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Suspected Exhibitionist
Apprehended by
,Patrol
An unidentified man was ap
prehended by the Campus Patrol
yesterday for alleged exhibition
ism in the vicinity of campus
parking lots 81 and 48. Parking
lot 81 is located near the Uni
versity Creamery and lot 48 is
located behind South Halls.
The suspect has tentatively been
charged with disorderly conduct
by State College Police. He will be
arraigned and prosecuted when
the investigation has been com
pleted, police said.
The alleged violktions took
place after the suspect lured var
ious coeds over to his car to pre
sumably ask directions, police
said.
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GRADUATE STUDENTS, UPPerclaismen—
tornfortable rooms with hot and told
running water or private bath. Innerspring
mattres.en, central. Parking leannino4lll
- To Inspect and compare The
Colonial, 123 W. Nitlany. ADams 1.1792
or ADams 1-4250.
ONE HALF DOUBLE room. 420 S. Pugh
St. AD 84013.
AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY unfur ,
niched one bedroom apartment. Heat.
water. stove and refrigerator furnished.
For further Information call AD 8-0686.
NEW HALF Duplex Ranch. Houserville.
Living room, kitchen, bath, two bed
rapine-. study and private basement. $92.50
per month. Call AD S-2969 or AD 9-0795.
WANTED
WANTED: BANJOIST or guitarist for
New Year's Eve. Call Barbie or Lou
at Lewit.`orrri 215-2174.
RIDE TO New York anytime after 11:00
n.ni. Friday, Call Marcy UN 5-2255.
IF UPPERCLASSMAN or Grad nerds
mommate for nlnwntown apartment
(Der,-June) earl Chuck AD &MT after
i0:30
MARRIED FEMALE etuilent desires reom
male with apartment rho-re to rarnpue
for next 10•wrek sessica. Call Bobbie,
AD 1-416.1 after 6 p.m.
RIDE WANTED to tither Greensburg.
Charleroi or Mc Keesport Friday after
noon. Call UN 5-2211 ask for Mary Lou
or Lois.
RIDE TI) Nrse York City heeded des
perately : Friday, Nov. 17 or Saturday.
Nov, IR. Please roll Marge UN ti-1609 or
UN 54:531.
WANTED— Boy'll Bicycle. Call UN 6-41:t4.
WANTED RIDE TO Philadelphia or
vicinity TbttrsAhr or Friday morning.
Call ;therm Al) ILCIS.
WAITER WANTED ski Odin DPiDorl to
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TUNING and
Charit , l Vaclavik AD ILEIE 4 S.
RIDE DESPERATELY nert3lll In New York
City or Lung. Island on Nov. 30. I ant
a congenial person and interesting con.
yertationalist. Cali MIKE. 220 Watts, UN
WANTED DESPERATELY to borrow
IcAcrtuwen for *lance , group performance
soon. 'IMMO call 11N 6—'qlS9,or AD S-1363.
RIDE WANTED to either Greenrhorg.
chorleroi or 'Atrtiertport 'Friday atter
ro,on. Call UN 6-,M5 ask for Mary Lou or
Lot
WANTED TO BUY
HARDTOP FOR PICO Austin-Healy Sprite.
Call UN 5-6130
FOR SALE
BANJOS, USES. Guitars. Pianos. Hann
- mond Organs. Strings. Hooka, ail music
supplies. Pifer Music Centers, Renner Pike.
Open *tit h p.n. dadly eseept Weds. Phone
EL b•34lt.
SINI:F.11 PORTABLE Elrctric StWilltir Ma
chine, used and in perfect condition. Can
he guaranteed. $21.95. AD 5-$347.
ORD THUNDERBIRD, liksf ; white. two
stick shirt with overdrive. Excel
lent condition. Must sell. Call Mike, AD P
t:int',
1921: MODEL. T Ford Roadster; new top
uphol.tery. Can be seen on campus.
Vll•we ltN f..61 , 5F., after 7 p.m.
TWO COATS, lath site 16—WenthiThy
Isortitiroy hih length, full length grey
anti white twirl: UN 5-3272.
IBM
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Invites Ph.D. Degree Candidates
in chemistry, electrical engineering,
mathematics, physics, physical chemistry, and statistics
to meet
Messrs. M. W. SHAFER and G. E. SIMAITIS
Representatives of IBM Research and Development Laboratories
NOVEMBER 6 and 7
For appointment, please contact
The Placement Office
Fall Forestry Field pay
Planned for Saturday
The Penn State Forestry SO
ciety's annual fall field day will
be held Saturday in Hort Woods.
Events will begin at 1 p.m. and
last until dark. The contest will
include log chopping, power saw
ing and log throwing. The win
ners of these events will repre
sent the University against West
Virginia in the spring.
Eng. Arch. La Vie Pictures
Seniors in engineering . and
Architecture may have their pie , .
tures taken for La Vie until to
morrow at Infinity Enterprises
between 8 a.m. and 5 p.m. Women
are asked to wear white sweaters
(suit
white blouses and men, dark
lsuit coats, ties and white shirts.
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CHEVY 19b5 Bel-Air, 6 cylinder, standard
shift. 2-door Ivanhoe. B&B, new tires.
Good running condition—asking 2450.00.
UN 2-101 or AD 7-4692.
lb AUSTIN HEALY 300. 44eater, loaded
white. C. Hoober, UN 6-5213.
KENMORE Semi-Automatic Washing 11a
thine $6O. AD 7-0:12.
MGTD SM. Call Eggler at AD 7-4454
from 2 to IS.
'66 BLACK VOLKSWAGEN sedan, reason,
able price. Call Bill AD 8-9084 Monday.
Friday.
FOR SALE--Used Guitar and Instructions
Call Jim AD &Sill.
4•000 R DODOS Sedan 1053: around $2OO
357 E. Proipt‘ct or AD 7-2448.
ATTRACTIVE MODERN living room suite,
new - unused. Will sell at large tuteri
fire. Call Ed Gardner AD 7-2251 or UN
5-5233.
FOUND
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JACK: DID YOU lore a package from
Grandma? It has been found. To reclaim
call UN 5-6248.
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'AGM TAN winter coat at Wagner build
ing. Pleasse return to HUE desk.
WOMAN'S three-quarter Camel Bair Coat
red plaid lining: Friday at Corner Room
Reward. Contact UN 6-4365.
PANIC!! AM DYING of malnutrition
Whoever picked up blue madras Purse ir.
White Hall locker mom please return
Inatric card and meal ticket. Leave at
HUB desk.
ALPHA GAMMA DELTA sorority pin.
initials J.A.H. Reward. Call Judy, UN
5-81b5.
Pill SIGMA KAPPA Pin. gold and pearls
Reward. Call Al) 7.493:,.
mpairing. Call
COLLEGE STUDENT with tar 2-3 nights
a week. Excellent commission. Dial
AD 8-2913 niter 7 o.m.
WAITERS WANTED to help serve the
finest food in town. Call Mr. Harris at
TEE. Al) 7-4.144.
PART-TIME SECRETARY with knowledge
,r elertronice to work 10-15 hn. per
week. Contact 213 Buucke
THANKS FOR the help getting out of
Atherton on Halloween. 's3.
KAREN! SORRY I left before talking to
sou in Pittsburgh on Sunday. Please call
me 'cause I can't call you. Sandi. AD S.
:.i2S2 or AD 74927. (Go Navy).
THE DAILY COLLEGIAN:. UNIVERSITY PARK, PENNSYLVANIA
FOR SALE
HELP WANTED
PERSON kL
CLASSIFIED AD STAFF
MEETING -
THURS. NOV. 2 WO P.M.
COLLEGIAN OFFICE
OLD STAFF and CANDIDATES
Reploge! Bottles Pollock
For IM Net Title Today
Dick Replogel and Andy Pol
lock will battle for the IM tennis
independent championship on the
Nittany Courts this afternoon
at 2,
Replogel moved into the final
round by defeating Harvey Scholl,
9-7, 6-2, earlier this week. Pollock
defeated Tom Diffenderfer last
week to gain a place in the cham
pionship match..,
In the fraternity. division, Bill
Polacek of Sigma Nu will meet
Bill Stout of Alpha Chi Rho this
afternoon at 3:30" in a semi-final
match.' The winner. 'will meet
Steve Seitchik.' of Zeta Beta Tau
for the fraternity championship.
ROOMS FOR RENT
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VACANCY FOR one mile student in apart
ment. Mrs. Bemart, ALI_ 7-2965.
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MISCELLANEOUS
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SCIENCE FICTION- enthusiasts—see the
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film •'hiletrupolis" about au amazir.g city
of the future. Friday, Nov. 3, 7 & 9, HUH.
Tickets at HUB deck.
PART TIME JOBS available immt,liately
for college men 15 hours/week working
schedule. Salary 3.45/week: Call Mr. Rich
ardson 9:30 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. AD 9.,-2061.
SAXMAN (alto or toner) desires work
pith any combo or dance band. Read or
fake. Years of 2.xperience. Call UN 64882
Nittany 38. Rm. 13, aek for Don Coolbaugh.
SOCIAL CHAIRMEN: The Nelson Grif-
fith Quartet (piano.' bass, trurat.et,
drums) has a limited number of dates aid
yet' booked. This is a professional combo
specializing in Music for dancing and
listening. Call Carl at UN 6.6557 or AD 7-
2176.
CLASSIC FILM admirers—see one of the
greatest silent films made. Fritz Laing's
METROPOLIS, Friday; Nov. 3. 7 & 3 HUE.
Tickets at HUB desk.
PSOC OVERNIGHT Cabin Party Nor.
4 & 5 at Stone Valley Forestry Cabin.
Leave Ree Hall 1 p.m. and 5 p.m. Satur
day. Sign up at HUB desk.
PSOO CANOE Trip Nov. 6 Sian up at
HUB desk.
PIZZA PARTY eponsored by Newman
Club after i:l5 masa Oct. 3 In Chapel
Lounge. Plaza 2/25c: coke 10e. Call UN
5-4281 for rtrerrations.
NEWAIAN GLUM open business meeting
Nov. E. 7:00 p.m.. Chapel Lounge. Slides
of European churches shown after meeting.
Refreshments." Everyone invited.
ATTENTION Sorority & Fraternity presi
dent:,Don't forget to turn in applica
tions for Greek games et HUB desk by
Fri.. Nov: 3.
LUNCHEON SUGGESTIONS: Fish and
Chips just 40r. Our own made soup
and sandwiches. Open 6 ctn.. 1 a.ro. Next
to Murphy's Lillian's Restaurant.
SPEND FIRST ten days of your Christmas
vacation in Miami Beach at unbelievable
savings. Call AD 7-2836 or AD S-9653.
SECOND IN the Fall Forum Series "What
Do You Know About Christ—A Histori
cal Myth?" Rev. Philip Saylor. Tuesday
at 7:00 p.m.. 11.118 Assembly Room. Pre
sented by the Newman Club.
PSOC ROCK CLIMBING. Chi!coat Hollow,
9:30, Nov. 5 at Ree Hall and Forestry
Cabin.
FALL FORUM Series—" What Do You
Know About Christ?" Nov. 7, 7:00 p.m.
Reverend Phillip Saylor, RUB Assembly
Room. Sponsored by Newman Club.
PSOC WORK PARTY at Ski Slope Sun.,
Nov. 5 Leave Rec Hall 10:00, 1:30 and
from Cabin Party. Sian up at HUB eu
we can feed yod.
Extra Day Added far O.
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Lion, 14 additional - guides are
needed for open houses, faiss Car
lisle said. '
they were given at registration
even. though some, will not have
this guide for open houses.
"Since we had about 56 rushees
per gui4 group which is too large
for the suites we found it neces
sary to reduce the number to 98
for open houses and use more
guides," she said.
"The additional guides will only
be used for open houses and will
not participate in the counseling
program_ for rushees."
Miss. Carlisle said that rushees
will be. counseled by the guide
HUSBANDS, ANYONE?
It has been alleged that coeds go to college for the sole purpcee
of finding husbands. This is, of course, an infamous canard, and
I give fair warning that, small and spongy as I am, anybody
who stye such a dastardly thing when I am around had better
be prepared for a sound thrashing!
Girls go to college for precisely the same reasons as men dot
to broaden their horizons, to lengthen their vistas, to drink at
the fount of wisdom. But, if, by pure chance, while a girl is
engaged in these meritorious pursuits, a likely looking husband
should pop into view, why, what's wrong with that? Eh? What's
wrong with that?
The question now arises, what should a girl look for in a
husband. A great deal has been written on this subject. Some
say character is most important, some say background, some
say appearance, some say education. All are wrong.
The most important thing—bar none—in a husband is health.
'Though he be handsome as Apollo and rich as Midas, what good
is be if he just lays around all day accumulating bedsores? ,
The very fast thing to do upon meeting a man is to make
sure he is sound of wind and limb. Before he has a chance to
sweet-talk you, slap a thermometer in his mouth, roll back his
eyelids, yank out his tongue, rap his patella, palpate his thorax,
ask him to straighten out a horseshoe with his teeth. If he fails
these simple testa, phone for an ambulance and go on to the
next prospect.
If, however, he turns out to be physically fit, proceed to the
second most important requirement in a husband. I refer to a
sense of humor.
A man who can't take a joke is a man to be avoided. There
are several simple tests to find out whether your prospect can
take a joke or not. You can, for example, slash his tires. Or burn
his "Mad" comics. Or steal his switchblade. Or turn loose his
pet rrxwon. Or shave his head.
After each of these good-natured pranks, laugh gaily and
shout "April Fool! If be replies, "But this is February nine
teenth," or something equally churlish, cross him off your list
and give thanks you found out in time.
But if he laughs silverly and calls you "Little Minx!" put
him to the next test. Find out whether he is kindly.
The quickest way to ascertain his kindliness is, of course, to
look at the cigarette he smokes. Is it mild? Is it element? Is it
humane? Does it minister tenderly to the psyche? Does it
coddle the synapses? Is it a good companion? Is it genial? Is
it bright and friendly and filtered and full of dulcet pleasure
from cockcrow till the heart of darkness?
A it, in short, Marlboro?
if Marlboro it be, then clasp the man to your bosom with
hoops of steel, for you may be sure that he is kindly as a sum
mer breeze, kindly as a mother's kiss, kindly to his very marrow.
And now, having found a man who is kindly and healthy
and bled with a sense of humor, the only thing that remains
is to make sure he will always earn a handsome living, That,
fortunately, is easy. Just enroll him in engineering.
Joining Marlboro in bringing you this column throughout
the school gear is another an. product from the same
makers—the king-size, unfliteredThitip Morris Commander.
Hare is pure, clean smoking pleasure. Try a pack. You'll be
tTHURSDAY; NOVEMBER 2. 1961
n Hguses—
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Co pulsory meetings for rush
ees and guides will be held Mon
day. The guides have set the
times and places for their meet
ings and the rushees were inform
ed of thii when they regiStero,
she said. - -
Open houses and rush in general
will be discussed at these meet
ings.
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