22—The Daily Collegian Wednesday, Aug. 27, 1986 'phi's, Sixers make long hot summer even longer For a Philadelphia sports fan, this was basically a summer of discontent. Returning home the day after finals ended, I was prepared to settle into the habit of catching up on everything I'd missed while immersed with books and bars, not necessar ily in that order, of course. F.. ~...,. ",,••:,,,::;:',,:, , :' ~ ,•5', 4 41 , • .• •• ; :i"'''• : •; • : ''', ; i' . s - 11 ~ ..,....,... ...:•;, ,f , ,... , •,., • e'of,„ ,; c ` k' l -j .I\,„ But I quickly encountered a few problems. The Flyers had already concluded their sea son earlier than expected, leaving only the Sixers and Phillies to occupy my time. So much for the Sixers. I arrived home in time to watch the second half of Game Seven of the Eastern Confer ence semi-final series against the Milwaukee Bucks. It was, in fact, the last half of basket ball played by the Sixers as we knew them. The sewn ended for the club when Julius Erving's last-second jumper clattered harm lessly off the rim. After that, things got worse as I watched the dreaded Celtics defeat Houston for the title. The summer months figured to be a hectic time for the Sixers, but what happened bor dered on the mind-boggling. With two first-round picks, it seemed as if Head Coach Matty Goukas would add the key players necessary to reload the club. Instead, in the space of 24 hours, the club was rebuilt from scratch. It started with the trade of Moses Malone and Terry Catledge, the club's top pick a year ago, to the Washington Bullets for Jeff Rul and and Cliff Robinson. To sum it up, my initial reaction was one of outrage. That, however, was just the beginning. In the next breath it was announced that the club had traded the first pick in the draft to. Cleveland for Roy Hinson. Just what the hell did these people think they were doing anyway? The club claimed it was searching for a quicker squad, better suited for the transition game. Still, many questions remain. In Ruland, the Sixers are gambling on a player who's missed half of the last two seasons with injuries. What happens if he suffers another one? Robinson has been trad ed constantly, causing one to wonder if he's a disruptive influence something the rebuilt club doesn't need. Hinson, while a proven talent, is not exactly the 'big' player the team had said it was looking for. And besides, how will three players like Ruland, Hinson and Charges Barkley feel dividing up the playing time? The club still lacks the true•center needed to defeat Boston. Practice mental hygiene - read Collegian Sports! After that it was time to turn my attention to the Phillies. And by now it's evident how futile that idea was. Sure, the Phillies have surprised many by landing in second place as the season heads towards September. Unfortunately it's a pre tty meaningless position in the National League East. The Phils trail the Mets by 20 games and are further from the top than the last-place teams in the other three major league divisions. The team has been beset with pitching woes the most prominent being the demise of Steve Carlton. While his latest performances have shown the club made the right decision, I was still dismayed with the way his release was handled. After countless meetings, the club an nounced on Monday, June 23 that Lefty would be given his normal start in the rotation four days later in St. Louis. Then, two days later, the club called a press conference to an nounce that his career in Philadelphia had come to an end. This, in my opinion, didn't show a lot of respect for the greatest pitcher ever to wear a Phillies uniform. But then this was the same organization that unceremoniously dumped Pete Rose so I really shouldn't have been as surprised as I was. The team also lost its new ace Shane Rawley and promising rookie Fred Toliver to injuries. The only bright spots on the mound have been the emergence of Bruce Ruffin and Don Carman as starters. Both have looked impressive and have made the team worth watching on occasion. It has, however, been unscientifically de termined that watching Charles Hudson and Mike Maddux pitch can be dangerous to the mental health of a Phillies fan. The duo has been consistent they've been smoked by nearly every team they've faced start after tedious start. In fact, if it weren't for those two, the club might be closer than three weeks behind the Mets. Offensively the team has been fun to watch, as the MVP season of Mike Schmidt and the emergence of Von Hayes and Juan Samuel as superstars-to-be has bolstered last season's disappointing offense. Schmidt, in fact, is having an MVP season despite the attempts of the New York media to convince the masses that Gary Carter is more deserving. The only other series candi date should be Houston's Glenn Davis. With out Schmidt, the Phils would be battling the Pirates for the cellar. But, hey, Howard Katz made sure the Sixers stayed in the spotlight. As soon as the furor caused on Draft Day had subsided, the attention turned to the attempt to sign Julius Erving. Although Erving still hasn't signed, he's agreed to a contract saving the team's future in the City of Brotherly Love. If Dr. J had in fact signed with Utah, I guarantee that attendance in the Spectrum would have gone from pitiful to virtually nothing in one fell swoop. Sixers' fans are a fickle bunch to begin with, and the departure • ' . ... . ... •tiM .•. , . : ••,, z , •,` , `'-,..,,, ':•l•,=..' ' , ,'. -.•,' • , :1...,Y; , :i. , . , ~. 4 , ; - „,,, ~c . -. •, , ' :.,...., c• r•; , : ,- r...",'1" . .1`;4,,, - ;;'. ,•,,.... ~ • - • 1 4 . • ' ',- ' ,-,;,~ ~,`-• ,' •' •-' -.:.. -... f , , - :::' ' . 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Toney would welcome a trade, but it appears he'll have to play for the Sixers to prove to other clubs that he's healthy. The one bright spot has been the Eagles at least they've been interesting with Buddy Ryan at the helm. It's too early to tell how the club will perform once the season begins, but I guarantee they won't be boring. But, after a summer of countless disap pointments and moments of sheer anger, I can put Philly behind and get down to concen trating on sports Happy Valley style. In tradition holds, the wins across the board will far outnumber the losses and once again, the bars will outnumber the books. Mark Ashenfelter is a senior majoring in journalism and the sports editor for The Daily Collegian. [ ] $49.95 4420 A Of million dollar players and $3 leagues JUST SOME random thoughts on some random sports happenings . . . • No one knows for sure just who Joe Paterno will name as his starting quaterback for the season, but don't be too suprised if he sticks with last season's signalcaller. Although John Shaffer suffered the slings and arrows of the Penn State faithful after the disappointing Orange Bowl loss, his experience with the team, the opposition, and the role of starter give him an edge over Matt Knizner. However, if a game situation arises where Shaffer struggles and begins to make mis takes, I believe Paterno will be quicker to replace him than he was last season. 4 , 41 r. . 1 " ; (.• O VA r ' • Eddie Murray, despite expressing a desire to be traded, will remain with the Baltimore Orioles for the remainder of his career. Although Murray is having a sub-par season (which means his season stats nearly equal those of an ordinary player's entire career), his immense talent and contributions to the Birds make him an untradea ble commodity. Then again, it could be that his five-year, $12.7 million contract is untradeable, too. • Although they are still mired at the bottom of all of baseball, the Pittsburgh Pirates have made considerable gains both in the stands and on the field. The attitude of the fans and the team has made a near 180-degree turn from this time last season and the outlook is bright: both the team and another championship trophy should be in Pitts burgh in 10 years. • Okay, maybe 15 years. • Equally positive is the situation in Cleveland; where Tribe Fever is catching like wildfire. The Indians' resurgence bodes well for' both the city and Major League Baseball. • American League fans keep asking if the Boston Red Sox can and will hold on to their lead in the Eastern Division. Relax, Sox fans, the boys from Beantown will capture the division crown and beat the California Angels for a spot in the World Series. The point, however, is moot because the Mets will still easily win the championship. • While the Mets may deserve to win the World Series simply because of their sheer raw talent, nothing would make me happier than to see them lose it. Five years of having cable television channel WOR (the Mets flagship sta 'Mammography can detect breast cancers even smaller than the hand can feel. ~ ..,:: : Niattile .g1:A: y .,: ,.. 1 : :: ....1:::::!!! . . 1 ,. : IV: ]!:n*.:**.k.,.. ..: . v....v*,;. , .....0..., , N , :'..'AL''' ‘t:'..t.,':(•<' . ''''': \ ,!.S.AN•:.A. Z?i. 2 ::....i :: '''. .., F',: • l• e z if fi V i‘P . ‘'7, ti . . Low-dose breast x-ray, mammography, is giving hope that the leading cause of cancer deaths in women will be greatly diminished. We urge women without symptoms of breast cancer, ages 35 to 39, to have one mam mogram for the record, women 40 to 49 to have a mammogram every I to 2 years, and women 50 and over, one a year. Breast self-examination is also an important health habit and should be practiced monthly. Ask your local Cancer Society for free leaflets on both subjects. The American Cancer Society wants you to know. lAMERICAN C ACER OCIETY' DIIS SPACE CONTRIBUTED AS A PURL IC SERVICE READ IT. You'll find national and in. iernational news, academia related editorial copy and valuable advertising. into my suburban Pittsburgh home had made me a mild Mets fan but their antics this year have changed all that. The Mets have become the bad boys of the National League with their unbridled egotism and constant fight-picking. Call me a traditionalist, but shaved heads and barroom brawls do not a champion make. • For those of you that still care, yes, the Major Indoor Soccer League does still exist. In fact, a new team has been formed in New York. Former all-galaxy goalkeeper Shep Messing is both the president and (suprise! ) starting goalie on the yet unnamed team. Stay tuned to the radio talk shows for more details on this story, as I'm sure it'll be a hot topic of discussion. • The Big Ten football conference recently redefined its rules on crowd noise at games. Under the new wording, a referee is to define what are `unplayable' conditions and can stop the clock twice in a game to wait for noise to subside. Ultimately, the home team could be charged a time out or five-yard penalty if the noise persists. Perhaps they could simplify this rule even further by mandating that all games be played in a secret location, far from any people, in the dead of night, under tight security. Maybe then they'll realize that football is a game played for the fans and that there are more serious problems in college foot ball than crowd noise. te Speaking of more serious problems, it was announced that more than half of Oklahoma Uni versity's new football recruits are ineligible to play this season due to the new Proposition 48 academic eligibility requirements. Eight of the 18 signed by Pitt will have to sit out the year as well. Even venerable Notre Dame had two ineligible players. Obviously, the new rules are hurting some teams and there have been (and will contin ue to be) wails and whining from a select few head coaches across the country. However, the 2.00 G.P.A./700 minimum SAT score rule is not overly harsh and those who treat it as such insult the intelligence of students (athletes and non-ath letes) all over. It is time that universities are recognized for what they really are educational institutions, not training camps. e Remember the pre-Orange Bowl antics (in cluding barking at reporters) of the Oklahoma Sooners football team? If so, are you still suprised ,by their high number of ineligible recruits? e The Pittsburgh Steelers will not win the AFC Central Division title this season. Not many people in Pittsburgh will be suprised, though, they'll be too busy booing quarterback Mark Malone. Unless Malone improves, the Steelers will continue to struggle and the fans will continue to plea for divine intervention. • The Philadelphia Eagles won't make the playoffs, either, but at least their fans will be pacified by the plethora of Buddy Ryan ancedotes in the Monday morning papers. ion) pumped • The Nittany Lions' bid this season for a national championship may not be decided in a major bowl on New Year's Day, but rather in Tuscaloosa, Alabama on Oct. 25. This game against the Crimson Tide is without a doubt the season's keystone: a loss would not drop the Lions out of the Top 10, but would most assuredly end any realistic chance for the top spot at season's end. o The sad case of Steve Carlton is a perfect example of a player remaining in the game after his time has past. Carlton is not only one of the greatest lefthanders ever to take the pitching mound, he is one of the best pitchers ever (keep in mind that this is coming from a die-liard Pirates fan who spent years enjoying every base hit Lefty gave up). However, the punchline that is his win loss record the past two seasons indicates that the time has come for him to hang up the cleats - for good. It would indeed be tragic if the lasting image of Carlton for today's fans is an aging hero who is unable to outduel even sub-par American League pitching. o Geez, don't you just wish the Goodwill Games were still going on? e There was talk this June of forming an indoor football league (yes, you read that right, I said indoor football) that would be played in the civic arenas of major cities. As you could probably guess, not much has been heard from the founding fathers-to-be of the I.F.L. since they made their idea public. Let's just hope that they don't meet up with some disgruntled owners of United States Football League teams. e How did the U.S.F.L. owner split up that three dollar award, anyway? Perhaps more im portantly for them, how will they manage to pay their lawyers with season tickets? to I don't know about you, but I can't wait for Monday Night Football to start up again. I espe cially await the wonderful words of wisdom from the network announcers, most notably Frank Gifford. It was just two seasons ago that Frank gave us this scintillating tidbit on why the L.A. Raiders start superstar running back Marcus Allen: "He can do so many things. I guess that's why they put him out there." Sheer brilliance, Frank. • It's extremely doubtful, but maybe just MAYBE the undeserved success of the Montre al Canadiens last season will convince the higher ups in the National Hockey League that the time has come for a change in the playoff system. The free-for-all (and I do mean all) that now exists not only cheapens the regular seaon, it cheapens an otherwise exciting sport. • I'm stopping here to go out and collect $12.7 million so the Pirates can aquire Eddie Murray. Rob Biertempfel is a senior majoring in journa lism and an assistant sports editor for the Daily Collegian. Track meeting today The women's track team will Field House at 3:30. Anyone w hold a meeting this afternoon for problems or questions should c anyone interested in women's Head Coach Terri ,Jordan at 8 track and field competition. The meeting will be held in the Indoor 3146. PROFESSORS, END THE PAPER CHASE WITH PROFESSOR PUBLISHING AT KINKO • Turn Your Loose Course Materials into Bound Clas Readers • Give Your Students an Alternative to the Library Reserve Room • No Charge to You or Your Department • Low Cost to Your Students • We'll Help Organize and Assemble the Materials • We're Open Weekends • Free Pick Up and Delivery Provided LET US DO THE CHASING, WHILE YOU DO THE TEACHING, kinko• • , . - - 4 ,Li,„ 4 *6.4 i.41/M0 The Daily Collegian Wednesday, Aug. 27. 1 224 West College Ave. 237-1317 With the dawn come d=Collegian copies