pinions The man Whether he's the Gipper or a miscast actor, it all comes down to what you know about what he's up to In the current world of politics, a criterion for determining the distinction between liberals and conservatives has recently emerged. It all comes down to an individu al's opinion on our man in the Oval Office, Ronald W. Reagan. If you are in love with the Gipper, and you think that he is the greatest thing to happen to the presidency since Richard Nixon, then you are a conservative and probably very proud of it. On the other hand, if you think that the country would be much better off if Ronnie had remained in Hollywood making "Bonzo" sequels, then you must be one of those liberals. Unfortunately, this criterion, though widely-used, is not at all valid. It's actually just a matter of who is aware of what Reagan has been doing and who isn't. If everyone really knew and actually thought about what Reagan has been doing, then all liberals and conservatives would be united in their opposition to his handling of the presidency. Of course, there have been the widely publicized mistakes, such as vowing not to bargain with terrorists while secretly sell ing arms to Iran (a crime for which the Reagan administration is currently impos ing sanctions on China). However, there have also been other gems in Reagan's presidential policies that slipped by without receiving as much media attention. For instance, Reagan has been stretching the assigned function of the executive Awhein :44 pertd Center • Shot Shell Ammo For All Your Indoor and Outdoor Sporting Needs. WE BUY, SELL, & TRADE NEW AND USED GUNS. 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There am probably many pre-schoolers who can r gree with that attitude. In a ch . ,: ;sic example of using the law for convenieu ce, Reagan's State Department recently declared itself to be a "foreign mission." This was done so that a law which prohibits 9 emonstrations within 500 feet of a foreign err ibassy, mission or ambassador's house could be used to prevent protestors from dis turbing Soviet foreign minister, Edward A . Shevardnaze during his visit. Shevardn a ze must have felt right at home since sim it ar restrictions are used for simi lar reason: in Moscow. When R e .agan doesn't get his way, he does not graciocisly admit defeat, nor does he work tower rd a solution using the time-hon ored tech r iiques of political compromise. Instead, lie prefers to simply insult his oppositior . 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" ' I _ I Royßi c con e I /.; th y Rogers . I ugh , , , L i ..s wi a NI is se se so in awn se mos= m Lim am in se No m NI Num nu 0, in ism si um NI a Judiciary Committee who opposed Bork. Anyone who read the New York Times column, written by Sen. Arlen Specter, enti tled "Why I Voted Against Bork" can see that his decision was based on a remarkably intelligent, logical thought process that was not influenced by the clamor of the anti- Bork groups. Reagan's crack about intelligence was specifically intended for Sen. Terry San ford, a man who has a law degree from the University of North Carolina and was presi dent of Duke University for 15 years. Rea gan, in comparision, graduated with a B.A. in economics from Eureka University in Illinois where he maintained a C average. He has admitted that all he really wanted from school was a diploma and has even been quoted as saying that, "There wasn't a chance in the world that the actual subject matter would 3 :,e important to me." Based on this academic background, it is obvious that Reagan is extremely well-qualified to evaluate the intelligence of his opponents in Washington. His latest fiasco was last Thursday's press conference. After seven months of getting Reagan's commehts in the form of one-liners shouted while he was boarding his helicopter, the press was finally able to ask the president some detailed questions. Unfortunately, there were no detailed an swers. Under repeated questioning, all Reagan would say was that he wasn't going to say if MAIL BOXES FM. USA° Choice Deals. The Daily Collegian Wednesday, Oct. 28, 1987 he would be considering increased taxes while discussing the budget with Congress. One thing he was quick to point out, though, was that Maynard Keynes, celebrated eco nomic theorist, did not have a degree in economics. After 30 minutes, Reagan refused to take any more questions, and the American public, on the verge of panic after a devast ing stock market crash, was left thinking, "Huh? . . . What was that?" In all fairness, Reagan is good at some thing. The man delivers great, stirring, emotion-filled speeches. In fact, Reagan was persuaded to enter politics after his last-minute endorsement speech for Barry Goldwater brought in over one million dol lars in contributions to the campaign. But, speeches are merely performances, and Reagan performs well because (to quote "Doonesbury" ) he is "every bit as good a politician as he was an actor." Unfortunately, that might be the only qual ity that a candidate needs for an election victory. However, regardless of whether you are a liberal or a conservative, you have to admit that, to handle the responsibilities of the office, a president needs to have a little bit more. Eric Bokelberg is a senior majoring in mechanical engineering and is a columnist for The Daily Collegian. His column ap pears every other Wednesday. Fri. 8:30 5:30 Sat. 9:30 12:30 (814) 237-2552