12—The Daily Collegian Thursday, Nov. 5, 1981 Philadelphia's destined to lose As I see it: • Penn State's 17-14 loss to Miami will be forgotten if the Lions come up with a victory over Alabama two weeks from now. • This,'of course, presupposes that the Lions will devour the Wolfpack this Saturday. • From an idealistic standpoint: Some people who I have talked to say the Lions no longer have a shot at the national championship this year, thanks to the Hurricanes. Hogwash. If Clemson loses one game, and Penn State wins the rest of its games against the likes of N.C. State, -Ala bama, Notre Dame, Pittsburgh and its bowl opponent, anything less than the No. 1 spot would be highway robbery. • From the realistic side: While it is quite possible for the Lions to defeat both N.C. State and Pitt, it is highly unlikely they will be able to beat Alabama and Notre Dame in consec utive weeks. They could win one or the other, but not both. Consequently, fans should not even think about national championships at this stage of the season. • Middle ground: If the Lions beat Alabama and Pitt and win a post season bowl, the season will have to be considered one of the best in Penn State history, regardless of whether they win the national championship. • Deacon Blues: Wake Forest cheerleaders could be heard hum ming this tune after their football team dropped a close one to the Clem son Tigers. The score was 82-24. • Send in the Clowns: The new Notre Dame alma mater. PRO FOOTBALL: • Although I'm a fan of the Steel ers, Pirates and Penguins, I'm begin ning to think Steve Harvey had a point when he said in his column, "The Bottom Ten," that Pittsburgh has regained its place as one of the worst sports towns in America. e Maybe I'm just impatient. May be I'm just spoiled. Maybe I'm going insane. BELLS GREEK PIZZA 538 E. College Ave. Across from South Halls • 237-8616 • FREE 16 oz. 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(Rated P,G) (2 hrs.) o TIC TAC DOUGH 8:30 la MERV GRIVFIN 0 HAPPY DAYS AGAIN . 43 lANCD CLARK 0 a NEWS (CONTINUES FROM BESTOFTHEWESTTheßesthouseholdis DAYTIME) plunged into disarray when Daniel's innocent 6:30 0 INTRODUCTION TO PHILOSOPHY infatuation with ayoung schoolmateresultsina 0 NBC NEWS shotgun wedding. i 0 ABC NEWS ' 9:00 a) ENTERPRlSE•Bankrupt"Enterprise'takes OBULLSEYE a look at lnforen, a high tech disaster on Route (b)(n CBS NEWS l2B outside of Boston, and discovers what 6:59 0 BARNEY DAUBER MILLER happens to people when their company goes COD down for the count. 7:00 0 MACNEIL-LEHRER REPORT ITI DlFF'rentSTßOKESlntimidatedbyhisfirst 0 DAILY LOTT 0 37 M.A.S.H. dayof high schoolandfeelingverylonely,Willis "ERY NUMBER is 0 YOU ASKED FOR IT Host: Rich Little. m arijtempted to 'buy' friends by offering themuana. Featured are Thailand's elephant; Mexico's BARNEY MILLER sixth generation swordmaker; the return of a 9:30 MBENWATTENBERGATLARGE'TheUnited 0.0 MOPPETS Osoner to Alcatraz. t: Loretta Lynn. Nations Revisited' Debateisragingonwhether Gues weshouldsignaninternationallawoftheSeas' 0 LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY AND COMPANY treaty. Ben looks into charges that the U.N. is a TIC TAC DOUGH ' encroaching on the sovereignty of Its member FZFAMILY FEUD PM MAGAZINE mvernments.GlMME A BREAK 0 DICK CAVETT SHOW TAXI Zone's rejectedgirlfriendusesLoule's a ALL IN THE FAMILY shoulders to cry on, unleashing an unexpected COD YOU ASK FOR IT CoD ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT comedy adventure that gives him some macho • bragging rights. (Closed-Captioned; U.S.A.) 0 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Hosts: Tom 10:00 a) MASTERPIECE THEATRE 'Duchess of Hallick, Marjorie Wallace, Ron Hendren. It's Duke Street: The Reluctant Warrior' Danger Carroll O'Connorstenthyear asArchie Bunker brings out the best and the worst In the and he talks about the good and bad of those inhabitants of the Bentinck, as a bombing raid ears at a backstage cast party. raid takes London by surprise. (60 mins.) 10 LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY AND COMPANY 0 NEWS 0 NEWS . COHlLLSTREETBLUESCaptainFurillotriesto MO) JOKER'S WILD recover from his recent breakup with Joyce PENNSYLVANIA OUTDOOR PROFILES Davenport by concentrating on the slaying of a 0 PM MAGAZINE prostitute, a rash of cab robberies and the CC HARPER VALLEY Wanda Reilly Taylor ominous intentions of an ex-gang leader. (80 regrets kicking her husband out for being mins.) affectionate toward Stella Johnson, so she II 20-20 • enlists Stella's help in a scheme to get him (BO JESSlCANOVAKHelenShaverstars back. In the title role of KLA television's hardworking a) MORK AND MINDY Mindy is dazed at the reporter, who is suddenlythrust intothe middle reality that she and Mork are the parents of of a fast breaking story when a man estranged Mearth, half-earthling and half-Orkan with the from his wife kidnaps his children and then body of a 50 year old and the mind of an infant. threatenstokillthemandhimself.(Premlere;6o 0 NHL HOCKEY New York Rangers vs mins.) Philadelphia Flyers in INDEPENDENT NETWORK NEWS • a) 0 U MAGNUM, P.I. A tragic event in 10:30 0 MEET THEMAYORS Magnum's past resurfaces when Magnum Ci) NEWS brieflyseesayoungwomanhebelievestobehls 11:00 al NIGHTLY BUSINESS REPORT wife, reported dead in theruinsof Saigonyears a M.A.S.H. ago. (2 hrs.) a) MR BO NEWS • The Steelers will not win the Super Bowl this season. They will not even get to the Super Bowl. They might make the playoffs. • No, I'm not from Philadelphia. • The Eagles will probably make the playoffs. The Eagles could make it to the Super Bowl. The Eagles will not win the Super Bowl. • No, I'm not from Pittsburgh. I do live near Pittsburgh. ' • At least the Steelers have won four Super Bowls. • Unarguable Point: A place called "L" will freeze over on the same day that the Eagles win a Super Bowl. PRO BASKETBALL: • Unarguable Point No. 2: The Eagles will win a Super Bowl before the 76ers win an NBA championship. • Conclusion:"L" will freeze over before the 76ers win an NBA championship. • Correction: "L" will freeze over, thaw out, and freeze again before the 76ers win an NBA championship. • To bb truly objective, I must say good things as well as bad about the 76ers. So let the record show that the 76ers, in my opinion, probably have a better chance of winning the NBA championship than the Pittsburgh Condors. • 76er bumper sticker for the year 2000: WE OWE YOU 21. PRO BASEBALL: • Considering the baseball strike, the average salary of baseball play ers, and the total lack of respect displayed , by owners and players for the fans, it is a wonder that anyone with any pride or dignity came out to FINELY TAILORED jr„ . ALL WOOL SLACKS 49 50 REG. 56°° MICHAEL'S CLOTHING CO. FRASER ST. gentlelli MINI MALL e 4 238-4050 OPEN DAILY FROM 10-5 ' - ri:N..?% l i s",,•‘=e_. 0 I get very upset when people refer to Larry Holmes as "Larry Who?" • In that case, Mike Weaver should be referred to as "Who Who?" • "L" will freeze over, thaw out, freeze again,. thaw out, and freeze a third time if Renaldo Snipes wins over Larry Holmes tomorrow night. Although I'm a big fan of Ali, I'm convinced that Larry Holmes is one of the greatest heavyweight champions of all time. • Mike Weaver is not. • Sugar Ray Leonard is simply one of the greatest fighters of all time. • Believe it or not, there was once a day when there was no such thing as WBA champs and WBC champs. • Believe it or not, there was once such a thing as an undisputed heavy weight title. • Believe it or not, there were once undisputed champions in all weight divisions. Tony SMith is a seventh-term jour nalism major and a sports writer for The Daily Collegian. 11211 BENNY HILL SHOW JEFFERSONS 11:3000 ABC CAPTIONED NEWS a KOJAK EtTHE TONIGHT SHOW ABC NEWS NIGHTLINE Anchored by Ted Koppel. tD RACING FROM YONKERS RACEWAY nu= CBS LATE MOVIE Quincy, M.E.: 'The Winning Edge' The presence of ampheteminea in the body of an aspiring Olympic gymnast leads Ouhicy into an investigation of a coach's training program. (Repeat) The Saint: 'The Organization Man' The Saint infiltrates a seemingly innocent and exclusive health farm and finds that it serves as a training ground fora rvate mercenaryarmy. (Repeat) SATURDAY NIGHT Host: Louise Lesser. 12:00 SATURDAY NIGHT CI MOVIE -(WESTERN) *so "Yellow Sky" 1948 Gregory Peck, Anne Baxter. Outlaws menaceanoldprospectorandhisdaughterinan Arizona ghost town. (2 hrs.) 12:30 0 HOGAN'S HEROES al TOMORROW COAST-TO-COAST ID STAR TREK 'Journey To Babel' 1:00 0 RAT PATROL 1:30 LOVE AMERICAN STYLE INDEPENDENT NETWORK NEWS In NEWS 1:60 (i 2) NEWS 2:00 0 MOVIE -(HORROR) •34 "Curse Of The Living Corpse" 1964 Helen Waren, Roy R. Sheider.Arrogantmillionaire,fearinghemaybe buried alive, makes certain requests in his will that his family Ignores...and they suffer the consequences. (2 hrs., 4 mMs.) Q JOE FRANKLIN SHOW Ll 9) NEWS ao MOVIE -(SUSPENSE) os "Fear In The Night" 1973JudyGeeson,JoanCollins.Young bride, only recently recovered from a nervous breakdown. Is attacked in her room while she waits for,her bridegroom to take her on a honeymoon trip to the prep school where he is an assistant master. (2 hra.) 2:30 THOUGHT FOR THEDAY 3:00 0 MOVIE -(DRAMA) ••• "Captain Boycott" 1947 Stewart Granger, Kathleen Ryan. The story of a wealthy Irish land agents quarrel with anent farmers. (119 mine.) 4:00 0 ABBOTT AND COSTELLO 4:30 a) HAZEL 5:00 0 PRAYER WBEST OF GROUCHO 5:04 NEWS 5:30 a MORNING STRETCH al BIOGRAPHY 'Adolf Hitler' Part II the ball park during the Second Sea son. o It is a wonder that anyone with any pride or dignity came out for the World Series. • It is a wonder how anyone with any pride or dignity could have watched the World Series. • It is a wonder how anyone with any pride or dignity could have turned on the television set for the WOrld Series. • I love baseball. • I just hate baseball players, own ers, and negotiators for turning the game into a farce. • If Dave Winfield's performance in the World Series (.043, 1 for 22, 1 RBI) is a true indication of his mone tary value (he receives $1.5 million annually), baseball is headed in the same direction as dinosaurs and bald eagles. BOXING: • Those were the days, my friend Cormles named Phils manager By RALPH BERNSTEIN AP Sports Writer PHILADELPHIA (AP) Pat Corrales, who said he's not a screamer like his predecessor but gets his points across with a low-key, firm approach, was named manager yesterday of the Philadelphia Phillies. Corrales, 40,.succeeds his old Phillies' roommate, Dallas Green, whose locker room tirades at a sometimes complacent team, were becoming legend around the National League. Green resigned after the 1981 season to become vice presi dent and general manager of the Chicago Cubs, and recom mended Corrales for his job. The recurrent question at the news conference introducing Corrales was whether COrrales, who managed the Texas Rangers of the American League in 1978 and 1979, felt he was tough enough to handle a team that eats managers for lunch. ,"I know what•l'm getting into," said Corrales, who signed a two-year contract. "I had a similar situation in Tekas. I had a veteran type ball club and I had no problem over there, so I fomee no problems here in Philadelphia. "I'm tough with the ,rules that I have. And they will be enforced. They (Phillies) know how to play. It's a veteran club. They 'Mow how to win. And they know what it takes to . win. We just have to get them prepared and be ready to go." Corrales, who was administrative assistant to Texas general manager Eddie Robinson last year, said he had two main rules be on time and give 100 percent on the field. He said he wasn't bashful about levying fines if he felt they were warranted. • "I don't hesitate to take their money," Corrales declared. Corrales said his rules applied equally to all 25 players on the regular season roster. , Did that mean that pitcher Steve Carlton, a two-time Cy Young Award winner who eliminates sprints as part of his training regimen, will have to run? Corrales admitted he had talked about that with Philltes! general manager Paul Owens and club president Bill Giles. "I think Carltoh (his performance) speaks for itself. He's quite successful the way he conditions himself and I'm not about to change his ways," Corrales said. Corrales said of the club he is inheriting: "We can improve our pitching staff a little bit to go along with Carlton and Dick Ruthven, and I think we should try and get a front line starter who will make us stronger." He said coming from the American League to the National should not pose any problem. "I worked on special assignments this past season so I've seen the American and National Leagues and I won't have any problem. I'm looking forward to getting back in the National League." Corrales originally signed with the Phillies' organization as a , catcher out of a Fresno, Calif., high school in 1959. He was in the Phillies' system through 1965, then played for the St. Louis 'Cardinals, Cincinnati Reds and San Diego Padres. Corrales said he, also would go right to work organizing his coaching staff. He diiclosed that bullpen coach Mike Ryan THE INTERFRATERNITY AND PANHELLENIC COUNCILS PRESENT MRS. EILEEN STEVENS from the Committee to Halt. Useless College Killings To Speak on THURSDAY, NOVEMBER sth at 7:30 p.m., R 103 in the HUB Ballroom "Do me a favor. Next time I ask fora ride ...say NO!" There's a better way to get there this weekend. Greyhound is going your way with trouble-free, economical service. You can leave directly from campus. or other nearby locations Most schedules have stops at convenient suburban locations. And talk about comfort. You get a soft, reclining seat and plenty of room for carry- on bags. So next trip, go with the ride you can rely on. Go Greyhound. Friday PENN ST. 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Corrales said Ruben Amaro might be back as a coach, but in any event would be kept in the organization. Corrales is expected to hire Jim Fregosi, former manager of the California Angels, as one of his five coaches. He said hitting coach Billy DeMars, 12 years on the staff, and pitching mentor Herm Starrette had been,given permission to look elsewhere. He said if DeMars did not land a big league job the Phillies plan to place him in the organization. Corrales discussed his style of managing and his philosophies on the game. "I played for , some pretty good managers in Gene Mauch, Sparky Anderson, Dave Bristol, and Don Zimmer, and I think I picked up a little something from all of them. I like to run, and hit-and-run. I'm not a big one on rules. . .but the ones we do have we go by the letter." Corrales added, "I think the biggest thing I learned manag ing the Texas Rangers was that you have to have patience. And when you get in a rush, that's when you make mistakes. 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