Surgeon General of the Unit ed States Navy ah| 1' ■ ■ . . ■ : ; l: . ■ : i/* Copyright by Clineainst. SWISS MILITARY SYSTEM. .Teats All Youths Must Pass Before They Become Soldiers. The Swiss system is ultra militaristic and probably would never be accept able to the United States. But it is Interesting, nevertheless, as indicating bow the problem of defense has been met and apparently solved by the earn est and patriotic people of a republic like our own. The Swiss system Is compulsory and begins with the early schooling of each boy. He does not drill or handle fire arms, however, until he is twenty years old, when he reports to federal au thorities for physical and literary ex amination. lie must be able to read and write and figure, and answer ques tions in elemental Swiss history and geography. The physical tests require that the applicant shall cover at least eight feet In a running jump, lift a weight of thirty-seven pounds in both bands at least four times, and run eighty yards in fourteen seconds. Those who fail in these tests are given an extension of time for further training, not to exceed four years, and if physically disqualified at the end of that period they are obliged to pay a tax, or to take some assigned posi tion which they can fill.—Kansas City Journal. The Sixteenth Century Carver. At the formal banquet of the six teenth century the man who carved the meat was bound with the red tape of precedent. When carving for distin guished guests he had to remember that certain parts of the birds or meat must be set aside. In carving for his lord and lady he was expected to exer cise great discretion in the size of the pieces he sent round, "for ladies will be soon angry and their thoughts soon changed, and some lords are soon pleased and some not, as they be of complexion." He was expected to have the rules both of the kitchen and the peerage at his knife's end. A pike, for Instance, must be dished up whole for a lord and in slices for commoner folk. The rank of his diners, too, determined whether a pig was to be served up whole, sliced, plain or with gold leaf Or whether new bread or bread three Clays old should be srten. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOfif © JUST A FEW THINGS THAT O O ONE SMALL GIRL CAN DO. § o o ° Accomplishments of twelve- £ o year-old Winifred Sackville Sto- o c ner of Pittsburgh, who has in- ° c terested scientists in several o q countries: o © Reads, writes and speaks eight o § languages. g o Has written French verse, a o q suffrage book entitled "A Plea to £ o Gallant Knights" and magazine ° o and newspaper short stories, hav- o o ing began this work in her fifth ° © o o year. o o Taught a class in Esperanto at o the Carnegie institute in Pitts- q o burgh. o o Made the first translation of o g "Mother Goose" rimes into Es- o o peranto. o ® Has memorized several of Cic- o o ero's orations and parts of Hor- % £ ace, Livy, Sallust and Caesar. o o Plays the piano, violin, guitar o g and mandolin. g © Illustrates her own writings. o £ Can swim, cook, row, drive an g o auto, box, ride a horse and play o 9 baseball. o w o oooooooooooooooooooooooodO Prohibitive. "What's tbe matter, daugherF* "Father, I want a duke." "That can b$ arranged, my dear. 1 was afraid you might want a baseball pitcher."—Baltimore Son. There Is no fatigue so wearisome as 4hat which cornea from want of work. •-Spurgeon, ' ..The Indiana Macaroni Company.. OUR MACARONI Can be Bought at the Following Stores: The Cunningham Department Store, Steveson Myers, Plotzer Meat Market. They are FRESH. Made in Indiana Fresh fruits of all kinds, at a reasona ble price. V eg-etable and grocery. FELIX & GUIDO 6th and Water St. Questions Nil O M Cite 11 KM. D. Have you read the Consti tution of the United States? R. Yes. D. What form of Government is this? R. Republic. D. What is the Constitution of the United States? R. It is the fundamental law of this country. D. Who makes the laws of the United States? R. The Congress. D. What does Congress consist of? R. Senate and House of Rep resentatives. D. Who is the chief executive J of the United States? | R. President. i D. How long is the President of the United States elected? R. 4 years. D. Who takes the place of the President in case he dies? R. The Vice President. D. What is his name? R. Thomas R. Marshall. D. By whom is the President of the United States elected? R. By the electors. D. By whom are the electors elcted? e R. By the people. D. Who makes the laws for the state of Pennsylvania. R. The Legislature. D. What does the Legislature consist of? R. Senate and Assembly. D. How many State in the un ion? R. 48. D. When was the Declaration of Independence signed? R. July 4, 1776. D. By whom was it written? R. Thomas Jefferson. D. Which is the capital of the United States? R. Washington. D. Which is the capital of the state of Pennsylvania. R. Harrisburg. D. How many Senators has each state in the United States i Senate f B. Two. 1 • * *■;...¥ -• - • D. By whom are they elected ? R. By the people. D. For how long? R. 6 years. D. How many representatives are there ? .. R. 435. According to the pop ulation one to every 211,000, (the ratio fixed by Congress after each decennial census.) D. For how long are they elect ed? R. 2 years. D. How many electoral votes has the state of Pennsylvania? R. 38. D. Who is the chief executive of the state of Pennsylvania? R. The Governor. D. For how long is he elected? R. 4 years. D. Who is the Governor? R. Brumbaugh. D. Do you believe in organized government ? R. Yes. D. Are you opposed to organiz ed government? R. No. D. Are you an anarchist ? R. No. D. What is an anarchist? R. A person who does not be ieve in organized government. D. Are you a bigamist or poli gamist ? R. No. D. What is a bigamist or poly gam ist? R. One who believes in having mora than one wife. D. Do you belong to any secret Society who teaches to disbelieve in organized government? R. No. D. Have you ever violated any lews of the United States? R. No. D. Who makes the ordinances for the City ? R. The board of Aldermen. D. Do you intend to remain permanently in the U. S.? R. Yes. ~ " * * e " Best stores advertise in The Patriot. . , J _ THE PATRIOT I ITALY HAS 2,065.000 MEN READY FOR FIELD. According to the latest reports Italy's strength on land is as follows: Infantry. Ninety-four regi ments of the line, two of grena diers. twelve of bersaglieri and eight of Alpine chasseurs, sixty one of militia (landwehr) and about 400.000 men in territorials (laudsturm). Total, about 1,320.- 000 men. Cavalry. Twenty-nine regi ments. thirty-one squadrons of militia and about 30.000 ter ritorials. Total about 150.000. Artillery. Twenty-four regi ments of field artillery, one of horse artillery, two of mountain guns, three of coast and three of garrison, with seventy-eight bat teries of militia and 100 of ter ritorials. Total about 450,000 men. Signal corps, engineers, med ical corps, commissary, etc.. about 143.000 men. Aeroplanes, fourteen squadrons of seven machines, ten dirigibles. Grand total ready for field, 2.0G5.000 men. | SEES WORLD COURT WITH "PUNCH" COMING. John Hays Hammond Predicts Estab lishment of Compulsory Arbitration. At the conclusion of the world court congress at Cleveland, John Hays Hammond, the chairman, predicted with confidence that the plan for a world court with a "punch" behind it to make arbitration obligatory instead of optional was certain of adoption at the end of the European war. "There are many who are Inclined to believe tiie movement visionary," said Mr. Hammond. "These do not com prelieud the information at the dispo sal of the men fostering the idea. "Assurances have come from all sides, including representative men of the nations now at war, that support of the plan for a world court is sure to come once the carnage in Europe has ended. These assurances are authori tative. "While the congress has been in ses sion we have received pledges of in tended support to our plau from indi viduals and organizations all over the country. It is certain that public opin ion in the United States w r ill crystallize speedily into a determination that will make this country a leading signatory to a league of nations." NEW TYPES OF WARSHIPS. Britain Calls For Men to Build Several Battleships on Clyde. That the shipyards on the Clyde in Scotland are turning out fighting ships of entirely new types for the problems of tbe North sea and the Dardanelles was revealed in an address to business men by Captain J. J. Barttelot of the British admiralty. In urging the ne cessity of recruiting several thousand skilled workmen for the shipbuilding works he said: "Our main concern on the Clyde is the fleet. These yards are building ships of new types, and great issues depend on their arriving at their sta tions. "To get these ships ready there are wanted many more men, especially iron workers. In order to beat the en emy we shall have to pool the whole of our resources of skilled labor and put them on government work." ESPERANTO HELPS SOLDIER. Austrian Captive In Russia Tells of Use of Neutral Tongue. The Prager Tagblatt prints a letter from an Austrian soldier made pris oner by the Russians, who tells of the great use a knowledge of Esperanto has been to him in making known his wishes when his own language failed. He says the face of a Russian officer lighted up at sight of the green Es peranto star, and he at once spoke in that language. At Moscow three offi cers called on him and were delighted to use the neutral language. On his arrival in Siberia he found a group of Esperantists, some Russians and some Hungarians, and they were able to be of much use as interpreters among those who otherwise eotild not have understood one another. "This enabled us to enjoy ourselves fairly well," he adds. SPEED UP ON SUBMARINES. \merican Builders Turn Out Ten In Less Than Five Months. Ten submarines which are being con structed at Quincy, Mass.. for the Brit ish government will be launched early next month, within five months of the time the keels were laid. The trial trips will follow soon after, and the boats could be ready for commission by July 1, although they are not to be delivered until after the war. The average time for constructing submarines in this country previously has been more than two years. LORD DE FREYNE DIES IN WAR 1 ■ ■ - Romantic Figurs Ons Tim® Privats In ' United States Army. ' Lord De Freyne of England, once Vxfled by parental displeasure and at one time a private In the tfnfted'Sfiates army, but who later was restored to his ancestral estates In England after I romantic experiences, has been killed i 1b the fighting ha France. Bis brother has alao been kffleC ORVILLE WRIGHT. Premier Air Man Says War Obliges Us to Build Aerial Fleet. 1 ! ll I 1 " ■ ■■ T'". 1 ■ ! ■ STREAKED WALLS. Cold Surfaces Always Catch Moro Dust Than Hot Ones. The reason that lath and plaster walls become streaked is explained by John Aitken. in Nature, as due to the tendency of hot air to deposit Its dust on cold surfaces, and the colder the surface the weaker the power of re sistance. So where the laths protect the plaster from the cold outside the plaster receives less deposit of dust than where it is between the laths. Wherever a hot steam or water pipe comes through a wail a vertical streak of dust may be seen above it, due to j the hot air driving tbe dust against the cold wall. Rooms that are_heated by STOVE WRECKED BY BEANS Forgotten In Oven, They Explode anc 1 Bombard Kitchen Wails. An explosion shook the Sixth ward In Auburn, N. Y., and brought score.-, of persons to the home of William E Bills, C 2 Lansing street. Members ol the family were gathering up the scrap iron that represented the family range and the walls and furnishings of the kitchen looked as if they had been the target for hundreds of small bullets. Mrs. Bills explained that she had placed a quart can of beans in the oven and had forgotten them. She was re minded of it by the explosion and tbe bean bombardment that came with it Once Laborer, Now a President. At a meeting of the directors of the Yale & Towne company, a large hard ware manufacturing company of Stan ford, Conn., Walter C. Allen, who has been employed by the company for the past twenty-three years and who ; has advanced himself by stages, was elected president In the place of Henry R. Towne, who retires after forty-six years in that position. Mr. Towne was made chairman of tbe board of directors. The Popular Craze. "Sir," said the young man, "I want to marry your daughter." i "You do, eh? What have you got to offer?" "Myself, which includes a fair edu- j cation, a good state of health, area- j sonable amount of ambition, a credita- j ble appearance, a modest salary and a strong desire to come into your office and get useful." The older man shook his head. "Not enough. Times are too hard. 1 caii't afford a wedding." The young man smiled. "Now for my trump card," he said "Everybody is eloping. We will elope and save the expense." The old man caught his hand. "She's yours, son; she's yours!"— Cleveland Plain Dealer. Vegetable Chat. "I see that some college professor has ; been saying that he believes that vege tables can see and hear while growing In the garden." "Is that so?" "Yes; not only that, but he believes that ages hence they will be able to converse with one another." "Oh, that's old!" "What's old?" "Vegetables conversing. Pre often beard 'Jack and the Beans-talk T " Nearly All. First Diner (trying to break the mo notony of delay)—Do you believe that all things come to him who waits? Second Diner—l'm working on that the- ! ory anyhow. Some time ago I ordered a plate of hash.—Richmond Tlmee-Die patch. - Tight. "Doppel hates to spend money." "111 tell you how much. If it were possible to take gas every time be parts with a dollar he'd take It."— Birmingham Age-HeraJd. Analogy. "Papa, what is a political boas?" "Well, eon. all you have to fie ti to tttak of bow your mother weald ran tbe wboje " hi i i RURAL AMtKfCA. Our Country as It Was In the Time of George Washington. The America of Washington's day was primitively, racily rural. The country outnumbered the city thirty to one. it outvoted and out influenced the city. The country was countrified without urban qualities or depend encies. Not even the cities themselves were citified. Philadelphia, the great st of them all. with the finest shops, the best houses, the most extravagant people, was but a poor, small triangle of houses, with its base on the Dela ware and its apex stretching timidly toward the west. Its people, though reputed gay and luxurious, went early to bed. rose early and were without the opportunities and distractions of modern urban life. There were no great factories, no armies of workmen, no extended commerce, no horse cars, no omnibuses, no sharp differentiation of the city into business and residence sections. Like envious New York and aspiring Boston, Philadelphia was still half rural. A great city was not desired not even contemplated. To "the fathers" the very conception had in it some thing unwholesome. A city was a dwelling place of turbulent, impious, ignorant mobs, of a congregation of "unproductive" artisans, wastrels, crim inals, Sabbath breakers. It was a blister on the social body, a tumor which absorbed the healthy juices. The city was vaguely associated with royalties, courts, armies, beggars and tattered, insolent, rascally mobs: the country was the cradle of republican virtue and democratic simplicity. Jef ferson, having in mind the squalid ag glomerations of the old countries, con gratulated America on being rural. Dc Tocqueville in the thirties believed that the absence of a great capital city was "one of the first causes of the maintenance of Republican institu tions."—Walter Weyl in Harper's Mag azine. SHIP CANALS. Each Has Troubles of Its Own That Require Constant Care. Lenve any ship canal alone for even a year and it would no longer be fit for navigation. Within five years a small boat would be unable to go through it The United States has anxieties over the Culebra cut in the Panama, but not more so than the Germans over their waterwaj', the Kiel canal, for the ground through which the latter Is cut is in most places nothing but peat rotten black stuff which keeps on breaking \ip and falling back into the canal. Also the bottom continually "bumps up," thus lowering the depth of the passage. The craft that use the Kiel canal have to crawl along. They say that if a cruiser were to make a dash through at top speed it would take n year and several millions of money to remedy the damage done by her stern wave. Each canal has Its own special trou bles. That of the Panama is land slides. Many have taken place during its construction. Many more will have to be dealt with in coming years. It is estimated that if the dredging work oii the Suez were abandoned within less than ten years the Turks or any one else could cross it dryshod. On both sides of the canal stretch miles of dry desert, from which every wind that blows lifts the sand In edging spirals and carries It in great clouds. A sin gle storm may drop a thousand tons of sand into one mile of the canal. Of late years a great quantity of trees have been planted along the banks in order to prevent the sand from drifting into the water, yet even so great steam dredgers are always at work scooping from the bottom tbe blown in sand and dumping it along the shore. Another trouble of those in charge of the Suez canal is caused by fresh water springs, which burst up In its deep bed and pile the sand in ridge*. —Exchange. Master of Many Tongues. Ellhu Burritt, the "learned black smith," was born in Connecticut in 1810. Burritt taught himself French, Latin, German, Italian, Greek and He brew while an apprentice at the forge and in early manhood mastered San skrit, Syriac, Arabic, Norse, Spanish, Dutch, Polish, Bohemian and Turkish. Chinese and minor languages were ac quired later until he was able to read, write and speak In sixty different tonguea. Some Burned Lattere. Sir Walter Scott once made an Itin erary of the borders, in the coarse of which he wrote a lawyer friend in Ed inburgh a close and realistic account of everything he heard and observed, ev ery quaint location and droll custom. But the stupid heirs of the recipient of these priceless epistles consigned them to the flames and thus rendered what would have been a charming book im possible. Pleasant Employment. Stubbs—Your old friend, Weary ielgh, has got him a job at last that Is exactly to his liking. Grubbs—Yon don't say so? Stubbs—Yes. He is em ployed by a big dairy company, and his duty is to wait till the cows com® home.—Richmond Times-Dispatch. A Matter of Location. "When I was a boy," said Mr. Wa ter-stock, "I wanted to go to sea and be a pirate." "And yen changed your mind," re plied Miss Cayenne, "to the extent of deciding to remain on land."—Wash ington Star. Ton will never "get there" if you art content Jo* la "get by."—Youth's CM*- j Ofoioai. Anelli Moirimomoii Gio isili issimi di side elleno. Si fipDio orologi gioielli ed ollroooreniendo il iovoio. V Wayne Rigg&Co. Jewelers & Engravers 726 Philadelphia Street INDIANA, PA.