Square dance Saturday ■ Thalia . The Spring Creek Ramblers will be playing for the Society's - square dance at 8 p.m/tomorrow in the HUB Ballroom. A live caller will be performing with the band and the inex perienced are welcome. Admission is 50 cents for Folklore Society members, ?1 '*for non-members. Free public tours of the Museum of Art will be held every Sunday at 2:30 p.m. The Thalia Trio will per form works by Mozart, Bloch and Saint Saens at 8:30 p.m. Monday in the Music Building recital hall. 'Puppet porno flick mildly funny By 808 FRICK Collegian Staff Writer * The recent rumblings in Southern California aren’t due to the San Andreas fault, they’re Walt Disney doing cartwheels in his casket over “The Erotic Adventures of Pinocchio” (rated X) now playing at the State Theatre. movie review w Up toa point, “Adventures” faithfully recreates the original More concerned with laughs than gasps, the strictly softcore flick —there,is a kindly woodcarver. , “Adventures" is never more than mildly funny, destroying That’s where the similarity ends, however,' for sculptor potentially laughable scenes with cheap one-liners. Trio plays Monday The Fred Waring Show, starring Fred Waring and his young Pfennsylvanians, will appear in a benefit per formance for the Siemon and Elizabeth Gallu Scholarship fund at 8:30 p.m. Friday, Oct. 15 in the University Auditorium. Tickets go on sale at the box office Monday. Arts notes Re-Creation, a student choral group, will perform at Dresses Exciting THE ALLEY CAT the University Chapel Service in Eisenhower Chapel at 11 a.m.Sunday. The Compagnie Bernard Uzan will present a French play entitled “Un Spectacle Moliere” at the University Auditorium at 8 p.m. Thurs day. Tickets are on sale at the HUB desk and will also be sold at the Auditorium one hour before performance. The Friends of the Museum of Art will present a gallery talk by Jeffrey Wortman at 10:30 a.m. Tuesday, Wort man, a scholar of Flemish art, will be speaking on the exhibition of Antwerp Gepetta carves Pinocchio for her own sexual amusement. She is so anxious to try him out-, they hit the sack before the fairy godmother turns him from pulp and sap into flesh and blood. ’ Because of splinters or dry rot, she isn’t fulfilled and stalks off with a chip on her shoulder. The metamorphosis soon does take place, but before Pin occhio can get together with the virgin Gapetta. he’s lured into a house of ill repute to perform amazing acts of stamina with more than 50 women in one sitting. are 135 Calder Alley drawings and prints which opens Sunday. University Theatre Productions offers a special student preview of their production "Scapino! ” at 7:30 p.m. Wednesday. Preview tickets may be obtained by bringing I.D. cards to the Playhouse Box Office beginning 1 p.m. Wednesday. Bud Greenspan, writer, director, and producer of the TV series “The Olympiad,” will show his new ex perimental film, “An Olympic Symphony,” at 7:30 p.m. Thursday in Room 102 Forum Bldg. nyo e en all week for a place to live and this is the hest thing you’ve seen so far ...it’s no time to get filled up. © 1976 The Miller Brewing Co . Milwaukee. Wis NBC chooses Pauley NEW YORK (AP) NBC, whose career began only three seeking a permanent female years ago, it was learned cohost to replace Barbara Thursday. Walters on its “Today Show" But network sources said apparently has chosen Jane Miss Pauley, 25, who co- Pauley, a Chicago newscaster anchors a news show at NBC- The Spring Creek Ramblers (left to right), Mike Rovine, Bruce Young, Reed Bernstein aiid Mark Ralston, will he pil ing at the Folklore Society's square dance tomorrow night.- The Daily Collegian Friday, October 1. 1070 — owned WMAQ-TV in Chicago, and her agent still are negotiating her “Today" con tract and no agreement has been signed. It said an announcement on who will be the regular female co-anchor may be made NBC, while saying Miss Friday or early next week. Pauley is a leading contender for the "Today" job, decl' er from Miller, you always wanted >er.Andless. to say if it definitely has chosen her for the job. Miss Pauley, contacted in Chicago, declined comment.