—The Daily Collegian Wednesday, May 30, 1973
Medlar wins toss,
then coins phrase
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You can see it in ap
prehensive eyes and you can
hear about it in hurried,
muffled whispers. There is
nothing left to believe in.
Nixon's credibility is
exploding at the seams, the
dollar is dying on foreign
markets and Liza has broken
with Desi for Peter. The Bucs
are sputtering, Super Steve is
not so, and Indy has seen
more fire and rain than
James Taylor.
But then, out of the blue,
like Sky King flying off in the
name of motherhood and
Nabisco cookies comes the
Paterno. Let it not be said
that things are not as they
once were, for, like the
rusting Titanic, the Paternos
will always be around.
Frankly, we’re sorry.
But tradition, the need to
fill this space and our
inability to unload the awards
after each term implore that
we present the Spring
Paternos, once again, to
those deserving, to those
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ATHLETE OF THE TERM
He almost knocked it into
the woods during the first leg
of qualifying for the U.S.
Open, but two-time Eastern
golf champ Dan O'Neill
carried this Spring Paterno
home. Netter Walker Shivar,
until he lost to teammate Jan
Bortner, was in the running,
as were trackmen Charlie
Maguire and Mike Sands,
baseballer Dennie DeWitt and
lacrosser Karl Hurtzig.
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The Paternos
Coif coach Joe Boyle, whose
loam successfully defended
its Eastern crown, was given
heads; Holmes Cathrall,
whose tennis team is favored
to successfully defend its
Eastern crown, was given
tails. But baseball coach
Chuck Medlar won the award
when the coin stood on end.
His team now the favorite to
emerge as District 2’s
representative in the College
World Series, Medlar was
nonplussed by the tie
breaker. “That’s baseball,”
he offered.
MINOR SPORT ATHLETE
OF THE TERM Little big
man Jeff Keller isn’t that
what we called him in a
feature article won this one
almost by default. There
wasn’t exactly a truckload of
minor non-scholarship
sports this term.
WOMAN ATHLETE OF
THE TERM Carol
Backenstose picked up a
Spring Paterno here,
presumably because her
name’s easier to pronounce
than Dybalski, but that joke’s
a term late, anyway. Golfer
FRESHMAN ATHLETE
OF THE TERM
Righthander Mitch Lukevics
led the nation in strikeouts
per-inning but, more im
portantly, won himself a
Spring Paterno over track
man A 1 Jackson, netter
Miguel Maurtua, Hurtzig, and
teammate Steve Correll. Not
surprisingly, Lukevics
threatened to brush back the
entire Collegian sports staff
when presented with his
award. “Get that thing outta
here!" he purportedly
blurted.
Rankpnstnsp- what disappointment of
DacKenstose. wnat THE TERM _ Penn state’s
horizons are left? lacrosse team, took two of its
first three games, dropped
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Willie Stargell’s 13th home
run of the season helped the
Pittsburgh Pirates to 6-1
victory over the Atlanta
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Pittsburgh tagged loser
Carl Morton, 4-4, for an
unearned runj in the second
and added two more runs in
the third on a pair of walks, a
run-scoring single by Stargell
and an infield out that
produced another run.
Morton yielded two more
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lacrosser Gwen Kranzley
offered the stiffest com
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the next four but picked up a
Spring Paterno here. The
lacrossers, who were talking
playoff when the season
opened, almost blew the
award by playing well in their
last outing. But their
disappointment still was
greater than pitcher
outfielder Rick Sherkel’s on
the mound and assistant
sports editor Rick Starr’s on
the typewriter.
QUOTES OF THE TERM:
"The first mistake we made
was allowing them to play the
national anthem. Then we
had to play the game.”
lacrosse coach Dick Pencek
after his team’s 20-5 loss at
Cortland.
“These matches are so cold
you have to get drunk to stay
at them." assistant sports
information director Barry
Jones at the tennis match
against Navy.
"Yeah, but in order to stay
LaXers like Draino: down the drain
Bucs crush Braves with six run effort
PITTSBURGH (AP)
Luke Walker and Jim Rooker
scattered seven hits and
at matches like Rochester (a
!)-0 Penn State rout) you have
to COME drunk.” tennis
player Doug Pollock at the
tennis match against Navy.
“Aren't I supposed to be
here." freshman quar-
terback Rocco English, the
victim of a practical joke,
upon entering the Collegian
office dressed in a suit and tie
and carrying a football and an
umbrella.
"Beep-beep-beep-beep
beep-beep-beep-beep-beep”
the telephone of women’s
golf coach Annette Thompson
when the Collegian called her
home 13 times one night to get
the results of the past
weekend’s match. The
Collegian lost.
"It took me 10 years to build
up my tennis program and
you ruin it with one article"
—V v
Lukevics: Get that thing outta here!
Holmes Cathrall to Bill
Guthlein after a Collegian
article on academics and the
tennis schedule.
“You thought that was a
good article. I thought that
was a horrible article”
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and now...this
Mrs. Holmes Cathrall to Bill
Guthlein after a Collegian
article on academics and the
tennis schedule.
"Year in and \ear out.
they're a fine team" Chuck
Medlar, before games with
William and Mary (21,-
Villanova, Lafayette, Rutgers
(2), Bucknell, Dickinson.
Georgetown, West Virginia,
Gettysburg, Rider (2).
Delaware, Temple (2).
Juniata, Buffalo (2),.Pitt and
Indiana (2).
There will be other awarus
so those who did not receive
Spring Paternos, and the
accompanying Nabisco Fig
Newtons, should not feel as
bad as did assistant sports
editor Mark Simenson when
he did not receive one.
1 ‘Sportswriting,’ ’ said
Simenson, "is no joke "
And neither, someone once
joked, are the Paternos. So
with at least one tradition still
thriving, hopefully America
will go on. While other cere
monies are coming and going,
no doubt the Paternos will
stay. Presumably, because
nobody will take them awav.
runs in the fourth, one scored
on Walker's bunt single, and
Stargell gave the Pirates a 6-0
lead in the fifth when he
tagged Morton for a solo
home run to dead center.
Walker, who pitched seven
full innings before tiring,
allowed five hits and
surrendered the first Atlanta
run in the sixth on Ralph
Garr's triple and a single by
Darrell Evans.