identity I do not know to this day and who must have been moved by a spirit of fairness, sent me a lawyer and gave the lawyer money to work with. Prestb change! Why. a born fool could have picked up the threads of the case and cleared me. Within six hours after 1 had told the lawyer of the quarrel and the man with the catch in his voice they had the murderer spotted. His name was Jamison, and the quarrel was over the lease of the farm, and the club with which he had delivered the blow, having lost his temper, but not meaning to kill, was found in his house. More than that, he broke down and made a full confession, and when the. assizes came on he stood in the dock in my place. Nevertheless, in setting me at liberty the judge did it grudgingly and with a warning that my crimes must sooner or later find me out, and I was scarcely clear of the courtroom when the humiliated and chagrined police overhauled me and said: "It is just possible that you did not commit this crime, but only because iomebody else got ahead of you. We know you had planned to do it and are a dangerous man to be roaming about, and if you are not outside the county by sundown you shall be run in on suspicion I" Jamison was hanged for the killing, and a long confession was left in writ ing over his own hand, but there were scores of people who still believed that "the tramp" had something to do in I some way with that murder. PINKNEY'S PUCE IN HISTORY His Fame as the Greatest Lawyer th# United States Has Produced Is Secure. Even that tritest of truisms, the ephemerality of a lawyer's fame, offers no adequate explanation of the obscur ity in which sleeps the genius of Wil liam Pinkney. For Pinkney was not merely a great lawyer. According to testimony that leaves no room for doubt or controversy, he was the very greatest lawyer that this country has ever produced. Nor was this all. He served his coun try with distinction and success in the labyrinths of diplomacy, at the cabinet table, in the halls of congress and even on the field of battle. Above all, at a most critical point of our history, when the clamor of contending sections dis turbed the tranquillity of the Sage of Monticello, "like a fire bell ringing in the night," to use Jefferson's own ex pressive phrasp, it was Pinkney who rose to the occasion and recalled sena tors to a sense of their duty and pa triotism. Of him John Marshall said that he was the greatest man he had ever seen in a court of justice. Of him Taney wrote in 1854: "I have heard almost all the great advocates of the United States, both of the past and present generation, but I have seen none equal to him." Of him Story remarked: "His clear and forcible manner of put ting his cases before the court, his powerful and commanding eloquence, occasionally illumined with sparkling lights, but always logical and appro priate and, above all, his accurate and discriminating law knowledge, which he pours out with wonderful precision, give him, in my opinion, a great su periority over every man whom I have known.". When such a court unanimously con curs in rendering judgment, bold in deed the man who claims an appeal.— H. H. Hagan in Case and Comment. Accent on the "Know." Marks—lf you had to live life over again would you marry the same wo man? Parks—You j'jst bet I would. I f know what she is, and women arc too uncertain for me to experiment with another one.—Exchange. ————————— >HSESESiESESESHS'SiESHSSSiSSHSHSiHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSESi2SSSHSHSESESSSESZSHSiESESi^ I The Patriot Job Printing Department 1 DR. DICKIE Is prepared to do all kinds of Commercial a DENTIST Printing promptly and in an up-to-date S manner. Call and get our low prices for S Room 14, second floor the best of service and workmanship. S Marshall building 15 CARPENTER AVE. INDIANA, PA. | INDIANA, PENN'A. Hn^SSSSSHSaSaSHS2SmsaSaSaSasaSESHS2S2SHSS2SHS2SZSHS!S2SHSmSHSara Cow's Fondness for Roses. Because E. R. Patterson's milch cow walked into Walter G. Hyman's rose garden and consumed a sundry assort ment of blossoms, Haywurd Park, a fashionable residence district of San Mateo, is in the throes of a Civil war, avers a San Mateo (Cal.) telegram to the New York World. The law has beeeti invoked and threats and coun ter threats are breathed. Hyman filed a written complaint with the San Mateo city trustees, who referred it to Poundmaster George Maggi. Kecently Patterson made public the following letter to Hyman: "I hand you herewith my check for $3.25 to cover the full amount of dam ages, as claimed by you, done by my cow when she recently broke loose and got into your yard. In view of The very childish 'tell-the-teacher* at titude you took in taking this small accident up with sundry city officials and others, I think I might have felt that I was justly absolved from any financial obligation to you. However, I guess your action carries with it its own punishment, as I know that I should hate to carry the brand real men put on one who assumes the at titude you did on this occasion." Chapel in the Trenches. In one of the French trenches the men have constructed a small chapel underneath the earth. It is sufficient ly large to admit 20 men at the same time. Every effort has been made by the clever workmen who have built it, skilled miners from the district of La Loire, to make the underground chapel difficult of bombardment. The inte rior ornamentation has been carried to high perfection, for a parquet floor, carpets, candlesticks, kneeling chairs saved from the ruined churches are to be found In it. A wooden altar has been erected in the trench chapel, and a magnificent French flag, the gift of an officer, has been hung in it. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away. And what will you do, doctor, when your business is gone?" "Guess I'll hedge," replied the un perturbed medico. "Just invest in or chards." The first standing army, consisting of guards and regular troops, was formed by Saul in 1003 R. O. SIMPLE WAY TO TEST CREAM French Scientist Has Given to th« World a Discovery That Is of Distinct Value. Professor Llndet of the French Agronomic Institute has given to the Academy of Agriculture a very simple process for calculating rapidly the quantity of fatty matter in cream. It is the fatty matter that gives cream its quality, the more of this butter the better the cream. This is the process: A drop of cream is placed upon a sheet of paper and Introduced at once into an oven heated to 105 degrees centigrade. The watery part of the cream evaporates and the fat, ab sorbed by the paper, forms a spot whicn enlarges rapidly at first, then more slowly as the edges of the spot Increase their distance from the point at which the drop has been placed. At the end of a specified time the area of the spot is measured and compared with that of a spot formed by a drop of pure grease of the same size de posited at the same time and under identical conditions. Professor Llndet uses drops of 1-100 of a cubic centimeter in size, and places his paper In wooden frames to prevent it from curling up in the oven. He removes it before the spots have spread to more than three or four centimeters in diameter. Corpus Christ! Day. Corpus Ohrlsti kept today by nil Roman and Anglican Catholics, Is connected with two towns prominent in the present war. It arose from the dream of a religious lady at Leige, and was formally sanctioned in 1264 by a bishop of Verdun who became Pope. It came to England about 1320, and was soon made a popular fete. In Wales on this anniversary the doorways of houses were decked with flowers, tho maidenhair fern being chiefly selected for the purpose. Previous to the re cent Anglican revival Corpus Christl day was kept at the Oxford college. It has been observed for five centuries in the city of London by the Worship ful company of Skinners, who attend in state their special service at St. Mary Aldermary. But the "Skinners" who walk in the procession now carry posies of flowers instead of the "war torches" mentioned by Stow. —London Chronicle. QUADRI PATRIOTTICI Cartoline mostrate. Libri d'ogni specie dietro ordine Il rinomato DIZIONARIO TASCABILE Italiano-Inglese e viceversa edito dai Fratelli Treves di Milano. La nuovissima GRAMMATICA ACCELERATA del De Gaudenzi Corso completo por imparare a scrivere, parlare e capir bene la lingua inglese in tre mesi senza maestro Agenzia Italiana Indiana Pennsylvania La macchina del business man Macchina unica a caratteri visibili ■ 10 GIORNI DI PROVA GRATIS Éi ha un valore di SIOO esi da per I a sola titolo di reclame. I i Scrivere Negli Stati Uniti Con e di Soli 1 0 Soldi al Giorno. ìzia Italiana INDIANA, PA.