THE DAILY COLLEGIAN Boondocks Doonesbury I Need Help THIS IS A DECLARATION OF WAR, BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT - IT COULD USE A LITTLE SEXING UP. .3 -17 , 02005 Vic Lee. Dist. by King Features Syndicate. Inc on Sequitur - N& Fil\C AST Mt 3-17 WeYos viILEN MIN-ER cus-r. ==l • ' PENNSYLVANIA 1 SCHOOL OF MASSAGE I I 336 S. FRASER ST. I I STATE COLLEGE, PA 1 I 234-4900 I OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEKAND A SOME EVENINGS i I GIFT AE CI I I I IFICATI33 ALWAYS I School of I ES it manila L amm 63rm mouthy wiry x 0911/A6Ctif Cr AtIR 442/711, RIOLIT ars J 1197 671/517A 7RY - 1=!!!1= You are cordially invited to attend the second lecture of the Spring 2005 Jewish Dr. Safer is the author of Mocking the Age: The Latter Novels of Philip Roth (forthcoming); John Milton: L'Allegro and Il Peneroso (with Thomas Erskine); and Saul * The lecture will take place in room 118 of the lOasquerilla Spiritual center on Thursday, march I 7 at 4:00 pm, and will be followed by a short reception* You've got the skills, You've got the skills we're looking for. You're organized, know how to take initiative, and work well with people. This is your chance to take those skills and use them in a new way. When you join American Express as a financial advisot, you'll get all the training and support you need to make your transition as easy as possible. Plus, you'll have control over how you start your career with us and expand your practice. If you're ready to see how far your skills can take you, while working in an place where your rewards will match your efforts, visit us at: americanexpress.com/advisorcareers or contact: Equal Employment Opportunity Employer TTY: 1-800-766-2979 American Express Financial Advisors Inc. Member NASD. American Express Company is separate from American Express Financial Advisors Inc. and is not a broker-dealer. ©2002-2004 American Ex O\‘ YOUR IG ratilßY • 13. NP ..t & •I AND Gre.N;RoUGL4 oFft% To IMARSZAI•X.Z. iT Languages & Literatures Seminar, entitled "Mocking the Age: Philip Roth's The Human Stain and The Pilot Against America" given by Dr. Elaine Safer, University of Delaware Bellow As Comic Writer (with Ben Siegel) now mold them into a new career. American Express Financial Advisors Inc. Suite 100, Four Tower Bridge 200 Barr Harbor Drive West Conshohocken, PA 19428 marie.y.meyers@aexp.com FAX: 610-825-8913 COMICS & CROSSWORD ress Financial Corporation. All Rights Reserved by Aaron McGruder _ ~~~~ -~ ~= «_- by Garry Trudeau by Vic Lee by Wiley - . ii Today's ern „co 11= 3°1 C r D i rr L-1111 • asi .P. • DoLc,h l , 1 / 2 / 1160 11\ S NI I \ Huntington Beach, CA ACROSS 60 Dude from 1 Ford or Dubuque Dodge 63 Head-to-head 4 Parade vehicle contest 9 Chris of tennis 64 Tournament, 14 Wrath slangily 15 Deciduous 67 Not well conifer 68 String quartet 16 Bannister, e.g. member 17 Chest bone 69 Supped 18 Tournament 70 Poetic uncertainty meadow 20 Average 71 ___ of Troy grades 72 Cache of cash Possessive 73 Cub Scouts' pronoun unit +3 Skates +4 Drawing power +6 Evening in Torino DOWN 1 Approximately 2 Sharon of Israel Tournament time 3 Dissident 4 Spinoff of "Alice" King novel Lost College cheer Gilbert and Teesdale Arista Event site Acting as toastmaster Tournament 5 Portable lights 6 Correct pref. 7 Longing 8 Belief in God 9 Aussie bird 10 Lively 11 Exile isle 12 Depend 13 Most of Paris? 19 La Tar Pits 21 Japanese wrestling 25 St. Louis pro 27 Vitamin fig. winner Vegetarian taboo Puzzle Sicilian mount ----, \ --- ~.. ~... C.----6 ~, .. . , , . ~... .. \ , ..- ..--- \ \ , . EIM , RE*y 0 u ii,„,„ 0 ..„ ~,s t s , GI\IIME •.9 The Rules. Because contests have rules 1. No purchase is necessary to enter this contest. 2. Individuals are limited to winning three T-shirts during the course of this contest. 3. You must present a completed Collegian crossword puzzle from the most recent issue of The Daily Collegian at the Collegian business counter Monday - Friday between 8:30 a.m and 5 p.m., James Building; 123 S. Burrowes St., State College. 4. Collegian representatives will verify entries and award prizes to the first three people who present correct and complete entries. 5. Cone ian staff members and em THURSDAY, March 17, 2005 115 29 Natl. interest watchdog 30 Sheik's women 31 Actor Morales 32 Stitched 33 Caroled 34 Turkeys neighbor 35 DEA agent 36 Queens stadium 40 Elec. unit 41 Systematized disciplines 44 Identifiable 45 Unreturnable serve 47 Long, long time Last issue's solution: ees are not 48 Writer Bagnold 50 Reagan's Alexander 51 In conflict 54 Trade group 55 Dust-up 56 EAP part 57 Write on metal 58 Friend's pronoun 59 Foster film 61 Stand by 62 Dancer Pavlova 65 Saturn model 66 Old English letter