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Pinchot Expelled From Bel
gium by the Germans
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j Mrs. Gnaggs—Before we were mar
ried you used to say you could listen to
my sweet voice all night. Mr. Gnaggs
—Well, at that time I had no idea I'd
ever have to do it—Judge.
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Not a Bout Winner.
Tramp—Once I was well known as a
wrestler, mum. Lady—And do you
.wrestle now? Tramp—Only wid pov
erty, mum.—New Orleans Times-Pica
yune.
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WESTWARD HO! BY WAGON*
Staten Island Prairie Schooner Is Going
to San Francisco.
! Driving up to the New York city hall
in an old fashioned prairie schooner
i drawn by two horses, John Urflinger
and William Stevens obtained a letter
from Mayor Mitchel to deliver to May
or Rolph of San Francisco.
The odd trip across the continent is
| being made in the interest of Staten
j Island business men, who want it ad- j
vertised that Staten Island is the gate
way of the eastern coast, just as Sau
Francisco is supposed to be the gate
way of the western.
The schooner was driven about Man
hattan, and a trip made through Brook
lyn. Charles J. MeCormack of Rich
mond borough started the wagon on
its long overland trip to the western
city, where it is due to arrive before
the Panama exposition ends.
RICHEST TYPIST QUITS JOB.
Not Because She's Tired, but She
Wants to Give Needy Girl Work.
Miss Flora Ilolt, the nation's richest
stenographer, who recently inherited
the estate of Yilna McDonald of Esca
i naba. Mich., daughter of a former lieu
tenant governor of Michigan and who
npon becoming an heiress said she
would not quit her job, has at last re
| sigaed.
Ske has quit, not because of a wish
to be idle, but because she believes
that by remaining at work when she
did not need the money she was keep
ing some needy girl out of a job. The
estate which she inherited was nearly
$250,000, amassed in the iron mines of
npper Michigan. Miss McDonald vu
her cousin.
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EIGHTY THOUSAND WERE
EGGS, NOT RUSSIANS.
Commercial Explanation of Canard
About Big Force Far Scotland.
An explanation of the origin of the
canard, which received wide circula
tion and credence early in the war, to
the effect that 80,000 Russian troops
had reached Scotland from Archangel,
Russia's White sea port, en route to
France, appears to be found in a com
mon commercial custom.
Russia exports millions of eggs to
England, and in the trade these eggs
are known as "Russians," just as the
thousands of rabbits sent to England
from Belgium are known as "Ostends."
as oysters are known as "Marennes"
or "Whitstables," or in the United
States as "Blue Points" or "Cape
Cods."
It may easily have been the case
and this is believed by many to be the
explanation, that a Russian wholesale
dealer telegraphed to his commissiov.
agent in England, "Eighty thousand
Russians sent via Archangel," and the
message may have been taken by
some one througti whose hands it pass
ed to refer to troops instead of eggs.
The telegraphic employee may have
told a friend and so have started the
rumor, which grew until few corre
spondents could resist giving it cre
dence, even though they had some idea
of the difficulties of moving 80,000 men
to Archangel and undoubtedly wonder
ed why such forces should be landed
in Scotland instead of being carried
to a French port.
THE PATRIOT
The New Neutrality
George Washington's birthday this year
Had better in silence be passed);
He walloped our cousins
And licked them by dozens —
The day might oCnd them at last.
The Fourth of Jtff 4MQId be %3pped.
The great Declaration isnor**)
The date is am mchM
It wouldn't be Oeceoi
To hint how America Korcd.
The "Star apetigftd should
hush,
*Tis really a tenets screetit^
For those words Wr* wrlttpß
While fighting Great Brsu4*
And might make a tenuis toeach.
—McLancTburgh Wilaoo ia New York
Sun.
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