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Temple Tramples Capers
As Gordon Tallies 27
By JIM KARL
Spurts Editor
PHILADELPHIA, Feb. 28—
Temple ripped apart Penn
State's zone defense with some
accurate shooting in the first
half and went orr to defeat the
Lions, 75-60, before 2,017 in
the Pakstni tonight.
The Owls bit on 17 of 31 at
tempts in the first 20 minutes for .
a ,hot 54.8 per cent to lead 43-21
at the half.
Meanwhile, the Lions ton
hinued to have a rough time from
the field, hitting only nine of 38
'shots for 231 per cent in the first
half. -
If it weren't for *otne good
shooting from Earl Hoffman and
Ulo Kart, State might have mime
dose to being shut out by the
tight Temple defense.
Hoffman scored two-thirds of
State's points-in the first half
14—and Kart hit on three hook
Ishots for six points. Gene Harris
got the other point on a foul shot.
John Mitchell, Eobby Donato,
John Phillips an* Harris just,
couldn't find the basket in the
first half. Kitchell was 0-8, Donato,
0-6; Phillips 0-3 and Harris 0.4.
Suss Gordon, Temple's 6-4
jumping-jack, led the Owl surge.
getting 14 points in the first half
and 27 overall.
The Lions led at the outset of
the game, 4-0 and 6-5. but that
was the last time they were out
Helmet for Mays
CASA GRANDE, Ariz. (Ai
Willie Mays must wear a hard
hat at the plate this season just
like every other member of the
San Francisco Giants.
'Willie. who has never worn a
protective helmet while at bat,
was ordered to do so by manager
Al Dark Tuesday.
Marys, reputed to be baseball's
highest paid performer at about
$90,000 a year, is a regular brush
baclevietim of opposition pitdhens.
Crusaders in NIT Field
NEW YORK (rP) Holy Cross
accepted a bid to compete in the
National Invitation Basketball
Tournament yesterday. The Cru
-saders are the ninth team named
to-the• March 15-24 meet. They
have a record of 18-4 following
their 86-75 conquest of Boston
Col : lege - Tuesday night.
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JOHN MITCHELL
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in front.
Gordon put in a two-pointer
from underneath with three min
utes tone to put Temple out in
front for good, 7-6.
In the next five minutes the
.owli increased that margin to
19-7, State's only point coming on
a foul shot by Harr's.
Kart hit on a hook and Hoff
man made two foul shots. but by
that time, Temple led 26-11.
Hoffman scored State's final
eight points in the half, while
Gordon scored all but - two of
Temple's final nine points and
the ;Owls went to the dressing
,room with a 43-21 lead.
1 Mitchell found his shooting eye
in the second half, etting seven
field goals, mostly on long jump
ers. But State couldn't keep up
with the fast-breaking Owls and
the closest they could get was 15
points.
Frosh Baseball Team
All candidates for the freshman
baseball team should report to
frosh coach Bill Speith in 241 Rec
Hall Monday at 5:15 p.m.
leer College ; Dner'
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The loss was State's 10th against
12 wins. The Lions have a game
remaining against Rutgers Satur
day.
Temple is now 16-7, with a
chancy. for a tourney bid. If the
Owls ^ win "the Middle Atlantic
Conference, they will automati
cally go to the NCAA. If they lose
the MAC race they will still be
in contention for an at-large befit
in the Nitional Invitational Tour
nament.
Box Score
TEMPLE 75 PENN STATE IA
YG F TP I FG Y TP
Drysdale 6 0- 2 12 Haurria S 4- 610
Gordon 11 6- 7 27 Mlueitell 7 0- 0 14
Lkorry 2. 2- 2 6 Manilas 0 0- 1 0
Proctor. 4 3- 411 Hoffman 8 2- 218
Koolrinen 4 1- 1 9 Kart ' 4 1- 1 9
'Studien ,1 1- 2 3 Donee 1 3- 4 4
Kluwer 0 0- 0 0 Morin 0 . 0- 0 0
Kramer 41 1- 2 1 Nee
Fleming 1 Y. • 2 Staub 1 •- • 2
Ledge • •-
Irriaciosas 1 0- 0 2
Totals .30 15-23 75 Totals 26 10-14 10
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dreaming up fiendish plots for U.S.
spies. After 20 years of silence,
Stanley Lovell reveals the true
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about the "Hedy limarr"—e de- _
vice that , penicked a roomful of
geneials. About a devilisb.weapon
for wrecking Nazi supply trains.
And stout a "mistake' that might
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Schmidt, Weiss Cop IM Wins
Diving, the prettiest but proti;iturned in a 1:69.4 time in the!
ably the most difficult event to relay - enroute to it's 26-14 win. I
execute, captured the applause oft Sigma Chi's George Sayre woni
an enthusiastic 1M s - wiraminethe freestyle in 33.8 and the
audience last evening at Glenn-,breaststroke in 36.1, but his team
land Pool_ - Imates scored only two other points;
;and loSt to Beta Theta Pi, 29-12. i
heralded •by IM director Dutch
Gordie Schmidt and Greg Weiss,i In the other meet, defending
i champion Sigma Pi swamped
llf
Sykes_as "two of the best diversSigrria Phi Epsilon 34-7. Sigma,
in IM . competition,". scored 29. 2 '
Pi's relay team was , clocked m i
and 22.2 pomts respectively as .
.they led Alpha Tau Omega andithe fast time of I:00. 8 .
Beta Theta Pi to wins over Phii
Kappa Psi and Sigma Chi.
ATO also took firsts in the
ba c k stroke, breaststroke, . and:
THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GOLDER
The academic world, as we all kno* is loadedwith diglaty end
ethics, with lofty means and exalted ends, with truth and beauty.,
In such a world a heinous thing hie faculty raiding—colleges en
tieing teachers away from other colleges—is not even thinkable.
Hosiever, if the dean of one college happens—purely by
alum*, mind you—to run into a professor from another college,
and the professor happens to remark—just in passing, mind you
—that he is discontented with his present position, why, what's
wrong with the dean making the professor an offer? Late the
other afternoon, for instance ' Dean Sigafoos of Gransmire;
Polytech, finding himself in need of a refreshing cup of oolong,
dropped in Amite by Chance at the Discontented, Professoiw
Exchange where he discovered Professor Stuneros from the
English Department of Kroveny A and NI sitting over a.pot of
lapsang soochong and shrieking "I Hate Kroveny A and Ml"
Sanely there was 'nothing improper in the dean saying to the
professor, "Leander, perhaps you'd:Hike to come over .to us. I
think you'll find our shop A-Olt"
(It should be noted here that all English prof es sors are named
Leander, just as all psychics professors, are named'-'Fred. All
sociology proYeasiirs are, of course, named Myron; all veterinary
medicine panfeinsom are named Rover, andall German profassors '
are named Hansel and Gretel. All deans, are, of course, named
Attila.) . ' •
But I digress: Leander, the professor, has just tieetroffered a
job by Attila, the' dean, and he .replies, "Thank you but I"
don't think so."
"And I don't blame you," says Attila, stoutly. "I under
stand Stormy has a fine little library."
"Well, it's not too bad," says Izander. 'We have 28 volumes
in all, including a mint copy of Nancy Drew, Girl Detective."
"Very impressive," says Attila. "Cs now, we have 36 million
volumes, including all of Shak e speare's first folios and the Dead
Sea ScrOffs."
"Golly , whiskers," says Leander.
"But of course," says Attila; "you don't want to leaye
Kroveny where„ I am told, working conditions are tickety-boo."
"Oh, they're not too. bad," says Leinder. "I teach 18 hours
of English, 11 hours of op l ometry, 6 hours of forestry, coach the
fencing team, and walk Prexy's cat twice a day."
"A full, rich life," says Attila. "At our school you'd be some
what leas active. You'd teach one class a Week, limited to tam A s
students.` Ai to salary, you'd start at $50,000 a year, with
retirement it full pay upon reaching age 29."
1 Tee gexy Izt , ( a)tce g hy,
"Sir," says Leander, "your offer is most fair but you must
understand that I owe a certain loyalty to Kroveny."•
"I not only understand, I applaud," says Attila. "But before
you make a final decision, let me tell you one thing more., We
supply Marlboro cigarettes to our faculty—all you warit at all
times."
"Gloryosky l" cries Leander, bounding to his feet. "You mean
Marlboro, the filter cigarette with the unfiltered taste
Marlboro, the cigarette with better makin's—Marlboro that
comes to you in pack or boxi-Mariboro that gives you such a
lot to like?"
"Yep," says Attila, "that's the Niarlboro I mean."
"I am yours," cries Leander, wringing the Dean's hand.
"Where do I sign?"
"At the quarry," repbes Attila. "Frankly, we don't trust
paper contracts any mot. We chisel them in marble."
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THURSDAY, MARCH 1. 1962
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