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Intramural Grid Play Pleases Sykes
Intramural director Dutch
Sykes said last night that this
was the most successful foot
ball season he’s seen.
"Jhe •teams were better overall
and the games played were better
contests ’ban we’ve ever haid,”
Sykes added. :
He expi.:.;ied a number of riea-.
sons fort this. Sykes said that
more and more skillful men jare
participating in IMs. "These jare
the boys who played high school
football but are too small to jtry
out for the team at State,”! he
said. r 1
Sykes added that dorm unitsjare
'a major reason for the bejtter
caliber of-football. |
"BOYS ARE NOW staying in.
the sameidorm unit Irom one year
to another,” Sykes added. "This
Swimming Pools Planned
Expansion plans of Rec Hallcall
for the addition of three swim
ming pools. One will be' an
Olympic-sized pool, one a diving
pool and one used specifically for
instruction.
S.C.C.A.
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UNTIL NOVEMBER 21st
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way they have a nucleus for e
team the following-year;
A total of |142 teams participated
in the grid i season.''with the two
championships going to the Rats
and Phi Kappa Sigma.
Overall, 389 games werelplayed
to decide jthje champions and only
19 forfeits were recorded, all in
the 1 independent division.' It
makes the 'second straight year
that the fraternities have not'had
a forfeit.!
j Sykes" said that the emergence
•of Phi Kappa Sigma-as fraternity
Champion was,' “a pleasant sur
. prise to the; department.” :
| “Last year.” Sykes said, “they
I were on our black list because of
I their seeming lask of interest.
'They led the fraternities in total
: forfeits.” •
. When Phi Kappa Sigma com
pleted the Season unscored upon,
it marked one of the few times
in history that a team has done
this. ' *■
Looking aheai. to basketball,
now in progress, Sykes remarked
that he was surprised with_ the
overall strength of so many teams.
“Phi Theta, Phi Gam-
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ma i Della, Delta Upsilrin an d
Alpha Phi Alpha all have just
about the same teams they had
lastiyear,” Sykes said. "However,
the size of teams like Theta Chi,
Phi - Sigma Dc-lta and Tau Kappa
Epsilon is amazing. Those boys
are big and know the game.”
A: total of 132 teams have
entered the chase for the basket
ball title, hoping to cop the crowns
now held by Phi Gam and the
Galiyns.
Bowling is also in full swing
and; once the winter term starts,
entries-for paddleball, Tiandball
and swimming- will be taken.
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the thoughts of men in' other
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Wynn Released To
CHICAGO (JP) —Ancient - pitch
er Early Wynn, just one triumph
shy of the coveted 300-victory
mark, was unconditionally' re
leased—in effect—by the Chicago
White Sox yesterday so he can
search for a front office job any
where in baseball.
Sox General Manager Ed Short
said that by nfutual agreement
waivers were asked on the 42-
year-old Wynn for purposes of re
tirement! •
This frees the amazing veteran
of 22 major league seasons to deal
for an executive position with any
big league club.
. Months ago, Wynn was given
permission by .Short to discuss a
As we all know, conversation is terriWy important on a dates
When lulls in the conversation rdh longer than an hour or two,
one’s partner is inclined to grow, logy—even sullen. But oc
casionally one finds it difficult to keep the talk going/especially
when one is having a first date with one. What, then, does one doT
If one is wise, one follows the j brilliant example of Harlow
Tliurlow. | ’
Harlow Thurlow prepares. That is his simple secret. When __
Harlow is going to take out a new girl, he makes sure in
that the conversation will not languish. Before the date, he
goes to the library and reads all 24 yoluincs of the encyclopedia
and transcribes their contents on his cuffs. Thus he makes sure
that no matter what his date’s interests are, he will have ample
material to keep the conversation .alive. ?
Take, for example, Harlow's first date with Priscilla. do
Gasser, a fine, strapping, blue-eyed broth of a girl, lavishly
constructed nnd rosy as the dawn. •
Harlow was, as always, prepared when he called for Priscilla,
and, as always, he did not start to converse immediately. First
he tjtbk her to dinner because, as everyone knows, it,is useless
to try to make conversation with an unfed coed. Herattention
span is negligible. Also, her stomach rumbles so loud it is diffi
cult to make yourself heard. t?
$o he tVKjk lu-r to a fine 'teak house where lie stoked her with
goblx-t.s of Black Angus and mounds of French fries and thick
ets of ercarole and battalions of petit fours.- Then, at last,
dinner was over and the waiter brought two finger bowls..
“I hope you enjoyed your dinner, my dear,” said Harlow,
dipping into his finger bowl. j
“Oh, it was grandy-dandy !T .-aid Priscilla. “Xow let’s go
someplace for ribs.'’ " |
fLater, perhaps" said Harlow. ‘ But right now, I thought
we might have a conversation.”!
“Oh, goody, goody, two-shoes!" cried Priscilla. “I been
looking everywhere for a boy who can carry on a intelligent
conversation." ' ' f
“Your search is ended, madam,” said Hariow, and pulled
back his sleeves and looked at his cuffs to pick a likely topic to
start the conversation.
,oh. woe! Oli, laekaday! Those ruffs on which Hariow had
painstakingly, transcrilied so many facts—those cuffs on 1 which
ne had noted such diverse and fascinating information—{those
euff«, X pay. were nothing now but a big, blue blur! For Harlow
—poor Harlow!—splashing around in the finger bowl, liad gotten
his cuffs wet and the ink had run and not one word was legiblel
And Harlow—jxxir Harlow!—looked upon his cuffg and) broke
out in a night sweat and fell dumb.
“I must say," said Priscilla after several silent hours, “that
you are a very dull fellow: I'm leaving.” '
With that she flounced away' and poor Harlow waa too
crushed to protest. Sadly-he sat and sadly 1 lit a cigarette.
AH of a sudden Prbcilia came rushing back. “Was that,” she
asked, “a Marlboro you just lit?” ,
“Yes," said Hariow
“Then you are not-a dull fellow," she cried, and sprang into
bis lap. ‘.‘You arc bright! Anybody is bright to smoke such a
perfect joy of a cigarette as Marlboro which is just chock full
of yummy flavor, which has a Selectrate filter which comes in a
soft pack that is really soft, and a Flip-Top Box that really flips,
and which can be bought wherever cigarettes are sold m all fifty
states and Duluth . . . Hariow, tiger, wash your cuffs and
be my love.” • • ;
"Okay," said Harlow, and did, and was.
The maker» of Marlboro cigarette*, tcho print thU column
hideout expense throughout the school year, are very
happy for Hartoic—and for all the rest of you tcho haca rffr
cowred the pleasures of Marlboro.
UDAY. NOVEMBER 76. 7962
Seek Job Offers
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front office post with the Wash
ington Senators. Apparently, tire
Senators and Wynn, who will turn
43 {on Jan. 0, still haven’t settled
on | his proposed employment.
The asking of waivers in Wynn’s
case virtually amounts to his un
conditional release. However, for
one dollar, another club could
claim him. Then, Wynn could re
fue the claim or deal with that
club as a player.
{"This is what Early . wanted,”
saiid Short. “In event the position
he seeks fails to materialize—and
h<{ wants' to .pitch again -c he
wiill be welcome at our spring
camp.” -
On Camps MttWffian
of “I Was a Teenage DvcarJ", “The Affjng
Loses of Dobie Gillis”, etc.)
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