2 French Gommander Who Has Won Great Viclory J? A r*Z'- ■ -M >< K / .. ) 1 ' ' r *' k " * %i \ * V ~ ±4 Photo by American Press Association. GENERAL JOSEPH JOFFRE. Some idea of how the Germans were han-dsseu oj artillery fire during their retreat was obtained on a visit to the fields near Meaux. The German in fantry had taken a position in a sunk en road on either side of which were stretched in extended lines hum mocks, some of them natural and some the work of spades in the hands of German soldiers. Beside many bodies were forty or fifty empty cartridge shells while frag ments of clothing, caps and knapsacks were scattered about. This destruc tion was w-ought by batteries little more than three miles distant. Straggling clumps of wood inter vened between the batteries and their mark, but the range had been de termined by an officer on an elevation a m'le from the gunners. He tele phoned directions for the firing and through glasses watched the bursting shells. The sunken road was littered with bodies today. Sprawling in ghastly fashion, the faces had almost the same greenish gray hue as the uniforms worn. The road is lined with poplars, the branches of which severed by frag ments of shells, were strewn among the dead. In places whole tops of trees had been torn away by the artil lery fire. Servians Win Another Victory. Nish, Servia, Sept. 12. —The Servian army occup ed Semlin after the blood iest battle of the campaign. The Aus trian loss was very heavy. The Serbian army took Semlin at the point of the bayonet. As a result of this conflict the entire Austrian army, which three days ago forced the Servians, under the command of the crown prince, back across the Save river at MProvicza, is now retiring, panic strii ken. Thousands of Aus trians have been killed and captured. Many stands of colors, cannon and large quantities of munitions of war have been taken by the Servians, who are following up their advantage. There were 150,000 Servians in the attacking column, all veterans of the Balkan war, and they resorted to cold steel, many not even firing their rifles as they rushed madly forward cheering wildly. The Austrians could not stand the bayonet and broke and fled, abandoning their equipment in wild flight. Semlin is an important town of Aus tria-Hungary in Slavonia. It is located on the tongue of land formed by the Junction of the Danube and the Save, opposite Belgrade, Servia, with which it was conn cted by a railway bridge across the Save. British Had Narrow Escape. London, Sept. lz. —The Times ex pert concludes his analysis of Field Marshal Sir John French's dispatch as follows: "We can little doubt that nothing but prompt retreat, cool leading and hard fighting qualities saved the Brit ish army from destruction, but at great loss to itself. The l. v .ie army fulfilled its mission, for the Ger man t-> ; s swarming southward on Aug. - iot come up against the suc a. it is actually dangerous to oat dum boy that has stood for more than a few minutes after it is beaten. "As soon as the beating is finished the dumboy is taken from the mortar and placed in the shallow wooden bowls. The native method is to place the entire quantity in one large bowl, from which all the partakers eat. If divided the customary portion for each person is a piece about the size of an ordinary loaf of bread. "A soup which has been prepared while the dumboy was being beaten is now poured into each bowl. There is great variety in the soup, which im parts most of the taste to the dish. There is always a stock of some form of meat. This may be either chicken, deer, fish, monkey or even canned beef. To this nre added as many vege tables as can be obtained. "As soon as the soup is added tue dumboy is ready to be eaten, and, while the ingredients are somewhat bizarre, the method of eating strikes the traveler as even more startling The mass of dumboy, which can best be described as a sticky dough, will adhere instantly to anything dry, but Is readily cut with a wooden spoon if the spoon is kept moist with soup. "An incredibly large piece is cut off with the moistened spoon, taken up with a quantity of soup and swallowed whole. No one thinks of chewing it, and it is customary to caution the nov ice by tales of the frightful operation necessary to separate the jaws once the teeth are buried in the sticky mass. "As might be expected, few Euro peans like dumboy on first acquain tance, and with some the initial dis taste prevents further experiments. If a second or third attempt is made, however, and the dish has been prop erly prepared, the habit is usually formed, and before long every night spent in the bush without n meal of dumboy is counted a privation. Among the white residents of Liberia fond ness for the dish amounts almost to a cult It is regarded as a sort of guar anty that one's tenderfoot days are over." 0 Prince of Peace! O Prince of Peace, to thee be given The homage of the warring world! Let all the clouds of wrath be riven And all the battle flags be furled. Let peace prevail where war enfolds The millions In its blighting breath. Assert thy sway where hatred Loids Its awful carnival of death. The village homes, where love and life And laughter recently held sway. Are desolated by the strife And shattered in the fearful fray. The harvest fields with blood run red. Where sheaves of ripened grain should be, And Death, the Reaper, piles his dead In furrows strewn with agony. The widows and the orphans weep For those they never more will see. The loved ones gone to their long sleep, The victims of this butchery. Oh, pity the bruised hearts of those And bid war's dreadful carnage cease! Make friends of them who now are foes, O Prince of Peace! O Prince of Peace! —New York Sun. ON THE BATTLEFIELD OF HAELEN IJ ' I MMIMMMMIMMMMM- 1 lIWIIMMMWW " • Copwright, 1314. by American Press Association. This shows a pile of saddles, blank ets and small arms gathered after the fighting. STREET BARRICADES IN DIEST. BELGIUM. i! ; " ;:v * —all: Copwright, 1914. by American Press Association. Bi. 'ided Grosbeak* The b'• >Kd grosbeak >f ' west taU ice of the rosi in tl. e it '■* x ster. "li- s. apricots other t. d ••!■{' damage green pio -• ■- ' it is so j tive a foe • ;• boral pes that we .". • '"look it suits. ! !•'. •! '-nit con ~d it e and ah •!' < - 'lack •\ e „ ..a w;\ it -wer h. -*!. I.i • geu* • olity of vujlu •, moth pupae am, • nUei worms. Always Dreaded the 14th. Most dismal of all men off the stage was Grlmaldi. the clown, and his fa ther fathered him. He had that curi ous dread of a certain date which as sails so many. The elder Grimaldi lat ed the 14th of the mouth, and when It was passed he regarded himself as safe until the next. He was born, christened and married on the 14tb of the month, and, being discontented with all three events, we will hope his death on March 14, 1788, satisfied liim —London Tatler. Hannah More's Strictness. For real Sabbatarianism we must go back a little. There was Hannah More, for instance, who refused to dine out on the Sabbath and retired to her own room on the very hint of music on that day. And more. Ex pressions like "christening" a ship, the "salvation" of a country or the "ascen sion" of a balloon were quite against her idea of the fitness of the use of words which had been exalted by their religious associations.—London Chron icle. A Doleful Mood. The proprietor of a Paris cafe no ticed that after he had refused to give his pianist an increase of salary the nnmber of his customers dwindled rapidly. It wis only when all but one diner had deserted him that he discovered that the pianist had been inflicting Chopin's "Funeral March" on the audience nightly. The pianist, who was proceeded against in the law courts and was fined 5 francs, pleaded that he played according to the mood he felt In after his request had been refused. A Demonstration. "I distinctly saw you with a police man> arms around you." "Oh, yes, mum! Wasn't it nice ot him? He was showin' me how to hold a burglar if I found one in the house." -Life. Bcenting Scandal. "I understand that demure little Mrs. Jinks always crooks her elbow on a certain occasion." "You don't say so! When was It?" "When she carries the baby on her arm."—Baltimore American. Proof of Affection. A man doesn't really love women or children unless he lets them impose on him.—Atchison (J lobe. Flies' Eggs. Eggs of files are so small that you must use a microscope in order to see their real peculiarities. Each female fly lays on the average of 150 eggs. For her cradle she selects a heap of garbage or refuse. The eggs hatch into minute maggots. In five days the maggots turn into little chrysallds, or pupae, shaped like miniature beans. Within another five days these give birth to flies, which develop with amazing rapidity into adult insects, and then the mischief begins. The Pessimist. The pessimist stands beneath the tree of prosperity and growls when the i fruit tabs on his head. Japanese Cniid Jugglers. Among the Itinerant street entertain ers in London are a number of tiny Japanese children, usually hoys. They make their way into hotel and public house bars, saloons and restaurants and. producing a sheaf of knives from their pockets, suddenly begin juggling with them In the most expert manner, accompanying the performance with a monotonous- singsong whi'-h seems to be inseparable from the exhibition. Being very small, they seldom depart without receiving a shower of coppers, to which tbey respond at the doorway with a little chant of thauksgiviug. It is difficult to guess the age of Japa nese children, but none of tbe tiny tots engaged in this business appear to be more than seven years old. Wireless Help Signal. The symbol "S O S" as used in wireless telegraphy simply means "Hurry up! Drop everything else and get help to me at tbe earliest possible moment!" Apart from this there is nothing to tbe call. Tbe letters were selected because tbey are the best cal culated to carry tbe hurry-up call.— New York American. Too Much Wit. An East Cleveland man who likes to tinker about bis home pulled away the steps to his side door last Saturday and took them into the garage, where he added sundry nails to their makeup. He was lugging them back when his next door neighbor looked over the fence and said: "Hello. Brown. What you doing? Repairing your house?" "I'm taking steps in that direction,'* Brown replied. He was so much pleased with his wit that be forgot his caution, tripped on a croquet wicket and, falling over the steps, cut his nose on the scraper —Cleveland Plain Dealer. Lincoln's Religion. I have never united myself to any church because I have found difficulty in giving my assent without mental reservation to the long, complicated statements of Christian doctrine which characterize their articles of beMof and confessions of faith. Whenever any church will inscribe over its altar as its sole qualification for member ship the Saviour's condensed statement of the substance of both law and gos pel. "Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and thy neighbor as thyself," that church will I join with all my heart and all my soul.—Abraham Lincoln, Where Ignorance Is Bliss. "Was that your intended that you •were walking with?*' "Yes, but ho hasn't yet caught on. H —Life. Dark Eyes. Only twelve men In a hundred have dark eyes as compared with twenty women in a hundred. Causes of Divorce. Wiggs—What causes divorce? Wagg —Men, women—and marriage.—Club Fellow. To Wash a Greasy Bottle. To wash a bottle or a glass that has contained oil use very hot coffee grounds. If the glass be badly incrust ed wash it with a mixture of bichro mate of potash and sulphuric acid in equal parts, being careful not to get n drop of this upon the fingers, as it is a powerful caustic. Then wash in sev eral waters.