18—Collegiab Anniversary Section Tuesday, April 14, 1987
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July 8, 1971
logging: a new form of punishment
By TERRY NAL,
Collegian Sports Editor
I've seen some pretty strange methods of torture during my
limited tour of this world but nothing comes near the agony
joggers inflict on themselves every day on the outer periphery
of the Penn State Golf Course.
Nothing quite compares to jogging around that grassy turf on
a scorching hot Sunday afternoon. Don't doubt me—l tried It the
other day and decided to go back to other self-imposed methods
of physical abuse. Compared to jogginir, hitch-hiking around
the country is a picnic. Compared to jogging, a tour of Vietnam
is strictly peanuts. Compared to jogging; a limitation of one
beer at the local tappie is nothing more than a cruel joke. And a
bad one at that!
Why is it that joggers jog? Could it be for medicinal reasons?
Perhaps the lethal effects of heart disease are behind this in
cessant need to jog. Doesn't anybody believe in predestination
anymore?
Joggers, in case you birds in East Halls have missed the
action, come in all shapes and sizes. Age is not a disabling
factor. The only difference between elderly and youthful
joggers is the former runs slower and the latter usually wears a
colorful headband. Both seem to consider two laps around the
rather lengthy golf course a short outing.
In order to jog around the course, many runners warm up
with a few limbering exercises in the Rec Hall weight room.
Like hoisting 200-pound bar bells in the air. Or bench-pressing
180 pounds.
After that brief preliminary, your average jogger darts
across Atherton Street and proceeds to trot around the course
while golfers walk unhurriedly after a little white ball. It is an
interesting contrast, this duel between the long distance runner
and the long distance duffer.
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The golfer generally pays little attention to the joggerfor it is
his calling to drive the little white ball around the course in as
few strokes as possible. Occasionally, one of his errant shots
will slice off in the direction of a dedicated jogger, but neither
party pays notice because it is the burden of each to be lost i,p,
his own little mad obsession.
What are these little mad obsessions, you ask? Good question.
The jogger, as you might have guessed, is stripping his body of
ugly fat for one of two reasons. Either he intends , to• forestall
obesity, that American inevitability, for as long as possible, or
he plans to become beautiful and dazzle some young lovely with
his new-found vitality. •
The golfer, blesi his pitching wedge, struts around the course
thinking he is Arnold Palmer, or maybe just Lee Trevino. This
is a more'expensive proposition than jogging.
Golfers need expensive clubs, nice clothes and plenty of golf
balls if they want to imitate Palmer. A cigarette doesn't hurt
the pintomime either. No golfer stalks a putt these days
without a cigarette in his hand, a la Arnold Palmer. At the
proper moment, a properly disposed cigarette can add points to
a duffer's image, and probably some burnt blades of grass to
the putting green.
It would be fitting to say that joggers and golfers meet at the
local watering holes downtown each night to discuss the day's
events. Fortunately, they don't. Because of the tempo of their
lives, each group lives in a different world. A golfer would no
sooner run around a golf course than aim intentionally for a
sand trap. Joggers generally view golf courses as something to
run around—not walk up and down in pursuit of a white ball.
The ultimate torture, and an obvious one at that, would be to
force the joggers to golf and the golfers to jog. Business at
Centre County Hospital would never be better.
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By 'ED 'McLOBIE
"I was just rollin' That's all,"
explained Barney Ewell when
quizzed about his world record
breaking feat in the 50-yard•dash
at the-Penn A.C.•meet In 'Philadel
phia 'Friday. 'Barney •traversed •the
half century •in .5 seconds fiat to
establish +is second •straight *hat-.
tering of the world's mark and
again wind up with the declaration
that the track governors will not
accept the mark.
Ewell's explanation of his.record
is slightly antbigious as that term
"rolling" can either mean Jumping
the gun (as the officials have de
clared or rearing 'down the'stretch
like only the Ebony Flash can do.
But• Barney got off to a flying start
and breezed the remainder of the
distance.. with Eulace Peacock;
former T emple star, finishing sec
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won. Frazier's time for the timber
tqpping dash was 6.5 seconds. It
vlas. a repeat ,performance for the
ex-Lion as 'he won the event last
year.
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tatives to place in the star studded
meet were Harry Kjellman, Len
Henderson, Dick Yohn •and Frank
Maule, the two-mile relay quartet,
who garnered third behind Colum
bia and Princeton.
Saturday afternoon a contingent
of Nittany trackmen ran against
representatives of Army's team in
an exhibition meet as a part of the
opening of the new field house at
West Point. Coach Chick Werner
stated that no times will be•reveal
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