TUESDAY. NOVEMBER 15. 1960
AEPh« Awarded
Scholastic Trophy
j Alpha Epsilon Phi sorority was
! awarded the trophies for the
jj sorority having the highest aver
age and the sorority showing the
most scholastic improvement at
By SARALEE ORTON wasnot fair to make others share payments for extra time -spent Eec pnd annual Panhellenic
First 0} a Series the cost 'cleaning. !
The great problem of con- However, he explained, the mis- 1 Housing fees pay for lhe wth ITsF 'The
trolling waste in the residence U! s e of P ubh^J^!, J t ’ es ! L as i maintenance of the grounds Isorority rose from a ranking of
halls is directly dependent on Lunges and stairwells’adds to the; S “"^ ndsng * h ? h / lh ‘ S mtholhn
how students live Otto E fees borne by all residents. He Mueller Therefore, :With a 2./6 to the top posit.on
now students in e, uuo t. cited where acoustical tiles were students who cut across the j The two trophies were present-
Mueller, director of housing, punched out of the ceiling and lawns to save a few seconds are ed r ° P rcs !« en }
said today shower heads were pulled out of adding to costs by making re- jgL Panhel Presidcnl
earn xoaay. their sockets . He said that outside seeding of lawns necessary. W£ndolyn_lass.
Mueller explained that waste games played inside caused brok- The practice of wa]kint , atTOSS
and damage in the residence halls en windows in lounge areas. t he ] awrs does mo re than one
must all be figured into the total _ Living practices are some- | k ind of damage, Mueller said and
cost of the housing program, and times responsible for „ waste, : explained that mudholes develop
are in some part responsible for Mueller said. He said that lights jand the mud is carried into the
high housing fees. left burning and windows left residence halls on students’shoes,
Everyday occurrences like open when the room was not oc- i resulting in extra work for the
stamping cigarettes out on the «ipied added to utility costs. i housekeepers,
tile floors of corridors and leav- Water left running uneces- ; Mueller said that most of the
ing windows open account for 8 Bno *“ er P ro “lem, he damage results from thoughtless
most of the waste, Mueller said, added. ness ra iher than malicious intent
The incidents seem small to each Disposition of wastes is an- :on the part of students. He added
student, he said'but when mul- other area where students canjthat in the eight years he has
iiplied by the thousands they ihelp reduce costs, Mueller said.jbeen here he has noticed a def
are very significant. He explained that when person-,inite improvement in the attitude
M ueller—Students Responsible
For Dorm Waste , Damages
We adjust our policies ' and nel must be hired to pick up after|of students towards their resi
equipment to allow for a certainjstudents, their pay must be fig-jdenee halls.
amount of human error, Muellerj ur °d ln t° budget. ; Integration of iroshmen and
said. He explained that this was; Mueller also said that the fail-'upperclassmen seems to have
the reason for the room deposit ure of students to prepare theiricontributed to the maturity of
fee, adding that where it was pos-[rooms for weekly cleaning te- students in regard to maintaining
sible to pin the responsibility for suits in additional work for the them living quarters, Mueller
damage to a particular student, it housekeepers and thus additional said.
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On Campus Max Shulman I
thorof “I b’rif a Tern-age Dwarf’, “The Many
Lores of Dei'ie Gillis", tie.)
HOW TO BEAT THE BEAT GENERATION
My cousin Herkie Xylot is a sturdy lad of nineteen summers
tvho has, Me all believed until recently, a lively intelligence and
an assured future. Herkie‘s father, Walter 0. Xylet, is as every
one knows, president of the First National Artificial Cherry
Company, world's largest maker of artificial cherries for ladies’
hats. Unde Walter had great plans for Herkie. lost year lie
sent Herkie to the Maryland College of Humanities, Sciences,
and Artificial Cherries, and lie intended, U|M>ii Jlerkie’s gradu
ation, to find him a nice fat wife and take him into the firm as 1
a full partner.
Could a young man have more pleasing prospeds? Of course
not. Hut a couple of months ago, to everyone's, consternation,
Herkie announced that lie was not going into the artificial cherry
business. Xor was he going to stay in college. “I am,” said
Herkie, ‘‘a member of the Heat Generation. 1 am going to ban
Francisco and grow a beard.”
Well sir, yon can imagine the commotion in the family when
Herkie rvent traipsing off to ban Francisco! Undo Walter would
have gone after him and dragged him home, but unfortunately
he was right in the middle of the artificial cherry season.'Aunt
Thelma couldn't go either because of her old leg trouble. (One
of her legs is older than the other.)
' fefe Imseyvu ?■'
Rn I went. I ‘t;irelied San Frnneiy.'o for weeks Before I found
llcrkie living under tin: counter of a l’runto Pup stand. ‘‘lhrkie,
how are you?' 1 1 cried, looking distraught ly upon his; tniijdcd
heard, Ids corduroy jacket, his stricken c\es. .
“.Bent,’’ said Ihrkic.
I offered iiim ji Marlboro and fi-11 iiihl:ilit 1 y better when ll(!
took it when tine smokes Maliboios, one r.-ims<>t he too
fur removed from ttie world. One Mill has, mi to speak, u bold
on the fmor things of lib?—like flood lobaeco, like easy-draw mg
filtration, like settling liaek and petting comfortable and enjoy
ing a full-flavored Mnoke. One is, despite all appearances, basi
cally happiness-oriented, fulfillment-directed, pleasi ice-prone.
'‘lferkie, wbat are you doing with yourself?'’ I asked.
“I am finding myself,’’ lie replied. “1 am writing a novel in
;1 with a pointed stick. 1 am composing a fugue for
and police whistle. 1 am sculpting in experimental mn
like English muffins.”
tlu; sum!
davier .v
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“And wliiit do vou do for fun? - ’ 1 asked
“Come, - ’ lie said and took me to a dank little nijilit dub
where 1 men in. beards and women in bade I -urteip eat on orange
crater and drank espresso. On a tiny stage stood a )incl reciting
a frei-form work (if his own composition entith d Esmnn: The
Story of n Boy while behind him n jazz trio played 200 choruses
of Tin Hoof Hhtt r.
“llerkie,"said I . “eome home witlnne to the artificial cherries.”
“No/’ said Herkie, so sadly I went home to toll Undo Walter
the had nows, lie was loss distressed than 1 had foaled.
Uncle Walter has another son, a quiet hoy named Kd volts, a hot it
whom he had completely forgotten, and today Kdvorts is in
business with Uncle Walter ami Ilerkie is heat in San Francisco,
and everyone is happy
And you too will be happy—with Marlboro*, or if you prefer
an unfiltered smoke, with Philip Morris. Try the brand-new
Philip Morris king-size Commander—long, mild, and leis
urely, Have a Commander—welcome aboard I
Hearst Scheduled o
In Chess Exhibition
Dr. Elliot Hearst, United Stales
clieSs master, will be at the Uni
versity for the annual simulta
neous chess exhibition at 7:30
Ip.m. Saturday in Waring lounge.
! Hearst played 23 games sirnul-'
taneously last year and only lost
'to one player while drawing two
others.
( Students interested in playing
[Hearst may sign up by calling
j Chess Club President Tony Poulos
|at UN 5-5074. The entrance fee is
$l.
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