TUESDAY. OCTOBER 4. 1960
• —Collegian Photo.. by John Menage
WINNING HOMECOMING DISPLAY: Alpha Chi Rho's portraying of the S.S. Penn State sinking
the S.S. Missouri won first place in the annual Homecoming Fraternity Lawn Display Contest. A
total of 32 groups participated in this year's contest.
AWS Schedules Elections,
Applications Available at HUB
Applications for the Association of Women Students fall elections are available to
day at the Hetzel Union desk. Community Council members and freshmen AWS Senate
members-at-large will be elected on Oct. 19 and 21.
Applicants for AWS positions must complete the self-nomination forms and turn them
in to the HUB desk by 5 p.m. Friday.
Freshmen AWS Senate members-at-large are equivalent to the former freshmen
MRC May
Govern Men
On Campus
The Men's Residence Counj
cil may take its place among
the mushrooming number of
campus governing bodies
within a few weeks, Phillip
Haines, community living en
campment chairman, said.
The body which would govern
campus men was suggested by
that committee and is being
Independent Men, Haines added.
The new system would be sim
ilar to the existing Association of
Independent Men, Haines said.
Haines said the main difference
between AIM and MRC will be
that fraternity pledges may oc- '
cupy seats on MRC.• Under AIM,
a man pledging a . fraternity must
resign his AIM seat.
Haines said, however, that he
is going to recommend that no
pledoe be allowed to serve on
the MRC executive committee.
He said it would be difficUlt for
a min - to pledge a fraternity and
concern himself with governing
campus men- at the same time.
Each men's residence hall,
Baines explained, would remain
divided into "houses," which
would elect officers as under the
present system. The "house offi- i
cers" in each living area would
then form- an area eoun'zil.
Thus, Haines said, the lour area
councils—Nittany, North, Pollock
and West Halls—would remain in
existence with the same functions
of government and social organ
,
ization.
The officers -chosen bt these
councils ;gms members-at-large
would 'form the Men's Residence
Council. A temporary chairinan
would be appointed until MRC
could •elect its -own °thews.
Raines said.
Haines said that area , velctions
are being held this week. By next
week, he added, the area councils
should have elected officers, thus
choosing the , personnel for MRC.
The MRC would not be connect
-ed with TIM as AIM has been,
Haines said. Plans new call for
TIM to become an autonomous
governing body, Haines added.
ROCK 'N' ROLL or JAll
by J. B. QUINTET
music as you like it
Call Al AD 8-0191
By ANN PALMER
senators of the Women's Student
Government Association and are! • t c:
elected according to class rath er' Boro Council
than residence area.
A council is elected for each
of the five communities whereP
t s Study
women to
women are residing and rerire- •
sentation is in proportion to the
number of each class living in
ISt •
adium Traffic
the community. Council mem
[ here will be elected at the ratio I Traffic congestion created by
of one representative for every 1
'at
cars going to Saturday's game
. 100 women. at the stadium prompted a dis-
J During the week following elec-!
,cussion of campus parking and
;tions, each Council will meet to:traffic regulations at the Borough
!elect three officers: a chairman, Council meeting held last night.
;who must be an upperclassmand A committee of council mem
a vice chairman and a secretary-fibers has been appointed to study
;treasurer. ithe problem. The council stated
1 The elected chairman of eachthat the Shortlidge Rd. and Park
;Council will be a voting member Ave. intersection was one of the
of the AWS Senate. One other; biggest problems. It created a
member of each Council will sit Hbottleneck."
ion Senate, preferably the secre
;
taly-treasurer. 1 The committee will make its
On Wednesday, November 2, recommendations and suggestions
the revised AWS Senate will and refer them to the proper Uni
meet for the first time. Voting Iversity officials so that the prob
representatives present at this ilem can be attended to before the
meeting will be: two members '
inext football game at the stadium.
from each of the five Commun- ' A special public hearing will
Hy Councils, eight members-at-
:be held at 7:30 p.m., Oct. 17, in
large (two from each class), the ; Borough Hall to discuss zoning
five previously-elected officers i regulations.
of AWS Senate, and one repre- 1 .
sentative from each of the fol- ! 372 women: 2 freshmen, 1 sopho
lowing women's groups: Worn- more, 1 junior and 1 senior, and
en's Recreation Association, Le- Atherton with 528 women; 2
onides, Judicial Board and Pan- !freshmen, 1 sophomore, 1 junior
hellenic Council. !and 1 senior.
Council composition, propor
tionate to class, for each of the
five communities in which worn
en are living is as follows: Pol
lock Area with 3047 women; 2
freshmen, 3 sophomores, 3 . jun
iors, 2 seniors; West Halls Area,
including McKee and Irvin, with
®The Association of Independent
Men and Leonides express their sin
cerest regrets to at least 50 couples
who were turned away from the
Homecoming Dance in order to pro
vide comfortable dancing space for
those in attendance.
*A very big thank you is extended
to the 441 couples who made the
dance a huge success. With this kind
of continued participation, the inde
pendent organizations will continue to
provide quality social programs, the
next being the AUTUMN BALL on
OCTOBER 22.
THE DAILY COLLEGIAN, STATE COLLEGE, PENNSYLVANIA
McElwain and Simmons Area
with 1139 women: 5 freshmen, 2
sophomores, 2 juniors and 2 sen
iors; South Halls Area with 1094
women: 4 freshmen,-4 sophomores,
2 juniors and 1 senior,
Minimum membership for these
councils has been set at five.
Federal Official Gives C. Angel Flight, Arnold Air
Lecture on Budget To Hold Meeting Tonight
John A. Beckett, certified pub- A joint organizational meeting
,
lie - accountant, and assistant• di-; of Angel Flight and Arnold Air
rector of the Bureau of Budget:Patrol will be held at 7 tonight
at Phi Delta Theta.
of the federal government, will;
I Angel Flight members will
speak at 7:30 tonight the Min-meet at th e east end of the Hetzel
eral Science auditorium. Union parking lot at (3:45 p.m.
His topic will be n'he National.ne uniform will be the regular
Budget." .white blouse and dark skirt. Ar-
Beckett has written a number /1°1(1 Air Society members and
""
of books and he lectures on the pledges will 'car the Class A
average of twice a week. 'uniform
His lecture is being sponsored
by Beta Alpha Psi, honorary ac
counting fraternity
Once upon a time at the University of Virginia there was a
coed named; oddly enough, Virginia University who was hand
-501»0 and kindly and intelligent, and ingeniously constructed
and' majoring in psychology. Virginitewent steady with it young
man On campus named, oddly enough, Oddly Enough who was
supple and fair and lithe and animated and majoring in phys ed.
Virginia and Oddly enjoyed a romance that was as Wyllie as
a summer day, as placid as a millpond. Never did they fight
never, never, never!--because Virginia, who was majoring in
psychology, did not believe in fighting. "Fighting," she often
said, "settles nothing. The scientific way is to look calmly for
the muse of the friction."
do whenever she and Oddly were on the verge of a quarrel,
she used to whip out a series of ink blot tests and they would
discover the true underlying cause of their dispute and deal
with it in an enlightened, dispassionate manner. Then, the
irritant removed, their romance would resume its tranquil,
serene, unruffled course.
`Vtlnek/4
After six months of this sedate liaison, Oddly was so bored
he could spit. lie loved Virginia well enough, but he •also be
lieved that people in love ought to fight now and then. "It
opens the pores," he said. "And besides, it's soinuch fun mak
ing up afterwards."
But Virginia would not he provoked into a quarrel. One night
Oddly tried very hard. "Hey," he said to her, "your-nose looks
like a banana, and your ears look like radar antenna, and your
face looks like a pan of worms."
"My goodness, we're hostile tonight!" said Virginia cheerfully
and whipped 120 Rorschach cards out of her reticule. "Come,"
she said, "let us examine your psychic apparatus."
Oddly tried again. "You're fat and dumb and disagreeable,"
he said, "and you'll be bald before you're thirty."
"Ilmm," said Virginia thoughtfully and lit a cigarette. "This
Pounds like an anxiety neurosis with totemism, anagogic trauma,
and a belt in the back."
"I hate you,"'iniid Oddly. "I hate your looks andyeur elothen
and your toenails and your relatives and the I_4ga/ell/vs you
moke.'
"New, bold on, buster!" cried. Virginia, her eyes eraciliug,
hex color mounting, her nostrils aflame/ "Just keep a eivil
tongue in your stupid head when you talk about Marlboro!
Nobody's knocking that: filter, that flavor, that peek or tip-top
box while there's breath in my body! It's a hill-flavonml smoke,
it's a deozy, it's a dilly, it's a gas - and anybody 'who says a
word against it gets this."
By "this" Virginia meant a series of eombination* to the
head and liver, which she now delivered to Oddly and towed
on her heel-and stormed away.
Oddly brought her down with a flying tackle. "I love you
with all my heart," he said.
"And Marlboro?" said she.
"And Marlboro even more," mid he.
And they kisped . and plaited love knots in one anotbera hair
Rod were marriedqt t Whiteuntide and 6moketl happily'ever after.
it meow.. auto.
You too can smoke happilg—with Marlboro, or with
Marlboro's anfillered companion cigarette, Philip Morris—
available in regular size or the sensational now king size
Commander: liars a Commander—welcome aboard)
CLASSIFIEDS—RESULTS
50c BUYS 17 WORDS
OR Nape
ithor of "I 11 7 08 a Teen-ape Dwarf" "The Many
Loves of Dobie etc)
WHAT TO DO TILL THE
PSYCHIATRIST COMES
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