BRU iu ELD FIGHTERS.
Copyright, 1914, by American Press Association.
Soldiers fightinr in France use brush and straw to conceal them when there is no time for digging trenches.
DIVIDING WINE WITH PRISONERS.
French soldiers sharing contents of buttles with Germans en route to mill
tarv prisons.
Germans Getting Their Din
i nsr Supply of Soup
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Photo by American Press Association.
Wasted Generosity.
"Oh, I'm so sorry I can't marry you.
I had no idea you thought of me that
way!"
"Well, what do you suppose I've
been letting your father beat me at
golf all the time for?"— Judge.
BURYING WARS VICTIMS IN FRANCE.
Copyright, 1914, by American Press Association.
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Wounded men who die in hospitals are buried in long trenches in newly created cemeteries. This picture was
made at Rheims. France.
Upsetting His Theory.
"The heavy explosions of a battle al
ways cause rain, it rained after Wa
terloo; it rained after Fontenoy; it
rained after Marathon."
"But Marathon was fought with
spears and arrows, my dear."
"There you go. Always throwing
cold water on anything I have to say."
—Louisville Courier-Journal.
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Part of Wisdom.
Crawford—You. can't reason with a
woman. Crabshaw—l never try. It's
much easier to jolly her.—Jadge.
Correct!
She—A man's wife should be very,
very dear to hini. He—Dear, but not
expensive.
Handing Coins.
Coin handling ma chines have reached
such a degree of perfection that a ma
chine will take a bucketful of coins of
all denominations, sort them out. pick
out all the mutilated pieces and reject
them, do all the others up in neat
bundles of standard sizes—such as
twenty-five penn >s in a bundle—count
them, add them all up together, and
hand out a slip of paper on which is
printed the total sum in dollars and
eents. An electric motor turns the
era iik that does the work.
Next Thing to It.
"How terribly mangled that poor
man was they took to the hospital in
the patrol! Was he in a railroad
wreck?"
"No. He was one of the judges of a
baby show."—Baltimore American.
Gsrnian Strong
Turkish Fores
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Photo by American Press Association.
GENERAL VON SANDERS.
CARRANZA'S NOVIL CFFER i
Proposes That Villa Him In
Havana Nov. 23,
Washington, Nov. 18. Dispatches
make it appear that the willingness oi
Carranza to retire, as announced un
conditionally by Mr. Bryan, is realty
dependent on his previous condition
namely that Villa not only retire from
his military command, but that he
leave the country.
Carranza makes the new conditioc
that Villa must meet him in Havana
not later than Nov. 25, according tc !
state department advices. It is sup
posed here that Carranza's novel pro
posal that Villa meet him in Havana
Nov. 25 is due to a desire to have be
fore his own eyes sufficient and con
elusive evidence that Villa is not
r eally in Mexico leading an army.
This information was received al
the state department from Consul Silli
man in Mexico City. Mr. Silliman
also reported that the papers were
publishing the text of an alleged tele j
gram from General Gutierrez, the pro
visional president chosen by the con
vention to succeed Carranza, an
nounclng that he was willing to accept
Cremation in Norway.
There is in Norway a law dealing
with cremation. According to the act.
every person over fifteen years of age ■
can be cremated after death if he or
she has made a declaration in the pres
ence of two witnesses. For those un
der fifteen a declaration on lie part of
the parents is necessary.—London
Standard.
THK PATRIOT
WORKED BOTH WATS.
A Ruse That Attracted as Well as Di
verted Attention.
One morning Mrs. Wilmington's at
tention was attracted by a strange
spectacle coming up the street. Ai
that distance she could not quite ma ki
lt out It appeared to be some sort i
animal with a headlight fastened to it*
forehead. As it came nearer it resolv
ed itself into the shape of a human
being— perhaps some sheik with a reo
fez. But in another moment Mrs Wii
mington reeoguized Martha Maria So
pbrina Smith, the seventeen-year-010
colored girl who came every Mooda*
for the laundry.
Martha Maria had a flaming red rib
bon four inches wide round her head
1 It was tied in front into a huge IM*.
the wings of which stood out fou
inches beyond her forehead.
Mrs Wilmington was surprised, for
although she had noticed some of th>
signs of pride of dress in Martha
Maria, the girl had more than the ordi
nary amount of good taste
"Why. Martha." exclaimed Mrs. WW
mington. as the girl came round the
porch, "what in the world are you
wearing that bow for?"
A slow grin widened the girl's mouth
as she said:
"To attract attention. m!*v "
| "To attract uttentiou? Why do you
want to attract attention?"
"1 don't, mab'm."
"Thpn why are you wearing that
awful bow on your forehead?"
"So folkses will look at mnb ha Id."
"Why do you want them to look at
your head?"
"So they won't look at mah feet—l
Scotch Not to
The harp, says an Fug lis b writer
was the high lander's instrument be
fore the bugpipe. That point was in
sisted upon by a Scotsman of fifty
years ago, the lord advocate of the
time, who was anxious to disclaim nis
country's responsibility for the bag
pipes and to show that they were
"English, essentially English." He ap
pealed to Shakespeare, who often men
tions the pipes, but not once in "Mac
beth," bis only Scottish drama. It is
in Lincolnshire aid Yorkshire that he
localizes the instrument. James IV s
accounts contain an item for "Inglh*
pyparis," while our Edward i. had bis
court pipers, and from his time on te
Elizabeth's mention of such officials
constantly recurs. Most Euglishmet
are thankful to have given the pipes
safe conduct across the border.
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The Will to Do.
Why is it that we. iu the very king
dom of grace, surrounded by angers
and preceded by saints, nevertheless
can do so little and. instead of mount
ing with wings like eagles, grovel in
; the dust aud do but sin and confess
sin alternately? Is it that the power
of God is not within us? Is it literally
that we are not able to perform God's
commandments? God forbid! We are
; able. We have that given us which
makes ns able. We do have a power
within us to do what we are command
ed to do. What is it we lack? The
power? No; the will. What we lack
is the simple, earnest, sincere inclina ;
tion and aim to use what God has giv
en us and what we have in us.— John
Henry Newman.
Too Regular.
Not long ago a worthy woman of an
lowa town who had lost three hus
bands coyly admitted her intention to
marry a fourth
"Congratulations. Mary, congratula
tlous!" cried a friend one day as she
burst in upon the prospective bride.
The latter sighed. "Oh. the wed
dings are aii very well," said she. "but
what I do object to are the funerals."
—St. Louis Lost-Dispatch.
Spoiled Everything.
"What became of your Uplift socle
ty?"
"It went to smash."
"How's that?"
"Why. the very people we were go
ing to uplift were the first to rush ip
and join."—Kansas City Journal.
The Hourglass.
Instead of being obsolete and simply
an interesting relic, the hourglass In
various forms is a twentieth century
necessity. A machinist authority
points out that for such purposes as
timing hardening and tempering heats j
in twist drill manufacture, where sec- i
onds or minutes must be gauged accu- |
rately, nothing serves like the hour- '
glass with the right amount of sand.
Accuracy to fractions of a second can
be had much more easily than by
watching the hands of a watch.
Got All Ho Asked For.
Another "meanest man" has been
found. He lives in the city and con
ducts a thriving business. The other
day a seedy individual approached him
and said: "Say. mister. I'm hungry and
would like to get a nickel to get a cup
of coffee and a roll. I have four jien
nies and only need one more. Please
give me a penny."
The man after searching himself
said: "I haven't got a penny. All I
have is a nickel. Give me your four
cents in change, and I will give you
the nickel."
The beggar requests that his name
be not mentioned in connection with
the Item.—Cincinnati Enquirer.
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Their Novelty Wearing Off.
Elderly Sister—So Mr. Hembridge
said I had teeth like pearls? And what
did you say? Young Brother—Oft.
nothing; except that you were gradu- j
ally getting used to them—London
Standard.
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TURKS FORDING A STREAM.
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Photo by American Press Association.
Sporting Not*.
Speaking of mollycoddle games, how
would you like to play cricket on the
hearth ?—Judge.
Trouble Saved.*
"I thought you were to move to a
more expensive apartment."
"The landlord saved us the trouble."
replied Mrs. Flimgilt "He raised the
rent of the one we have been occupy
ing."—Washington Star.
CuTvpfxrn ironrr
SHOEING HORSES BY THE ROAD.
Photo by American Press Association.
The English army carries farriers, who can take care of the needs of th
horses at any time or place.
Gooo Cooks In Demand.
i "I've had my daughters learn to cook
so that they might get better hus
bands."
"And did tbeyr
"No. they feel above marrying now."
—Boston Transcript.
China and Japan.
Japan was originally civilized byway
of China. Today Japan sends men of
science to instruct the Chinese.
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