2 Veil of Mystery Over His Re call From Berlin Withdrawn / " \ • • , ' Tt - : * . • ' f i-I '' i " -- ,• ' -7/4 ,>■*>' I f - 1 &/ • . . ••..£- • -v ,4 • • A . - • y .* ' . - \ Photo bv Amexlcan Press Association. GEORGE T. LANGHORNE, Former Attache. SWISS MiLiTARY SYSTEM. Tests All Youths Must Pass Bafor* They Become Soldiers. The Swiss system is ultra militaristic anrl probably would never be accept able to the United States. But It is Interesting, nevertheless, as indicating bow the problem of defense has been met and apparently solved by the earn est and patriotic people of a republic like our own. The Swiss system Is compulsory and begins with the early schooling of each boy. He does not drill or handle fire arms, however, until he is twenty years old, when he reports to federal au thorities for physical and literary ex amination. He must be able to read and write and figure, and answer ques tions In elemental Swiss history and geography. The physical tests require that the applicant shall cover at least eight feet in a running jump, lift a weight of thirty-seven pounds in both hands at least four times, and run eighty yards In fourteen seconds. Those who fall In these tests are given an extension of time for further training, not to exceed four years, and If physically disqualified at the end of that period they are obliged to pay a tax, or to take some assigned posi tion which they can fill.—Kansas City Journal. The Sixteenth Century Carver. At the formal banquet of the six teenth century the man who carved the meat was bound with the red tape of precedent. When carving for distin guished guests he had to remember that certain parts of the birds or meat must be set aside. In carving for his lord and lady he was expected to exer cise great discretion in the size of the pieces he sent round, "for ladies will be soon angry and their thoughts •oon changed, and some lords are soon pleased and some not, as they be of complexion." He was expected to have the rules both of the kitchen and the peerage at his knife's end. A pike, for Instance, must be dished up whole for a lord and in slices for commoner folk. The rank of his diners, too, determined whether a pig was to be served up Whole, sliced, plain or with gold leaf or whether new bread or bread three days old should be e^ien. ARMY CAMP WATER. Mow tho Supply Is Conserved and Used In the German Army. Suitable drinking water is of vital im portance to an army, and this is only one of a multitude of problems that must be studied carefully by those who conduct a successful campaign. The water supply of a camp Is a matter of great importance. Only running watei is used. In the German army the upstream Water is used for drinking purposes •nd the downstream water for water ing horses and for bathing. Suitable signs notify the men which water is safe to drink and u hich may be used only for bathing. In shallow or narrow Streams basins are or small dams built so as to form a reservoir of ample •Imensions. Stepping stones are provided to keep the water clean, as well as board pro tection to prevent the banks from crumbling. Basins are dug for water Ing horses; troughs are provided only In case of necessity and are then prop ped on posts and filled by means of pumps. Pipes may be driven if water bes at a reasonable depth—in other words, not more than twenty feet. De pending upon their size, these pipes will deliver from four to twenty-two gal lons of water per minute If water lies very near the surface a bole ts dug and a cask, the bottom of iwhicb has been knocked out. Is placed In the hole to form a basin. If the wa ter lies at a greater depth the basin may be formed of box sections driven In one on top of the other.—Scientific American. COUNTY AUDITORS' ANNUAL REPORT I OK THK YE\K EN DING January 4th, 1915. J. WILLIS WILSON, TREASURER, IN ACCOUNT WITH INDIANA COUNTY DR. To amount from former year ...$ 40,269.73 To arnouut Delinquent tax, 1912 5,747.10 To amount Delinquent tax, 1913 22,043.41 To amount Miscellaneous tax 1914 109.83 To amount Liquor Licenses, 1914 1,100.00 To amount from County Commissioners To amount auto hire ..$ 15.00 Appropriation from State to Agricultural •Society 1,000.00 To amount Costs from Court Records 1,097.89 To amount Costs from Prothoutary Wells .. 5,715.73 To amount Costs from District Atty. El kin.. 282.69 To amount Fines from Justices 251.50 To amount from Jail Prisoners 5.00 To amount from Jury Fees BS.OO To amount from Liens and Taxes 281.82 To arnouut from Over paid costs refunded (H. Barkey) 1.12 To amount from Re cognizance forfeited . 750.00 To amount refunded by J. S. Johnston for Overcoat 20.00 To amount from Reg ister and Recorder Sutton 420.41 To amount for Willie Cappo at Morganza . 7.00 To amount from Sale of old Plank 8.65 To amount from state for Primary Election 5,952.73 To amount from Spe cial Election, Clyiner Boro 6.50 To amount from West moreland Co un t y share of bridges .... 770.29 To amount from West moreland Co un t y share of damages and costs in suit of B. P. McCullough ... 339.98 $ 17,014.30 $205,991.45 CR. By Exoneration 1910 Tax $ 126.55 By Exoneration 1911 Tax 361.67 By Exoneration 1912 Tax 1,197.82 By Exoneration 1913 Tax 1,162.58 By Exoneration 1914 Tax 563.54 $ 3,412.16 By delinquent out standing Tax 1908 .. 21.81 By Delinquent out standing Tax 1910 .. 550.07 By Delinquent out standing Tax 1911 .. 585.65 By Delinquent out standing Tax 1912 .. 1,939.36 By Delinquent out standing Tax 1913 .. 7,064.91 By Delinquent out standing Tax 1914 .. 23.573.07 $ 34,034.87 By Liquor Licenses paid state and Treasurer's Com $ 275.00 By Liquor Licenses paid Town ship and Boro's Com 600.00 By • disbursement of Treasurer's Sale Book 59.57 By Interest paid on County Bonds. 1,069.20 By County Commissioners Orders issued and paid in 1914 as follows: By Appropriations: Agricultural Society Co.s 100.00 Agricultural So c i e t y State 1,000.00 County Superintendent 200.00 Memorial Day 260.00 School Director s' Convention 69.46 1,629.46 By awards of damage paid by County, including witness fees 1,347.97 By Assessors 5,144.79 By Asylums 408.50 By Auditing Reg. & Itec. and Proty. Books . - 50.00 By Advertising 17.00 By Attorneys Fees in Com. Cases 125.00 By Bounties on noxious animals 1907 Act 101.00 Bv Bounties on noxious animals , 1913 Act 4,231.00 By Ballot Boxes, care of 61.50 By Board of County Viewers .. 465.40 By Burial of Soldiers 850.00 By Barbering in Jail 1.40 By Bridge Views 32.30 By Bridge Repairs 3,096.93 By Bridge, New 4,369.41 By bal. on beating plant County Bldgs 2,162.88 By County Auditors . 540.00 By C. D. Costs, including Coro ner's fees 7,355.30 By Constables Returns to court 795.3S By County Detective's Salary .. 1,000.00 By County Detective's Expenses 569.92 By Court House and Jail Sup plies 1,982.71 By Court House and Jail Repairs 824.45 By Court Officers 1,232.00 By Collectors settling with Treasurer 156.54 By County Treasurer Salary .... 2,100.00 By Court Stenographer Salary.. 1,500.00 By Court Stenographer, extra .. 142.85 By County Commissioners Sal ary 3,600.00 By County Commissioners Ex penses 25.19 By Countv Commissioners Con vention 76.8S Bv County Commissioners Clerk 1,140.00 By County Commissioners Sten ographer 600.00 By County Commissioners Clerks, extra 259.00 By County Solicitors 300.00 By Court House Janitor 820.00 By Civil Engineer 270.33 By District Attorney's Salary.. 1,500.00 By District Attorney's Expenses 7.60 By Dues to State Convention of County Commissioners 10.00 By Elections Officers $2,642.59 Houses, new 307.00 Lot for house 100.00 Computing returns ... 20.00 Supplies 229.70 Expenses 137.20 House repairs 106.71 3,543—0 Bv Fuel and Light for Court House and Jail By Frt. Drayage Expenses 26.6< By Fees and Costs on County Corns. Deeds IL4B By Hauling Garbage J-o0 By Headstones 15JJ0 By Interpreters in Court 442.00 By Inspection of Licensed Hotel 18.15 By Insurance 210.00 By Jurors* Fees and Mileage .. 10,707.60 By Juvenile Court Officers' Sal ary and Expenses 711.96 By Jury Commissioners 440.80 Bv Jurors' Board 262.55 By Justices Trans. Costs 140.(M By Judgments Lodged and Sat isfied 147.10 By Livery Hire 35.00 By Law Library Fund 866.75 By Mortgages Lodged and Sat isfled 21.50 By Military Enrollment 220.53 By Notary Public 4.00 By Overpaid Taxes 159.26 By operating on jail inmates "Indiana Hospital" 100.00 By Office Rent for District At torney 100.00 By Outfit for Sealer of Weights and Measures 282.35 By Prothontary's Fees 1.456.25 °->r lost Overcoat of Toro* ..... .- -- -- ....... 20.00 By purchase of Automobile for Sealer of Weights & Measures 570.00 By Postage 1(77.01 By Primary Election 3,205.60 By Printing Tax Notice Cards .. 30.00 By Printing Court Calendars .. 116.00 By publishing 1914 Election Proclamation 210.00 By Postal Cards for Tax No tices 239.00 y publiahitix Auditors' Report 215.UU* ... - ..uiiois ut.u '.6ier tisiug 204.00 By Repairs and Care of Court House Clock 50.00 By Reindexing County Records 2,660.{51. By Registrars of Births and Deaths 815.00 By Register & Recorder's Fees 33.40 By Reform Schools 3,959.66 By Roofing County Jail 1,387.20 By Sheriff's Fees, Board, Com. & Dis 4.830.73 By Sealer of Weights & Meas- To Levy County tax, 1914 100,207.23 1 To Levy Special tax, 1914 16,436.23 To amount from Lien Docket ... 326.56 To amount Redemption niouey from Treasurer, Sale Bond 30.58 To amount Delinquent tax, 1908 33.51 ure. Salary 1,000.00 By Sealer of Weights & Meas ure, Expenses 281.93 By State Tax on Bonds 117.20 By Street Sprinkling 10.50 By State Construction of High ways 15,467.92 By Supplies for Prisoners 90.28 By Telephone Rent and Tolls .. 292,85 By Water Rent 307.86 By Western Penitentiary 4,364.33 By Work House 2,011.00 By Orders issued in 1913 and paid in 1914 473.88 By Balance in Treasurer's hands 51,194.13 $205,991.45 J. WILLIS WILSON, TREASURER. IN ACCOUNT WITH INDIANA COUN TY POOR DISTRICT FOR THE YEAR ENDING JANUARY 4. 1915. DR. To balance from former year ...$ 30,293.47 To levy Poor Tax, 1914 16,712.10 To Miscellaneous Poor Tax, 1914 7.99 To Levy Building Tax, 1914 8.356.65 To Miscellaneous Building Tax, 1914 2.70 To amount from Lien Docket, Poor 94.1S To amount from Lien Docket, Building 45.51 To Delinquent Poor and Build ing Tax, 1908 36.19 To Delinquent Poor Tax. 1910 .. 377.61 To Delinquet Building Tax, 1910 238,02 To Delinquent Poor Tax, 1911 .. 578i17 To Delinquent Building Tax. 1911 257.23 To Delinquent Poor Tax, 1912 .. 1,527.10 To Delinquent Building Tax. 1912 804.79 To Delinquent Poor Tax, 1913 .. 3,482.34 To Delinquent Building Tax, 1913 1,761.77 To amount received from County Commissioners from the fol ing sources: Asylums: County Home, Mainte nance $ 844.13 Dixmout, Maintenance . 591.34 Danville. Maintenance . 52.50 Polk, Maintenance .... 80.50 Warren, Maintenance . 630.04 2.195.51 County Home Products 455.75 County Home Livestock 1.107.4S County Home Fire Insurance Damages 205.80 To money refunded for transpor tation 40.71 To money found on bodies at Coroner's Inquest and trans ferred to Poor District 32.96 To premiums on County Home Cattle exhibited at County Fair 23.00 Total ( 68,703.63 CR. By exonerations Poor, 1910, Tax $ 65.79 By exonerations Building 1910 Tax 39.52 By exonerations Poor 1911 Tax 94.78 By exonerations Building 1911 Tax 47.15 By exonerations Poor 1912 Tax 345.69 By exonerations Building 1912 Tax 151.29 By exonerations Poor 1913 Tax 185.96 By exonerations Building 1913 Tax 96.29 By exonerations Poor 1914 Tax 46.66 By exonerations Building 1914 Tax 24.43 1,127.50 By Delinquent Outstanding Tax, To Delinquent Outstand ing Poor &, Building 190S $ 23.19 To Delinquent Outstand ing Poor 1910 272.07 To Delinquent Outstand ing Building 1910 .... 175.18 To Delinquent Outstand ing Poor 1911 195.31 To Delinquent Outstand ing Building 1911 100.02 To Delinquent Outstand ing Poor 1912 529.23 To Delinquent Outstand ing Building 1912 271.23 To Delinquent Outstand ing Poor 1913 1.058.34 To Delinquent Outstand ing Building 1913 .... 562.45 To Delinquent Outstand ing Poor 1914 3,722.35 To Delinquent Outstand ing Building 1914 1.879.52 8.818.59 By Interest paid on Poor Dis trict Bonds 7,500.00 By amount of Poor Orders Issued and paid as follows: Advertising 2.52 Assessmeuts 15.00 Asylums and Training Schools 5,576.66 Blacksmitbing 36.05 Building Improvements 362.67 Burials 401.76 Certificates of Insanity 170.00 Fuel and Light 1,301.81 Feed 561.80 Fertilizers, Seeds and Plants .. 619.44 Fees, "Entry to County Fair" .. 4.30 Groceries and Provisions 1,399.10 House Furnishings 567.07 Insurance 651.22 Justices' Relief Orders and Costs 73.75 Live Stock 1.055.80 Livery and Team Hire 73.05 Labor, extra on farm 85.79 Medicine and Medical Supplies 197.35 Machinery 20.80 New Circular Iron Corn Crib .. 120.54 . New 1 Chicken House 405.77 Outside Relief 2,120.28 Overpaid Taxes .90 Postage, Freight and Express .. 46.95 Physicians, outside relief 756.01 Physicians, County Home 360.0( Repairs 1,057.56 Salaries and Wages 3.207.54 Shoes and Clothing 408.47 Sinking Fund 12,000.00 State Tax on Poor Bonds 500.00 Solicitor for Poor District 300.00 Telephones 49.10 Supplies 774.83 Transporting Inmates 690.20 Traveling Expenses 128.49 Treasurer's Salary 1,000.00 Veterinary surgical services ... 7.25 Water Rent 456.90 By Williard Children's Home: Supplies, Groceries and Provisions 103.60 Expenses 2.45 Wages 20.00 Bookkeeper 10.00 136.05 Orders issued in 1913 and paid in 1914 25.90 Balance in Treasurer's Hands.. 13,168.50 Total 65,703.63 J. WILLIS WILSON, TREASURER, DOG FUND, FOR YEAR ENDING JANUARY 4, 1915. DR. To amount from former year ...$ 7,520.15 To Tax Levy, 1914 6,345.00 To Delinquent Tax, 1910 138.00 To amount delinquent tax, 1911 321.00 To amount delinquent tax, 1912 1.297.00 To amount delinquent tax, 1913 3,799.00 To amount unassessed Dogs. 1912 70.50 To amount unassessed dogs, 1913 3.00 To amount unassessed dogs, 1914 4.50 To amount miscellaneous tax, 1914 9.00 Total $ 19,507.15 CR. By exonerations, 1910 Tax 72.00 By exonerations, 1911 Tax 91.50 By exonerations, 1912 Tax 525.00 By exonerations, 1913 Tax 500.90 By exonerations, 1914 Tax 93.00 By Delinquent Tax of 1910 64.50 By Delinquent Tax of 1911 151.50 By Delinquent Tax of 1912 282.00 By Delinquent Tax of 1913 1.584.00 By Delinquent Tax of 1914 3,951.00 By doga killed. 1911 assessment . 2.00 By dogs killed, 1913 assessment . 26.00 By dogs killed, 1913 assessment . 66.00 By dogs killed, 1914 assessment . 5.00 THE PATRIOT By overpaid Taxes 1913 refunded 1.50 By overpaid Taxes 1914 refunded 4.50 By Postage 1914 5.00 By serving Notices 1913 9.25 By 1913 Sheep Damages paid ... 9.50 By 1914 Sheep Damages paid ... 985.00 By 1914 Cattle Damages paid ... 122.00 By 1914 Hog Damages paid 14.00 By amount refunded to School 'Boards, Orders of 1913 1.770.51 Bv Treasurer's Commission 5 per cent on $1,656.00 232.50 By Balance in Treasurer's hands 5,894.39 Total $ 19,507.15 J. WILLIS WILSON, TREASURER OF SCHOOL, ROAD, TOWNSHIP, POOR AND BOROUGH FUNDS, YEAR ENDING JANUARY 4, 1915. SCHOOL FUND. DR. To amount from former year ..$ 928.95 To amount from Lien Docket .. 508.81 Total $ 1,437.76 CR. By cash paid on Warrants $ 217.17 By Treasurer's Commission 11.44 By balance in Treasurer's bauds 1.2U9.15 Total $ 1,437.76 ROAD FUND. DR. To amount Delinquent tax, 1911 1,777.29 To amount Delinquent tax, 1910 835.37 To amount from former year ...$ 375.67 To amount from Lieu Docket ... 589.14 Total $ 964.51 CR. By cash paid on Warrants $ 178.18 By Ti'easurer's Commission 9.38 By balance in Treasurer's bauds 777.25 Total $ 964.81 TOWNSHIP POOR FUND. DR. To amount from former year ..$ 77.06 Total $ 77.06 CR. By cash paid on Warrants $ 1.90 By Treasurer's Commission .10 By balance in Treasurer's bands . 75.06 Total $ 77.06 BOROUGH and SINKING FUND. DR. To amount from former year ...$ 35.00 To amount from Lien Docket ... 3.15 Total $ 38.15 CR. By balance in Treasurer's bands $ 38.15 Total $ 38.15 GEORGE H. JEFFRIES, SHERIFF, IN ACCOUNT WITH INDIANA COUN TY FOR YEAR 1914. DR. To Orders granted $ 4,830.73 Total $ 4.530.73 CR. By Boarding Prisoners at 35c per day $ 2,517.10 By Commitments and Discharges 505.00 By Costs in Commonwealth Cases 11.30 By Drawing Juries 12.00 By S4 Days in Court at $3.00 per day 252.00 By notifying 851 Jurors at 30c each 255.30 By 4 Prison Reports at $lO each 40.00 By Transporting Prisoners 1,207.33 By Venires 27.00 By balance in Sheriff's bands (since paid) 3.70 Total $ 4.530.73 ASSETS AND LIABILITIES OF INDI ANA COUNTY FOR THE YEAR ENDING JANUARY 4, 1915. ASSETS. Due from ex-County Commis sioners' surcharge of 1905 pend ing legal proceedings $ 1,875.00 Due from D. C. Mack, ex-Sheriff 13.40 Due from Harry Wallace, over paid costs 2.50 Due from Sheriff Jeffries (since paid) 3.70 Due from Delinquent Outstanding T a x, 1908 21.81 Due from Delinquent Outstanding Tux, 1910 550.07 Due from Delinquent Outstanding T a x, 1911 585.65 Due from Delinquent Outstanding Tax, 1912 1,939.36 Due from Delinquent Outstanding T a x, 1913 7,064.91 Due from Delinquent Outstanding T a x, 1914 23,873.07 34,034.87 Due from Inquests 22.77 Due from State to Agricultural Society 1,000.00 Due from State for Bounties on Noxious Animals 6,656.00 Court House, Jail and Grounds "estimated" 275,000.00 Amount in Treasurer's bauds .. 51,194.13 Total $360,802.37 LIABILITIES Due on Commonwealth cases 3.459.02 Due on Bridge and Road Views . 20.00 Due Western Penitentiary 2,929.29 Due Bonded Indebtedness 29,300.00 Due Interest on Bonded Indebt edness 998.33 Due on Reindexing 50.00 Unpaid Orders issued in 1914 .. 20.44 Assets over Liabilities 332,995.29 $369,802.37 ASSETS AND LIABILITIES OF INDIANA COUNTY POOR DISTRICT FOR YEAR ENDING J.ANU UARY 4, 1915. A SSETB Value of 14 Ilolstein Cows $ 1.055.00 Value of 1 Registered Bull 190.00 Value of 4 Heifers 160.00 Value of 4 Calves 70.00 Value of 4 Horses 800.00 Value of 11 Fat Hogs 305.00 Value of 10 Sboats 64.00 Value of 125 Chickens 75.00 Value of 36 tons new Hay 450.00 Value of 6 tons old Hay 66.00 Value of 10 tons Straw 60.00 Value of 800 bushels Ear Corn .. 336.00 Value of ISO bushels Rye 166.00 Value of 140 bushels Oats 80.00 Value of Corn Ensilage 60.00 Value of Corn Fodder 15.00 Value of 300 bushels Potatoes ... 180.00 Value of 15 bushels Beets 6.00 Value of 10 bushels Apples 7.00 Value of 150 head Cabbage 4.50 Value of 260 quarts of Canned Tomatoes 26.00 Value of 30 quarts of Canned Prunes 5.00 Value of 10 quarts Prune Pre serves 3.00 Value of 100 gal. Apple Butter .. 80.00 Value of 20 gal. Tomato Butter 10.00 Value of 20 gal. Sauer Kraut ... 8.00 Value of 2 barrels Vinegar 12.00 Value of 2 cars Coal 105.00 Value of Farm and Buildings .. 141,500.00 Value of Implements and Machin ery 550.00 Value of House Furnishings .... 2,400.00 Value of Sinking Fund and In terest 91,403.23 Delinquent Oustanding Tax: Value of Poor and Building 1908 $ 23.19 Value of Poor 1910 272.07 Value of Building 1910 175.18 Value of Poor 1911 195.31 Value of Building 1911 . 100.02 Value of Poor 1912 529.23 Value of Building 1912 . 271.23 Value of Poor 1913 1,088.34 Value of Building 1913 . 562.45 Value of Poor 1914 3,722.35 Value of Building 1914 . 1,879.52 8,818.89 Due for maintenance 586.78 Balance in Treasurer's hands .. 13.165.50 Total $262,858.90 LIABILITIES Bonded Indebtedness $125,000.00 Unpaid Bills 1.840.44 Assets over Liabilities 136.018.46 Total $262,858.90 ASSETS AND LIABILITIES OF INDIANA COUNTY DOG FUND, FOR THE YEAR ENDING JANU ARY 4, 1915. ASSET 8. By Dog Tags. 1914 54.00 Dae from Delinquent 1910 Tax ..$ 64.50 fi'oiii i 'el= i qiuMii 1911 Tax .. 151.5 '. v 1 < illicit 191? Tix .. Due from Delinquent 1913 Tax .. 1.584.00 Due from Delinquent 1914 Tax .. 3.95L0C Balance in Treasurer's hands ... 8.894.39 Total $ 14,927.3!' LIABILITIES. Damage Claims uupaid in 1914 ..$ 143.25 Assets over Liabilities 14.754.1-J Total $ 14.927.39 We. the Auditors of Indiana County con vened Monday, January 4, 1915, after organ izing and serving notice on the official de part men ts, we proceeded to audit the ac counts of each, and we find the account* with the assets and liabilities, as stated for the year ending January 4. 1915. to b correct and true to the best of our know ledge and belief. R. ,T. HOOD. JAMES SPEEDY, F. E. GROFT. County Auditors We. the Commissioners of Indiana Conn ty. having examined the above statemen l of the County Auditors, for the year endinc January 4, 1915, certify it is correct, a above stated, to the best of our knowledge and belief. JOHN BENNETT, E. M. ANSLEY. J. M. WAKEFIELD. County Commissioners Attest: xv\T.TFTi H. AVERS. Clerk 111 Fated Submarine F-4 Which Is Lost if Photo by American Press Association. Care of the Ear. Never be alarmed if a living Insect enters the ears. Pouring warm watei Into the canal will drown It. when i will generally come to the surface am can easily Oe removed by the fingers A few pull's of tobacco smoke blow: into the ear will stupefy the inseel Never meddle with the ear if a foreig; body, such as a bead, button or seet. enters it. Leave it absolutely alone but have a physician attend to l! More damage has been done by injud, cious attempts at the extraction of ; foreign body than could ever com. from its presence in the ear.—Health Attacked In Front and Rear. A youngster of our acquaintance who has a faculty for getting into scrapes recently expressed the wish that hi was a postage stamp. When asked why, he answered. "Because a postagt stamp can only be licked once.' whereupon we pointed out that tin stamp received, besides the licking, v severe punch in the face.—Boston Transscript. Distinction. "What distinction do you make be tween entertainment' and 'art?'" " 'Entertainment,' " replied the thea ter manager, "V what people want. 'Art' is what people want to make oth er people think they want."—Washing ton Star. Pretty Thin. "Thin!" replied the man who was talking about a mutual acquaintance "Well, he's so thin that when he eats macaroni he can only swallow it one piece at a time!"— Pittsburgh Press. Declined With Thanks. Beggar—Won't you give me a nickel for my starving wife, sir? Pedestrian —Nothing doing. IYn married already -Philadelphia Ledger. To persevere in one's duty and to be silent is the first answer to calumny.— Washington. CHAFF BETWEEN OUTPOSTS. French and Germans Exchange Gibes on a School Blackboard. The Journal des Debats of Paris de scribes an exchange of messages be tween French and German soldiers, written alternately on a blackboard in the schoolroom of a village between Ihe opposing lines. First the Germans wrote*. "You French fools! Do you not real Ize that you are working for the Eng lish and Russians? Sign peace with us, who do not wish you harm. An swer." Next morning an adventurous French man answered: "You poor idiots, used as tools for the ambition of William and the dod dering Austrian! Come over here. You'll find a good supper, lodging and rest. The sooner the war is ended the sooner you will rejoin your wives and children." The Germans replied: "Brave Frenchmen, you are being fooled. Join us. Let us fight the British together n d afterward live happily hand in hand. Answer." The French response was brief and unprintable. MILITARY TRAINING TO BE FEATURE AT PRINCETON _____ Voluntary Ov-*o UnJer Army Officer* Will Ba Instituted. Princeton will offer a voluntary course In military training after East er, according to an announcement made by the university faculty. This Is the result of an investigation which has covered several months, and it has the vigorous indorsement of President Hibben. The course will consist of a one hour lecture every week, a se ries of tactical excursions for about two hours every fortnight and regular practice in rifle shooting over indoor and outdoor ranges, j The work will be under the direc tion of United States army office raw who will be detailed by the war de partment. Dr. J. E. Raycroft, chairman of tho | special faculty committee which had the matter in charge, said that if two or three hundred undergraduates at tended the lectures and ouly twenty five or fifty took part in the field work and rifle practice the course would bo 1 considered successful. The commit j tee's report reads: Your committee has made a very care ful study of the various systems of mill ! tary training that are in use in the cot- I leges and univarsities in the United States. None of the*- systems seems adapted to the conditions which exist in Princeton, i The following plan has been worked out in conference with representatives of the t United Stater war department. It has a ' real educational value and is worth while from the point of view of military In struction. The plan includes: A. A courp* of open lectures on the following and allied topics: 1. A critical study of the military his tory of the Unitd States, with especial reference to the war of ISI2, Mexican war, ehril war and Spanish war. 1. Consideration of ways and means that will prevent similar unnecessary sacrifice >f lives and money In any emergency that may arise In the future. 5. Our policy on the Pacific ocean. 4. The relation of regular forces to mil itary reserves and volunteers. 6. Types of ordnance. 6. Function of supply department. 7. The use of arms. A Military map making and reading. t. Military hygiene. These lectures will be given by officer* detailed by the war department one hour a week. B. Tactical excursions for the study of: L Offensive and defensive position In a given location. Z. Trenches and trench building. 5. Bridge work, pontoons, etc. 4. Road building. Two hours or so ono afternoon every week or two weeks. Squads to be under charge of officers representing each arm of the rogular service. C. Practice in rifle shooting on both In door and outdoor ranges. Your committee recommends the adop tion of a resolution giving approval to the a ganlzation of voluntary work In military training in Princeton university along the line indicated In this report. Other members of the committee were Professors George B. McClellun, ex-mayor of New York; Philip 3d. Brown, A. A. Bowman, Frank J. Ma ther and Colone' William Lib bey. FLAG FOR VICE PRESIDENT. American Eagle on a White Square. Exposition Trip the Cause. The vice president of the United States Is to have an official flag. When ever he visits on American warship his flag will flutter from the masthead. The flag will be a snow white square of bunting, on the field of which will be a blue bird representing the eagle In the coat of arms of the United States. The president's flag consists of the coat of arms of the nation on a blue field. This Is the first time that there has been prescribed for the vice president a distinctive flag to be displayed on naval vessels while he is on board. The president, the secretaries and the assistant secretaries of the depart ments of war and the navy all have distinctive flags. The admirals, vice admirals and rear admirals have dis tinctive flags. It remained for Secretary Daniels to provide the vice president with a flag. His action growo out of the fact that Mr. Marshall is going to San Francisco to represent President Wilson at the ex position. He is to be received on board the cruiser Colorado, the flagship of Admiral Howard, commander in chief of the Atlantic fleet; hence the new flag, which will be a permanent institu tion of honor to the vk# president BATTLES AND DOWNPOURS. There Is No Connection Between Gun fire and Rainstorms. So far as the records are available, the rain accompanying or immediately following great battles Is not unlike that which might have been expected In the course of natural events, says a writer in the Popular Science Monthly. Bearing in mind the fact already stat ed, that throughout large areas rain occurs on an average once in three or four days and also the subjective fact that rain associated with July 4 cele brations or with battles would doubt less not have been remembered had it ( not been for such associations, the hy pothesis appears to have no foundation. In 1892 the United States government disproved the idea by experiments in which violent explosions of dynamite were produced within clouds by means f kites and balloons, with no rain fol lowing as a direct or even as an indi rect result. The practice, still followed in various European countries, of at tempting to prevent hall by bombard ing approaching clonds or of projecting vortex rings of smoke upward also Is without scientific basis. The relatively feeble convectional currents resulting from these artificial attempts to in fluence the weather are too meager to have any appreciable effect upon the masalv* convection accompanying storms and mm wholly Inadequate to Influence pc^gptatton.