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miniature soldiers.
Martha Adams, as
fessor and the cho;
Physical Education
comes from Waynes
an undergraduate
and Mary College
member of Pi La
honorary and Gam:
sorority.
The School of Agrliculture has
chosen Dr. J. Frank' Cone, asso
ciate professor of bacteriology, as
its favorite professor. He received
his bachelor of science degree
from the University of Idaho and
a doctor of philosophy degree
from the State College of Wash
ington.
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Dean Lawrence Perez, assistant
dean of the College of Engineer
ing and Architecture, came to
Penn State in 1944. He is married
and has three children. While a
undergraduate at the Brooklyn
Polytechnic Institute he was a
member of Alpha Chi Rho fra
ternity
A Penn. Stater all her life,
Dr. Mary Willard, candidate
from the College of Chemistry
and Physics, was born in Mof
fatt Cottage on the campus. Miss
Willard performs chemical an
alyses of poisons, drugs, blood
stains and other materials in
connection with criminal cases
in Pennsylvania and surround
ing states.
An ardent bowler, Clifford A.
Nelson of the College of Business
Administration was born in Hazle
ton. He was a member of Zeta
Beta Tau fraternity and Delta
Sigma Pi professional fraternity
at Bloomsburg State College
where he received a bachelor of
science degree. He also holds a
master of science degree from
Bucknell University. 1
In addition to teaching Euro
pean history, Dr. Kent Forster of
the School of the Liberal Arts
conducts summer seminars in
Europe for American students.
Forster did his undergraduate
work at Washington and Lee Uni
versity and his graduate studies
at the University of Pennsylvania.
In 1956-57 he served as a Ful
bright Lecturer at the University
of Helsinki. As a member of the
Miniature Collectors Society, he
owns nearly 1000 toy soldiers.
Dr, Marjorie East, head of
the Department of Home Eco
nomics Education, was born and
educated in California. She
graduated from San Jose State
College and did her graduate
work at UCLA and Columbia
University.
Gene Wettstone, candidate from
the School of Physical Education,
was Big-Ten all-round champion
gymnast for three years while a
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his history
collection of
University Party candidate for
student at the University of lowa.
SGA president, in a special broad-I
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Wettstone, a native of Union The b over WMAJ last night.
broadcast was In response:
City, N.J., served as Olympic to the circular written by Froth
coach at London in 1948, inter- editor Alan Elms and distributed
national judge at
.the games in throughout the campus yesterday.
Helsinki and again as coach at I
"You have seen your editor of
Australia in 1956. A do-it-yourself I the supposedly campus humor
enthusiast, he has had a hand in imagazine resort to partisan mud
shaping his present home framLsiingine, he continued. "You
the ground up, inside and outsi de.l have seen Campus Party fill their
While a graduate student at platform with nebulous impossible;
the University of Cincinnati, Dr. planks." •
Clyde G. Conic, associate profes- "We stand for positive actionl
sor of elementary education, did through working with, not againstl
his research on the thought the student body and the adminis-I
processes in teaching elemen- tration. As our past record shows,';
tary school arithmetic. . Corle, we are capable of the task we
who is married and has two plan to undertake," he said.
children, was born in New Madi- In referring to the circular,'
son, Ohio. In his spare time, Haber said, "We're sure you stu-I
Cork likes to play bridge or Idents have not been fooled by
work in his garden. this obvious political move on
Dr. Laurence Lattman, assistant'the part of campus party that so
professor of geomorphology in much reminds us of smoke-filled
the College of Mineral Industries, back-room political tactics."
was born in New York City and "Sure we're for motherhood,
did his undergraduate work at the Atnerican Flag, the home etc.,
the City College of New York. but do these high-sounding gen-
Lattman, who is married and hasieralities really answer the student
two children, likes to work on wants?" he said. "We have re
automobiles, a pastime he has en-fused and still refuse to engage
joyed since his "hot rodding" days, lin a mud-slinging campaign, but
While at home, this favorite pro- we feel that now the truth must
fessor turns into a hi-fi bug._ be known," Haber said.
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Over 500 tickets are still
available for the TIM-Leonides
Las Vegas Night which will be
held from 8 to 12 p.m. Satur
day in the Hetzel Union ball
room.
Tickets cost $1 per person. _
At Las Vegas Night, students
will be able to gamble legally in
a night club atmosphere.
The ballroom will contain
wheels, dice, poker and black
jack tables run by TIM and Le
onides dealers. Leonides cigarette
"Hello," said the voice on the telephone. "This is Werther
Sigafoos. I sit next to you in psych. I'm kind of dumpy and
I always wear a sweat shirt."
"Fin the one whose lecture notes you've been borrowing for
two years," said \Verther.
"Oh, yes!" said Anna Livia. "What do you wish, Walter?"
"Werther," said Werther." What I wish is to take you to the
Junior Prom next April."
"Weriher," Werther. "Yes, I know, but you are so round
and beautiful that I was afraid you might have a date already,'!
"As a matter of fact I do, Wingate," said Anna Livia.
Anna Livia did not really have a date, but she was expecting
to be asked by Stewart Stalwart, athletic and BMOC, handsome
as Apollo, smooth as ivory, wearer of faultless tweeds, smoker
of Marlboro cigarettes which even without his other achieve
ts Rould stamp him as a man kith know-how, with a
pleasure-oriented palate. If you think flavor went out when
filters came in, try a Marlboro. This one brims with zest and
zip and the, good, mild taste so clear to those who smoke for the
pure joy of it. Get yourself a pock of Marlboros and listen to
your friends say, "There, by George, goes a smoker who knows
a hawk from a handsaw."
But I digress,. Anna Livia waited and waited for Stewart
Stalwart to ask her, but two days before the Prom, to every
body's amazement, he asked Bose-of-Sharon Schwartz, a non
descript girl with pavement-co
Anna Livia immediately phoned Werther Sigafoos. "My
Prom date has come down with a dread virus,"„she said, "and
I have decided to accept your invitation, Waldrop."
"Werther," said Werther. "Oh, goody ganders!"
The next day Anna Livia received a phone call from Stewart
Stalwart. "My Prom date has come down with a dread virus,",
he said. "Will you go with me?"
"Certainly," she said and promptly phoned Werther and said,
"I have come down with a dread virus and cannot go to the
Prom with you, Whipstitch,"
"Werther," said Werther. "Oh, mice and rats!"
So Atha Livia went to the Prom with Stewart and who do you
think they ran into? Rase-of-Sharon with Werther, that's whol
Stewart had felt obliged to ask Rose-of-Sharon because she
always did his homework, but she had weaseled out because she
really wanted to go with Werther with whom she felt a great
oneness because they were both so dumpy. He fell_ wildly in
love with her at the Prom, and today they are married and run
a very successful five-minute auto wash in New Bern, N. C.
Anna Livia and Stewart are happy, too. They are still juniors
and have not missed a prom in sixteen years. o cnio M.. Bhul ug
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WHO WENT TO THE PROM-AND WHY
"I'm afraid I don't - remember you," said Anna Livia Plura-
"But this is November 27, Westnor," said Anna Livia
"TVerther," said Werther. "Oh, drat!"
girls will hand out sample packs.
Horserace betting will take
place from 8 to 10:30 p.m. and
the house will pay off the winners
after the horserace films have
been shown.
Other entertainment will in
clude the announcement of the
winner of the Professor Snarf
Contest and a 10-minute stage
showe every 20 minutes on the
ballroom stage.
At the end of the night, sou
venirs from Las Vegas gambling
clubs will be given to students
with winning chances.
ored hair and a briefc„
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