THURSDAY. MAY 4. 1961
Schwab, Beard Make
Comebacks for Thinclads
Two years ago Jim Schwab
set a new Penn State record by
tossing the javelin 223-11%
and Ron Beard came within
four inches of tying Oggie
Norris' mark of 14 feet in the
pole vault.
Since Schwab and Beard were
sophomores, Coach Chick Werner
appeared well set in both the pole
vault and javelin for the next
two years.
But last year was a different
story.
Schwab's best throw was eight
feet less than his record-breaking
effort the year before and Beard
skipped competition to concen
trate on his studies.
Now Schwab is flashing his old
form again and Beard is back to
challenge Norris' record.
After disappointing tosses in
State's first two meets, Schwab
heaved the 1 1 / 2 -pound spear
223-4 at the Penn Relays last
Gross Captures
Badminton Title
Every so often an athlete
comes along to dominate a
particular plia s e of Penn
State's intramural sports
world.
Delta Upsilon's Ben Amato did
it in track and Gene Flick of Tau
Kappa Epsilon did it in handball.
Now you can add the name of
Phi Epsilon Pi's Bob Gross to the
list of IM sports czars. Gross be
came the first man in IM history
to win the badminton champion
ship threeconsecutive years at
Rec Hall last night.
He beat Stu Bischoff of Beta
Theta Pi, 15-0, 15-13, for his third
title. Bischoff came back in the
second match after being blanked
in the opener, but Gross had too
many shots in his repertoire.
"It's like anything else," Gross
said when asked- to account for
his perfection in badminton. "It
takes work along with a certain
amount of skill."
Gross' reign as badminton
champ dates back to 1959 when
he defeated Sam Phaungphakdi
of Pi Lambda Phi for his first
title.
Gross beat fraternity brother
Dave Burstin. last year for his
second championship.
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week, only seven inches off his
record.
Beard proved that the year lay
off didn't bother him by tying
for fifth at the Quantico Relays
April 15 with a jump of 13-6.
He tied for third against Navy
by clearing 12-7 and last week
tied for second at the Penn Relays
with a leap of 13 feet.
Last year Schwab threw 216
. his mfirst outdoor appearance
at Quantico, and it appeared he
was set for another record
breaking campaign.
But that first meet turned out'
to be his best showing of the year.
"My form was bad last year,"
•
the 6-3, 208-pound senior said,
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