WEDNESc)AY.IMAY 30.1962
Track Finds Tonight to Decide
/M Fraternity Championship
y JOE GRATA
Delta psilonand Phi Gam
ma Delt i a will battle out for
the 1962 1 fraternit y intramural
champinnshlp tonight in . the
Ihi track finals starting at 6:45
p.m. on BeavefFielci.
Another contendei, Beta Theta
Pi, was virtually eliminated from
the IM race , yesterday, losing in
golf match play to Lambda Chi
Alpha, 3-p., on the University links.
Delta Upsilon, winner of the IM
crown the past four years, and
Phi Garania Delta both, .have a
fine group of runners rady for
tonight's final.
LAST NIGHT'S ACTION in the
field events affected the standings
very little, with 'Delta Upsilon
gaining pnlyr , eight points,, while
Phi Gam gained - four.
Frank Hershey of Phi Delta
Theta broke a i seven-Year-old IM
record in.the broad jump when he
leaped 21' 1 / 4 7. Hershey easily. de
feated runnerup Bob Kline, - the
only competitor who placed for
DU, by 12 inches. The record was
previously . held by' Wendell
Toland of Kappa Alpha Psi,- who
jumped an e'en - 21' In 1955.
—Collegian Photo yr Ken Franklin
Jim Broadhurst of Linden house
HIT THE DIRT: Ken Pollens. a junior from Alpha Sigma Phi.
won the indeperident broad jump
clean the cross bar in Intramural high jump finals competition at
crown with a leap of 201 1 / 4 ", while
Bill Bardwell of Nittany 31-32 Beaver Field last night. His 5'9" leap was good for a first place
finished second with a jump of tie in the fraternity league with Alan Selbst of Phi 'Epsilon Pi.
19'3 1 / 4 ". -•
Track finals are scheduled for tonight at 6:45 on Beaver Field.
SIGMA NUS DAVE HAYES * * * * * '*
won the shot put ,title for the:got up to 42'7 1 / 2 " on his second finished second at 5'7".
second consecutive year with a,heave. ' Jim Zember of Erie -took the
toss of 42'5", the same distance; The third throw provettdeciiive:independent crown, clearing the ,
that won him laurels in the evenras the large Nittany end threw crossbar at 5'7".
last year. , - the shot 43'4'4", the best distance,: • , • •
In thq independent league, the;of the meet.
.1 John Carney and Tom Myers of
shot poi!. was a battle between IN THE BROAD JUMP, Alan Delta Theta Sigma teamed up to ]
Lion gridders Dave Robinson ofiSelbst of Phi Epsilon Pi and Ken.wirt, the fraternity horseshoes
Maple (and Noel Sabatino ofiPollenz of Alpha Sigma Phi tied doubles yesterday, defeating Al
Poplar, ISabatino tossed the shot:for, first place with jumps of s'9".,pha Gamma Rho's Dick Sprinkle'
42'9" on his first try, and RobbietDick Lacey of Phi Kappa Sigma:and Vic McNeel, 21-18 and 21-14.1
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Look,
DOC • •-•
I. know "nice things happen
when you give," but if you take
any more blood, I'll. be too weak
to go to the
EST HALLS'
CORD HOP.
Crowds, Racers Await 'soo'
INDIANAPOLIS (AP)—A quar-!horsepower engines shortly before
ter-million speed enthusiasts, thrill; 1I a.m. EST. Temperatures from
hunters and people who just like;the mid-80s up are forecast.
crowds were pouring into Indian- There will be a parade lap and
apolis and suburban Speedway 'a pace lap and then they'll race
last night while 33 masters nllfor about 3 4 hours. "
auto competition tried to get a:
little rest:before today's 46th 500- It's a short day's work but a
mile race - lhazardous one for some driver
Uncertain racing weather was who pick up about $120,000
forecast for a field that had shat-
! for first place. The purse depends
tered 411' the qualifying records;on the crowd and was. an even
at the old speedway in the 10-
$400.000 last year when A. J. Foyt
mile time trials,
,set the race record of 139.13 miles
Variable cloudiness with humid per hour.
heat, winds and scattered thun- Foyt. U.S. Auto Club big car
dershowers are expected when champion the Last Leto years, was
'crews start the bellowing 450- rated the man to beat.
TILL WE MEET AGAIN
This is the final column of my eighth year of
. writing, for the
makers of Marlboro Cigarettes, and this year, as in every pre
ceding year,
.when I come to the last column-of the season,
conic to, a problem,.
My emtniet with the makers of Nlsrlboro calls kir the to
write a /tumor column and, truly, Ido the best can —all things
considered, I am not, tithould explain, a jolly Man by mime.
Why should' I be? First of all, I ant sitorter than everybody.
Second, there are moths in my cashmere jacket. Third. I work
in television.
All the acme, when it comes time to write thiS column, I light
a good Marlboro Cigarette, put aside my trauma, and try with
all, the strength in my tiny hods' to make setae jokes. S o me.
times it work,' better than others, hut on the lr,pt colUmn of the
year, it just flatly doesn't work at all.
Even in the very beginning this was true—and that, you wilt re.
Call, was eight years ago when I was relatively young and strong
arid had alityet.developed that nasty knock in my tratistion.
Well do I rimember sitting down to write the fited column of my
first year. Day followed barren day, and not a yoek, not a bon',
mit a zinger did I produce. I was about to ea. uji humor and
take a job selling mechanical dogs when all of a sudden, in a
blinding flash, I realized why I couldn't think of any joke.st
I leapt !up from my typewriter and ran as fast as my little
fat lefes . wank d carry me to the Makers of Marlboro Cigarett,
and I tugged my forelock, and I said, "Sirs, I am well award
that you have engaged me to write a humor column, hut today,
ass I approach the final column of the season, I am far too misty
GO be funny, for the final column of the sea on is, after all, 'a
leave-taking, and when I think of saying goodbye to my audience
-4-the torellest audience any columnist ever had --the college
students of America—wonderful human !wino, every man and
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woman of them —wise but kintlly-- astute hilt, eotiiita-sioniste
perspicacious but forbearing—when, sirs, I think (if, '4:lying 144f
bye to such an audience, I star hialtlk 11)1 VVVII c4, 11 4,; ( 14.1
levity, and ao I wilt you, mir4, to let me, in the final efolnnin o f the
year, forego humor and instead write a simple, dignified,
:straightforvrard farewell."
Then I took out my bandanna, wiped my eyes, ears, igo.e, and
Abroad and - waited for a reply. from the makers of Nlarilsoh
t They sat around the Polished'board room. table, the makers,
their handsome brows knif.in eoncentrotiol4 puffing tkight
,fully on the Marlboros. in their tattex,ell hantl4:At length they
;spoke: "Yes," they said simply.
I' never doubted they would my yes. l'qople who make a
:cigarette m good as Marlboro moat thempelvcs be good., People
!in lavish such care on blending tolsieros so mild and flavor
ful; on devising a filter .0) clean and white, on I,‘PtinK a flip-top
_box so flip-top, on parking a soft• park so soft.— people like that
are one hundred • percent with me!
And so from that day forward, the final eobiron of. the year:
--)ncluding, the one you are, I devoutly hfipe, now reading
makes no attempt to be funny, but i. in‘tead a dimple thank
yqu and atvrevoir.
ITlnink you and au tevoir, makers of Marlboro:Theme:lvory
of our eight years together will remain even fresh in roy heart,
' and L would like to state for, all the world to beer that if you
leant me back again next year, I shall Piped a sidedatitiai
raise in salary.
Thank you and au revoir, college studentn of Arnerira. .Ifay
good luck attend all your' ventures. Mai well.. Stay happy,
! Stay loose. . eu 111102 Mee sear.
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I Small Marc has idd it all. We, the makers of Marlboro Clime.
tette*. can only add a heartfelt second chorus: Stay eveti.
A L. . with
wit vr:11111 rP- 14x2haioun
Al "I Was a Tern-apt Dicarr,"The Many
Lora of Dobie Gillis", etc.)
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