arts Old Main has a colorful history inside and outside By JEFF BLISS Collegian Arts Writer Editor's note: This story was inspired by an architecture survey, conducted last semester by the Collegian Arts staff. Old Main was voted best looking interior and exte rior. The first thing you see when you walk into Old Main is the black robed, sober figure of Lincoln. Painted by fresco artist 'Henry Var num Poor in the 19405, Lincoln stands next to a pious looking stu dent holding a tree. If you pick up a special phone at one of four listening stations, a man with a voice of God describes how each figure in the mural, which covers three walls, is a symbol of the University's partici pation in engineering, agriculture, liberal arts , and so on. architecture From this tourist's perspective, Old Main seems more a monument than a building. But behind Lincoln and the student is a five story build ing that looks comically out of place in a desolate field. That building, the' Old Main as it looked near completion way back in 1863. It is an excellent example of Rennaissance-style architecture. Note the three jutting pavillions. Hope tapes Easter show despite pain By JERRY BUCK AP Television Writer LOS ANGELES Bob Hope, rubbing his right arm, complained that pain was keeping him away from his game of golf. "I can't play. I can putt a little," said Hope, 83, his back to the one hole golf green in the backyard of his Toluca Lake home. His usual cure for pain, hanging from rings on an open-air porch outside his second-story bedroom, had not worked. "It straightens out the spine and cures back pain," he said. "But it didn't work this time. I'll hang for about 30 seconds, then do it again. I've helped a lot of golfers cure their back pains, telling them to go hang," he said. The pain hasn't kept Hope .from taping a new special for NBC, which will be telecast Easter Sun- Comic book heroes adopt more believable identities By AMY RASKOVSKY Collegian Arts Writer In the beginning, they were invin cible. They could do nothing wrong. No task was too great, no building was too high. But today . . . well, things are a little bit different. They don't always succeed at least not immediately. Their feelings can get hurt and they actually get tired once in a while. They've also received new and up dated looks for the 'Bos. They are the comic book superhe roes that have been known and loved for decades. The characters are tak ing on new identities and roles and, in the case of Superman, new origins. The current trend, especially at ma jor comic book publishers D.C. and Marvel, is an attempt to make the heroes more believable. Steve Lieber (sophomore-business administration), a comic book aficio nado, feels that only one or two artists are actually improving their charac ters, while most artists are revamp ing them. "Superman has been new, im proved and streamlined. Batman has been taken out of the Batmobile and put into the back alley. They're turn- first Old Main, is where the history of the University begins. On the first admissions day of the University's original incarnation, The Farmer's High School, Feb. 16, 1859, students trudged through a muddy field littered with lumber and stone towards Old Main, the campus' only building. Contractor's shacks, mounds of earth and deep holes surrounded the edifice, which had no dining room, kitchen or bath rooms. According to Wayland Dunaway's History of Pa. State College, when Old Main was finally completed in 1863, critics in the state legislature scoffed at the erection of "a building of such pretentious proportions." Not until 1887, when the University got money for a major remodeling of the interior, would the govern ment take the building or the college seriously. Even after improvements Old Main still had a comic aspect with the stout pillbox shape of its tower and limestone walls, which looked like they would nest swallows in their cracks. But the building, like the educa tion at the University, was supposed to be functional; aesthetics were discarded to instill a practical, pu ritanical atmosphere. Because of the spartan aspects of the Universi- • 1 day. Hope goes through a number of songs and dances and sketches with guests Vanna White, Stepfanie Kramer, Lynda Carter, Gloria Lor ing and Jack Carter. "I did four intimate spots, one with each of the girls, which cut down my monologue," he said. "This is going to be the fastest monologue they've ever seen." The monologue, which Hope uses to open all his specials, won't be taped until the last minute. "That gives us a chance to be as current as possible with our jokes," he said. "I don't know what we'll do yet. It depends on what's happening then. Maybe something on Peter Holm wanting $BO,OOO a month alimony from Joan Collins and an intro duction to Linda Evans. He also want $20,000 a month for clothes. I'd hate to stand behind him in line at Sears. "Maybe we'll have something on ing it into a gritty crime story, and are doing a wonderful job of it," Lieber said. The revamping of Superman's ori gin, for example, is intended to make' him, seem more human instead of mostly alien. Jim Shade (senior-aero space engineering), an avid reader and collector of comic books, said that the basic storyline of Super man's origin is the same, but it has been altered so that it is easier to accept in the 'Bos. A popular improvement is to give the characters new, younger looks that should appeal to a wide audi ence. Both D.C. and Marvel are expe riencing a renewed growth in audience and sales thanks to the changes. The improvements in the comic book industry are drawing many new readers into the fold. There have been articles on comic books in Rolling Stone and Spin and John Byrne, the artist who streamlined Superman, has been interviewed on the Today Show. Shaun Faith (sophomore-pre-medi cine), an employee at the Book Swap, said that while some new readers have started to buy comic books because of the changes, quite a few ty (no card playing or drinking was allowed) students festered in the Old Main dorm at night as they looked for some outlet. The type of undergraduate the University ad mitted only made the situation worse. In Penn State: An Illustrated History Michael Bezilla points out that "The 'Farmer's High School seems to have been a kind of dump ing ground for students who had been expelled from other colleges for academic, or more often, disci plinary reasons." Of a typical incident Bezilla says, "One freshman, fearing the mo lasses and sawdust treatment he was about to receive at the hands of a gang of sophomores, fled from the campus and barricaded himself in a borough lodging house. The sopho mores, growing in number'and spir it, wheeled out a cadet corps cannon, filled it with vegetables requisitioned from nearby gardens, and began blasting away at the house, smashing nearly all its win dows before authorities arrived to lift the siege." But most of the pranks centered on Old Main. After a day of working three hours in the field, going to classes and attending mandatory study hall, students often found the best release was to tie up the night it t i L the TV evangelists, if it's still prom inent in the papers. I'll call up my writers and give them .some ideas for subjects. And they give me their ideas. I'm always looking for ideas in the newspapers. You do every thing that happens." Hope, referring to evangelist Oral Roberts, said, "I called the movie academy and said if I didn't get an Oscar, God _was calling me home. They said, 'Have a nice trip."' Vanna White gets her first oppor tunity to do something on television besides flip the letters on "Wheel of Fortune." She did play herself once on an episode of "Simon & Simon." Yes, Vanna can talk. She can also sing. "After working with her I feel she's had some experience some where," Hope said. "She went through it like a pro. There wasn't a hitch." White has become something of a phenomenon on the game show, are changing over to D.C. because of the updating of Superman. "The artist who does Superman is an old Marvel artist. When he went over to D.C., a lot of readers followed him," Faith said. While many of the older characters are getting new looks, some charac ters are being dropped by the pub lishers because there really just is not a big demand foi them anymore. "D.C. has dropped a lot of their Golden Age Heroes from the '4os. There's no real easy way to ease them into current continuity," Faith said. New heroes are always springing up to take the place of the fallen, though. Gobots and Transformers are a popular trend in today's comic books, especially with younger read ers. They are not a huge success at the Book Swap, though, because their clientele tends to be the high school and college students. One of the biggest characters right now is G.I. Joe. Now, most people can recall seeing a G.I. Joe doll at least once. However, the days of the 12- inch doll with real hair in a crewcut are over. In the current comic book series, G.I. Joe does not even exist anymore. He has become an elite watchman and then fire off the cannon, fill the bell with ice so it couldn't ring or paint Old Snowball, the campus mule, with green stripes and lock him in the tower. After awhile some of the practical jokes became so violent that they were cited as the major reason for students dropping out. Undergrads adapted milder forms of the rituals, such as carving one's initials in the bell tower, which continued for the first 30 years of this century. By the late '2os, though, Old Main was in pathetic disrepair and had to be condemned. In the 1929, the year before re construction, a writer in Old Main: Past, Present, Future shows little concern for academic traditions, instead relating stories of "pistol barrages," class fights and cows and bats placed in the bell tower. "These memories," the author hoped, "are to be preserved for all time in the coming of the new Old Main." Although the architects retained the location, the building outline and much of the original limestone,. the new Old Main, in Dunaway's words, was "devoid of the sentiment inspired by its predecessor." Pre tensions had been grafted onto its facade: corinthian columns and a tower supposedly modeled after In dependence Hall were added to the design. In 1940 Poor began his fres coes. As the University grew, stu dents spent less time around Old Main, and it became primarily the center of adminstration. Increasingly people saw it as a symbol. According to Bezilla, on April 15, 1970, national. Vietnam moratorium day, students rallied on Old Main's steps. Unlike the anti war protest of the previous October, this gathering was controlled by Students for a Democratic Society and the Black Student Union. After a brief march to another part of campus, students occupied Old Main and demanded, among other things, support for Black Panther Bobby Seale, an end to alleged har rasment and oppression of the stu dents and a severing of all University ties to the military. When students refused to leave, police on five buses were brought in. What had begun as a demonstration by fringe radicals turned into a though she only smiles and turns letters of a puzzle. Something about her has caught the public's imagi nation. "I'll tell you what it is," Hope said. "It's the underdog. This little girl, she's pretty, she's got a nice figure, she never says a word. I can't tell you how they. applauded for this woman. And when you meet her and talk to her, you like her. People want to see her be a big hit." Hope recalled that on his Christmas show he had the new generation of the Osmond Brothers. "After the show I asked these kids where they were going," he said. "They told me they were going to see Vanna White." Although he wasn't hitting golf balls, Hope was nattily attired in a light blue golfing outfit with a club name stitched onto the shirt and pants. He will be 84 on May 29. fighting force of several members, none of whom are named Joe. The force's enemy is no longer Commu nism, but "Cobra," an all-around bad guy who is not associated with any particular country or idealogy, just world domination. He has also become a very profita ble investment for many. Not only is there a comic book, there is also an animated cartoon as well as many toys and accessories that have made the G.I. Joe series currently the larg est comic book item. "Marvel has become the corpora tion supreme at marketing. In the 1960's Marvel became the forefront of the comic industry by upping the age of comic book readers and bringing in the college crowd. Now Marvel has the childish products and D.C. is doing things for the college crowd," Lieber said. "Today, a lot of new comic books do series, is very good. The characters both the comic book itself and a are little kids, about four or five years cartoon, like G.I. Joe. They actually old. They've dealt with issues like promote each other," Faith said. crack, and basically just kids dealing "I think that the new cartoons have with school and life," Shade said. really boosted the comic book sales, As for the future, the humanizing especially the Gobots and Transform- trend should continue because it has ers. The cartoons came out first, and proved to be quite successful for the the comic books were done to support major publishers. them," Shade said. "Sure, I think the trend will proba- A picturesque, snow covered Old Main bell tower creates a familiar winter scene. The tower was actually an addition made during the 19305. "near riot" of students upset by the police intervention. People sur rounded the buses and hurled bricks and rocks as protestors were carted away. Most recently people have used Old Main steps for divestment ral lies. At one such protest a few years ago faculty, students and towns people filed quietly into Old Main in an attempt to see Bryce Jordan. When they entered, most looked Art in Public Places sponsors second annual art competition By CHRISTINE KOSLOWSKI Collegian Arts Writer The Central Pennsylvania's Festi val of the Arts is an elaborate five day extravaganza featuring the best in art talent. But to emphasize the talent of local artists, the Art in Public Places Committee will be sponsoring its second annual competition. The committee's goal is a continu ing program to install major works of sculpture, either wall-mounted or free-standing pieces, in outdoor areas of State College made accessible to the public. , Last year, Pictosaurus by Philadel phia-based artist, John W. Parker, was chosen by the Art in Public Places Committee. Pictosaurus was installed in State College's Frazer Plaza during the 20th Annual Central Pennsylvania Festival of the Arts. Says chairman, Bob Potter,"Build ing on our first year's success, we are While the characters have been involved in a trend of updating, the story lines remain only vaguely topi cal. Most of the comic books try to keep up with current trends, but only a few really try to deal with impor tant social issues. "One of the Superman titles has been playing around with wiping out terrorism. They invented a Middle Eastern country where everyone hates America," Faith said. "Some of Marvel's stuff tries to deal with human rights using normal people versus the mutants," he con tinued, "to parallel the black human rights issue. They try to make a stand, but it's just not done very well." " Marvel and D.C. deal with social issues in very much a 'Movie-of-the- Week' fashion," Lieber said. "I think that Power Pack, a Makvel The Daily Collegian Tuesday, April 14, 1987 curiously around at the murals and portraits of past adminstrators. As it became obvious that the president would meet with no one, demonstra tors leisurely sat on the steps lead ing to the second floor and wrapped their arms around the wrought iron railings. Some seemed to linger so they could listen to the footsteps against the polished brick floor give off a cavernous echo. Many were probably there for the first time. now in the process of acquiring a second piece of permanent outdoor sculpture for installation during the Arts Festival." The Art . in Public Places Commit tee urges all Centre County and sur rounding area sculptors who have existing works appropriate for per manent outdoor installation, and who would like to be considered for this year's competition to submit slides and a resume to the Art in Public, Places Committee by April 20. All materials should be sent to the Cen tral Pennsylvania's Festival of the Arts, P.O. Box 1023, State College, Pa. 16804. The Committee will hold all materi als as a reference library which will be made available to local builders, developers, property owners, and any other interested persons who wish to use public art in their future plans. For more information, telephone the Arts Festival office at (814) 237- 3682. bly continue. If they're making mon ey, no radical changes will be made," Shade said. "A lot of times they try to do too much with the new releases, though," he continued. "I really don't think that the story lines are as good as they were five years ago, for that reason." A few characters are even being resurrected in the flurry of activity in the comic book industry.. "In a month or so, there will be the release of a revitalization of The Shadow, which is being done by D.C. It'll be for adult readers because it'll be violent and messy," Faith said. Nearly everyone is in agreement that the changes in the comic book industry will only be beneficial, both in the business and artistic senses. There is the potential of a 'new' artistic medium. The recent devel opments in the industry may be a step towards the acceptance of comic books as an actual medium, as they have been in Europe for years. "The comics are no longer a mass media. At best, they're a small clique with the pretensions and potential for strong influence. Now, they're the ants that live under the shadow of the mass media," Lieber said. Jamie Rounds State College musician is ready for big leagues after scoring a hit By RON SWEGMAN Collegian Arts Writer Jamie Rounds had cause to be exhilarated last October. It's not very often that working musicians have the opportunity to witness their material ascending the record sales charts. Yet that's what happened when his studio band, The Metropol itans, scored a hit with a single that was competing neck and neck with fellow newcomers Bruce Hornsby and the Range and Crowded House. "Camden Tide" was the song which opened the doors for Rounds and his band. It peaked last October at num ber 35 on the Adult Contemporary chart and made Billboard Magazine's recomended AC pick list. It was in many ways both the culmination and the real start of his career in the music business. "It was such an exciting feeling during those months (October-De cember)," said Rounds. "Hit records excite me." After a career which has spanned nearly 15 years and more bands than even he can keep track of, it would seem that the time has finally come for him to move on to the musical big leagues. Rounds got his start right here in State College back in 1973. With bands like The Kinks, Eric Clapton ("back when he was still a 'guitarist") and The Beach Boys as staples on his record player, he began to write songs with his lyricist brother John (of Cartoon fame), a working relationship which gave birth to The Rounds Brothers Band back in 1974. XTC's album reaffirms faith in British rock and rol By CHARLES PATTERINO Collegian Arts Writer XTC: Skylarking Geffen XTC? Didn't they do The Look of Love? Or, aren't they the second coming of Jefferson Airplane? May be they're those art-hippies from Athens, Ga.? Wrong three letters, wise guy. XTC has been the most unappre ciated and overlooked British band of the past 10 years. Their rewards for churning out eight albums of consistently original and often bril liant pop include broken record con tracts, health problems and public apathy. They can't even maintain a medium-sized cult audience. The Musical Roundup The following lists compile the top 10 al bums for the week ending April 14, as indicated by State College record store sales. ARBORIA USED BOOKS & RECORDS, 151 S. Allen SI. 1. The Joshua Tree U 2 2. Strong Persuader Robert Cray 3. Mirage Meat Puppets 4. Running In The Family Level 42 5. Midnight to Midnight— Psychedelic Furs 6. Into The Fire— Bryan Adams 7. Crowded House Crowded House 8. Another Scoop Peter Townshend 9. Graceland Paul Simon 10. Men & Women Simply Red CITY LIGHTS RECORDS, 316 E. College Ave 1. Louder Than Bombs The Smiths 2. Sign 'o' The Times Prince 3. Mirage Meat Puppets 4. Joshua Tree U 2 5. All Fool's Day— The Saints 6. Rapture— Anita Baker 7. Crossover D.R.I. 8. Skylarking XTC 9. The Voice Bobby McFerrin 10. Into The Fire Bryan Adams NATIONAL RECORD MART, 226 E. College Ave. 1. The Joshua Tree U 2 2. Look What The Cat Dragged In Poison 3. Into The Fire Bryan Adams 4. Life, Love & Pain Club Nouveau 5. Slippery When Wet Bon Jovi 6. Back In The High Life Steve Winwood 7. The Way it Is Bruce Hornsby And The 8. Sign 'o' The Times Prince 9. Midnight To Midnight Psychedelic Furs 10. Licensed To 111 Beastie Boys WPSU NEW MUSIC TOP 20 The following records compose WPSU's new music survey for the week ending April 15. At 8 tomorrow night, 91.1 FM will broadcast the Top 20. A special on new music Influences airs at 8 p.m. on Thursday, featuring bands from the last several decades that have shaped today's new music. Then , at midnight Thursday, a live concert featuring legendary British band The Jam will be presented. 1. "Get On Down" Meat Puppets 2. "Clean Sheets" Descendents 3. "Cowboy's Reign" The Darrows 4. "(I'll Never) Kill Myself Over You 3 5. "Optimist" SWA 6. "Happiness" Cellophane Ceiling 7. "Why Up Here" Fleshtones • 8. "My Shoes" Blue Hippos 9. "For The Turnstiles" Yo La Tengo 10. "This Time" Go Four Three 11. "Trampolene" Julian Cope 12. "They Can't Touch Us" Nixon's Head 13. "Dear God" XTC . 14. "Brokon Bottles" Salem 66 15. "TV Party" McGuires 16. "Why?" Wednesday Week 17. "1000 Umbrellas" XTC 18. "Choose Any Memory" f IREHOSE 19. "Hangln' Around" Cat Heads 20. "Orange Airplane" Screaming Trees UPCOMING CONCERT OATES More information concerning dates pre• ceded with (11 can be obtained by calling Ticketron at 865-1884 or the hot-line, 8614500. Information concerning other dates Is available from the locations cited. • 'SPECIAL NOTE • ': The U 2 concerts scheduled for the Mead• owlands Arena In East, Rutherford, N.J. are "It took a band to get me to play my songs," says Rounds. The Rounds Brothers and the string of bands which followed provided him with the security he needed to play his original music. Like many musicians, he was unsure and a little shy about playing for an audience at first. His song writing was prolific during these years however and his next major band, Backseat Van Gogh, had a major local hit with the song "Catch a New Wave" (which is on The Metro politans' Storybook album), a tune penned by Rounds. The pressure to produce a similarly successful follow up strenghthened Rounds' songwriting skills further. "I'm a procrastinator when it comes to songwriting, it takes pressure to get the songs out. Seeing the audience singing along to "Catch a New Wave," and even taking over the vocals for that song during our shows created that kind of pressure." When Backseat Van Gogh broke up in 1981, Rounds' career "floundered around" until his friend, "the Rever end Doctor" Karl Easterling offered him a solo gig at the Brickhouse Tavern, Humes Alley. Easterling's offer would soon send him on a new path towards success. "I owe him a lot for where I am now," says Rounds. His one man concerts be came popular and a regular Monday night solo show soon followed. He has been working as a solo artist ever since. When he is not touring on his own, he fronts the Philadelphia-based Met- None of which has affected XTC's creativity one bit. Skylarking, their ninth album, not only matches their past high artistic standards, it cuts most other recent albums to talcum powder as well. Skylarking barely resembles the hyperactive ska-pop of XTC's first three albums; it also doesn't sound like the amok weirdness of 1985's The Big Express LP. These 14 songs recall, if anything, later Beatles in their combination of psychedelic experimentation and cheery pop melodies. Producer Todd Rundgren (of Uto pia fame) has smoothed out some of XTC's dissonant tendencies and has provided a "continuity concept" for the album. Shylarking's songs don't being handled by Ticketmaster, not Ticketron. All live dates have been sold out; there are no plans for additional U.S. tour dates prior to 1988. Concert Halls and Arenas (t)Bon Joel, 8 p.m. April 15 & 16, Spectrum (Philadelphia) • •REAR SEATS ONLY• • ' (t)Rodney Dangerlield, April 18, Valley Forge Music Fair (Valley Forge) Smithereens, 7:30 p.m. April 22, Indiana University of Pennsylvania (tKlymaxx , April 23, Valley Forge Music Fair (t) Deep Purple, 8 p.m. April 24 & 25, Spec trum (t) Eric Clapton, 8 p.m. April 27, Madison Square Garden (New York City) • •SOLD our • (t) Huey Lewis and the News, 8 p.m. May 5, Madison Square Garden (t)Merle Haggard, May 6, Valley Forge Music Fair (Valley Forge) Rosanne Barr/Louis Anderson, 7:30 p.m. May 8, Syria Mosque (t) Luther Vandross. 8 p.m. May 18, Spectrum Wayne Newton, 7:30 p.m. May 19, Syria Mosque (Pittsburgh) (t) Genesis, 7:30 p.m. May 28, Veterans Stadium (Philadelphia) • 'SOLD OUT' • (t)Ricky Skaggs, June 4, Valley Forge Music Fair ("Wattles Brown, June 5, Valley Forge Music Fair (t)Temptations, June 24, Valley Forge Music Fair (t)Freddie Jackson, July 3-5, Valley Forge Music Fair (jytraylon Jennings, July 10, Valley Forge Music Fair WEverly Brothers, July 15, Valley Forge Music Fair (t)Kingston Trio, July 18, Valley Forge Music Fair (tYlmericalThree Dog Night, Aug. 5, Valley Forge Music Fair (t)Emmylou Harris, Aug. 27, Valley Forge Mu sic Fair CLUB DATES - The Stranglers, April 14, Revival (Philadel- phia) (t) Big Audio Dynamite, April 15, The Troc (Philadelphia) Wanderers/Go Man Go, April 16, Chestnut Cabaret (Philadelphia) Reverend Billy Wertz, April 16, Decade (Oak land) Billy Price & the Keystone Rhythm Band, April 17 & 18, Graffiti (Pittsburgh) The Fabulous Greaseband, April 18, Chest nut Cabaret Executive Slacks, April 19, Revival Pedalfets, April 20, Decade Lene Lovich, April 21, Revival Webb Wilder, April 21, Decade The Knack/Dwight Twilley, April 22, Chestnut Cabaret Schoolly D., April 22, The Trob The Tubes, April 22, Graffiti Bon Ton Roulet, April 23, Decade The Mekons, April 23, Revival Albert King, April 24, Chestnut Cabaret Chesterfield Kings, April 25, Decade John Lee Hooker, April 25, Chestnut Cabaret Mission U.K., April 26, Revival Stingrays, April 28, Decade Dreams So Real, April 29, Decade Scratch Acid, April 29, Revival Billy Bragg April 30, Graffiti Dave Mason, May 2, Chestnut Cabaret Scruffy The Cat, May 5, Decade Johnny Reno, May 7, Decade The Neats, May 11, Decade MRobln Trower, May 13, The Troc Tallgafora May 14, Decade compiled by Pat Grandjean ropolitans along with Bill Rippon and Bob Scammel (who has since left the group). They are a studio band that doesn't tour. "The Storybook project was an experiment in songwriting and arrangement with some studio friends," said Rounds. Because of the success of "Camden Tide," the group's "no tour" status may change in the near future. If the new single "Don't Let This Love Go By" or "Catch a New Wave" have similar success, then the band, along with new member John Plumley, will be gin to play out. The sound of The Metropolitans is definitely the sound that hit records are made of. In addition, they can be called nothing short of diversified; almost every song on the Storybook LP offers a different style, whether it be reggae, technopop, or 'sos rock and roll with "Beach Boys" style harmonies. "As a writer, I try to reach as many people as possible. Although I didn't consciously plan a special sound for each individual song, they develop that way from my experimentation with other stlyes. The variety makes the record more accessible." And accessible it is. This is a record you can dance to and a record that can make you think. The feature that stands out most are its rich vocal harmonies. All three band members sing and the harmony they create is simply awesome. Songs like "Star light" and "Don't Let This Love Go By" have arrangements that would make The Beach Boys envious. The fact that Storybook could hold tell a story, but they do flow togeth er immaculately thanks to Rund gren's studio tricks, such as running the opening song "Summer's Caul dron" directly into the next, "Grass." The songs themselves are among the best in songwriters Andy Par tridge's and Colin Moulding's al ready formidable canons. Partridge's "Ballet For a Rainy Day" and "Season Cycle" both fuse ethereal melodies to vivid, day-glo musings about nature, like "Orange and lemon / Raincoats roll out and tumble / Together, just like fruit tipped from a tray." Partridge stretches his musical vocabulary with the beatnik jazz of "The Man Who Sailed Ai - round His Fox stars as a Kansas farm boy 'The Secret of My Success' fails as new romantic comedy By ANN SKOMRA Collegian Arts Writer Kansas has thrown another of its country-bred natives out into the big, bad world but in The Secret of My Success instead of landing in Oz, Michael J. Fox landed in New York City. Brantley Foster is a farm boy that, after four years of college, is still working on his parents' farm. Well, the business graduate, des perate for a chance to prove him self, allows his dad to buy him a round trip ticket to the Big Apple. However, Brantley insists that he will make it on his own and return home in the company jet. This might seem like an impossible task until you remember that this is Michael J. Fox and he can do any thing. Directed and produced by Her bert Ross, The Secret of My Success seems to have been written exclu sively for Fox. Brantley, who is working in his uncle Prescott's mul ti-million dollar firm, has been rele gated to the company mailroom. Before long, however, Brantley re alizes that he can blend into the executive world and become one of the "suits." A. J. Carother's story line becomes more twisted as Brantley, who is performing two different jobs, commits incest with his aunt (Margaret Whitton), and falls in love with his uncle's mis tress (Helen Slater). All of this leads to two hours worth of Fox's famous hectic and harried antics. If the quick leaps over furniture and dashes through hallways seem familiar it's proba bly because the same stunts were done in Fox's previous movie suc cess Bach to the Future. Paced like a drawn out chase scene, Fox spends more time trying to change suits, and running through offices partially clothed than actually de veloping a plan to save the compa ny from a hostile take-over. This, of course, will come naturally to the farm-boy. Carothers and Ross must have assumed that the average viewer had the I. Q. of a Kansas cornstalk; by no stretch of the imagination does Fox look or sound like a farm er. Fox's fast-talking character fits too easily into the New York sur roundings, as the suddenly street- its own against the big lable bands like Bruce Hornsby is even more impressive because it was indepen dently produced and released on T. C. Records, (distributed by Sutra Re cords). It was also independently promoted, a fact which created some heartache for Rounds. "We promoted it (Storybook) with our own money, but in the end we just couldn't keep up with the bands backed by big lables." This fact hasn't deterred him. The success of "Camden Tide" has drawn some major lable interest from both Arista (Whitney Houston) and Man hatten Records. "Arista's Clive Da vis would like to hear more," said Rounds. The future for both Rounds and The Metropolitans is looking bright. "Ask any radio station, they know about us," says Rounds. The attention of WHFD FM in Ohio is especially im portant for the band's future pros pects. This is the station that first played Crowded House in America and it appears that The Metropolitans are next on their list of new bands to give substantial airplay. Next week, The Metropolitans will go to Arch bald, Ohio to do a radio show for WHFD. When Rounds wrote "Catch a New Wave" way back during the Backseat Van Gogh days, he just might have made a premonition of big things to come. All we can do now is sit back and wait, and see if they really do catch on. Jamie Rounds will perform at 8 p.m. tonight at the Brickhouse Tav ern. He -will be opening for Tony Wareham. Soul" and an all-orchestral arrange ment in "1000 Umbrellas." He also comes up with a punchy rocker, "Earn Enough For Us," in which he frets about supporting his family over a jagged riff. Colin Moulding's songs booby trap their lush music with darker sentiments. "Big Day" offers cau tionary advice to newlyweds: "Are you deafened by the bells / Could be heaven, could be hell / In a cell for two" between the a capella har monies that declaim the song's title. In "Grass" Moulding describes in the first person what could be a romantic interlude or a rape while the synthesized violins and acoustic guitar glide around in hazy reverie. The ambivalence is disturbing when wise kid overcomes everything from a rat-infested hovel to eye witnessing a shoot-out that would have made the boys from Hillstreet Blues proud. Very little of the dia logue is spent developing a plan that will save the company, most of the script is taken up with Fox's attempts to woo female co-exec utive Chrissy Wills. Chrissy is an innocent Harvard business graduate, who is colder than a rainy Monday in Happy Valley, but this doesn't deter Fox who proceeds to win her with words as only a sauve and sophisticated mid-westerner can. Never mind the fact that Helen Slater, previously seen in Supergirl and Ruthless Peo ple, is taller than the diminutive Fox, after all Ross seems to have disregarded the comedic effect of pairing the elfish male with a stat uesque blonde. At times, this visual contrast creates laughs where Ross was trying to be sensual. Brantley becomes enamored with the way that Chrissy drinks water and this wimpy attempt at eroticism leads to a dream sequence that uninten tionally had the audience roaring with laughter. It's sad that the funniest parts of the movie were derived from the love scenes, Fox is an average comedic actor but it is too much of a strain to accept him as Slater's love interest. Perhaps the movie would have served itself better had Ross accepted the fact that he was creating an extended version of a Family Ties episode and left the romance to someone else, it was almost a diservice to the other actors to force the movie away from its naturally humorous path. Margaret Whitton's portrayal of Brantley's under-sexed Aunt Vera brings honest comedy to the screen, none of her laughs are the results of misconstrued directing. Bordering on being a prostitute with a heart of gold, Whitton's creates a great vamp . that not only manages to forgive•and forget but saves the day by giving Brantley the presidency of her Daddy's company. Richard Jordan is passable as the manipulative, health-conscious Howard Prescott. Although it's not awe-inspiring, Jordan can easily be pictured as a cold hearted, self-cen tered, ego-maniac without any straining of the thought processes. Jamie Rounds, who recently scored a hit with "Camden Tide" from th Metropolitan's Storybook LP, will perform at the Brickhouse tonight at 8. he sings "You are helpless no w /Over and over we flatten the clover" without any inflection that could resolve the tension. Head games like these are part of the reason that XTC has failed to connect with a large audience. The main, maybe only, problem with Skylarking is it is so obviously clev er and inventive that it risks alienat ing people who favor a more direct approach. It is hard to imagine XTC suddenly breaking into Louie Louie or Twist And Shout. Nevertheless, XTC plays its songs with commitment. Colin Moulding's fluid bass playing nails down "Sea son Cycle" and "Big Day" with authority. Guitarist. David Gregory provides an inspired solo on "That's Even more enjoyable is seeing Fred Gwynn's version of the powerful business tycoon who is waging the hostile take-over within the compa ny. Gwynne, better known as Her man Munster, is a delight despite the fdct that he only has 20 lines. The soundtrack also has its brief, shining moments. Although the song that's receiving the most com mercial attention is the three-year old hit "Walking On Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves, it's a heavi ly synthesized song by the group Yello that gets the smiles. The over dubbed song "Oh Yeah" has a slow methodical cadence that comple ments Whitton's actions as she stalks and seduces Fox. Sounding like a tape from a hot-and-heavy night in the back seat of a car that In The Secret of My Success, Michael J. Fox plays a college graduate farm boy who goes to The Big Apple to seek fame and fortune as a musician. The Daily Collegian Tuesday, April 14, 1987 r YOI Really .Super, Supergirl" and solid keyboard playing throughout. Guest drummer Prairie Prince (formerly of The Tubes) navigates the occa sionally quirky time signatures with grace. Perhaps Skylarhing's greatest achievement is that it reaffirms one's faith in British rock and roll. This album has almost everything that English rockers since the Beatles have done best: clever songs, inventive production, affir mation of the wonders of life. If you believe that nobody makes albums like Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band anymore, XTC has a pleasant surprise for you. What more could anyone ask for? was put on extended play, this song is perfect for the senes in which both couples, Foster and Wills and the Prescotts, sneak around the house hoping to have a midnight rendezvous. Unfortunately, the movie relys too much on Fox's popularity. If people enjoy Michael Keaton then they will enjoy Foster in The Secret of My Success the roles are one and the same. However, it is exact ly this type-casting that prevents Fox from being believable as a mid western farm boy fighting his way up the corporate ladder. Unfortu nately for the movie, Fox is a char acter actor who, although he's good as a harrassed yuppie, doesn't fit the image of a down-home boy let alone a romantic lead.