THURSDAY. MAY 3. 1962
5 O'CJock Theater
“Arid Sometime We Get to Eat
Sapper,” a play by Marilyn
Tischer, senior in arts and letters
from Cleveland Heights, Ohio,
will be presented at 5:15 :iri the
basement of Old Main.
Sponsored by’The Five O’clock
Theater, the play will be directed
by, David Downing, graduate stu
dent in public administration from
"Alexandria, Va.
Lecture
. Robert Napier, . instructor In
architecture,. will speak to, the
Student Society of Landscape
Architecture at 7:30 p.m. in 108
Tyson Building.
Colloquiums
Dr. Ronald Breslow of Columbia
University will speak to the Chem
istry Colloquium at 12:40 p.m. in
302 Whitmore Laboratory.
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Dr. Peter Shaw of Carnegie
Institute of Technology will hold
two physics colloquiums. At 1:30
p.m. in 216 Osmond Lab he will;
discuss ‘lnelastic Effects in the;
Resonance Region of Pi-N Scat-j
tering.”.At 4:15 in 117 Osmond
Lab he will speak on “Polarization!
Effects in, High-Energy !Pi-Nj
Scattering." >
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Mt. Bethel, Pa.
Will interview Thais., May 3
I For the following positions:
Office worker, salad worker (males
or'females 18 years or older), social
director, bar tender, waiters, and cook’s
assistant (males 21 or older). j
... Information and appointments i
Office of Student Aid I
!. 218yUlard
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TODAY ON CAMPUS
Moth Competition
The Fifth Annual. Pi Mu
Epsilon-HRB Mathematics Com
petition , will be held at 7 p.m.
in 203. and 217 Willard. The ele
mentary division of the contest
is open to all freshmen and sopho
mores. .Juniors and seniors in ad
vanced, division may enter the
exam, - which will last approxi
mately! two hours, tests powers of
mathematical reasoning.
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Other Meetings- c
A* BUI Party; *:*• XU HUB
Omm Sigma SifiM, nccQtivc' commit*
t«*. 1:34 p.m.. lIS HUB ; pledgee, % p.m,
m HUB
Engineering-Architecture .Student’ Coon -
eU. 7 p-ttu. XIS Hammond p.
International film, “Cititeti Kane.** I. T,
and t p.m.. HUB assembly room
Office of Student Aid. 11 a.m to i p.nv,
217 HUB
Penn State 'Plying Club. 7 p.m.. I\X HUB
Ruifc models. «:30 p m.. Delta Delta Delta
sorority suite j
Schahplattlcrs. S p.m. tIS Wagner
Cu'l M||l'f...«eete<
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Alum Fund Reaches $161,379
Alumni Fund contributions re- will supervise solicitations among
ceived during the current drivel the nearly 8,000 persons who
have peached $161,379, J, E. Holt- have received advanced degrees
ringer., national fund chairman, from the University,
said recently. The drive ends Alumni Fund contributions
June 10. reached $208,488 last yeaF. when
This figure, Holtzingcr said rep- donations were received from 11,-
resents gifts from 7,432 alumni. 610 alumni.
Holtzinger will present a check
to the University for the final
total f as a - part of annual class
reunion program June 16.
Hoitzinger haa
Dr. John L. McLucas, president
of HRB-Singcr, to the posi
tion of chairman of the graduate
'school alumni - drive. McLucas
CRAM COURSE NO. 4: BATHYMETRY
Continuing our scries of pre-final exam. cnim courses, today wo
take up t*athymetry—the study of ocean depths.
Admittedly, this is not a terribly popular course on most
campuses. Amt small wonder. In the whole world there is only
one imtliyscape, ami only two people can get into it.
Nevertheless, the study of ocean depths is of great impor
tance. jyhy, do you realise that] the ocean is by far the world’*
largest environvnent?jThe ocean Kris more than three
Kniidretl timet .as much living room ns all the continents and
islands combined! Unfortunately, only fishes live in it.
’ 'And small wonder. Wlio’d want to live some place where he
'couldn't smoke? Surely not It 1 wouldn’t give up my good -
Marlboro Cigarettes for the Atlantic and the Pacific put to
gether. Nothing could induce me to forego Marlboro's fine
mellow flavor, Marlboro's clean white filter, Marllxtro’s flip-top
kix that really foe, Marlboro's soft pack that’s really soft. .
let others repair to the spacious deeps. Me, I will stick with
my Martboros and the tiny garret 1 share with a tympanist."
But I digress. Back to the oceans. The largest, as we know.
Is the Pacific, which was discovered by Baltioa, a Spaniard of
great vision. To give you an idea of Ballwa’s vision, he first
saw tlte Pacific while standing on a peak in Darien, which is
in Connecticut.
Even more astounding, when Ballxia readied San Francisco,
he clearly saw the Hawaiian Islands! Being, as we know, a
friendly cuss, Balboa waved; merrily to the Hawaiians and
shouted, "Great little ocean you got here, kids!" The Hawaiians,
also, aa we know, friendly cusses, waved hack, declared a half
holiday, organiied a luau, huilt a cheery fire over which they
prepared several gallons of poi, a suckling nig, and Captain
Cook. This, of course, was the origin of Cooking.
But I digress. The Pacific, T say, is the largest ocean and also*
the deepest. The Mindanao Trench, off the Philippines, measure*
more than 5,000 fathoms injdepth. (It should he pointed out
here that ocean depths are measured in fathom*—lengths of
tix feet—after Sir Walter,Fathom, a noted British sea measurer
of the seventeenth century who, upon his twenty-first birthday,
was given a string si* feet long with which he used go
scampering all over England measuring sea watemmtil-he was
arrested for loitering. A passion for measuring seems to have
run-in the family; Fathom's cousin, Sir Sol Furlong, spent all
his waking hours measuring race tracks until Charles II had
him beheaded in honor of the opening of the London School of
Economics.;
But 1 digress. T>et us, as the poet Masefield said, go down to
the seas again. (The seas, incidentally, have ever !>ecn a favorite
subject for poets and composers.) Who doe* not rememlter
Tennyson's “Break, break, lireak’’? Or Byron’s 41 801 l on; thoti
dark and deep blue ocean, roll’’? Or the many hearty sea chantitw
that liave enriched our folk music—songs like “Sailing Through
Kansas" and “I’ll Swab Your Deck If You'll Swab Mine” and
“The Artificial Resjriration Polka." My own favorite sea chanty
goes like this:
A girl land a sailor and he dvl jilt her,
And the did weep and roar-hat
I 'ntil the found a perfect filter.
And a perfect smoke Slarlborof
Sing hey, sing ho, ting ring-a-ding-ding.
Sing for* and tpar * and patches, '
Sing pack and box and lots to like,
And don’t forget (he matches!
The landlocked makers of Marlboro with you smooth salt
' Ing through your final exams and smooth smoking—with
Marlboro, of course, flat* YOU settled back with a Marlboro
latelyT '
New College Diner
: Ojow.rvto'wi*.-■ Bet'wi'Cjn. ■ fSf' 'Movies
OaC^m>iis«u.
of “1 Wat a Tetn-agt Dwarf ’Many
Lott* of Dobie G'illu", etc.)
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