PAGE TEN Grandstand Views riN EL .4.%M Cook, the human windmill who writes sports publicity for the University of Pittsbuigh. Known as Beano around the circuit this colorful P.R. man bounces from city to city getting the "Pitts" publicity in i•uch whacky ways that even William Randolph Hearst would sit up and take notice if he could. Beano, who admits that he is one publicity man "who becomes bored and tired of writing the same propaganda every week," has been at Pittsburgh for the last four years and he's wondering how he's been them that long The answer is simple. Whether he's getting thrown out of press rows at basketball games, cutting up wrestling and gymnastics, or running football pools in the press box, he's doing his job, getting publicity for the University of Pittsburgh. Saturday found Cook spreading his good will around Penn State and for the first time someone else had him beat in the larynx tournament—Joe Bedenk, Penn State's double-talking baseball coach who could give Casey Stengel a run for his money., But after the discussion on athletic policies was all over, Bedenk had to admit that Cook is one of the greatcst.characters he ever met. For mole proof here are Beano's views on his first four years at Pittsburgh. "Wisest Papers—Boston. They went on strike when I arrived in town . . . Best Fitends: Syracuse writers They do me a favor by not using my releases. Favorite athlete: Don Hennon. "Best publicity men: Harold Keith of Oklahoma and Val Pinch beck of Syracuse, Best conference for publicity men: Ivy League. Maybe the football is below par but as a group, no league can touch the Ivy League for having the most capable publicity direc tors. Most efficient director: Fred Stabley of Michigan State. Fun niest publicity directors: Gus Manning of Tennessee and Al Shrier of Temple. "Best City to visit: Los Angeles. Best Hotel: Ambassador in Los Angeles. Three great guys: Dick Heibert of Raleigh News Observ er, Moon Mullins of Marquette BEANO COOK • and Lindsay Nelson of NBC. Best city for spoi is writers: Pittsburgh "Biggest thrill: beating Penn State last fall, 22-7. City for best looking women: San Francisco Airline for best looking hostesses: American. "Most stupid suggestion: those college coaches (listen Ken Nor ton of Manhattan) who want to install a 24-second rule in basket ball. Four of the eight pro teams are dying and if Chamberlain doesn't play next year more will go. "Perfect definition for baseball: ten minutes of action crammed into three full hours. Two of the best sports sections: New York Post and Philadelphia Daily News. "Funniest Incident: In the football press box, this publicity director runs a pool. When the basketball season started, the pool continued, but when the attempted fix was revealed, my athletic director, Frank Carver. said, 'I think you better quit the pool. It doesn't look too good when the publicity director is running around with a bunch of dollar bills in his hands.' "Sports Writer who knows more about basketball than anybody else: George Kiseda of Pittsburgh. Biggest dining room: Michigan State Press box. Second biggest dining room: Hilton Hotel in Pitts burgh. Best food• Michigan State press box. Biggest Stadium: Michi gan State press box. "Best college basketball player: Elgin Baylor. Best football tvain• Syracuse. Second best team: Syracuse's second team. Most fun: looking at women on Miami Beach. Biggest social flop: Me. Not being able to get to first base with women on Miami Beach. "Most embarrassing moment: getting booted out of the press row at Duke by a basketball official. Fastest Mile: Bill Brown. assistant Pitt track coach. He did a :42.7 on the Pennsylvania Turnpike. "A person who should quit his job if the Pirates win the pen nant. Mc How much space do you think the Pitts would get if the Pirates win the Series." Louis Joins Staff NEW YORK (AP) Joe Louis, former heavyweight boxing cham pion, has joined the promotion staff for the June 20 title fight at the Polo Grounds between cham pion Ingemar Johansson and ex champ Floyd Patterson. Louis will be at Patterson's Newton, Conn., camp for a closed session workout with the chal lenger. Beano Leaves `Em Laughing By Sandy Padws Collegian Sports Editor "Something to remember: a sta tion in Pittsburgh which gives basketball scores receives as many as 500 calls between 4 a.m. and 6 a.m. every Sunday. And who are those writers who say basket ball isn't popular? Floyd Takes Rest NEWTON. Conn. UP) rloyd 'Patterson limited his training 'yesterday to a six or seven mile !walk through the countryside. The former heavyweight cham pion-plans to box today and tomorrow, take Thursday off, and then resume boxing Friday, Sat urday and Sunday. The program, however, is subject to change. THE DAILY COLLEGIAN STATE COLLEGE. PENNSYLVANIA Stickmen Drop Close, 6EE4 Verdict to Swarthmore By DEAN BILLICK For three and one half per iods Saturday on rain drench ed Beaver Field it looked as if the Penn State lecrosse team was going to snap its- long losing streak. But a lightning fast goal by Swarthirwre's Bob Heaton sent the Lions reeling to their seventh straight defeat, 6-4. The goal by Heaton broke a 4-4 tie and then Tom Robinson put the game on ice for the Garnet when he fired in his third goal at 11 . 18 of the last period. It was the closest the Lion stick men have come to winning since !their losing streak began April 6, !and it was the first time State 'held a halftime lead since their 'opening 8-3 win over Loyola. But close or not, the Lions could not get the big goal they needed. Twice in the last period with the score knotted at four, State broke men loose but wild shots cost them the goals- apd eventually the game. Swarthmore took a quick 2-0 'lead in the opening minutes when Dick Quarles and Terry Maisel ' banged home goals at 3:59 and 6:58 of the first period. But Penn State came right back with three straight tallies. The ;Lions' scoring star Gordon Ben nett opened the attack when he 'scooped up a loose ball in front of the Swartmore goal and flipped it in underhand to narrow the score to 2-1. State dominated second period play as the Lions' defensive corps, headed by rugged Andy Moconyi and goalie Jim Irwin, shut the door on Swarthmore. Meanwhile, the , Lions* offense went to work and built . up the lead. Dick Bullock took a pass from' Bennett and fired a blazing shot, into the left corner of the Swarth-1 ; more goal to tie the score at 2-2. Then Dick Swenson, making his; !first start, gave State a 3-2 lead' ;at 8:30 of the second period on a! ,beautiful pass from Jim Kane and' that's how the score stood at half-' time. In the third period Swarthmore did an 'about face' scoring two .goals while blanking the Lions.l Robinson tied it at three and! ;then he put Swarthmore into the, .lead with an unassisted score at! `.14:28. Again State came back to tie it, under the stick of goalie John with Kane getting the goal. Th e iCastella. Lion midfielder recovered a loose' The final two minutes of action Baseball Owners Hold 'Summit' CHICAGO OW The 16 owners of major league base ball clubs will hold their own "summit meeting" today to discuss pending legislation in Congress, th e Continental League and other problems. The special meeting of the top brass comes only two days before the Senate's Antitrust Subcom mittee, headed by Sen. Estes Ke fauver (D.-Tenn.), opens hearings on a bill to limit farm operations of major league teams. Baseball Commissioner Ford Frick said he had suggested the meeting to John W. Galbreath, president of the Pittsburgh Pi rates. as early as last fall. He said the owners had hoped to get together for a special sessioh in Florida in March but were not able to agree on a date. "I don't know what will come out of the meeting," said Frick before leaving New York. "The legislation, pending before Con gress will, of course, be dis cussed." Frick recently called the Ke fauver bill "vicious, discrimina tory and disastrous" and labeled it "absolutely unacceptable." Little man on campus RATHSKELLER ball in Swaithmore territory and 'dodged his way through the en tire Garnet defense and fired in a 15-foot shot from in front of the net. Swarthmore broke the tir• w hen Heaton scored what proved to be the winning goal. The hustling attackman scored when he plucked a stray Lion pass out of the air and headed unmolested for the Lion net. The 6-4 Robinson then gave Swarthmore the insurance goal at 1 11:18, firing a shot that dribbled goes * * * AFTER LOOSE BALL—Mike Raiser (68) of Penn State and two Swarthmore players chase after a loose ball in the first quarter of Saturday's lacrosse game on Beaver Field. Swarthmore won 6-4. * * * The commissioner will attend today's meeting. Frick and oth ers will testify later in the week at Washington along with Branch Rickey, president of the Contin ental League, proposed third ma- jor league. The proposed Kefauver bill would curb farm operations of major league learns by limiting to 100 the number of players any one club might control. Of the 100, all but 40 would be sub ject each year to an unlimited draft by all other clubs, includ ing the new Continental League. 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