opinions Who doesn't understand? Unless you’re summit-smiling President Reagan, it would be rather difficult to misinterpret the remarks made by Chief of Staff Donald Regan in reference to women during an interview with the The Washing ton Post Monday. “They (women) are not . . . going to understand (missile) throw-weights or what is happening in Afghanistan or what is happening in human rights. Some women will, but most women believe me, your readers for the most part if you took a poll would rather read ■ the human interest stuff of what happened,” Regan said. Generalizations like this have made the Reagan administration unpopular among feminists, and rightly so., The chief of staff’s comments are typical of the administra tion’s attitude toward women, and reflect a lack of education. President Reagan fueled the fire by at tempting to defend Regan with this statement: “I don’t think he meant for it to be interpreted in that way at all. He was simply adding to that interest, that they had an interest in children and a human touch.” Children and a human touch? How sweet. Women today are facing great challenges ■■ n tions, is a separate corporate insti -<.!!;; Collegian ,M ° n ir ° m pe ™ siaiB Friday, Nov. 22, 1985 ©l9Bs.Collegian Inc. Gail L. Johnson Editor The Daily Collegian’s editorial opin ion is determined by its Board of Opinion, with the editor holding final responsibility. Opinions ex pressed on the editorial pages are not necessarily those of The Daily Collegian, Collegian Inc. or The Pennsylvania State University. Collegian Inc., publishers of The Daily Collegian and related publica- More Items: Since the urge to write coherently evades me, sit back and watch my mind fall to pieces Item: Stereotyping individuals is a trav esty! How can we be so damned insensi tive? What gives us the right to slap labels on our fellow humans? I say this because last week, someone put an “Inspected by 58” label on my forehead. I really don’t like being labeled. Item: Kudos to Jim Carroll, the Irish- Catholic / ex-junky poet who wrote, “Life is so easy when you’re pretty and 16 / Just make sure that your underwear is clean.” I’m an Irish-Catholic / ex-golfer column ist. Am I a paradox or a hypocrite? Item: For everyone who just has to know, I get my ideas from a Salvation Army box in the Acme parking lot. Satisfied? Board of Managers Sales Man ager: Susan Shamlian; Assistant Sales Manager: Dawn Kelley: Ac-' counting Manager: Cathy Reese; Marketing Manager: Roland Deal, Jr.; Office Manager: Wendy Metzg er; Assistant Office Manager: Amy Norris; Layout Coordinator: Corinne Salameh. Karen L. Jaret Business Manager Letters Policy: The DaHy Collegian encourages comments on news coverage, editorial policy and Uni versity affairs. Letters should be typewritten, double-spaced, signed by no more than two people and not longer than 30 lines. Students’ let- professionally and intellectually. Statements like those expressed by the chief of staff and the president show an insulting, primitive view toward women, and indicate a lack of support in the fight for equality. It is frightening that such regressive sentiments are held by a group of men who are controlling the welfare of this country. It is even more frightening that they have the nerve to openly express them. It appears that the fight for equality will be hindered by the current administration, whose members seem to believe that wom en should resume more traditional roles in society As former New York Congresswoman Bella Abzug so aptly put it, Regan’s remark was an insult to all women and was based on men’s fear of sharing power with the other sex. “Its not true that women don’t care and don’t know. Women know a lot more than men want to concede,” she said. Whether or not women or men understand the issues facing the nation today, the time has come for the leaders of this country to face facts: the day of the “little woman” is rapidly ending. Item: I watched a faith-healer on TV last Saturday. He would call a member of the audience to the stage and place his hands on the afflicted part of the person’s body. Why, I saw him heal a man’s broken wrist! I sat and wondered how he’d handle someone with syphilis. Item: Are women on campus dressing like Madonna or observing Hindu holy days? Is this the latest rage in Calcutta? Item: I am not cynical. My underwear is too tight. That’s all. Item: Knee jerks of any political per suasion infuriate me. Reasoning is a lost art. Many of my friends are liberal; when I state my oppostion to abortion, they treat me like a Nazi on Donahue. Likewise, my conservative friends call me a wimp for my stand against nuclear arms. Humanity is heading for the bargain bins at Gee Bees. Item: What’s the main difference be tween a small-town Christian who knows God exists and a big-city atheist who knows there is no God? About a hundred miles. ters should include semester stand ing, major and campus of the writer. Letters from alumni should include the major and year of graduation of the writer. All writers should provide their address and phone number for verification of the letter. The Collegian reserves the right to edit letters, for length and to reject letters if they are libelous or do'not conform to standards of good taste. Because of the number of letters received, the Collegian cannot guar antee publication of all the letters it receives. All letters received be come the property of Collegian Inc. Mail letters to: The Daily Collegian; 126 Carnegie Building; University Park, Pa. 16802. Names may be withheld on request. Item: All over the South Bronx, and Monongahela way / Everybody’s gone ser fin’, Serfin’ U.S.A. Item: Writing is procreation; reading is creation. You want to compliment me? Call me a catalyst. Item: Young men like to talk loud, and they don’t care who hears them. It’s embar rassing when my friends insult someone in that person’s presence. They always say they’re just being honest and call me a hypocrite for chastising them. In my per sonal life, I’d rather be a nice hypocrite than an honest ass. People have enough problems without overhearing my opinion of them. Item: Call me naive, but I think BDR classes are beneficial to students later in life, especially if they end up being game show contestants. Item: Over 20,000 people were killed in Colombia last week by a gigantic mudslide. None were Americans. Next item. Item: I don’t see the point in disregarding an entire religion over a few personal objec tions. I’m not the type who throws away a reader opinion Volleyball needed tedi!<^rftawU, “ ,e, ” oMyin “” A recently published memo from the office of the second, although the continuance of a varsity sport Athletic Director of Penn State is bringing a highly should not be completely judged by how successful it is successful era to an end. ( we don’t need the “win at all cost” mentality!), it The Strategic Planning Committee of that office has cer tainly appears penny-wise but pound-foolish to slap recommended that the Penn State men’s volleyball team pro g rams that obviously have been successsful. TE23£gsS2s sx jasnawfiMsas fas teen a leader in the sport for budgets fattfSTs stm S colchT S Seam woffS ™dfee s„sr, v s b P a i A s‘Se rss school on the east coast to host the NCAA national opportunity to solve the problem, championships and the team that year responded by lam sure that the coaches are not unaware of the being the first and only east coast team to get to the finals, financial difficulties and lam also sure that given their This year Penn State is once again the site of the NCAA collective brains, there are some other alternatives to Championships and the team is also a potential national cutting back grants-in-aid. For example, what about the champion. This year’s Nittany Lions are a young team travel budgets? Let the teams have the choice of keeping with nine .of 14 players being either sophomores or grants-in-aid but losing their flexibility for longer travels, freshmen. The team not only promises great excitement j hope in the w j s d o m of the people who make decisions this year, but also for many years to come. about athletic team funding that they will see that However, with the prospect of termination hanging tampering with grants-in-aid is the wrong strategy. If, over their heads, how can they be expected to perform to after cu tting expenses in all other possible ways, there their fullest potential? What is to become of these great stjl | needs to be mo re cuts then so be it. But until evidence athletes? What is to become of all of the future stars in our js pro d U ced that other cost cutting methods have been Pennsylvania high schools? use d ) i think the present approach is counterproductive. Finally, what is to become of this great sport which D enn js Roberts, associate professor of educational brought this country a gold medal in the last Olympics? psychology Penn State needs men’s volleyball now and in the future! Nov. 18 Eric Shope, assistant coach, PSU men’s volleyball Nov. 13 _ Too soon isvfiwa I’m writing about Christmas too soon. It’s upsetting to VsOUnlerpiUUUUlive see our beloved'stores in the U.S.A. selling Christmas The recent news from the Athletic Department con- items so soon just for the sake of money. Christmas is the cerning the cuts in grants-in-aid to a number of varsity most selling time of the year, but what is sports programs is distressing in several ways. Christmas is Jesus Christ coming to earth to seek and to First one gets the distinct impression from the com- save that which was lost. I hope and pray that our eyes ments of several of the coaches that none of them were will open up and we will see the true meaning of even brought into the discussions about financial cut- Christmas backs. It sounds like the coaches found out about these decisions from a letter in their mailboxes without even Big Mac because they forgot to remove the pickles. Item: Writing in a smooth, professional style has nothing to do with talent. The backs of cereal boxes are well-written. I’m just as interested by the ingredients of Cocoa Puffs as by a smooth piece of writing. Anyone can learn to do that. Behind every piece of great writing is a person who squeezes a tube of toothpaste at the middle. Item: Latest fashion craze on campus wearing underwear on the outside of your clothes. Next year, it will be turning them inside-out. Item: Paranoia is a bed-wetting child with his first electric blanket; it is also a claustrophobic in a Fotomat booth. Item: Some readers complain that I write about religion too much. What can I say? I’m just a kooky guy with a vision. I’ve reached a point in my life where watching the morning sky for an hour gets me off more than any drug ever could. I don’t take the sky for granted anymore, but I don’t necessarily want answers from it. Life is longer than we’re lead to believe; no one does it alone. The Daily Collegian Friday, Nov. 22, 1985 Is that suitably vague? Then try this on for size: a spiritual quest is like a taco making it is half the fun. Item: False humility is worse than true vanity. Item: Birth of a Nation. Citizen Kane. Casablanca. Death Wish 3. Mark my words. Item: Bar maids in State College and proctologists have much in common. Item: One of my friends is certain that one day Christianity will be absolutely justi fied by science. “Pish,” I fumed, “it will be absolutely justified by physical education.” Divine Aerobics. Dig it. Item: Being in the public eye is a strange experience. Attractive nubiles I don’t even know throw themselves on me. (My job is so tough!) I’ve never been a sexual object, and I’ll never try out a few linking verbs with the subjects. Sometimes I wish I weren’t so small-town Catholic. William S. Repsher is a senior majoring m English and a columnist for The Daily Collegian. His column appears every Fri day. Garry Fischer Nov. 8 ■ ■ opinions Look deeper On Christian Responsibility: I am disturbed and saddened by Mark Parrish’s letter on Wednesday, Nov. 4, concerning what he perceives as John Orr’s “antagonism, bitter ness, and hatred towards God.” I am disturbed because Mr. Par rish may have overlooked John’s sensitive column on pain and vulnera bility last week (“Feet in the Door”), and is still remembering Orr’s very first column this semester (which bothered me; too). If anything, Mike, there may.be more in Bill Repsher’s wildly inven tive columns for you to fling verses of condemnation at. More importantly, I am saddened because you feel it is your right or prerogative as a Christian to identify evil and shun it publically in such a self-righteous way. I am reminded of a preacher out side of Willard Building some weeks ago, standing on a platform with a cross, proclaiming the “fact” that he was the only one there who would admit his sinfulness. I realize that there is a strong element of judgment in what I am saying, but my sadness over this letter comes from my being a Chris tian who realized almost too late that “be ye not of this world” does not mean self-elevation through judgment of others. I do not agree with everything John says, and if I felt less responsible about conscientious writing, I would do my best to blow Michael Moyer out of this paper, but we are not called as people (Christians or not) to respond with only anger. As I feel John Orr did last week, I believe we are to respond sensitively and deeply to the issues that touch us all. It is ironic that John’s article was full of a Christian love and sensitivity that a Christian like Mark Parrish cannot see. HOW EFFECTIVE IS Voice your opinions about the Undergraduate Student Gov’t Senate & Academic Assembly at an OPEN FORUM • Nov. 25 • 7 to 9 p.m. •318-319 HOB Help Os Help You! R 268-086 As a writing teacher, I might have been satisfied had Mr. Parrish at least supported his judgment with evidence from John’s articles. The point I am trying to make to my students these days about argu ment is that balanced argument (pro and con) can only help an argument because it demonstrates not only fairness, but broadminded responsi bility. But I am afraid that the sad charac teristic of many Christian responses to society are of the variety we hear from the steps of Willard. Christians will not, God willing, always be a minority in this world, but until then we must not alienate ourselves with unloving intolerance from a world we are called to serve, humbly. David Swain, graduate-English Nov. 21 PSU heart Life expectancy has increased tre mendously in the last 75 years. This is due to the technological advances in medicine including the application of electronics to medicine. PSU’s experimental pneumatic heart, is an example of the role of electronics in medicine. The heart enabled the patient, An thony Mandia, to sit up in bed. This was because the Penn State heart automatically adjusted to the in creased blood flow demands. A major problem with the other artificial hearts was the obstruction of the blood vessels going in and out of the heart. However, the PSU heart did not cause any blood clotting. Even though Mandia died, the pneumatic heart must be considered a success. I believe this and similar accomplishments will eventually let artificial heart patients lead normal lives. Robin Watts, freshman-liberal arts Nov. 21 Ron and me: Two dreamers as And those things do best please me That befall preposterously. Puck, from Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream 'W 4. ■ > I think that if I have one personality trait that I can say I’m proud of, it’s my ability to laugh at myself. And believe me, I’ve had lots of practice. In my 22-and-a-half years, I’ve dug many holes of embarrassment from which the only escape was to blush and climb my way out on a ladder of laughter. Laughter saved me nine years ago when I ripped the seat of my pants in front of 35 other pubescent eighth-graders, and laughter saved me a few weeks ago when I tripped up the stairs to the dining hall. I befell preposterously, indeed. And all of that practice has paid off. I don’t even mind being laughed at by other people now, A few weeks ago, I got caught in an ersatz typhoon, and by the time I made it from the Greyhound station to my home in East Halls, I looked like a 6-foot-2, 165-pound sponge. When I finally found shelter from the downpour, I was spotted by a strange woman who found it impos sible to keep from laughing. In fact, I think she would have had a better chance holding back a sneeze. I must admit that I was a humorous sight, with water droplets running down the length of my nose, and my pants making those squishing noises with each step I took. But hey, it was that kind of embarrassment that made Gene Kelly rich and famous. If only I could dance. The key to success, then, is not what you know, nor is it who you know. It’s not even having enough money to buy success. Though I can’t Close as John-Boy and his grandpa deny that these are valuable assets, the key to success is possessing the ability to laugh at yourself. Let’s look at one of the most successful men in the world, a man who has more to laugh at in himself than even I. Let’s look at a man with whom I feel an almost familial bond. Let’s look at our president, Ron Reagan. The man, like me, is laughed at all the time. I feel almost as close to Ron as John-Boy Walton felt to his grandpa. And it’s all because Ron and I both know what it’s like to be laughed at. People laugh at me because I’m an idealist and an optimist. They tell me that nothing and no one can change what is, so accept it. And then they laugh. “You’re a dreamer,” they say. I take it as a compliment. “Just look at our president,” I reply. “He’s the biggest dreamer around and it got him a big white house to live in for a while. He dreams of balancing a trillion dollar budget now that’s dreaming.” I can really identify with that kind of thinking. Ron and I have some minor differences, of course. But those differences serve as reminders that he and I are only human. We each know that we have physical limitations, but that our imagi nations are limitless. Ron and I both try to imagine a world living in peace, but our methods of imagination and reason sometimes differ slightly. I believe the world can achieve peace in a simple way with self-awareness, communica tion, and mutual respect. On the other hand, Ron, being the enigmatic thinker and ultra-dreamer that he is, believes that peace must be achieved by threatening these human aspects with high tech weapons and less-than-completely-honest international diplomacy. But it’s a complex world maybe Ron is doing something right by trying to achieve peace in such a complex, confusing and paradoxical way. Maybe there really is a method to his apparent madness. And he’s certainly not alone in his thinking. There are men all over the world who have achieved similar personal success based on the belief that peace needs to be guarded by missiles that can turn the planet Earth into an ashtray on APPLICA TIONS NO W A VAILABLE for the positions of EDITOR and BUSINESS MANAGER for La Vie ’B7 the Penn State Yearbook Pick up in 209 HUB DEADLINE: DECEMBER 4, 5:00 pm 1 yr. La Vie Staff Experience Required 0217 The Daily Collegian Friday, Nov. 22, 1985—11 the coffee table of the universe. You’ve got to admire those guys for what they’ve accom plished. I mean,-1 know that I certainly never would have devised such a unique solution to finding world peace. I guess I think too simplisti cally for this world of complexity. But let’s get back to Mr. Reagan the man is amazing. Look at what he has accomplished as an individual. He’s in his second term as presi dent of the most powerful and influential capital ist country in the world, he was the governor of California for eons, and he has absolutely no qualifications to have held either position. Un less, of course, his tenure as president of the Screen Actors’ Guild provided him with a knowl edge of economics, law, and foreign policy. But this is America, remember the Land of Opportunity. In what other country can you go to a supermarket and choose between 20 different kinds of potato chips? In what other country can you catch up on the day’s sports activities at any time and watch music videos 24 hours a day, if you so desire? What other country serves the interests of its people better than the United States? What other country allows so many divergent opinions to be expressed? I am truly grateful to this country for providing me with the opportunity to earn a quality educa tion and for creating a standard of living that no other country can claim to have. And I’m sure that Ron Reagan is grateful to this country for the same reasons. That’s just another reason why I feel so close to the man. He has reached the pinnacle of success and power in everything he has done. And it is his ability to laugh at himself that got him where he is today. I’m willing to bet that, right now, Ron is sitting in that oblong office of his, with his hands cupped behind his head, his feet on his desk, and his dog Lucky by his side, and he’s thinking about those embarrassing days when he starred in B movies opposite Bonzo, the chimp . . . and now he’s the president. I’ll bet he’s having a good laugh. I know I am. John Brodeur is a senior majoring in English and a columnist for The Daily Collegian.